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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood to you.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thank you for listening to.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Air on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
There's Zara Larson midnight sim she's gonna be doing the
Olum release party in the iHeart Theater tonight on Kiss
six o'clock. All right, guys, all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, this is what we do.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I got some things planned, I got some things unplanned.
But good morning, I have one of the things I didn't.
I don't know, like I didn't sleep as perfect as
I wanted to, But I was fine with it because
I was excited for my coffee and I got up
and I made my coffee and then I got in
the tub for seven minutes. I took a bath before
(00:43):
this this morning. I've never done that in the history
of hosting this show.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I've gotten in a bathtub at that time before doing that.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Well, how do you feel now since you did something
out of the norm?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I have to say I feel pretty good. Changing it
up was like, you know what you don't You don't
need to think that that's not okay to do. It's
kind of like I used to feel as if I
could not watch a show in the afternoon if I
had time off.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yes, I know that.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
It's it's called daylight something, daylight guilt.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
D daylight guilt. Yeah, yeah, because your brain is like, wait,
it's three pm. I can only watch something right before
I go to sleep at night because I got to
do something during the day hours to make the day
hours productive. Yeah that is not great. I mean it
is great at some point in your life, but it's
not great to carry forever. So I said, you know what,
I'm not dging. I'm getting the tough this morn now.
(01:39):
How to set the alarm for seven minutes because I
couldn't get like soaked in right. But it it set
the tone for what's going to be a great morning
with me, with you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Chill vibe love that for us?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, I did this for you for me.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
It's somebody that you have that I like whenever I
if I wake up on the weekend and I watch
a TV show in the morning, I feel so.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Like, but don't you know people that are there sometimes
they're like, you know what we should do? Watch a
movie at nine am? You watch a movie at nine am.
That's not that really, that seems so reverenced.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm doing that.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, only if it rains. I can't do it if.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's nice, Oh no.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Only if it's rainy and windy.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yes, oh no, I can matter.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Michael calls me a vampire, like I'll close all the
blinds and just I'll watch a movie nine.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Am on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh gosh, I'm scared. Yeah, it's the best wind gusts
the case. Anyway, Hi, good morning, Ryan's Roses, free gas
and I'm paying your bills. Just one of two point
seven Kiss FM, Fat Joe and Ashanti Dodger tickets in
a few and also guys Chewing Martinetes is out live
again this morning. He's in West Covina with free gas,
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so we'll tell you more about the gas station. Basically,
if you're going to get gas before seven in West Covina,
he may be at your station and buying your gas.
So if you see a guy lurking in a Dodger cap,
that is chewy and he's gonna fill up your tank
of gas and pay for it. All good stuff. Just
trying to handle it. Uh okay, So Siciny, you were
(03:13):
telling us just quickly that song was any but you're
telling us about your cum quat tree crisis.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What are the rules with someone going onto your yard
and stealing fruit off your tree.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Can you tell me? I don't what is the difference
in a tangerine and a kum quote.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The kumquat is like a little bit bigger than a
grape probably, and they're sour and sweet at the same time.
You ate them, Yeah, you just popped the whole thing
in your muth like it's almost like a sour burst.
Like I don't even know how to describe it. But
they are delicious. They came with the house. We bought
this house like three years ago, and so I've never
even had really tasted cumquats until I hat.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Now I have them, and they're full citrus bloom right now.
