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May 20, 2026 35 mins
On today's show: Tanya has to bite the bullet and go on an RV trip with Roby. Ryan uses hand dryers for his hair & listener talkbacks are here! Catch up NOW!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood to you.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Air with a Ryan Seacrest, Kay Glaciers.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
And Sean depol there on one of two point seven.
It's a kiss. FM Oh, I forgot to tell you.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Uh, we were supposed to watch Withering Heights, Tanya, you
and I independently and come back with our review.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
It looks like a great movie.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yes, it's just didn't watch it.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I love everybody who's in it, and I love Margot Robert,
I love the actors that are in it, Jacob LORDI
and so we were gonna watch it independently and come
back in Withering Heights. It just got posted up on
streaming and you reminded me to watch it, and I did.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Start to watch it.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'm proud.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
The thing is, I'm not a fairy tale kind of
fantasy guy, neither mine. So yeah, I and it's brilliant.
I'm sure that I know it's prin because I know
about Withering Heights, but I just don't know what it
is for me. I can't do those period kind of
fantasy pieces.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
I understand, I understand. So do you want to know
what happened to me this weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm dying.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I got sucked.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Into this show called Off Campus, okay, and I could
not take my eyes off of it the entire weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Like it.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It is my new personality.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
I'm obsessed with it. I've been like doing deep dives
on the main characters, like I am obst Jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
You watch it too, I see you nodding your head.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
My boss recommended it to me, and I binged it
all weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, okay, So is this something you think I would like, Tanya, Yes, Cicy, I.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Haven't seen it, but I've heard good things and it's
on my list as well.

Speaker 7 (01:46):
It's a little crazy. It's a little crazy, you think.
I think it's a little rated R Yes, definitely righted R.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
But in like a PG way what.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Anyway? Here we are back at it good to be.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Bad and that was so sidetracked.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
It's just like, well, I'll have to put that on
my list then, okay, get campus.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Got it.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
You know, it's a time for us to reflect on
ourselves each and every morning. It's time for us to
get together and have a camaraderie that we have and
the fellowship that we have here together. That's it's a
lot of fun working here and being with you guys,
and every now and then we stumble upon things where
we are critical of ourselves, and Sistany is being critical
of herself and she wants to address it with us.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
So Sisney, what is the critical issue?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
It was pointed out to me the other day.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I met somebody for the first time, and as we
were chatting, it was like a brunch situation, so there
was like a group. I was sitting next to him
and he was talking her. I was looking at him
and he He's like, do I have something on my face?
Like you keep staring at my chin and what? And
then I brought this up to other people and they're like, yeah,
you often kind.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Of like your eyes drift and you don't really make icon.
I don't lock in and I end up and I realized,
now is that too right?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, now I'm so aware of it that I stopped myself.
And I think before it was I was reading lips,
like I stare at your mouth to like understand what
you're saying because sometimes I can't hear. And so that
was my like my crutch, you know. But now it's
very obvious when I don't look at eyeballs, and now
I also.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Will look left and right sometimes too.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, on the.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Topic, what is it like, I get like panicky after
I stare at your eyes for too long.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Can be uncomfortable to look someone in the eye. I
mean I know that. Yeah, I also read mouths. I
also look at people's mouths when they are talking. Okay,
that makes sense, so I can make sure I hear them.
But I go back up into straight on eye contact
as well. I don't go left right. I have to,
like I will tell you though, I have to intentionally

