April 29, 2026 • 38 mins
On today's show: Big Boy drops in to catch up about a 48 hour trip to Japan, Chuey Martinez is giving away free gas and Intern Sophia is having some double date drama. Listen NOW!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood to you.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thank you for listening to Ryan.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Air on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I like the time a year we're in one of
two point seven because I am.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I like it when we get to talk about the
weather being just sunshine and eighty's that's the sweet spot,
that's the.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Lane that we say.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Spring is pretty great.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Right, you got a nice fresh morning, but not cold,
not that chill, and then you get that nice hmm Right,
it's time to break out the sleeveless war.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh yeah, very excited.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Do you know what I was thinking about this morning
when I was driving in Can I guess?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Can?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I just You're never gonna guess, You're never gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Go Well, if sleeveless wear inspired what you're about to say,
did it? Is there any connective tissue to that spring?
Not sleeveless, but yes, spring, so the seasonal? Sure, you're
going to make a prediction about what's going to happen
to me in the spring. No, that's what I thought
you were gonna do.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
No, okay, go, I was thinking about how crazy it
is that like Harry Styles is going to go look
at wedding venues.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
See, that's so funny. Because I was not thinking about
any of that on the way in. I was thinking
about what a great morning it's going to be. Actually,
was thinking about the definition of karma, which we'll talk about.
I was, yeah, that's why we're all here, because we
all have different trains of foes. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I was thinking about his bachelor party and just like
how he's going to do all these wedding things, and
I was like, this is so crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Our contributions are diverse. No, I don't think he will.
My prediction is that he doesn't do a traditional bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's why or traditional wedding. It's just going to you
don't think so.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
No, I don't think he's very I mean, look, I
think he's not going to do a traditional wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
No, Okay, we shall see.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, so what happened. He's engaged, he got it? Did
he get away?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Like we all kind of there were so many pictures
and ers and then but now that People Magazine and
like other outlets have like.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Confirmed it, because neither one of them has said it,
but they're sounding like a close friend of the circle.
That's a right.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Big deal because he's a heart throb to me.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I know people are taking like three to five business
days to process.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Who are these people?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Not not people that are going to work here. No, no,
we can't take three to five days.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah. So Lenny Kravitz would be your father.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And now that's that's the headline.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, yeah, that's worth it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's so cool. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I mean so if you think about his marketing heat
being a heart throb, taking him off the market, I
would think, oh, well, does that wane a little bit
his heart throb in this well no, because then his
father in laws any Kravitz, which kicks him up two steps.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, but I also think, like you're real, like his
real fans just want him to be happy, and if
this is what makes him happy, then you know, yeah
I do.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
But this is not what I thought about this morning.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I was just trying to get to like seven o'clock,
speaking of which before long, which is like a minute out.
I'm gonna pay the first bill, then seven ten, eight, ten, nine, ten,
all morning, and then tomorrow all day. It's kiss rental.
I just might Yeah, you know, you could eat this
every day and it's gonna help. And I think I
understand why. I'll tell you what this is. It's gonna
help you get in shape faster. It's a bit boring,
(03:12):
and that's part of why it's gonna work. So we'll
get into that. If you're headed to the gym just
thinking about this this morning, why not try and increase
if you're putting in the time to do it, because
it's it's it's frequency and repetition really that gets you
results in anything. I mean, success is equal to repetition
and frequency of that repetition. Yeah, in anything anyway, sisany sure,
(03:34):
it was great to see you and the.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Family this week.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
She came to American idlel on Monday night and then
you took the kids out to sushi afterwards at eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We were hungry.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
We had to be on set at like four thirty,
and then we were You had trapped three.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Two miniature people sitting at a four top in a
sushi restaurant and they were really well behaved and they're
not that old, I know.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
And they sent you a video. They were so grateful.
They had so much fun. You took such good care
of us, So thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Well, you're welcome. And Max, your son was asking me
a lot of care. He's very curious Michael Junior. He
was like, what is this? He goes, Ryan, what are
you wearing tonight for the show?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Now, I want to see what you were wearing.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Tonight for the show, right, because you were getting your
hair done when we walked into your trailer.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I'm not getting it done. I was having it sprayed it.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
You were hair done in style lam lamb.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Squad was there.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So anyway, you get home and you start thinking about
Mother's Day and what happened.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You ordered a bunch of spear. You were really planning
ahead for May ten.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I know I'm hosting Mother's Day at our house with
both sides of our family, so this is like forty
people deep, and so I have to just start planning
and figuring out like alcohol and things like that. So
I'm on Bethmo when I'm ordering like the wines and
Rose's and and I'm like, oh cool, they can deliver
it fantastic, And I hit yes, I accept, I pay,
and then I get a text right after And mind you,
this is like eleven thirty.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Like I'm I don't go to bed till like late,
you know that.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
So it's like almost midnight at this point, and I
get a text and it's like your delivery will be
delivered in thirty five minutes. And I'm like what, yeah,
and it's legit. I didn't even know that that was possible.
I'm like, obviously, bevmost closed right now. But they have
some sort of like third party delivery company that brings
it to you right off fulfillment.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
They've got fulfillment in your neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
They're just ready to Look, people need to drink when
they need to drink, Ryan.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
This is like cases of wine.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I'm like, I don't First of all, I can't even
have this, Like I can't go out there and like
receive this by myself.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I had to go wake up Michael. I won't look
great in the neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I had to wake up Michael from like his slumber
and be like.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Wait I did and ram at that point totally and.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
I'm like, hey, I have a delivery coming. I need
you to go outside and get it from me.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Because I want too scared.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Look, it's impressive. I know there there are feats like
that that are amazing to me. You know, it could
be some random thing that you need to fix something
in the bathroom, and all of a sudden that tool
is there in twenty five minutes. But yeah, if it's
my chocolate chip cookies that I'm ordering from the place
that delivers the homemade chocolate chip cookies half gluten free.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Half right now.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, sometimes they don't tell me the truth. They tell
me it's on the way. Can I start watching that
little video game diagram of the car and it's swirling
around in circles, it's gets it stuck and then it
takes ninety minutes. So you get the booze in twenty
five and the cookies take a long time.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It just depends.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
When I was in New York City for a while,
it's incredible.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You get anything because everything's on every block right.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Any in seven in one commercial break of his show,
you can have ice cream and you think, wait, the
show's going to be over. No, it's not that that
ice cream will be there in seven minutes. They're on
a bicycle a block away.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
It's different than you know cities like this spread out
in LA But you're prepared. That's my mom's birthday, so
you need double the booze.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Oh yes, welcome to come over if she mother's day
and Connie Seacrest's birthday going on the same day. Yeah,
and it's also Mexican Mother's Day as well, so it's
a very special mother's day.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
It's the universe, and it's five days after my colonoscopy,
So it's the universe saying let's celebrate.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You're gonna be ready, You're getna get out Sinco de Mayo.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
We'll come back to that with a big boy later. Yeah,
he's got other plans. He's coming into the talk about
something on Syna to my if you're not getting a colonoscopy,
coming up, your tickets to go see the world champion
Dodgers next? All right, tonya quickly the headline and we'll
come back in just a second tier report.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
In this trending moment.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
When an ex gets engaged, is it best to stay
off social media? That is the question?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Uh, give me fresh of an x Ooh like.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
An important ex seminal moment.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, yes, exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
So Wait, I think Sysney's got there. Let's just go
I think Sisney's got the right point here. Okay, if
there are years that have gone by, I can be
aware of it. Right, if it's within a year or two,
I don't need to do anything but wish you the best.
I don't need to know too much about it now.
I think I got invited to somebody's wedding that I
(07:45):
did a long time ago, which I'm fine with. Anyway,
go ahead with your report.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So as we were talking about earlier people, magazine did
kind of allegedly confirm that Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz
are engaged. And if you remember, Zoe Kravitz was previously
engaged to Channing Tatum. Okay, so they got together on
the set of Blink twice. He proposed October twenty twenty three,
and then they called it quits the following fall. So
(08:13):
now that this engagement news dropped, all eyes turned to
Channing Tatum and he did not stay silent. So he
posted a poem on his Instagram story. He captioned it
with the like it said, read dot dot dot and
I'm gonna it was ten slides of a carousel of
a poem. I'm just going to kind of give you
a synopsis. My brain and heart divorced a decade ago
over who was to blame about how big of a
(08:35):
mess I have become. Eventually, they couldn't be in the
same room with each other. It keeps going. His brain
and his heart now share custody of him. They blame
each other for the state of his life. I could
go on and on and on.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
That's from I mean, what I'm reading that you're reading
is from John Rodell.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yes, yes, it's a poem. It's not something that he's
just a poet.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh, it's okay. So he took this poem that has
already written.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
And he posted on his story. Okay, Panning Tatum, do
you just.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Like, in one second, tell us what that meant?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh the poem?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, can we just just decode it in like one second?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So it just kind of seems like he's talking about
his brain in his heart and he's saying, my life
is a mess right now, Like it's.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Just right now.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Currently is Channing Tatum's life's mess right now?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
This is just what he posted on his stories.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But this so he has to be with the timing.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Channing Tatum does often post stuff like he's he's not
like a silent person.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I'm gonna say and I I love this This guy
to me is I love this guy.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't know him well, but I love Channing Tatum.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I think if you post anything like that around the
time that something's happening, then you know it could be
interpreted like that. Like you just you are aware of that.
