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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood to you. Thank you for listening to us.
On air with a Ryan Seacrest two point seven Kiss FM,
Los Angeles. Good morning, everybody, let's go morning. Let's do it.
Let's do it right now. Let's do it right now.

(00:20):
We are no no, no, I'm speaking broader. I just it
just dawned on me. Okay, there it goes. What do
you mean here I go? Maybe it's the shirt. What's
wrong with the shirt? It's the denim shirt like gid
up cowboy. Yeah, it's like a ranger. It's my country
western dark denim shirt. Very in right now. By the way,
denim on denim. I did notice your denim and your

(00:42):
floppy belt different a nineties flashback belts that are these
are very in right now, as you may have heard. Anyway. No,
let's do it right now. Think about one thing you've
been kicking the can with, one thing you've been putting off.
Do it today, get rid of it, solve it, check
the box today, get it off your list today right now. Okay,

(01:06):
there not tomorrow. Right now. That's my speech. That's my
that's that's it. That's my motivational moment. I think what
it's going to be for me? What is it for?
Is it for you? Tanya? I don't know if I
can do it today, that's the thing. No, but that's
the problem. You you picked something you can't do today. Why?
Because of today is like my longest day. So I

(01:29):
don't talk to me. Don't talk to me about long days. Okay,
But it's.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Like extra launch today because I go back to back
meetings and meetings and then I have to get the
kids and it's like a.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Whole thing and we have activities with them. So then
I like lose the focus for me. No, you've you've
set yourself up for failure, preach, You've set yourself up
for failure. Just after six o'clock, you've already told your
body cells, the living cells in your body, that you
cannot that.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Is yes, Ryan's right, Ryan's right.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't like this therapy session. Talk to somebody else.
That's again, this is the problem. No, you need this.
You're kicking the can on the conversation. Can kick it.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I could do it today, but I'm not going to
do it today.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Look, I come in trying to get you rolling. You
don't want to have it. Yeah, you're stressing me out. Actually,
you're not rolling me. That's toxic, toxic, toxic. I'm over here, happy,
I'm over here. Good cells, good sells, good cells. I
don't see how long it's gonna last. For how long?
All right? Sunshine today, that's good low eighties. I love it.
Let's come back Beaches e vent home record, Sumburn, It's

(02:37):
seacrest with you. Thank you so much for listening to
us one eight hundred and five to I want to
two seven. That is the number. Keep it handy because
Betts tickets just after the top of every single hour.
Tanya's got a trick to keep the coyotes out of
the backyard. Danger for dogs. Danger, danger for dogs might
be their mating season. Somebody's mating right now. Is it
the bugs or the coyotes? It's the flies, wegg. It's

(03:01):
a circle of life, circle life. Yeah, all right, let
me hone in on our intern Sofia drove to work
today in complete and utter silence. Yeah, not even listening
to kiss. Yeah, that is a tragedy. Uh Now, Sometimes
I say to myself, don't listen to an eyebook, don't
listen to music. Just be in your head, drive in

(03:24):
your head, drive in your thoughts. Just be quiet, hear
a bird, listen for a bird, and I think, is
this a good idea? Tod just hear my head? I
don't know. I might want to distract. But why were
you in total silence this morning, intern, Sofia.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Well, every morning, the first thing I do when I
get in the car is put on the radio or
put on my music, do whatever I do. But for
some reason today I just didn't turn anything on, and
I drove the whole way from Riverside here in complete silence.
And it actually was really really nice, Like I had
my son roof open, so I was listening to like
the traffic and there were birds actually, which was really nice.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
There were birds in traffic, yeah, surprisingly like freeways and
birds that were like dead stopped. There was a chirp
here and there. So but why there must be some
reason why you decided to be in your head.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Well, I noticed that when I do listen to music
in the morning, I feel like super stressed and more
like pumped up. Because maybe it's also because I listened
to like E d M music a lot, Soviia.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Don't you intern here at kissing job. This is all
not good job material. I don't listen to music. I
don't listen to music and stress. I listened to this
in the morning, Like, that's not what that's not what
we said when we try to get this gig.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Silence is also like my worst nightmare.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, and silence was stressed me out. Oh, I'm with you.
So let's hone in on that. People say you need
to avoid stimulation throughout the day, and I agree with that.
We overstimulate ourselves. You grab your phone, you put it
down thirteen seconds lady, you grab it. You're like, why
am I grabbing this again? Yeah, we're over stimulated. So
I think anytime you have that moment where you can

(04:59):
be not stim for some reason, just go with it
and see what happens. You know, you might fight through
those voices, Like I sometimes I will have that Eureka
moment when I'm walking at a fast pace quietly, just
you know, you'll you'll, oh, you know, I didn't think
of that. That solves that problem. So don't do it
every date. It's bad for our business. But I understand

(05:21):
that you can be over stimulated and need to have silence,
and I think we should probably add more to that
to our lives, you know. KISFM all right, turkey over Easter,
I'm still eating it? Why? Why?

