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Speaker 1 (00:00):
People online are listing the wildest Listen carefully to this
the wildest non sexual things they've done naked in their
birthday suit in the buff. Non sexual things you've done naked.
I'm gonna go over this list, Savannah. Savannah Right, Savannah.
People are listing the craziest, the wildest non sexual things
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they've done in the buff.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What do you got?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Okay, this is so embarrassing, But the craziest non sexual
thing I've done naked was fully assembling Ikia furniture. I
had just put self panner on and I didn't want
my clothes like messing it up. So I'm just like
in my apartment, I am completely naked, and I am sweating,
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I am screaming at these sweetish instructions that don't make
any sense. And at one point maintenance walked in unannounced
because there's a leak downstairs, which I didn't even know
that they could do that, and they caught me crouched
over my half felt dresser.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh my god, that's wrench.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And like I'm like literally like a little gollum, like
over my dresser, naked with self tanner on, and you
literally backed out so slowly and went you know what,
I'll just come back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Listen, I want to red flag.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
And we said non sexual, and you said you're holding
onto Alan's wrench.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That's not right.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
You made it that way non.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Sexual, Savannah. Okay, well, thank you for sharing that story.
It's a great visual.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
It was really bad. I almost thought about moving.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Got to preserve the tan though.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
All right, So on this list eight seven seven ninety
three seven four seven, what's the craziest non sexual thing
you've done naked? This person is just painting a room.
I didn't want to mess up my clothes this person,
and I never you know, does anybody hear scuba dive?
I'm a scuba diver.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, I've been scuba diving a long time. But this
person says.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Scuba diving it's a tradition that you do your hundredth
dive nude. I've never heard that, and I haven't done
one hundred dives. So that's good. Walking outside in the rain,
that seems kind of fun. Anybody before I go anymore?
Anybody here, what do you guys do? Anybody does anything
non sexual in the nude?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I am never.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Naked, Cook naked before?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh cookie naked says here this person lost a bet
and had the fry bacon.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
In the news.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Snow Mine was just like, you know, you're in between
doing stuff. You gotta go hop in the shower, go run,
flip a burger.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You know, Kyle, you got nothing like that.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
Nothing I like run through my house though, I'm not
like casually strolling. Come on, no, I'm not like doing
makes all my Sunday choice nude.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yes, yes, I feel like all of the naked moms
are going to come out right now, because there's those
moms that literally pay please.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I'm visualizing. This person said they were two being in Colorado.
My bikini bottoms and a tube got whipped away in
a rapid. Luckily, a nice lady grabbed me, put me
on her tube, and we found both my bottoms and
tube down the stream.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Riding a horse, this person says, riding a horse, unclear
if it was saddled a bareback. This person says, swimming
in the Everglades until I saw an alligator. They were
swimming naked in the Everglades. Someone joked I danced naked
in front of a full length mirror and admiring my
weight loss only downside I'm now banned for my kia.
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This person ran through a really old graveyard on Halloween
night totally naked. This person was walked off into the
woods naked within the National Park and wandered around for
a couple of days before finding civilization again. Someone said
they played a dancing game on Xbox connecting nude they
were home alone on a hot summer day, and why not? Right,
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so there you go eight seven seven, nine three seven
one four seven all r y ella, good morning, good morning.
What non sexual thing did you do in the nude?
Speaker 8 (04:09):
So let me first. I was saying that I lived
in a place where the screens had holes in the windows,
and sometimes you would leave the door open for the
air to come through, so that lightlet in lots of flies,
And before I had kids, I would sometimes sleep in
the nude, and just the way that flies like to do,
fly and buzz around all over your face. I just
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got sick and tired of it. So I jumped up,
I yelled something like not today, junior, or something like that,
grabbed the flyswater and started killing all the flies that
I could see. And I'm not talking just killing, I'm
talking like hunting them down. And jumping in the air,
hitting them like tennis balls midair like and then when
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it was all done, I just went back to sleep.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So you killed of flies in the nude?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
It was a lot, I don't know, hundreds, all.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Right, Thanks for calling in, Thank you for listening. Welcome
by more of your calls.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Next. Eight seven seven nine three seven four seven.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What's the craziest non sexual thing you've done in the buff?
Eight seven seven nine three seven four seven Brenna, Hello.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
What have you done in the nude? Non sexual?