(03:49):
tell myself to do it.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I really do.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I have to intentionally say, lock into in my head,
lock into their eyes. Stay, stay boy, stay stay, stay
in their eyes. And then it can feel a little
uncomfortable at times when you're looking at somebody. But it
is a great thing to do. But I don't do
it without telling myself.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I have to do it.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's where I'm at now.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
I have to remind myself to look at someone's eyes
when we're speaking, or it's more so when they're speaking,
So when they're speaking, that's when I get kind of
like lost and drifty, and then I either stare at
their mouth or you're right, like I look sideways.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, the sideways I've noticed before. But the mouth thing.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
I think a lot of us do that because I
want to make sure that we are hearing exactly what
they're saying. Yeah, and read so like if I'm talking
to somebody he ran on this show, I'll read their
lips often and then I'll go up.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
But then I'll go up to the eyes.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
It is. It is something I intentionally had to work
on myself. Well, so I had to intentionally work on
like slowing down my walk.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
My wah, my.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Gosh, it's impossible, it's too much.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's actually strange.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
The gate is fine, but the pace in which I
walk into and out of place, it's like, it's so down.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, And if we're with you and we're in heels,
it's impossible.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
If you're dating someone and you walk that fast, it's
a signed to them that you're not into them.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Really.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yes, Well, I have intentionally also made a mental note
to slow myself down. So I'm like, look at him
in the eye, slow your pace down, look at the eye,
your face down. It's great therapy. We are hypercritical of ourselves,
but it's okay, Yeah, make the eye contact. Think about it.
It's okay to have to think about it truly. All right,
Well that was great. We've turned a new leaf here. Yes,

(05:33):
everybody's just And then Tanya just doesn't She looks at
you but doesn't blink.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
That's another thing, joy eye contact.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
I don't know how your eyes don't get too dry
because she does not blink. She goes on, she does
that full on. Oh my gosh, is she gonna do
something to me with my eyes closed?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, exactly like.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
If I were to be alone with her in a room,
is she about to do something to me? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yeah, that kind of stare. But seacrests with you. Well,
it's time to start thinking about summer. It's just about here.
The year has kind of gone fast. You think about it,
and we get a little vacation, a little break in
the summertime here, which is wonderful. It's always good to
get away. It's fun to look forward to it and
plan it. I mean, I love the sport of planning.

(06:11):
I plan out loud to people that I'm traveling with
or people I'm doing anything with. I plan so much
and I do it out loud just because it's I
don't know, I like it. But not everybody needs to
plan quite as much as I do, because I plan,
and then I have a backup plan, and then I
have a failure plan, so all else fails. There's this
emergency hatch plan nice I have as well. And this

(06:32):
is with everything in my life. This is not just
big things. This is with every little thing. And Tanya
is starting to plan her summer trip.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, I don't want to plan this summer trip.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Well, he's starting to try and plan it with you.
This is You're not for it.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
This has been his dream for quite some time, and
I've managed to kick the can for a while. But
he really wants to go on like a cross country
RV trip.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
See the great Parks of America.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Yes, in a van with like a van like not
even like v like, I don't know a big van.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Is Sonny along? You can make your breakfast in that
little r V. Yeah, little folding chairs in front with
the awning.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I like, have zero desire, but I also like, I
want to do what makes him happy, and if this
is like a dream that he's had forever, I also
want to help him.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Partake in this dream. But I just have to no desire,
be at.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Least a bit enthusiastic about it so not. How many
nights would the RV trip be?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
How much time do you to take off for this?

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Well I'm just gonna play the card of like I
can't get that much time off work to go across
the country.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well no, no, Robbie, I can tell you she has
time a crew.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yeah, she has lots go across the country. So I'm
thinking maybe we do like along the California coast.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Well did you come up with? I mean, that's the thing.
The key to me is, I think.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
The the compromise is Okay, babe, I'm down and I
can't wait to explore this because it's so exciting for you,
and you know what, I'm gonna love it. Yeah, and
we're gonna play great music, but only for X amount
of nights. I mean, you've got to come up with
and he should agree to that. You don't need to
do ye know. I don't know how long you have,
but I am full of nights right.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Across the country is like a long time cam. It
in RV is fun, though, Oh yeah, can't out of here?

