April 27, 2026 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood to you. Thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
On air with a Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
And here we go. I thought about you guys over
the weekend. Well, thank you. Well, what what would you
put on your tombstone? And that's why you guys popped
into my head.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You think about death and then you think about us.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well not really, I was thinking about which one of
you would get my eulogy. So let me back up.
Over the weekend, somebody said to me, you are playfully impatient,
and I thought, you know what, that is great for
my tombstone. It's not every day you hear the perfect
two words you playfully impatient. He was a good guy,
(00:52):
perfect for the tombstone.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Why do you have to take it to the tombstone?
Why can't it be like for your dating app?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well, I I guess that didn't cross my mind because
I don't have a dating app, but I will inevitably
have a tombstone.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Well, it could be like your Instagram bio. Like that's cute,
too cheek, So you.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Think that would be real. That's a good marketing line. Yeah,
playfully impatient? Is that an attractive thing to be? Playfully?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Playfully anything is like great.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, but impatience is not great.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I think impatience is very attractive quality.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, I don't hate it's not given. It's not marketed.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, it's an impatient woman, it's not marketed.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Yeah, you would, Yes, I would. You think you both
would align with your You would.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Align with the fact that we'd like things to not
take so long in life.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
And so I feel like I has dated a lot
of imp.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
No, I don't get that vibe from any of the
girls that you did.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I appreciate both of you saying what you're saying. And
I also think Tony, you hit the nail on the head.
Impatience has had a bad marketing campaign. Yes, because it's
really about diligence. Impatience is diligent, impatience is prepared, impatience
is impatience is punctual.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yes, And the perception that we've been given, that we've
been fed for many, many years is impatient is the
opposite of all.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I think I've found my calling. I need to be
the pr person for impatience.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yes, yes, you can trademarkt.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh gosh, did I miss this whole thing? Tubbs, idn't
want to give you a hug now, you don't know
the guys you didn't have to put into AI my
tombstill literally no, yeah, did you put in? They put
Ryan Secrets nineteen seventy four to twenty question question No,
who knows longevity?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I might get to thirty something.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh no, that'd be twenty one.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Weren't you born in nineteen seventy five?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Maybe one hundred and twenty six? To not pass away
in this mark, you don't know what science is doing.
It's all exponential. I was born in nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You were thought it was five.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, if you do the math, December that's what throws
me off, is the December. All right, let's get into
it mostly kaudy today. High's in the mid seventies, paying
your bills next to kiss Lions roses later, playfully impatient.
Let's be that today. Let's get things done, all right.
So I mentioned this, Gosha. I guess it was a
last week that I mentioned this. But we're talking about
(03:18):
giving all that free gas that we're having so much
fun given away. EJ Chew even out all over southern
California with free gas, free gas Friday we had on Friday,
and with the prices going up and a lot of
stuff you kind of want to find best value when
you can burgers, cheese, burgers, and fries. This might surprise you,
but I was looking at the comparison of here's the equation,
(03:41):
trying to find that who that you can drive to
close in southern California we'll give you the best bang
for your buck for burgers and fries. And the equation
we used was portion, size, calories and protein. Okay, concerned
about all. I want a lot of protein, don't want
so many calories, good portion, right for the buck. So
at number five it was Wendy's. Really they're in the
(04:04):
top five. Number four Burger King for best value burger Wow.
Number three Smash Burger, which is La Live Manhattan Beach Carson.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
You know that one, yem.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So, the top two best value burgers in sunny California
are not In and Out in sun No, they're not.
Are not in an ountain Sonic, I am shook. In
and Out came in twelfth. What it's kind of considered
an upper fast gourmet burger.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, I consider it gourmet.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
So it came in twelfth. Sonic came in I think thirteenth.
But the top two value burger and fries as of
right now today, McDonald's. Yeah, and whataburger is number one?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Never had it?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Waburger used to be one in Konoga Park, but the
closest one I think is in Las Vegas now, so
it's not really okay, La, But Waburger, if you're going
to have, is the number one best value portion calories
protein in the burger department.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Why isn't the portion calories and all that in the
in and out burger? I'm very confused.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
What are you counting on your fingers.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
The portion calories in the protein?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But you got yeah, you got four fingers up.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
The point is I'm just the only.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Portion calaries protein.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
So I just pictured it would be higher.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
In and out is more expensive. McDonald's is like less
than three blocks. I think there's a tipping of the scale.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh gotcha.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, So that's it if you want to know the
best value burger fries. So over the weekend I did
jump into a little bit of playfulness, speaking of all
the playful vocabulary this morning, playful out in Santa Monica
and I played whack a Mole at the pier. Have
you played waa mal whack a mole at the pier.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
That is the only game that we play because it's
like you can actually win.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, I did great. Uh huh, I did. I had
Cookie Monster Crunch ice cream right next door. I played
wacka Mole. I played that bottle game the cinematica Peer.
I didn't get one.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
I feel like you have a bucket of them and
you're like, I have to get something.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I couldn't believe how bad I was at the little
red ring around the bottleneck game at the Santa Monica.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Peer, floating it.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well, you know what redemption was was Wackamle. It must
be a slow wacka mole game.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
No, why can't we just be good at wackamole?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Because I was never good at wack a male, but
I was great at it over the weekend at the
Peer Santa Monica Peer. One of the great attractions of
Los Angeles movies, the film business, the shooting of shows.
One of the things that happens in Hollywood in LA
and it's happening on Siciny Street. Are they shooting Paradise
(06:48):
Season six?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
That would be incredible.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I didn't recognize any actors or actresses that were on
set or anything. Like that, but they have taken up
the majority of my street all weekend long, and so
we can still get out of our driveway and stuff
like that. But I went to walk Diego yesterday and
I'm like, Okay, I'm just gonna go my route and
I'm getting there and that whoa, whoa, whoa whoa woo, man,
you got there's a close thing, Like some guy just
(07:12):
gets in my face.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And I'm like, doesn't let me.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Go in that area.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
So I like, you turn with my dog and go
just a different route. And I don't know if you guys,
it's not even so much of that that was annoying. Fine,
I'll go a different way. It was the fact that
now my dog is not on his route and I
know that when we're on my route with Diego, like
I know when he poops where he poops.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
And now we.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Were like all discombobulated, and he didn't end up pooping
until like the very end in the walk.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
He was stressed out about it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And I blame that they watch productions for it, thank you.
That's what are they shooting bay Watch in the valley
this time? It's like a real twist.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Oh, I'm like, I definitely don't know it.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So here's the thing. Yeah, I get it off routine.
It's your own, that's your space. That's like. Look, it's
like when the shark says, hey, bro, you're in my space.
This is my water exactly.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Being kind enough to give our street up for you
to rule on.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
If they're shooting on your street and they put out
all the snacks on the long tables, are you, as
a resident of that street that's been occupied, allowed to
go and snack on their fruits?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I highly doubt it. They have security guards.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
This was a thing they shot a movie back on
my street in Ross Morris called The Trigger Effect.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Okay, long long ago, decades ago.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I was like.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I was like, I don't know how old it was.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
And they had those trailers and we were, as residents
of the street, we were allowed to go.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
In and get like snacks.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Definitely not the rule anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
So this was way back. This is the prequel to
a Bronx tail, right back in that sort of era.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I was old.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I remember, well, if you see Harrison Ford, it's shrinking,
that's what they're shooting. Oh good, If you see Harrison
for it's Harrison Ford. It's Harrison for yeah, and Jason Siegel. Yeah,
that's right, that's shrinking. If it's the other guy who
I'm thinking about, Seth Rogan, it's the studio good stuff.
