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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood to you. Thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Ryan Air on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
May Day. May First, the door is a jar to summer.
The door is a jar to the best time of
the year, except for the holidays, which are also the
best time of the year. This is this part of
the year's best time of the year. May First ancient
festival spring Maypole dance. I remember doing that at Austin
Elementary my elementary school, very recognizable May tradition dance. We
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would celebrate with ribbons and tangle them all up around
the maypole, do a little skip pity hop. Huh do
you guys ever do that in school?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Ipe? We did? I don't remember. You don't I remember
this too.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah. The ribbons symbolized the community's bond and the fabric
of life. This is something that we should really remind
ourselves of. I just love that there was technically an
assembly like you had it. You got out of math
that day for about thirty five minutes to go, you know,
dancing around with some ribbons about the fabric of life
around the may pole and here we are s may
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Did they know that would happen when they did that?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
The bsp it supposed to be me.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, well they should know they're saying it wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Wait, so you said you like May, you're like a
summer guy, but you love the holidays.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
If you had to pick one.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Wait, how do you not know what kind of guy
I am?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Like you're out there trying to set me up, like
you're you're you're marketing me, and then you know that
kind of guy.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You know what kind of calendar guy I am?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
If you had to pick one, endless summer or endless holiday,
which would you choose?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You know what? This would never happen. You know, I'm surprised.
I don't deal in the world of rigid people anymore. Okay,
and that is a rigid question. I'm tired of picking
one or the other, black or white. It's so rigid.
I just nothing is that way. No, but it's you say,
you're like, no one has to pick anything anymore, just
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enjoy it. So for me, this time of year, the
best is summer. That time of year the best is Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
We should throw you like a birthday party in the summer. Oh,
a half birthday? Yeah, like a half birthday. Yes, because I.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Don't even want a birthday party in the winter, so
I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I think that he doesn't want I think that you
don't want the party in the winter because it's so
close to Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
And that don't think. Let me just tell you, I
don't like the attention being on me to celebrate.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Don't worry. We're going to just throw it and you'll
be surprised. Wait, I feel like about it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Don't go here. I got a carboard cutout that will
come in June. We'll use that.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
We'll do it in June.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
No, we won't. All right, Hey, clouds this morning sunshine later,
got seventies, got eighties as you work your way inland.
Not as warm this weekend. High's in the mid seventies.
All right, good morning. There's so much to do today.
It's a free gas Friday, and that's going to come
up in a second. When you get your free gas.
Here you will get free gas. But you all speak
all it went free gays.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
For a year.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I just I can't wait to tell you that's you,
when it becomes you and you are the person that wins. Now, Sophia,
this is interesting. I want to tell you something. We're
gonna talk about coffee. We should talk more about it.
It's one of like, there are two great pleasures in
life that you can't take these. I'm not letting anyone
take these away from me. Number one sunsets. Don't take
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it away from me. That is like I like that
time of night. I don't want anybody to disturb that.
Don't want that. I don't get it all the time.
I don't. I mean there are many most nights you
don't get to see it. But when you do, that's precious.
That resets you. That's a good feeling. The other one
on the other side, in the morning, coffee, don't mess
with it, you know, to my doctor listening. Don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
What does the doctor say to you.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't know. But when you tell me there's too
much caffeine or something coming up, I don't know. I
don't care. I'm not letting you take that away. I'll
stretch or I'll do whatever else, mobility, whatever you have,
other stuff. Hmmm, But no, not with the coffee. She's
not gonna happen. So, Sophia, they got your coffee order
wrong this morning. Now that's a moment because you need
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it to be perfect. Otherwise your days off. Yes, did
you send it back?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Honestly I did, but I felt super timid about it,
and they got the actual order right. But they got
the size wrong, and that's where I was like, Okay,
it was a smaller, bigger, it was smaller.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
If you paid for it the large and know that
you cannot drink all the large, but you can't get
enough out of the small, so.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Far you can suck like I feel like already I
get super nervous when they make the actual order wrong.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
But it's like I paid for a large, so I'm like,
I have to.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You have didn't. How do they handle it? Probably fine?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
No, I honestly I feel like I got some attitude.
The barista ask me, well, do you want me to
remake it and add more ice?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I just got like stared at and.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't know. Maybe the approach is more of hey,
so sorry to bother, actually ordered the larger one, but
it's okay if it's I understand, No, Probably are you're busy?