The tree is like amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So what's happening? Your neighbors are pulling them off.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
The I don't didn't care if my neighbors came over,
because I love my neighbors and I would.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
These are randoms. These are randos that are coming through
with their dogs and you don't know you and you're
walking onto my first of all, like you're letting your
dog go on my Yes, you pick up after them, fine,
but then you're walking up to the trees by my
front door, like I feel very aggressive.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Are you saying to me that people are getting in
their cars from West Covina and driving to the valley
because they want a free farmer's market?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And I know people that do this because it's very
common in my neighborhood. Yes, because our neighborhood has like
hills and stuff on certain streets, so they like.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It in your neighborhood is one thing. But are you
telling me that individuals are premeditating this trip and going
and stealing your fruits and then going to someone else's
avocado tree afterwards?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They do after an avocado tree too, avocado's are done.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
If you watch friends and neighbors, but you don't steal,
you wouldn't steal both. John Ham doesn't steal everything. He
steals one thing and hope that he hasn't get caught
with the one thing he wouldn't get. He wouldn't take.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You know, the com quats and the avocados are in
the backyard. That was that's full on trespassing. But I
guess technically this is still trespassing. You're on my property.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Why why so much anger?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Can we get something like you want.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, I can bring you a basket of abaquats.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, where's the avocados that I told you?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Rosie took them all?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
She took them to her house and they're gone.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Rosie, you can send a couple here. I mean it
has been.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Fifteen t I actually went to go check and see
if there's any more, and there's none. Like she literally
completely fucked all the avocados off that I think.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I think. Look, the answer to this is the more
festery you get about it, the more festery you've become
a condition.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You know what you're I don't let it go.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Why does make a sign and put a sign in
front of the tree, Please don't touch my km quat.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I don't want toe out of my com quats. True
Martinez on Whiskerman, I gotta get him on the air.
He's at a gas station with free gas. Next she
had a carboner. It's a kiss, all right. So here's
the drill. We have free gas Friday tomorrow. That means
when you win the free gas here by calling in,
I will qualify you to get your free gas for
a year. This morning, Chewi is just popping into different
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gas stations all over southern California this morning. It's West Covina.
He is there at the gas station. He'll look you
in the eye, he'll gently approach, and then he'll buy
your gas. So don't be frightened, right, Jue, where are.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
You basically a grizzly bear in the wilderness. Yes, we're
Silvina Parkway and Sensett Avenue. I'm here at the Shell station.
One brother, Morgan, Morgan's here. He was a little surprised,
but he's happy now because my men's Brian. You you're
buying his gas? Once does he's up to you.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
All right, let's go Brian.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Hey Morgan, what are you up to this morning? I
was just running.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Around doing some errands, you know, and then just popped
in at the gas station, and you know, it was
a huge surprise.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, well that's the idea. I think that's the fun
of it all is. You don't know. We're going to
be at the Shell at West Covina Avenue. And thank
you so much Morgan for coming and saying hello to us.
We appreciate it. Yeah, we're gonna get you to print
on you. You've been on my shows, been on your.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Show, like a little while in the past.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, really we grew up together.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I was, I was.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I was just on like in.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
The crowd and uh and and the audience which show,
Oh the show, like I want to say, it was like,
you know, it's been over a decade already, but I
on the show.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, all right, all right, the show. I don't know
what show. All right, Well that was a great show.
There's one of my favorite episodes. Hey, we got the
premium for you. We're filling up your tank. Enjoy it.
Thank you, Morgan, Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
You know, God blessed.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yep, you too, Bro, appreciate you. Man, Chewey, you are
picking some great, great people to fill up their tanks.
I appreciate that absolutely.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Man over here with the people, baby.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
All right, so here's the drill, Chewey, you got some time.
We go ahead and take care of some uh tanks there.
We're gonna get to Ryan's roses and then come back
to you West Covene.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
All right, perfect, We'll be at portals while you're doing that.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
It's right across the street.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
I'm gonna get my potato ball on.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
All right, how I asked him how he picks the
gas stations, and I realized that they're fast from Baker's
thanks too. He talked to kiss Quote of the day next,
Why don't two point seven kiss FM? As you're putting
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and if I press them those little spots, you know,
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Speaker 3 (08:39):
That connect all your organs, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
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the shoes that do the most damage to your feet
not surprisingly high heels. If you're about to wear your
ballet flats today.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Don't oh yeah, no bad?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh god? And flip flops support so bad bad? Today's quote?
Are you a quote person? Well, you don't have a
book of quotes next to my bed from where this comes?
How could the pressure of the silence here?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, I'm on the edge of my stool.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
How can you be ahead or behind in life when
you're moving on a path that only you can take?
Like you can't I'll see after speaking to me, Well,
I am speaking to you. I've been trying to speak
to you for a year. Headline FM headlines well.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
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Speaker 2 (10:28):
Two twenty seven. Because if Ham, that's Tove Low and habits.