Speaker 5 (05:35):
What?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Why?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Turkey? I couldn't figure out what my traditional Easter meal was. No,
kind of like people told me hamm in primary, but
I wasn't feeling it. I wasn't in pork mood.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
We did a brunch, so we didn't do any like
like that.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I don't know. I felt like I did this. I
basically did a spring Thanksgiving dinner turkey, sweet potatoes and
then salad. But how long can turkey? It's getting a bit.
How long can turkey be ingested? Ingested? Now? How many
days out do you have it? Okay? Is it different
in the spring? Little winter? See? Now I'm playing games

(06:10):
with myself. All right, now, why are the cops? Why
are the cops setting up traps in your neighborhood, Systey?
What is going on?

Speaker 6 (06:19):
So?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yes, I'm the other day, I'm noticing that there's like
a lot of action happening just outside my neighborhoods, not
like in like my like small streets like once you
get onto like the boulevard. And so I was like
kind of just I was actually walking to berries and
so I'm sitting there and I'm like seeing what's going on,
and they're setting up a trap just like you said
they are. They have one guy undercover who's just wearing

(06:43):
normal clothes walking and crossing the street in the middle
of the street, not at a crosswalk, jay walking essentially, I'm.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Just setting me up to see if you let the
guy cross.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
So whatever cars did not stop for that person. Then
there's the motorcycle cop that goes and then goes and
gives that guy a ticket.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
So you actually saw the whole cast of you're on
to them? How undercover is this undercover dude? He's not
to undercover if you're on to him.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Well, I just saw it all I go down because
it happened like multiple times. They had multiple guys on
motorcycles and so I was like, this is crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
A ticket for the remember the no you gotta let
the pastor that the pedestrian has a right away in
certain zones. I mean, you can't just run across the street.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I think of the law is that anybody can jaywalk
wherever you want, as long as you do it.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I can't I can't deal with I think so any
more in my life. I need to know. I can't
think is it true, you can, just you cannot jaywalk anywhere?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
If you think so.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Who's the arbitrator of safe resides?

Speaker 6 (07:41):
They talked about this on the show jaywalking legality or
stopping for jaywalkers, because.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Those said you can cross the street as long as
it's safe anywhere, you can't. I don't think that's the case.
Jaywalking has been decriminalized in California, thank you very much.
I stand corrected. I don't even know what that means.
Uncorrect No, whatever.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
It's basically not illegal to jaywalk, So you can jay walker.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Why is the guy out there trying to trap you?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Because if you don't stop for them, then you are
breaking the law by not stopping for the jay walker.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I think this needs to be an equal opportunity fee
fine violation. You can't just run across the street anywhere.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, and excuse me, all you cars, please stop for
my walk path can in California?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yes you can. Well let this be a public service.
Stop for the people crossing the street and watch out
for the cast of trap Yes, trap two, trap three?
All right, coming on, coyotes, big deal if you have
dogs pets in the backyard. Coyotes. Tany's got it. I
don't know what it is yet. It's got a tip
on to get the coyotes out of your backyard. Next,
this is a kiss. Thanks for listening. It's kiss. I

(08:46):
f m Olivia Dean. How about that. Let's come back
to it one day or later. She went off social media.
I know how great is that? And I think I
think everyone here should, especially Tanya, and I know you're
trying to, but we have to talk about that separately
and not for a while because you can't find.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Because of weekend.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
That is the point. No, but the weekend after stop.
You're letting it drive you. You're letting social media keep you
from doing it because of Coachella. Because although I do
want to see Carol g and Baber and Sabrina, now yeah,
that's this weekend. Can you tell me, please, what's happening?
Coyotes are out there in your backyard. They're bad for
our dogs. How do you keep them out?