All right, congratulations to everyone. Channing Tatum, you have my vote.
You know, I know that this is my vote. Is
(10:00):
he running for anything? You have my vote? Channing coming
up next, there's a there's an election coming. He could
be running for something. If you want to get in shape,
eat this every day, every day. It's gonna help a
two point seven. It's kiss FM all right. If you're
putting in the time, eat this every day. It'll help
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If you eat the same meal over and over and
(10:22):
over again, not forever because you need to balance your nutrients,
but at least for a short period of time, you
might lose weight faster. And that's because it's boring. Like
when you get excited about a meal, then you look
forward to it and eat more.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Like I do. Eat the same thing a lot Monday
through Friday.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I do every day through Friday, or a lot of times.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Wow, ground up chicken, ground up, and I pre make
it ground up chicken in a container and I eat
it and you can.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Go five days straight with that.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
What do you eat the chicken with? Season? Probably sweep?
Yeah all right.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I mean when I really want to be focused, that's
what I go for and it's that season to focus.
Now the quote today, no amount of anxiety is going
to make any difference to anything that is going to happen. Wow,
it's saying that, don't waste your energy on the anxiety.
It's not going to change the outcome. It's only going
to spiral. You get rid of the anxiety, the outcome
will remain. One of two point seven kissmm is on KISSFM.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Chewey Martinez back.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
With us up early, get him a few days to
breathe and not work around the clock, and he's back
up in al Monty this morning. Free gas. You get
your free gas in Amanti. We'll pick a station here
in a few minutes a gas station. Tell you where
chew he is hooking you up first, sicany with the
Headlineiss FM headlines with sicy.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Well did you get stuck on the one oh one
during rush hour yesterday? Because the person who threatened to
jump off and overpass in downtown LA was taken into
custody after nearly five hours. California wildlife officials are warning
that bear sightings could become more common as temperatures rise.
A judge ordered the city of Huntingdon Beach to pay
(12:08):
one million dollars in attorney fees for restricting miners access
to library books. And Ariana Grande announced her eighth studio album, Pedal,
will arrive on July thirty.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
First.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
It's the weekend, do cheap playboy Cardi seacrest here so
for our intern Sorry, it's been so busy, I haven't
even said.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Hi in Hi Hi.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
You missed the perfect opportunity for me to meet Skeletor
when Sydney came to Idle on Monday night. You should
have brought Skeletor. I could have met him as well,
because Tanya was busy so she couldn't join us, and
we would have loved to have meet.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
We got to miss a.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Good checking about this, this boyfriend of hers.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
We need to plan.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
It's been moving fast, this whole thing.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
It was in a quagmire of slowness forever, Rightagmar, this
is great words. Yeah, it was swashbuckle gray for a
long time.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
What is a quagmire.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
What is this swash? It's like a.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Gray area, like a situation.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Quagmar is a swamp. It's like you're stuck. Yes, yeah,
look at it.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Look it up. I got chewing on line.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Let's come back to your non quagmire now, because it's
moving fast. I don't even know if your mom knows
how fast it's moving. Hope she's listening. Intern Sofia Chewie
Martinez guy went to high school in Phoenix before coming
back to La started a kissing O two two thousand
and two. He started a kiss gee and here he is.
That's a long time, bro. I think I started after that.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
I'm still very young, Ryan, young, and I know you.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Are you and me both Chewy so a monthy this morning.
Where are you? If people want to get the free
gas right.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Now, Bro, run Valley Boulevard and Peck Road across the
street from the Shaky's. I used to go to that
Shaky's when I was a young boys getting fights in
that parking lot. I'm it's room nostalgic right now. But
we're at the Chevron Ryan, I'm here. My man Adam,
who is an Army veteran who just reach hired in
January of this year. And uh, somebody wants to say, hi,
(14:04):
are you bro?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
We search? Hey, good mon, it's Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Good morning, Ryan Seacrest. I'm doing great now.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
What is your full name?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Adam Nopez?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Search perfect.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I'm gonna call you by your full name too, Adam Lopez.
We're so happy to pump your gas and pay for
it this morning.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
What are you up to? Where you headed?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Today I was hoping to go to the cosm and
what's the matrix?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
All right? Well you got all the fuel?
Speaker 8 (14:32):
Now?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Oh that would be give me it hurt to pay it,
but yes.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
We got you covered. Chewie is going to pay for
your gus and some other people there. Adam Lopez at
Valley Boulevard and Peck Road, the Chevron station.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What are you rolling in? What are you driving?
Speaker 6 (14:47):
I have an O seven Carjurie that I bought when
I was active, first car.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I still drive it all right.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Well, Chewie knows how to work that tank. He knows
that seven tank. Well, thank you so much for coming
on with us, and good luck on that trip in Inglewood,
that immersive experience.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Okay, take care, bro, love it, love it, love it.
Yeah to, So we'll check in with you.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Al Monty is the place this morning. He's going to
go see the Matrix. I think in Inglewood, the Immersive
Entertainment Experience. It's very cool.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
I want to I want to go with him. I
want to go see you check that out. I heard
it's really great.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I gotta send you to one more station this morning.
Then you guys can have your eleven AM movie dates,
all right, Terry Martinez, al Monty, I'm gonna pay a bill.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Next we're going to the five six two. Sophia. How
about this? You know, you meet this guy in Halloween, and.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I am all for I feel like I've lived so
many chapters of y'all's lives and relationships between from Ruby
to Tanya to Siciny now to Sophia the intern. I
have no time for myself. Really, you know, you guys
have distracted me from my own path. But let's focus
on Sophia for a second. So you meet this guy
(16:04):
on Halloween and we call him a skeletor. I do
not know his real name because he was dressed as that,
and that's just what stuck. Then you're in a gray
area of quagmire for a long time.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Definition, Tanya, the definition of quagmire is a soft, boggy
area of land where your foot sinks in when you're
swampy swamp, swampy, marshy ground.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
There you go, Marshie, you were in some marshy gray ground.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, all right, And now you're co signing documents with
this guy, not.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
Me, He's co signing documents with his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
No, wait a minute, what we need a sound effect mark? No, we.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Need the wrong sound.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
The red flag.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Okay, that one's fine. Why is he doing that? How
are they communicating about this?
Speaker 8 (16:56):
I actually found this out because I saw it text
messages in his phone with her about car tags and
I was signed those, I was, I was, But honestly,
I'm glad.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I'm snooping music right there.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
Okay, I'm glad I did, because when I asked him
about it, he said that when they were together, he
co signed the lease on her car when they were together. Yeah,
and now they're not together. And I asked him, I
was like, oh, well, how long is that going to be?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Like?
Speaker 7 (17:29):
How long are you going to have that tie to her?
Speaker 8 (17:30):
And he said she needs to refinance the car and
then he can cut the time.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
What do we do about this? What do we do
about it?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You can do. It happened before you.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It sounds like he was being generous and helping out
the situation from earlier. Gosh, let me go back to
the anxiety is not going to change the outcome. Any
anxiety you have will not change the outcome. So this
is kind of like done and right.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
But he's always to communicate with her for years to come.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Right, But he could see see you on all the comms.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
That's so awkward, so weird.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
And I know that they're going to meet up to
you that you can give her the tags. I saw
it on the tag.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Why can't he just mail him to her? Oh so,
why didn't he tell you this?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Like?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Why'd you have define it in his phone? That's what
I so.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I agree with everybody. No, Tanya is right, he should
tell you. But I'm also fine with him communicating to
make this like take care of the commitment that he
signed up for and helping with the coast.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
This is what happens.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I don't love that you were snooping though, Oh.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
My gosh, I thought you were co signing loans together or.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Something like that. I mean they basically did are you
living together?
Speaker 8 (18:46):
No?
