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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Peyton, what's on your mind? What are you
working on?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Okay, so I saw this thing on the Cosmopolitan, and
basically it's questions for couples that are actually fun to ask.
So it's kind of going old school. You know, everyone's
all into that nostalgia right now. Just play Would You
Rather at dinner with your partner.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I know, right?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
When you say Cosmopolitan, are you talking about like Cosmo
the magazine?
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
They got a website?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
They have like a whole website. I get stuff from
there all the time.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I just never heard of Cosmopolitan.
Speaker 6 (00:23):
They have like a whole website.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I haven't heard it called Cosmopolitan in a long time.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Well, I like a Cosmopolitan martini, you know, so I
really wanted to bring that energy.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, so it's would you rather with your.
Speaker 6 (00:32):
So are we going to play would you rather right now?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's would you rather at dinner with your spouse?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, and they're kind of flirty, but I think we
can definitely play in the room right now.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, let's play.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, Kyle, would you rather have a fancy date night
out or a romantic night in?
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Fancy date night out.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay, John Jay.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
In.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Rich.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh, for sure.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Fancy night out.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, I think I'm on the same boat with you guys. Okay,
John Jay. Would you rather get a love letter or
a surprising gift?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
A gift.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Kyle.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Gift.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Rich.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Letter.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
See, I'm with you. I'm like, write me a letter.
I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
See, I'm not like a words of affirmation person. So
I'm like, oh, and I have to read a letter.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I literally, I told you.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
How many pages?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
What is your number one, Kyle? Because I know that
you're not into a lot of them.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
My love language?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Oh, it's quality time. It's my number one.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Quality time. Of course it is.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
The thing about would you rather is that you have
to answer, like you can't ask questions because now that
it's over.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's like, yeah, I don't want a long letter. How
long is the letter? Like, you know, whenever you open.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Up something like four pages, like, or like those Christmas
cards that come and that are in the front.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
And the back, like, I don't have time for that.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And then I started grade school.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Go on, Payton, what else would you rather?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So those ones were like some flirty would you rathers,
but then there's some relationship related would you rather questions,
which we're all in relationships, but these I feel like
are more like if you're in the dating, trying to
get married.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So maybe you could ask your man, would you rather
have seven kids? Or no kids.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Seven kids.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Yeah, seven.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Seven.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
None for me.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm not good.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, thank you.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Till after you have one and then I feel like
your answer will change.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I feel like I, if I have three, I would
be happy with that. Anything more, I might pull my
hair out.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
That is good for like if you are dating because
it's like those are things that could be really heavy
and serious. But if you play it in kind of
like a game fashion, you're really talking about important things.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
But it's kind of like a fun, light way to
bring it up.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Exactly like this one. Would you rather have a huge
wedding or.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Just a lope?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Elope.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Huge wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Huge wedding.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
See, I'm like, we kind of eloped. But then again,
I go to weddings and I'm like, should we have
had the big wedding?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
That was one of my favorite days of all time.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I know.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Your wedding was awesome, Rich.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
This one is a fun one. Would you rather know
everything about your partner's dating history or nothing at all?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Everything.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I don't want to know anything at all. You better
take that to the grave. I am not trying.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I hear things now and it makes me shiver.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Sometimes ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Would you rather be known as the one who talks
dirty or the one who never talks during it?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
I'd rather talk dirty. Yeah, you don't want to never
talk dirty.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You're supposed to answer. You're not supposed to.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I was agreeing.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Would you rather get caught making out in the car
or walking out of a hotel at 7 a.m.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
In last night's clothes?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Walking out of the hotel.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Making out in the car. Yeah, I think I'd want
to make out in the car, too. That's fun.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I don't want to get caught making out in the car. No,
I'll do the walk of shame.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
No problem. I'm out on that.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Would you rather accidentally send a spicy text to your
boss or to your mom?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Oh, my mom.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
My mom, for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
100%. What about you?