Speaker 7 (09:22):
Okay, so full disclosure. I did see this on Olivia
Colpo's instagram, but I thought was a brilliant idea. So basically,
what you do is when you go to the hair
salon to like get your hair cut or whatever, you
save the remnants of hair that they cut from your
head and you put it in a little baggy. Then
you take that hair and you sprinkle it all around
the perimeter of your yard. And apparently it scares the

(09:45):
coyotes away because they're scared of humans. So if they see,
if they sniff out coming nearby, then they're going to
be scared.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
This is great. Just stand out the back of all
the hair spots in the malls, grab this stuff and
spread that is That is something that fascinates me. I
am thrilled and grateful that you brought that in today.
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
You can think Olivia Coppoccah.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Next time I run into Olivia Coppapo Copa, I will
think today's quote. That's something I really think about. That's good.
That gets me on my game for tomorrow. For me,
because I got to do one tomorrow. One of these things.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
You probably don't have a lot of hair that is rude. No,
because you're a guy like so your haircuts.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Are like stroke backstroke backstroke. Today's quote. Yeah, why don't
say it to your husband? See what he says today's quote.
If you always keep showing up, the results will have
no other choice. That is one of my favorites. Good
paint it, spray paint it, I mean legally in your

(10:46):
own garage. If you always keep showing up, the results
will have no other choice. Skiss FM, scubble up, Kendrick
Seacrest here all right, guys, Sisney Tanya, Sophia the intern.
After seven o'clock we are making a second date update
call at the end of the date, she said, text me,
and he said, I think you'll be fine. Actually, I

(11:06):
need your advice on what to say at the end
of a first date. I don't even know. I don't
know anymore. I'll tell you what I did. Oh did
you just go on one? Yes? Months ago? Anyway, let's
get to the headlines. This is not a headline.

Speaker 7 (11:19):
Does that mean months ago meaning you're dating somebody for months?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
No? Sicany please help me. Headlines just FM headlines with
well you know.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Firefighters are battling a massive six alarm blaze at the
Kimberly Clark warehouse in Ontario. Investigators believe it was intentionally set.
California Attorney General Rob Vonta is warning of a growing
wave of investment scams spreading across Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

(11:53):
A judge has allowed Lona's X to enter a Mental
Health Division diversion program that could lead to the dismissal
of charges for allegedly attacking l A p D officers,
and a new daily Amtrak Pacific Surflighter round trip service
between LA and San Luis Obispo will launch on May fourth.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
She's gonna be headlining Cochella this weekend. She got Sabrina
one night. You got Biber and Carol g Right want
to go? I know, I maybe I'll call on tickets.
Maybe maybe I really want to go see Justin Bieber.
That's Friday night, big Bieber fans Saturday. Yeah, I've checked

(12:36):
this out. You got Sabrina Friday, Bieber Saturday. I had them,
I had them switched in my head for what. Well,
if you saw him at the Troubadour, you would have
known his tribe. Yeah, he was at the Troop rehearsal
number two for Cella. I'm following him, all right. Let
me grab your Senya and then it's your BTS tickets
to give away. Yes, send you out. Good morning. How

(12:58):
are you?

Speaker 8 (13:00):
I'm doing all right?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Okay, So let's talk about dating. You're dating a bartender
and you don't like it.

Speaker 9 (13:08):
I don't know. I'm just learning that dating a bartender
is not for the fate of heart.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I am why.

Speaker 9 (13:16):
Because well, at first it was great. He was working
at this really chill wine bar and it was low keyvibe,
no issues. But now he just started working at a
much busier bar in Silver Like and it's a totally
different scene. He's working late, and there's like a lot
of coworkers and he's hanging out with them like after hours,

(13:37):
which I get and that's, you know, part of the job.
But I'd be lying if I didn't say it makes
me a little uncomfortable, Like do you not trust him?
It's just like, you know, some of his female coworkers,
they're bartenders, they're like friendly, you know. I don't think
he's doing anything wrong, but the whole like lifestyle feel

(14:01):
a little intimidating.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I mean, I understand what you're talking about. Bartenders are
very interesting to me. I think you're like, I think
it's super cool and attractive that you can balance so
many different things at once with all those people yelling
at you. That is a real multitasking skill. That is
that should be applauded. The question you have to ask yourself.