Speaker 7 (18:47):
Borderline?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Does your mom.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
About?
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (18:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
All right, well that's that's not for me to tell.
You should communicate that to your mom.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Me.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Coming up, we have to play game. We're gonna play
Dodger facial Hair.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Wow. How'd you come up with this game?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Last night? Well?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I was in between a bath and listening to sod
Guru on eyeball.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's always the bath at I love this at work?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Well, don't two point seven kiss FM. I have your
World Champion Dodger tickets for you. We are gonna play
Dodger Facial Hair because it's time for Dodger Baseball. I
am the only person that wooed. Adam is in Santa Clary.
(19:48):
Good morning, Adam.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I'm good. How are you doing? Solid?
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
We are gonna play a game called Dodger Facial Hair.
So you have to get three right before you get
three wrong. I'll give you the name of Dodger. You
tell me if they currently have facial hair. That's it
easy and just play the odds on this one.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Bro. Okay, okay, okay. If you don't know the odds
played the odds. Max Monsey, Max Monsey, facial hair and
no facial hair. That's right. Congratulations, you got one, all right?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Thank you, Mookie Bets, Mookie Bets.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
Hold on, lookie, honestly it will go tee possibly hold on.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Mookie Bets. Facial hair and no, yes, yes, that's right,
you got it. What Scarnendez facial hair or not?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yes, yes, the facial hair. You just ace that you
swept it. Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
So you're gonna go see the Dodger take on the Giants.
Appreciate you listening at him in Santa Up.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
You got it. Bro, it's kiss Off app on air
with Ryan Seacrest. Seacrest with you. Now. You know, I have.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Friends that are like, you know, we should do one day, bro,
we should go bike riding and wine country, taste wine
and ride a bike. And I'm like, I don't think
so it seems so you No. I compartmentalized. I would
do my exercise and then do my taste. I don't
need to combine those two things. Then I started reading
about this and Sisney did a deep dive. But there's
(21:32):
a food marathon.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Coming to La.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
The idea of eating at different places in this thirteen
mile course between silver Lake and Highland Park. Yeah, and
having bagels and pizza and French toast like that in
my head sounds beautiful, right, But is it what my
body can endure?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Well, it's a half marathon, so you're not doing twenty
eight miles, it's thirteen.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I can't even run on the treadmill after I have
a bakery.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yeah, And they're not really encouraging like running. It's more
so about the food.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
How do you get from A to B?
Speaker 5 (22:07):
You do it, but you are going to go through
Highland Park at Go Park, silver Lake and you'll stop
at Courage, bagels, quarter sheets, pizza.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Of course you can walk.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
It's so.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You know, it just all depends. Well, think about it.
If you walk, if it takes you thirteen minutes to
walk a mile, this, yeah, thirteen times thirteen times thirteen
is what? Uh huh? So there's no pride at the end.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
You can do that.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You can't use a mathematical example and then ask us
the answer.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Right, And I got it one hundred and sixty nine minutes,
which is come back to two point eight hours, so
like three hours plus the eating of the eating. That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
There's no prize, No one's racing to the finish line
for this. It's just bragging rights that you got to
experience this. And they're only letting about one hundred people in.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
It's a lottery system and it loves peaceful hey that
you're painting.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
A very good to me.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
And you can enter in pairs, which I think is
really cute as well.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
It's happening May seventeenth. Of anybody that's curious about it's the.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
LA Food Half Marathon.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
And what we should do is anybody listening that gets
into that lottery and goes report back and let us
know if we should do it next time, right, just
like the marathon. Every year the LA Marathon, report back
and let us know how you feel.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
One day we will do that the LA Marathon. I
think our days have passed for that.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Exactly my days, My joints are passed.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Let me Rightrigo, Sophia, there's no shortage of drama in
your life as a college student, and now you've got
some double date drama.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
What happened Sophia? The intern?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
So my sorority sister.
Speaker 8 (23:43):
She invited me and Skeletor to go on a double date,
like out to like a nice dinner with her and
her boyfriend, but we were unavailable, so I had to
tell her, oh, like, let's reschedule.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
I'll text you. So a couple days later I texted.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
Her and I was like, hey, let's go get dinner tonight,
like we're free, this and that. So then she texted
me and said that they're unavailable, so we were like okay.
So Skeleton and I were like, let's still go out
to dinner. So we ended up going out to dinner.
We saw them at the same restaurant that we went to.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Well on a day're unavailable because they needed some time
to be with themselves.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
What's a big problem?
Speaker 8 (24:14):
But she invited us first to go on a double
day and it was like the next.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Day, I have no issue? So what did you do?
How'd you handle it, Sophia.
Speaker 7 (24:22):
I didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I just let them. Did they know you saw them?
Speaker 8 (24:26):
We definitely made eye contact, but I think neither of us.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
No, you didn't have.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
That's weird, so awkward that I was like, is she
gonna come say hi to me?
Speaker 8 (24:37):
Because she like canceled, and then I see her having
like a super casual date night, and I'm like, we
could have been at the same table because we're already
at the same restaurant.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I will say, honestly in their defense, in my mind,
there are certain times or days or nights of the
week where I can add capacity to be with others,
and there are certain days the week where I can
limit capacity to be with others, and they were on
a limit capacity night. This is the way the human
brain works. So you can't take it personally. That's a problem.
(25:09):
Don't let them dictate your emotion. They can't control the
way you Now you have anxiety because they didn't know
are you speaking to this person?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Are you like shutting her out?
Speaker 7 (25:20):
I am. We never addressed it never.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
That's just weird.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
It is weird, And I don't know if I should
be like, oh, like what happens?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yes, yeah, Otherwise it's just perpetual weirdness. Like at some
point you've got to conclude or.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Just try and make another double date.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
Really because double date go. I was like, maybe it's
just never gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Let me let me give some general advice. Situation here
a situation broader.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
What we need in life to move on at it.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Have capacity is a conclusion. Perpetual inconclusiveness is anxiety, and
so you need to conclude it. Whatever it is. They
blew you off, They didn't blow you off. She didn't
mean to whatever, close it, conclude it, move on. Can't
occupy space with this Tanya reaction.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Whatever you're reading or doing or whatever googer or therapist
you're talking to is like good self taught, because there's
no way self talt.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah, I've been writing notes for twenty five years on
this show.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Excellent, excellent advice.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
All Right, Sophia, you're gonna make it through this. Conclusion
is your keyword today. Take it back to campus.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Hey, you should write a book.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh god, I have enough.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I have enough to do at your leisure, my laserre
in my laisure days.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Like, don't like make a deadline for it, just in
your leisure time.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Okay, come back to that, Chew and Martinez zen amanti
Dodger tickets coming up. It's all happening. She's got free
gas next giving away your.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Dodger tickets right now.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Plus, Chewy Martinez, we just met Adam Lopez, who was
on his way to go see the matrix, and you
got some free gas in al Monte at the Chevron
station there.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
How do you pick the gas station, Chewie.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Well, there's gas stations everywhere, bro. We just randomly pick
them and we go wherever it's lit. And we picked
the awesome winners and some awesome folks. That's what we do.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I love meeting the people, I really do. I love
meeting the people that are getting the free gas. And
the best part is that they don't know it's coming.
So who'd you find now? And where are you?
Speaker 6 (27:31):
My girl, Alyssa. We're here at the Chevron station on
Valley and I'm here with Alyssa. She didn't know what
was happening, and she's about to go to the gym
and she's smiling. Got you right now? She's really excited.
So somebody wants us to hat you awesome.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Hello, Melissa, good morning. How are you doing?
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Wow? I'm doing even better now?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yes. So that dude there is Chewy Martinez.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
We work together at Kiss FM, and we are buying
your gas up your tank.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
You guys are amazing. I was telling Chewie that I
pulled up to the gas station and I can see
him looking at me.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
It's just like this.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
Awkward, uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Do I get out of the vehicle?
Speaker 9 (28:13):
Do I not? And I see the vehicle and I
was like, you know what, I'm just gonna go for it.
And yeah, and it was just amazing news this morning.
So thank you guys so much for this. I so
greatly appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
So tell us where are you headed right now.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I've actually hit.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
It over to the gym this morning, so I'm on my.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Way over there.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
I was all, eaty, So this is perfect.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I was reading something about working out when you're putting
in the time and doing the exercise. If you basically
eat the same thing every day for two weeks for lunch,
you'll the odds are you'll increase the return on your
investment of trying to get in shape. Really, but not burgers,
I mean, like the same thing that's kind of healthy.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, like a healthy thing.
