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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yvonne, thank you for holding what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Thanks? So basically I managed the calendars at my work,
and basically I handle everyone's schedules, like including my bosses,
and I'm going through his calendar today and just minding
my business. I see an interview scheduled for this afternoon
and it's for my position.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I'm looking for it on there, knowing that's part of
your job.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Or does he not really realize that is.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Part of your job?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I think he's like oblivious. I don't know, but as
far as I know, we're not hiring for my rolement, right.
I thought about doing that, But I'm like, is this
someone finding out that I'm getting replaced? I mean, like,
am I getting fired via Google calendar?
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I mean because there was like no heads up, no warning,
you know. So I am trying really hard not to panic.
I've been like kind of trying to scroll indeed this
morn learn just to see if I see anything. And
I'm kind of like you, thinking like do I cancel
the meeting? Do I just show up to the interview
and be like, oh, hey, didn't I was getting replaced today?
(01:10):
What do I even do?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Now, is there a way if you try to if
I try to use Kyle's phrase, you're looking at this
all wrong. Could it not mean that maybe you're getting
promoted and you don't know it yet. Can you be
promoted in your job?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I mean, I guess technically I could, But it's just
I would be really really surprised because I haven't been
in this role that long.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
And is there any way that you have the type
of sense of humor or someone has a sense humor?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It could be a joke because I used to do
that to people.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's terrible.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I used to back in the day when I was
in college.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
I worked at the check cashing place and I worked
in the home office a lot, and I would see
the schedules for the week and they would fax out
their people's schedule, and there was this rude lady named Lorraine,
and I would take white out and white out her
name so she would see her name on the schedule
and she would think that she was fired. I love
that she thought she was.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Getting fired or along those lines.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Couldn't be her boss trying to get her to do
a better job because he knows that, And then maybe
we're harder, I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I mean, I don't know. I feel like my boss
is just not smart enough to like nake it a joke,
like I don't even think.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That's why you get replaced. You're putting him.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Down if you're paranoid, like you know, we're in radio,
we're always paranoid. I remember one one day when we
came into not John J and I, but I was
at a different radio station and the mics were up higher,
and I said, the new guy must be tall. Turns
out the new guy was solved. No, No, I mean
(02:48):
it's good to be paranoid, you know what.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I think probably the most mature, responsible thing to do
would just be to go into your boss and be like, hey,
I just noticed this on your calendar. I wanted to
confirm that you really wanted this, that disappointment and is
something you want on there. Also, you know, is there
anything that I can do in my job to help
you more or you know?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Right? Okay, all right, you guys, I'm giving me the
confidence you can do it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Thanks for calling in, Thank you, God bless bye Van.
Call us next week, see if you still have a job. Okay, bye.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Thinks you know when it gets to last pall and
all those dudes just kind of start creeping up on you.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So give them the judging and Rich drunk dial.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Line six two eighty eight, nineteen thirty three.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Sound play a game. We're gonna play. One of us
is Lyne. We got seer World tickets on the line.
Four tickets to SeaWorld It. We'll do it every day
at this time this week. Anna, good morning. You are
our contestant. How are you?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I'm great, how are you guys?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Good morning. So we're gonna play. One of us is lying.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
That means every single one of us has a story
to tell you. All the stories are true, except for one.
One of us is lying. Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Rich, what's your story? Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
So John Jayeaer are going to our old station. We're
still on their carecue, but the actual station is being demolished,
and we're going to pick up a bunch of old
John Jay and Rich stuff, you know, things like posters,
old tapes, memorabilia. But one of the things that we're
looking for is we were sitting down one time doing
an interview with Rhianna, waiting to go live, and she
(04:23):
took a sharpie on this tablecloth and she drew hand
drew a picture of me that looks just like me,
and we've been looking for it for the past six years,
and we're hoping to find that in the next day
or so, because that's got to be worth something now,
whereas maybe when she drew it, when you know, pund
a replay came out not as big of a deal.
But now it is art that we are looking for.