Well it is one of two point seven Kiss FM
(09:10):
got your quote of the day for this Monday. But
how many times do you use that bathte before you
wash it? According to my friends in microbiology, if you'd
only use it two times, I have been guilty of
rying that thing for a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, definitely four.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, because I feel like it's just me, I know me.
I just cleaned to me. I'm gonna put it back.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
On the hole you.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Use it.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, but I think there's there guys.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Dead skin, microbes, other bacteria. Depends who you are. You
could have more. I don't know. Ah, so yeah two times.
Today's Monday quote self care is giving the world the
best of you instead of what's left of you. Wow,
don't tap yourself out, Sizah Kendrick lemar Now it is
Ney Tanya. Everybody in the back room after seven o'clock.
(09:59):
Her husband been cheated with one of her friends, but
she stayed for the kids. Now she fears it's happening again.
That's the thing. Has it become a pattern? Yeah, he
all of a sudden has amnesia about his part of
the deal and he's gone back to his old way
because he got to keep everything. Essentially, he didn't really
(10:21):
pay a penalty. So that's coming up for Sisney. The
headline FM headlines with Sicney well strong.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Wins at Stagecoach forced them to pause the event and
evacuate the grounds Saturday night, but the show resumed once
conditions improved. LAPD is increasing patrols and adding new surveillance
equipment in Studio City following a string of home invasions.
Cole Allen of Torrence, and the suspect in the shooting
(10:48):
at the White House Correspondence Association dinner Saturday night, is
expected to be arraigned in US District Court today, and
the LA Galaxy honored franchise icon Kobe Jones with a
statue outside of Didn't Any Help Sports Park.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We're about to get into a Ryan's Roses call. First,
I want to get to pass a Dina. So Sindy,
good morning morning. So you're asking us should you date
the girl you're ex cheated on you with? I need
to understand, can you explain to us. I'm clear.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
So basically, I broke up with my ex because she
had cheated on me, and it was pretty messy.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
It hurt a lot.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
We were together for.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
A bit and I just.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Scented it and moved on from there. But this weekend
I was out at a bar and the girl that
she had cheated on me with comes up to me
and we start talking and the vibe was there, and
we've been dming a little bit since that.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
It's kind of flirty.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
So I hate to say, but I'm starting to catch
feelings for her and now. And now, to be clear,
my ex and I are done. But from what I
understand that situation between them, it was a one time thing,
but it still feels like it's crossing some type of line.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Well I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I mean, I don't need to know much more. I
got to be clear on this. This person you're talking
about is a serial troublemaker. But that's what this person
clearly does.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Wait a minute, did they know that they maybe they
didn't know that they were in a relationship when they cheated.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
I mean it seems like they did.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, okay, okay, So first of all, this woman goes
after your partner while you're in a relationship. Check that box,
then comes back around and decides to flirt and fall
with you. Check that box. Who's to say this is
not a pattern of what she's gonna do again to you.
(12:50):
This happens to you all over again because she does
it again. It's a hamster wheel cycle of troublemaker.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Like if I was your friend, I'd be like, get
out run.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, I cannot vote yes on this proposition.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
I'm with Ryan unless no, unless you just want to
have fun and you don't want to catch real feelings.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Whatever, penalize this person for breaking up my relationship a
little bit.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
The trouble maker, all right, No, it's just hard to
find love out there, and so what if they have
real is not.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
A lover, it's a cereal trouble maker, say trouble maker.
I just don't trouble maker. The purple devil. Purple devil
emoji emoji, isn't it the purple devil?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, that one can be a little like flirty though.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Well, Sidney, good luck, thank you. We're clear on this one.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Okay, he's going to go back.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
They're hooking up tonight. Purple Devil Purple Devil.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Purple Devil don't like to play with fire. It's just
we're wired that way.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You know what's gonna happen. They're going to get a
little burn. Okay, so we're about to get into Ryan's roses.
I have your World Champion Dodger tickets to give away
in a second as well.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Woo.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So the question was ever knowingly kept some one around
as a rebound. I want to make sure I got
this clearly, but go ahead, Tanya in the Trending report.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
So this is a source according to in Touch, so
take it with a grain of salt. However, this is
about Jennifer Lopez and her new romance with co star
Brett Goldstein. And if you don't know Brett Goldstein, he
was the gruff but lovable Roy Kent on Ted Lasso
and he also plays Lewis on Shrinking. So he and
j Lo just wrapped this rom com called Office Romance.
(14:30):
It hits Netflix June fifth. But her Divine It looks
really good. But her divorce from Ben Affleck was finalized
in January twenty twenty five, and she started filming this
movie with Brett three months later. So this source said
that she had fun with him, but it was never
going to turn into anything serious for her. And I
feel like the fact that she knew it was a
rebound is refreshing. You know, she's like very self aware.
(14:53):
But it got me thinking about the idea of a
rebound and like, I could never date people right after
I broke up with somebody that I always just had
to have a period of like sulking and sadness. I
was never the person that like could have rebounds. Were
you guys?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I know? Is it this guy by the way a
little close?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah? I think so?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Okay, this guy really weird picture of him?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yes, this guy.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Too far?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Is this guy's pictures?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Sure, okay, I think that's him.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
This guy he's on shrinking, he's on shrinking, he's on yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah yeah yeah roy ya.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
No. I would want to distract myself with going out
with anybody that would want to go out.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Actually, I married my rebound.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, so sorry, Tanya, you're alone on this one.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, Michael was legit a rebound. Jeanette, my sister.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Said, come to San Diego meet that guy. I'll set
you up on a blind date. I was like, I
know I don't want to, and I did and we're married.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
Now you got to.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Get out there as soon as your heart broke in
and get out there and don't feel that heartbreak. Yeah,
don't see that could be that could be sad.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I know, but isn't nice to like sit in the
sadness at times?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Sometimes over five years. I'm also just like learn you sit.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
In the sadness when you get back into a relationship
for a long time. So get out there right and
the sadness comes back fast, so dark, no honest facts,
it's time for Ryan's roses and why don't two point
seven KISSFM? So Mariah in Sherman Oaks has reached out
(16:30):
to say, ten months ago, not even a year ago,
she found out her husband of thirteen years was having
an affair with one of her close friends. Kind of
a friend is that? She says. I stayed to try
and save our family. But now I have a feeling
it's happening all over again. If I am right, this
needs to be the end. So Mariah, thanks for coming on.
(16:52):
I understand the first part of this. Are you still
friendly with your so called friend.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
So we don't really talk? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
And do you think he's cheating again with this old
friend or with someone new.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
I think it's with her, Like my son told me,
he saw aunt Christina because it's what he knows her
as at the part, Oh, he was my husband and
my husband and he was just confused. But I believe
my son.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
All Right, we are going to see what we can
find out, because if it is the case that he
has gone back, this is it. This is the end.
I mean, you said that in your email to me.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yes, you decided to stay with your husband after he
had an afair with Christina the first time because of
your family?
Speaker 9 (17:48):
Yeah, I just I wanted to save my family. I
didn't want my sons to grow up without their dad,
and I didn't want everyone finding out. You know.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
The question is because he was forgiven, did he then
think he could get away with it again? So hold
on one second, Mariah, we will call him in just
a minute here on Kiss FM. Mariah's on the line.
So if you just got here, here's the deal. She
thinks her husband may have gone back and cheated with
(18:16):
this close friend former close friend of hers a second time.
Ten months ago. She finds out they've been married thirteen
years that her close friend, one of her closest was
having an affair with her husband of thirteen years. She
then cuts the friend out, but stays with her husband
for her son. Now she believes that he's having an
(18:38):
affair with that same woman again, Christina. So Mariah, we
are gonna call him now and offer him romantic roses,
and we're going to try and find out who he's
thinking about. Who does he want to receive this very
romantic and free gesture. I need you to say, Ryan,
(18:59):
you my premier to call, and then his name.