It's over? No? No, no. You want them to feel bad,
in other words, like you're gonna sacrifice because they made
a mistake. So that they it's counter it's like counterintuitive,
so that then they go, no, no, no, you don't, don't worry,
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I'll redo it. Instead of like asking them to redo it,
you accept the mistake so that they actually feel bad
and they redo it.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
What if it's your mistake though, because this happened to
me last night. I was at a steak restaurant and
I ordered a steak. I wanted it medium, and the
server convinced me to get it medium rare plus, saying that.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Is that I don't even know what that is. I
need to see it chart.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So I'm like, I don't want it bloody, and he's like,
it's just a little pink. I'm like, okay, that sounds nice,
I guess, but then it can you.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Bring out the steak map key, I need to.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
See it and it is so raw And I felt
that sending it back because that's what I ordered, Like
I ordered it that way, I should have just ordered medium,
and I ate it that way.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I'm with you, is this too much?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
No, it's perfect? Did you like like that? Loved it?
How was it really great? Every time? I never say anything,
how was it? You know? Even if the fish is fishy?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I love, it was just great.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I just don't know what they're gonna do when they
take it back. They're like, oh, you know, we could
reheat it. I don't know. I'm just like, uh, I'll
just eat.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
What I got. I mean, here's the thing, you're having
a steak. Life is good, you know what I mean? Like,
who cares exactly what color the steak is? It is steak.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I really we're excited about the cream corn brula or
whatever that was.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
That was yummy cream corn brewlai.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yes, it was the most delicious.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Where were you on death row for your last meal?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Basically? Basically? I mean I just had like a spoonful
of it. But it was so good.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
All right, so underrated. It has no nutritional You're gonna
get on the corn wagon now. I do not have
time for that on this Friday.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
We should have time at some point.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Why don't you take that? You corn advocates, go to
the podcast check it out. I'm sure there's not one
for corn. You could get that to. Amy Sugarman should
be like, oh my god, I can sponsor that.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I can.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
We got Crispecks, They're a big sponsor those there. I
think corn cereals.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
There's no nutritional value in corn.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
The State of Iowa will bring you that whole podcast.
They will be your sponsored wrought by the whole State
of Iowa. All Right, Tanya, you going down a cornhole.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I realized there was no nutritional value.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
But I like really found not only that, I don't
know if you've checked your system, but they don't digest,
they don't disintegrate.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Anyway, I've been eating a lot of corn lately.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
We wasted time. That's like having that iceberg lettuce. What's
the point, what's.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Wrong with iceberg lettuce? Now?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
No nutritional values? Lies?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Wow, it's lettuce.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, but it's there's Google that one, the GPS, GPS, GPT,
that one GPS GPS. It all right because a Tanya
was saying, hey, you know corn doesn't get in a publicity, so.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, the nutritional value, she's.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
The corn corner coming up wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Okay, you're wrong, then.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Iceberg.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Let us get to bad rap.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
But it's not literally devoid of nutrition. It's just very
light on it compared to dark leafy greens.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Actually, it makes a great wrap which puts some chicken inside.
It makes a good rap. Not a bad rap, but
it's not very high in stuff. Anyway, there's something else
that I wanted to do. It was on my mind. Ruby,
you were on my mind. So Ruby is in the
back room. It's Friday. We're given away all this free gas.
Somebody's gonna win it for a year. I just love that.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Now, Ruby, you're hosting a party for us?
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Yes, I'm hosting a little backyard boogie for my friend's birthday.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Yes, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Okay, Now I always have a question about this music
volume and how late? How long with the neighbors?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Okay, so that's my question.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Do I need to give a heads up because we're
gonna make smash burgers. It's starting around three ish.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You're not gonna invite them?
Speaker 7 (08:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
So well three?
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Well when is it gonna wrap that?
Speaker 8 (08:57):
It's it's a little loose, but that that's why I'm like,
do I need to let the neighbors know that we're
going to have people over?
Speaker 7 (09:03):
It's about forty five to fifty people.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Rule of thumb. When forty five fifty people smash party
of career, you.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Don't let them know unless it's nice time.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
What is wrong with your manners? Anytime you think you should,
you should.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
No day time is all. I like invite the next
door neighbors, but that don't need to like tell a
whole street.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Also, here's the other thing for me. Send them a plate.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I'll have to send them a plate to the smash burgers.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Yeah, like smash burger over the fence.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Before Yeah, but before like tow fifty five to forty five. Hey,
just want to let you know we're doing this over here,
one that you guys have some thank you so much
for your neighborly friendship.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And don't even say anything about the I mean the
fifty people. Just send that out. What are they gonna do?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Then?
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Yeah, I feel like sometimes you raise like more concern
by bringing it up or bringing the number of people totally.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
Oh, here's a burger. We're having some people over. That's
a good one.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Just send the plate, I mean, not a or a
plate of yes, yes, yeah, plate of the things yes.
And then and then don't act like you're asking for permission.