Speaker 8 (05:32):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
So, my friends and I decided to have a lake
kay and after a few years, one of my friends
sided to go topless, so we all decided to join her.
And then I got dared to run into the lake nude.
Speaker 9 (05:46):
So I said, sure, why not?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Ran in, turned around, saw the rangers walking down, said
oh no, I'm busted, and they said, we don't really
want to kick you out, but the boy Scouts are here.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
They want you to leave.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh my god, Oh my god, is around the boy scouts.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
The boy a whole troop of boy Scouts. And then
I had to do the walk of impass all of
them before I got kicked out. The rangers came back
and said, we feel bad about kicking you out, But
the boy Scouts said, you probably tripled their turnout the
next year.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, that's legend. That boy Scout trip is legendary in
the history books.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Boy Scout troop leaders are like, how do we explain
this to their parents?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Thanks Bred, thanks for listening and sharing that story. Thank you,
Thank you, Sophia. What did you do in the buff?
But it was non sexual?
Speaker 10 (06:41):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (06:41):
Hi, guys, I had a friend I think we were
like on our late teens, and we just decided one
night it was raining out and it was like warm out,
and we decided we were gonna get naked and run
around out in the yard and around the house in
the and then we went back inside. They had a
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pool table in their house, and we were just like, hey,
let's play pool.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
All right, all right?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Well, thank you for sure that there's a story in
the news as a sixty two year old man in
Florida was arrested. If they're marching over to his neighbor's
house at three am to destroy a malfunctioning floodlight. So
I kind of get it at his floodlight's just blinking
and blinking and blinking. He did it completely naked except
for a watch, a headlamp and flip flops.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
You see that?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Actually, how mad do you have to be there? You
forget to put clothes on?
Speaker 6 (07:38):
Dara, Good morning, Good morning?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
What crazy thing did you do? Non sexual? You were
totally naked.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
I got locked outside of my hotel room while chaperoning
for my sixth green son's field trip, and everybody's got
a show. So, as you can imagine, that was pretty
traumatic for everybody, and I'm so bummed. I just dropped
my son off because he would love to tell you.
Guys who would not love to tell you the story
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get locked up. So it's a long story, but to
put it short and try and set the background, we
were doing it an overnight stay at a college, and
so we were in a dorm room. We're staying in
dorm rooms. I have my own and I was going
to take a shower. And so the way that the
dorm rooms were set up is there was two that
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were in a locked you know room, I guess, so
two bedrooms and then the shower was there, but you
had to leave your room to go to the shower.
So I shut my door, went to go and take
a shower. And once I got out of the shower,
I realized that I left my towel and my phone
and everything else in the room, so I went to
grab it and the door was locked.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
It oh yeah, and seeing it.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
It's better. But then I'm looking around and there's nothing
to cover me. I was waiting there for maybe ten
minutes with the door cracked open, trying to see if
anybody was walking by, to ask for help, you know,
to see if somebody can lock the door, and the
only thing I was like, I'm gonna have to make
a decision here, and you were to ask for help,
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but I had nothing. I was completely naked, and so
the only thing that was there was those little tiny
sea through trash liners. So there was two of them,
and they were tiny, and again they were see through,
so anything that was covered was not really cut. So
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I had to cover myself. And I knew that there
was a mom across the hallway, so I'm like, no
one's come by and forever, I'm gonna make a run
for it. So I literally go right across the hallway
and start pounding on her door, and then I hear
my door shut, like the main door and so I
can't get back in it's locked. And then that's when
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I hear all these loud boys, six grade boys coming
up the stairs, and I'm like, oh, because where can
you go?
Speaker 8 (09:59):
There's nothing you can.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Cover myself with these little fast liners. And not only
was it my son and his it was five or
six other boys, it was his teacher and it's principal.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
No, there's oh my god.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
They were like, you are no longer allowed to chaperone
on trips.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
So you you are naked, naked, You're totally naked, naked, naked.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
It's very very nice to me and my kids since
that day.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
So they walk up, you're totally naked, and do they
someone open the door for you finally or do you
just walking.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
By like they don't see you the fun No?
Speaker 9 (10:38):
No, not So the principal was like because the boys
are like, oh and they're dogs. So the principle like
keep going, and he's like, you know, hurting them out
the out the hallway. And then he comes back and
he's like you could see like I have to go
get a key to get in there downstairs, but you
can stay in my room until I get your key,
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And so he let me into his room and gave
me a towel and whatever, and so he had me concealed.