It's Ryan Seacrest and Siciny and Tanya and intered Sophia
in the back room. Shout out to Ruby in the
back room this morning.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Oh my gosh, thank you, Jane and lots of love.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Jan We say hi. So it's never had phones on. Hey,
she can come in, Jen tiptoe.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
In how she's being really courteous about the door because
you know that door slams hard, it does does it?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah? Yes, you would call it out. What I yes.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Me to call something out? It seems unnatural.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
It is like slams.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
All right, I'll take your word. So let's go to
Liz in Echo Park. So Liz first, then we pay
your bills. Then it's Ryan's roses, her ex trying to
hook up and her ex is married and she wants
to tell the new wife. Anyway, that's coming Liz Echo Park.
So shifting gears. Your friend wants to name their baby
a name you don't approve of? Correct, Yes, okay, what
(11:28):
is that name?
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Okay? Well, yeah, one of my close friends is pregnant.
She's having a boy. She just told me the name,
and I tried to hide it my disappointment, but it is.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
They want to name him wolf Wolf.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Let it be.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
But do you have approval rights on naming of a
friend's baby.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
I mean, it's a really close friend, and so I
feel like I could say something, but I don't want
to hurt her feelings. But I think she already knows
how I feel because my face just said it all.
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
So uh yeah, I mean, do you know any wolfs wolf?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Not Wolf's wolf?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Do you don't hear wolves? Wolf? Blitzer. There's a wolf.
That's only wolf. I know, Uh, I mean it's kind
of cool. I don't. Yeah, I don't have like this
real pushback issue with wolf.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
It's not wolf.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
That's well, I think I was raised to say wolf.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
That alone. We should tell.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
This woman so that people test that she knows that
people are gonna be calling it wolf.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, people who don't pronounce the l there are raised
where I was. They don't. They say wolf like milk,
I mean.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Milk, A mouthful of marble milk.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I mean name could be milk. That'd be worse.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
This is not your set. You can't say anything.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You just have to know you can't. Yeah, this is
their way, Like, don't you have enough? She's for yourself.
Then worried about this.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
An opinion. It's her best friend.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It's her best friend. Let her best friend be glorious
about this.
Speaker 8 (13:10):
I know. I just don't want them to get bullied
in school, you know, and like maybe I could just support.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Her, didn't. This happen to one of the Jenners, Well, Kylie,
she named the baby wolf and then regretted it.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, now she named it air she did, she changed it?
Speaker 8 (13:27):
Yeah, Yeah, she changed she knew, you know.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Maybe send her that story. It's it's online, it's like
years old.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
That's a really good idea. Actually, that's a really good
idea because then I can can kind of be like
passive aggressive. I could just be like, oh, look, that's funny,
you know, but maybe give her the idea that maybe
she should change it too, right.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Like, she's got a lot of hormones running through her
right now, so.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Let's not be that ever. And there's there's two columns
in life. There's why P and NYP this is not
your problem and hYP You got enough YPS. I'm sure
on the other side of the deal, thank you, Liz, Yeah,
you're probably right, all right, Right, look at the ledger.
Look at the ledger. YEP, your problems straight line down
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the page. NYPS, not your problems. This is life one
or the other. My YP lists got plenty on. I
don't need to deal with NYP.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
What about the O column? What's the opinions?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I didn't make a try column. I made a column.
Kiss that all right? See christ here the Ryan's Roses
is coming in a minute, and it is complex and layered.