Speaker 9 (28:54):
Yeah, you know what. I've tried that, But I think
for myself it's switching things up, and especially with meals
because I gets I can't sit on the same thing
every single day, so I try to change it up
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Well, do you not listen?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I know where that chevron is alongside the ten Resist
the temptation of the Tommy Burger down the street or are.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
They just no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
No, don't get excited about that. No excitement there. Get
to the gym by the time you got to get there.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Eleven. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Take care of you too, Bye bye, nice Cheeye. She
didn't know what to think when you were staring her down.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Bro, she didn't know what I was just like, listen,
you gotta come out of the car sometimes.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Great job this morning, Cheeye Martinez wrote, check him out.
Of course you can get him on Saturday night ten
to two triblex l.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
There is always a good time. We'll talk to you soon.
Thanks for this morning, peace, bro Okay, tell you that guy.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Is what you need, like he should be doing in
your alarm in the morning, waking you up. Put that
giggle and that voice. It is Kiss FM on air
with a Ryan Secrets Khalid Kiss FM, right on time.
The guy rolls to the second Big Boy, It's with
us here host a Big Boys neighborhood on a real
ninety two three Just down the hall people, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Good morning to you, my brother Ryan, How you doing.
I'm great. I wanted to ask you.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I I guess it was a few years ago. I
took that trip to Japan. It was amazing. I just
saw you went there, right, Yeah, Man, I did a
quick forty eight hours over there. Man, that's like wow,
probably my fortieth time being over there. But I just
went over there for some of us business.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
You just missed the earthquake, didn't you. Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
And you know it's wild about that. When I got home,
everybody was hitting me, you know, Am I safe?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Am I safe?
Speaker 4 (30:46):
So I just really kind of played it off, like, man,
I'm over here, I'm still stuck.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Send money, give me back home, you know.
Speaker 9 (30:52):
But I was.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Already home by the time that happened.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
What do you do for forty eight hours? Like you
can't even get there and back in forty eight hours?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Do you know what? Man, I've been trying some business
out there again.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
So I just kind of went out there, you know,
just getting people faces, and you know, you you definitely
want to see people when you're taking their money.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
So I went over to.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Just dinner and Annie that works with me. Annie has
never been to Japan, so she wanted to experience that,
So I was like.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Oh, we'll go over there and do a quick little run. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
She had a great time to uncle big Boy taking
care of everybody out all right now.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
When they told me you were coming by to talk
about sinking to Maya, it struck me as, oh, there's
something going on. I'm thinking to Mayo. Then my colendar
in front of me, and I was like, it's a
major thing I'm doing and sinking to Mayo?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
What am I doing?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Not only are you hosting your thing, but it's the
same day of my colonoscopy.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, yeah, on May fifth. You know what, bro, we
should go to that?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Should we give like some can we do something George
Lopez and the team over first?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
That would be So are you recording that? I am not.
You're not search or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I just thought, you know, what is the worst day
I have a colonoscopy? Yeah, that is the worst day
in the calendar to do it. It's such a dichotomy.
It's such an intersection of emotion and I'm gonna do
the prep work is the best.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, man, be with me.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
My comedy show is not till that night. If you
want me to buy and hang out with you that morning.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, I hold your hand, come by and hang out
with you. Hey, Ryan, When you do stuff like that,
do you.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Ever think like, I'm Ryan Seacrest and they see like everything.
I just did a test as well, and I'm like, dude,
now they know I'm not big boy. It's different when
you wake up and people treating you different, Like.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I mean, it's a little different.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
I want as the years go by, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I just want to survive. Just keep me around, all right.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
So alternative programming to Kolonoscopy is the Big Boy Comedy
Fiesta may fit Long Beach Terrorist Theater. George Lopez. Why
isn't George Lopez cut his hair in a long time?
Speaker 4 (33:01):
You know what, man, I call him George Zeppelin now
the way that his hair looks broke. So I think
he's one of those guys where he feels like the
power is in his hair now, you know.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
But it smells delicious, it smells nice.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
We got he goes You could tell that he goes
to like a salon to get his hair done.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
It it smells rich. Okay, it's got that nice blowout. Yeah,
who's on the bill?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
We got George Lopez, we got Alfred Roblest will be
there as well, Martine Morano, which is a Fluffy's guy,
justin Silva, Jay Valentino, my guy, Eric Blake. We got
Mariachi's as well. Just a great single DeMaio Night in
Long Beach, Man. It is like where long in Long
Beach where George filmed one of his biggest comedy shows.
So it's like kind of a go back, you know,
get back to basics kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
He's great.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
I love that you do this. I mean, how many
these you do a year? I tried to do for Ryan,
you know, I try to do for it. I closed
out the year at at Yamova. It's just one of
those things where you know, uh, great comedians. I love
to laugh and I think we need to laugh now,
you know. So it's just one of those things that
I enjoy.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
I'm I'm a fan first, So even with the comedians
like George and Alfred, I'm in the audience watching it.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Isn't it great? As the host, there's not that much
pressure on.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
You, right because they come and do they do all
their their sets, right, So you just kind of you
set the tone and then pass up Aton.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
I know, yeah, I know how to get in hit it,
you know, and pretty much get paid more than all
of them. Bad about that live radio.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Your spirit, your energy, your goodness.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Uh and the freak and the repetitions that you put
in like you do it every day and we love
you for it. It makes a city a better place. Thank
you for all your energy, big boy. Check out I'm
gonna plug your show ninety two to three Real come
on and tickets to Ticketmaster First Comedy Special, Go to
see you, Pow.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Pleasure to see you as always, Ryan, Thank you, guys.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Good to see you as always.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's kiss, It's kiss, good morning. Well.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
There comes a time every once in a while when
someone deservingly gets recognized for something they've been doing quietly,
and it is true.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
It's those things, those habits, those.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Things you do when no one's looking, and you keep
doing it over time, and finally somebody goes, you know,
what you've done, something that we should actually salute, recognize
and congratulate you for doing it.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Tanya is getting an award tonight.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
She'll be honored at the twenty twenty six Content Creator
of the Year function put on by the Organization for
Social Media Safety.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
So what is the award you're winning.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
It's the Content Creator of the Year award, and they're
giving it to the year.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yay, all the people create content of the twelve months
you won.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
They want to honor the fact that the way that
I use social media, that I stop using filters, that
I show up authentically as myself and advocate for women.
And so it's like really nice. When they said that
they were giving me this honor. I was like me, like,
I actually, you know, had that moment of like are
you sure you want to give it to me?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
That you shouldn't feel that you should feel good about
what you're doing, and you should ran. But what's interesting
is that you know, people are observing things that you
don't realize they are, and you're doing it, and they're going, wait,
this person hasn't just done it once. They've shown a
pattern of doing it for a long time, and we
should recognize that.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, ours congratulation.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Do you have to speak?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yes? Okay, So I have to give a speech, and
I'm like really nervous about it. I took my speech
to the park yesterday and read it out loud, like
just to like random people that were like at the
park because I didn't want to practice it at my
house because there's like nobody there, do you know what
I mean? I wanted to practice it in front of
just like people.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
But you know it'd be great since it's a social
media award, just roll back the video of you telling
random people your gratitude and play that back on a
video at the award.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
You dont have to say it, you just know that back.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I was going to say some things, but I practiced
yesterday with random people and here's me being safe in
social media.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, but I'm really excited, Like my parents are coming
up from San Diego for it, My in laws are
going to be there. My best friend's giving me the award.
So makes amazing. Thank you, drink it in.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
You deserve it A Tanya all right, coming up one
of two point seven KISSFM, Dodger tickets and non stop
Kiss music.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
We're gonna roll out uh tomorrow. We're paying your bills
every hour. We free gas and we're paying your bills
every hour. So just trying to hook you up when
it's least expected.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Free money.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
I need your name, so I can pay your bill
and then Chewy again. Tomorrow morning, free gas. He'll be
out a West Covina meeting all kinds of great people.
I love it getting a chance to talk to everybody.
