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April 24, 2026 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood to you, thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Ryan Air on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, you know, I had a little bit of that
rain earlier in the week and then clouds this morning,
sunshine later hides in the umper seventies, a little bit
cooler this weekend. I mean, they had a frost storm
on the East coast and colding it lands all the
way up obviously to the northeast. But we're gonna look
at highs in the umper sixties and that's cold for
this time of year. Maybe some showers as you get

(00:32):
in from the beach. We are paying your bills starting
next and then that's gonna have an all day and
as we roll into the weekend. Siciny Ton, did you
know that there was a best time to drink alcohol? One?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yes, I know that was like all the time.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Do you know the best time to drink it? I
mean you don't have to work the next day, probably,
but rather than that the time I.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Don't know, is it like right around like five six,
like right when you get off work.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Maybe, well it's more about when you're less likely to
get the buzz, but you know some people want it
for the buzz, so you're less likely to get drunk
if you drink at this time. If that's interesting. Okay,
so that's coming up me just a little bit free
gas this morning all day. That's going to be on
the air all day. We'll have it every hour. That's
happening with everybody that you'll hear on Kiss, but each

(01:19):
day this morning for us in the morning is in
Downy Live with free gas. Are you excited about the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm excited about the weekend. Yes, I'm gonna be celebrating
on Maxim's birthday on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh boy, what's the big how old? How many?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
The twins are eight? And they're doing separate birthday parties
this year.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
It should be separate.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
It's about time.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
So he's having one actually with one of his buddies
and it's just boys and they're all going rock climbing.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh my gosh, my niece needs to go. My niece
is into rock climbing too. Right now to come look out.
Are they climbing real rock climbing or like that little
wall it's like a wall, it's purple rocks, right exactly.
That's more the right speed. Mikayla, you are not sleeping
because of your neighbor's dogs. Let's get into it right now.
What is wrong with your neighbors dogs? They're barking too late?

(02:08):
What are they barking about.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, so there's two of them.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
One's a bigger dog, one's a small one, and it
starts at like eight pm and they just bark NonStop.
They'll take like ten minute breaks and then keep barking,
and I feel bad for them big dogs they're outside.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, first of all, we're sorry about that, because I've
learned in life as I've not slept for a decade
or so, it really it really wears you down. So
that's one thing. The second thing is I don't know
about these neighbors. Forget that the dogs, it's not their fault.
I feel bad for the dogs, of course, but these neighbors.

(02:47):
How are these neighbors not so kind to their dogs
and also to their neighbors very annoying? Is there a
way to address it?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
I wonder if they just don't know, because maybe they're
not home and they think just leaving the dogs out
like that way they can go to the bathroom and
just hang out. Okay, get so, I'm like, maybe they
don't know they're barking.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, the note?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Is there a notes we should leave on the door
or the mailbox. Maybe.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I don't think there's anything wrong about somebody's dog. That's
like leaving a note about somebody's crying baby.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, not a note.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
But like our neighbors told us, when Dakota got really
old and she would use the doggy door to go
out and go potty, she would forget how to use
it to come back inside the house, so then she
would just stand out there and bark when we weren't home.
And so the neighbors had to tell us because we
had no idea, and so then basically we had to
cut off the We got to cut off she couldn't
use the dog door anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Again, Mikayla, this is all about approach. Yeah, communication approach.
This from the standpoint of, Hey, you probably don't know
your dogs, are you know, needing your attention. I just
wanted to let you know, because I'm a dog lover
and they need to, you know, get some attention for something.
Forget about Yeah, they don't care, you're not sleeping. We

(03:53):
got to make it about the dogs and their parents.
That's a good.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Point if you if you don't want to deal with
people in general. I just I'm saying you don't want
to have this awkward conversation with your neighbors. I highly
suggest ear plugs and brown noise work wonders.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I think letting the owners know about the dogs before
you get into ear plugs and brown noise as a
single person trying to get a guy is the right note.
And brown noise and not to the person you meet
on hims when you first meet them. I'm with Ryan
on that.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
And then you introduce your new guide to earplugs.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
What's the sound of that appliance I'm hearing, Oh, that's
my brown noise. No, thank you. I'd rather have the
dogs barking coming up next. Everything you know, you know,
everything that is a crisis. Tanya's solution is brown noise,
nasal tape or mouth tape. Right, it's always just take no,

(04:51):
that's we're talking about barking dogs. It's on and kiss FM.
I love these stories. I I did this to uh,
someone I worked with. I was leaving the show the
other day and I waved across the parking lot to
somebody who was not waving at me, but I waved
and then I was looking around immediately to see if
other people saw me wave at that person and clock
that they didn't wave back, and I was not caught.