But yeah, like I said, it's been very nice.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
What a great what a great memory for those boys, not.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
For her son.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
How old is your son? How old is he now?
How old is he now?
Speaker 9 (11:18):
He's twelve, he's still in sixth grade.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's so fresh. What a beautiful story.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
No.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Friends always walked by and they're like, Hi.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, that is a great, great, fantastic story.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Thank you for sharing with us, made our daying me.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I can't help but just think that maybe one of
those boys had something to do with it.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, they don't.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
They locked the door on their own.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Do you have any other ones?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Shoots a call eight seven seven nine seven four seven
or damn John J. Vannesss it's John Jay and Rich
that our phone numbers eight seven seven nine three seven
one oh four seven. The text line text jg R
whatever you want to say at number nine.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Six eight ninety three.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I normally read a text or two before right right
when I give out the text number, but I don't
want to because I want to know this story.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Riches said it in a memo to me last night.
He goes, I saved someone's life today. Can't whoa right?
Speaker 10 (12:24):
You know, a hero is rarely called upon at the time,
but their choosing. But I was yesterday while Kyle was
on TV doing a media segment.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
My phone rang and it was pain. She said, right,
I'm dying.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
You saved Peyton's life.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
That is fretty, he did. I gotta go, I gotta
go save Peyton.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
She's she's dying down there, kid, She's dying.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
She instead of working the camera for you, said you
have half of your.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Faces on TV.
Speaker 10 (12:54):
I actually texted Peyton site, I can save your life,
but after Kyle's segment because I don't want to walk
in her shot.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
That's exactly what the said, right yep.
Speaker 10 (13:03):
So Peyton had a dead battery in her car and
I'm like, I gotta have jumper cables. I got all
kinds of emergency stuff in my truck and I did
not have jumper cables in my car at all.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
I had like I had like.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
Scissors if you need to cut something, and a couple
of little screwdrivers, and some some alcohol swabs if you
needed to be surprised. Shop.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
You have all kinds of tire.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Break your windshield and a hurricane.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
I think what it is.
Speaker 10 (13:29):
It speaks to me flipping out cars too much because
I didn't have the right kit in my car for
such a car emergency. So we had to borrow jumper
cables for Peyton's car, and then from who from promotions
we went to like the kiss Fan okay.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Because I was expecting like no one to be downstairs.
When I went downstairs and Peyton was there, I was like,
didn't Rich jump your car? Like he didn't have the cables.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
I was like, what, yeah, I know, so disurpprissed.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
But Rich was gone.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
He was still there to ye, but I didn't see him.
He was like further down in the parking lot.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
I didn't see him at the time.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
That I had that.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Yeah, So now you guys understand, like why I called
Rich because I thought, obviously, obviously have everyone here, Rich
is gonna have this. I would have called Rich exactly,
and so I was a little upset that he kind
of failed me. But you did stay because you loan
me your car when we jumped jumped mine, and it
was interesting. It was an interesting kind of I guess
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dilemma because the car, my car wouldn't turnover like we were.
We had the cables connected, but it just would not
turn over. So I was like, okay, I probably have
a dead battery. So once we were able to get
my car jumped satisfying, it was pretty satisfied.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
We did.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
We did the thing. We did the thing, and I
hop in the car and I go and drive to
go get a new battery. So my dad is the
car person in our family. So I called my dad.
I'm like, hey, my battery's dead. What do I do?
He said, go to this store. We just got you one,
probably about a year and a half half ago. It's
probably under warranty. So I'm like okay. I drive over
there and I beat my dad by about five minutes
to the store. So I walk into the store. I
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have my dad on the phone with me. I'm talking
to the guy at the store and I'm looking around
and I don't see him anywhere, and then he's like
standing behind me. He let me stand there for like
five minutes serving the store before he said anything, and
I was like, Hey, I'm actually the guy.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
The Guy's guy the guy.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
So my dad's just on the phone as I'm talking
to the guy at the store and I'm telling the guy.
I'm like, hey, I just need my battery to be checked,
and he says, well, I can't help you. And I
was like, oh. I was like, because I've come here
before to get my battery checked and you guys have
always been willing to do it. He's like, well, I
can't help you. You have to go to this store.