Just be generous like that. That's the way to do it, guys.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Tonight is a big date night day first. That doesn't
happen all the time. It's May first on a Friday,
and I don't know. Actually, you know now that I'm
in that world, I don't know what's better at data
on a Friday or day on a Saturday. It's like
a date on a Saturday Monday. So close date on
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a Friday. I've worked, got to get home, the shower, somebody.
You don't have time, so I don't know. But if
you are going out and you want them to think
you're hot, it's like if you don't want them to
think you're hot, I don't know where you're going out
with them, but if you want them to think that
you're attractive and hot. They say this type of food
you eat is important. I'm going to disagree. Uh, but
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take them out to eat spicy food, Thai food, Indian food,
Mexican food. I think spicy, lots of spices. The hot
sensation triggers a part of your brain, the unconscious personality
association part of your brain. So they'll think you're hot
as a person while they're eating hot food.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I kind of get it. We did Mexican on our
first day with Michael.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Mexican food is amazing. I just need to know you
well enough because I burp onions, spice, tomatoes and beans,
welcome meal, the same with all of it. Like I
don't mind burping, and I don't mind indigestion. I mean
it's fun sometimes.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Right, especially when the foods were there so much.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's not how much, not much. It's what it's chopped
raw onions on cheese and chiladas that will do it
to me.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I would never go to dinner. Don't get raw onions
you're on a first date.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Well, garlic is in that stuff. You know where the
garlic's coming from. That's all over the place, garlic. I
just think that like it's it's the most charming. I
love it. That's all fun, good stuff. But you got
to be aware of your system. That's what they say, though,
eat hot, you're hot anyway. Today's quote this is from
my mom. She always says something like, hey, Ryan, I
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think I'm gonna go to bed. It's ten o'clock my time.
What time are you in? You're right with me here,
it's not ten o'clock. I do that. There's only one
time she said, nope, it's nine thirty my time. Come on,
it's not. It's six thirty. Here we are in the
same room. Like, what are you talking about? Your time?
There's your time?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Does to stay on her time? Wait?
Speaker 7 (12:32):
This is the quote.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
The quote is the right time doesn't exist. There's only time.
What you choose to do with it is what you
choose to do with it exactly. But the right time
is it doesn't. No, there's no right time. There's only time.
You choose huge control. You make the choices in that time.
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Speaker 2 (13:06):
The President signed legislation funding much of the Department of
Homeland Security, but not its immigration enforcement operations, ending the
longest agency shutdown in history. Police arrested two Glendale residents
accused of scamming high end retailer Nordstrom out of about
three hundred thousand dollars by purchasing high end clothing and
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returning counterfeit items. Tens of thousands of LA home owners
are receiving brush clearance notices after state officials expanded high
risk fire zones after the Palisades and Altadena fires, and
Olivia Rodrigo dropped dates for her Massive Unraveled Tour or
World Tour, including four nights at Into a Dome next January.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
You come, I mean, it really is simple. We're about
to pay a bill. I got free gas for you
coming up. It's all happening because it's May one Friday.
It's a weekend here in southern California. Look cooler. But yeah,
if you just boil things down and just like simplify
things in life, no one disappoints you until they do.
It's true, right, And like Jordan went to the Dodger
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game thought it was free. It was free until it
was not. So how did you mistake the free game
that was not the free game? Jordan?
Speaker 9 (14:22):
I got invited it was last minute, asked if I
was free. I was like, cool, I'm down for a free.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Just the guy from the gym.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
No, no, no, no, no romantic relation?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
What's so o okay?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Copy that? So you're down for a free Dodger game?
Then your friend charged you.
Speaker 9 (14:36):
Yeah, we go and we pull up to the game,
and you know how you have to go through the
parking guys, the security. We get there and they're like, oh, like,
if you don't mind just covering the parking, that'd be great.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
I was like, oh, okay.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Well, I came in with the idea that everything was
going to be free. I was gonna buy the drink
at the bar because like as a thing thank you,
but ended up paying for parking instead.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Well, I mean, look, I think that's actually for me.
I don't know, Sistney, what do you think, But I
think that's actually for your.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
I think that's fine.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
If they bought the tickets for you, So they did
they pay for the tickets?
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yes, so they paid Oh they paid for the tickets Okay,
and then yeah I didn't. I don't say anything wrong
with that. But if they got those tickets for free
and they're bringing you, then y'all should just split the parking.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
And by the way, like I have had friends I
buy dinner, they're like, oh, bro, let meet the parking outside.
I got yeah, you know, it's just like that's kind
of like the seesaw of life.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
I kind of wanted to be the one to offer though, like, yeah,
I mean I would I was going to offer to split.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
But back up, back up your offer to the parking,
like you should now now going into the next thing,
when there's going to be a price of injury that's
not the ticket. Then you say, yeah, i'd love to go,
let me get parking. They may say at that point
not I don't worry about I got it, or thank you
so much. That's probably better than buying them a drink.