First though, Tanya with the training report, go ahead, okay.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
So, Kendall Jenner and Jacob Alordie have reportedly been friends
since early February, and the world only caught up at Coachella,
so if you you remember they were caught like they
were reportedly, Dumois reported that they were kissing at Justin
Bieber's after party after Coachella, but Kendall and Jacob have
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actually been friends for years. He was even at her
birthday party in Paris back in twenty twenty two. So
Kylie Jenner Kendall's sister. Sources are saying that Kylie was
around Jacob a lot because Timothy, her boyfriend Timothy Shallomey,
was doing Award season with Jacob Alordi, like they were
nominated for Marti Supreme and Frankensein, So they were kind
of like hob nobbing throughout the whole award season, and
(15:29):
Kylie basically turned to Kendall and said, girl, get on
it date this guy already. And it works out they
were spotted all over each other at Justin Bieber's after party,
and so I just kind of was like, oh, that's
so cute that Kylie really like pushed her, said I
feel like you guys would be good together. I mean,
I don't know if they're dating. We don't really know
what's going on with them as at the moment. But
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it got me thinking about like people in your life
trying to push you in the right direction.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
They're right, So that's that.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Ah. You know when someone in your life says the
funny thing is and then they tell you what the
funny thing is, which is never funny. Tanya's version, as
it got me thinking, Chiles is never funny, but it's
always very very like pointed at usually me because she
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has taken upon herself to try and set me up
in the past, oh multiple times, and she's trying to say, hey,
look at this story. I was right. That's what Tany's
basically saying, the funny thing is. That's what she was saying, My.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Sister set me up and it worked.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
See Okay, but that's it worked for her. It didn't work.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I'm basically like a sister.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Okay, Well, get us into Justin Bieber's after party, whoever
it is. I'm gonna be set up. Yeah, I would
like to be. We're getting Ryan's thank you Sisiny, it's
kiss right now. It's time for Ryan's roses. Let me
bring in Victoria in Norwalk. So, Victoria, thanks for coming
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on with us. I appreciate that. H you say that
you are divorced and your ex husband's trying to hook
up with you. He's been trying to do this for months,
and you told his new wife, but she does not
believe you. So let's start there. What do you say
to his new wife so she's.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Not believing me? For it's some background. We've been we
were married for eleven years, we've been divorced for three
and he's got a twelve year old daughter together. We
divorced two years ago because they found out he cheated
on me, so I left him. Obviously, we have had
to remain in touched because we have a child together.
But every time he comes by to get our daughter
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and drop ros, he kind of lingers.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
All right, let me just say, so he cheated on you,
and now I'm just trying to get clarity. He cheated
on you. Now he's trying to cheat on her with you.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
Yeah, right, Ever, daughter goes to her room, he tries
to kiss me.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Really, but he cheated on you. Now he's trying to
cheat on his new wife with you. Is that correct?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (18:02):
Yeah, exactly, and so I got s up. I told
current wife she doesn't believe me. So I'm just trying
to babotage his marriage because our spell apart.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
So what are we going to do if we call
him and offer him roses?
Speaker 9 (18:17):
Well, I'm going to use Ryan's roses, so I know
he's gonna send those flowers to me. That way I
can prove it to her.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Oh, she wants to send to his current life.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I understand. Okay, hold on one second, we'll get into
that next. Here FM. The only thing is I think
that his new wife is saying she has believe her Victoria.
But she probably does, so let's go next. Listen to this.
It's all bad. It's Ryan's roses. We're about to make
a call to Victoria's ex husband. Victoria was married, he
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cheated on Victoria, they got divorced, that husband got remarried,
and now that the same husband is trying to cheat
on his new wife with Victoria, the ex wife he
already cheated on. There's a pattern of not good with
this dude.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Cheater, cheater.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
What Victoria is saying is that, look, I've already been burnt,
but hey, new wife, you should know that he's trying
to hit on me and cheat on you. And Victoria's saying,
the new wife isn't hearing.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
It, right, She's in denial.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Right, That's where we are. So Victoria, we are going
to try and get you the proof that he's thinking
about you with these roses his ex wife while he's
currently married to someone else. What's her name, the new wife.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
Her name's Jessica.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Okay, So we're going to offer him the roses, find
out who he's thinking about, and then you'll have your proof.
You'll have your proof. I need you to say, Ryan,
you have my permission to call, and then his name.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Go ahead, Yeah, Ryan, you have my permission to call.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Here we go be very quiet, let's see what we
can find out.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Hello, Hi, can I seek to Jacob Please?
Speaker 5 (20:21):
This is Jacob.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Hi Jacab. My name is Frankie. I'm calling from the
Friendly Flores. How are you doing this morning?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I'm good, great.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I'm calling because we're offering a free promotion. It's a
dozen red roses that you can send to anybody that
you'd like.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I would just need the name of the person.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah, I just need the name of the person and
we can do a note I can have them delivered
today or if a different day is better for you.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Uh did Victoria fa up to this?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I don't know who Victoria is.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I'm just trying to promote my business, and we asked
that if you do like our arrangements, you come back
as a customer one day.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
All right? Yeah, I think if my ex wife on
the line seems a little sketch.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
How would she be on the line.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
I don't know. I just I have a feeling I
don't trust this. It just seems some kind of like
staged or something.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Why why would you do that?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Because I don't I don't trust her. I don't. People
just don't ranly call call you anymore and stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Do you want to send the flowers to your wife?