And I was like, okay, Like, can you explain why
to me you can't help me, Like I'm kind of confused,
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and he said, I'm the only person in this store,
so I can't leave. And I said, okay, that makes sense.
That makes sense. You have to protect the goods, the merchandise.
You can't walk outside, yeah, because.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
I mean the cash registers are probably just sitting right
there waiting for someone to jack everything exactly.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Okay, So I understand his logic. He's being a little
a little brash with me. I was kind of like, okay.
And so my dad had thought that I had turned
off my car in the parking lot. So he goes, Hey,
ask him if he has jumper cables so I can
come to you and rejump your car. So I asked
the guy, do you have any jumper cables? And he's like, well,
why would you need jumper cables? And I was like, okay,
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maybe not. And I was like, I was just on
the phone with my dad. I was like, hey, that
was a little awkward. I'm leaving. So I walk outside,
I go and I meet my dad at the other store,
kind of like probably two miles away. I walk in.
My dad tells me as I see him, he goes,
So I called the store that we just left. My
dad called the store and goes, hey, I was on
the phone with my daughter. Seems like you were giving
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her a pretty hard time. Can you explain what was
going on?
Speaker 12 (16:46):
And he goes and you and hangs up on him,
up on my dad anymore.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
And listen, y'all, I am my I am your daddy's daughter.
Up and there so fast, y'all know how much of
a firecracker I am. My dad was not happening. He
was super super upset, for one, because this guy just
came crazy at his daughter, and then for two went
crazy at him. So we go up to the store.
We're talking about it, and actually the guy that helped
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me get my new battery and stuff like that, he
was like, we actually have had some problems with that
specific store. Here's the district number, and literally was like,
snitch on this guy.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Was it? No, it wasn't sure, because that's how he
does business.
Speaker 10 (17:36):
Most of those stores. They'll just flip out your back.
You're like, yeah, it's dead, we'll go flip. We'll flip
it out for you right now, right here.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
And I understood. Yeah, I understood his logic on why
he couldn't come help me, but why you could have.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
There's a different way to deliver that information. Oh I'm
so sorry. I love to but I've got a responsibility
in here.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Yah. Yeah, And like the slams to my dad though,
like he could have just explained it to him.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
But he should have said to you him by myself,
Please don't kill your engine or el should batteries is
really going to be dead. But I know they got
a few guys down here that can do it.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Yeah, they're way for you. Let me call ahead. Yeah,
that's the way you handled it.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Why I'm surprised your dad didn't go okay and drive
over there.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Oh he thought about it. Yeah, he thought about it
because as we were leaving, he was like, are you
going to go back up there? And I said, are
you going to go back up there. Oh, we go
back up there together. And I was like, I was like,
are we gonna go press this man? And he looked
at me and he's like, I shouldn't, And I said,
you definitely shouldn't because my dad like has a very
hot temper, and if the guy had the guts to
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say that to him on the phone, lord knows what
he's gonna say in person, and that probably would end
up with my dad in handcuffs and in prison.
Speaker 10 (18:38):
Yeah, but you should still call whoever the district office is,
period district attorney.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
Sure, like whoever owns that location doesn't want that to
be the representation They have.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
That same exact thing. And that store was empty. Where's
the one that we got sent to?
Speaker 6 (18:53):
Was packed?
Speaker 5 (18:54):
And I was like that's pretty telling.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, that's this whole story. Is another reason I don't
drive an electric car.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I don't drive battery.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Hello, I think the gas car don't actually jump.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
I don't think I can jump an electric car.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
No, we don't have an engine. There's no engines, isn't
it under the car?
Speaker 9 (19:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Maybe there is a way.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
I am not versed on that, but I don't like,
like when you open the hood. It's a fronk. It's
not an engine.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
You watch your language in here, it's a front trunk.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Rich all right, all right, will pay for God? You're okay,
And we're not gonna say the name of the business.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
No, no, no, no, not yet until.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
They issue a formal apology. Until then, I'm canceling.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Wait, I'll get all my stories.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Nicole and Dominique, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
What's up, hey, guys.
Speaker 8 (19:55):
We just have a little We got a new.
Speaker 13 (19:57):
Touchphrase from you guys from your show, and we're surprised
you guys didn't pick up on it. It's hilarious, of course,
but I just want to know we.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Listened to you.
