July 8, 2026 • 24 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich, what's crack
a leg?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big boss dog snoopy diagle, double.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Gisel thing boom, what you don't do.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking about rid ten team, We're not talking
about last year.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
If the one and only dog y'all the.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
Glasses last, the big smooth eagle double gizsel in your
face to me and in the place to be and
you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your ass sucks.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
He calls it eight seven seven ninety three seven one
oh four seven. You can also text us, text jj
R whatever you want to say to the number nine
six eight nine three.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Peyton. You said you woke up in a different way.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Today, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 7 (00:38):
I was woken up a little bit earlier than my
usual natural alarm clock wakes me up.
Speaker 8 (00:45):
My nephew chosen he's going to be.
Speaker 7 (00:47):
Three in August, and he woke up before the rest
of the house. And I woke up to the stupid
alexa over and over it over again, because this two
year old boy has just learned his animal noises.
Speaker 8 (01:04):
So this is what I woke up to this morning.
Speaker 9 (01:06):
Good morning, Peyton.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
This is the sound the sheep makes. Now playing occasional
sheep noises, white noise, farm sounds.
Speaker 8 (01:28):
It was just the sheep.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Hey, what does the sheep make all morning? And I
had the same thing, What about the cows?
Speaker 8 (01:36):
What about the pig?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Also?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
The birds aren't even up right now?
Speaker 6 (01:42):
When I was a kid, I had that toy you
pulled the string out of it spends in the lands
on an animal noise.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
But he's got Alexa or Syria or whatever the hell,
my god she has.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
He has Gemini, he has Alexa, he has he he
has all of the things around the house.
Speaker 8 (01:55):
And he literally only says, please play sheep.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Have you taught him Old McDonald?
Speaker 7 (02:00):
He loves that one. His favorite one, though, is no
more monkey's jumping on them?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh oh yeah, that's a classic, good one.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
So that happened with Peyton, and then Rich what happened
with you.
Speaker 10 (02:10):
I don't know if my neighbor listens to the show,
but anybody who listens to the show knows how uncomfortable
I am in like a swimming situation or a let's
go hang out with our shirt off situation. And I
told you about my neighbor. It's like, Hey, come over
and talk about the neighborhood and get my hots up
with me. And I've told him, I'm I do not
want to get in your hot tub with you, just
(02:31):
like that. So I haven't talked to him for a while.
I see him out walk in the neighborhood. He walks
to the neighborhood pretty much every afternoon with the shirt off,
and whenever I'm around, he will stop and talk to
me for an usually long time with the shirt up.
So yesterday I'm coming home, I'm grabbing the mail and
he's walking by and he's like, you know you get
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home about this time, about one point thirty two. I'd
like you to come take a walk with me. We'll
go buy the horses and we'll take our shirts off.
I know you like to walk. Let's go take a
walk with the shirt off. I said, I don't want
to do that.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
He's hitting on you.
Speaker 9 (03:03):
I don't want to say with.
Speaker 10 (03:05):
Your shirt this is I think he might if anybody else,
I would think he's trolling me. But I actually think
he's serious because I don't even think he knows what
I do for a living.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
Does he have a wife?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
He doesn't.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
Does he have a husband wife?
Speaker 10 (03:16):
And she seems perfectly lovely. But then he texts me
again this morning and he said, I don't know if
you noticed, but I got a new sannet in the backyard.
Why don't you come over. It's a sauna for two.
We could take our shirts off and get some red
lights on.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Just deal with the shirt off, specifically with.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
Our shirts off.
Speaker 10 (03:36):
I'm saying that I can even screencap the text for
you and send it to you, because I think it's
very just very very bizarre.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't.
Speaker 10 (03:42):
I keep on telling him, no, it's too hot to
have to go for walks. It's jim time.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
I think at one point, why do you want to get.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Half naked with your shirt off?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I think to me, if you're in the sauna, it's
kind of a given that the shirts off. So why
does he have the highlight to take a shirt take
a shirt off, and take your shirt off?
Speaker 10 (03:59):
I think, I'm like, you know, I don't know if
you've seen me in my own backyard, but I don't
have my shirt off in my own backyard.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Wants to do it for the plot and just tell
us what he tries to do when you.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Take your shirt?
Speaker 9 (04:09):
Okay? What is this? Was like a bet between him
and his friends, and they're like, who can get rich
to take his shirt off first?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
And they've all been trying for years and so now
they're just getting obvious with it.
Speaker 10 (04:20):
She's the only participanting. Everybody else wants me to come
to their church.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
No, it's actually it's actually Jajay in his bed.
Speaker 9 (04:27):
Your neighbor.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You take a shirt off the afternoon, dis you take
a walk with your shirt off.
Speaker 10 (04:31):
I'm like, no, no, no, you walk in the morning
when it's nice and cool, you keep a shirt.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
On the way.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I grew up with my father who was an athlete
and came from the Netherlands.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And he always had a shirt off.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
In fact, my son Dutch, it's very much like like
my dad Dutch never has his shirt on.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Ever.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
If as soon as he walks in the house, he
takes your shirt off and throws it on the floor
in the kitchen. My dad always had a shirt off,
and my dad would oh and I would hate this.
This triggers me so much. When I was a kid,
he played soccer and he played basketball and he would alway,
if we're at the park and there was like it
was always you know, Hispant Mexican's playing soccer. My dad
would say, let's go play soccer with these guys. Take
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your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I'd be like, oh god, and we go play soccer
and I take my shirt off. Or we'd go play basketball.