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Now?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Yeah? Go ahead, send them?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, send them to their great, we can do that.
What do you want to put on the card?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Just I just leave him, leave a blank.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I don't know, Jacob, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Your voice is being broadcast on the radio, and I've
got your wife Victoria on the line. You know why
we're calling? Yeah, Well, exactly, because you're trying to cheat
on your current wife, Jessica with your ex wife. Bro,
it is a pattern.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I can't believe you guys saw over this. We're not
even married. I don't know, like, I don't know what
she's trying to prove.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
What do you mean you're not even married? You're not
married to Jessica.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Oh Jessica. Yeah, I married Jessica. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Okay, then Victoria's telling me that you're trying to hook
up with her.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
No, no, that's did you make it up?
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Let me, let me tell you what's going on.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
All right?
Speaker 7 (22:25):
Every time I.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Drop off our daughter, she keeps me there longer than
she needs, so she stands between me and the door,
and then that's when this happens.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Okay, that is a lie, is it?
Speaker 7 (22:40):
Because now you're trying to cause problems in my current marriage,
which is which is going great.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
I mean, you just hate to see me happy. It
is what I think.
Speaker 9 (22:47):
Okay, you're gonna cheat on her too, just like you
did with me. It's a matter of time.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
No, no, not, she actually loves me. Our marriage ended
for a reason. This is exactly the kind of stuf
I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Wait wait, wait, Jacob, Jacob, I do I do need
to just get to a place here so you cheated
on Victoria. Correct. Yes, okay, you guys got divorced, then
you remarried Jessica. Correct, and now you're trying to hook
up with Victoria. What's what is not correct? And that's
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not true.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
I'm not sure. I'm not trying to Look.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Victoria is trying to hook up with him.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I heard that, but I don't believe that. Well, because
he cheated on Victoria. He already has done this.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
That's because I was unhappy with.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Hey, Jacob, I'm going on, I'm working off president. You
set precedent. You set the precedent of the cheat, so
I think you're doing it again with your new wife, Jessica. Look,
we're in a quagmire. We're gonna let you both go. Victoria.
I believe you, I really do. Thank you, So you
take this and run with it. Jacob, thank you. I
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appreciate that, and good luck to you, Victoria, Jessica. That's
Ryan's roses. I mean, he's already proven that he does this,
so I believe he's doing it.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I kind of believe him, I don't.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I mean, Victoria does want him back.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
It's kiss on air with Ryan's Seacrest. Well, John Bull
on one of two point seven Kiss FM about to
pay another bill. We got some Dodger tickets this hour.
Also Chewey Martinez. Don't forget Cheuey Martinez out in West
Covino with free gas stand by for that. So, Sophia,
is this a different roommate now? I heard about the
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double date drama with your friend. Now we've got a
roommate situation with you? Is it because of the stage
of life? Is that where it is? It's just like
there's all this stuff sort of happens now because there's
so much social activity in college.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Honestly, I think so.
Speaker 10 (24:52):
I think we're also approaching like the end of the
year where everything starts kind of crack and yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Was like at the end of the year, Yes, okay,
got it. So tell me what's the issue now. We
would love to try and help out using our experience
in wisdom.
Speaker 10 (25:07):
Here go ahead, okay please, because I've been needing some
advice on what to say. The other night, my roommates
and I we got into a text battle because they
called me out for spending way too much time with
Skeletor and like being at his apartment too much, and
like not dedicating any time to hanging out with them,
which is valid, but then they wanted to combat it
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and say, oh, we're throwing a surprise birthday for one
of their mutual friends and they want me to help
them like deep clean scrub the apartment.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
And I'm like, okay, but how.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
Can you come at me and say I'm never home
and I'm never at the apartment and then right after
that be like, well, we need you to help clean
up our men.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Well, Sophia, this is not a complicated. It's your choice
not to be in that apartment space. You still got
to hold up your end of keeping it right and
clean and deep cleaned.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I mean, yeah, but her percentage of being there's only
like tens.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
It doesn't matter. You signed up to be the roommate.
So if you occupy your time elsewhere, that's on you.