Melissa just spoke to her. She was on her way
to the gym and Chew. He showed up and bought
her free tank of gas. That was an almanty and
tomorrow West Coveno. Also Ryan's roses. She is divorced and
(37:50):
her ex husband is trying to hook up with her,
but his new wife doesn't believe her.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Wow, Todays again Twisted.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
More coffee.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
We'll dissect it tomorrow morning, seven to forty. Ryan's roses. Also,
dodge your tickets all morning. Have a great Wednesdays can
be nice, embrace it. We'll talk to you first thing,
Kiss FM.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Thanks for listening to on Air with Ryan Seacrest. Make
sure to subscribe and we'll talk to you again tomorrow
From Hollywood to you.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thank you for listening to Ryan.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Air on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I like the time a year we're in one of
two point seven because I am.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I like it when we get to talk about the
weather being just sunshine and eighty's that's the sweet spot,
that's the.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Lane that we say.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Spring is pretty great.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Right, you got a nice fresh morning, but not cold,
not that chill, and then you get that nice hmm Right,
it's time to break out the sleeveless war.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh yeah, very excited.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Do you know what I was thinking about this morning
when I was driving in Can I guess?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Can?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I just You're never gonna guess, You're never gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Go Well, if sleeveless wear inspired what you're about to say,
did it? Is there any connective tissue to that spring?
Not sleeveless, but yes, spring, so the seasonal? Sure, you're
going to make a prediction about what's going to happen
to me in the spring. No, that's what I thought
you were gonna do.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
No, okay, go, I was thinking about how crazy it
is that like Harry Styles is going to go look
at wedding venues.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
See, that's so funny. Because I was not thinking about
any of that on the way in. I was thinking
about what a great morning it's going to be. Actually,
was thinking about the definition of karma, which we'll talk about.
I was, yeah, that's why we're all here, because we
all have different trains of foes. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I was thinking about his bachelor party and just like
how he's going to do all these wedding things, and
I was like, this is so crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Our contributions are diverse. No, I don't think he will.
My prediction is that he doesn't do a traditional bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's why or traditional wedding. It's just going to you
don't think so.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
No, I don't think he's very I mean, look, I
think he's not going to do a traditional wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
No, Okay, we shall see.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, so what happened. He's engaged, he got it? Did
he get away?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Like we all kind of there were so many pictures
and ers and then but now that People Magazine and
like other outlets have like.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Confirmed it, because neither one of them has said it,
but they're sounding like a close friend of the circle.
That's a right.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Big deal because he's a heart throb to me.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I know people are taking like three to five business
days to process.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Who are these people?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Not not people that are going to work here. No, no,
we can't take three to five days.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah. So Lenny Kravitz would be your father.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And now that's that's the headline.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, yeah, that's worth it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's so cool. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I mean so if you think about his marketing heat
being a heart throb, taking him off the market, I
would think, oh, well, does that wane a little bit
his heart throb in this well no, because then his
father in laws any Kravitz, which kicks him up two steps.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, but I also think, like you're real, like his
real fans just want him to be happy, and if
this is what makes him happy, then you know, yeah
I do.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
But this is not what I thought about this morning.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I was just trying to get to like seven o'clock,
speaking of which before long, which is like a minute out.
I'm gonna pay the first bill, then seven ten, eight, ten, nine, ten,
all morning, and then tomorrow all day. It's kiss rental.
I just might Yeah, you know, you could eat this
every day and it's gonna help. And I think I
understand why. I'll tell you what this is. It's gonna
help you get in shape faster. It's a bit boring,
(03:12):
and that's part of why it's gonna work. So we'll
get into that. If you're headed to the gym just
thinking about this this morning, why not try and increase
if you're putting in the time to do it, because
it's it's it's frequency and repetition really that gets you
results in anything. I mean, success is equal to repetition
and frequency of that repetition. Yeah, in anything anyway, sisany sure,
(03:34):
it was great to see you and the.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Family this week.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
She came to American idlel on Monday night and then
you took the kids out to sushi afterwards at eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We were hungry.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
We had to be on set at like four thirty,
and then we were You had trapped three.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Two miniature people sitting at a four top in a
sushi restaurant and they were really well behaved and they're
not that old, I know.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
And they sent you a video. They were so grateful.
They had so much fun. You took such good care
of us, So thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Well, you're welcome. And Max, your son was asking me
a lot of care. He's very curious Michael Junior. He
was like, what is this? He goes, Ryan, what are
you wearing tonight for the show?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Now, I want to see what you were wearing.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Tonight for the show, right, because you were getting your
hair done when we walked into your trailer.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I'm not getting it done. I was having it sprayed it.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
You were hair done in style lam lamb.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Squad was there.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So anyway, you get home and you start thinking about
Mother's Day and what happened.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You ordered a bunch of spear. You were really planning
ahead for May ten.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I know I'm hosting Mother's Day at our house with
both sides of our family, so this is like forty
people deep, and so I have to just start planning
and figuring out like alcohol and things like that. So
I'm on Bethmo when I'm ordering like the wines and
Rose's and and I'm like, oh cool, they can deliver
it fantastic, And I hit yes, I accept, I pay,
and then I get a text right after And mind you,
this is like eleven thirty.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Like I'm I don't go to bed till like late,
you know that.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
So it's like almost midnight at this point, and I
get a text and it's like your delivery will be
delivered in thirty five minutes. And I'm like what, yeah,
and it's legit. I didn't even know that that was possible.
I'm like, obviously, bevmost closed right now. But they have
some sort of like third party delivery company that brings
it to you right off fulfillment.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
They've got fulfillment in your neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
They're just ready to Look, people need to drink when
they need to drink, Ryan.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
This is like cases of wine.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I'm like, I don't First of all, I can't even
have this, Like I can't go out there and like
receive this by myself.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I had to go wake up Michael. I won't look
great in the neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I had to wake up Michael from like his slumber
and be like.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Wait I did and ram at that point totally and.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
I'm like, hey, I have a delivery coming. I need
you to go outside and get it from me.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Because I want too scared.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Look, it's impressive. I know there there are feats like
that that are amazing to me. You know, it could
be some random thing that you need to fix something
in the bathroom, and all of a sudden that tool
is there in twenty five minutes. But yeah, if it's
my chocolate chip cookies that I'm ordering from the place
that delivers the homemade chocolate chip cookies half gluten free.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Half right now.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, sometimes they don't tell me the truth. They tell
me it's on the way. Can I start watching that
little video game diagram of the car and it's swirling
around in circles, it's gets it stuck and then it
takes ninety minutes. So you get the booze in twenty
five and the cookies take a long time.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It just depends.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
When I was in New York City for a while,
it's incredible.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You get anything because everything's on every block right.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Any in seven in one commercial break of his show,
you can have ice cream and you think, wait, the
show's going to be over. No, it's not that that
ice cream will be there in seven minutes. They're on
a bicycle a block away.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
It's different than you know cities like this spread out
in LA But you're prepared. That's my mom's birthday, so
you need double the booze.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Oh yes, welcome to come over if she mother's day
and Connie Seacrest's birthday going on the same day. Yeah,
and it's also Mexican Mother's Day as well, so it's
a very special mother's day.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
It's the universe, and it's five days after my colonoscopy,
So it's the universe saying let's celebrate.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You're gonna be ready, You're getna get out Sinco de Mayo.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
We'll come back to that with a big boy later. Yeah,
he's got other plans. He's coming into the talk about
something on Syna to my if you're not getting a colonoscopy,
coming up, your tickets to go see the world champion
Dodgers next? All right, tonya quickly the headline and we'll
come back in just a second tier report.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
In this trending moment.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
When an ex gets engaged, is it best to stay
off social media? That is the question?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Uh, give me fresh of an x Ooh like.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
An important ex seminal moment.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, yes, exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
So Wait, I think Sysney's got there. Let's just go
I think Sisney's got the right point here. Okay, if
there are years that have gone by, I can be
aware of it. Right, if it's within a year or two,
I don't need to do anything but wish you the best.
I don't need to know too much about it now.
I think I got invited to somebody's wedding that I
(07:45):
did a long time ago, which I'm fine with. Anyway,
go ahead with your report.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So as we were talking about earlier people, magazine did
kind of allegedly confirm that Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz
are engaged. And if you remember, Zoe Kravitz was previously
engaged to Channing Tatum. Okay, so they got together on
the set of Blink twice. He proposed October twenty twenty three,
and then they called it quits the following fall. So
(08:13):
now that this engagement news dropped, all eyes turned to
Channing Tatum and he did not stay silent. So he
posted a poem on his Instagram story. He captioned it
with the like it said, read dot dot dot and
I'm gonna it was ten slides of a carousel of
a poem. I'm just going to kind of give you
a synopsis. My brain and heart divorced a decade ago
over who was to blame about how big of a
(08:35):
mess I have become. Eventually, they couldn't be in the
same room with each other. It keeps going. His brain
and his heart now share custody of him. They blame
each other for the state of his life. I could
go on and on and on.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
That's from I mean, what I'm reading that you're reading
is from John Rodell.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yes, yes, it's a poem. It's not something that he's
just a poet.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh, it's okay. So he took this poem that has
already written.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
And he posted on his story. Okay, Panning Tatum, do
you just.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Like, in one second, tell us what that meant?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh the poem?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, can we just just decode it in like one second?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So it just kind of seems like he's talking about
his brain in his heart and he's saying, my life
is a mess right now, Like it's.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Just right now.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Currently is Channing Tatum's life's mess right now?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
This is just what he posted on his stories.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But this so he has to be with the timing.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Channing Tatum does often post stuff like he's he's not
like a silent person.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I'm gonna say and I I love this This guy
to me is I love this guy.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't know him well, but I love Channing Tatum.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I think if you post anything like that around the
time that something's happening, then you know it could be
interpreted like that. Like you just you are aware of that.