There'd be a bunch of black dudes playing basketball. My
dadould be, take your shirt off from the basket.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Take your shirt off.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
We were skins. He always wanted to be skins. And
it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
How can we different shirt? It was so terrible, It's
such a.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Terrible, terrible day.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
And I always had to take my shirt off and
I could run and I could feel like my fat
bouncing around everywhere, so insecure.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Like or we could just hang out and talk by
the mailbox with your shirt on. That'd be okay too.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's a.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Let's vote.
Speaker 11 (05:41):
Take the shirt off, take it off.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Shoot us the text text J j R.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Whatever you want to say the ninety six eight nine three,
Tap it and say what's up?
Speaker 11 (05:56):
Sure, open the free heart radio app, tap the doc
back like just then John J and rach a message.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Now pick these predictions. Pain what he got today.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
I'm gonna let you know your workday vibe is based
on your zodiac sign.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Good morning, Sue, good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What's your sign, Sue?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Capricorn?
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Okay, so Capricorn your workday vibe. You're focused on the
bag and nothing else. You are all about your money, honey.
You are checking off your to do list with clinical
precision because this Tuesday, it's not a hurdle for you.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
It's an opportunity.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Well that sounds wonderful.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, all right, to have a wonderful day, Sue, thanks
for listening. Okay, you guys too, Thank you, Sue.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Hello, Shannon, what's your signy?
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Okay, So for my Aquarius and your workday vibe today,
you are looking at a standard problem and finding a weird,
futuristic way to solve it. So people probably won't get
your vision right away, but they will by the end
of the week. So just stay true to what it
is and you'll be in good in good business.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh cool, Yeah, okay, thank you, you're welcomes, Shannon.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Have a great day. We got a text on the
text line.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
You could text jjr D whatever you want to say
to nine six eight nine three, especially if you want
your horscope bread, John J and Rich. Let me preface
this by saying, I love Peyton, I love your show. However,
Peyton Girl, every Leo horoscope cannot be some variation of
we own the room, All eyes on us, spotlight follows me.
I can predict every Leo prediction.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Quite honestly, she is on brand, And honestly, it's not
me that's creating these predictions.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
It's the stars. The stars feel this last, but us Leo's.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
We are walking into today like it is our red carpet.
We have a big idea in bold suggestions, and today
is the day everyone's gonna actually listen to us.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
So make sure that we own the room.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
All right, Let's go.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Pisces, Richard, are pisces in the room. Your gut is
telling you exactly which projects you need to prioritize and
which people do avoid. So make sure you're trusting your
inner voice, because it's a lot more louder and accurate
than it has been.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
In the past.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Follow your instincts, follow your gut.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
You got it.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Okay. How about Kyle unfug.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Cal Kyle, you are the peacekeeper today while everyone else
is stressed out. You are just trying to keep the
vibes balanced in the playlist immaculate.
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Because music brings everyone together. Exactly in T shirts T shirts?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
How about virgos?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Yeah, John Jay, your work vibe today. You have got
everything together. But make sure that you aren't nitpicking too
much to the point where people are just letting it
go in through one ear and out the other. But
make sure that you make the standard extremely high as well.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
I believe that my nitpicking here does go in one
ear and out the other. What we're talking about, Hey,
this will sound by the way. You get all the
horse copes it John J. Ridge dot com if you
miss it, so you know how like I have a
problem smelling things, like my nose always conject I can't
smell anything, but every now and then something will get through.
That's surprises. Every now and then something gets through. It's
usually Kyle's food or something, or maybe Grant would wear
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a cologne or something. Right now, I smell something. It
smells really good. And this will sound crazy. I think
it's me. Really, I think I smell so would.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You think smell?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Can you smell me?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Please? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I feel like it's it's like right in this area
here and I don't put pologna.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Is it like a sweet it.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
Smell flowery?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Nope?
Speaker 9 (09:14):
It doesn't smell bad. It's like a good neutral, clean smell.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
A queen smell clean.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
It's me.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Then there's something around these smells.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
Would you like to smell the rest of the crew,
walk around and smell everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
And that smells good because there's a new hoodie turchin.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
It might be it's never this is I've never washed
it right out of the bag, but it's from Kiss Perry.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
Yeah, so maybe they maybe you know how like some
hotels have certain sense that they do. Like you go
in the Vegas and you.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Go into the Aria Hotel, Oh my gosh, it smells
so good. And maybe the Kiss in Paris has a scent.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
It's kind of like there used to be a girl
here that put on a lot of perfume and whenever
road the elevator with her. One of the reasons I
take the stairs now is that I would have her
smell on my nose the whole day. It was terrible.
I've had that right now. But it smells good. But
whatever it is, like whatever it if it's me, I've
never smelled this before.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You smell your does she smell your?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Who?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Do you think that's it?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's it's in here.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
Did you take a proper shower this morning?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I didn't even shower this morning. I'm about this weekend.
The goal I had to my wife was staying at
every one time, and I was like butt her shower.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Jump that in.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
It was outside, made a shower outside and I got
out the hot tips.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Are you shower? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Anyway, anyway, if you missed her herscope, it's up a
John jayn Rich dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Okay, new game alert, John Jay Rich, Jessica.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Good morning morning.
Speaker 9 (10:43):
How are you all right?
Speaker 6 (10:44):
We're playing a new game and the prizes tickets to
the Diamondbacks.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Kyle has created this from the mind of Kyle on Funk.
Speaker 9 (10:50):
And I did this just for you, Jessica.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
This game is.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Called Claim the Flow I fun frame thrown.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Fra.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
Basically, one of you will be crowned at the end
of this game if you can get the most points.