(05:12):
I felt rejected, but I was not caught. It's all
about whether or not somebody else saw you not being
waved back at or miswaving. Tell you what happened with you.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Mine is so cringe because I was on a triple date.
So it's six of us, okay, sitting in like a booth,
so basically like in a U shape, so we're all
very close, and this guy walks over to and it's
two of my husband's like best friends he's had forever.
Okay walks over. This guy walks over and he's talking
to one of the guys at the table, and I
think this is somebody that I went to college with.

(05:43):
So I pull my head over and I'm like, excuse me,
excuse me, and he turns his head and he's like hey,
And then he turned his head and I was like,
oh wait, I'm so sorry. I thought you were somebody
else and he it was so.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Like awkward, where did you think it was?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I thought it was my friend Tommy Bruce that I've
known since college.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Hold everything hold no weather. No, it doesn't matter where
it goes, because from the point of the way you said,
excuse me, yes, I don't care Tommy Bruce or Tommy
Lee or Tommy Lee Jones or Tommy Bahama. Nobody wants
to hear anybody with that cringey.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Excuse me, Why did you say it like that? Because
we have so much history, like going.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Back, don't ever say in whatever tone that was anything. No,
it was so bad.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
No, and it gets worse because it recognized you. I'd
pull up my phone to try and show them pictures
of my friend to like really he's like hot and
like good looking, because then I was like I don't
want to you know what I mean, Like I was like,
look how hot like Tommy is.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
But it was like a.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Photo that he just had with his hair like a
hat on. It was so bad. I just kept digging
the hole and I was emotional x lax kicking in.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
It was it was just like just keeps going.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Keeps going. It so and then I felt I had
to tell everybody at the table about my history with him.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, Tonya, Yeah, it was bad. Let's start with what
we can fix, and that is what you say. Excuse me,
excuse me, because that's the worst I've ever heard anyone say.
It been so repelling because I haven't.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Seen him in so long. I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Don't the next thing, you'll show me pictures of the
person he thought it was. I understand. I think Sistney
will help me on this, but it's just it's the
tone which shock. I was in shock too. I would run,
I would I would put on nose tape and I
tape for that.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, it was really bad.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
No matter what, Tommy, Tommy, he'll figure I don't know
who it is. Yeah, coming up next, even at Tommy's burger,
don't say that, even if you need to order. Excuse me,
I know so bad. The best time to drink alcohol
now actually now, but it is the best time to

(07:58):
drink alcohol to help your body. Pross hays it better
so you don't get drunk. I'm gonn tall you what
that is? Next one of two point seven kiss FM.
All right, so the quote of the day, and here's
something I read. If you're hanging out this weekend, studies
said that if you drink at this time, you're less
likely to be affected by the alcohol. And that is
from seven to eight pm. Seven P to eight p.
This is when Wheel of Fortune is on.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I actually I think I drink alcohol.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm watching Wheel of Fortune. Yeah, that's right. The next day,
that's it. There you go. It's when enzymes in the
liver responsible for breaking down alcohol the most concentrated and effective.
So seven to eight and then if you go past
eight you're on your own. Today's quote, A happy marriage
is the union of two good forgivers.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Wow, that's true.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
True one at two point seven kiss event from what
you tell me it's true?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Is like true?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
One of two point seven Kiss FM. Ej'son Downy with
free gas, Sisney, what are the headline Kiss FM headlines?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
But Sissy, well, you know a cowtrans vehicle went up
in flames, causing an explosion and completely shutting down the
one ten in Carson overnight. All lanes have since reopened.
Disneyland of Visitors can now opt out of the park's
facial recognition security if they don't want their photo taken.
Airlines worldwide have begun canceling flights as the war in

(09:21):
the Middle East keeps pushing up fuel prices, and the
Rams selected Alabama quarterback Ty Simpson with the thirteenth pick
in the NFL Draft, the Chargers went with defensive and
a cheme mesador out of Miami.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Well John pittpol Kiss of m EJ is in Downy
with free gas live in a minute, also giving away
free gas to you to call in. So Jordan, who's
in Tokyo with eleven high school friends doing a little karaoke.
Big dream trip to Tokyo with all of our high
school friends. And this is what happened there. That's karaoke

(09:57):
four in the morning in Japan. So you come back,
you're feeling it. Great trip making moves now taking steps forward.
Hot trainers. At the gym, the guy you told us
all about you went up, well how to go?