Speaker 9 (19:01):
Go ahead, Ryan, you have my permission to call.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
We are going to do that right now. Be very quiet.
We're gonna see what we can find out.
Speaker 9 (19:10):
Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Hi is this Nico?
Speaker 8 (19:25):
It sure is Hi.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
My name is El. I'm calling from the Valley Flores.
How are you doing this morning?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I'm okay great.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
So now we're doing a free.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Promotion today and it's a free dozen red roses that
you can send to anybody that you'd like. I wouldn't
need any cash from you or anything like that, or
just trying to promote our business, and we just need
the name of the person in a note.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Really a three dozen roses. Yes, seriously, I mean, this
isn't a catch or some kind of scam or anything.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Look the catches.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
If you like our arrangements, you come back as a
returning customer and then eventually pay for roses then, but
these are free.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
We do this promotion about once a month.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Okay, this is great, sure, amazing.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
So what's the name of the person you want to
send these beautiful red roses too?
Speaker 8 (20:15):
All right? Well, her name is Mariah?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Okay, and what do you like to put on the card?
Speaker 8 (20:26):
Yeah, let's go. Here's the Better Days Ahead. I love you.
I know something like that.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Okay, here's the Better Days Ahead. I Love you.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Now, Niko, would you like to send something to Christina
while we're at it? Your voice is being broadcast on
the radio, needs you to know that. But should we
get some for Christina as well?
Speaker 5 (20:51):
No?
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Why would we do that?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
So we're on Kiss FM. My name is Ryan. What
is going on with you and christ.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Was there anything? Ever?
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Well?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I mean.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Yeah, it was kind of a scenario back in the day,
but I mean it's it's something that.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
You know, we kind of got over. Yeah, I don't
really know what this is about.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
When did you stop seeing Christina?
Speaker 8 (21:29):
Uh, well, it was a while ago.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Can you precisely tell me what a while ago means?
Speaker 8 (21:38):
I mean it it was a while ago. I haven't
seen her in a long time.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
So is a long time? Ten months is a long time?
Two years is a long time? One month, two weeks?
What is a long time.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
It's been?
Speaker 10 (21:56):
It's been, it's been a while, it's been a while.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Why don't you pin just give me a timeframe specifically.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Bro Well, you can't write because it wasn't a while.
It was recently.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Yeah, I mean I guess, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Okay, can you tell me what recently means? Define recently?
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Saturday?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
All right, so you are having an affair with Christina
and you're talking about trying to make things better with
your wife Mariah. Am I are we onto something here?
Speaker 8 (22:32):
I mean, it's it's not really like that.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Well, I don't quite understand what else it's like then, Nico.
Speaker 10 (22:42):
I mean, I just happened to run into her. It
was a coincidence. It wasn't anything like I planned.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
How do you run into her where.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
We were just at the park?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You run into her at the same time at the
same park on the same day, at the same hour.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
Liar, it was just a coincidence.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Why was she at the park and why were you
at the park?
Speaker 10 (23:11):
I was just at the park there with with my
son and and I just happened to run into her.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
And where is Mariah, your wife?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
She wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay, So Mariah, you're on the line listening to all
of this. What would you like to say to your
husband Nico, I think I'm done?
Speaker 8 (23:33):
No, yes, no, honey, it's not like that, babe.
Speaker 9 (23:42):
I don't care what it's like. You know this is.
I just can't believe you. I can't believe again, like
I can't deal with the lies. I can't deal with
the being constantly paranoid, always wondering who you're with, who
you're texting. I don't trust anything you tell me anymore,
and I don't want to live like that.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, Nico, you no, there's no there. You have no
credibility with the truth. Bro, I just talked to you
for four minutes, and there's no credibility with the truth
with you. You said a long time ago, then he
said recently, it's been a while. There really isn't much
to believe. So I understand what she's saying. I'm Maraah.
You heard all that. Nico. You know where you stand.
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The two you need to talk. We're gonna let you go.
Thank you, good luck to you, Mariah.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
If there was nothing to hide, he would have never
beat around the bush like that. He would have just
been straight up.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
A long time ago, a while ago. It's kiss FM.
Ryan's Roses on air with Ryan Seacrest. It's kiss FM.
So can you help me with this? Somehow? If I
text someone on WhatsApp and then somehow go back to
read the message again, I accidentally facetimed him again, makes
(24:55):
me seem like I'm, you know, over zealous to talk
to them, or makes me seem like I respond via text.
Now I'm calling you at the same time via FaceTime
after I just texted you. It's not great.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, it's because you hit the camera by accident.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I would just what it is.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No, I'm trying to make a good impression, Tanya.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
A good impression is face timing.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
No, not after somebody has sent you a text and
then you immediately reply, or you reply a little bit later,
and right on top of that reply, you called them,
and then you have to go, oh, so sorry, I
didn't mean to call you, and then you go, oh,
so sorry, I don't really my great, I.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Don't do this much.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, it's not good. Then then there's all those little
blocks of text, missed call and block of text and
so is it just an easy word to hitting the camera?
That's what it is.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
You need to close the app. I think you're done texting,
and then you leave the app open. So then the
next time you grab your phone, you accidentally dial you
like face time them. Basically, yes, this is happened to you.
I mean it has to me in the past. So
I just know that that's I'm holding my phone. I'm
not realizing and it's my thumb that just like is boom.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
There is no speed like the speed and what you're
trying to achieve to get to hit end before your
face is shown, yes, and to say sorry, I didn't
mean that. You don't want that.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Sometimes it is quick enough then it doesn't even go
through to their phone, but then you don't know. Then
you already you know, put your foot in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I've not been that quick yet. But I don't know
what's happening, and you're telling me I'm hitting my camera accidentally.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
It's the only thing I could think of, is.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
This on FaceTime? And what'sapp? Because the WhatsApps where I
accidentally call people all of a sudden, I just texted.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
We don't what's appy?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You do?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh my gosh, So what was it that really?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:49):
So basically like the call and the camera are the
very top.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
So if you're grabbing your phone and accidentally.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Right away, yeah, what's happening with out me?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
We have other lines?
Speaker 7 (27:03):
Yeah, my family in Mexico always what's happening on?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
What's happen? Exactly?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
My cousin anywhere?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
What's apps much easier.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It is anytime I travel. What's up?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Well, you guys can what's ap me whatever you want?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
What's no? You acted like you didn't use it or
didn't know about it?
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yeah, I mean, and what's apped? I didn't know Sysney,
what's up?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
You don't need to know everything about my life at
all times.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh boy, she will not. Now we're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
She won't break my hair, and now she doesn't want
me to know what she does.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Now and you're trying to take one of my drawers.
It's just too much. I need my space.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
We've come to a dead end. Friends, we need to
take a break, and there's a breathe break, breathe break. Uh, Sisney,
Tanya gonna need your help on this one because Sophie
needs to dump a friend. Why do you need to
dump a friend?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Why?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
What's the issue?
Speaker 11 (27:53):
I think just over time, her behavior has shown me
that she's just not a good friend.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
You want the behavior, yes.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Behavior, but there's you know, there are people that do something.
You go, oh, that's not a good friend. Okay, maybe
it's just one time, then two times, Oh that's not
a good friend. No, no, maybe that's a coincidence. Three and
four times. That's a pattern. That's a pattern of bad behavior,
a pattern of not being a good friend. So you've
(28:22):
made up your mind. Now the question is how do
you do it?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yes, I'm struggling.
