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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake your ass up, fool.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
John Jay and Rich. What's crack-a-lackin'?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is the Big Boss Dog, Snoopy, Deagle, Double Jizzle. Bang, boom,
what you gonna do? John Jay and Rich. We're not
talking about Ren 10-10.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're not talking about Lassie.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog, y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
The classy, sassy, big Snoopy, Deagle, Double Jizzle. In your
face to be and in the place to be. And
you're listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your ass up. Rich,
today's national what day?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, today is National Ampersand Day. Peyton, you know what
an ampersand is? No. It's the mm, the mm thing.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's the and in the middle of John Jay and Rich. Yeah,
there you go. It's the thing that brings the things together. Yes,
it's an ampersand.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It is National Date Nut Bread Day, National Dog Walker
Appreciation Day, National Star Trek Day. And this one, National
Ants on a Log Day.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yum.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
This is such a good snack.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
What a throwback.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I've had ants on a log.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Speaking of ampersands, you know what I was having just
lonely thoughts thinking about something? So what's the thing called
on your keyboard that is just a little star?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
The asterisk. The asterisk.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I was sitting there thinking. I wonder if somebody would make, like,
an ass trick. What's a trick you could do with
your ass?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I've seen a few videos from Singapore. How come I've
never heard that before? How come no one's come up
with an ass trick before? The mind of John J.
Van Ness. Hey, man. Like, if you were playing, what's
that game? Like, charades?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And it was that. So how are you getting the
guest ass trick? Oh, I know. I mean, I guess
a booty clap is that, right? A booty clap is
an asterisk.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, more like the Kim Kardashian cover photo where she
placed the champagne right on her butt.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That's an asterisk. Twerking is an asterisk.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Launching ping pong balls, that's a trick.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, we've actually gone to some fun parties. Oh, my gosh. Like,
who did that? Send me videos of your asterisk, please.
Just judging. Oh, my gosh, yeah. Send them to me. Anyway, Peyton,
you said something about the other day. I mean, you
are told you. 28. And somebody guessed your age and
that bothered you?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
It rubbed me the wrong way. It truly did. Quite honestly,
I was insulted. I was insulted because I don't look 28.
So what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
How do you look? I probably could go for a 24.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I could probably pass as a 24 year old.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I feel like that's a very relatable feeling. Like if
someone guessed my age, which you probably could, but also
like I've had a lot of Botox and a lot
of laser to make it so maybe you couldn't. I
don't know. I don't think you can guess your age.
I don't think you can guess Kyle's age. And it's like,
it's just so rude.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Like if I like, because how it happened, she asked me,
like I was at my friend's birthday dinner and I
was just getting to know my other friend's friends.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
And she was like, how old are you?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
And I was like, oh girl, guess. And she was
like 28. And I was like, You sell yourself out
for that.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You never say guess.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You never say guess.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
How old do you think I am?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Like that, you're just asking for... That means.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You better guess low.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I don't want you to guess low.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Hey, let me give you something I'm obsessed with that
you should get. You should get this. So I have
the whoop strap, right? The whoop strap monitors everything. And
then after a while it gives you your age, right?
And then what you start to do is you start
to work on things and it starts subtracting. So I am,
I am like, uh, and it gives you to the month.
Like I am six years younger on my whoop than
(03:15):
I am in real life. And it'll be like, uh,
it'll tell you like, like, right. Like I'm, you know,
38 and six months. And then it'll say, Hey, now
you're 38 and five months.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Now you're 38 in three months. Like it's pretty freaking cool.
You get obsessed with it. And I've been watching it drop.
And I send screenshots of myself. I'm younger than my sister.
I'm younger than my younger sister. And I send her stuff.