Speaker 6 (10:13):
You know, I would like to say it went well,
but I fumbled. Well. I wanted to, you know, make
it a smooth entrance and ask if he was using
the machine that he obviously was using. So I walk
up behind him and I say, excuse me, But instead
of it going out the way it should, my.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Voice cracked, like really, like Tanya's excuse me.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
If they have to change GM memberships yourself, I would
have been banned if that was the key. So it
just cracked. Okay, and how'd it come out? What'd you say?

Speaker 6 (10:47):
I was like, excuse me, I hate that I have
to relive it, but it was so embarrassing and he heard.
He kind of laughed. We made no eye contact and
I was continuing. I was like, hey, are you using
this machine? He's like, it's all you and walked away.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh it's okay.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
We had interaction.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, yeah, now you're on the radar. Now. Other ways
to think about this that can be very endearing. I mean,
it's a great icebreaker. Your voice cracks, he makes a joke.
Another thing to do is to say, hey, can I
work in so he doesn't leave right, Hey you mind
if I work in with you? Because then maybe he thinks, yeah,
jump in. I got one more set. So now when

(11:32):
you go back to workout, is it done or do
you just I mean at this point he doesn't know
that you're into him.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
That's facts. I think I'm gonna try that. I'm gonna
try again, but probably give myself a week because I'm
still like shook up about it.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I think you're just recovering from being out all night
in Tokyo for four or five nights. Yeah, it sounds
that way to me. So give yourself a full repair.
Get back in there and work in with the guy.
Can I get some reps in while you're just working together? Bro,
you're on the lat machine. What was the next machine?
What were you doing? It was a leg press like
pres Oh leg press, big machine, big must go all right,

(12:08):
Kiss FM. EJ has been out all over southern California
free gas all week. This morning we picked Downy to
wake up. So just so you understand this, So EJ's
out live, just showing up with people to give them
free gas. We're also giving away free gas every hour
on this free gas Friday. When you win the free
gas here on Kiss, you're qualified to get your gas

(12:29):
paid for for a year. That is what I'm most
excited about. We're gonna give that away soon. So EJ.
You are at the seven eleven, still Lakewood and Downy right.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
Mm hmmm yes, And we are here with Natasha who
is from Long Beach and she is so per excited
that you are going to fill up her gas sake.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Say hi Natasha, Hello, Hi, Happy Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Natasha, Happy morning to you.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
How you doing I am doing great, I'm doing even
better right now. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
But you're welcome. You just met Ronnie, who I know
is there and EJ teaming up to give free gas
to you. So where are you headed to this morning?

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Okay? So I was headed to Downy. I was my
two his birthdays coming up. I was just gonna go
grab them some shoes, but I stopped to grab some
gas really quick, and then when he came up to me,
I was like, oh my god, thank you.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
Yes, really I'll.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Take that, no doubt. Very generous of you to be
thoughtful for your friend. What kind of shoes are you
getting for your friend?

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Oh it's for my twins, my dogs.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
I thought you said friends. Okay, twins for my babies.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
They turned seven on the thirtieth.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Oh wow, I love that. Well, congratulations, go get your
shoes for the twins and enjoy that free gas.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
I sure will. This is such a blessing. And gas
just went up. I said, Oh, they're out here doing
the right thing, and I'm just glad I came to
the right spot.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
So thank you so much, Natasha. Nice to meet you.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
You take good care, all right, Nice to meet you,
took Thank you, guys, So you're so welcome.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'm loving meeting everyone you're doing such a great job
finding people to give the guest to thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (14:10):
Absolutely, you know I've been pulling a little double duty,
but you know what it had to get done.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yes, we are grateful for the around the clock double duty.
He was all over southern California this week. What's Ronnie
wearing today? I'm just curious, Ronnie.

Speaker 7 (14:23):
Is the uh, let me tell you something. The fact
that they sent me out here with the chaperone is
insane because they knew that I was not good with
your credit card buying people guys, because I would something.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Is the chaperone of all chaperones.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
Sent me with the chaperon. Well, what he's wearing now?
He's wearing my crop hoodie because he's cold, and I
bought it for myself and he took upon himself to
steal it and wear it himself.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
So that's what he was. Just be aware he's going
to crop it more to pooh. ALRIGHTJ thanks again, but
EJ out the seven to eleven Lakewood and Downey's art
of this segment so many times a week, and knowing
happens every once in a while, It's kiss fad No
Brook Boys disco lines Tanache before that, Alice DJ, Kesha,