Speaker 11 (28:26):
I don't know if I should bring it up and
have a conversation with her, do it over texts Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I had to have these conversations before. And I don't
recommend you to do it over text. Okay, but if
you do, you can. I mean I don't recommend that,
but you can. And it's really simple. I'm editing people
out of my life.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I'm editing people out of my life that take for
me more than they give, or at least don't give
as much as they take. I'm editing people. It's just
a way life is going to be. If you're taking
and draining from me without adding value, without participating, you're
taking more than giving. Then I can't do it. I
(29:12):
don't have the energy capacity to continue to be your friend. God,
that is the conversation.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I would never want to have that conversation with you.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
I would literally just like slowly ice yourself away.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
That's what I've been doing.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
But that conversation.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
You got to contribute as much as you take. At
least you cannot drain without contribution to replenish.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Fine, but why can't you just quietly ghost? Yeah, move
on much better?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Easy, cowardly. I think you look it's a very honest,
and I think people respect honesty. True, it's going to
make them look inward at themselves. But anybody listening, if
someone is draining you more than they're replenishing you, that equation,
that math doesn't work.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Why burn the bridge because eventually this person could mature
and then like ten years they're a great person.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
And whatnot.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
And so you guys could just like it's pretty honest
with somebody burning the bridge.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
But I feel like it's gonna make it so add in.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
I don't know how I'm gonna be after.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I just don't see you distance what the right advice?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Don't come to me, not the right advice.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
This is the right advice, because I've had Tara is
a Dodger fan and Whittier. Good morning, Tara. How are you?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
How are you great? All right? So we got Dodgers
Giants tickets at Dodgers Stadium. We are going to play
Dodgers Stadium. Food prices, Hi, yes, come on, you love it.
I'm gonna describe a food item available this season at
Dodgers Stadium. You tell me if it's hire or lower
than twenty five bucks.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
So you gotta get three right before you get three wrong.
The first one the four piece fried chicken bucket. It
includes mashed potatoes and biscuits. Remember four pieces higher or
lower than twenty five bucks?
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Ummm, I'm going to say higher?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, forty bucks? Well done? Wow, that a lot. That's
a lot for four with biscuits all right. The pistrami
burger at Dodgers Date, he higher or lower than twenty
five bucks. A beef patty topped with thin ley sliced pistrami,
American cheese, pickley, pickles, and mustard on a potato but
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potato but higher or lower than twenty five bucks?
Speaker 5 (31:36):
I'm going to say lower.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, that's right, even with the potato, but and the
pickli pickles. Yeah, twenty bucks. Now for the wind the
spicy Korean chicken bucket not a buckets a chicken to
choose from. So this one is two times twice fried
boneless chicken tossed in a sticky spice see sweetie sauce
(32:03):
over a bed of waffle fries. Higher or lower than
twenty five bucks?
Speaker 9 (32:09):
I'm definitely higher.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yes, cook twice. It's going to take twice as much
time and more.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
The spicy sweety sauce.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Spicy sweet sauce. That's got to be expensive. Sweety sauce
is not cheap, Terra. Congratulations, you're going to see the
Dodgers and the Giants Dodgers date in May thirteenth. All right, wow, Okay,
what's his name? His name is Peter, Peter and Tara,
enjoy the game. Okay, one more tiny assistant. You play
this The drip Dog, a grilled on all beefy beef
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hot dog top with nacho cheesy cheese, spicy Jlipinos, hot Cheetos,
all on a bakery style bun. Higher or lower than
twenty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I hope it's lower.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
It is lower. Twelve to fifty.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Okay, twelve fifty, that's good.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
That seems like the barkainaball.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
The forty dollars one on air with a Ryan Seacret,
it is bad, Bunny.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
This is kiss FM. Ryan's roses coming in a second.
You know, going that extra mile not for tips, but
just to like du a little something extra for somebody
is a good feeling. But when you work at Jersey
Mikes as your side hustle, like Jordan, go on the
extra miles not only a good feeling, it can get
you a good tip. Now, average cost of a sub
(33:31):
just for one person at Jersey Mikes is what Jordan?
Speaker 7 (33:34):
Now, it's twelve dollars.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Dodger stadium prices. Get a drip dog at Dodger stadiums
with the hot cheetah flaming cheetah, are they well to
have flaming Cheetos anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Mark you sure they Yeah, they still have all that
in talkies. Yeah, it's still out there.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Oh I thought I read in the news of flaming Cheetos.
It was all controversial. I think they're banned on la
UFD campuses of the die if food got it. But
the stadiums are fine for us.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
You're on your own out there.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
You're on your own as an adult in a while.
So uh. Anyway, Jordan, you got a ten dollars tip.
Every time somebody comes in. You're looking this is like
a unicorn, this ten dollars tipper. Right, you're looking for
the unicorn. What'd you do? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (34:16):
Got his energy. I felt he was a goofy guy.
Chopped it up with him. They had a good convo going.
And finally when I got to the board to do
a like do the toppings, I was like, would you
like it Mike's way?
Speaker 7 (34:27):
And He's like, you know what, I want it my way.
Speaker 12 (34:31):
It's probably the worst thing to hear as a Jersey
Mike's employee.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Why because like there's like a.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
System and you got all the like you gotta just
go and then when you want it my way, they just.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Mess up the flow of the whole thing. So it's
like the worst thing you want to hear.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
You're not going of the year, by the way, after
the story, it's.
Speaker 12 (34:47):
Fine, I'll take the l But I smiled through the
pain and I was like, let it writ man, what
do you want?
Speaker 7 (34:55):
Cool got through that he only want let us and mail.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
So that's great.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
It was.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
It was easy, but I.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Was like, bro, my way, come on, be more creative.
Speaker 12 (35:08):
So yeah, I went down wrapping up his sandwich and
I don't remember the corny joke, but he threw a
corny joke and I said, oh, that's a knee slapper,
and I slapped my knee and he had the biggest
smile on his face, like I think I made his
whole week for real?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Really?
Speaker 7 (35:25):
Yes? And so I catched him out.
Speaker 12 (35:28):
I said it was great meeting you, and he left
a ten dollars tip bill, Wow, tip.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
He's been trying to more than that, and what's much
more than that for twelve fifty sandwich?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
It's like eight.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Guys the time, Jordan. I like, how you tried to
steer him to Mike's way, so it's just like systematic.
And then he wanted to be out of the box.
But in the long run, that's why you've always got
to have that open door sort of like, hey, no problem,
I got you. Because at the end of his very
simple my way assembly line, he overtipped, so you cannot
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judge an order by an order from that point.
Speaker 12 (36:10):
Moving forward, I will allow the my way only want
to shift them.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
And how is wapping up a sandwich different than you know?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
That's stopping me my tracks too.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I want to You're gonna w up some mail, some shredded.
Let us on a bond for me. Wap it wap it.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
Up, it up.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Oh man, all right, let's all go in there and
order my way. So I'm ready. I'm ready paying a bill.
Next to Kiss, I was gonna wrap it up for
us one at two point seven Kiss f M. We
are out. Thanks for riding along with if you missed anything,
if you missed like how you wap up a sandwich
at Jersey Mikes. Check that out in the podcast that
(36:53):
was earlier this hour. I've never had a sandwich wapped up,
and I thought that's a wow, that's a cool. Well
there's one of the terms I've I've heard a lot
I've heard rapping, you know, about wapping. It's not not
even like saying a word. I'm not saying a word wrong.
I'm saying a new word. I'm not talking about rapping.
I'm not talking about rapping. I'm talking about wapping. That's
how you make a sandwich these days. Anyway, check it
(37:15):
out on our podcast How we got into that. Tomorrow's
a second date update. They met in traffic on the
four oh five. It's fell apart though by the one
oh one. Wow, just freeway knee slappers. Anyway, that's the
seven twenty Tomorrow Morning Dodger tickets All morning, This is Kiss.