(14:25):
I don't mean to, you know, just distial it down
to this, but in my mind it is really this
can you handle? Is it a deal breaker for you?
Like there are certain things that you just aren't going
to be able to handle. Is this something that's a
deal breaker for you? Is the lifestyle, are the hours?
Is the opportunity it's in front of him a deal

(14:46):
breaker for you? It's either a yay or an a
a yes or a no. You need to decide now
because otherwise you're going to be going back and forth.
It's either a deal breaker or not. If it's not,
then you gotta let it go. Trust him. If it is,
then stop right now. Don't put yourself through the torture
of thinking about it all the time. That's it your.

Speaker 8 (15:05):
Choice, totally totally cool.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
What's your choice?

Speaker 9 (15:09):
But should I say something?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
You can say something, and then you can say but
I trust you, but you gotta trust him.

Speaker 8 (15:17):
Then you're right.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Good luck, Thank you for listening. I could never do
this stuff in my real life that I love talking
to other people about it, just thinking you could never
do it myself. One A two point seven kiss FM.
Let's get into a second date. Update so this is
really I mean, this is interesting. Melori in Whittier is
on the line and I don't know, what do you
think about this? At the end of the date they met,

(15:43):
they went out, she said text me and he said,
I think you'll be fine and walked away. Now, mel uhi,
was there tension at the end of the date?

Speaker 10 (15:56):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
What was the feeling at that moment.

Speaker 8 (15:59):
I mean, yeah, there was a lot of tension.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
So it wasn't going well. Like it seems like he
by saying that was annoyed by something. Is that the case?

Speaker 8 (16:10):
I mean it was really hard to tell.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
I was I was so confused because it was really
going well, Like something gets seemed off. Things things were
like starting to confuse. There was a little tension, but
like that's why I wanted to confirm.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
And that's what it was like to me, Like someone
says that if they're annoyed, or if something went wrong
on the date, or if somebody was rude on the date,
or if you only talked about yourself on the date,
does any of that ring a bell?

Speaker 8 (16:41):
No? I mean we had it.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
We laughed, we had a good time, we got some drinks,
We had a great time at least I did.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
I didn't pick up any of that.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
And trust me, I've been on those kind of dates
before and this was not it.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I mean, any times it looks like he was annoyed.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
By something otherwise, don't you don't how long has it
been since he hasn't texted.

Speaker 8 (17:05):
It's been like at least a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
A couple of weeks. Well, it's a long time. I mean,
so I moved on by then, Well I want to
find I am curious to know what that meant. Heng
On one second, I believe he's agreed to come on
the air with us. Yeah, and name Andrew a Kiss FM.
What happened to make you say I think you'll be fine?
That's got attitude. Yeah, it's next to kiss A two

(17:29):
point seven Kiss FM. So you go out on a date,
you know, my feeling is like, even if you were
annoyed or didn't like the person, you don't say what
I think this guy said with the tone I think
he set it in, which was they had a great date.
Mellory said it was one of the nicest nights. And
at the end, she says, text me and he said,
I think you'll be fine, and he did not text

(17:49):
for weeks, a couple of weeks. Now, So, Mellory, I've
got him on the line. I want to find out
what rubbed him the wrong way. Be very quiet, okay, okay,
Hi Andrew, Ryan, Chris, you're on the air with us.
How are you damn good?

Speaker 10 (18:03):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I'm great? Thanks? So, Mellory, that's a name you wouldn't forget.
Remember going out with her?

Speaker 10 (18:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, great.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Now tell me why you said, Oh, in the way
you did specifically?

Speaker 9 (18:20):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (18:24):
Yeah, she was really cool.

Speaker 10 (18:26):
It's she just kind of threw me off a little bit.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
What threw you off specifically?

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Who?

Speaker 11 (18:36):
Well, we went out, you know, we went out and
date take to spin Louns after we had met on Hinge.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
But what time do you a What was it that
rubb me the wrong way?

Speaker 6 (18:46):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (18:47):
Well it was I was coming back from the bathroom
and I saw that she Oh, there was a guy
like slipping her his number and she accepted it.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, And were they over telephone? They were exchanging numbers
like guy slipping a paper number. No paper number, right, Yes?

Speaker 11 (19:08):
No, no, it was yeah, it was it was.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
A paper number some guy wrote down with a pen
on paper a number passed it to her and she
took it, Yeah, which she accepted it. Yeah, maybe she
was being playing and you didn't ask her about it
when you came back.

Speaker 11 (19:27):
No, I mean, I that's a fair point.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
I didn't.