And the other day she was at the house. I
was staring at her nose. She thinks she has this
tumor on her nose. So I was staring at her
nose and I took a picture. She goes, can you
tell me if, if, if what's on my nose is
cancer or not? So I take a picture of it
and I put it on grok.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And her nose pretty jacked up. And I say, I say,
I say.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I go, can you, I go, can you see, I
forgot how I phrased it on the grok, but it
made her nose. It cleaned up her nose. It was like,
look how beautiful your nose looks now. Grok cleaned it
all up, took all the blemishes out. It couldn't handle
it the way it was. It turns out Grox says
it's nothing on her nose. But hey, what I'm getting
at is I am much younger than my sister. And
I looked at her the other day. I was like, man,
you do look a lot older than me.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So that whoop strap.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
He's such an annoying brother.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Is that like a yearly, monthly subscription? I think you
could do either.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
So I wonder if you could pay more to have it,
you know, like you can kind of gamify your day.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Here's a couple extra bucks. Make me a few months old. No,
because I want it for real.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Like I'm really sometimes I'm like I'm like I got
younger and I was like, this is freaking fantastic.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So it makes you do things, you know, like I
think a big part of that's making me younger on
my whoop strap. Is I started taking these shots a
couple of years ago of NAD plus, right? I was
doing IV drips and I was just doing it because
someone told me about it. Like I'm going to say five,
six years ago. Now I do it regularly every Monday.
And because I heard that that's one of the things
(04:57):
that make your mitochondria and your cells younger.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
So I feel the whoop nose. I'm taking these shots.
The whoop knows. But you do so much stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
John Jay.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
How do you know?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
How are you pinpointing?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You probably do, what, 300 things.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I do a lot of things. I do so many
things that I've been asked to speak on panels now.
I'm going to Mexico and I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Speaking at a biohacking panel. I'm going to Houston and
I'm speaking at a biohacking panel. Because of all the
things I do now. It's like, there's a few things
that you would bring up. Like I would say like
eight years ago that now there's science behind like the
red light therapy.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That's like real stuff. What about peptides?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I was way ahead of the peptide game, right?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The thing I don't believe that you did, though, is
when you were electrocuting yourself. I don't think that's good
for you.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Which time? Which one are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Which time?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You hold on to.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Something that sends like an electric shock through your body.
It's supposed to reset your cells.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Is that from a long time ago?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I did it again. A couple, two years ago. You're ridiculous. Well, anyway,
I'm a big fan. How did we get into this?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Age.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh, I thought we were talking about asterisks.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
We did that earlier.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
If you can do a good asterisk, you're probably younger.
I'm sure the older people can't do a good asterisk.
Or an ampersand. All right, it's John T.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Enrich.
Wake your ass up, fool.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
John Jay and Rich. What's crack-a-lackin'?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is the Big Boss Dog, Snoopy, Deagle, Double Jizzle. Bang, boom,
what you gonna do? John Jay and Rich. We're not
talking about Ren 10-10.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're not talking about Lassie.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog, y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
The classy, sassy, big Snoopy, Deagle, Double Jizzle. In your
face to be and in the place to be. And
you're listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your ass up. Rich,
today's national what day?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, today is National Ampersand Day. Peyton, you know what
an ampersand is? No. It's the mm, the mm thing.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's the and in the middle of John Jay and Rich. Yeah,
there you go. It's the thing that brings the things together. Yes,
it's an ampersand.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It is National Date Nut Bread Day, National Dog Walker
Appreciation Day, National Star Trek Day. And this one, National
Ants on a Log Day.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yum.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
This is such a good snack.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
What a throwback.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I've had ants on a log.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Speaking of ampersands, you know what I was having just
lonely thoughts thinking about something? So what's the thing called
on your keyboard that is just a little star?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
The asterisk. The asterisk.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I was sitting there thinking. I wonder if somebody would make, like,
an ass trick. What's a trick you could do with
your ass?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I've seen a few videos from Singapore. How come I've
never heard that before? How come no one's come up
with an ass trick before? The mind of John J.
Van Ness. Hey, man. Like, if you were playing, what's
that game? Like, charades?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And it was that. So how are you getting the
guest ass trick? Oh, I know. I mean, I guess
a booty clap is that, right? A booty clap is
an asterisk.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, more like the Kim Kardashian cover photo where she
placed the champagne right on her butt.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That's an asterisk. Twerking is an asterisk.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Launching ping pong balls, that's a trick.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, we've actually gone to some fun parties. Oh, my gosh. Like,
who did that? Send me videos of your asterisk, please.
Just judging. Oh, my gosh, yeah. Send them to me. Anyway, Peyton,
you said something about the other day. I mean, you
are told you. 28. And somebody guessed your age and
that bothered you?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
It rubbed me the wrong way. It truly did. Quite honestly,
I was insulted. I was insulted because I don't look 28.
