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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I posted on Facebook, what's something about yourself? That sounds
totally made up? But he's one hundred percent real, And guys,
it blew up on the FB and m it blew up.
In fact, MP had a comment and what do you got, MP,
what's something about yourself? This sound was totally made up?
It was one hundre percent real.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Fifty years ago, I escaped from jail. That's literally one
of those things where you crawled through a duct work
and escaped through a skyline the whole nine.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yards And are you still currently on the run.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No. I actually arrived in then Inlifornia after escaping and
basically went to see my priest because I went to
Catholic school, and he contacted an LAPD officer whose name
was Thor. Was really cool, cool name. Anyway, Thor said
I wasn't on the NCIC and I should just take
a bus back.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
So I did bust back to prison.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm not to tell you which jail I broke out of.
I'm willing to give you the details of it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But that's that's where you went. You went back to
the jail you broke out of.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, I did. I turned myself in two weeks later,
So how.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Did you break out? Like did you like how they
happened in the movies or they take like a spoon
by the toilet and you like dig your way out.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Was very similar to that. I could see. And I
was in a what do they call it a bullpen area?
And in that bullpen area of the jail, of that
particular jail, they had a shower and a toilet and
tables for people to sit and play cards and all that.
And I noticed above the shower that there was a
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there was a square. You could see you could see
the outline that that there had been something cemented over
or something, because you could see the whole square. It
was pretty big too, And and I finally just decided,
I think I know what that square is. It was
a ventilation duck that they had decided was risky to
have in that area of the jail, so they cemented
(02:01):
it over. And I did, in fact use the spoon
to remove that whole thing crawl up through the duct.
It went at a right angle, and when it came out,
I was sitting above the jail cells in a hallway.
I used my hands to just push the grade out
and the area that I was in was kind of big,
(02:23):
so I was able to put the grate behind me
and use my fingernails to push myself out onto out
into the hallway. I used my fingernails to hang onto
the area where the grate had been had been, and
I had got my feet out onto the edge of
the ventilation thing, and I jumped. I jumped straight up,
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and I grabbed the bars protecting her underneath the skyline.
But the skyline the bars weren't really intended to keep
people out, I don't think, because they were far enough
part that I could squeeze between them. And then I
stood on them, and it was just a regular dome skylight.
And I just used my body to push up, using
(03:09):
my back to push up until the skylight broke and
some pieces fell down onto the hallway. But I don't
think they heard me at all. So I scrambled across
the roof, jumped down into a tree, a big like
evergreen tree, and got to the ground and ran away.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, so let me just let me just ask you
this real quick. So you broke out of jail, you
go see a priest. Two weeks later, you take the
bus and go back to jail, and you don't get
in trouble for breaking out.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Strangey enough, they didn't even charge to me with escape.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So were you like, hey, I know, really I broke
out of here? Can I come back in? Like we
don't know what you're talking about. You're like no, no,
They're like, there you are, come on.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Where you want.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
It was probably one of those things where they the
people who worked in the jail didn't want to get
in trouble for having an escape.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Yeah, and they were.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Like you go back.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
All is well, we don't need this to become a
big media circus.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
All right, MP, it's a great story, man, thanks for
sharing it with us.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I didn't win anything for it, uh t me hearing.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
We weren't having a brother. Can't you just call in
and just say hi and tell us a fun story?
Do you want something?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Well? This was one of the better stories of the week,
So I was all.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Right, man, thank you man eight seven seven nine three
seven one o four seven. Tell us something about you
that's totally true, but everyone thinks it's fake. More of
your calls next with John Day and Rich What for fun?
I posted on Facebook like, tell us something about you
(04:40):
in your life? Tell us something about you that sounds
made up. It is one hundred percent real. Sharing, Yes,
tell us something about you that is totally real but
sounds made up.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
So in my twenties, I got married one of my
very good friends and we ended up getting divorced. Still
we're being friends. We ended up living together just for
financial reasons because we were used to having dual income.
So I started dating somebody else and they became friends,
and so we got married. My first ex husband was
(05:12):
in my second wedding. The three of us lived together
the whole time that I was married to my second husband.
I ended up getting not pregnant, had a really rough pregnancy.
They were both there through all of it. They were
both there when my son was born and helped me
take care of him for the first year. So we
(05:32):
had a very unique family situation for a while.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But there was nothing going on sexually between you and
your first husband at the time you married to your second. Okay.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
Well, as a matter of fact, when we were on
our honeymoon, people thought we were brother and sisters.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay, that's a good memory. Thank you, Sherry, Thank you, Trent.
Tell us something about you nobody believes, but it's one
hundred percent true.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh, my wife.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
A couple of years ago, my wife and I were
at Chiefs and Nashville and we watched Morgan Wallen throw
the chair over the walls.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
N Yeah, it was it was.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
It was pretty crazy. Uh, I didn't even know it
was what was going on. There was like a little
disturbance behind us, and it happened so fast, and then
Morgan Wallen's bouncer surrounded and my wife goes, that's Morgan Wallen.
I was like, no way, you're lying, and I kind
of walked around him and I was like, holy cow,
she she's not lying.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
That was like like it was a huge moment, like
to be there, like a pop culture moment when Morgan
wallad that chair.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy, and it's actually
gonna be like two years ago this week.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So wow.
Speaker 9 (06:42):
And my wife and I one tickets to go see
him on Thursday night this week. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Thank you, Ellie. What sounds made up, But it's absolutely
true about you and your life.