So it's called Claim the Throne because you have.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
To decide who's on top.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
We'll begin with you, John Jay.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Put these in order from highest to lowest. Most Grammy Wins,
Beyonce Taylor Swift, Adele give me the correct order, from
highest to lowest.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Beyonce Adele, Titter, Swift nailed it.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, three points on the mard for John Jay van As.
We move over to you, Rich bearra highest to lowest
most Instagram followers, Selena Gomez, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner put
them in order.
Speaker 10 (12:03):
Ooh, okay, Selena Gomez, Kim. Then Kylie also nailed it.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
Three points on the board for Rich Barrow. We move
over to you.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Quinn Peyton, highest to lowest, Peyton, most Spotify streams of
all time, Drake, Bad Bunny.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
The weekend's in order, highest to lowest.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Okay, I'm gonna go the weekend, Bad Bunny, Drake.
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Incorrect on all forms. Zero points for you, Peyton.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
First place is bad Bunny with sixty billion. Second place
Drake with fifty five billion. Maybe with the three albums
he just dropped, he'll be able to pull ahead. And
the weekend was third forty billion.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
I'm getting fake news on my social media because I
just saw something about the weekend being number one no anywhere.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, tough, tough, tough cookies for you, Peyton, but you
may be able to reading yourself in round two. Now
we move over to you, Jessica. So you got comfortable
in the game. You've got to feel for it. So Jessica,
highest to lowest, most fragrance sales, They have their own perfume.
Highest to lowest Britney Spears, Beyonce, j.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Low Oh, I say, j Lo, Beyonce, Britney.
Speaker 9 (13:21):
Okay, you got one correct.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Beyonce is in second place, but Britney Spears has the
most fragrant sales. She sold two billion dollars.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Beyond seven hundred million.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
J Lo is in third place.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
So you are on the board, Jessica, with just one point.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
As we move into round two, John Jay highest to lowest,
who claims the throne with this one? Most social media
followers total across all platforms Cristiano Ronaldo, Selena Gomez or
Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
Highest to lowest rank.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Them Rinaldo Selena the Rock.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Ooh, one point for that, John Jay, because Christiano Ronaldo
does have the most across all platforms nine hundred million
people following but coming in second above Selena Gomez The
Rock with seven hundred million plus right over seven hund
million right behind Selena Gomez.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
So one point for you, John J.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Richard Bear highest to lowest most YouTube subscribers, mister Beast
Pauty Pie, Justin Bieber.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
Highest to lowest, Richard, Oh, I.
Speaker 10 (14:34):
Think you did it in order. I think it's mister Beasts.
Is it just no pity Pie? And then Justin.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Incorrect, mister Beasts does have the most, but then followed
very closely by Justin Bieber and then Paudy Pie. So
sorry about that, So sorry, all right, Peyton Highest to
lowest most seasons on the air, Gray's Anatomy, The Simpsons,
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Law and Order SVU.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
That is so incredibly hard.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Most seasons on the air, Gray's Anatomy, The Simpsons, Law
and Order SVU.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
The Simpsons, the Law and Order SVU, and then the
other one, Gray's Anatomy.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
Okay, you have one point.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
The Simpsons has been off for thirty five seasons, followed
by Gray's Anatomy, followed by Law.
Speaker 8 (15:21):
And Order SVU.
Speaker 9 (15:23):
Dang it, I know lets did get a point.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Board, You did get a point, all right, Jessica, This
is your chance to pull ahead and claim the throne
for Diamondbacks tickets, Jessica. Highest to lowest fastest expansion team
to win a World Series Arizona Diamondbacks, Florida Marlins, Kansas
City Royals.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
Ooh, Okay, I say the Backs Royal Marlins.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
D Backs are the number one fastest expansion team to
win a World Series. It only took them four. You
mixed up the Royals in the Marlins. But because you're
going for d Backs tickets and you picked the d Backs.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Jessica has claimed the throne. She is our queen of
claim the throne.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
And Jessica, you are going to the Diamondbacks game. Congratulations,
ready to go.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
We'll setch over for those tickets. Jessica, thanks for playing
and thank you for listening. You know, if they always
call this you know eight seven seven nine three seven
one oh four seven.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
And text us.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
But you can also leave us messages on the iHeartRadio
app talkback feature, which is a little microphone. You just
tap it when you listen to the show and we'll
get your messages. You can also call the drunk down
line six oh two eight eight eight eighteen thirty three.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Hi, guys, I've just wanted to do this toss back
button saying I've been a long time listener herman years,
never been able to really listen to guys live and
then this.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Morning on Lad's work.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Is like why not try the Hearts radio method and
then that's what I'm doing. So I'm actually getting with
sing guys live. It's been a very unfortunate, a serious
event for me, so maybe this will help sears some
things up, so a different way, sing twite.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Well, what the heck?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
What you'll follow up?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
We can?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
She talked it back, serious unfortunate events.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I hope talk about limony snickets? Oh wow, hey John Dyers.
Speaker 11 (17:43):
I have to tell y'all. I got my horoscope right
by Peyton on a show a few months ago, and
it literally came true. She said, my life was about
to get chaotics but really fun, and I thought she
was taking a bit dramatic, but no, no, no, my
car broke down. I met a guy at the mechanics
and now I have a boyfriend. Like, what is happening?
Speaker 10 (18:05):
Well she was right.
Speaker 11 (18:06):
Anyway, I love you guys. Bye.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
That's how you have to call and get your horoscope.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
Brett, Come on, I can't fix your car, but I
can make love exactly y'all.