How much was the parking versus the drink?
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Basically the same price.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Parking like forty five bucks at Doctor Stadium.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I think parking. Honestly, when someone says let me grab parking,
that's like a relief. Yeah, Like you ever go somewhere
and you get the parking, You're like, what the parking was?
What the best? The best movies?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
If they say I want to drive, I'll drive us like.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Oh no, no, no, no, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Guess who's not a good passenger on the panel.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh my's no way, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I don't imagine Ryan sitting in the passenger seat while
I was driving.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
No, that's why I would be like, guys, i'll follow you,
follow me.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I'm not going That would be my worst night in
any car, as long as I don't have to drive.
You always complain when I drive.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Well, yeah, well have you seen you drive?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
You just get so close to the car in front.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
You just you're like bumper car people. I don't understand you.
You don't want exactly, you don't want to encourage the thing.
The beep is going to break sometimes it's used too much.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, beep, you're not. I still have.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, that camera lies sometimes too. That thing looks like
it's from a helicopter. It's right there on the bumper.
A thousand bucks to pay a bill in the Saint
Gabriel Valley Kiss FM. That's a Sabrina Carpenter's on Kiss FM.
I don't know. I talked to from my age someone
I got to go to both Coachella's. He went to
the Weekend one Weekend two. I said. He said, Weekend won.
Everyone's so excited.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah we can.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
There's a little there's a little less of a gear.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
But I felt like there was more surprises Weekend two,
like Madonna coming out with Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Valley of islet scheduling. That was to do with scheduling
unless the artists think, you know what they I'm I'm
just going to do me weekend one, but I got
to up my game weekend too.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I think there's an up your game weekend two vibe
or sure.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
So reports vary about weekend one weekend two, but there
will be two weekends coming up again in twenty twenty seven.
First we got to drop the ball, then we get
to Coachell. It's a lot going on before that. So
if you think you might want to go, basically you
got to decide immediately. But for the lineup is announced, right, Yeah,
what are the prices? The prices five six hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Five six hundred bucks. It cracked me up getting this
email because it was the day after Weekend two wrapped.
I mean, people are probably still driving home from the desert.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
And you originated the email the.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Coachella Golden Voice, like like, yes, it's because I've gone
to Coachella in the past. I'm on like their emails. Yes,
I'm on the list. And so it was like, Coachella
tickets go on sale May first eleven, am, be ready,
and obviously there's no lineup, so everyone's just kind of
trying to predict who they think might be there next year.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
All right, So who do we think might be there
next year? Olivia Rodrigo. I mean she's she's gonna have
their big year right now.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I think she will have a huge year. The album
comes out June twelfth, So Olivia Rodrigraffer sure is on
my list.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I don't think has Bad Bunny ever done it?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
He has done it, he did it in twenty twenty three,
but him coming back also great moment, And when you
think about it, that was like four years ago in
twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
What about K pop? Have they ever done Coachella?
Speaker 6 (18:57):
I don't think they've ever headlined.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
No, not a headline.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Black Pink was like second to last.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
So yes, I think this.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Will be a Coachella. They're going to change Coachella to
a K spelled with the K this year.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I think du A Lipa got to.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Paint all the police cards with a K Collachella.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You just come up with, Well, no, I write this
stuff aheadicop. Do you see a team of people there?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, I think VT. I mean like BTS is going
to do like a Taylor Swift number on tour. You
know we're going to do a big number.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
They would be massive if they could get BTS to
headline next year.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Well, that's what I'm saying to Golden Voice. All right,
let's come back. That's that's a year. There's I mean,
what are you doing Monday? Like, how in the world
do you plan twenty twenty seven your weekend?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Well?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
The reason why, and I think I'll defend it because
the reason why they do this is because the tickets
are so insane. They do payment plans, so that's how
they get you. So yes, if you want to commit
to it now you used to use pay along the
land exactly this year.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
I feel like it goes such a buzz that they're
like riding the momentum, like, don't miss.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Out next year.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
No, that makes sense. All right, it's Kiss FM quick
Break coming Back. Triple XL is in the mix on
a Friday morning, Kiss FM. Triple XL in the mix.
All Right, Andrea, Andrea, Andrea? What is it?
Speaker 6 (20:18):
Andrea Onria?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Goods morning? How are you good morning? I'm good good her?