It's kind of like if you if you book a hotel,
you go on a trip, you book a hotel room
right for a week, but you don't sleep there because
you've met somebody else and you stay at their path.
You st have to pay still to pay for the room.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yes, great example, Wow, you just pulled out no.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
It's happening experience. All right. Well, that's signed sealed ship
that I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I would I would say your portion is like a
percentage of what they're going to pay for the deep clean.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
No, I don't want to clean their mess. Rose.
Speaker 10 (26:49):
I still pay my rent. I'm still paying my rent,
but I just don't want to clean their gross mess.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
No. Well, at two point seven Kiss FM, let's get
to West Covina. Cheuey Martinez out there with free gas tomorrow.
We have a free gas Friday, your chance to get
your tank filled for a year tomorrow. So, Chuy, where
are you now at the same station or did you move?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
No?
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Remove brother right Chevron on Glendora Avenue. Here, my brother Robert,
and he's excited. He's pumped that we gave him some
free gas. And somebody wants to say, how do you rob?
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Hello Robert, how are you, bro? It's Ryan Seacrest and
everybody on KISSFM.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I'm doing great, Thanks so much for my gast's amazing.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, we got you covered. What are you up to
this morning?
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Did leaving work?
Speaker 8 (27:36):
I work at the Bonds across the street here.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Oh well, how perfect? You literally just got off work
and run into the saint that is Chewey Martinez, who's
going to fill up your tank completely at that Chevron
Glendora Avenue.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yes, it's amazing, amazing.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Hey, what's the hot commodity at Vons these days? Bro?
The best big bread, fresh baked bread. Oh this hour
bet is good. I can smell it in the glazed donuts?
Do you baked? Do you do the donuts there? We don't?
You don't, Well, don't ruin it for me. All right,
thank you so much. I appreciate he sut.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
Seven dollars a gallon the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Robert, that's that's why we're there. Take your care, okay,
all right, I want they have self checkout, that self checkout,
I should ask him.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
I get confused, Bro, Brian, it's seven dollars a gallon here.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Bro, that's crazy. I know it's up over six in
a lot of places, but seven bucks there.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
It's seven dollars here, broripping.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
You run run the credit card dry, then take care
of everybody. Thanks, Chewy Wi, I will bro, thank you,
Bro chew and Martinez seven West Covina. He's out there
at that Chevron station. I'm just looking at that bonds
there's a guy named Brian. I'm gonna shout him out,
unsung hero Brian. He runs the self checkout there at
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that Vonds and he's got great reviews on Google, helping
people out like me who could confuse with the self checkout.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I always get confused.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
A verbatim about Brian at that Vonds. Brian is always
smiling and friendly. Sometimes he helps pack my groceries if
it isn't too busy. At other counters than he he
kiss FM is Bruno Mars. I just might one of
two point seven kiss FM. All right, look after nine
the skunks, I don't know they're doing it. The skunks
(29:31):
are out doing it, creating little skunk cats and skunkys,
little baby skunks. It's the season, and you might be
seeing these skunks everywhere. Uh it's not just you, the
baby skunks. They're popping up all over a right now.
We get mosquitos every now and then, and the skunks
are happening the rons. So we will run down some
of the drama that these skunks might be causing for you.
(29:54):
But something so I would you know, Ruby, you laughed
at me earlier when I was telling you about listening
to my eyebooks in between things. I realized that there's
a lot of space that was unused to absorb, and
that is when I get ready for bed. When I
would get ready for bed, it was just silent dead time.
Now I book Sad Guru or some you know, like
(30:17):
life stuff, and I was listen to his iBook on karma,
and I realized I had karma all wrong. What is
I always I always said that, like I believe in
the universe and I love karma, and you put out,
you get back, you get back. I thought it was
a reward system, like if I do this good for you,
I will get good back from you.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah, so bad. If you do bad, you get bad.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
But it's not any of that.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
By the way, I'm sorry to use that the iebook situation.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Did you mean ebook.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Whatever the orange icon is in my eye Audible, Audible, No,
it's an eyebook.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I know, yes, I know what it is.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
iBook it is.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
It's not that anymore Apple book.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
It's an orange icon of the book.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I don't even use that.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I use Audible, you can use you can use any
digital bookstore anyway. So I got it all wrong. I
I really subscribe to the Oh I put it out,
I get it back. It's a reward system. It's not.