Speaker 10 (06:57):
Okay, I swear this is true. I'm technically in La
La land, like actually in it, but not in like
a normal way. I wasn't cast or anything. I literally
wandered onto the set when I was in downtown a
LA because I thought there was free coffee, and no
one stopped me.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So you're you're in the movie like as part of
a crowd scene.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
Correct, Like next thing I know, they're a filming a
scene and I'm just standing there holding this random cup
and just pretending to have a conversation with someone who
isn't there and Ryan gossling like rock Walks where I
cast me, and I didn't leave. I just stayed the
whole time because I was too scared to get in
trouble if I moved. So you can literally see me
(07:40):
for like three seconds in the background. But to like
my family and everyone, I act like I had this
major role and I wasn't you like it's such a
big deal. So my family pauses the movie every time
and they're like, there's she is and I'm nodding like, yeah,
Hollywood found me.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
There's a guy I used to work with and he
really rubbed me the wrong way a lot. And there
was a movie that was out called Passenger fifty seven
with Wesley Snipes, and he said he was one of
the cops that arrested him. But in the movie. You
can only see his hands because those are my hands,
and I'm like, sure, they are so much. But you know,
it's funny about your story, Kyle. I thought about you yesterday.
(08:22):
I thought this would be so fun for you and
me to take this trip. But I don't know if
we would get the part they're casting for Dexter to
play victims. Yeah, kill me, I know, right, but you've
got to do something saying you've got to be in
the in New York, wherever they're casting they do it.
I was like, if they promised us we could be bodies,
I would say we got to do road trip, play
(08:45):
a dead body on Dexter.
Speaker 10 (08:48):
I know, I know that is dedication because I just
got down there looking at pretty people holding a cup
of coffee, like being a dead body commitment.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I know. Well, thank you Ellie for sharing that story.
That's a wonderful strength. Thanks for listening. Aaron, what's totally
true by you, but sounds made up.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Okay, I swear on my life this is real. I
legally owned a lama for almost a month back in college.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
So my roommate lost to bet at a party. Okay,
and the guy he lost to actually had a lama
like he had the paperwork and everything, and as a joke,
they transferred ownership into my name. So suddenly I'm responsible
for this lama who was named Kevin. We kept him
in this sketchy backyard behind our apartment. And here's the thing.
(09:40):
Kevin hated me, like hit me personally. He would spit
at me, only follow me around. Well, one time he
somehow got loose. He chased me into my own car
and he chewed off part of the windshiel wiper. The
whole time he's just holding this hateful direct eye contact
at me. The animal control I had them come out twice,
(10:02):
but I guess technically I wasn't breaking any rules, so
they just told me, like, please don't do this again.
Keeps lama locked up.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
I had to rehome him because my landlord said that
the lama had more authority than I did in the home,
which that sounds true, which is true.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, how does one rehome alama? Where does one send one?
Is there a lama rescue lama up?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah, there's lama places. Yeah, it was actually a lama problem.
There's too many of them.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I wonder if the lama didn't like you because he was.
He was an emu, not alma alama.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Well thanks, I don't get that, but yeah he was.
He was.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You don't get that. He doesn't get it. You don't
get that. Maybe that's why a lama do you don't have.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You should go to because.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
He eron.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Thanks for calling in, dude, thanks for listening. Back when
my son Kemp played flag football, I remember we had
to meet a practice one day and the coach showed
up and had a goat with him, like you had
to go to the leash, and you're like, why do
you have this goat? And he goes, it's a long story,
I go, I need no way to have a goat,
and him and his friends got drunk and stole a
(11:22):
goat and they put it in the back of his
like range rover, and then he still had the goat
and he had to figure out what to do with
the goat.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I don't know, maybe give the goat back.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, it's funny the goat. I haven't seen him since. Oh,
I'm only gotten jail or something. Yeah, goat, sief. It's
John Jay and Rich. Oh what's the latest? Rich with you?
And the quick setup was that you were pretty jealous,
(11:52):
jealous of the right word, right, Yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Insecure is probably the best because.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Your wife was going with a very handsome real estate
agent to go look at homes.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah yeah, at midnight, and she was not at midnight.
But she left the house looking kind of amazing, not
that she doesn't always look amazing, but I didn't realize
that I would feel that way. So what happened was
she said, well, why don't you go with me the
next time I need to go somewhere that way, you know,
your feelings of me being you know, by myself with
the real estate agent checking out stuff, you'll be with me.
(12:22):
So that means now I have to go look at
all these places that she's not really all that interested
because she'll see a place and be like, Kyle, you'll
appreciate this. It's not lux enough.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It needs to be. She's got a good eye for esthetics.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yes, it's like it's not lux enough.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
So you she was going out looking like you know,
a commercial at commercials, they'd look at other venues. You
didn't go. She was going with a guy, yes, and
that bothered you bothered me, So she's well, then come
with me, yes, And now what you don't want to go.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
No, I don't want to go because I got you know,
I got theoretically stuff to do that I could be
doing instead of that.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
But have you checked out the guy yet? Is he
good looking?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yes, he's really good looking. What he looks like I'm
describing to us. He looks like a professional business guy,
got kind of a you know, maybe a little salt
and pepper in the beard. But he's tall, thin, kind
of muscular, pulled up at a very nice like Lexus suv,
you know, kind of has his act together, speaks well,
deep voice. And when he shook my hand, I thought
(13:18):
he was trying to crush my hand because I feel
like I know how to shake hand though I could
go in with a pretty firm handshake, and he outfirmed
my handshake where he tried to get it where you
kind of get, you know, get your fingers where he
kind of crushing you the knuckles a little bit.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
He's letting you know what's up.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I just looked yesterday. I just saw a video by
one of these FBI CIA guys and tells you how
to deal with manipulators, of how to defuse him. And
he literally said, when someone does that to your hand.