Speaker 13 (20:05):
We listened to you guys every morning on our way
to work. And a couple of weeks ago, on board
the Roses, I don't remember the people that were on it,
but we remember who the roses were sent to or
who the roses were going to be from, and it
was this girl called Quinn. This guy called his girlfriend
or whatever saying that she's been weird and you know,
(20:25):
something's been going on. He will see who she'd send.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
The flowers to.
Speaker 13 (20:29):
And she picked this, she said Quinn and her boyfriend's like, what,
who's Quinn whatever, And come to find out, she sat
him down, explained everything to this guy like I think
I'm into girl this and that you know, this isn't
really gonna go anywhere, pretty much telling him like she's
not interested, so he would just stuck on stupid, like
(20:51):
what who's Quinn? So then, anyways, at the end of
the segment, as you guys are saying goodbye, she says
like under her brush, she's like, Quinn wouldn't do this,
And so that is now our like catchphrase.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
That's what you like to talk to.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Our minds.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Cuts this off.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
We're like, Quinn wouldn't do this.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
It was so funny.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
We got to find it and play it, and we
also got to get that should be a catchphrase. We
start make John Dan rich T shirts John d T
shirts the back and say Quinn wouldn't do this and
get one. You buy one, you buy one, and then
when you wear it people, it's like we're part of
a club.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
But you know, you know Quinn, you're asking me crazy questions.
Speaker 9 (21:40):
On the radio.
Speaker 10 (21:41):
Uh is Quinn the person in the picture that you
sent me from the dressing room?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Is that who Quinn is?
Speaker 8 (21:49):
We talked about this.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Why are you acting confused? I I mean I didn't
know anything about women?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
What Jordan? I think you look at this all wrong.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
If it was ever a time in my life where
I was single and I'm dating and the girl I'm
dating says I want to explore with women, that would
be like winning the lottery, my friend, I'm.
Speaker 9 (22:10):
Not sticking around for that.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
Quinn's in the league.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
You know what?
Speaker 6 (22:14):
You know what?
Speaker 9 (22:15):
Quinn wouldn't do this.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I think I made Oh my gosh, that just made
my day. That made my day.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I'm looking at new shirt people. I'm gonna see if
I get a demo made right now.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
This is quin Win.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Do this, John d and Rich quin Win do this
and you guys get a free You guys get two
free ones as the founders. Yeah, well thanks for calling it.
Where do you guys work?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Oh we work at night transportation.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Oh that's so awesome. What is that?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Is that like limo service.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Time?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Weven work at night time.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
It's nice and I h T Yeah, oh gotcha?
Speaker 9 (22:57):
You know this?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Oh this am I I can't believe. I can't believe
you corrected us on how to spell it. You know
Quid wouldn't do this. All right, you guys have a
great day. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
You too, fine.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I have trivia for Peyton, Kyle, and Rich I'm calling this.
Are you smarter than a fifth grader? So this would
get us in the middle.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
School basically to middle school, guys.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Let's do it, Peyton. What is the capital of Italy?
Speaker 6 (23:42):
Italy?
Speaker 10 (23:43):
Friends?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Looking for Rome? Those are both countries.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
I would have also taken capital.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I man, maybe we just end the game right here
without Let's do Peyton.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
Smarter than Peyton.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Because you're not where you probably are.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Is pay and smarter than the fifth grade?
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Struggled in school? Obviously really hard.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Like even if you got it, can you name a
city in Italy outside of Rome?
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Sienna? What Sienna?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
That's Sienna?
Speaker 7 (24:16):
Vienna?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Vienna?
Speaker 6 (24:17):
You are close, you're thinking of Vienna?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Peyton? What gas do humans breathe to survive?
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Carbon monoxide?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Wrong? Look at for oxygen?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Carbon monoxide kills you?
Speaker 9 (24:31):
Doesn't?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah? All right, Peyton, we tried to break you down.
Are you smarter than the third grader?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
How many legs does the spider have?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
What is twelve multiplied by twelve. Yes's on what is
the freezing point of water in fahrenheit?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
In fahrenheit? Huh, I don't know, below zero?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Looking for you know the answer to that?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Thirty two thirty two, Peyton. What is the largest mammal
in the world? A mammal, the largest mammal.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
In the world?