Speaker 12 (18:18):
Making me feel like I'm a heckler on a comedy show.
I've entered every contest and I'm on this up Son
up to sundown. Let me in, man, let me in.
I even call Tyroe and you won't ask it to phone.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
What's the problem.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
What's the problem, Tell me what I did wrong?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Nothing Again, to listen for the cute call.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Just listen for the cute call, then call us.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
So there's this guy. I used to talk to him.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
He goes to me three years ago and I haven't
heard anything from him.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Until last night.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
He literally liked one of my pictures from twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
At read a M and I was like, you know.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
What, this is odd.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I'm gonna ignore him.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
But you know, instead of ignoring him.
Speaker 11 (19:06):
I send him a calendar invite for a recap meeting
to discuss, you know, why he disappeared and what.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Actually accepted it?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Y'all.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
So you know we're gonna talk.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
This Friday at a coffee shop, and I don't know,
I'm kind of excited.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I keep that updated toocat meeting. That's amazing.
Speaker 8 (19:25):
Why did you ghost me for what? Explain yourself?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
That's so funny?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
All right, So that's what you hit The talk by
feature of call Us at six oh two eight eight eight,
nineteen thirty three The Drunk Down Line with John Jay
and Rich Wake Up with that get up rich stacks
and hacks. I have stacks of the information rich has
life hacks. There's a new trend called practice dating. Has
anyone here ever heard of it?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I like it. I like it a lot because.
Speaker 6 (19:54):
You know, when you start dating, somebody start dating, I
mean you like, it's not working. I can't fund anybody.
I think sometimes you gotta maybe that persons or the
type you're looking for. It's not your type. So I
always tell my friends, I go find somebody do something
totally different. Practice dating is this you go on casual
dates with people that aren't your type. It's supposed to
lower the pressure by helping you build confidence and improve
your conversation skills. It's like when you go out with
(20:15):
someone that you don't know, you're just kind of like practicing.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
I don't like it because what if you're on a
date with somebody and you are their type. Technically you're
just wasting their time, Like you could really let someone
down if they're really into and you're all in there like, oh,
I'm just chatting. So I could find someone who's you know,
you know, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
What could happen?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Is you go, oh my gosh, you are I never
thought you were my type.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
But I actually really like you. That's what I something.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Special, Yes, not exactly what I think.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
New survey ask people why their devices aren't updated. Think
about that for a second, because my wife never updates
her devices.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
So what do you think of the top of answers?
Why you never update?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
For me, like other things don't work with it once you.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Update it like a whole new device, or like updates
on your phone.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Updates on your phone.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh, they don't have auto update on that's right.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
It would be like because you don't like the new
features that are on.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
The phone, they forgot it's available. They're worried it'll make
things worse and they don't want AI features added in. Yeah, Like,
you guys know what Sherman Williams is or Sherwin Williams.
The paint company they just named And it's so funny
this is about paint. I kind of had a little
Oh they just named their loneliest color.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (21:35):
It's the one that is rarely purchased, no one ever
gets it, but they still make it. The color is
called offbeat green. It looks like broccoli and asparagus soup.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Who's using that lonely color? They always have a gallon
of it if you need it.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Though.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Have you guys ever heard of email apnea. It's where
you hold your breath while reading an email or answering
at tax and it could be quietly adding stress to
your day. So think about that next of your email.
If you'll hold your brother, don't. I don't think I do.
McDonald's is testing a new AI system that can chat
with customers, take orders in multiple languages, and help run
(22:13):
the restaurant operations behind the scenes. I saw a video
of It's pretty freakining awesome, and he remembers your order too.
If you ever come back there, you say, it's col
on funk. Oh hey, Kylein, did you want the same thing?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
It's all AI, It's all I don't like it.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Seventy six year old woman in Florida has been sending
all her money to someone claiming to be Liam Neeson.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
Poor old people.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
She's so insistent that she was arrested for punching a
family member in the face who took her phone away
to stop her from sending money to Liam Neeson's. Yeah,
so sad, I guess a bunch of horses that are
in the racing world, you know, like the Kentucky Derby stuff.
They're being these top horses are being successfully cloned and
(22:58):
now it's complicating.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
The world in sports. Why because they're cloned? I guess
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (23:03):
Why would that complicated? Is that illegal? Is that like
pets like performance enhancing?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (23:08):
I think pets performance enhancing clones?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, that was some dish.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Nicholas Cage's got that TV show called Spider Noir Spider
It's number one, It's one two on Amazon. And I guess,
did you know Nicholas Cage turned down the role of
Shrek in Shrek Neo in the Matrix. He turned down
Harry in Dumb and Dumber and are Aragon or whatever
the Lord of the Rings. Those roles went to Mike Myers, Canderieves,
(23:34):
Jeff Daniels, and Vigel Mortensen.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Wow, I can't see him in any I know.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
What do you have for life hacks?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Rich?
Speaker 10 (23:41):
You ever go to a work site and you see
the people in the vest and you're like, I wonder
what color of those vests mean. Here's how you can
tell here's your life hack. Yellow commonly used by general workers.
I have a yellow best I know you have a
yellow best bag.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
I try to sneak into Coachella with.
Speaker 10 (23:56):
It, well, so they think you're a general worker. Orange
is trapped people, Green safety officers, Blue electricians, Red emergency responders,
and if you ever want to see the person in
charge the supervisor, white vests. Know in the color code
can make it easier for you to find the right
person quickly when time matters and you are under the gun.
(24:18):
That live hack and many more can be found at
John Genrich dot com.
Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich, what's crack
a leg?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big boss dog snoopy diagle, double.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Gisel thing boom, what you don't do.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking about rid ten team, We're not talking
about last year.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
If the one and only dog y'all the.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
Glasses last, the big smooth eagle double gizsel in your
face to me and in the place to be and
you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your ass sucks.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
He calls it eight seven seven ninety three seven one
oh four seven. You can also text us, text jj
R whatever you want to say to the number nine
six eight nine three.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Peyton. You said you woke up in a different way.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Today, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 7 (00:38):
I was woken up a little bit earlier than my
usual natural alarm clock wakes me up.
Speaker 8 (00:45):
My nephew chosen he's going to be.
Speaker 7 (00:47):
Three in August, and he woke up before the rest
of the house. And I woke up to the stupid
alexa over and over it over again, because this two
year old boy has just learned his animal noises.
Speaker 8 (01:04):
So this is what I woke up to this morning.
Speaker 9 (01:06):
Good morning, Peyton.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
This is the sound the sheep makes. Now playing occasional
sheep noises, white noise, farm sounds.
Speaker 8 (01:28):
It was just the sheep.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Hey, what does the sheep make all morning? And I
had the same thing, What about the cows?
Speaker 8 (01:36):
What about the pig?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Also?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
The birds aren't even up right now?
Speaker 6 (01:42):
When I was a kid, I had that toy you
pulled the string out of it spends in the lands
on an animal noise.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
But he's got Alexa or Syria or whatever the hell,
my god she has.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
He has Gemini, he has Alexa, he has he he
has all of the things around the house.
Speaker 8 (01:55):
And he literally only says, please play sheep.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Have you taught him Old McDonald?
Speaker 7 (02:00):
He loves that one. His favorite one, though, is no
more monkey's jumping on them?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh oh yeah, that's a classic, good one.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
So that happened with Peyton, and then Rich what happened
with you.
Speaker 10 (02:10):
I don't know if my neighbor listens to the show,
but anybody who listens to the show knows how uncomfortable
I am in like a swimming situation or a let's
go hang out with our shirt off situation. And I
told you about my neighbor. It's like, Hey, come over
and talk about the neighborhood and get my hots up
with me. And I've told him, I'm I do not
want to get in your hot tub with you, just
(02:31):
like that. So I haven't talked to him for a while.
I see him out walk in the neighborhood. He walks
to the neighborhood pretty much every afternoon with the shirt off,
and whenever I'm around, he will stop and talk to
me for an usually long time with the shirt up.
So yesterday I'm coming home, I'm grabbing the mail and
he's walking by and he's like, you know you get
(02:52):
home about this time, about one point thirty two. I'd
like you to come take a walk with me. We'll
go buy the horses and we'll take our shirts off.
I know you like to walk. Let's go take a
walk with the shirt off. I said, I don't want
to do that.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
He's hitting on you.
Speaker 9 (03:03):
I don't want to say with.
Speaker 10 (03:05):
Your shirt this is I think he might if anybody else,
I would think he's trolling me. But I actually think
he's serious because I don't even think he knows what
I do for a living.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
Does he have a wife?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
He doesn't.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
Does he have a husband wife?
Speaker 10 (03:16):
And she seems perfectly lovely. But then he texts me
again this morning and he said, I don't know if
you noticed, but I got a new sannet in the backyard.
Why don't you come over. It's a sauna for two.
We could take our shirts off and get some red
lights on.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Just deal with the shirt off, specifically with.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
Our shirts off.
Speaker 10 (03:36):
I'm saying that I can even screencap the text for
you and send it to you, because I think it's
very just very very bizarre.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't.
Speaker 10 (03:42):
I keep on telling him, no, it's too hot to
have to go for walks. It's jim time.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
I think at one point, why do you want to get.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Half naked with your shirt off?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I think to me, if you're in the sauna, it's
kind of a given that the shirts off. So why
does he have the highlight to take a shirt take
a shirt off, and take your shirt off?
Speaker 10 (03:59):
I think, I'm like, you know, I don't know if
you've seen me in my own backyard, but I don't
have my shirt off in my own backyard.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Wants to do it for the plot and just tell
us what he tries to do when you.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Take your shirt?
Speaker 9 (04:09):
Okay? What is this? Was like a bet between him
and his friends, and they're like, who can get rich
to take his shirt off first?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
And they've all been trying for years and so now
they're just getting obvious with it.
Speaker 10 (04:20):
She's the only participanting. Everybody else wants me to come
to their church.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
No, it's actually it's actually Jajay in his bed.
Speaker 9 (04:27):
Your neighbor.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You take a shirt off the afternoon, dis you take
a walk with your shirt off.
Speaker 10 (04:31):
I'm like, no, no, no, you walk in the morning
when it's nice and cool, you keep a shirt.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
On the way.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I grew up with my father who was an athlete
and came from the Netherlands.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And he always had a shirt off.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
In fact, my son Dutch, it's very much like like
my dad Dutch never has his shirt on.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Ever.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
If as soon as he walks in the house, he
takes your shirt off and throws it on the floor
in the kitchen. My dad always had a shirt off,
and my dad would oh and I would hate this.
This triggers me so much. When I was a kid,
he played soccer and he played basketball and he would alway,
if we're at the park and there was like it
was always you know, Hispant Mexican's playing soccer. My dad
would say, let's go play soccer with these guys. Take
(05:07):
your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I'd be like, oh god, and we go play soccer
and I take my shirt off. Or we'd go play basketball.