You go, whoa, hey, well, hard handshake. I read somewhere
that means that you're trying to be an alpha male
and it just it just diffuses them, yeah, because then
they're like, oh, dang, Like.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
What he tried to do is you know how some
people try to shake your hand and they try to
put your hand over your hand while they crush it.
So but I kind of twisted it the other way.
So we ended up even. But I will say Stacey
was really cool, you know, talked about you know if,
she talked about me nicely, almost like I was her puppy.
Though this is my this is my little husband Richard.
So I've already done it. You already looked at places
(14:17):
or you got you're gonna go look at place. We're
in Tempe yesterday, just a lovely part of town. You
her and Steve stay sixty.
Speaker 11 (14:23):
Hey, Cassie, I have a story that nobody would believe.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Go ahead.
Speaker 11 (14:27):
So when I was thirteen, my mom and I were
like looking for moving boxes behind a grocery store one night,
and we saw this lady in like a really nice
car and she was trying to get something heavy out
of her trunk. And my mom was like, oh, I
should help her, and I was like, no, Mom, Like,
what if she's trying to dump a body, Like I'm
(14:49):
like scared. I'm like, You're not going to do that.
So come to find out, we find out later on
the news that she was indeed dumping her husband's torso.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Oh my, no, no.
Speaker 11 (15:02):
It happened in two thousand. I think her name was
like Victoria or Ronica, like Papa or something like. It's
there's a news article, you can google it. She was
like a hairdresser and she killed her husband and like
chopped him out.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
What city did this take place in?
Speaker 11 (15:23):
In East Mesa? Behind the bashes?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Are you looking up behind a bashes? It always happens
behind a bash.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Trash cans behind the bashes?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Oh yeah, it says Valerie Pape. The case of Scottsdale
salon owner turned torso murderer. A petite blonde wearing sunglasses
and gloves parked her Jaguarre behind a Mesa grocery store,
pulled out a heavy plastic bag and struggled to hurl
him into a trash ban.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
What and there's sixty Cassie and her mom just hanging
out behind the bashes.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Why were you behind the Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that's
a good place to go to.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I to safe way, I go a safeway from moving boxes.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Wait, so when when you guys saw that story, Like,
did you guys go to the police and say, hey,
we saw her trying to dump it or did you
kind of just leave the way?
Speaker 11 (16:17):
I think we were. We were both just in shock
because I, like, I literally joked because I was scared.
I was like, mom, We're not going to just like
help a random person. Like what if she's dumping a body?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Do you know the story behind it? Like what happened to?
That's one of that should be one of those like
crime junkies as a story.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
On that says that she shot right and then chopped
them up and then chopped them up?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Why do you chop up a body? Where do you
put all that? I just watch dexter, I mean professional.
Do you know any more about it? Is she in prison?
Is she did she get life?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I don't.
Speaker 11 (16:47):
I don't know about very much more about it other
than just like what I've seen on news articles.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Did you see the CCTV footage from behind the bashes
and there's casting her mom their eyes wide open? Watch
this woman, this bad trash bag.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
But imagine they did actually walk up to her and
ask for help like that, Like maybe she would have turned.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
On you, right because she loose sense? No, she a
sentenced to sixteen years in prison with no parole.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Sixteen she would be out probably.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Oh, if you're calling in Valerie Pape, could you call
it him to know what's going on? How do you
get sixteen years for killing somebody?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Do you think to be more than that? There's a
lot more of this.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Story, rights or something?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Man oh man.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, it says that she admitted to shooting him during
a fight, but didn't say anything about how he was
dismembered or where the rest of the remains are.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
You think shooting him is enough, right, you would say,
get rid of the body. But if you're going to
pop him up, though, why are you throwing them all
the way in a dumpster? Why wouldn't you take some out,
like drive some out to like pleasant, drive some out
to just put chunks of bodies everything. I'd be so
good at hiding a body, would I totally?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Would you come in here and talk about it the
next day?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
What France?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
When Nick's not here left to France when Nick's out
here next week. I'm like told you.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
She was released and deported in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Wow, and it says she only got second degrees.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Wasn't she planned it so they like kicked her out?
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Yeah, it was probably one of those things like like
the second degree is like you were in a fight.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
It was a rage, yeah, right, why a passion?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Wow, Cassie Man, wait wait, wait to change the whole
vibe of the show.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, that's why when you go behind the bashes now
they say this trash can is for us only. They're
a bunch of dumping bodies in there, right.
Speaker 11 (18:38):
And they also like grocery stores all compact their boxes now,
can't true take their boxes anymore to use them for
moving unless you ask them before they do it.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
That's true. I used to work for grocery store. We
had a big compactor out back.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Well, thanks Cassie, thanks for calling in. Thank you very much.
I love it. I'd love it.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
Thank you you too, are you kiss?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I'll just given't enough. We got you Rich in the morning.