(15:12):
Zaur Larson, Kendrick Lamar, Olivia, Dean Bruno, Post Malone DJ
mixing it up again. All right, so Mchanna's really on Hinge.
Look for on Hinge. She's there, and she's got a
lot of traffic here, a lot of traffic rolling through
some opening lines that she has received recently. What do

(15:33):
we think. Let's cast a little judgment. Why not? So
I got pictures of all the guys here, Hinge potential
number one. What was his opening line?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
He said, I.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Had a witty opening line ready, then I got hypnotized
by your profile. Totally your fault, so message me back.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I don't hate I love that kind of gamey like
he's got game.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Let's see his picture.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's a stud bro.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Kind of any of a beard, so it's like you
really can't see his face.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Actually, you're right, he's got sunguys that had a beard
and his arms across covering his body. But other than that,
I think he looks great. I like his line. All right,
Number two, Hinge potential boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
Number two, we should probably go on a date before
one of us deletes this app cute ew I mean.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
That's great too. Why is that you know it's impossible
to win. I don't like being told what to do,
and it's too aggressive.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
He's just saying, should it's being chivalrous.

Speaker 7 (16:30):
Now.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I don't know if it's chivalry, but it's good, all right?
And he's is he your vibe? He says, Chicago that's
a past.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, he's out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Why Chicago like Chicago?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Why I like Chicago?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
He says? It is not the look?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah, not my type.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
What is your type, Mikayla.

Speaker 8 (16:50):
I like taller guys, tattoos, tattoos into.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Music like eh, okay, I don't know where the part
is other than that, I understand, right, Just file to
complaint with Spotify. They forgot to list you as the
hottest single this year. That's the next year.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Cheese on that.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I mean, after you get to know him. I don't
like it? Did you like? I like it too? My god?
I might actually take a snapshot on my phone. No,
don't use that, Yeah you do. I'm going to reward
a little bit created all over. I'm gonna say on complaining.
iHeart radio, okay, next one.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
The last one.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
I don't need Google anymore now that I found what
I've been searching for.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Is that a youtwo lyric and it sounds like copy paste,
like he's using on all the girls. I love it.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
And he's wearing one of those little camel pack packs
with the water spout on the side.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I thought, no problem, all right, just going by looks
I like number one in number four.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
For baby like one, but we need to see more
of his face.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Look for other pictures.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Will you respond to any.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Probably the last one I did like number three. That's
a good one. I feel like just for that line alone.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Okay, keep us posted. This is Please don't meet somebody.
This is the most fun I have a week. If
you're listening on our iHeartRadio app, leave us a talkback
right now. Just hit the red microphone. Start talking now. Ruby,
you mentioned this, and I take it out of my head. Now.
She mentioned that, and I never thought about it until
I started thinking about it, And now I think about

(18:35):
it all the time. That when our coffee like my
coffee coffee, you know how if you listen to show
you know important coffee is. It's like my it's my
longest term relationship.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
It's life.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's life, and I look forward to it in the morning,
and you were saying that, like, if you microwave your
coffee it could not be safe.

Speaker 8 (18:51):
Ruby, Well, I was curious because my coffee got cold
this morning, so I was like, is it wrong to
microwave it?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
I mean, I do you do? So it's okay. I
don't know. I didn't think about it until I start
thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Why would it be bad?

Speaker 8 (19:04):
I feel like it would like evaporate the goodness.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (19:07):
In my head, I'm like, oh, is it going to
get rid of like the the flavors of the coffee.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
All right, So here's what I found out. Heat breaks
the acids down, which makes it taste more bitter. Then
micro destroys the aromatic compound, so the smell is gone,
making taste flat, creates hot spots which can cause it
burning after taste. So no, you're pretty much ruin it.
I think this is unknown.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Just throw some ice in there and making an ice coffee.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Well I do that once I start to get like jittery,
then I go ice. Warm coffee makes me jitterate. The
ice doesn't really, So yeah, I guess the caffeine is stable,
but I didn't know that you need to tell people
that I didn't know. They don't tell you that they
don't That's like one of those things out there to
do certain things in life, they don't tell you about that.
Up Kiss FM. Got a thousand dollars to pay a bill.

(19:55):
It's one minute out, one minute hang on on air
right in Seacrest. What a two point seven Kiss FM?
All right, let's go. Gas prices at like six bucks
in all counties in southern California. EJ has been out
at different gas stations this morning. He's rolling around Downey.
He's at his next location. This is Downy Free Gas,

(20:17):
randomly picking the stations. What'd you pick this morning in Downy? EJ?