(37:38):
Have a good one. Thanks for listening to On Air
with Ryan Seacrest. Make sure to subscribe it and we'll
talk to you again tomorrow
From Hollywood to you. Thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
On air with a Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
And here we go. I thought about you guys over
the weekend. Well, thank you. Well, what what would you
put on your tombstone? And that's why you guys popped
into my head.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You think about death and then you think about us.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well not really, I was thinking about which one of
you would get my eulogy. So let me back up.
Over the weekend, somebody said to me, you are playfully impatient,
and I thought, you know what, that is great for
my tombstone. It's not every day you hear the perfect
two words you playfully impatient. He was a good guy,
(00:52):
perfect for the tombstone.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Why do you have to take it to the tombstone?
Why can't it be like for your dating app?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well, I I guess that didn't cross my mind because
I don't have a dating app, but I will inevitably
have a tombstone.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Well, it could be like your Instagram bio. Like that's cute,
too cheek, So you.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Think that would be real. That's a good marketing line. Yeah,
playfully impatient? Is that an attractive thing to be? Playfully?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Playfully anything is like great.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, but impatience is not great.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I think impatience is very attractive quality.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, I don't hate it's not given. It's not marketed.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, it's an impatient woman, it's not marketed.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Yeah, you would, Yes, I would. You think you both
would align with your You would.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Align with the fact that we'd like things to not
take so long in life.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
And so I feel like I has dated a lot
of imp.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
No, I don't get that vibe from any of the
girls that you did.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I appreciate both of you saying what you're saying. And
I also think Tony, you hit the nail on the head.
Impatience has had a bad marketing campaign. Yes, because it's
really about diligence. Impatience is diligent, impatience is prepared, impatience
is impatience is punctual.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yes, And the perception that we've been given, that we've
been fed for many, many years is impatient is the
opposite of all.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I think I've found my calling. I need to be
the pr person for impatience.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yes, yes, you can trademarkt.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh gosh, did I miss this whole thing? Tubbs, idn't
want to give you a hug now, you don't know
the guys you didn't have to put into AI my
tombstill literally no, yeah, did you put in? They put
Ryan Secrets nineteen seventy four to twenty question question No,
who knows longevity?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I might get to thirty something.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh no, that'd be twenty one.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Weren't you born in nineteen seventy five?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Maybe one hundred and twenty six? To not pass away
in this mark, you don't know what science is doing.
It's all exponential. I was born in nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You were thought it was five.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, if you do the math, December that's what throws
me off, is the December. All right, let's get into
it mostly kaudy today. High's in the mid seventies, paying
your bills next to kiss Lions roses later, playfully impatient.
Let's be that today. Let's get things done, all right.
So I mentioned this, Gosha. I guess it was a
last week that I mentioned this. But we're talking about
(03:18):
giving all that free gas that we're having so much
fun given away. EJ Chew even out all over southern
California with free gas, free gas Friday we had on Friday,
and with the prices going up and a lot of
stuff you kind of want to find best value when
you can burgers, cheese, burgers, and fries. This might surprise you,
but I was looking at the comparison of here's the equation,
(03:41):
trying to find that who that you can drive to
close in southern California we'll give you the best bang
for your buck for burgers and fries. And the equation
we used was portion, size, calories and protein. Okay, concerned
about all. I want a lot of protein, don't want
so many calories, good portion, right for the buck. So
at number five it was Wendy's. Really they're in the
(04:04):
top five. Number four Burger King for best value burger Wow.
Number three Smash Burger, which is La Live Manhattan Beach Carson.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
You know that one, yem.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So, the top two best value burgers in sunny California
are not In and Out in sun No, they're not.
Are not in an ountain Sonic, I am shook. In
and Out came in twelfth. What it's kind of considered
an upper fast gourmet burger.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, I consider it gourmet.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
So it came in twelfth. Sonic came in I think thirteenth.
But the top two value burger and fries as of
right now today, McDonald's. Yeah, and whataburger is number one?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Never had it?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Waburger used to be one in Konoga Park, but the
closest one I think is in Las Vegas now, so
it's not really okay, La, But Waburger, if you're going
to have, is the number one best value portion calories
protein in the burger department.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Why isn't the portion calories and all that in the
in and out burger? I'm very confused.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
What are you counting on your fingers.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
The portion calories in the protein?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But you got yeah, you got four fingers up.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
The point is I'm just the only.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Portion calaries protein.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
So I just pictured it would be higher.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
In and out is more expensive. McDonald's is like less
than three blocks. I think there's a tipping of the scale.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh gotcha.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, So that's it if you want to know the
best value burger fries. So over the weekend I did
jump into a little bit of playfulness, speaking of all
the playful vocabulary this morning, playful out in Santa Monica
and I played whack a Mole at the pier. Have
you played waa mal whack a mole at the pier.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
That is the only game that we play because it's
like you can actually win.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, I did great. Uh huh, I did. I had
Cookie Monster Crunch ice cream right next door. I played
wacka Mole. I played that bottle game the cinematica Peer.
I didn't get one.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
I feel like you have a bucket of them and
you're like, I have to get something.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I couldn't believe how bad I was at the little
red ring around the bottleneck game at the Santa Monica.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Peer, floating it.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well, you know what redemption was was Wackamle. It must
be a slow wacka mole game.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
No, why can't we just be good at wackamole?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Because I was never good at wack a male, but
I was great at it over the weekend at the
Peer Santa Monica Peer. One of the great attractions of
Los Angeles movies, the film business, the shooting of shows.
One of the things that happens in Hollywood in LA
and it's happening on Siciny Street. Are they shooting Paradise
(06:48):
Season six?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
That would be incredible.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I didn't recognize any actors or actresses that were on
set or anything. Like that, but they have taken up
the majority of my street all weekend long, and so
we can still get out of our driveway and stuff
like that. But I went to walk Diego yesterday and
I'm like, Okay, I'm just gonna go my route and
I'm getting there and that whoa, whoa, whoa whoa woo, man,
you got there's a close thing, Like some guy just
(07:12):
gets in my face.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And I'm like, doesn't let me.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Go in that area.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
So I like, you turn with my dog and go
just a different route. And I don't know if you guys,
it's not even so much of that that was annoying. Fine,
I'll go a different way. It was the fact that
now my dog is not on his route and I
know that when we're on my route with Diego, like
I know when he poops where he poops.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
And now we.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Were like all discombobulated, and he didn't end up pooping
until like the very end in the walk.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
He was stressed out about it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And I blame that they watch productions for it, thank you.
That's what are they shooting bay Watch in the valley
this time? It's like a real twist.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Oh, I'm like, I definitely don't know it.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So here's the thing. Yeah, I get it off routine.
It's your own, that's your space. That's like. Look, it's
like when the shark says, hey, bro, you're in my space.
This is my water exactly.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Being kind enough to give our street up for you
to rule on.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
If they're shooting on your street and they put out
all the snacks on the long tables, are you, as
a resident of that street that's been occupied, allowed to
go and snack on their fruits?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I highly doubt it. They have security guards.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
This was a thing they shot a movie back on
my street in Ross Morris called The Trigger Effect.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Okay, long long ago, decades ago.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I was like.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I was like, I don't know how old it was.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
And they had those trailers and we were, as residents
of the street, we were allowed to go.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
In and get like snacks.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Definitely not the rule anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
So this was way back. This is the prequel to
a Bronx tail, right back in that sort of era.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I was old.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I remember, well, if you see Harrison Ford, it's shrinking,
that's what they're shooting. Oh good, If you see Harrison
for it's Harrison Ford. It's Harrison for yeah, and Jason Siegel. Yeah,
that's right, that's shrinking. If it's the other guy who
I'm thinking about, Seth Rogan, it's the studio good stuff.