There hasn't been anybody on this show in a long time, Rich,
since there was a breakup in relationship.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Was I the last breakup on the show that I
was like thirteen years ago?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I think? So? Right?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, job everyone, when you did break up, did you
have a breakup food? Was there a go che Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Really? Well yeah, I remember, like you know, the the
I don't live here anymore thing. And the first thing
I downed was a complete tub of strawberry ice cream?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Oh really, any particular brand?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Absolutely, it was the Briars brand, not Dryers, but Strawberry
because had little chunks of strawberries and it was not
a little tub. I mean it was like maybe half
a gallon.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I had this article here. It's the most terrible stomach
the most popular break up food in every state, and
according to Rich you must live in Rhode Island. Ice
cream ice cream is number one in Rhode Island.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Ice Cream's good.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, what about you, Colin? When you broke up and we.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Were broken up and I was broken up?
Speaker 5 (20:13):
I am some like I find comfort in sweets. So
my favorite dessert is cheesecake. So if I were to
be broken up, you'll probably find me a cheesecake factory
getting the dulceate a let che cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Okay, so break the cheesecake would that break out under
there's cake, there's candy, there's cupcakes, there's cookies, there's donuts.
Where would you put that under it? There isn't a
cheesecake category.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
This maybe cake cake.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So then you obviously must be from Louisiana, Mississippi, Virginia. Correct,
what about you, Peyton?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
I'm trying to think about how I want to answer this,
because I fear mine is very depressing. Is there a
maybe crown peach on that list?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I don't know what that is?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
The liquor store.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Liquor is where I I didn't care about. There was
no fam was my food.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Let's say it's food, not outcohol.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Well, it would be like probably like spaghettios.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yeah, that's a good one, like comfort food, spaghettios.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Pasta maybe, No, that's not in here? How do you
not have Pasta's? Breakup pizza's in here? Like a mac
and cheese?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Mac and cheese is in here? Macache? Okay, you're obviously
from Maine and New Hampshire obviously East Coasters. If waffles
are your breakup food, it's Minnesota and Oregon, Tacos, Idaho, Kansas,
New Mexico, and Texas What about you, John Jay? What
would be your breakup food? I just my thing is
all food. I eat all food whenever I'm stressed, so
(21:39):
I probably I'd probably go with Mexican food. Cardisada. If
you're from Arizona, California and Michigan, your breakup food is
potato chips Illinois and Nebraska, popcorn Connecticut and Massachusetts, pizza,
North Dakota and Vermont, garlic bread Delaware, French toast, Nevada,
French fries, Oklahoma and Arkansas, don't nuts cupcakes. You're from Maryland,
(22:02):
New Jersey, New York and Washington, d C.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I'm gonna fill the flag on garlic bread because I
think unless maybe you're like, well, I'm not kissing anybody tonight,
the well, I mean, you just broke up, so you're
probably not right You're like, yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I'm gonna go garlic bread, Utah and Washington, cookies Iowa, Missouri,
cookie dough, Pennsylvania is choo.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I gonna change.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
If you're from Alaska, Montana and Wyoming, it is chicken
noodle soup, and if you are from Hawaii is a candy.
And if you're from South Dakota, the number would breakup.
Food is hamburgers. Hamburgers is a good choice too, ham burgers. Rachel,
good morning. I understand you've got a story about how
your kid made you laugh.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Yeah, Well it was kind of a funny situation because
I mean this was he was five, so who was younger,
and we had just had like a few of our
family members passed away pretty close together, and we were
talking about what happens when you pass away and what
are the options because our family members got cremated and
and so we're kind of explaining that process. And then
(23:04):
like five minutes later, was just out of the blue,
he's like, Mom's dad, I don't think I want to
be oven oven roasted.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh my god, it's so dark.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
For some reason, we thought, like he associated.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
We explained there was like flames and people just go
to ashes, and he thought of an oven.
Speaker 11 (23:22):
Smart kid.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
That's naturally such like an accurate depiction.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, truly, that's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
I feel like kids in funerals in general have some
like bizarre things to say because you don't really understand,
you get it. My mom loves to tell a story
when I was like three or four, when my Kathy
had passed away.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
They had an open casket.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
So we're all walking by and apparently my mom's holding me,
and I'm like looking around and I'm like, everyone be quite,
she's sleeping, you know what I mean, Like you just
don't know, like they're just little kiddos.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
And Kathy did not.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
She got up.
Speaker 10 (24:03):
We still bring it up.
Speaker 11 (24:04):
It's really funny.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I kind of like it. If I'm a funeral home,
I start offering that as an option. It sounds a
little more pleasant and cremated, doesn't it. I don't know,
oven't roasted for your family, and I don't know, Rachel,
good marketing, good marketing from that kid, start showing how
your your young child Tim Burton movies. Right away it's done.
Do you mind if I chime in on this? I
(24:28):
would love it?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (24:30):
So, uh, Rachel's story reminded me of my grandpa passed
last year, right, and I gave the eulogy and I'm
like going through it and I'm very emotional and I'm
just like just just crying as soon as I step
up to the to the altar or whatever it's called
the electron, and uh, I go man.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Every time my grandpa.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Would answer the phone.
Speaker 12 (24:50):
When I'd call him, he'd always answer Hello Nicholas, and
I would do anything to hear that again. And without
even a second, my son yells Hello Nicholas the back
of the church, and so that in turn made me
laugh and also cry. And then when we were done,
(25:12):
like he only said it like four or five more
times during the eulogy. So then yeah, he was like,
he was like, Okay, well I got it once, but
uh anyway, great show, have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Nick nick Son is twenty one years old too, which
made you weird.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Love
I posted on Facebook, what's something about yourself? That sounds
totally made up? But he's one hundred percent real, And guys,
it blew up on the FB and m it blew up.