Speaker 11 (19:31):
I just like, I just she was really really hot,
and I just kind of satd she's out in my
league anyway, and so I just.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, it was it was probably that's why you said
I think it'll be fine and didn't text her after. Yeah,
I understand Andrew Mellory's on the line with this. Mellory,
is that true? Did you take a guy's number while
he was in the bathroom? I, oh, my gosh, I like,
I didn't know who you saw that, like the like.

Speaker 8 (19:59):
I've learned it's a guy officer's number.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
It's honestly easier just to take it and say thanks,
Like it's just easier that way.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Did you call the guy yet?

Speaker 8 (20:09):
No text the guy?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
No.

Speaker 8 (20:11):
I had no interest in him. It just was literally like,
accept me, I get him to go away.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Can I insert myself here, Melory? If I were you
in this situation, I would have said, when Andrew comes back,
just to be clear, I mean this guy, I would
have told him what happened in a joking sort of
fun way, so that the era is clear. I just
would have done that. Now it seems suspect. And I

(20:37):
actually with Andrew on this. What I'm with Andrew to what? Yeah,
just say no to the guy, don't accept the number,
or tell Andrew when he comes back what happened. So
I I what.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I didn't.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
Yeah, I didn't know. He's all like I totally, but
it was no big deal. It was no big deal.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Now now now we don't know. See now we don't know.
It's too late. Question, Andrew, do you want to go
out with Mellory again?

Speaker 11 (21:08):
Well, I mean I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
I don't.

Speaker 11 (21:12):
I don't think so.

Speaker 10 (21:12):
I mean, how often do you guys hit on you?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Like?

Speaker 11 (21:14):
How does that happen all the time?

Speaker 8 (21:18):
I mean I'm used to it. It's no big deal.
I mean, yeah, it happens once in a while.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
But here's what I would Here's the move I would
make if I were you, and that would be this.
Take her for her word. It wasn't a big deal.
She's not acting on it. Go out with her again.
Let's see what happens. Like trust her, believe her, let's
not doubt her, believe her. Let's move on. Let's see
what happens. You'll see it. You'll see what kind of
person she is, if she'sall on the truth or not.

Speaker 11 (21:43):
Yeah right, I mean that's a really good point, Oscar. Yeah, okay, yeah,
let's give a shot.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Ask her out.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Okay, awesome, Well this starting. I'll plan everything. I promise things.
I won't accept any more numbers.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Okay, right, Andrew make a plan.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
Yeah he's not gonna do right now on the phone,
Andrew make a plan with Mellory right now, please.

Speaker 11 (22:11):
O I am okay, okay, okay, all right, let's do it.
Let's do it this all right, let's do it this weekend.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Let's do it. Bro make a what time? What are
you gonna do? You're gonna call her later? Like something?

Speaker 11 (22:22):
Okay, okay, now you're right, you're right. Okay, Now I
will give you a call later. Let's let's let's planna.
I'll call you right after this, okay, because yeah, I
don't know. I gotta think about something.

Speaker 10 (22:33):
But yeah, let's let's let's call.

Speaker 9 (22:35):
Right, let's do it.

Speaker 8 (22:36):
Let's do it at six o'clock. What about six o'clock Saturday?
Are you free to pick me up.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Then, yes, I am.

Speaker 10 (22:44):
I am right.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Okay, we're gonna let it go. We'll probably need a
third date update after all this, but good luck to you,
Mallory Andrew. Thank you very much. All right, Yeah, you
gotta take somebody for the word at the beginning. Fine,
I believe you on air with Ryan Seacrest. It's one
of two point seven kiss that fam I have to
jump into it. Sophia the Intern. She found photos of

(23:08):
her current boyfriend with his ex in the cupholder of
his car. Now does he have paper clips and erasers
and other things and coins in the cup holder too?
Like this was an archive of stash, like a bunch
of trash.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
No, he doesn't. And I actually need your guys' opinion.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Because talk of the sharpness of yourn Yeah, okay, opinion,
go ahead, Okay.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
So I was sitting in his car and he's like, oh,
I forgot the garage door button. Let me go inside.
And I was like, okay, Like, I'll also look for
it in the car. So I start looking around in
the car and I'm digging around and on this passenger
side door compartment, the little cup holder right there, I
see a photo booth strip of him and his ex,
and granted, like it did look a little old, like