(04:43):
We're going down to check that out in the next
few days. That's my story. Okay, okay, how about Kyle.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Okay, So in college, I actually worked a cocktail waitress
at this place called Saki's. It's not open anymore, but
one day a couple of my coworkers were like, we're
going skydiving. Let's go, And so after work that day
we went skydiving. I did not tell either one of
my parents. Went up into a plane ten thousand feet
(05:12):
in the air and like went tandem jump, and the
guy in the air, as we're literally free.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Falling, says, pull the cord. I try to pull the cord.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I try to pull the cord and I can't get it,
and so he has to take my hand, put it
on the cord and then go and he's like a
couple more seconds that would have.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Been really bad.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Oh No, anyway, it was we were safe.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Obviously, I landed.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I'm still here and I called my dad afterwards and
he was so mad at me. But I was like,
I had such a like hit of adrenaline because like,
we just jumped out of a plane.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
We made it was amazing.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I couldn't pull the cord, could have almost died, but
I didn't, which was pretty amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's my story. Okay, my story, say is a good boy, girl,
boy girl.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
My story is yesterday, I tried to save a mom
dog and her nine puppies and I got attacked by
a camel, A live camel, a giant camel.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's my story. Peyton, your story.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
My story is over the weekend. On Friday, I went
to the Phoenix Mercury game and across the way was
James Hardenson in court side, which was crazy to see,
but to our right. I looked over and my boyfriend
was like, dude, that's Gary Payton over there, and I'm
named after Gary Payton. So I'm like, whoa, Okay, I
gotta get Gary Payton's attention. So I scream in the
middle of the Mercury game. Gary Payn, I'm named after you,
(06:34):
and he turned around. He came up and we had
like a little ten minute talk and he denied taking
a picture with me.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You don't look like a Gary. My name was not Gary.
So your story is that he denied the picture with you.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
He yeah, okay, And all of our stories are true,
but one of us is like, okay.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
So the first time, that kind of sounds like a lie.
With the camel story, John Jay, No.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
My story is absolutely true, and I have it on video.
It's posted, it's posted on the Instagram. It's a big
camel and it happened yesterday. It is the craziest Yesterday
was the craziest day. One of the top crazy ads
of my life. One of our love pup fosters. She
has camels zebras and she lives like in my neighborhood.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't know, dude.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
I thought all thought about it is like if I
post this video, are the are the HBO people gonna
do camel crazy? Chip crazy? And that's her second camel.
She had a camel for twenty five years and it
died and she got another camel. This Campbell's three years old.
And she's had this as he was born.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Big camera, like, how do you get a camel because
it's like towering above your head and you're a pretty
tall guy.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
But it starts and then the guy, the husband's like,
put your arm in the Campbell's mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
The teeth.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
The teeth are not that sharp and he doesn't really
bite that much. But when he does bite, he breaks
his skin and he puts his arm in the Kemel's mouth.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
He goes, do it. I go, I'm not gonna do that.
Why would I do that?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I have no, that's like silly anyway, No, my story's true.
So you've got rich and Rihanna, You've got Kyle skydiving,
and you've got Peyton named.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
After Gary.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Kryle skydiron.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That story is one hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Do you have video of that? By the way, I
would love to see that. I have so much respect
for people to jump out of airplane.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
So I do think we paid for the video expensive.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Okay, Okay, So now you're left with Rihanna and Gary Payton.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Rihanna, that story one hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Adam, you might be the worst player to stay.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
We've never heard three strikes.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Okay, So that means Peyton's story is a fake one.
But I saw on your Instagram. I saw you post
James Harden and I saw you post Gary Payton.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
But Garry Peyton next to my introvert boyfriend and bringing
attention to us.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
God, no, I would never do that to him.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
If Gary Payton never denied a picture. I actually met
him when I was younger. I was like six or
seven and walked up to him at a basketball game.
I was like, I'm named after you, and he denied
a picture of everybody except for me.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I got a po okay, okay, good.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I'm surprised you didn't say something because I mean you
yelled at MGK. I did you yelled at a bunch,
yelled at a rod when he broke up with j H.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
I wasn't with Kadeen during those times. If I would
have yelled at a basketball game in front of him,
oh my gosh, I'm pretty sure he would probably leave.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Me one of those shoes with me.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
And I was like, Peyton, yell at a rod, Peyton, Yale,
go just.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Do it well. And I you didn't win.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
You didn't win if the game, but but we'll give
you the tickets to see him
Yvonne, thank you for holding what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Thanks? So basically I managed the calendars at my work,
and basically I handle everyone's schedules, like including my bosses,
and I'm going through his calendar today and just minding
my business. I see an interview scheduled for this afternoon
and it's for my position.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I'm looking for it on there, knowing that's part of
your job.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Or does he not really realize that is.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Part of your job?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I think he's like oblivious. I don't know, but as
far as I know, we're not hiring for my rolement, right.