Speaker 7 (20:22):
All right, So we are at the seven eleven on
Lake Way Boulevard. Let me tell you, people are super
excited that you are coming through and paying for their guys.
I just met up with Isabelle from LA. She was saying,
how it's a blessing that you're going to do this
for her.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Thank you, Ryan Sea Christ.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
We love you every watching you since I as a
kid too. So what a surprise. Thank you, God, bless.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
You, Thank you, Isabelle. It's nice to meet you at
the seven eleven on Lakewood Boulevard there in Downey. What
are you up to this morning?

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Just got out of working out and headed to work now,
so great and yeah, feeling blessed. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
You're a very disciplined person to get your work on
in before you go to work.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, just started today day one.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Hey, well you can't get to day one without getting
to day one or day two without exactly like that.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Better day one than one day, you know.

Speaker 7 (21:13):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
I started with a blessing too, so thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Got it, Thank you. I was just trying to figure
out what Tony was saying, but I actually got it.
And have a great day at work. Thank you for listening.
A great day YouTube, Bye bye, EJA, great stuff. Thank
you for being there seven to eleven on Lakewood Boulevard
with that free gas. EJ in Downey. I will talk
to you in a bit, thanks EJ.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
This sounds good.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well it's that time again to look at the weekend
watch lists. So you know, honestly, I can't keep up
with it. There's too many things. There's too many things
that are out there, and I'm not so sure that
I've finished anything recently that's really rocked me. But Sisney,
what's on your weekend watch list?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Okay, so this is on Apple TV and it is
called Margo's Got Money Troubles. It is starting El Fanning
and Michelle Pfeiffer and she basically right away gets pregnant
very early on in her college freshman year and it
kind of starts from there.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Right four episodes out now, new ones come out on Wednesdays. Tanya,
what's on your weekend watch list?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Okay? So my show is Big Mistakes. It's on Netflix,
and I love everything that Dan Lovey does and this
is him. It's starring him, and he created it. It's
a dysfunctional family comedy that blends dark humor and a
high stakes crime plot. So I'm very much looking forward
to watching this.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Ruby, let's go to the back room. You are into
what on your weekend watch list?

Speaker 8 (22:39):
Mine is Malcolm in the Middle Life's Still Unfair on Hulu.
So it's basically a revival of Malcolm in the Middle,
but the series follows Malcolm and his daughter as a
visit his parents for their fortieth wedding anniversary, so it's
definitely very nostalgic.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Can I tell you I saw the first episode of
this and there was so much yelling.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Really, I can't at the end of my day, I
cannot take so much yelling.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
That's how I felt.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
He was yelling at the mom and the mom was
yelling at him.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
And I mean, it's good, but there was a Michael
Fastbender either a movie or series I watched, and I
don't think he had five lines in the entire series.
That's what I need. But I didn't speak much per
episode at all. He was some CIA agent that just
didn't talk all right. So on my weekend watch list,
Scarpetta on Prime, I knew you were going to pick

(23:29):
that Doctor k Scarpettit tries to unmask a serial killer.
Improved that her career making case from twenty eight years
earlier isn't. Also her Undoing Undoing was a show Nicole
Kidman was in. Nicole Kidman is in this one too,
so you see the tie in Undoing the operative. I'm
also watching Friends and Neighbors, but they don't post it

(23:50):
until every week. I know it's it's so good, but
so frustrating. I have this question on John Ham, but
I can't wait a week every time.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Is it a new one come out?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Tonight though, yes, y, yes, it does all right, thank you.
That's a weekend watch.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
List, honor which Ryan Christ.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
It is kiss FM. We are about to pay another bill,
so on Thursdays and Fridays, we're paying your bills all
day long. That is coming up in just a second.
Also a bunch of non stop kiss music this hour.
Tany you mentioned this? How fast is too fast? To
put a ring on it? Zoe Kravitz has stepped out

(24:30):
with what appears to be a ring.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
I mean, it's the ring that we've been talking about
all week long, So let's get into it.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
So Harry Styles didn't interview back in March where he
basically said I want a family and.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
And he said he had a real honest conversation with
himself about what he wanted his life to look like
in five years, and that's what kind of came out
of it. So Zoe was spotted with this ring, and
then also people were reporting that they saw her wearing
a ring two days prior to when they saw these
photos that were posted did so it's not like this
was just a one off ring, but it's on that

(25:03):
finger and so I mean, we're all just kind of.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Suit which what is the what is the real average?
What is the appropriate run time before you put a
ring after dating? It totally depends on the chemical makeup
of the person.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Well, for context, they've been dating since the summer of
twenty twenty five, as as much as we know, So
it's been nine months.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Okay, And is that normal? I mean I I think
you've got to give it as much time as possible.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
It's different. They need you to hit every holiday twice yes,
and then yes because the.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
First one it could be. I don't know. It just worked.
I gotta go to your family, you gotta go to
my family. We got to live together. There are a
lot of things that you got to work out before.
I don't know why that's so impractical to people. There
are things you need to test drive on both sides
before you commit for your lives together, including a leap year.