So what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
How do you look? I probably could go for a 24.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I could probably pass as a 24 year old.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I feel like that's a very relatable feeling. Like if
someone guessed my age, which you probably could, but also
like I've had a lot of Botox and a lot
of laser to make it so maybe you couldn't. I
don't know. I don't think you can guess your age.
I don't think you can guess Kyle's age. And it's like,
it's just so rude.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Like if I like, because how it happened, she asked me,
like I was at my friend's birthday dinner and I
was just getting to know my other friend's friends.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
And she was like, how old are you?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
And I was like, oh girl, guess. And she was
like 28. And I was like, You sell yourself out
for that.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You never say guess.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You never say guess.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
How old do you think I am?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Like that, you're just asking for... That means.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You better guess low.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I don't want you to guess low.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Hey, let me give you something I'm obsessed with that
you should get. You should get this. So I have
the whoop strap, right? The whoop strap monitors everything. And
then after a while it gives you your age, right?
And then what you start to do is you start
to work on things and it starts subtracting. So I am,
I am like, uh, and it gives you to the month.
Like I am six years younger on my whoop than
(03:15):
I am in real life. And it'll be like, uh,
it'll tell you like, like, right. Like I'm, you know,
38 and six months. And then it'll say, Hey, now
you're 38 and five months.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Now you're 38 in three months. Like it's pretty freaking cool.
You get obsessed with it. And I've been watching it drop.
And I send screenshots of myself. I'm younger than my sister.
I'm younger than my younger sister. And I send her stuff.
And the other day she was at the house. I
was staring at her nose. She thinks she has this
tumor on her nose. So I was staring at her
nose and I took a picture. She goes, can you
tell me if, if, if what's on my nose is
cancer or not? So I take a picture of it
and I put it on grok.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And her nose pretty jacked up. And I say, I say,
I say.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I go, can you, I go, can you see, I
forgot how I phrased it on the grok, but it
made her nose. It cleaned up her nose. It was like,
look how beautiful your nose looks now. Grok cleaned it
all up, took all the blemishes out. It couldn't handle
it the way it was. It turns out Grox says
it's nothing on her nose. But hey, what I'm getting
at is I am much younger than my sister. And
I looked at her the other day. I was like, man,
you do look a lot older than me.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So that whoop strap.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
He's such an annoying brother.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Is that like a yearly, monthly subscription? I think you
could do either.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
So I wonder if you could pay more to have it,
you know, like you can kind of gamify your day.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Here's a couple extra bucks. Make me a few months old. No,
because I want it for real.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Like I'm really sometimes I'm like I'm like I got
younger and I was like, this is freaking fantastic.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So it makes you do things, you know, like I
think a big part of that's making me younger on
my whoop strap. Is I started taking these shots a
couple of years ago of NAD plus, right? I was
doing IV drips and I was just doing it because
someone told me about it. Like I'm going to say five,
six years ago. Now I do it regularly every Monday.
And because I heard that that's one of the things
(04:57):
that make your mitochondria and your cells younger.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
So I feel the whoop nose. I'm taking these shots.
The whoop knows. But you do so much stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
John Jay.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
How do you know?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
How are you pinpointing?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You probably do, what, 300 things.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I do a lot of things. I do so many
things that I've been asked to speak on panels now.
I'm going to Mexico and I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Speaking at a biohacking panel. I'm going to Houston and
I'm speaking at a biohacking panel. Because of all the
things I do now. It's like, there's a few things
that you would bring up. Like I would say like
eight years ago that now there's science behind like the
red light therapy.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That's like real stuff. What about peptides?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I was way ahead of the peptide game, right?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The thing I don't believe that you did, though, is
when you were electrocuting yourself. I don't think that's good
for you.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Which time? Which one are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Which time?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You hold on to.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Something that sends like an electric shock through your body.
It's supposed to reset your cells.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Is that from a long time ago?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I did it again. A couple, two years ago. You're ridiculous. Well, anyway,
I'm a big fan. How did we get into this?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Age.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh, I thought we were talking about asterisks.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
We did that earlier.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
If you can do a good asterisk, you're probably younger.
I'm sure the older people can't do a good asterisk.
Or an ampersand. All right, it's John T.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Enrich.
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