There'd be a bunch of black dudes playing basketball. My
dadould be, take your shirt off from the basket.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Take your shirt off.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
We were skins. He always wanted to be skins. And
it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
How can we different shirt? It was so terrible, It's
such a.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Terrible, terrible day.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
And I always had to take my shirt off and
I could run and I could feel like my fat
bouncing around everywhere, so insecure.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Like or we could just hang out and talk by
the mailbox with your shirt on. That'd be okay too.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's a.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Let's vote.
Speaker 11 (05:41):
Take the shirt off, take it off.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Shoot us the text text J j R.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Whatever you want to say the ninety six eight nine three,
Tap it and say what's up?
Speaker 11 (05:56):
Sure, open the free heart radio app, tap the doc
back like just then John J and rach a message.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Now pick these predictions. Pain what he got today.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
I'm gonna let you know your workday vibe is based
on your zodiac sign.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Good morning, Sue, good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What's your sign, Sue?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Capricorn?
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Okay, so Capricorn your workday vibe. You're focused on the
bag and nothing else. You are all about your money, honey.
You are checking off your to do list with clinical
precision because this Tuesday, it's not a hurdle for you.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
It's an opportunity.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Well that sounds wonderful.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, all right, to have a wonderful day, Sue, thanks
for listening. Okay, you guys too, Thank you, Sue.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Hello, Shannon, what's your signy?
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Okay, So for my Aquarius and your workday vibe today,
you are looking at a standard problem and finding a weird,
futuristic way to solve it. So people probably won't get
your vision right away, but they will by the end
of the week. So just stay true to what it
is and you'll be in good in good business.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh cool, Yeah, okay, thank you, you're welcomes, Shannon.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Have a great day. We got a text on the
text line.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
You could text jjr D whatever you want to say
to nine six eight nine three, especially if you want
your horscope bread, John J and Rich. Let me preface
this by saying, I love Peyton, I love your show. However,
Peyton Girl, every Leo horoscope cannot be some variation of
we own the room, All eyes on us, spotlight follows me.
I can predict every Leo prediction.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Quite honestly, she is on brand, And honestly, it's not
me that's creating these predictions.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
It's the stars. The stars feel this last, but us Leo's.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
We are walking into today like it is our red carpet.
We have a big idea in bold suggestions, and today
is the day everyone's gonna actually listen to us.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
So make sure that we own the room.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
All right, Let's go.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Pisces, Richard, are pisces in the room. Your gut is
telling you exactly which projects you need to prioritize and
which people do avoid. So make sure you're trusting your
inner voice, because it's a lot more louder and accurate
than it has been.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
In the past.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Follow your instincts, follow your gut.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
You got it.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Okay. How about Kyle unfug.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Cal Kyle, you are the peacekeeper today while everyone else
is stressed out. You are just trying to keep the
vibes balanced in the playlist immaculate.
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Because music brings everyone together. Exactly in T shirts T shirts?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
How about virgos?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Yeah, John Jay, your work vibe today. You have got
everything together. But make sure that you aren't nitpicking too
much to the point where people are just letting it
go in through one ear and out the other. But
make sure that you make the standard extremely high as well.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
I believe that my nitpicking here does go in one
ear and out the other. What we're talking about, Hey,
this will sound by the way. You get all the
horse copes it John J. Ridge dot com if you
miss it, so you know how like I have a
problem smelling things, like my nose always conject I can't
smell anything, but every now and then something will get through.
That's surprises. Every now and then something gets through. It's
usually Kyle's food or something, or maybe Grant would wear
(08:49):
a cologne or something. Right now, I smell something. It
smells really good. And this will sound crazy. I think
it's me. Really, I think I smell so would.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You think smell?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Can you smell me?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Please? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I feel like it's it's like right in this area
here and I don't put pologna.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Is it like a sweet it.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
Smell flowery?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Nope?
Speaker 9 (09:14):
It doesn't smell bad. It's like a good neutral, clean smell.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
A queen smell clean.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
It's me.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Then there's something around these smells.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
Would you like to smell the rest of the crew,
walk around and smell everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
And that smells good because there's a new hoodie turchin.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
It might be it's never this is I've never washed
it right out of the bag, but it's from Kiss Perry.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
Yeah, so maybe they maybe you know how like some
hotels have certain sense that they do. Like you go
in the Vegas and you.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Go into the Aria Hotel, Oh my gosh, it smells
so good. And maybe the Kiss in Paris has a scent.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
It's kind of like there used to be a girl
here that put on a lot of perfume and whenever
road the elevator with her. One of the reasons I
take the stairs now is that I would have her
smell on my nose the whole day. It was terrible.
I've had that right now. But it smells good. But
whatever it is, like whatever it if it's me, I've
never smelled this before.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You smell your does she smell your?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Who?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Do you think that's it?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's it's in here.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
Did you take a proper shower this morning?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I didn't even shower this morning. I'm about this weekend.
The goal I had to my wife was staying at
every one time, and I was like butt her shower.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Jump that in.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
It was outside, made a shower outside and I got
out the hot tips.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Are you shower? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Anyway, anyway, if you missed her herscope, it's up a
John jayn Rich dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Okay, new game alert, John Jay Rich, Jessica.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Good morning morning.
Speaker 9 (10:43):
How are you all right?
Speaker 6 (10:44):
We're playing a new game and the prizes tickets to
the Diamondbacks.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Kyle has created this from the mind of Kyle on Funk.
Speaker 9 (10:50):
And I did this just for you, Jessica.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
This game is.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Called Claim the Flow I fun frame thrown.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Fra.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
Basically, one of you will be crowned at the end
of this game if you can get the most points.