All right, congratulations to everyone. Channing Tatum, you have my vote.
You know, I know that this is my vote. Is
(10:00):
he running for anything? You have my vote? Channing coming
up next, there's a there's an election coming. He could
be running for something. If you want to get in shape,
eat this every day, every day. It's gonna help a
two point seven. It's kiss FM all right. If you're
putting in the time, eat this every day. It'll help
get results faster. And that is the same thing as yesterday.
If you eat the same meal over and over and
(10:22):
over again, not forever because you need to balance your nutrients,
but at least for a short period of time, you
might lose weight faster. And that's because it's boring. Like
when you get excited about a meal, then you look
forward to it and eat more.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Like I do. Eat the same thing a lot Monday
through Friday.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I do every day through Friday, or a lot of times.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Wow, ground up chicken, ground up, and I pre make
it ground up chicken in a container and I eat
it and you can.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Go five days straight with that.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
What do you eat the chicken with? Season? Probably sweep?
Yeah all right.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I mean when I really want to be focused, that's
what I go for and it's that season to focus.
Now the quote today, no amount of anxiety is going
to make any difference to anything that is going to happen. Wow,
it's saying that, don't waste your energy on the anxiety.
It's not going to change the outcome. It's only going
to spiral. You get rid of the anxiety, the outcome
will remain. One of two point seven kissmm is on KISSFM.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Chewey Martinez back.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
With us up early, get him a few days to
breathe and not work around the clock, and he's back
up in al Monty this morning. Free gas. You get
your free gas in Amanti. We'll pick a station here
in a few minutes a gas station. Tell you where
chew he is hooking you up first, sicany with the
Headlineiss FM headlines with sicy.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Well did you get stuck on the one oh one
during rush hour yesterday? Because the person who threatened to
jump off and overpass in downtown LA was taken into
custody after nearly five hours. California wildlife officials are warning
that bear sightings could become more common as temperatures rise.
A judge ordered the city of Huntingdon Beach to pay
(12:08):
one million dollars in attorney fees for restricting miners access
to library books. And Ariana Grande announced her eighth studio album, Pedal,
will arrive on July thirty.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
First.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
It's the weekend, do cheap playboy Cardi seacrest here so
for our intern Sorry, it's been so busy, I haven't
even said.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Hi in Hi Hi.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
You missed the perfect opportunity for me to meet Skeletor
when Sydney came to Idle on Monday night. You should
have brought Skeletor. I could have met him as well,
because Tanya was busy so she couldn't join us, and
we would have loved to have meet.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
We got to miss a.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Good checking about this, this boyfriend of hers.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
We need to plan.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
It's been moving fast, this whole thing.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
It was in a quagmire of slowness forever, Rightagmar, this
is great words. Yeah, it was swashbuckle gray for a
long time.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
What is a quagmire.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
What is this swash? It's like a.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Gray area, like a situation.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Quagmar is a swamp. It's like you're stuck. Yes, yeah,
look at it.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Look it up. I got chewing on line.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Let's come back to your non quagmire now, because it's
moving fast. I don't even know if your mom knows
how fast it's moving. Hope she's listening. Intern Sofia Chewie
Martinez guy went to high school in Phoenix before coming
back to La started a kissing O two two thousand
and two. He started a kiss gee and here he is.
That's a long time, bro. I think I started after that.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
I'm still very young, Ryan, young, and I know you.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Are you and me both Chewy so a monthy this morning.
Where are you? If people want to get the free
gas right.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Now, Bro, run Valley Boulevard and Peck Road across the
street from the Shaky's. I used to go to that
Shaky's when I was a young boys getting fights in
that parking lot. I'm it's room nostalgic right now. But
we're at the Chevron Ryan, I'm here. My man Adam,
who is an Army veteran who just reach hired in
January of this year. And uh, somebody wants to say, hi,
(14:04):
are you bro?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
We search? Hey, good mon, it's Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Good morning, Ryan Seacrest. I'm doing great now.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
What is your full name?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Adam Nopez?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Search perfect.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I'm gonna call you by your full name too, Adam Lopez.
We're so happy to pump your gas and pay for
it this morning.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
What are you up to? Where you headed?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Today I was hoping to go to the cosm and
what's the matrix?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
All right? Well you got all the fuel?
Speaker 8 (14:32):
Now?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Oh that would be give me it hurt to pay it,
but yes.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
We got you covered. Chewie is going to pay for
your gus and some other people there. Adam Lopez at
Valley Boulevard and Peck Road, the Chevron station.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What are you rolling in? What are you driving?
Speaker 6 (14:47):
I have an O seven Carjurie that I bought when
I was active, first car.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I still drive it all right.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Well, Chewie knows how to work that tank. He knows
that seven tank. Well, thank you so much for coming
on with us, and good luck on that trip in Inglewood,
that immersive experience.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Okay, take care, bro, love it, love it, love it.
Yeah to, So we'll check in with you.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Al Monty is the place this morning. He's going to
go see the Matrix. I think in Inglewood, the Immersive
Entertainment Experience. It's very cool.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
I want to I want to go with him. I
want to go see you check that out. I heard
it's really great.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I gotta send you to one more station this morning.
Then you guys can have your eleven AM movie dates,
all right, Terry Martinez, al Monty, I'm gonna pay a bill.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Next we're going to the five six two. Sophia. How
about this? You know, you meet this guy in Halloween, and.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I am all for I feel like I've lived so
many chapters of y'all's lives and relationships between from Ruby
to Tanya to Siciny now to Sophia the intern. I
have no time for myself. Really, you know, you guys
have distracted me from my own path. But let's focus
on Sophia for a second. So you meet this guy
(16:04):
on Halloween and we call him a skeletor. I do
not know his real name because he was dressed as that,
and that's just what stuck. Then you're in a gray
area of quagmire for a long time.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Definition, Tanya, the definition of quagmire is a soft, boggy
area of land where your foot sinks in when you're
swampy swamp, swampy, marshy ground.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
There you go, Marshie, you were in some marshy gray ground.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, all right, And now you're co signing documents with
this guy, not.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
Me, He's co signing documents with his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
No, wait a minute, what we need a sound effect mark? No, we.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Need the wrong sound.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
The red flag.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Okay, that one's fine. Why is he doing that? How
are they communicating about this?
Speaker 8 (16:56):
I actually found this out because I saw it text
messages in his phone with her about car tags and
I was signed those, I was, I was, But honestly,
I'm glad.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I'm snooping music right there.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
Okay, I'm glad I did, because when I asked him
about it, he said that when they were together, he
co signed the lease on her car when they were together. Yeah,
and now they're not together. And I asked him, I
was like, oh, well, how long is that going to be?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Like?
Speaker 7 (17:29):
How long are you going to have that tie to her?
Speaker 8 (17:30):
And he said she needs to refinance the car and
then he can cut the time.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
What do we do about this? What do we do
about it?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You can do. It happened before you.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It sounds like he was being generous and helping out
the situation from earlier. Gosh, let me go back to
the anxiety is not going to change the outcome. Any
anxiety you have will not change the outcome. So this
is kind of like done and right.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
But he's always to communicate with her for years to come.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Right, But he could see see you on all the comms.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
That's so awkward, so weird.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
And I know that they're going to meet up to
you that you can give her the tags. I saw
it on the tag.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Why can't he just mail him to her? Oh so,
why didn't he tell you this?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Like?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Why'd you have define it in his phone? That's what
I so.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I agree with everybody. No, Tanya is right, he should
tell you. But I'm also fine with him communicating to
make this like take care of the commitment that he
signed up for and helping with the coast.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
This is what happens.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I don't love that you were snooping though, Oh.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
My gosh, I thought you were co signing loans together or.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Something like that. I mean they basically did are you
living together?
Speaker 8 (18:46):
No?
Speaker 7 (18:47):
Borderline?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Does your mom.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
About?