I thought about doing that, But I'm like, is this
someone finding out that I'm getting replaced? I mean, like,
am I getting fired via Google calendar?
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I mean because there was like no heads up, no warning,
you know. So I am trying really hard not to panic.
I've been like kind of trying to scroll indeed this
morn learn just to see if I see anything. And
I'm kind of like you, thinking like do I cancel
the meeting? Do I just show up to the interview
and be like, oh, hey, didn't I was getting replaced today?
(01:10):
What do I even do?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Now, is there a way if you try to if
I try to use Kyle's phrase, you're looking at this
all wrong. Could it not mean that maybe you're getting
promoted and you don't know it yet. Can you be
promoted in your job?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I mean, I guess technically I could, But it's just
I would be really really surprised because I haven't been
in this role that long.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
And is there any way that you have the type
of sense of humor or someone has a sense humor?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It could be a joke because I used to do
that to people.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's terrible.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I used to back in the day when I was
in college.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
I worked at the check cashing place and I worked
in the home office a lot, and I would see
the schedules for the week and they would fax out
their people's schedule, and there was this rude lady named Lorraine,
and I would take white out and white out her
name so she would see her name on the schedule
and she would think that she was fired. I love
that she thought she was.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Getting fired or along those lines.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Couldn't be her boss trying to get her to do
a better job because he knows that, And then maybe
we're harder, I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I mean, I don't know. I feel like my boss
is just not smart enough to like nake it a joke,
like I don't even think.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That's why you get replaced. You're putting him.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Down if you're paranoid, like you know, we're in radio,
we're always paranoid. I remember one one day when we
came into not John J and I, but I was
at a different radio station and the mics were up higher,
and I said, the new guy must be tall. Turns
out the new guy was solved. No, No, I mean
(02:48):
it's good to be paranoid, you know what.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I think probably the most mature, responsible thing to do
would just be to go into your boss and be like, hey,
I just noticed this on your calendar. I wanted to
confirm that you really wanted this, that disappointment and is
something you want on there. Also, you know, is there
anything that I can do in my job to help
you more or you know?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Right? Okay, all right, you guys, I'm giving me the
confidence you can do it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Thanks for calling in, Thank you, God bless bye Van.
Call us next week, see if you still have a job. Okay, bye.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Thinks you know when it gets to last pall and
all those dudes just kind of start creeping up on you.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So give them the judging and Rich drunk dial.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Line six two eighty eight, nineteen thirty three.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Sound play a game. We're gonna play. One of us
is Lyne. We got seer World tickets on the line.
Four tickets to SeaWorld It. We'll do it every day
at this time this week. Anna, good morning. You are
our contestant. How are you?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I'm great, how are you guys?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Good morning. So we're gonna play. One of us is lying.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
That means every single one of us has a story
to tell you. All the stories are true, except for one.
One of us is lying. Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Rich, what's your story? Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
So John Jayeaer are going to our old station. We're
still on their carecue, but the actual station is being demolished,
and we're going to pick up a bunch of old
John Jay and Rich stuff, you know, things like posters,
old tapes, memorabilia. But one of the things that we're
looking for is we were sitting down one time doing
an interview with Rhianna, waiting to go live, and she
(04:23):
took a sharpie on this tablecloth and she drew hand
drew a picture of me that looks just like me,
and we've been looking for it for the past six years,
and we're hoping to find that in the next day
or so, because that's got to be worth something now,
whereas maybe when she drew it, when you know, pund
a replay came out not as big of a deal.
But now it is art that we are looking for.