So it's called Claim the Throne because you have.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
To decide who's on top.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
We'll begin with you, John Jay.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Put these in order from highest to lowest. Most Grammy Wins,
Beyonce Taylor Swift, Adele give me the correct order, from
highest to lowest.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Beyonce Adele, Titter, Swift nailed it.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, three points on the mard for John Jay van As.
We move over to you, Rich bearra highest to lowest
most Instagram followers, Selena Gomez, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner put
them in order.
Speaker 10 (12:03):
Ooh, okay, Selena Gomez, Kim. Then Kylie also nailed it.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
Three points on the board for Rich Barrow. We move
over to you.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Quinn Peyton, highest to lowest, Peyton, most Spotify streams of
all time, Drake, Bad Bunny.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
The weekend's in order, highest to lowest.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Okay, I'm gonna go the weekend, Bad Bunny, Drake.
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Incorrect on all forms. Zero points for you, Peyton.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
First place is bad Bunny with sixty billion. Second place
Drake with fifty five billion. Maybe with the three albums
he just dropped, he'll be able to pull ahead. And
the weekend was third forty billion.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
I'm getting fake news on my social media because I
just saw something about the weekend being number one no anywhere.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, tough, tough, tough cookies for you, Peyton, but you
may be able to reading yourself in round two. Now
we move over to you, Jessica. So you got comfortable
in the game. You've got to feel for it. So Jessica,
highest to lowest, most fragrance sales, They have their own perfume.
Highest to lowest Britney Spears, Beyonce, j.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Low Oh, I say, j Lo, Beyonce, Britney.
Speaker 9 (13:21):
Okay, you got one correct.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Beyonce is in second place, but Britney Spears has the
most fragrant sales. She sold two billion dollars.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Beyond seven hundred million.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
J Lo is in third place.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
So you are on the board, Jessica, with just one point.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
As we move into round two, John Jay highest to lowest,
who claims the throne with this one? Most social media
followers total across all platforms Cristiano Ronaldo, Selena Gomez or
Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
Highest to lowest rank.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Them Rinaldo Selena the Rock.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Ooh, one point for that, John Jay, because Christiano Ronaldo
does have the most across all platforms nine hundred million
people following but coming in second above Selena Gomez The
Rock with seven hundred million plus right over seven hund
million right behind Selena Gomez.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
So one point for you, John J.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Richard Bear highest to lowest most YouTube subscribers, mister Beast
Pauty Pie, Justin Bieber.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
Highest to lowest, Richard, Oh, I.
Speaker 10 (14:34):
Think you did it in order. I think it's mister Beasts.
Is it just no pity Pie? And then Justin.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Incorrect, mister Beasts does have the most, but then followed
very closely by Justin Bieber and then Paudy Pie. So
sorry about that, So sorry, all right, Peyton Highest to
lowest most seasons on the air, Gray's Anatomy, The Simpsons,
(15:00):
Law and Order SVU.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
That is so incredibly hard.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Most seasons on the air, Gray's Anatomy, The Simpsons, Law
and Order SVU.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
The Simpsons, the Law and Order SVU, and then the
other one, Gray's Anatomy.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
Okay, you have one point.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
The Simpsons has been off for thirty five seasons, followed
by Gray's Anatomy, followed by Law.
Speaker 8 (15:21):
And Order SVU.
Speaker 9 (15:23):
Dang it, I know lets did get a point.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Board, You did get a point, all right, Jessica, This
is your chance to pull ahead and claim the throne
for Diamondbacks tickets, Jessica. Highest to lowest fastest expansion team
to win a World Series Arizona Diamondbacks, Florida Marlins, Kansas
City Royals.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
Ooh, Okay, I say the Backs Royal Marlins.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
D Backs are the number one fastest expansion team to
win a World Series. It only took them four. You
mixed up the Royals in the Marlins. But because you're
going for d Backs tickets and you picked the d Backs.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Jessica has claimed the throne. She is our queen of
claim the throne.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
And Jessica, you are going to the Diamondbacks game. Congratulations,
ready to go.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
We'll setch over for those tickets. Jessica, thanks for playing
and thank you for listening. You know, if they always
call this you know eight seven seven nine three seven
one oh four seven.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
And text us.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
But you can also leave us messages on the iHeartRadio
app talkback feature, which is a little microphone. You just
tap it when you listen to the show and we'll
get your messages. You can also call the drunk down
line six oh two eight eight eight eighteen thirty three.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Hi, guys, I've just wanted to do this toss back
button saying I've been a long time listener herman years,
never been able to really listen to guys live and
then this.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Morning on Lad's work.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Is like why not try the Hearts radio method and
then that's what I'm doing. So I'm actually getting with
sing guys live. It's been a very unfortunate, a serious
event for me, so maybe this will help sears some
things up, so a different way, sing twite.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Well, what the heck?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
What you'll follow up?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
We can?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
She talked it back, serious unfortunate events.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I hope talk about limony snickets? Oh wow, hey John Dyers.
Speaker 11 (17:43):
I have to tell y'all. I got my horoscope right
by Peyton on a show a few months ago, and
it literally came true. She said, my life was about
to get chaotics but really fun, and I thought she
was taking a bit dramatic, but no, no, no, my
car broke down. I met a guy at the mechanics
and now I have a boyfriend. Like, what is happening?
Speaker 10 (18:05):
Well she was right.
Speaker 11 (18:06):
Anyway, I love you guys. Bye.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
That's how you have to call and get your horoscope.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
Brett, Come on, I can't fix your car, but I
can make love exactly y'all.