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (18:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
All right, well that's that's not for me to tell.
You should communicate that to your mom.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Me.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Coming up, we have to play game. We're gonna play
Dodger facial Hair.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Wow. How'd you come up with this game?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Last night? Well?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I was in between a bath and listening to sod
Guru on eyeball.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's always the bath at I love this at work?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Well, don't two point seven kiss FM. I have your
World Champion Dodger tickets for you. We are gonna play
Dodger Facial Hair because it's time for Dodger Baseball. I
am the only person that wooed. Adam is in Santa Clary.
(19:48):
Good morning, Adam.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I'm good. How are you doing? Solid?
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
We are gonna play a game called Dodger Facial Hair.
So you have to get three right before you get
three wrong. I'll give you the name of Dodger. You
tell me if they currently have facial hair. That's it
easy and just play the odds on this one.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Bro. Okay, okay, okay. If you don't know the odds
played the odds. Max Monsey, Max Monsey, facial hair and
no facial hair. That's right. Congratulations, you got one, all right?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Thank you, Mookie Bets, Mookie Bets.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
Hold on, lookie, honestly it will go tee possibly hold on.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Mookie Bets. Facial hair and no, yes, yes, that's right,
you got it. What Scarnendez facial hair or not?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yes, yes, the facial hair. You just ace that you
swept it. Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
So you're gonna go see the Dodger take on the Giants.
Appreciate you listening at him in Santa Up.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
You got it. Bro, it's kiss Off app on air
with Ryan Seacrest. Seacrest with you. Now. You know, I have.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Friends that are like, you know, we should do one day, bro,
we should go bike riding and wine country, taste wine
and ride a bike. And I'm like, I don't think
so it seems so you No. I compartmentalized. I would
do my exercise and then do my taste. I don't
need to combine those two things. Then I started reading
about this and Sisney did a deep dive. But there's
(21:32):
a food marathon.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Coming to La.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
The idea of eating at different places in this thirteen
mile course between silver Lake and Highland Park. Yeah, and
having bagels and pizza and French toast like that in
my head sounds beautiful, right, But is it what my
body can endure?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Well, it's a half marathon, so you're not doing twenty
eight miles, it's thirteen.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I can't even run on the treadmill after I have
a bakery.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yeah, And they're not really encouraging like running. It's more
so about the food.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
How do you get from A to B?
Speaker 5 (22:07):
You do it, but you are going to go through
Highland Park at Go Park, silver Lake and you'll stop
at Courage, bagels, quarter sheets, pizza.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Of course you can walk.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
It's so.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You know, it just all depends. Well, think about it.
If you walk, if it takes you thirteen minutes to
walk a mile, this, yeah, thirteen times thirteen times thirteen
is what? Uh huh? So there's no pride at the end.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
You can do that.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You can't use a mathematical example and then ask us
the answer.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Right, And I got it one hundred and sixty nine minutes,
which is come back to two point eight hours, so
like three hours plus the eating of the eating. That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
There's no prize, No one's racing to the finish line
for this. It's just bragging rights that you got to
experience this. And they're only letting about one hundred people in.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
It's a lottery system and it loves peaceful hey that
you're painting.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
A very good to me.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
And you can enter in pairs, which I think is
really cute as well.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
It's happening May seventeenth. Of anybody that's curious about it's the.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
LA Food Half Marathon.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
And what we should do is anybody listening that gets
into that lottery and goes report back and let us
know if we should do it next time, right, just
like the marathon. Every year the LA Marathon, report back
and let us know how you feel.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
One day we will do that the LA Marathon. I
think our days have passed for that.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Exactly my days, My joints are passed.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Let me Rightrigo, Sophia, there's no shortage of drama in
your life as a college student, and now you've got
some double date drama.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
What happened Sophia? The intern?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
So my sorority sister.
Speaker 8 (23:43):
She invited me and Skeletor to go on a double date,
like out to like a nice dinner with her and
her boyfriend, but we were unavailable, so I had to
tell her, oh, like, let's reschedule.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
I'll text you. So a couple days later I texted.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
Her and I was like, hey, let's go get dinner tonight,
like we're free, this and that. So then she texted
me and said that they're unavailable, so we were like okay.
So Skeleton and I were like, let's still go out
to dinner. So we ended up going out to dinner.
We saw them at the same restaurant that we went to.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Well on a day're unavailable because they needed some time
to be with themselves.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
What's a big problem?
Speaker 8 (24:14):
But she invited us first to go on a double
day and it was like the next.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Day, I have no issue? So what did you do?
How'd you handle it, Sophia.
Speaker 7 (24:22):
I didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I just let them. Did they know you saw them?
Speaker 8 (24:26):
We definitely made eye contact, but I think neither of us.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
No, you didn't have.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
That's weird, so awkward that I was like, is she
gonna come say hi to me?
Speaker 8 (24:37):
Because she like canceled, and then I see her having
like a super casual date night, and I'm like, we
could have been at the same table because we're already
at the same restaurant.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I will say, honestly in their defense, in my mind,
there are certain times or days or nights of the
week where I can add capacity to be with others,
and there are certain days the week where I can
limit capacity to be with others, and they were on
a limit capacity night. This is the way the human
brain works. So you can't take it personally. That's a problem.
(25:09):
Don't let them dictate your emotion. They can't control the
way you Now you have anxiety because they didn't know
are you speaking to this person?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Are you like shutting her out?
Speaker 7 (25:20):
I am. We never addressed it never.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
That's just weird.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
It is weird, And I don't know if I should
be like, oh, like what happens?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yes, yeah, Otherwise it's just perpetual weirdness. Like at some
point you've got to conclude or.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Just try and make another double date.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
Really because double date go. I was like, maybe it's
just never gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Let me let me give some general advice. Situation here
a situation broader.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
What we need in life to move on at it.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Have capacity is a conclusion. Perpetual inconclusiveness is anxiety, and
so you need to conclude it. Whatever it is. They
blew you off, They didn't blow you off. She didn't
mean to whatever, close it, conclude it, move on. Can't
occupy space with this Tanya reaction.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Whatever you're reading or doing or whatever googer or therapist
you're talking to is like good self taught, because there's
no way self talt.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah, I've been writing notes for twenty five years on
this show.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Excellent, excellent advice.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
All Right, Sophia, you're gonna make it through this. Conclusion
is your keyword today. Take it back to campus.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Hey, you should write a book.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh god, I have enough.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I have enough to do at your leisure, my laserre
in my laisure days.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Like, don't like make a deadline for it, just in
your leisure time.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Okay, come back to that, Chew and Martinez zen amanti
Dodger tickets coming up. It's all happening. She's got free
gas next giving away your.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Dodger tickets right now.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Plus, Chewy Martinez, we just met Adam Lopez, who was
on his way to go see the matrix, and you
got some free gas in al Monte at the Chevron
station there.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
How do you pick the gas station, Chewie.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Well, there's gas stations everywhere, bro. We just randomly pick
them and we go wherever it's lit. And we picked
the awesome winners and some awesome folks. That's what we do.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I love meeting the people, I really do. I love
meeting the people that are getting the free gas. And
the best part is that they don't know it's coming.
So who'd you find now? And where are you?
Speaker 6 (27:31):
My girl, Alyssa. We're here at the Chevron station on
Valley and I'm here with Alyssa. She didn't know what
was happening, and she's about to go to the gym
and she's smiling. Got you right now? She's really excited.
So somebody wants us to hat you awesome.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Hello, Melissa, good morning. How are you doing?
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Wow? I'm doing even better now?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yes. So that dude there is Chewy Martinez.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
We work together at Kiss FM, and we are buying
your gas up your tank.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
You guys are amazing. I was telling Chewie that I
pulled up to the gas station and I can see
him looking at me.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
It's just like this.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
Awkward, uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Do I get out of the vehicle?
Speaker 9 (28:13):
Do I not? And I see the vehicle and I
was like, you know what, I'm just gonna go for it.
And yeah, and it was just amazing news this morning.
So thank you guys so much for this. I so
greatly appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
So tell us where are you headed right now.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I've actually hit.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
It over to the gym this morning, so I'm on my.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Way over there.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
I was all, eaty, So this is perfect.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I was reading something about working out when you're putting
in the time and doing the exercise. If you basically
eat the same thing every day for two weeks for lunch,
you'll the odds are you'll increase the return on your
investment of trying to get in shape. Really, but not burgers,
I mean, like the same thing that's kind of healthy.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, like a healthy thing.