In fact, MP had a comment and what do you got, MP,
what's something about yourself? This sound was totally made up?
It was one hundre percent real.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Fifty years ago, I escaped from jail. That's literally one
of those things where you crawled through a duct work
and escaped through a skyline the whole nine.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yards And are you still currently on the run.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No. I actually arrived in then Inlifornia after escaping and
basically went to see my priest because I went to
Catholic school, and he contacted an LAPD officer whose name
was Thor. Was really cool, cool name. Anyway, Thor said
I wasn't on the NCIC and I should just take
a bus back.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
So I did bust back to prison.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm not to tell you which jail I broke out of.
I'm willing to give you the details of it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But that's that's where you went. You went back to
the jail you broke out of.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, I did. I turned myself in two weeks later,
So how.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Did you break out? Like did you like how they
happened in the movies or they take like a spoon
by the toilet and you like dig your way out.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Was very similar to that. I could see. And I
was in a what do they call it a bullpen area?
And in that bullpen area of the jail, of that
particular jail, they had a shower and a toilet and
tables for people to sit and play cards and all that.
And I noticed above the shower that there was a
(01:39):
there was a square. You could see you could see
the outline that that there had been something cemented over
or something, because you could see the whole square. It
was pretty big too, And and I finally just decided,
I think I know what that square is. It was
a ventilation duck that they had decided was risky to
have in that area of the jail, so they cemented
(02:01):
it over. And I did, in fact use the spoon
to remove that whole thing crawl up through the duct.
It went at a right angle, and when it came out,
I was sitting above the jail cells in a hallway.
I used my hands to just push the grade out
and the area that I was in was kind of big,
(02:23):
so I was able to put the grate behind me
and use my fingernails to push myself out onto out
into the hallway. I used my fingernails to hang onto
the area where the grate had been had been, and
I had got my feet out onto the edge of
the ventilation thing, and I jumped. I jumped straight up,
(02:48):
and I grabbed the bars protecting her underneath the skyline.
But the skyline the bars weren't really intended to keep
people out, I don't think, because they were far enough
part that I could squeeze between them. And then I
stood on them, and it was just a regular dome skylight.
And I just used my body to push up, using
(03:09):
my back to push up until the skylight broke and
some pieces fell down onto the hallway. But I don't
think they heard me at all. So I scrambled across
the roof, jumped down into a tree, a big like
evergreen tree, and got to the ground and ran away.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, so let me just let me just ask you
this real quick. So you broke out of jail, you
go see a priest. Two weeks later, you take the
bus and go back to jail, and you don't get
in trouble for breaking out.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Strangey enough, they didn't even charge to me with escape.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So were you like, hey, I know, really I broke
out of here? Can I come back in? Like we
don't know what you're talking about. You're like no, no,
They're like, there you are, come on.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Where you want.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
It was probably one of those things where they the
people who worked in the jail didn't want to get
in trouble for having an escape.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Yeah, and they were.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Like you go back.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
All is well, we don't need this to become a
big media circus.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
All right, MP, it's a great story, man, thanks for
sharing it with us.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I didn't win anything for it, uh t me hearing.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
We weren't having a brother. Can't you just call in
and just say hi and tell us a fun story?
Do you want something?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Well? This was one of the better stories of the week,
So I was all.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Right, man, thank you man eight seven seven nine three
seven one o four seven. Tell us something about you
that's totally true, but everyone thinks it's fake. More of
your calls next with John Day and Rich What for fun?
I posted on Facebook like, tell us something about you
(04:40):
in your life? Tell us something about you that sounds
made up. It is one hundred percent real. Sharing, Yes,
tell us something about you that is totally real but
sounds made up.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
So in my twenties, I got married one of my
very good friends and we ended up getting divorced. Still
we're being friends. We ended up living together just for
financial reasons because we were used to having dual income.
So I started dating somebody else and they became friends,
and so we got married. My first ex husband was
(05:12):
in my second wedding. The three of us lived together
the whole time that I was married to my second husband.
I ended up getting not pregnant, had a really rough pregnancy.
They were both there through all of it. They were
both there when my son was born and helped me
take care of him for the first year. So we
(05:32):
had a very unique family situation for a while.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But there was nothing going on sexually between you and
your first husband at the time you married to your second. Okay.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
Well, as a matter of fact, when we were on
our honeymoon, people thought we were brother and sisters.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay, that's a good memory. Thank you, Sherry, Thank you, Trent.
Tell us something about you nobody believes, but it's one
hundred percent true.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh, my wife.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
A couple of years ago, my wife and I were
at Chiefs and Nashville and we watched Morgan Wallen throw
the chair over the walls.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
N Yeah, it was it was.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
It was pretty crazy. Uh, I didn't even know it
was what was going on. There was like a little
disturbance behind us, and it happened so fast, and then
Morgan Wallen's bouncer surrounded and my wife goes, that's Morgan Wallen.
I was like, no way, you're lying, and I kind
of walked around him and I was like, holy cow,
she she's not lying.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
That was like like it was a huge moment, like
to be there, like a pop culture moment when Morgan
wallad that chair.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy, and it's actually
gonna be like two years ago this week.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So wow.
Speaker 9 (06:42):
And my wife and I one tickets to go see
him on Thursday night this week. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Thank you, Ellie. What sounds made up, But it's absolutely
true about you and your life.