Speaker 5 (25:06):
What, okay?
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Humans?
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Humans?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Peyton? What do you call a shape with five sides.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
That's a stop sign? No, shape of five sides? Hexagon?
Speaker 7 (25:26):
Pentagon?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Mother, I got it. Chadar School District and come take
away your middle school to blow up people excel.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
Peyton was a very gifted athlete.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Yeah, and I was a very gifted chatterbox. I got
in trouble all the time. There's out into hallways for
disruptions on the daily. Also, I didn't go to middle school.
I went to junior high.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
And you're emotionally wise, Peyton.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
What is which US state is known as the Sunshine
State Florida?
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
How many days are in a leap year?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
This one's always really hard.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
So there's three hundred and sixty five days in a year,
so three hundred and sixty six.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
What planet is closest to the sun. Who knows that everybody?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Umm, it's gotta be hot. Let's go with Mars.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Looking for mercury. How many hours are in a day?
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Twenty four?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
What is the first letter of the alphabet? Leave it there.
I'll just leave it there.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
It's such a dodge. Go to middle school? Can't you
get through the middle school?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Four seven? What's on your mind? Rich?
Speaker 10 (26:39):
There's a beautiful summer day yesterday, So everything's kind of
green outside and lush. And I walk out my front
door to get a package. And I look beyond the
front door and I see right smack dab in the
middle of the walkway that leads to my front door,
a big dead bird.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Bird.
Speaker 10 (27:03):
It looks like it's strategically placed there, Not like it
flew into a window, not like it was dropped by
a cat that was having it for a meal or
something like that, but a strategically placed dead bird.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
It made me think, is that good luck or bad luck?
And I'm afraid to look it up.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
There was strategically place that seems like somebody's trying to
tell you something.
Speaker 10 (27:24):
Well, maybe so, And I was afraid to look it up.
So I go and I walk a little closer to
the dead bird, and it definitely looked like it didn't
just drop dead there. It looked like it was placed there.
So I wonder is that some kind of bad omen
or is it a good luck meaning your future is
going to be bright? And I've been afraid to look
it up, so I forget. I'd come to her and ask, well, you.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Poo pooed the idea of a cat eating it as food.
But cats actually do kill animals as gifts, So perhaps
there is a cat in your neighborhood that's trying to
win your affection.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
It didn't look like it had be fallen in teeth barks.
It just look like it stopped living.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
Did you grab a microscope?
Speaker 6 (28:04):
I did not?
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Okay, well, what about this way? I know, like a
lot of people put out like rat poisons or poisons
or whatever to keep the insects away. Put a bird
maybe have dabbled in some poison and then walked its
way over.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Towards you, and then just I generally don't drop poison
in my.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Well, not you, but like a neighbor, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
Putting poison in my front yard, you better check your neighbors.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
You know, you know what they say.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Sometimes the animals know this stuff before the humans.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
Right, So if you look up dead bar, is it
good or bad?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm
gonna read a word for word. Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Finding a dead bird is rarely a sign of bad
luck or doom, but rather it is often interpreted symbolically
as a message of transition, significant change, or the end
of a life phase. While sometimes viewed as a warning
or a sign of lost innocence, many culture, seed is
a prompt to let go of old energy, transform or
experienced personal rebirth.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I think you're going to become a woman.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
Wow, congratulations, you were.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
So topical because the bird was there. I have to.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
You didn't want to before, but now you have to disclaimer.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
What if the bird appears to have died from a disease,
it is best to avoid contact and report it to
local wildlife authorities.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
You broke the law.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
I just grabbed a shovel and put it in the trash.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
And what kind of birdy was it?
Speaker 10 (29:30):
It looked like a like a big black like a crow.
It was light bird. Well, I don't know, I guess
we'll see, you.
Speaker 9 (29:41):
Know, we have.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
We came home from because we were traveling a lot.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
We came home and we have this dog, Bella that
we had for She's an amazing, beautiful dog, but birds
attack her for some reason and she takes him out
and I know it's I've had it on video before.