Speaker 5 (08:21):
You would never You don't like it either, I have,
I just don't.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I don't need to do it every single summer.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
But I'm more of like every two years I get
the edge for campion again.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I like the idea of it.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
The problem is all of the hours it will take
to get everywhere, My impatience level will just be through
the roof.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I mean, it does sound like the National Lampoon's Vacation movie.
This one. Robbie is Clark and you're Ellen.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh my gosh, I'm so nice.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Lean into it, smile, have a good time. I'll bet
you'll be pleasantly surprised. And this country is beautiful, the
things you can see when you're on the road and
see the national parks and yeah, oh gosh, we.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Did se coil last summer. Take pictures.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Thank for me?

Speaker 8 (09:04):
All right?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
In the bathroom at work, this hand dryer or the
paper towel, which is better?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Sometimes I don't know which one to use? Are both?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
THEREFM got a quote of the day today in just
a second to get you on the right path of
spirits for this Wednesday morning. So when you go to
some restrooms, they've got your paper towels, and they've got
the dispenser, and they've got that hand dryer that you
hold your hands up to and you can use. I
don't know which one is more effective. I do now

(09:32):
I look this up. So if you want to get
rid of the most they say the best is paper towels.
If they have paper towels, the best way to dry
and clean off the excess germs would be with paper towels.
The air dryer is better for the environment, right, but
the paper towels are better for your hands. I am

(09:56):
of the height that I can use the hand dryer
as a bloat. I can get my forehead right down
under that thing.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I have to do that.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Oh, at the end of the day, I repoof it
with that hand dryer.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
I just I basically get into a mini squadization exactly.
I put my forehead up and it just blows that
baby steep, steep, steep. Right. It's very exciting to me.
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(10:28):
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Speaker 2 (10:32):
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Speaker 3 (10:37):
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(11:00):
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So Josie has a question. If you're in a relationship
and someone likes a photo on your Instagram, what do
you do? Tell me more Josie.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Okay, so I posted a picture of me in a
little very low cut top that alex Earl one if
you know which one I'm talking about. She's like, oh,
is this too much for a little bar in New Jersey?
That one, and so there was a lot showing I
looked cute. And this guy that I went to college with,
we only had one class together.

Speaker 7 (11:58):
He liked the story.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
And so typically when people do this, I'm like, if
I'm in a relationship, I'm just gonna unfollow them, right,
But then I find out he has a girlfriend of
two years. So then I've been wondering do I unfollow
him and mind my own business?

Speaker 7 (12:14):
Or do I tell his girlfriend?

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Is it not acceptable to be nice and like someone's photo. No,
it doesn't have to have strings attached to it.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
But when I'm in the little outfit I was wearing.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
And the other thing is that when it's an Instagram story,
that's not a public like. So it wasn't like I
posted it and his girlfriend could find out that he
liked this picture of me.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
It's a secret.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
So he shouldn't have liked it in your view, because
he's in that relationship. I mean, look, I wouldn't think twice.
I'd be just so happy somebody liked my photo. I
wouldn't be worried about all of the other rules to it.
But what I've done before is I've been like looking
at people's stuff and I've I think I've liked it,
and then not meant to like it. And then you know,
I got to go back and unlike it because I didn't.

Speaker 9 (12:58):
Need to hit it.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
But then because you were so deep the profile checking out.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
I'm looking at them, I hit like, and now I
got it unlike, which is also weird.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
I mean, look, this guy is not for you.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Obviously You've got your own, dude, but I wouldn't think
twice about it.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
But he's a serial liker of my serial yes, of
my stories.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
So he kind of still like has a thing for you.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
I don't even know him.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
We had one class together, and I just feel so
bad for his girlfriend, Like I want to tell her.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
You don't tell her, just let yourself be liked and
move on.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
But I understand you got to be a little careful
about that stuff, all right, coming up here we go
three two three. That's where I'm going next to pay
a bill if I'm in a relationship or not.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Just like a photo of me. I'm just happy.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I like her all the time.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, I know you do. Thank you, you and my sister.
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
It's kiss coming back, all right? So weekend the Hills
on Kiss FM, seacrests with you.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Tanya has a trending report.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
So let's say you're traveling with the family and you
decide you want to use some points, or you want
to get the upgrade, or maybe they just are nice
and they upgrade you from coach from economy to first
Would you do it and leave your kids behind?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
That's the trending report. Go ahead, Tanya.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
So basically, what happened Nicholas Say spilled some tea about
his ex wife Jessica Simpson, and I don't feel like
that was his intention.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
So it's like so bad.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Because he was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy
Cohen and he revealed that he back in March was
on the same flight with Jessica Simpson to Hawaii. It's
the first time they'd seen each other in about twenty years,
and he said that Jessica was up in first class
with her mom, and then Andy asked him point blank
the kids were in a separate class of service, and
they kind of confirmed it, saying, yeah, her ex husband