Speaker 6 (03:35):
You're not answering these.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Your boss, because you're going to leave that job. Your
mom's going to be around forever.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Would you rather have one unforgettable night you can never
talk about or a decent ongoing thing everyone knows about?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Decent ongoing thing.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'd go unforgettable. One unforgettable night.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
I don't need everyone to know about it, so I
think unforgettable.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Same.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Would you rather get a compliment about your body or
about how you make them feel?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Body.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Honestly.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Body.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I'm so insecure I'll take any compliment about my body.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
What?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You actually like this?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I want to know that you feel something good.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Would you rather kiss someone you shouldn't or text someone
you shouldn't? No.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It depends.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I mean, it'd be more fun to kiss someone you shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Should I not because they're my cousin or should I
not because it's like they're a player?
Speaker 6 (04:25):
You can't ask questions.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Why can't you text your cousin? I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
That is gross. Angel legal, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Would you rather get asked what are you thinking about
at a bad time or at a very good time?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Good time.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I mean, that's like.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
My wife asked me that all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
And it's almost like if you don't tell the truth,
she'll know. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
But your truth has got to be so random anyway. Right.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Mine's usually me starting in the movie. Well, if I
was Indiana Jones, I would have done this.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Wait, didn't you have a thing with a bowling ball?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, I mean, I have. I imagine the bowling ball.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Down this high, like steep hill.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh, I thought that I remember the mattress thing. You
remember that big mattress place that you were in that
big empty. It was like a big empty warehouse that
used to have like a bunch of.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That was real. Oh, no. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
And I said I said to the guy I wanted
to roll the bowling ball. It was like a hundred
football fields long. I don't want to see how hard
I get through the bowling ball before it faded. You know,
it's like against a law to do that. Like the
other fantasy I had, fantasy, where you're on a high
hill and you drop a bowling ball and you let
it roll all the way down. Somebody did that, and
I guess it's against the law.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oh, because it could really hurt someone. There can't be
a law inside a mattress factory. There can't be. Maybe
that's their work rule, their weird work rule. You can't
throw bowling balls down our hallway.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
So those are fun would-you-rathers. Was there more, Peyton?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, those were all the best ones.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
If you've got any good would-you-rathers that put us in
a dilemma, let us know.
All right, Peyton, what's on your mind? What are you
working on?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Okay, so I saw this thing on the Cosmopolitan, and
basically it's questions for couples that are actually fun to ask.
So it's kind of going old school. You know, everyone's
all into that nostalgia right now. Just play Would You
Rather at dinner with your partner.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I know, right?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
When you say Cosmopolitan, are you talking about like Cosmo
the magazine?
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
They got a website?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
They have like a whole website. I get stuff from
there all the time.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I just never heard of Cosmopolitan.
Speaker 6 (00:23):
They have like a whole website.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I haven't heard it called Cosmopolitan in a long time.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Well, I like a Cosmopolitan martini, you know, so I
really wanted to bring that energy.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, so it's would you rather with your.
Speaker 6 (00:32):
So are we going to play would you rather right now?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's would you rather at dinner with your spouse?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, and they're kind of flirty, but I think we
can definitely play in the room right now.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, let's play.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, Kyle, would you rather have a fancy date night
out or a romantic night in?
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Fancy date night out.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay, John Jay.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
In.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Rich.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh, for sure.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Fancy night out.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, I think I'm on the same boat with you guys. Okay,
John Jay. Would you rather get a love letter or
a surprising gift?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
A gift.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Kyle.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Gift.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Rich.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Letter.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
See, I'm with you. I'm like, write me a letter.