Well it is one of two point seven Kiss FM
(09:10):
got your quote of the day for this Monday. But
how many times do you use that bathte before you
wash it? According to my friends in microbiology, if you'd
only use it two times, I have been guilty of
rying that thing for a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, definitely four.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, because I feel like it's just me, I know me.
I just cleaned to me. I'm gonna put it back.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
On the hole you.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Use it.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, but I think there's there guys.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Dead skin, microbes, other bacteria. Depends who you are. You
could have more. I don't know. Ah, so yeah two times.
Today's Monday quote self care is giving the world the
best of you instead of what's left of you. Wow,
don't tap yourself out, Sizah Kendrick lemar Now it is
Ney Tanya. Everybody in the back room after seven o'clock.
(09:59):
Her husband been cheated with one of her friends, but
she stayed for the kids. Now she fears it's happening again.
That's the thing. Has it become a pattern? Yeah, he
all of a sudden has amnesia about his part of
the deal and he's gone back to his old way
because he got to keep everything. Essentially, he didn't really
(10:21):
pay a penalty. So that's coming up for Sisney. The
headline FM headlines with Sicney well strong.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Wins at Stagecoach forced them to pause the event and
evacuate the grounds Saturday night, but the show resumed once
conditions improved. LAPD is increasing patrols and adding new surveillance
equipment in Studio City following a string of home invasions.
Cole Allen of Torrence, and the suspect in the shooting
(10:48):
at the White House Correspondence Association dinner Saturday night, is
expected to be arraigned in US District Court today, and
the LA Galaxy honored franchise icon Kobe Jones with a
statue outside of Didn't Any Help Sports Park.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We're about to get into a Ryan's Roses call. First,
I want to get to pass a Dina. So Sindy,
good morning morning. So you're asking us should you date
the girl you're ex cheated on you with? I need
to understand, can you explain to us. I'm clear.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
So basically, I broke up with my ex because she
had cheated on me, and it was pretty messy.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
It hurt a lot.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
We were together for.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
A bit and I just.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Scented it and moved on from there. But this weekend
I was out at a bar and the girl that
she had cheated on me with comes up to me
and we start talking and the vibe was there, and
we've been dming a little bit since that.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
It's kind of flirty.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
So I hate to say, but I'm starting to catch
feelings for her and now. And now, to be clear,
my ex and I are done. But from what I
understand that situation between them, it was a one time thing,
but it still feels like it's crossing some type of line.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Well I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I mean, I don't need to know much more. I
got to be clear on this. This person you're talking
about is a serial troublemaker. But that's what this person
clearly does.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Wait a minute, did they know that they maybe they
didn't know that they were in a relationship when they cheated.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
I mean it seems like they did.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, okay, okay, So first of all, this woman goes
after your partner while you're in a relationship. Check that box,
then comes back around and decides to flirt and fall
with you. Check that box. Who's to say this is
not a pattern of what she's gonna do again to you.
(12:50):
This happens to you all over again because she does
it again. It's a hamster wheel cycle of troublemaker.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Like if I was your friend, I'd be like, get
out run.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, I cannot vote yes on this proposition.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
I'm with Ryan unless no, unless you just want to
have fun and you don't want to catch real feelings.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Whatever, penalize this person for breaking up my relationship a
little bit.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
The trouble maker, all right, No, it's just hard to
find love out there, and so what if they have
real is not.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
A lover, it's a cereal trouble maker, say trouble maker.
I just don't trouble maker. The purple devil. Purple devil
emoji emoji, isn't it the purple devil?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, that one can be a little like flirty though.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Well, Sidney, good luck, thank you. We're clear on this one.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Okay, he's going to go back.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
They're hooking up tonight. Purple Devil Purple Devil.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Purple Devil don't like to play with fire. It's just
we're wired that way.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You know what's gonna happen. They're going to get a
little burn. Okay, so we're about to get into Ryan's roses.
I have your World Champion Dodger tickets to give away
in a second as well.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Woo.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So the question was ever knowingly kept some one around
as a rebound. I want to make sure I got
this clearly, but go ahead, Tanya in the Trending report.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
So this is a source according to in Touch, so
take it with a grain of salt. However, this is
about Jennifer Lopez and her new romance with co star
Brett Goldstein. And if you don't know Brett Goldstein, he
was the gruff but lovable Roy Kent on Ted Lasso
and he also plays Lewis on Shrinking. So he and
j Lo just wrapped this rom com called Office Romance.
(14:30):
It hits Netflix June fifth. But her Divine It looks
really good. But her divorce from Ben Affleck was finalized
in January twenty twenty five, and she started filming this
movie with Brett three months later. So this source said
that she had fun with him, but it was never
going to turn into anything serious for her. And I
feel like the fact that she knew it was a
rebound is refreshing. You know, she's like very self aware.
(14:53):
But it got me thinking about the idea of a
rebound and like, I could never date people right after
I broke up with somebody that I always just had
to have a period of like sulking and sadness. I
was never the person that like could have rebounds. Were
you guys?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I know? Is it this guy by the way a
little close?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah? I think so?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Okay, this guy really weird picture of him?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yes, this guy.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Too far?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Is this guy's pictures?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Sure, okay, I think that's him.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
This guy he's on shrinking, he's on shrinking, he's on yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah yeah yeah roy ya.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
No. I would want to distract myself with going out
with anybody that would want to go out.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Actually, I married my rebound.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, so sorry, Tanya, you're alone on this one.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, Michael was legit a rebound. Jeanette, my sister.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Said, come to San Diego meet that guy. I'll set
you up on a blind date. I was like, I
know I don't want to, and I did and we're married.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
Now you got to.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Get out there as soon as your heart broke in
and get out there and don't feel that heartbreak. Yeah,
don't see that could be that could be sad.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I know, but isn't nice to like sit in the
sadness at times?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Sometimes over five years. I'm also just like learn you sit.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
In the sadness when you get back into a relationship
for a long time. So get out there right and
the sadness comes back fast, so dark, no honest facts,
it's time for Ryan's roses and why don't two point
seven KISSFM? So Mariah in Sherman Oaks has reached out
(16:30):
to say, ten months ago, not even a year ago,
she found out her husband of thirteen years was having
an affair with one of her close friends. Kind of
a friend is that? She says. I stayed to try
and save our family. But now I have a feeling
it's happening all over again. If I am right, this
needs to be the end. So Mariah, thanks for coming on.
(16:52):
I understand the first part of this. Are you still
friendly with your so called friend.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
So we don't really talk? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
And do you think he's cheating again with this old
friend or with someone new.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
I think it's with her, Like my son told me,
he saw aunt Christina because it's what he knows her
as at the part, Oh, he was my husband and
my husband and he was just confused. But I believe
my son.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
All Right, we are going to see what we can
find out, because if it is the case that he
has gone back, this is it. This is the end.
I mean, you said that in your email to me.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yes, you decided to stay with your husband after he
had an afair with Christina the first time because of
your family?
Speaker 9 (17:48):
Yeah, I just I wanted to save my family. I
didn't want my sons to grow up without their dad,
and I didn't want everyone finding out. You know.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
The question is because he was forgiven, did he then
think he could get away with it again? So hold
on one second, Mariah, we will call him in just
a minute here on Kiss FM. Mariah's on the line.
So if you just got here, here's the deal. She
thinks her husband may have gone back and cheated with
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this close friend former close friend of hers a second time.
Ten months ago. She finds out they've been married thirteen
years that her close friend, one of her closest was
having an affair with her husband of thirteen years. She
then cuts the friend out, but stays with her husband
for her son. Now she believes that he's having an
(18:38):
affair with that same woman again, Christina. So Mariah, we
are gonna call him now and offer him romantic roses,
and we're going to try and find out who he's
thinking about. Who does he want to receive this very
romantic and free gesture. I need you to say, Ryan,
(18:59):
you my premier to call, and then his name.