(23:50):
there definitely was a stain on it, but there's two
photos of him and his ex, like super smiley and happy,
and then one right below of them kissing.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
So I waited for him to come back, and I
basically just passed him the photo strip, very silent, and
he went into this full excuse and he was like, oh,
that's so old. I didn't even know that was in there, Like,
I didn't even know that was in there, And then
he proceeds to tell me that He's like, I wash
my car all the time.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I detail it myself.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
So now I'm here thinking, like, you tell me that
it's old, but you're also telling me that you clean
your car all the time.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
How have you not found it? Both sides of the
mouth on that and your details not so good, broth.
You didn't get your ex girlfriend out of cup hole? Okay?
So happened to me, uh was whatever relationship I was in.
And she opened the drawer and somewhere at the bottom
of the drawer was an old birthday card from an

(24:45):
X with handwritten notes on it and everything, and looked
I had forgotten it was there. I didn't throw you know,
I was told don't throw these cards away. Keep the cards.
Then I throw most of them away, but somehow didn't
throw that one away. What a big deal. But same thing.
So do you think he just busted out this strip
of photos to look at him like? It seems like

(25:06):
it's probably plausible that he just forgot they were there.
No chance he forgot they were there.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Not if he's cleaning the car and detailing, and what
happens is he runs into it, it's a memory. He's like,
I can't throw this away yet, and he's putting no.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I think this is a good sign. Actually, how I
think he's not so experienced with dating and lots of relationships.
Good sign for you that he didn't think about that.
Like if he had been through a bunch of dates
and date a bunch of people and this was his thing,
he'd have his sweep program all worked out. But he doesn't,
which I think is a good thing. M vulnerable. I

(25:46):
like it. I like him more. I like the picture.
He threw it out. Okay, he took it and threw
it out. Oh it's gone. He did not mean to
file it away in your head. Let's see what I
think that was an honest mistake. I like this guy, Skeletor.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
He likes you too, Ryan does he he does?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
What does he like? I didn't know that. I've never
met him. What does he like? He said he likes
when you compliment him. Who doesn't like that? I like
it when he compliments me. I mean, this is a
nice symbiotic relationship the two of us, your boyfriend or I.
Maybe we should never meet. I don't want to ruin it.
We are paying your bills back next week. I need
your name, I need to know the bill you want

(26:29):
me to pay, and we start paying your bills next week.
It could not be better in terms of timing to
get the bills paid. With gas prices up through the roof,
we want to pay your bills, all right, Kids of
him dot Com? Get there? So, uh, Tanya, go ahead?
Turning report.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
So we know Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are engaged,
going to be married heading to the altar. We all
are assuming it's June thirteenth, that's the wedding date. This
is all assumptions, okay. Reportedly, Travis is keeping his bachelor
party pretty low key golf and the Bahamas with his
brother Jason and Patrick Mahomes. As for Taylor, the rumor

(27:09):
is she's going to be having multiple bachelorette parties because
of all her friends have really busy lives and schedules,
so so sources are saying that Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadi,
the Him sisters, Kylie Kelcey, Brittany Mahomes, and Abigail Anderson
are planning something special for Taylor. But with the wedding
coming in June, I think it's only a matter of
weeks before the bachelor of bachelrette parties start to commence.

(27:31):
But it got me thinking about you, Ryan, like, if
you were getting married and you had your ideal bachelor party, A,
would you have one?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yes, you would. I'm just saying yes to your question, okay,
and then then.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
B what would it look like? I feel like you
wouldn't have a typical bachelor party?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Okay, thank you. So I thought about this and I
could go either way, don't need to have one, or
could have one. I prefer to have one with her
and her friends joint joint. That'd be my preference. But
let's just say my boys want to do something right
on our own my boys. Here's these are the rules,
and I would say this to whichever boy of mine

(28:08):
is going to plan it. Number one, no sports, right,
no golf, no sports. Number two we are wearing robes
the majority of the time for La. He wants to
spa to thank you. Number Three. At night, we're ordering
pizza and watching docuseries on a streamer. Those are my rules.

(28:32):
I love that. I love that.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
If I were marrying you, I would love that. To
hear them.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
To whom it may concern out there, those are my
three rules. If that sounds like something you like, reach
out to us on the toll free line.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
That's a green flag right there, is it?

Speaker 11 (28:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:50):
I'm my god. I think Ruby said it's like a
bacherette party. That's right, it.

Speaker 11 (28:57):
Is.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
We Crimberleigh as well, and Evan is on the line.
Evan in's honga. Are you ready? Yes?