(14:40):
Eric and the kids were in economy in coach yea,
and the internet had some obviously, as the internet does,
they had some very strong opinions. Some people were like,
mom needs a break energy, like good for Jessica, like
da da da, And then a lot of other people
were like, I couldn't even imagine and going in a

(15:01):
different class, like and leaving my kids in a different
section of the play.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Back there with their dad.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Right, yes, but still.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Like, I don't know, if you're going on a family vacation,
how old are the kids there? They range between that's
a great question. They're not like, they're not like two
and three, they're like, I want to say, like five
to thirteen.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Very generous of dad.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Good on you let her go up there and enjoy
herself and you take care of the babysitting and economy.
Let me tell you something I remember growing up, and
it was at a time like if we got to
travel by air, forget the class. I've never seen the
first class, If we got to go economy, if we
didn't have to take the station wagon for twelve hours,

(15:43):
it was a huge deal. So I was just so
excited for the smell of jet fuel because I knew
we would get there faster than that Volvo station wagon
that takes twelve hours to get to my grandparents in Pennsylvania.
So I don't I'm not up in arms about that.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, I just could.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
I mean when I was growing up, we all sat
as a family like that was just that.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
That's that's how it always was.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I couldn't imagine Weson as a family right now because
we have to because they're so little. But like, if
there's an opportunity to get first, Yeah, Michael's.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Wife upgraded there smaller in the bag coming up and
got There's No Doubt tickets at the Sphere.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Hang tight, this is kiss.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
It's time to play Celebrity Shoe Size. Come on, let
me hear the enthusiasm, do we Everybody wants to know
everybody's shoe size. Everybody's asking for us to play this game. Christina,
you're in luck in Orange County. We're gonna play Celebrity
Shoe Size. So we got a pair of tickets to

(16:42):
go see No Doubt at the Sphere and a two
hundred and fifty dollars cash card. If you do it well,
you gotta get three right before you get three wrong.
So basically, Christina, and good morning, how are you good.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
How are you good. I'll give you a celebrity.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
You tell me if their shoe size is bigger or
smaller than a size ten.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
All right, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Gotta get three right before you get three wrong. Gwen Stefani,
Gwen Stefani, bigger, smaller than a size ten.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Smaller, Yes, that's correct. Eight and a half for bread,
all right?

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Low Wayne Lowe Wayne, bigger or smaller than a size ten?

Speaker 10 (17:27):
Bigger?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
No, lo Wayne, to help you out? Low feet? Yeah,
seven and a half is Wayne's foot? All right? This one?

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Nicole Kidman, Nicole Kidman, bigger or smaller than a size
ten smaller a size eleven.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
She's tall. He's got a size eleven.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, she's tall, girl, all right.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Next one, Olivia Rodrigo. Celebrity shoe size Bigger or smaller
than a ten.

Speaker 11 (18:04):
Smaller?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, size seven. You're in it.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Gotta get this one for the win. Oprah winfree, Oprah winfree.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
The legend. Bigger or smaller than a size ten. Celebrity
shoe size.

Speaker 11 (18:18):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Bigger, that's right, you're right, I got it, size eleven. Yeah,
I mean it's just very interesting.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
We play this all wait, I'll play all the time,
play a couple times a year, but there you go.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
For example, I'm a size ten tombs.