Speaker 9 (19:01):
Go ahead, Ryan, you have my permission to call.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
We are going to do that right now. Be very quiet.
We're gonna see what we can find out.
Speaker 9 (19:10):
Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Hi is this Nico?
Speaker 8 (19:25):
It sure is Hi.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
My name is El. I'm calling from the Valley Flores.
How are you doing this morning?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I'm okay great.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
So now we're doing a free.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Promotion today and it's a free dozen red roses that
you can send to anybody that you'd like. I wouldn't
need any cash from you or anything like that, or
just trying to promote our business, and we just need
the name of the person in a note.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Really a three dozen roses. Yes, seriously, I mean, this
isn't a catch or some kind of scam or anything.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Look the catches.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
If you like our arrangements, you come back as a
returning customer and then eventually pay for roses then, but
these are free.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
We do this promotion about once a month.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Okay, this is great, sure, amazing.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
So what's the name of the person you want to
send these beautiful red roses too?
Speaker 8 (20:15):
All right? Well, her name is Mariah?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Okay, and what do you like to put on the card?
Speaker 8 (20:26):
Yeah, let's go. Here's the Better Days Ahead. I love you.
I know something like that.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Okay, here's the Better Days Ahead. I Love you.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Now, Niko, would you like to send something to Christina
while we're at it? Your voice is being broadcast on
the radio, needs you to know that. But should we
get some for Christina as well?
Speaker 5 (20:51):
No?
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Why would we do that?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
So we're on Kiss FM. My name is Ryan. What
is going on with you and christ.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Was there anything? Ever?
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Well?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I mean.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Yeah, it was kind of a scenario back in the day,
but I mean it's it's something that.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
You know, we kind of got over. Yeah, I don't
really know what this is about.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
When did you stop seeing Christina?
Speaker 8 (21:29):
Uh, well, it was a while ago.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Can you precisely tell me what a while ago means?
Speaker 8 (21:38):
I mean it it was a while ago. I haven't
seen her in a long time.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
So is a long time? Ten months is a long time?
Two years is a long time? One month, two weeks?
What is a long time.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
It's been?
Speaker 10 (21:56):
It's been, it's been a while, it's been a while.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Why don't you pin just give me a timeframe specifically.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Bro Well, you can't write because it wasn't a while.
It was recently.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Yeah, I mean I guess, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Okay, can you tell me what recently means? Define recently?
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Saturday?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
All right, so you are having an affair with Christina
and you're talking about trying to make things better with
your wife Mariah. Am I are we onto something here?
Speaker 8 (22:32):
I mean, it's it's not really like that.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Well, I don't quite understand what else it's like then, Nico.
Speaker 10 (22:42):
I mean, I just happened to run into her. It
was a coincidence. It wasn't anything like I planned.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
How do you run into her where.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
We were just at the park?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You run into her at the same time at the
same park on the same day, at the same hour.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
Liar, it was just a coincidence.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Why was she at the park and why were you
at the park?
Speaker 10 (23:11):
I was just at the park there with with my
son and and I just happened to run into her.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
And where is Mariah, your wife?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
She wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay, So Mariah, you're on the line listening to all
of this. What would you like to say to your
husband Nico, I think I'm done?
Speaker 8 (23:33):
No, yes, no, honey, it's not like that, babe.
Speaker 9 (23:42):
I don't care what it's like. You know this is.
I just can't believe you. I can't believe again, like
I can't deal with the lies. I can't deal with
the being constantly paranoid, always wondering who you're with, who
you're texting. I don't trust anything you tell me anymore,
and I don't want to live like that.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, Nico, you no, there's no there. You have no
credibility with the truth. Bro, I just talked to you
for four minutes, and there's no credibility with the truth
with you. You said a long time ago, then he
said recently, it's been a while. There really isn't much
to believe. So I understand what she's saying. I'm Maraah.
You heard all that. Nico. You know where you stand.
(24:20):
The two you need to talk. We're gonna let you go.
Thank you, good luck to you, Mariah.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
If there was nothing to hide, he would have never
beat around the bush like that. He would have just
been straight up.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
A long time ago, a while ago. It's kiss FM.
Ryan's Roses on air with Ryan Seacrest. It's kiss FM.
So can you help me with this? Somehow? If I
text someone on WhatsApp and then somehow go back to
read the message again, I accidentally facetimed him again, makes
(24:55):
me seem like I'm, you know, over zealous to talk
to them, or makes me seem like I respond via text.
Now I'm calling you at the same time via FaceTime
after I just texted you. It's not great.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, it's because you hit the camera by accident.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I would just what it is.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No, I'm trying to make a good impression, Tanya.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
A good impression is face timing.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
No, not after somebody has sent you a text and
then you immediately reply, or you reply a little bit later,
and right on top of that reply, you called them,
and then you have to go, oh, so sorry, I
didn't mean to call you, and then you go, oh,
so sorry, I don't really my great, I.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Don't do this much.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, it's not good. Then then there's all those little
blocks of text, missed call and block of text and
so is it just an easy word to hitting the camera?
That's what it is.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
You need to close the app. I think you're done texting,
and then you leave the app open. So then the
next time you grab your phone, you accidentally dial you
like face time them. Basically, yes, this is happened to you.
I mean it has to me in the past. So
I just know that that's I'm holding my phone. I'm
not realizing and it's my thumb that just like is boom.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
There is no speed like the speed and what you're
trying to achieve to get to hit end before your
face is shown, yes, and to say sorry, I didn't
mean that. You don't want that.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Sometimes it is quick enough then it doesn't even go
through to their phone, but then you don't know. Then
you already you know, put your foot in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I've not been that quick yet. But I don't know
what's happening, and you're telling me I'm hitting my camera accidentally.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
It's the only thing I could think of, is.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
This on FaceTime? And what'sapp? Because the WhatsApps where I
accidentally call people all of a sudden, I just texted.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
We don't what's appy?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You do?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh my gosh, So what was it that really?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:49):
So basically like the call and the camera are the
very top.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
So if you're grabbing your phone and accidentally.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Right away, yeah, what's happening with out me?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
We have other lines?
Speaker 7 (27:03):
Yeah, my family in Mexico always what's happening on?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
What's happen? Exactly?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
My cousin anywhere?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
What's apps much easier.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It is anytime I travel. What's up?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Well, you guys can what's ap me whatever you want?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
What's no? You acted like you didn't use it or
didn't know about it?
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yeah, I mean, and what's apped? I didn't know Sysney,
what's up?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
You don't need to know everything about my life at
all times.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh boy, she will not. Now we're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
She won't break my hair, and now she doesn't want
me to know what she does.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Now and you're trying to take one of my drawers.
It's just too much. I need my space.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
We've come to a dead end. Friends, we need to
take a break, and there's a breathe break, breathe break. Uh, Sisney,
Tanya gonna need your help on this one because Sophie
needs to dump a friend. Why do you need to
dump a friend?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Why?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
What's the issue?
Speaker 11 (27:53):
I think just over time, her behavior has shown me
that she's just not a good friend.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
You want the behavior, yes.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Behavior, but there's you know, there are people that do something.
You go, oh, that's not a good friend. Okay, maybe
it's just one time, then two times, Oh that's not
a good friend. No, no, maybe that's a coincidence. Three and
four times. That's a pattern. That's a pattern of bad behavior,
a pattern of not being a good friend. So you've
(28:22):
made up your mind. Now the question is how do
you do it?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yes, I'm struggling.