Speaker 10 (29:04):
I am all right, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Six flags Magic Mountin tickets, you're going to play Name
so Cal City, Name natal Cal City. I'll give you
a restaurant chain that started in southern California. You tell
me what city it started in, right, Like, where was
that born? It's actually quite interesting. It's multiple choice so
it's not that difficult. You got to get three right

(29:25):
before you get three wrong. And here we go, Evan
for six lives Magic Mountain tickets in this great weather.
The first Islands restaurant chain Islands opened in this southern
California city in nineteen eighty two. Was it a Temple City,
B Santa Monica or C West La Islands?

Speaker 8 (29:47):
Ooh, it was born in.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
La West La. That's right. Congratulations, you got it. Peconed veteran.
Now here we go. Next one, the first Norms in
that southern California city. The first Norms open in Southern
California in this city in nineteen forty nine. Was it
a Hollywood B, Woodland Hills or C Redlands? Oh, Hollywood,

(30:12):
that's it a Hollywood sunset? And mine still there. The
next one, how, don't go with Fatburger. Let's go with Fatburger.
Fat Burger. Hey give this for the wind bro Fatburger
first opened in this so Cal city in nineteen forty seven.
Was it a Coasta MESA, B South La or C. Lancaster?

(30:33):
So I thought that was South La. I've all got it.
You got it, you got it? What Evan? You got it?
South La? Yeah, Western near Expo Park, thirty first in Western.
It was originally mister Polite, mister Fatburger. Evan, congratulations, you're
going you got that four pack to six times. I
appreciate you, Bro, Oh, thank you so much. I love y'all.

(30:57):
Thank you for listening to us on air with Ryan Seacret.
One of my favorite voices to here on this radio station.
He's been doing it for a lifetime. One of my
favorite voices is Chewie Martinez, his voice on Kiss FM.
He is a good time Chewy, Good morning, Chewy.

Speaker 8 (31:17):
What's up man? How you doing?

Speaker 10 (31:19):
Ryan?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I am great? I mean, do you do you when
you wake up in the morning, you to your to
your you call her the love of your life, to
your partner? Do you?

Speaker 10 (31:29):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
How you are?

Speaker 10 (31:30):
You? Like that?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Out of the gate, out of the bed?

Speaker 10 (31:33):
I am bro. You know I you know, I have
a rule Ryan, when I wake up, I don't look
at my phone for the first thirty forty five minutes.
And I kind of dedicate that to like regrouping. I
dedicate that to like checking in on how she's doing.
What she needs? Uh. I make coffee for her breakfast? Yeah, man,
I take care of my lady. Man, when I wake up,

(31:53):
that's like the first thing, and I make sure well
I'm good, the dog is good, all the animals. So yeah, Bro,
you know I handled we handled business, Ryan, we handle it.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I mean you handle business in the morning. Okay, gotcha.
I've never been that guy.

Speaker 10 (32:07):
Come on, Bro, come on, bro, I make I mean
burrito too, Bro, I make I hear you.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
All right now, listen, let's focus gas prices. We know
they're through the roof. And I was thinking about something here.
I was hearing your voice on the air, and I
was thinking, if you've got a little extra time after
your morning routine, uh maybe tomorrow morning, maybe just post
kick the can on your routine for a few hours.
We want to give away some free gas. And I
was thinking that we could pick some random gas stations

(32:35):
together off air and then just pop you around to
those and literally random act of kindness by the gas
on the fly.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Man.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I'm bro.

Speaker 10 (32:45):
You know I'm about to people. Man, So you know
I'm with that. Bro, I'm with it.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
I'm with you, down to do it tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (32:51):
I'm going to do it tomorrow. If you're gonna give
me your credit card, I'm with it.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Bro I'm with We'll take care of it. We'll take
care of it. So maybe have an extra today and
tomorrow we can get you out. So I'm thinking about this, Sysney, Tony,
did you like this idea? We get Chewy out early.
We're starting Wittierre, starting Wittier and go from there, you know,
on a route from Wittier. That'll be our first stop

(33:15):
and I'll take exactly where first thing in the morning tomorrow.
Average cost on average cost six and four average costing. Yeah,
that's crazy.