Are you super good? Thanks for listening? Manchakukamunga. We are
gonna play for free gas right now. Storrears. It's not
Star Wars, it's Store Wars. I'm gonna give you two stores, right, restaurants,
clothing stores, coffee shops, whatever it is. You tell me
(20:42):
which has more. You gotta get three right before you
get three wrongs. So basically it's a chain. You just
think of who has more locations in southern California? Okay, okay,
and then you can use your free gas to go
check them out. First one, are there more Baskin Robbins
or yogurt lands in SoCal.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I'm going to say Baskin Robins.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
That's right, yes, wow? Oh g My favorite cake is
their ice cream cake.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
How you have their polar.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Piet's so good?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
What's in the polar pie?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
So they have like an oreo crust and they do
chocolate fudge around the side and there's ice cream and
then caramel on top.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, well that's better. That's better than the cake. I'm sorry.
All right, Next one, more locations? You got one? Next one?
Are there more Shell stations or Chevron stations in Southern California?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Oh, I'm going to say sub run.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Oh yeah, four hundred and fifty shell stations, seven hundred chevrons? Really? Wow?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
So random?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
All right? For the win? Are there more Supercuts? Or
Great Clips in southern California.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
Man, okay, I'm gonna say super cuts.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yes, you're right, one hundred and forty five super Cuts
only one hundred and five Great Clips. Congratulations, you are
getting your free gas. Yes, Andre, you're also registered to
win free gas for a whole year.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
What.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Oh my god, Oh.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Okay, you gotta deal with Andre.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Thank you for listening.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
This makes my life so much easier.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I love that. That's what we're here to do. That's
our job. It's kiss. What are you doing this weekend?
It's going to be mid seventies ish, a little cool
or not cold, but little cooler. Hopefully you've got something
you're looking forward to. My mother always says she needs one.
It doesn't matter what it is. It could be that
peppermint pie from Baskin Robbins.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Polar Pie, or the hole or pie from.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
But just something that's on your radar to look forward to.
You need one little thing to look forward to. And
I don't want to hear well live in the President
to look forward to stuff that's not true. You need
little carrots plenty.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Pressure Guru hasn't taught you that a I.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Don't have a Google.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
He doesn't have one.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
He's just reading reading books.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I'm listening listening to them, same thing.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
That's not the same. I just put it on while
I'm getting my teeth.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, it is the same. You're the information love listening.
All I do is listen to books.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Sophia, you said that you may have discovered a red
flag with this guy you met on Halloween. You've been
moving fast with him on campus, and now what is it?
What's the crisis with skeletor?
Speaker 6 (23:41):
He doesn't want to buy a suit for my sorority formal?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Okay, on the scale of crises to me, why does
he want to buy a suit? What's the deal? I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
He says he doesn't want to look for one, and
he says it's going to be too expensive.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
What's his style?
Speaker 5 (23:59):
He's very like street wear, super baggy jeans, casual tops.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
What size is he?
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Give me his height?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You're gonna gives yeah, I am.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
I'd say he's like five eleven perfect?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Am I eight? Well, so I have a little ankle showings.
I've got these.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I used to have a suit line HM called Ryan
Seacrest Distinction. Yeah, I think we got. I'm not kidding
r SD and I got ties to.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
A tie he does? He needs the whole get up.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, Ryan, send me a picture of this guy please
so I can see his sizes. Is it forty eight?
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (24:52):
He's told me once.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
I think he said it's like good.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
He talk to the guys to give me the guy's number?
Can I get the guy's numbers? Why not put him
on the air?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh, you want to talk to him on the air
about his measurements?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
What am? I don't want that?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
But we do.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
I will force him or he's not coming to my
formal with me.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
That's the point.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Let's call him.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
What are you waiting for? What we got? I mean
we come back. We got a lot of show to do. Mark,
you can work on this. Can you produce? Definitely? Get
him on Yes, because the right moment, this may be it,
It may be it, this may be it.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Right.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I'm giving him a free suit to go to your
What you really have the suit? I'm gonna find out
between now and then, I'm call him the warehouse, call
my warehouse. No, I don't have a warehouse. Macy's does?
Maybe got some? Next traid Macy's Mother's Day sales. Maybe
they got some extra suits.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I see they have them online. They're up in your attic.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, maybe there's some regifters online. Anyway, let's track him down.
It's about time I meet this guy and give him
a suit. To listen, he and I have something more
on air with Ryan Seacrest. You know, there's been a
time during this show. I've had to meet all the guys,
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all the boys on this show. I'll never forget when
Sisiny first met Michael and I had to meet him. Yep,
never forget when Tany first met about ten guys and
them ru Ruby, the moment with David. These are all
priceless moments in my book.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I don't even remember them, Huh, Like I don't remember
the first time he met Michael.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Really, I don't know how in.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
The world could you forget? Not cherish that there's no chance.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
You remember either.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
He said, Mikayla, I got you on my calendar at
some point to meet your guy when you meet him,
and now here we go, Sophia, this is the moment
I'm meeting her boyfriend on campus, Skeletor. I don't want
to know his real name yet. Cas This doesn't work out.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
I'm ready.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
I'm excited for you. Guys.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
How long you been meeting this guy up for dating
and stuff? One of you guys call it rusty on
the terms. What do you do?