Speaker 11 (28:26):
I don't know if I should bring it up and
have a conversation with her, do it over texts Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I had to have these conversations before. And I don't
recommend you to do it over text. Okay, but if
you do, you can. I mean I don't recommend that,
but you can. And it's really simple. I'm editing people
out of my life.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I'm editing people out of my life that take for
me more than they give, or at least don't give
as much as they take. I'm editing people. It's just
a way life is going to be. If you're taking
and draining from me without adding value, without participating, you're
taking more than giving. Then I can't do it. I
(29:12):
don't have the energy capacity to continue to be your friend. God,
that is the conversation.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I would never want to have that conversation with you.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
I would literally just like slowly ice yourself away.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
That's what I've been doing.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
But that conversation.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
You got to contribute as much as you take. At
least you cannot drain without contribution to replenish.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Fine, but why can't you just quietly ghost? Yeah, move
on much better?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Easy, cowardly. I think you look it's a very honest,
and I think people respect honesty. True, it's going to
make them look inward at themselves. But anybody listening, if
someone is draining you more than they're replenishing you, that equation,
that math doesn't work.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Why burn the bridge because eventually this person could mature
and then like ten years they're a great person.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
And whatnot.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
And so you guys could just like it's pretty honest
with somebody burning the bridge.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
But I feel like it's gonna make it so add in.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
I don't know how I'm gonna be after.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I just don't see you distance what the right advice?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Don't come to me, not the right advice.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
This is the right advice, because I've had Tara is
a Dodger fan and Whittier. Good morning, Tara. How are you?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
How are you great? All right? So we got Dodgers
Giants tickets at Dodgers Stadium. We are going to play
Dodgers Stadium. Food prices, Hi, yes, come on, you love it.
I'm gonna describe a food item available this season at
Dodgers Stadium. You tell me if it's hire or lower
than twenty five bucks.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
So you gotta get three right before you get three wrong.
The first one the four piece fried chicken bucket. It
includes mashed potatoes and biscuits. Remember four pieces higher or
lower than twenty five bucks?
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Ummm, I'm going to say higher?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, forty bucks? Well done? Wow, that a lot. That's
a lot for four with biscuits all right. The pistrami
burger at Dodgers Date, he higher or lower than twenty
five bucks. A beef patty topped with thin ley sliced pistrami,
American cheese, pickley, pickles, and mustard on a potato but
(31:31):
potato but higher or lower than twenty five bucks?
Speaker 5 (31:36):
I'm going to say lower.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, that's right, even with the potato, but and the
pickli pickles. Yeah, twenty bucks. Now for the wind the
spicy Korean chicken bucket not a buckets a chicken to
choose from. So this one is two times twice fried
boneless chicken tossed in a sticky spice see sweetie sauce
(32:03):
over a bed of waffle fries. Higher or lower than
twenty five bucks?
Speaker 9 (32:09):
I'm definitely higher.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yes, cook twice. It's going to take twice as much
time and more.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
The spicy sweety sauce.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Spicy sweet sauce. That's got to be expensive. Sweety sauce
is not cheap, Terra. Congratulations, you're going to see the
Dodgers and the Giants Dodgers date in May thirteenth. All right, wow, Okay,
what's his name? His name is Peter, Peter and Tara,
enjoy the game. Okay, one more tiny assistant. You play
this The drip Dog, a grilled on all beefy beef
(32:41):
hot dog top with nacho cheesy cheese, spicy Jlipinos, hot Cheetos,
all on a bakery style bun. Higher or lower than
twenty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I hope it's lower.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
It is lower. Twelve to fifty.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Okay, twelve fifty, that's good.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
That seems like the barkainaball.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
The forty dollars one on air with a Ryan Seacret,
it is bad, Bunny.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
This is kiss FM. Ryan's roses coming in a second.
You know, going that extra mile not for tips, but
just to like du a little something extra for somebody
is a good feeling. But when you work at Jersey
Mikes as your side hustle, like Jordan, go on the
extra miles not only a good feeling, it can get
you a good tip. Now, average cost of a sub
(33:31):
just for one person at Jersey Mikes is what Jordan?
Speaker 7 (33:34):
Now, it's twelve dollars.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Dodger stadium prices. Get a drip dog at Dodger stadiums
with the hot cheetah flaming cheetah, are they well to
have flaming Cheetos anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Mark you sure they Yeah, they still have all that
in talkies. Yeah, it's still out there.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Oh I thought I read in the news of flaming Cheetos.
It was all controversial. I think they're banned on la
UFD campuses of the die if food got it. But
the stadiums are fine for us.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
You're on your own out there.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
You're on your own as an adult in a while.
So uh. Anyway, Jordan, you got a ten dollars tip.
Every time somebody comes in. You're looking this is like
a unicorn, this ten dollars tipper. Right, you're looking for
the unicorn. What'd you do? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (34:16):
Got his energy. I felt he was a goofy guy.
Chopped it up with him. They had a good convo going.
And finally when I got to the board to do
a like do the toppings, I was like, would you
like it Mike's way?
Speaker 7 (34:27):
And He's like, you know what, I want it my way.
Speaker 12 (34:31):
It's probably the worst thing to hear as a Jersey
Mike's employee.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Why because like there's like a.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
System and you got all the like you gotta just
go and then when you want it my way, they just.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Mess up the flow of the whole thing. So it's
like the worst thing you want to hear.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
You're not going of the year, by the way, after
the story, it's.
Speaker 12 (34:47):
Fine, I'll take the l But I smiled through the
pain and I was like, let it writ man, what
do you want?
Speaker 7 (34:55):
Cool got through that he only want let us and mail.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
So that's great.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
It was.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
It was easy, but I.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Was like, bro, my way, come on, be more creative.
Speaker 12 (35:08):
So yeah, I went down wrapping up his sandwich and
I don't remember the corny joke, but he threw a
corny joke and I said, oh, that's a knee slapper,
and I slapped my knee and he had the biggest
smile on his face, like I think I made his
whole week for real?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Really?
Speaker 7 (35:25):
Yes? And so I catched him out.
Speaker 12 (35:28):
I said it was great meeting you, and he left
a ten dollars tip bill, Wow, tip.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
He's been trying to more than that, and what's much
more than that for twelve fifty sandwich?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
It's like eight.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Guys the time, Jordan. I like, how you tried to
steer him to Mike's way, so it's just like systematic.
And then he wanted to be out of the box.
But in the long run, that's why you've always got
to have that open door sort of like, hey, no problem,
I got you. Because at the end of his very
simple my way assembly line, he overtipped, so you cannot
(36:08):
judge an order by an order from that point.
Speaker 12 (36:10):
Moving forward, I will allow the my way only want
to shift them.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
And how is wapping up a sandwich different than you know?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
That's stopping me my tracks too.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I want to You're gonna w up some mail, some shredded.
Let us on a bond for me. Wap it wap it.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
Up, it up.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Oh man, all right, let's all go in there and
order my way. So I'm ready. I'm ready paying a bill.
Next to Kiss, I was gonna wrap it up for
us one at two point seven Kiss f M. We
are out. Thanks for riding along with if you missed anything,
if you missed like how you wap up a sandwich
at Jersey Mikes. Check that out in the podcast that
(36:53):
was earlier this hour. I've never had a sandwich wapped up,
and I thought that's a wow, that's a cool. Well
there's one of the terms I've I've heard a lot
I've heard rapping, you know, about wapping. It's not not
even like saying a word. I'm not saying a word wrong.
I'm saying a new word. I'm not talking about rapping.
I'm not talking about rapping. I'm talking about wapping. That's
how you make a sandwich these days. Anyway, check it
(37:15):
out on our podcast How we got into that. Tomorrow's
a second date update. They met in traffic on the
four oh five. It's fell apart though by the one
oh one. Wow, just freeway knee slappers. Anyway, that's the
seven twenty Tomorrow Morning Dodger tickets All morning, This is Kiss.
(37:38):
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