Speaker 10 (33:25):
Where the girls are prettier. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Boy, he's got charm, he's got charm I do. We'll
hit you back after the show. I love you, brother,
thank you for doing this. I love you Ryan, You guys,
I really love that guy. Same he's just great. Mark.
Ryan we think is great. Yeah so I know that,

(33:50):
but like you know, I don't know whatever happens in
the next forty years. At the end of it all,
true should be the guy. Maybe he's the guy. He
may be the guy like I just I will listen
from above to that guy. I love that guy. I
love him too, I really love him. And we have
to morning routine is gonna become a nighttime thing.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
But you know, yeah, you're gonna have to pivot.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
All right, let's come back here at Kiss FM. Oh,
the Olympics will be here in twenty What is it now?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
It's basically twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
How do you figure that?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Because it's almost summer.

Speaker 7 (34:22):
Once summer happens, then it's like Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and
then twenty twenty seven here we go.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Can I say something? Sure, you're right, I know, I
know been in my head, haven't you.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
No, you guys are crazy. It's not. We have barely
at Easter.

Speaker 7 (34:42):
You're gonna sneeze and we're gonna be Ryan's gonna be
dropping the ball.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
No, she's right. We haven't even had summer yet.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
It's tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Summer is No, it's not. So everyone's talking about this,
right LA twenty eight the tickets and summer twenty eight bucks.
But the big events everybody wants gymnastics or the opening ceremony.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Right, opening or closing ceremony, and those of course are
in the thousands.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
I was seeing safety ticket price, yes for.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Like opening ceremony, if you wanted like decent seats five
thousand and five hundred and then some of the cheap
ones they say are not even available. So it's just
a very confusing situation for a lot of the people
that did get windows to buy.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
We should get like you know, when you go to
the college, you get student tickets, right, we go to.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
This city here, yees, student tickets. We need city tickets.
I am with you, I feel the stuff. Fat we are,
we are locals here. It should be easier for us
to get in.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Flat per everything, like just flatten it out, opening flat, gymnastics,
flat whatever. Flat. So did you get your tickets? Did
you get through the lottery?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
So, no, I was not selected. I got an email
on my birthday that said, you have not been selected.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Person would ticket personally, it's like me and my birthday.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Michael got selected, so he did, and there's a few
other family members of mine that did get selected. My
brother got selected as well, and they went in and
bought tickets and whatnot. But like, it was still very
confusing to even get you the tickets that you wanted.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Okay, the tickets are gonna be the tickets. I can't
control that. But now I'm very interested. What will Michael do?
Will he take you? Of course no, not obviously not.
Of course you got through you didn't. Maybe that's acide
that he gets to go with somebody else. No way,
like this is a family event. We're taking the casing. No, no, no, no, guys,

(36:38):
how many the universe has spoken in the universe wants
Michael to go and you, for some reason to not.
I don't know why, what there is a reason.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
I think the universe is saying we're going to allow
one family member. This family does not need twenty four tickets.
They just need the twelve we should have.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
They asked to take this message out there and get
an answer. Oh god, they have bathroom issues that they're
dealing with, all right, But anyway, so tickets that they
should be flat and he I guess I'll take what'll
find out on my coffee. I still my coffee. Let's
kiss love. The weather we got here, eighties, sunny skies,
rain this weekend. Now that may change early enough. If

(37:20):
it's gonna rain, come on Sunday, yeah afternoon, give us Saturday,
bro give us Saturday.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Now it's saying Friday night into Saturday. I don't like
that rain and thunderstorms. I'm looking at it right.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Now, I don't wind a thunderstorm. Yeah, but that will change.
That could change. Okay, tomorrow we're back BTS tickets. You
know I told you I love Chewing Martinez here on kiss.
I also love this guy, Sabashia Meniscaco. He's coming. M Yeah,
this guy is HYSTERI Have you seen Sebashia Menescaco in
tern Sofia. Have you seen his comedy specials on Netflix?

Speaker 6 (37:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Not yet.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Do yourself some homework and check out e Skeletor because
I know he and I have a vibe your boyfriend him.
I suggested you, guys watch a little Subashia Menescalco. Pick
any one of them. He's great, he's on tomorrow. Gave
him some turtlenecks. That guy made fun of me wearing turtlenecks,
and so I sent him a bunch of turtlenecks.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Oh you show him, that's.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Right, You don't, Yeah, that's right. I shut you down
with turtlenecks. Bro, I sick, guys, I gotta go, gotta go.
Let's go. No, Systey, you're staying. Yeah, I guess I'll
stay and have a great day. We're back tomorrow morning.
First thing, thank you for listening to it. Thanks for
listening to On Air with Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 9 (38:32):
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