Speaker 11 (18:33):
What are you?

Speaker 5 (18:34):
You're not a ten?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
I am a ten?

Speaker 11 (18:38):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Maybe I am too? What's up saying? Anyway?

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Hold on, wretch off your Yeah, you don't make anybody
else you look at it.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Thank you Christina for listening and playing.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
We appreciate the bottom of the ball.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
You won.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
You're going, Yes, you won. Congratulations, Thank you.

Speaker 10 (18:58):
That's just going to be my fiftieth port They present
ah do you?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah? Thank you? On air with Ryan Seacrest, It's kiss
Spioey and Bruno there.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
We are paying your bills in a second, and then
in a few minutes eight twenty five ish, Mikayla on
the dating apps and the actual, legit, true, real opening
lines from dudes I can't get enough, And we'll decide.
We'll collectively decide who she's going to respond to. But
first let me get Jackie on the phone here. Jackie,

(19:33):
good morning and thanks for calling. So you blocked your
boss while you were in Las Vegas. What's the issue here?

Speaker 10 (19:40):
Okay? Hi guys, So I work for a makeup brand
and part of my job is posting content on social media.
So before I went to Vegas for the weekend, I
blocked my boss. Not because I was doing anything horrible.
I just didn't want to feel like monitored while I

(20:03):
was out partying and posting with my friends. Got it,
And honestly, I do it all the time.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
I usually just.

Speaker 10 (20:11):
Block her for the weekend and then I unblock her after,
except this time I forgot. So now I'm in trouble
at work because my boss thinks that I haven't been
posting content like I'm supposed to. But I have been posting.
She just couldn't see any of it because she was blocked.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
So now I'm your concern is how do you comfortably say, hey, boss,
just so you know, I tend to block you when
I don't want to know.

Speaker 9 (20:45):
That.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I know that's what she's trying to figure.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
Out, right, Yeah, that's the issue. If I tell her
what really happened, she knows I'm going She knows I
like intentionally blocked her. But if I don't tell her,
it looks like I wasn't doing my job and I
get written up.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
So as a question, I'm just asking for a friend.
But if a friend blocked everybody here on the weekends.
Would they know they were blocked?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I think only if they went to search for that profile.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
I think, so, okay, great to know for my friend, Yes,
we would know. You would How would you know if
my friend blocked here on the weekends.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
I would know, but only if you physically went to
go look for If you went to search his profile
and it didn't come up, then you would know you're blocked.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, but if you went about your business.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
I don't like the idea of you having boundaries and
blocking your boss when you don't want your boss to
be bothering you. I think it's great. Can you say you, oh,
accidentally did it this time? Maybe maybe you mistake you
didn't know it was that's odd.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
I mean, little white lie, But that's odd. I didn't
know it was unblocked. That's why you couldn't see this stuff.
I'm doing it.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
But somehow this new iOS blocked here.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, and then go back into your archives and take
some shot.

Speaker 10 (21:51):
Something like I didn't even realize it.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, exactly, you iOS blocked you.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
iOS exactly. Yeah, that's the way. I think that's the
best way to do it. A little white lie. I
never heard anybody like that.

Speaker 10 (22:08):
All right, Hey, okay, that sounds good.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Good luck with everything. There you go, boundaries. Let's block
each other on the weekends, would it be great?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I don't know that's a little extreme, can we please?
I mean I feel like already um blocked because you
don't share location with me.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
So okay, So I'm you feel that already.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
You're already you're already eye rolling at me for that, okay,
for safety safety, I mean, come on, I mean I'm
a strong dude.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I just know that you're home in bed and like, okay, well, if.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Anybody messes with me, they mess with the wrong five
eight yeah and a half guy size ten. Okay, Mikayla,
I'm so excited about every other week we get a
chance to read some of the opening lines that dudes
send Mikayla because she's on some of the dating apps
and they're trying to make a first impression, get her
attention and go out with her. So shall we begin?

