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Hello, Patrick, you're on theair. God morning. What do you
wish you to know about your dad? So my first date with's the woman
i'm married to. Now. Wewere at the mall and my dad took
off, went to go get somethingto eat or something to drink, and
we're walking around having a good time. He comes back and goes hey,
He's like, hey, what's up? And my wife and my wife now
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looks down at the shirt starts laughing. I look down and the shirt says,
I may be old. I lostmy hair, but I kept my
big wiener. That's what he's worriedat the mall. Yeah, oh Spencer,
sure, sure, sure you havegot to wear this shirt. Yeah.
We walked around all day with itand it was really embarrassing. Oh
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that's great, all right, brother, thank you, Thanks Patrick. Hi
John J. Rich, Good morning. My name is Plane. I.
I just has the greatest story aboutmy dad, let's hear it. So
we have to live with Hawaii onthe beach and my dad is obsessed with
basketball, and we had a tsunamiwarning where we had to evacuate. They
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were helicopters flying around and there werepups in the Culthadax telling everybody to leave,
and so my mom was having usgo our stuff together, and you
know, get the dogs in thecar and everybody in the car. And
my mom's like, okay, let'slet's go. We gotta go, and
my dad's like, go where.And she's like, we have to evacuate.
There's a tsunami coming. And mydad's like, this is game seven.
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I'm not leaving. And my mom'slike, we have to leave.
Don't you hear the helicopters and thecops out in the cold side. And
he's like, I'm not leaving.This is Game seven. It was the
Lakers and the Celtics. I can'tblame him right there. I did much
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bigger. So what happened? Y? Yeah? True? So we all
left and the mom's like, allright, your mouse. So if you
see the ocean getting sucked out,get on a bike and pedal real fast.
Thank you for calling in. Thanksfor sharing that with us. Thank
you, Tina. Hi. Whatdo you wish you to know about your
dad? I was about fifteen andI found some letters. We were piddling
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around in the basement and I foundsome food letters that my dad wrote to
my mom, and I told mysister about them, and they were so
gross and it was things that youprobably couldn't even repeat, but we were
laughing about it, and it justwas I could never look at my dad
and my mom the same way.Help me, like, describe something graphic
in the letter, but without tryingto use as friendly terms as you can.
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You would love to have her strawberry, I guess you want to say,
provocketed. Did he did he usethe word strawberry or you're using that
word I'm using it was? Itwas It was so awful to know that
our parents did that. Yeah,were your parents ever like affectionate in front
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of you and like your siblings andstuff like, did they ever do PDA
and stuff? They they you know, they showed us affection obviously, but
like kid seen and little stuff likethat. I remember, about seven years
old, my dad snacked my mom'sbutt and that's as far as I ever
saw anything. But once I foundthose letters, I was so disgusted.
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I understand completely for a reason.All right, Thanks Tina, Elizah,
good morning. What do you wishto know about your dad? Hi?
So I wish I didn't know,but my dad was that he actually married
the same woman that has a womanwith the same name as me. You
shouldn't know that, you just wish. Okay, I broke up with someone
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that had the same name as mysister's boyfriend. Because you like, why
you did I broke up? Iwas like you, I can't you,
Brittany, what do you wish youdidn't know about your dad? I wish
I didn't know that he was datingsomebody that was younger than I and have
the same name as me. Seemslike a theme. What's up with these
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messed up dads? Why is thatmessed up? You fall in love with
somebody can't help them their name,Like, think about it, like you're
having intimate moments and you're saying,technically, your daughter's with someone who's younger
than your daughter. It is probablynot weird for him. It's just weird
you say you say Kadeem's name whenyou guys are intimate. I think they
say that movies a lot. Idon't think we ever say names. I
never say names. I don't know. Actually, it's a really good question.
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I don't know if I do.Still, yeah, like that's still
kind of gross to think about it. You know, if you're the kid,
it's even weirder exactly. It's likehe probably could care less. Hopefully
he just calls her like, benot, Brittany in my house. You're
getting intimate, and it's like doesthat feel good? Why does that feel
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good? What? I'm sorry,and then just ruins the moment. But
anyway, Brittany, Yeah, that'spretty wild. Yeah, it's really gross,
and it's we don't talk very much, so it's good, but it's
still very weird. Yeah, itis. It is. Thanks for calling
it. Thank you for listening.Of course, if you have any other
ones if she was a call eightseven seven nine seven one four seven or
DM John J. Vannes. First, it's John Jay and Rich. Good
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morning, Lucky, Good morning.Father's Day is Sunday. We understand you
got the dad joke of the year. Oh my gosh. Well you know,
have you heard about the patient withthe peekaboo incident? No? Yeah,
well he ended up in the ICU. Yeah that's good. Oh yeah,
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it's actually pretty solid. You know, I actually said that I worked
at a hospital and actually said thatto one of the basing care assistants in
the hallway, and she actually thoughtit was serious and says what happened and
then I delivered the finest line.It was just perfect, and I got
to do a foot shout my it'smy my nephew, Aiden's birthday today.
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He just turned ten, and Iget to tell a dad joke and this
is just awesome. I love youguys. Pickaboo, Aiden, pickaboo.
I see you, picaboo. Thankslike you have a great day. Thanks
for listening. Hey, thanks somuch, you guys,