It's actually about not getting a reward. It's just about
when your brain does something over and over again, that
becomes your default system. So if you do good, then
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you continue to do good, and that keeps you at peace.
If you do bad, like if you get upset and
angry like Cissy, we're talking about, like you get anger
at some situations when people steer your umquats, like if
you if you channel all that like that, that festerness,
then your brain defaults into fester all the time. It
just defaults into fester first versus peace quiet good like unconscious.
(31:49):
We just live our lives like how you how you
react to things over time. So the the more like
good you do, the more good your brain does for you, or.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
The rack the keys, the more peaceful your life.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Your default becomes your default. Because when you tense up
with everything or get anxious about everything, your brain not knowingly.
You don't actually tell your brain to get anxious. It
just gets anxious. I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
It makes sense.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Wow, I actually can't wait to get ready for bed
every night.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
This is what the people needed to hear that was good. Yeah,
it's kind of major. Do you still light your incense?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I do.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
I'm just trying to the whole Libeh.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
The vibe is great.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Great.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I got this new three whig candle. Yeah, I ordered online.
It's red glass, super great. I've got a little roma
to it. Yeah, it's great, actually great. So anyway, uh yeah,
the more I get ready for bed, the more you'll learn.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Very nice it come back tomorrow with more.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
All right, I'll start the process early tonight. I'll put
on moisturizer coming back or white my teeth whatever that
the christ strips I with Chris strips in and that'll
take ten minutes of time. That's great.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Air on Air with Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
It's one of two point seven because I feel like,
you know, over the years and times of year, we
go through these seasons of things like the mosquitoes bite you,
or the flies are out, horse flies or.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Crawling up your flies right now that are like biting
around your eyes.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah, they pinched those pinchers.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Now we got the baby skunk things, so I didn't
I don't know that I remember us talking about baby
skunk mating season over the years, but April's the time.
I don't know, it's nice out. They get a little
you know, they get a skunky.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
That baby skunk, dude, that's baby sharp.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Oh my gosh, it would not be baby skunk.
Speaker 7 (33:44):
I know.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Way I skunks.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Are you know they are really beautiful. Yeah, the beautiful
They got stripe. I know, right, they look like a
great sneaker. But if you are smelling the.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Skunks, you're not imagining it like it is.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
There's something because they're mating and all the babies are hatching.
They have like six or eight at a time.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, I mean, it was so bad the other night.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
We were scared.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
It was so bad.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
The other night we we wouldn't let Dieg go out
into the backyard.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
It was like, I don't even know if they're out there,
like and he'll run after them.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
He would probably chase one get sprayed.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yes, Okay, here's the thing though, I have You know,
I was a boy scout back in the day, and
I did have experience with skunks.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Whatever were you taught?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
If you it's like anything else, like you're in their space, Like,
don't don't approach them, first of all, don't make eye contact.
Let me say you don't make eye contact with a skunk.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Oh, I definitely that.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Is your first miss, don't You don't make eye contact
with anything but not a skunk. And then the skunk
will cue like has cues. The skunk will start to
stomp before the spray. There's cues before the spray. The
skunk will stomp, and you know the spray is coming,
so get away and the skunk's tail will come up.
Oh my gosh, and then that tail comes up. That's
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that's time the spray is coming next. Yeah, so you
get you do get hints. C's I was.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Reading that they don't want to mess with you, so.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yes, you don't use all that. I don't know they've
been eating stuff to occupy that space, to carry around
that odor, or they don't want to waste it.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Right, So you just leave them all.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
They'll leave you alone.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
And do they die like a bee or no?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
They kill They keep growing up and have skunk families
and all the things.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Well, doesn't it one of those stingers die after they
sting you? Those are bees?
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, Well does the skunk die after it sprays you?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I don't think so, but I don't know if there's
like a wait time for the next time he can spray.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Yeah, I wonder if that's interesting. I wonder how the
skunk replenishes the odor and where this odor is stored?
Is it through the things that they eat? This I
don't know. I didn't learn this part.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
I didn't either.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
It's quite fascinat soph you're in college. Come back with
a report tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yeah. And by the way, baby skunks are called kits.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Well, let's don't don't mess with the kids.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
The more you know.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Coming up next at Kiss FM or paying a bill?
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