Speaker 5 (27:08):
We've been we've been going out for seven months, but today,
actually May first, is our two month official anniversary.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Forever May all right, So let me meet Skeletor. Let's
see what he sounds like. Skeletor it is Ryan Seacrest
is a pleasure.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
To meet you, Hey, Ryan, pleasures on mine.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I like his caiden. Sophia is losing her mind right
now that we're finally meeting. It's long overdue, bro, I know.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
I know she's been telling me a little bit I've
been hearing.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Also, So, Skeletor. One of the great moves when you
sent her mom flowers? Was it her mom? Grandma, grandma,
grandma mom? Whatever? You didn't send her flowers, you went
one up, you went two up over mom. Over Sophia
to grandma for flowers on up Mother's.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, it's all, you know, sick, good job.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Yeah, you know, just you know, really really excited to
see her mom and new grandma, So how to bring something?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Where are you from, Skeletor?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Right, You're from basic California?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
What's the basic.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Long Beach? From Long Beach?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Right on? All right, so you grew up here, you
see riverside that what was the first impression you had
when you met Sophia?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
You know it was how can I say it anymore?
You know it was struck at you know, when I
first saw her and everything like that at the little
kickback and Halloween party, and I just went from there.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You know, yeah, I do, because I've heard every step
of the way on the show. I do know. And
that's why we call him the opposite the downs lot
Upso Skeletor that's why his name is because they met
on Halloween, right, and he was a skeleton. I mean,
I know that she drooled on you and found photos
of your X and your car that I've defended you for.
By the way, I defended you for that because I
was like, he didn't know they're there. It is not
(29:10):
like planting then like going back and looking at that.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
I know, I know, I appreciate that. I appreciate it
really helped, it really helped a lot.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I'm here to keep people together. Okay, now listen to
that point. I understand you've been invited to the formal
coming up here.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Yeah, yeah, on the fourteenth.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yes, and she tells me not really a suit wearing
kind of guy.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yeah, I never had the the event to pull out
of suits. I don't even have one, so I have
to go and one and go through all that all that.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Today's You're lucky day, bro. So yeah, what I need
to know are we about the same size? It sounds
like we might be.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
I'm not too sure my uh my top half side,
but I know from like the bottom, I like like
a thirty thirty two, thirty four, thirty on the length
you know, thirty?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Are you thirty thirty two or thirty four? On the
length part?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
The length, I'm like thirty round thirty and then the
waist like around thirty four And I've been eating a
little too much recently.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
All right, well thirty, I'm I'm at thirty. So are
you five nine and a half?
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah, I'm basically right there, a little taller, but.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah, massamanas all right, so okay, good, and then you're
probably like at thirty four, So in what size like
when you put on a a jacket. What size do
you put on? Medium or large?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Usually large, but sometimes they fit a little lengthy. But
but yeah medium, I think I could maybe squeeze into
a medium.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Okay, so I've got I had a suit collection, a
suit desired. What do you call it?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
It was right secret distinction.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah, Ryan Seacret's Distinction at Macy's for a limited time
and we don't sell them anymore, but I bet you
we got some in the Macy's warehouse. Hey, we Linda,
question for you. I got Skeletor, Sophia's boyfriend on the line,
who needs a suit for her formal. Do we have
any of those Ryan Seacrest Distinction suits in the warehouse?
He needs a suit, the old ones. I'm sure we do.
(31:24):
He's a thirty thirty two, thirty four, thirty six eight
all right, so just could you try and flag one
for him? And it's just because he didn't want to
go through all the trouble getting a suit for her formal,
but he wants to go. Yeah, that's great. We're going
to keep them together. You know the world needs it. Yes, okay, bye, bye,
thank you, there's my office right there. Done deal.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
She'll appreciate it. So much.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
These are these are these are like, uh a big
deal because they're not for sale anymore. I mean, this
thing's newhouse, yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Bran new from the archives.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
It's a brand new scene in the warehouse, never going
to be sold again. Kind of suit.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Na, I gotta I gotta appreciate it, man, I you know,
didn't expect this today.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
No, what did you expect today, skeletor I'm just wondering
what was on your plate?
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Nothing, just just normal day, you know, working on my
work right now. I just took a little break. But
uh but nah, yeah, I just thought it was a
normal day. Then I was gonna be blessed with the
uh the the archives of your your brand.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
You know, I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I feel
like you might be the ying to my yang. Yeah,
I'm just listening. Like the two of us, we are
like opposites attract you know what I mean. But I
I need to slow down. I feel like you got
that down.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
No, yeah, you know, I feel like it's instantly clicked.