(04:43):
We're going down to check that out in the next
few days. That's my story. Okay, okay, how about Kyle.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Okay, So in college, I actually worked a cocktail waitress
at this place called Saki's. It's not open anymore, but
one day a couple of my coworkers were like, we're
going skydiving. Let's go, And so after work that day
we went skydiving. I did not tell either one of
my parents. Went up into a plane ten thousand feet
(05:12):
in the air and like went tandem jump, and the
guy in the air, as we're literally free.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Falling, says, pull the cord. I try to pull the cord.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I try to pull the cord and I can't get it,
and so he has to take my hand, put it
on the cord and then go and he's like a
couple more seconds that would have.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Been really bad.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Oh No, anyway, it was we were safe.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Obviously, I landed.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I'm still here and I called my dad afterwards and
he was so mad at me. But I was like,
I had such a like hit of adrenaline because like,
we just jumped out of a plane.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
We made it was amazing.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I couldn't pull the cord, could have almost died, but
I didn't, which was pretty amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's my story. Okay, my story, say is a good boy, girl,
boy girl.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
My story is yesterday, I tried to save a mom
dog and her nine puppies and I got attacked by
a camel, A live camel, a giant camel.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's my story. Peyton, your story.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
My story is over the weekend. On Friday, I went
to the Phoenix Mercury game and across the way was
James Hardenson in court side, which was crazy to see,
but to our right. I looked over and my boyfriend
was like, dude, that's Gary Payton over there, and I'm
named after Gary Payton. So I'm like, whoa, Okay, I
gotta get Gary Payton's attention. So I scream in the
middle of the Mercury game. Gary Payn, I'm named after you,
(06:34):
and he turned around. He came up and we had
like a little ten minute talk and he denied taking
a picture with me.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You don't look like a Gary. My name was not Gary.
So your story is that he denied the picture with you.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
He yeah, okay, And all of our stories are true,
but one of us is like, okay.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
So the first time, that kind of sounds like a lie.
With the camel story, John Jay, No.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
My story is absolutely true, and I have it on video.
It's posted, it's posted on the Instagram. It's a big
camel and it happened yesterday. It is the craziest Yesterday
was the craziest day. One of the top crazy ads
of my life. One of our love pup fosters. She
has camels zebras and she lives like in my neighborhood.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't know, dude.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
I thought all thought about it is like if I
post this video, are the are the HBO people gonna
do camel crazy? Chip crazy? And that's her second camel.
She had a camel for twenty five years and it
died and she got another camel. This Campbell's three years old.
And she's had this as he was born.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Big camera, like, how do you get a camel because
it's like towering above your head and you're a pretty
tall guy.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
But it starts and then the guy, the husband's like,
put your arm in the Campbell's mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
The teeth.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
The teeth are not that sharp and he doesn't really
bite that much. But when he does bite, he breaks
his skin and he puts his arm in the Kemel's mouth.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
He goes, do it. I go, I'm not gonna do that.
Why would I do that?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I have no, that's like silly anyway, No, my story's true.
So you've got rich and Rihanna, You've got Kyle skydiving,
and you've got Peyton named.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
After Gary.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Kryle skydiron.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That story is one hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Do you have video of that? By the way, I
would love to see that. I have so much respect
for people to jump out of airplane.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
So I do think we paid for the video expensive.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Okay, Okay, So now you're left with Rihanna and Gary Payton.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Rihanna, that story one hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Adam, you might be the worst player to stay.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
We've never heard three strikes.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Okay, So that means Peyton's story is a fake one.
But I saw on your Instagram. I saw you post
James Harden and I saw you post Gary Payton.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
But Garry Peyton next to my introvert boyfriend and bringing
attention to us.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
God, no, I would never do that to him.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
If Gary Payton never denied a picture. I actually met
him when I was younger. I was like six or
seven and walked up to him at a basketball game.
I was like, I'm named after you, and he denied
a picture of everybody except for me.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I got a po okay, okay, good.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I'm surprised you didn't say something because I mean you
yelled at MGK. I did you yelled at a bunch,
yelled at a rod when he broke up with j H.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
I wasn't with Kadeen during those times. If I would
have yelled at a basketball game in front of him,
oh my gosh, I'm pretty sure he would probably leave.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Me one of those shoes with me.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
And I was like, Peyton, yell at a rod, Peyton, Yale,
go just.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Do it well. And I you didn't win.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
You didn't win if the game, but but we'll give
you the tickets to see him
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