(26:00):
You need to go through a leap year before you
settle down.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Don't disagree with Ryan.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
You know what I do love about their relationship though,
And I love this for Harry Styles is that his
maybe potential father in law will be Letny go yeah
oh yeah, And so how cool would that be?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Lenny Kravitz is your father in law. Right, Mikayla, you
are not sleeping because of your neighbor's dogs. Let's get
into it right now. What is wrong with your neighbor's dogs.
They're barking too late? What are they barking about.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, so there's two of them.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
One's a bigger dog, one's a small one, and it
starts at like eight pm and they just bark NonStop.
They'll take like ten minute breaks and then keep barking,
and I feel bad for them, the dogs they're outside.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Well, first of all, we're sorry about that, because I
I've learned in life as I've not slept for a
decade or so, it really it really wears you down.
So that's one thing. The second thing is I don't
know about these neighbors. Forget that the dogs, it's not
their fault. I feel bad for the dogs, of course,
but these neighbors. How are these neighbors not so kind

(27:14):
to their dogs and also to their neighbors very annoying?
Is there a way to address it?

Speaker 5 (27:19):
I wonder if they just don't know, because maybe they're
not home and they think just leaving the dogs out
like that way they can go to the bathroom and
just hang out and get back. So I'm like, maybe
they don't know they're barking.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yeah, note, is there a notes we should leave on
the door or the mailbox? Maybe I don't think.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
There's anything wrong about somebody's dog. That's like leaving a
note about somebody's crying baby. Well, not a note.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
But like our neighbors told us, when Dakota got really
old and she would use the doggy door to go
out and go potty, she would forget how to use
it to come back inside the house, So then she
would just stand out there and bark when.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
We weren't home.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
And so the neighbors had to tell us because we
had no idea. And so then basically we had to
cut off the.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
We got to cut it off.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
She couldn't use the doggy door anymore.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Again, Mikayla, this is all about approach. Approach. This from
the standpoint of, Hey, you probably don't know ear dogs,
are you know, needing your attention. I just want to
let you know because I'm a dog lover and they
need to, you know, get some attention for something. Forget
about you, they don't care you're not sleeping. We got

(28:20):
to make it about the dogs and their parents.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
That's a good point if you if you don't want
to deal with people in general. I just I'm saying
you don't want to have this awkward conversation with your neighbors.
I highly suggest ear plugs and brown noise work wonders.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I think letting the owners know about the dogs before
you get into ear plugs and brown noise. As a
single person trying to get a guy is the right
to the person you meet on hinge when you first
meet them. I'm with Ryan on that.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
And then you introduce your new guide to earplugs.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
What's the sound of that appliance I'm hearing, Oh that's
my brown noise. No thank you. I'd rather have the
dogs barking coming up next. Everything you know sistant, you
knows everything that is a crisis. Tanya's solution is brown
noise nasal tape or mouth tape. Right, it's a it's

(29:13):
always just tap it, just tape it, stay pay close
it like no, that's we're talking about barking dogs. We're
gonna wrap it up for us this morning on a
Kiss FM. Thanks for being here. A lots of good
stuff now Monday. I'm just looking ahead to the weekend
and then beyond that if you can deal with what's
coming up on Monday. It's a Ryan's Roses. She found
out her husband of thirteen years was cheating with one

(29:35):
of her friends. Now we've been down this path before.
She made a commitment to making it work for their family,
so that's gonna go down at te forty. Also, we
are excited that all week next week, every hour in
the morning, we will have your Dodger tickets and we're
paying your bills. If you missed anything at all today,
at all this week, it's up on our podcast. Wherever

(29:58):
you get your podcast on arth Ryan's Secret, you can
check it out right there. And thank you. I have
a great weekend you too, You too, looking forward to
getting out there and enjoying it, and we'll be back
with you on the ball first thing Monday morning. It's
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