Speaker 10 (06:57):
Okay, I swear this is true. I'm technically in La
La land, like actually in it, but not in like
a normal way. I wasn't cast or anything. I literally
wandered onto the set when I was in downtown a
LA because I thought there was free coffee, and no
one stopped me.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So you're you're in the movie like as part of
a crowd scene.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
Correct, Like next thing I know, they're a filming a
scene and I'm just standing there holding this random cup
and just pretending to have a conversation with someone who
isn't there and Ryan gossling like rock Walks where I
cast me, and I didn't leave. I just stayed the
whole time because I was too scared to get in
trouble if I moved. So you can literally see me
(07:40):
for like three seconds in the background. But to like
my family and everyone, I act like I had this
major role and I wasn't you like it's such a
big deal. So my family pauses the movie every time
and they're like, there's she is and I'm nodding like, yeah,
Hollywood found me.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
There's a guy I used to work with and he
really rubbed me the wrong way a lot. And there
was a movie that was out called Passenger fifty seven
with Wesley Snipes, and he said he was one of
the cops that arrested him. But in the movie. You
can only see his hands because those are my hands,
and I'm like, sure, they are so much. But you know,
it's funny about your story, Kyle. I thought about you yesterday.
(08:22):
I thought this would be so fun for you and
me to take this trip. But I don't know if
we would get the part they're casting for Dexter to
play victims. Yeah, kill me, I know, right, but you've
got to do something saying you've got to be in
the in New York, wherever they're casting they do it.
I was like, if they promised us we could be bodies,
I would say we got to do road trip, play
(08:45):
a dead body on Dexter.
Speaker 10 (08:48):
I know, I know that is dedication because I just
got down there looking at pretty people holding a cup
of coffee, like being a dead body commitment.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I know. Well, thank you Ellie for sharing that story.
That's a wonderful strength. Thanks for listening. Aaron, what's totally
true by you, but sounds made up.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Okay, I swear on my life this is real. I
legally owned a lama for almost a month back in college.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
So my roommate lost to bet at a party. Okay,
and the guy he lost to actually had a lama
like he had the paperwork and everything, and as a joke,
they transferred ownership into my name. So suddenly I'm responsible
for this lama who was named Kevin. We kept him
in this sketchy backyard behind our apartment. And here's the thing.
(09:40):
Kevin hated me, like hit me personally. He would spit
at me, only follow me around. Well, one time he
somehow got loose. He chased me into my own car
and he chewed off part of the windshiel wiper. The
whole time he's just holding this hateful direct eye contact
at me. The animal control I had them come out twice,
(10:02):
but I guess technically I wasn't breaking any rules, so
they just told me, like, please don't do this again.
Keeps lama locked up.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
I had to rehome him because my landlord said that
the lama had more authority than I did in the home,
which that sounds true, which is true.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, how does one rehome alama? Where does one send one?
Is there a lama rescue lama up?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah, there's lama places. Yeah, it was actually a lama problem.
There's too many of them.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I wonder if the lama didn't like you because he was.
He was an emu, not alma alama.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Well thanks, I don't get that, but yeah he was.
He was.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You don't get that. He doesn't get it. You don't
get that. Maybe that's why a lama do you don't have.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You should go to because.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
He eron.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Thanks for calling in, dude, thanks for listening. Back when
my son Kemp played flag football, I remember we had
to meet a practice one day and the coach showed
up and had a goat with him, like you had
to go to the leash, and you're like, why do
you have this goat? And he goes, it's a long story,
I go, I need no way to have a goat,
and him and his friends got drunk and stole a
(11:22):
goat and they put it in the back of his
like range rover, and then he still had the goat
and he had to figure out what to do with
the goat.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I don't know, maybe give the goat back.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, it's funny the goat. I haven't seen him since. Oh,
I'm only gotten jail or something. Yeah, goat, sief. It's
John Jay and Rich. Oh what's the latest? Rich with you?
And the quick setup was that you were pretty jealous,
(11:52):
jealous of the right word, right, Yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Insecure is probably the best because.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Your wife was going with a very handsome real estate
agent to go look at homes.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah yeah, at midnight, and she was not at midnight.
But she left the house looking kind of amazing, not
that she doesn't always look amazing, but I didn't realize
that I would feel that way. So what happened was
she said, well, why don't you go with me the
next time I need to go somewhere that way, you know,
your feelings of me being you know, by myself with
the real estate agent checking out stuff, you'll be with me.
(12:22):
So that means now I have to go look at
all these places that she's not really all that interested
because she'll see a place and be like, Kyle, you'll
appreciate this. It's not lux enough.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It needs to be. She's got a good eye for esthetics.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yes, it's like it's not lux enough.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
So you she was going out looking like you know,
a commercial at commercials, they'd look at other venues. You
didn't go. She was going with a guy, yes, and
that bothered you bothered me, So she's well, then come
with me, yes, And now what you don't want to go.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
No, I don't want to go because I got you know,
I got theoretically stuff to do that I could be
doing instead of that.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
But have you checked out the guy yet? Is he
good looking?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yes, he's really good looking. What he looks like I'm
describing to us. He looks like a professional business guy,
got kind of a you know, maybe a little salt
and pepper in the beard. But he's tall, thin, kind
of muscular, pulled up at a very nice like Lexus suv,
you know, kind of has his act together, speaks well,
deep voice. And when he shook my hand, I thought
(13:18):
he was trying to crush my hand because I feel
like I know how to shake hand though I could
go in with a pretty firm handshake, and he outfirmed
my handshake where he tried to get it where you
kind of get, you know, get your fingers where he
kind of crushing you the knuckles a little bit.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
He's letting you know what's up.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I just looked yesterday. I just saw a video by
one of these FBI CIA guys and tells you how
to deal with manipulators, of how to defuse him. And
he literally said, when someone does that to your hand.
