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(00:00):
It's Father's Day Sunday, you guys. Yeah, so we thought it'd be
fun. Is kind of sprinkling someFather's Day stuff. So we want to
know about what's the most dad thingyour dad's ever done to embarrass you?
Eight seven seven nine three seven oneoh four seven Kelly, good morning,
Good morning. What did your daddo that was so dad like it embarrass

(00:21):
you? So I was probably fifteenyears old. I had a boyfriend and
he had just gotten his driver's license, and you know, we want to
go out on a date or whatever. My dad goes, yeah, I'm
gonna need him to drive us aroundso they could like scope out his driving
skills. So we had to driveme, my god, my mom,

(00:45):
and my boyfriend driving around the neighborhoodmaking sure he's a good driver. And
then they finally were like, okay, yeah you can go out with him
at the car. It's embarrassing foryou, but like on the flip side
now, being a pair of myself, I'm like I could see myself too.
Yeah. Yeah, that's great,Kelly, thank you for calling.

(01:10):
That's a good dad right there.Eight seven seven nine seven four seven Peyton,
how about you? Oh my gosh, I think I have the most
embarrassing dads of all dads. Likemy dad is the type to like put
on a crop top and put ona wig and then act like he's Beyonce
around Walmart. Like seriously, Ithink the one that takes the cake though,
Like for me as an adult,a twenty five year old adult,

(01:30):
was when my dad decided to FaceTimeJohn J naked and yeah in the Cara,
I love you that it does thatlike he does like I'm out of
the glu. He does like firemanphoto shoots where he'll take the fire hose
or not the fire hose, butlike the hose from outside, and he'll
have a shirt off and he'll puton little tidy whities and he'll pose like

(01:53):
a fireman. I'm like, whatis wrong with you? Bro? Like
I can't anybody. That's what Iknow that My dad has embarrassed me before,
but not like that, not likethat, I mean, but I'm
used to it. My dad usedto do this thing when we'd be walking
around the stores and me and mymom would be following behind him, and
he would just start screaming and belike stop stop, and we would turn

(02:15):
around and be like, what youlike stop pinching my butt in front of
Walmart in front of everyone, embarrassing, Like it's just like embarrassing on purpose.
Like my dad used to tell thisstory at every gathering we were at,
like if he had friends over,if he if we went somewhere and
there were people there, he wouldliterally tell this story to everyone about how

(02:35):
when I was like four or fiveyears old and I was pooping on the
potty for the like one of thefirst times, and he's like, and
I just looked. I went inthere to check up on her, and
she looked up at me and said, it's a big one day. And
everyone would laugh, and I waslike, dah, at one point,
can you stop telling people about mynumber two? And now she just poops

(02:57):
a little round of food stock youpizza two? Yeah, that's right.
Eight seven seven nine three seven onefour seven. What's the datus thing your
dad has ever done? I calledmy wife and I said, of the
kids there, do they have anythingto say? And uh, that were
embarrassing and she goes, hold on, let me ask, and I just
hung up and now my phone's ringing. I don't like, I don't I

(03:19):
don't want to take it out Claudia, good morning, Good morning guys.
We love the show. Longtime listener, first time caller, Thank you.
Okay, so you welcome. Icome from a Besican American family. I'm
the only daughter for my father.Right. We have a huge party for
my nineteenth birthday. I'm talking fiftypeople, like both sides of the fam.

(03:43):
Everyone's there. We always do traditionalshots with Pikila for our birthday.
Sounds like my I was eighteenth,but everyone always says it. So he
goes around with his train and pequilaand he's passing out shock classes and he's
it's so for the boy that Ibrought over. I brought over my boyfriend.
It was so excited. So notonly was he the only little white

(04:04):
boy in the room, but mydad like was like, no, not
for you, And so he continuedto pass out shot. He got to
me and I was like, no, Dad, if he's not having a
shot, I'm not gonna have ashot. So I completely shut him down.
Everyone was like, oh, Ramone. You know, it was kind
of funny to see him just haveto swallow it. So did you end

(04:27):
up with the white boy? Didyou stay with him? Yes? I
did. My best friend we gotmarried, had a beautiful son, and
then later on decided it wasn't forus. But he's still yeah that did
he ever get a shot tequila fromyour dad? Though? Oh yeah he
did. Wasn't gonna make him sayNow, we're excited to do with my

(04:53):
son in a couple of years,so it'll be funny. That's good.
I love you, Thank you,Claudia, have a great day. Thank
you for listening. I think,guys, it's like all of these things
are so triggering for my dad because, like I remember, this guy asked
me to prom and my dad tweetedhim and told him no for me, so that
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