You know, I feel like we've been knowing each other
for a while.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
So are you sure you want it? For the formal
I might be busy with him that night. All I'm
gonna let you go. We'll get on this for.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
You, okay, all right, and I appreciate you guys. Have
a good day.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Okay, his boyfriend, that's a first. We finally met a skeletor.
I like him a lot.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
Yeah, he really likes you too, Ryan, Thank you so much.
I'm so excited for him and for me. Thank you
so much for me.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
She's saying, thank you for the suit.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh sorry, I'd like to meet a new guy. I
don't mean a lot of new guys, you know. And
he's nothing ruffles that guy's feathers, no nothing, steady, steady
in a storm. All right, we took a long time.
There's going to get a quick break. Kiss FM, timeless
on one or two point seven Kiss FM. So much
happening this morning. It's Friday. It is the first day
(33:55):
of May. I think we're kind of like ready, we're
ready for summer stuff, whatever it is at summer. It's
just better. Remember how we always talk about how like
we let we just like break the rules a little
bit more. I know you talk about your solo cups
till nine and pm on the weekends outside and stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Syany solo cups at nine pm? Class, Yes you do.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
I feel like that was a somebody was out. It
was summer and you were like, eh, tipping my cups
back till nine pm.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Maybe rose not like yeah, but I don't like put
it in a solo cup. It's a nice class.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
No shade to the solo guy.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
That is how you drink a road the rescue by
the valley police. If you're out there with a glass
of rose.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I'm not out there were you guys these lives don't.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Don't you know how to consume in public? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Public?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Not in public, but like in your own backyard.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
That is your own backyard, you're allowed to drink open container.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Bro bro, No, it's private property.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
You're at your home.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I don't know what the rule is. Somebody look it up,
but I think you got to drinks.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Have a coffee cup wine in your backyard the other day.
Don't tell the cups.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I think if you're on your front yard, you got
to be drinking, have affee cup.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, front yarn is different.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
I don't think so much property.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
It's not you all of a sudden become a lawmaker,
like just like that, she became a lawmaker. Yep, that's different.
Well look it up. Can you look it up?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I think if you're on your property it is a
fair game. The minute you step onto the public street,
then you got issues.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Didn't We talk about on this show how they're relaxing
some open container laws anywhere, some phantom.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Like thirty Promenade, they're like making it so.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah, but if you one one community starts to do it,
then others will follow suit if it all goes well.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I think that's fine, But I don't think it's like
in your neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
All right, So here it is it's generally legal to
drink alcohol on your own private property, including your front
yard or porch. But you know there's that six feet
of government land. You can't go across that line.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
You down porches here, I don't have a porch. Yeah,
I feel like that's like I used to have a porch.
My old house had a porch.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I grew up with porches.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, I know, when like the lamb chairs land, I
miss my porch.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah. We had trees. Yeah, we had a treehouse. Honestly,
that thing was like full of termites. Somehow, my parents
back in the day, back in the day, I'll be fine. Yeah,
I mean that would looks like a bit soggy, but
it's not that big of a fall. Tree bails in there,
you know, all right, I was gonna do a training report.
(36:31):
We're out of time, so oh it's such.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
A good one and we have to do it today.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
We'll do it in a few minutes. Okay, I'm not
going anywhere, and Sisney's got a whole hour. You could
even go there. Going back at Kiss.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
FM on air with Ryan Seacrets.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
It's kiss FM. I am about to call a name.
If you didn't get to kiss fm dot com yet
to give me your name, then you should because I
can call your name to pay a bill. Then we
get some free gas and Tanya as a training report.
Make the Stallion in this one.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yes, but I really wanted to do this one because
I vividly have a memory of the day after you
went through a breakup and having to come and do
the show here with us. So tonight is Meghan. You know,
like he had a breakup that night because it was
in the press.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
It was that fresh.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Yeah it must be true.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Okay, So tonight is Meghan. The Stallion's last performance of
Mulan Rouge on Broadway. She was originally scheduled to end
May seventeenth, but it ended it's ending tonight for personal
reasons and some health related reasons. As we all know,
she and Clay Thompson ended their relationship this week, and
then just hours after she posted about the breakup, Meghan
had to go to work, as many people do. She
(37:47):
went out there, she performed the whole show, and then
at the curtain call, she broke down. Tears were running
down her face. She was like holding it together. The
audience was cheering her on, they were there for her.
But there was just something really human about this moment,
you know, because I think we all have gone through
heartbreaks and then you especially when you're in the entertainment industry,
(38:08):
you have to go and like be on and entertain
and you're like, it's it's kind of like Taylor Swift song.