(23:04):
Have you met you haven't met the right guy yet? Still, Mikhayla, Right, No,
I haven't not yet. Well maybe this list of pickup lines,
maybe there's the right guy for you here. So she's
on Hinge and the opening line. It's so powerful. It
really sets the tone. It's everything. You have a good
opening line, you don't get anything else. That's right.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
So here are some real ones she received. Go ahead, Mikayla.

Speaker 12 (23:27):
First one, you are my type. I'm taking you out.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
I love that one. Short, to the point, not trying
too hard, totally honest.

Speaker 11 (23:37):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
That kind of worries me. In the profile, it reminds
me of Brian Austin Green.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
He looks great.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
I think he looks like a good looking dude. Yeah,
he's cute and he's right to the point. Check, yes,
I like him for you. Number two.

Speaker 8 (23:50):
You have the kind of presence that makes a guy
fix his posture mid sentence.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
I don't know what that means. Yeah, why are you slouching?

Speaker 12 (23:58):
He likes up straight like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, but okay, I don't.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I mean, I see that he was trying to be creative.
Not so sure it connected with me, so okay. Next
true opening line on Hinge from guys trying to take
michaela Out.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
San Francisco and May, Germany and August Vegas and October Japan.

Speaker 12 (24:16):
Next January? Which one are you joining me?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
For I love this braggy, braggy brag, but it's so
arrogant and braggy. I want to go ew right.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I don't know know, And is that your.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
My type? Braggy? No, I don't like that. Well maybe
maybe I like that.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
I mean, if somebody said to me, hey, all that stuff,
I'm like, yeah, sign me up.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Where do we go?

Speaker 4 (24:45):
So he's a good looking guy, nice smile. Which would
you choose? San Francisco and May, Germany in August, Vegas,
October Japan?

Speaker 2 (24:51):
What would you choose?

Speaker 12 (24:53):
I mean none with with him, I'm sorry, but Japan
if I had to.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Plus, he's asking you to spend the night out.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Already, well the next January.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
But then I gotta tell you, whoever you are that
did that to Mikayla, I don't hate you.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
All right, let's do one more. These are real pickup
lines on Hinged that Mikayla's getting okay.

Speaker 12 (25:11):
Last one old claim.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
But I'm probably the most interesting, funny, and thoughtful guy
you'll ever meet on this app.

Speaker 12 (25:16):
I plan elite dates and love to travel.

Speaker 8 (25:18):
I'm so confident in this date that if it doesn't
you don't have a great time, I'll venmo you one
hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I mean it's long. I mean there's some real meat
to that that I'm attracted to.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
He he has a dog in his photo. Yeah, it
looks like Robbie.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
With the dog.

Speaker 11 (25:36):
The dog.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Actually he looks exactly like you. It's too wordy. So
my vote is this guy that says you are my type.
I'm taking you out. Let's go bro, get on it.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
What is today? Wednesday? The weekend's almost here, Mikayla.

Speaker 12 (25:52):
I like him.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
I like the return policy. I'll venmo you one hundred dollars.

Speaker 11 (25:55):
Is right?

Speaker 2 (25:56):
I mean he got he got. My winner is number one?
Win win? No, do you like number one? Are you
gonna take a listen? Are you gonna have whatever you
do on hinge my type?

Speaker 12 (26:05):
I'm sorry, Yes, you are open.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
You are not open to finding someone?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, you alos closed off.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
You're sending me the wrong vibe the hat to like,
what if?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
What's wrong with the hat?