You go, whoa, hey, well, hard handshake. I read somewhere
that means that you're trying to be an alpha male
and it just it just diffuses them, yeah, because then
they're like, oh, dang, Like.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
What he tried to do is you know how some
people try to shake your hand and they try to
put your hand over your hand while they crush it.
So but I kind of twisted it the other way.
So we ended up even. But I will say Stacey
was really cool, you know, talked about you know if,
she talked about me nicely, almost like I was her puppy.
Though this is my this is my little husband Richard.
So I've already done it. You already looked at places
(14:17):
or you got you're gonna go look at place. We're
in Tempe yesterday, just a lovely part of town. You
her and Steve stay sixty.
Speaker 11 (14:23):
Hey, Cassie, I have a story that nobody would believe.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Go ahead.
Speaker 11 (14:27):
So when I was thirteen, my mom and I were
like looking for moving boxes behind a grocery store one night,
and we saw this lady in like a really nice
car and she was trying to get something heavy out
of her trunk. And my mom was like, oh, I
should help her, and I was like, no, Mom, Like,
what if she's trying to dump a body, Like I'm
(14:49):
like scared. I'm like, You're not going to do that.
So come to find out, we find out later on
the news that she was indeed dumping her husband's torso.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Oh my, no, no.
Speaker 11 (15:02):
It happened in two thousand. I think her name was
like Victoria or Ronica, like Papa or something like. It's
there's a news article, you can google it. She was
like a hairdresser and she killed her husband and like
chopped him out.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
What city did this take place in?
Speaker 11 (15:23):
In East Mesa? Behind the bashes?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Are you looking up behind a bashes? It always happens
behind a bash.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Trash cans behind the bashes?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Oh yeah, it says Valerie Pape. The case of Scottsdale
salon owner turned torso murderer. A petite blonde wearing sunglasses
and gloves parked her Jaguarre behind a Mesa grocery store,
pulled out a heavy plastic bag and struggled to hurl
him into a trash ban.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
What and there's sixty Cassie and her mom just hanging
out behind the bashes.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Why were you behind the Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that's
a good place to go to.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I to safe way, I go a safeway from moving boxes.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Wait, so when when you guys saw that story, Like,
did you guys go to the police and say, hey,
we saw her trying to dump it or did you
kind of just leave the way?
Speaker 11 (16:17):
I think we were. We were both just in shock
because I, like, I literally joked because I was scared.
I was like, mom, We're not going to just like
help a random person. Like what if she's dumping a body?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Do you know the story behind it? Like what happened to?
That's one of that should be one of those like
crime junkies as a story.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
On that says that she shot right and then chopped
them up and then chopped them up?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Why do you chop up a body? Where do you
put all that? I just watch dexter, I mean professional.
Do you know any more about it? Is she in prison?
Is she did she get life?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I don't.
Speaker 11 (16:47):
I don't know about very much more about it other
than just like what I've seen on news articles.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Did you see the CCTV footage from behind the bashes
and there's casting her mom their eyes wide open? Watch
this woman, this bad trash bag.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
But imagine they did actually walk up to her and
ask for help like that, Like maybe she would have turned.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
On you, right because she loose sense? No, she a
sentenced to sixteen years in prison with no parole.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Sixteen she would be out probably.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Oh, if you're calling in Valerie Pape, could you call
it him to know what's going on? How do you
get sixteen years for killing somebody?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Do you think to be more than that? There's a
lot more of this.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Story, rights or something?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Man oh man.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, it says that she admitted to shooting him during
a fight, but didn't say anything about how he was
dismembered or where the rest of the remains are.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
You think shooting him is enough, right, you would say,
get rid of the body. But if you're going to
pop him up, though, why are you throwing them all
the way in a dumpster? Why wouldn't you take some out,
like drive some out to like pleasant, drive some out
to just put chunks of bodies everything. I'd be so
good at hiding a body, would I totally?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Would you come in here and talk about it the
next day?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
What France?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
When Nick's not here left to France when Nick's out
here next week. I'm like told you.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
She was released and deported in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Wow, and it says she only got second degrees.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Wasn't she planned it so they like kicked her out?
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Yeah, it was probably one of those things like like
the second degree is like you were in a fight.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
It was a rage, yeah, right, why a passion?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Wow, Cassie Man, wait wait, wait to change the whole
vibe of the show.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, that's why when you go behind the bashes now
they say this trash can is for us only. They're
a bunch of dumping bodies in there, right.
Speaker 11 (18:38):
And they also like grocery stores all compact their boxes now,
can't true take their boxes anymore to use them for
moving unless you ask them before they do it.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
That's true. I used to work for grocery store. We
had a big compactor out back.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Well, thanks Cassie, thanks for calling in. Thank you very much.
I love it. I'd love it.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
Thank you you too, are you kiss?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I'll just given't enough. We got you Rich in the morning.