Speaker 9 (28:54):
Yeah, you know what. I've tried that, But I think
for myself it's switching things up, and especially with meals
because I gets I can't sit on the same thing
every single day, so I try to change it up
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Well, do you not listen?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I know where that chevron is alongside the ten Resist
the temptation of the Tommy Burger down the street or are.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
They just no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
No, don't get excited about that. No excitement there. Get
to the gym by the time you got to get there.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Eleven. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Take care of you too, Bye bye, nice Cheeye. She
didn't know what to think when you were staring her down.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Bro, she didn't know what I was just like, listen,
you gotta come out of the car sometimes.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Great job this morning, Cheeye Martinez wrote, check him out.
Of course you can get him on Saturday night ten
to two triblex l.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
There is always a good time. We'll talk to you soon.
Thanks for this morning, peace, bro Okay, tell you that guy.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Is what you need, like he should be doing in
your alarm in the morning, waking you up. Put that
giggle and that voice. It is Kiss FM on air
with a Ryan Secrets Khalid Kiss FM, right on time.
The guy rolls to the second Big Boy, It's with
us here host a Big Boys neighborhood on a real
ninety two three Just down the hall people, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Good morning to you, my brother Ryan, How you doing.
I'm great. I wanted to ask you.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I I guess it was a few years ago. I
took that trip to Japan. It was amazing. I just
saw you went there, right, Yeah, Man, I did a
quick forty eight hours over there. Man, that's like wow,
probably my fortieth time being over there. But I just
went over there for some of us business.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
You just missed the earthquake, didn't you. Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
And you know it's wild about that. When I got home,
everybody was hitting me, you know, Am I safe?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Am I safe?
Speaker 4 (30:46):
So I just really kind of played it off, like, man,
I'm over here, I'm still stuck.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Send money, give me back home, you know.
Speaker 9 (30:52):
But I was.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Already home by the time that happened.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
What do you do for forty eight hours? Like you
can't even get there and back in forty eight hours?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Do you know what? Man, I've been trying some business
out there again.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
So I just kind of went out there, you know,
just getting people faces, and you know, you you definitely
want to see people when you're taking their money.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
So I went over to.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Just dinner and Annie that works with me. Annie has
never been to Japan, so she wanted to experience that,
So I was like.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Oh, we'll go over there and do a quick little run. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
She had a great time to uncle big Boy taking
care of everybody out all right now.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
When they told me you were coming by to talk
about sinking to Maya, it struck me as, oh, there's
something going on. I'm thinking to Mayo. Then my colendar
in front of me, and I was like, it's a
major thing I'm doing and sinking to Mayo?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
What am I doing?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Not only are you hosting your thing, but it's the
same day of my colonoscopy.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, yeah, on May fifth. You know what, bro, we
should go to that?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Should we give like some can we do something George
Lopez and the team over first?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
That would be So are you recording that? I am not.
You're not search or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I just thought, you know, what is the worst day
I have a colonoscopy? Yeah, that is the worst day
in the calendar to do it. It's such a dichotomy.
It's such an intersection of emotion and I'm gonna do
the prep work is the best.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, man, be with me.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
My comedy show is not till that night. If you
want me to buy and hang out with you that morning.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, I hold your hand, come by and hang out
with you. Hey, Ryan, When you do stuff like that,
do you.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Ever think like, I'm Ryan Seacrest and they see like everything.
I just did a test as well, and I'm like, dude,
now they know I'm not big boy. It's different when
you wake up and people treating you different, Like.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I mean, it's a little different.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
I want as the years go by, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I just want to survive. Just keep me around, all right.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
So alternative programming to Kolonoscopy is the Big Boy Comedy
Fiesta may fit Long Beach Terrorist Theater. George Lopez. Why
isn't George Lopez cut his hair in a long time?
Speaker 4 (33:01):
You know what, man, I call him George Zeppelin now
the way that his hair looks broke. So I think
he's one of those guys where he feels like the
power is in his hair now, you know.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
But it smells delicious, it smells nice.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
We got he goes You could tell that he goes
to like a salon to get his hair done.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
It it smells rich. Okay, it's got that nice blowout. Yeah,
who's on the bill?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
We got George Lopez, we got Alfred Roblest will be
there as well, Martine Morano, which is a Fluffy's guy,
justin Silva, Jay Valentino, my guy, Eric Blake. We got
Mariachi's as well. Just a great single DeMaio Night in
Long Beach, Man. It is like where long in Long
Beach where George filmed one of his biggest comedy shows.
So it's like kind of a go back, you know,
get back to basics kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
He's great.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
I love that you do this. I mean, how many
these you do a year? I tried to do for Ryan,
you know, I try to do for it. I closed
out the year at at Yamova. It's just one of
those things where you know, uh, great comedians. I love
to laugh and I think we need to laugh now,
you know. So it's just one of those things that
I enjoy.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
I'm I'm a fan first, So even with the comedians
like George and Alfred, I'm in the audience watching it.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Isn't it great? As the host, there's not that much
pressure on.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
You, right because they come and do they do all
their their sets, right, So you just kind of you
set the tone and then pass up Aton.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
I know, yeah, I know how to get in hit it,
you know, and pretty much get paid more than all
of them. Bad about that live radio.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Your spirit, your energy, your goodness.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Uh and the freak and the repetitions that you put
in like you do it every day and we love
you for it. It makes a city a better place. Thank
you for all your energy, big boy. Check out I'm
gonna plug your show ninety two to three Real come
on and tickets to Ticketmaster First Comedy Special, Go to
see you, Pow.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Pleasure to see you as always, Ryan, Thank you, guys.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Good to see you as always.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's kiss, It's kiss, good morning. Well.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
There comes a time every once in a while when
someone deservingly gets recognized for something they've been doing quietly,
and it is true.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
It's those things, those habits, those.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Things you do when no one's looking, and you keep
doing it over time, and finally somebody goes, you know,
what you've done, something that we should actually salute, recognize
and congratulate you for doing it.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Tanya is getting an award tonight.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
She'll be honored at the twenty twenty six Content Creator
of the Year function put on by the Organization for
Social Media Safety.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
So what is the award you're winning.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
It's the Content Creator of the Year award, and they're
giving it to the year.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yay, all the people create content of the twelve months
you won.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
They want to honor the fact that the way that
I use social media, that I stop using filters, that
I show up authentically as myself and advocate for women.
And so it's like really nice. When they said that
they were giving me this honor. I was like me, like,
I actually, you know, had that moment of like are
you sure you want to give it to me?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
That you shouldn't feel that you should feel good about
what you're doing, and you should ran. But what's interesting
is that you know, people are observing things that you
don't realize they are, and you're doing it, and they're going, wait,
this person hasn't just done it once. They've shown a
pattern of doing it for a long time, and we
should recognize that.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, ours congratulation.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Do you have to speak?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yes? Okay, So I have to give a speech, and
I'm like really nervous about it. I took my speech
to the park yesterday and read it out loud, like
just to like random people that were like at the
park because I didn't want to practice it at my
house because there's like nobody there, do you know what
I mean? I wanted to practice it in front of
just like people.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
But you know it'd be great since it's a social
media award, just roll back the video of you telling
random people your gratitude and play that back on a
video at the award.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
You dont have to say it, you just know that back.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I was going to say some things, but I practiced
yesterday with random people and here's me being safe in
social media.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, but I'm really excited, Like my parents are coming
up from San Diego for it, My in laws are
going to be there. My best friend's giving me the award.
So makes amazing. Thank you, drink it in.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
You deserve it A Tanya all right, coming up one
of two point seven KISSFM, Dodger tickets and non stop
Kiss music.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
We're gonna roll out uh tomorrow. We're paying your bills
every hour. We free gas and we're paying your bills
every hour. So just trying to hook you up when
it's least expected.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Free money.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
I need your name, so I can pay your bill
and then Chewy again. Tomorrow morning, free gas. He'll be
out a West Covina meeting all kinds of great people.
I love it getting a chance to talk to everybody.
Melissa just spoke to her. She was on her way
to the gym and Chew. He showed up and bought
her free tank of gas. That was an almanty and
tomorrow West Coveno. Also Ryan's roses. She is divorced and
(37:50):
her ex husband is trying to hook up with her,
but his new wife doesn't believe her.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Wow, Todays again Twisted.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
More coffee.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
We'll dissect it tomorrow morning, seven to forty. Ryan's roses. Also,
dodge your tickets all morning. Have a great Wednesdays can
be nice, embrace it. We'll talk to you first thing,
Kiss FM.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Thanks for listening to on Air with Ryan Seacrest. Make
sure to subscribe and we'll talk to you again tomorrow
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