Speaker 8 (26:17):
A lot of guys like are bald over there and
they're like hat fishing? Well, so what get over a
lot of guys it's so different sometimes.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Well, you're never going to meet anybody with that attitude.
You're right, you are correct, all right, I love it.
Come back in two weeks with more Katy Perry on
Kiss FM giving those no Doubt tickets. So I called
her one or two the sphere in Las Vegas and
two hundred and fifty bucks in a cash car to
spend while you're on that trip. So just to go
back for a second, we just read producer Mikayla's opening

(26:46):
lines at guy Center on a hinge. Only one struck
me as the guy that I would respond to. But
it's not my choice, it's up to her. She doesn't
seem open to any of those pickup lines those guys
that we were talking about. But you did have someone
come up to you and try and get your number
while you were out recently, Mikhaela, what happened?

Speaker 8 (27:04):
Yeah, So I was at Laurel Tavern with some friends
this weekend. This guy comes up to us and he's like,
where do you ladies work out? And we kind of answered, like,
you know whatever, and then at the end he was like, well,
can I have your number so I can give you
a free week of personal training classes.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
I've heard these lap sets. It all for me.

Speaker 12 (27:24):
That made me happy, all right to him, But I
just have a problem with that with I can't say no?
So how do I say no?

Speaker 4 (27:32):
In other words, you didn't really want to give me
your number? No, Well, wasn't he just offering personal training classes?
You think you're trying to take you out? I think so, okay,
So what happens? I mean, what happens when you? I mean,
I have given out my number before to guys and
I really didn't want to, you know, I mean, to

(27:52):
be honest with you, They're like, dude, let's hang.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
I'm like, I don't really want to hang with more
guys in my life, but here you go my number.
Joe Sie, you say you have some guidance on this.

Speaker 6 (28:02):
Yeah, So when I was single and I would get
asked for my phone number, I was too scared, so
I'd give it to them and then I would just
immediately block them.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
Oh go, one way to go about it.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
So you so she gives out the number and then
just then you never hear from them because you block them.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right, we walk them.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
Yeah, sorry to all the people. I've done that too.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, you seem very harsh. Get uh yeah, MICHAELA, no harm,
no foul there you got.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
He gave him the number. Now just don't block him.
Don't let him be a text to you. There we go,
problem solved, and again flattering that the guy's coming up
one offer personal training for free for a week. Yeah,
somebody should take him.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Up on them.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, give him my number.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, Tima's taken, She'll do it whatever.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
On air with Ryan Seacrest, it.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Is because FM not to pay another Bill's secret with
you got a lot of kiss music to play this hour.
So contact lenses. I wore him as a kid. I
stopped wearing them. I didn't like taking him in and
taking him out because I just it just was a
struggle for me. I finally got good at it, but
I didn't feel like putting my finger into my eye
was such a good idea. Right, So we went from
the smartphones, the smart watches, the smart glasses. Now here

(29:11):
they come smart contact lenses.

Speaker 11 (29:14):
What do they do?

Speaker 3 (29:15):
They do everything that kind of like your phone does,
maybe even GPS augmented reality health tracking.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
All of that would be seen like floating in the sky.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
From your commandit.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
This is all early, early early stages.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
I say, lenses show me the quickest way to Orange County.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Perhaps, I mean you are putting these directly onto your eyeball,
so that already kind of trips me out a little bit.
But different companies are already testing prototypes that could monitor
things like glucose levels, eye pressure, so it would have
a benefit, of course, but we are several years out
from this, like twenty thirty something around that.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
I mean, that's what they put.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Things in our bodies, right, They right things in those bodies,
and they do fine. But I'm just looking at the
little whatever that little microchip is. Having that little microchip
in my eyeballs seems like not a great idea for
my health. And I don't know, like what if it
could start hearing what you're thinking and start activating based