You can do it with a broken heart, you know,
like you still have to show up to work. Yeah,
And I just felt this was like such a relatable
moment with Megan.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I we've all had to do this year. I mean,
sure you knew about mine and I knew about yours,
tiny because you called me at home on a Sunday
night and said, don't talk about it on the air.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
I know, because I had to come into work the
next day and I was like, if anybody asks me
how he's doing, I will literally just start.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Sobbing how he's doing, or like how we're.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Doing, you know, like you guys would just check in,
and if you guys didn't know that we broke up,
I would.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Just be Then it's such a it's a double edged
because then you tell us and it's the only thing
we can think about, Like, it's the only thing on
my mind. Was don't say It's like when ILL had
to go to dinner with uh, you know, when I
meet the parents, and what are you to talk about?
Don't say the don't say certain words, you know, don't curse,
don't curse. Don't curse. That's all in my head. Don't curse,
(39:06):
And that's all I think about.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Not like you curse like a sailor or anything.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
No, but sometimes you.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Know, yeah, when he flips his song bring.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, I like to bring home a point in my
solo company. Yeah, all right, it's kiss FM coming up
next for paying a bill, pretty carpenter. I was reading
this some stories that we don't have to get into it.
But Barry Keegan was talking about Sabrina Tana. What happened?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah, he was on Benny Blanco's podcast.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Podcast, but then he walked out.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
No, he would just denying the rumors that he cheated.
You see, that's what happens when I only read a headline.
I'm like, I was on Benny's at Blancos and then
he walked out. But have you seen their podcast? It's
really cool.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah, who's that Benny? And who?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I don't think I can say his name on the air.
Oh little Dickie.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Okay, yeah, we've had the guy on this show. We've
literally got him on.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
No, not Benny. I know we could say Benny, but little.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Oh my gosh, we need a weekend. When is it now?
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Anyways, they have people come into their house and they
do like a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
It's really cool.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
I will check it out wherever I get my podcast.
iHeartRadio now listen. I just my life has changed ever
since I met Sophia's boyfriend last hour. His name is Skeletor.
He moves at the pace I want to move at all.
Right right, I just want you to do yourself a
favor today later if you missed it. If you've never
(40:30):
checked out our podcast, check it out today and check
out Skeletor on this show me meeting. I met all
the guys here. I met every guy in everybody's lives here, right,
I married one of them off right.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
Off longer down the aisle.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
What I do, I ordained. I don't have a lot
of familiarity with these wedding things, so uh yeah, so
I did that with Tanya. H Never forget the day.
Michael and I forget the first day we met, and
David and Ruby and I all of us, MICHAELA, the
day is coming, and Sophia. Today was the day I
(41:10):
met the boy. I met the boy and he is great.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Well, he's going to be a fan.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Young man.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Yeah, yes, no man.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
To me, I'm like an uncle. He can be my boy.
I mean I'd probably be my.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Boy, right for sure.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
You know I'm a little behind on this life evolution thing.
How old is a kid?
Speaker 6 (41:39):
He's twenty four?
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah technically with science, yeah, but not really science. I
mean science technically yes, but not really anyway, Uh, you
gotta check it out in your podcast. His name is Skeletor.
Might I say you're a podcast, I mean ours, So
(42:01):
cow weekend. What's going on? Beach Live Festival where Dondo
a lot of great music. Chainsmoker is going to be there.
The Core Festival making its La debut. That is a
two day immersive em festival. Ronnie's probably going. The Shebang
Festival San Louis Obispo two day music all music. This
weekend's great. Oh the Tequila and Mescal Festival. Yeah, there's
(42:24):
a good one. Put that on your radar. D t
La tomorrow and Taco Madness, the seventeenth annual event from
our friends at La Taco. A winner's going to be crowned.
So lot's going on around southern California. We're coming back
with free gas. Thank you all for listening. Have a
good weekend. Coming up on Monday, We're gonna get to
that Ryan's roses, so stand by for that. Anything else
(42:45):
is neat Tanya, have a.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Great Weekendabay Birthday to my twins. They turn eight tomorrow
Asa and maxon Happy Birthday.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Happy birthday. Well you know what my gift was a
night out on the town day. I took them out.
I basically took them out on Monday night and that's it.
I was just gonna say, should I babysit sometimes? But
I don't think so. I feel like you could.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
I could.
Speaker 6 (43:09):
Did you see like Max and legit things?
Speaker 2 (43:11):
You're his uncle? Like you?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
What did you tell him?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
I didn't tell him anything but stories you share the
entire life.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
You kind of just always been the O.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Ryan, and so it's like, yeah, like his uncle.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
All Right, that's it. I have a good one. Guys,
This is kiss. Thanks for listening So on Air with
Ryan Seacrest. Make sure to subscribe and we'll talk to
you again Monday.