I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
See, I'm not like a words of affirmation person. So
I'm like, oh, and I have to read a letter.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I literally, I told you.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
How many pages?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
What is your number one, Kyle? Because I know that
you're not into a lot of them.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
My love language?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Oh, it's quality time. It's my number one.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Quality time. Of course it is.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
The thing about would you rather is that you have
to answer, like you can't ask questions because now that
it's over.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's like, yeah, I don't want a long letter. How
long is the letter? Like, you know, whenever you open.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Up something like four pages, like, or like those Christmas
cards that come and that are in the front.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
And the back, like, I don't have time for that.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And then I started grade school.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Go on, Payton, what else would you rather?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So those ones were like some flirty would you rathers,
but then there's some relationship related would you rather questions,
which we're all in relationships, but these I feel like
are more like if you're in the dating, trying to
get married.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So maybe you could ask your man, would you rather
have seven kids? Or no kids.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Seven kids.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Yeah, seven.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Seven.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
None for me.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm not good.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, thank you.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Till after you have one and then I feel like
your answer will change.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I feel like I, if I have three, I would
be happy with that. Anything more, I might pull my
hair out.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
That is good for like if you are dating because
it's like those are things that could be really heavy
and serious. But if you play it in kind of
like a game fashion, you're really talking about important things.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
But it's kind of like a fun, light way to
bring it up.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Exactly like this one. Would you rather have a huge
wedding or.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Just a lope?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Elope.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Huge wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Huge wedding.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
See, I'm like, we kind of eloped. But then again,
I go to weddings and I'm like, should we have
had the big wedding?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
That was one of my favorite days of all time.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I know.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Your wedding was awesome, Rich.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
This one is a fun one. Would you rather know
everything about your partner's dating history or nothing at all?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Everything.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I don't want to know anything at all. You better
take that to the grave. I am not trying.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I hear things now and it makes me shiver.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Sometimes ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Would you rather be known as the one who talks
dirty or the one who never talks during it?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
I'd rather talk dirty. Yeah, you don't want to never
talk dirty.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You're supposed to answer. You're not supposed to.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I was agreeing.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Would you rather get caught making out in the car
or walking out of a hotel at 7 a.m.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
In last night's clothes?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Walking out of the hotel.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Making out in the car. Yeah, I think I'd want
to make out in the car, too. That's fun.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I don't want to get caught making out in the car. No,
I'll do the walk of shame.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
No problem. I'm out on that.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Would you rather accidentally send a spicy text to your
boss or to your mom?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Oh, my mom.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
My mom, for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
100%. What about you?
Speaker 6 (03:35):
You're not answering these.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Your boss, because you're going to leave that job. Your
mom's going to be around forever.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Would you rather have one unforgettable night you can never
talk about or a decent ongoing thing everyone knows about?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Decent ongoing thing.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'd go unforgettable. One unforgettable night.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
I don't need everyone to know about it, so I
think unforgettable.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Same.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Would you rather get a compliment about your body or
about how you make them feel?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Body.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Honestly.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Body.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I'm so insecure I'll take any compliment about my body.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
What?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You actually like this?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I want to know that you feel something good.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Would you rather kiss someone you shouldn't or text someone
you shouldn't? No.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It depends.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I mean, it'd be more fun to kiss someone you shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Should I not because they're my cousin or should I
not because it's like they're a player?
Speaker 6 (04:25):
You can't ask questions.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Why can't you text your cousin? I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
That is gross. Angel legal, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Would you rather get asked what are you thinking about
at a bad time or at a very good time?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Good time.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I mean, that's like.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
My wife asked me that all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
And it's almost like if you don't tell the truth,
she'll know. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
But your truth has got to be so random anyway. Right.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Mine's usually me starting in the movie. Well, if I
was Indiana Jones, I would have done this.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Wait, didn't you have a thing with a bowling ball?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, I mean, I have. I imagine the bowling ball.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Down this high, like steep hill.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh, I thought that I remember the mattress thing. You
remember that big mattress place that you were in that
big empty. It was like a big empty warehouse that
used to have like a bunch of.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That was real. Oh, no. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
And I said I said to the guy I wanted
to roll the bowling ball. It was like a hundred
football fields long. I don't want to see how hard
I get through the bowling ball before it faded. You know,
it's like against a law to do that. Like the
other fantasy I had, fantasy, where you're on a high
hill and you drop a bowling ball and you let
it roll all the way down. Somebody did that, and
I guess it's against the law.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oh, because it could really hurt someone. There can't be
a law inside a mattress factory. There can't be. Maybe
that's their work rule, their weird work rule. You can't
throw bowling balls down our hallway.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
So those are fun would-you-rathers. Was there more, Peyton?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, those were all the best ones.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
If you've got any good would-you-rathers that put us in
a dilemma, let us know.
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