(30:18):
on your thoughts and things like that.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
It may be too much, too far, too soon, maybe.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
But I think this is technology in general.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Everyone started freaking out when they were smart speakers in
their homes and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Our phones are listening to us all the time, blah
blah blah.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
We were looking at like a map. I'd just be
staring at you, but you would know that I'm seeing
a map. I'd just be looking at you or off
into space and be.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
Kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
It would be, but I feel like that's the future.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Like if it's not this, it's going to be like
the norm for us to be able to yeah you
know what I mean, just like use our hands to
like wipe through things and be able to see stuff
like without.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
If you're in a relationship with someone boring or someone
you just want to tune out, kind of great because
you could like look at stuff when they would never know,
like you're listening, well, my dark's reality.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
No, But in a relationship with someone that you found boring, marriage, whatever.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
They still have to figure out comfort, battery, life and safety.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
So like the safety issues, it seems like Kilani folded.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
It is a Kiss FM.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
These are some talkbacks that have come into us, like
voice notes about all kinds of things that we've covered
on the show. First up, Carla in North Hollywood wants
to shout out her daughter for graduation.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
It is that time, so go.

Speaker 12 (31:37):
Carla, Hey kiss.

Speaker 13 (31:38):
This is Carla from North Hollywood. I just want to
say good morning, y'all. My daughter's graduating eighth grade and
she is up to be devout toryamb graduating class was
chosen Female Athlete of the Year.

Speaker 12 (31:54):
And I use y'all like my besties.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
I'm always leaving talkbacks.

Speaker 13 (31:58):
So I just wanted to say I'm so celebrating her,
and I'm celebrating all of you guys because we love listening.

Speaker 12 (32:04):
To you guys. Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Well, thank you very much. Called a job well done
as a parent for that kind of a great student.
And congratulations to your daughter. Let's jump to Veronica and Fullerton.
A little nervous about an upcoming flight.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
Question.

Speaker 14 (32:19):
I'm traveling to Italy this Saturday, so excited. Any recommendations
on motion sickness and anxiety when being in such a
long flight. I get really bad motion sickness, and I
just need something for the anxiety of just being calm.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
I mean, look, it would settle my anxiety knowing I
was going to land in Italy. That seems like a
good story. Booze, bring some cash, booze anybody else drama meine,
that could work, but I don't know. A couple couple
of shots of that absolute and called a night. All right,

(32:56):
Here is Johnny and Huntington Beach and have a great trip.
That sounds like a lot of Johnny's a huge fan
of someone on our show, and that's Ginger.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
A world icon, not a Los Angelean, California. She is phenomenal.
I've been listening to her for a get go and
love Ginger Team Ginger all the way. God bless her
and her family.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Big Ginger fan. All right, well and your family too, Ginger.
We're sending the love and one more. Chantra on the
line here five six two wants to apologize to you
Sis in Good.

Speaker 11 (33:26):
Morning Kiss FM. So my name is Chantrauk. I just
wandered to apologize to Sicamy for how I have acted
back when I was working at Target. I didn't not
know who she was, but until I finally found out
who she was when I left up y'all, images.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Did you have an experience at Target with Chantra? Do
you remember something? Was Tantra not helpful in one moment
with you? At some point it's playing on his conscience.
Good on you calling.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
In the amount of times I've gone into what I'm
assuming is the Target on sil Beach Boulevard in the
five six two area, it's only a handful of times,
So I.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Don't well, Chantra, I did not give you the service
he wanted to give.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
You the reason I might have been looking for a
bathing suit for the twins when they were little, because
we were at my parents' house and they didn't have anything,
and some I don't know, but it's really funny.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Chanta wants to make it up to you somehow. I'm
amazing and thanks for those talkbacks. It's Kiss FM. Kiss
are going to bounce on out of here tomorrow. We're
back with it, Ryan's Roses and more tickets to go see.
No doubt that this fear all morning. If you missed
anything that came out of these speakers, then you can
pick it all up the podcast on Air with Ryan

(34:40):
Seacrest wherever you get your podcasts, all kinds of stuff
that we got through opening lines and uh, well if
you block your boss, how do you tell a lot
of stuff?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I can barely remember it all. It just happened, but
there was so much fun.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
So check it out on air Ryan Seacrest, where you
get your podcasts, and we'll talk to you first thing
in the morning tomorrow morning on Kiss.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Thanks for listening to On Air with Ryan Seacrest. Make
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