Speaker 12 (18:18):
Making me feel like I'm a heckler on a comedy show.
I've entered every contest and I'm on this up Son
up to sundown. Let me in, man, let me in.
I even call Tyroe and you won't ask it to phone.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
What's the problem.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
What's the problem, Tell me what I did wrong?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Nothing Again, to listen for the cute call.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Just listen for the cute call, then call us.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
So there's this guy. I used to talk to him.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
He goes to me three years ago and I haven't
heard anything from him.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Until last night.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
He literally liked one of my pictures from twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
At read a M and I was like, you know.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
What, this is odd.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I'm gonna ignore him.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
But you know, instead of ignoring him.
Speaker 11 (19:06):
I send him a calendar invite for a recap meeting
to discuss, you know, why he disappeared and what.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Actually accepted it?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Y'all.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
So you know we're gonna talk.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
This Friday at a coffee shop, and I don't know,
I'm kind of excited.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I keep that updated toocat meeting. That's amazing.
Speaker 8 (19:25):
Why did you ghost me for what? Explain yourself?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
That's so funny?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
All right, So that's what you hit The talk by
feature of call Us at six oh two eight eight eight,
nineteen thirty three The Drunk Down Line with John Jay
and Rich Wake Up with that get up rich stacks
and hacks. I have stacks of the information rich has
life hacks. There's a new trend called practice dating. Has
anyone here ever heard of it?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I like it. I like it a lot because.
Speaker 6 (19:54):
You know, when you start dating, somebody start dating, I
mean you like, it's not working. I can't fund anybody.
I think sometimes you gotta maybe that persons or the
type you're looking for. It's not your type. So I
always tell my friends, I go find somebody do something
totally different. Practice dating is this you go on casual
dates with people that aren't your type. It's supposed to
lower the pressure by helping you build confidence and improve
your conversation skills. It's like when you go out with
(20:15):
someone that you don't know, you're just kind of like practicing.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
I don't like it because what if you're on a
date with somebody and you are their type. Technically you're
just wasting their time, Like you could really let someone
down if they're really into and you're all in there like, oh,
I'm just chatting. So I could find someone who's you know,
you know, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
What could happen?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Is you go, oh my gosh, you are I never
thought you were my type.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
But I actually really like you. That's what I something.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Special, Yes, not exactly what I think.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
New survey ask people why their devices aren't updated. Think
about that for a second, because my wife never updates
her devices.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
So what do you think of the top of answers?
Why you never update?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
For me, like other things don't work with it once you.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Update it like a whole new device, or like updates
on your phone.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Updates on your phone.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh, they don't have auto update on that's right.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
It would be like because you don't like the new
features that are on.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
The phone, they forgot it's available. They're worried it'll make
things worse and they don't want AI features added in. Yeah, Like,
you guys know what Sherman Williams is or Sherwin Williams.
The paint company they just named And it's so funny
this is about paint. I kind of had a little
Oh they just named their loneliest color.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (21:35):
It's the one that is rarely purchased, no one ever
gets it, but they still make it. The color is
called offbeat green. It looks like broccoli and asparagus soup.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Who's using that lonely color? They always have a gallon
of it if you need it.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Though.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Have you guys ever heard of email apnea. It's where
you hold your breath while reading an email or answering
at tax and it could be quietly adding stress to
your day. So think about that next of your email.
If you'll hold your brother, don't. I don't think I do.
McDonald's is testing a new AI system that can chat
with customers, take orders in multiple languages, and help run
(22:13):
the restaurant operations behind the scenes. I saw a video
of It's pretty freakining awesome, and he remembers your order too.
If you ever come back there, you say, it's col
on funk. Oh hey, Kylein, did you want the same thing?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
It's all AI, It's all I don't like it.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Seventy six year old woman in Florida has been sending
all her money to someone claiming to be Liam Neeson.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
Poor old people.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
She's so insistent that she was arrested for punching a
family member in the face who took her phone away
to stop her from sending money to Liam Neeson's. Yeah,
so sad, I guess a bunch of horses that are
in the racing world, you know, like the Kentucky Derby stuff.
They're being these top horses are being successfully cloned and
(22:58):
now it's complicating.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
The world in sports. Why because they're cloned? I guess
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (23:03):
Why would that complicated? Is that illegal? Is that like
pets like performance enhancing?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (23:08):
I think pets performance enhancing clones?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, that was some dish.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Nicholas Cage's got that TV show called Spider Noir Spider
It's number one, It's one two on Amazon. And I guess,
did you know Nicholas Cage turned down the role of
Shrek in Shrek Neo in the Matrix. He turned down
Harry in Dumb and Dumber and are Aragon or whatever
the Lord of the Rings. Those roles went to Mike Myers, Canderieves,
(23:34):
Jeff Daniels, and Vigel Mortensen.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Wow, I can't see him in any I know.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
What do you have for life hacks?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Rich?
Speaker 10 (23:41):
You ever go to a work site and you see
the people in the vest and you're like, I wonder
what color of those vests mean. Here's how you can
tell here's your life hack. Yellow commonly used by general workers.
I have a yellow best I know you have a
yellow best bag.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
I try to sneak into Coachella with.
Speaker 10 (23:56):
It, well, so they think you're a general worker. Orange
is trapped people, Green safety officers, Blue electricians, Red emergency responders,
and if you ever want to see the person in
charge the supervisor, white vests. Know in the color code
can make it easier for you to find the right
person quickly when time matters and you are under the gun.
(24:18):
That live hack and many more can be found at
John Genrich dot com.
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