There hasn't been anybody on this show in a long time, Rich,
since there was a breakup in relationship.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Was I the last breakup on the show that I
was like thirteen years ago?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I think? So? Right?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, job everyone, when you did break up, did you
have a breakup food? Was there a go che Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Really? Well yeah, I remember, like you know, the the
I don't live here anymore thing. And the first thing
I downed was a complete tub of strawberry ice cream?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Oh really, any particular brand?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Absolutely, it was the Briars brand, not Dryers, but Strawberry
because had little chunks of strawberries and it was not
a little tub. I mean it was like maybe half
a gallon.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I had this article here. It's the most terrible stomach
the most popular break up food in every state, and
according to Rich you must live in Rhode Island. Ice
cream ice cream is number one in Rhode Island.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Ice Cream's good.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, what about you, Colin? When you broke up and we.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Were broken up and I was broken up?
Speaker 5 (20:13):
I am some like I find comfort in sweets. So
my favorite dessert is cheesecake. So if I were to
be broken up, you'll probably find me a cheesecake factory
getting the dulceate a let che cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Okay, so break the cheesecake would that break out under
there's cake, there's candy, there's cupcakes, there's cookies, there's donuts.
Where would you put that under it? There isn't a
cheesecake category.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
This maybe cake cake.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So then you obviously must be from Louisiana, Mississippi, Virginia. Correct,
what about you, Peyton?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
I'm trying to think about how I want to answer this,
because I fear mine is very depressing. Is there a
maybe crown peach on that list?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I don't know what that is?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
The liquor store.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Liquor is where I I didn't care about. There was
no fam was my food.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Let's say it's food, not outcohol.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Well, it would be like probably like spaghettios.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yeah, that's a good one, like comfort food, spaghettios.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Pasta maybe, No, that's not in here? How do you
not have Pasta's? Breakup pizza's in here? Like a mac
and cheese?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Mac and cheese is in here? Macache? Okay, you're obviously
from Maine and New Hampshire obviously East Coasters. If waffles
are your breakup food, it's Minnesota and Oregon, Tacos, Idaho, Kansas,
New Mexico, and Texas What about you, John Jay? What
would be your breakup food? I just my thing is
all food. I eat all food whenever I'm stressed, so
(21:39):
I probably I'd probably go with Mexican food. Cardisada. If
you're from Arizona, California and Michigan, your breakup food is
potato chips Illinois and Nebraska, popcorn Connecticut and Massachusetts, pizza,
North Dakota and Vermont, garlic bread Delaware, French toast, Nevada,
French fries, Oklahoma and Arkansas, don't nuts cupcakes. You're from Maryland,
(22:02):
New Jersey, New York and Washington, d C.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I'm gonna fill the flag on garlic bread because I
think unless maybe you're like, well, I'm not kissing anybody tonight,
the well, I mean, you just broke up, so you're
probably not right You're like, yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I'm gonna go garlic bread, Utah and Washington, cookies Iowa, Missouri,
cookie dough, Pennsylvania is choo.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I gonna change.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
If you're from Alaska, Montana and Wyoming, it is chicken
noodle soup, and if you are from Hawaii is a candy.
And if you're from South Dakota, the number would breakup.
Food is hamburgers. Hamburgers is a good choice too, ham burgers. Rachel,
good morning. I understand you've got a story about how
your kid made you laugh.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Yeah, Well it was kind of a funny situation because
I mean this was he was five, so who was younger,
and we had just had like a few of our
family members passed away pretty close together, and we were
talking about what happens when you pass away and what
are the options because our family members got cremated and
and so we're kind of explaining that process. And then
(23:04):
like five minutes later, was just out of the blue,
he's like, Mom's dad, I don't think I want to
be oven oven roasted.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh my god, it's so dark.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
For some reason, we thought, like he associated.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
We explained there was like flames and people just go
to ashes, and he thought of an oven.
Speaker 11 (23:22):
Smart kid.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
That's naturally such like an accurate depiction.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, truly, that's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
I feel like kids in funerals in general have some
like bizarre things to say because you don't really understand,
you get it. My mom loves to tell a story
when I was like three or four, when my Kathy
had passed away.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
They had an open casket.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
So we're all walking by and apparently my mom's holding me,
and I'm like looking around and I'm like, everyone be quite,
she's sleeping, you know what I mean, Like you just
don't know, like they're just little kiddos.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
And Kathy did not.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
She got up.
Speaker 10 (24:03):
We still bring it up.
Speaker 11 (24:04):
It's really funny.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I kind of like it. If I'm a funeral home,
I start offering that as an option. It sounds a
little more pleasant and cremated, doesn't it. I don't know,
oven't roasted for your family, and I don't know, Rachel,
good marketing, good marketing from that kid, start showing how
your your young child Tim Burton movies. Right away it's done.
Do you mind if I chime in on this? I
(24:28):
would love it?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (24:30):
So, uh, Rachel's story reminded me of my grandpa passed
last year, right, and I gave the eulogy and I'm
like going through it and I'm very emotional and I'm
just like just just crying as soon as I step
up to the to the altar or whatever it's called
the electron, and uh, I go man.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Every time my grandpa.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Would answer the phone.
Speaker 12 (24:50):
When I'd call him, he'd always answer Hello Nicholas, and
I would do anything to hear that again. And without
even a second, my son yells Hello Nicholas the back
of the church, and so that in turn made me
laugh and also cry. And then when we were done,
(25:12):
like he only said it like four or five more
times during the eulogy. So then yeah, he was like,
he was like, Okay, well I got it once, but
uh anyway, great show, have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Nick nick Son is twenty one years old too, which
made you weird.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
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