We see a bird flying down attack her and she
gets up boomp for her. And so we came home
and there was just thousands of feathers. Oh and I
think I think Bella knocks the birds out and then
(30:06):
Charlie eats it.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
Yeah. Yeah, well I definitely don't have my dog. Jango's
not attacking anything.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
Donkey Superhero Duo.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Yeah no, he's just taking a nap.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
If you got to comment, you a dead bird's good
look for bad?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
Like she was a text J j R.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
And whether it's good look or bad like the ninety
six eight ninety three. It's been a while, you guys,
do a little dog shot collar trivia.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
He played good.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
It's Friday and John a game for you.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Okay, this game, I'm calling Florida man, Florida.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Okay, Florida man or Florida fake. That's your answer. Now
it could be Florida woman or Florida fake. There's an
old internet joke that all crazy news stories are all
all happened in Florida. You've heard that, right, Yeah, Okay,
So I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the following story.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
You tell me.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
If it's real, you say Florida man. If it's fake,
you say Florida fake. And it's about a woman, you
say Florida woman. Rich Florida man arrested after driving car
in the ocean. Man says, not my fault the truck,
don't surf boy.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
That sure does sound classic Florida John Jay. I'm gonna say,
Florida man. It is a true story, Florida man. Happened
in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
The guy drove his truck in the ocean and during
his arrest was over her telling the deputies, not my fault, truck,
don't surf Okayton, Florida woman arrested after attempting to baptize
her boyfriend in a public fountain on their three month anniversary.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Florida Woman.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
That is Florida fake.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
A man started off rough Kyle, Florida.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Man detained after attempting to host unlicensed hot dog Eating
World Championship in the funeral home parking lot.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Florida man.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
That is Florida fake.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
No, I could see that happening though, No, I could
see it.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Florida man had hours long junk food feast inside a
closed Walgreens.
Speaker 10 (32:13):
Oh yeah, boy, that sounds very Florida too. I'm gonna
go Florida man. That is a true story. Florida man happened.
In July of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Peyton, Florida woman arrested after attempting to ride.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Aliqi alligator.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That is Florida fake.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
What No, that I guarante I don't arrest them for that.
Fine a Florida woman riding an alligator and.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
There letter, I'm just kidding, Kyle, Florida woman stormed the
Capitol in a scuba mask, searched.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
For in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
I mean, well, Florida woman, it's.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
True that happened, okay.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Lynn Marie Carrey, fifty six, traveled from Naples to DC
to participate in the effort to overturn the twenty twenty
presidential election. Rich Florida man takes on bizarre challenge of
eating raw chicken every day.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Well, he would probably be dead I'm gonna say, Florida fake.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That is Florida man. That happened. I remember playing the
eclips of the guy in the air.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
He filled himself eating slabs of row chicken and chugging
rygings for his four hundred thousand Instagram follows for a
few months.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
There's no word on how he's turned out.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
But yeah, he can't be doing well.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Peyton woman, Florida woman jailed after challenging cruise ship captain
to karaoke karaoke sing off on the intercom at two am.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
That doesn't see him like something you'd get arrested for.
She sounds like a hoot.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Fake it is fakey, Florida woman arrested at Port Everglades
attempting to board a cruise the fourteen bottles of wine
strapped to her body.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
Oh heck yeah, Florida man.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Woman, Florida fake.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Oh rich, Florida man buys a mask at a gas
station to burglarize the bank across the street.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
No, totally Florida man, Florida man, that's true.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Peyton, Florida woman arrests for attempting to pay court fees
with Cole's gift cards.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Florida Florida man.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
That's Florida fake.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Florida fa.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Just to help you out, When I say Florida woman,
that means the answer is either Florida woman or Florida fake.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
I say.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Kyle.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Florida woman arrested after fiance discovered she'd been putting prozac
and his protein shakes for fourteen months.
Speaker 10 (34:22):
Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
That is Florida fake.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
No, I feel like that literally happened.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Like I feel like I remember that headlight rich Florida
woman arrested after showing up to a city council meeting
in a Chewbacca costume to protest the new parking ordinance.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
God, I feel like I've seen that. Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Florida fake.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Oh, paying Florida man arrested after claiming he was kidnapped
by dolphins to build underwater Dolphin City.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Florida man.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
That is Florida fake. But isn't the trick question? The
story was reported in the mainstream media.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Bottle that sounded familiar, and that's.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
My fun little dogshot calling.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
I feel like we all lost.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
Let's see slow right.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
Yeah, I got that's a battle of Jeames the fam.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
I got the whole bird look your name.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
No, no, it's Friday and John just got a game
for you.