January 12, 2026 • 39 mins
On today's show: Tanya talks "Whale Tails" at the Golden Globes, Phone Screener Jordyn has a dating update and a listener needs help with her husband not being her go-to emergency contact. Listen NOW on the On Air With Ryan Seacrest Podcast!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood to you.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ryan Air on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Olivia Dean A good morning. Ah, Yes, it's kiss FM.
This is the week we got mostly sun, mid seventies.
It looks really nice. This is what you came for
in twenty twenty six for Los Angeles, so let's get
ready for it. How are you doing, Sicannin, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I was just thinking that when you said that. It's like,
if you're visiting this week in January, probably when you
booked your trip, thought you know, there might be rain,
who knows, and look beautiful weather the entire week.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
But that's so different. Like I remember thinking before I
lived in La a long time ago, but thinking I'm
going to La where it's always sunny, never rains. That's changed.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, you never know. Sometimes you get here and it's gloomy,
son hearing raining.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I never thought I'd own a beanie you know, I
own them and I rarely wear them. Well, I don't
have a beanie head. I'll tell you that right now.
I can't figure it out. I like go tight and
doesn't look good then I pull it up. So there's
gap between What about? What about the sag in the back.
I look like a full on poser. I look like
(01:14):
a full on poser. We have a Ryan's roses this morning. Now,
She and her husband were watching something on his phone
and sharing earbuds when Siri chimed in with a message
that sent him into a panic. That's Siri, watch your.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Step, chimes in randomly, Yeah, watch your step.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
My mom's always talking to Siri. It's shearing tickets all morning.
That's exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I love Ed so much. Did you see his doc yet?
The one shot?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, I'm all stacked up on docs. I got everything
from I gotta see Becky g I gotta see Yeah,
you're h don Ivy wants me to see the Counting
Crows documentary. I love a doc, but I got to
catch up. You know, someone buy all these streamers and
put them together. I can't go toggling.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I was thinking that the other day as well, Like seriously,
and I don't like all like the transactions on my
on my credit card too, like one transaction for all
of them. It's like fourteen dollars here, six dollars there.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, and then didn't you log me out? You lock
me out? Now, what do you mean to do fight
to get back in. No, I'm not fighting to get
back in. I want to go see you, peacock. I
want to go see HBO Max. But like I don't
see you as much, and you want to see you more.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And you're probably one someone that doesn't save their passwords
to like their keychain, right, like you don't like key chain,
Like he knows what you okay, So like you know
when it says like your desktop or your phone, like
do you want me to save this for like the future,
you probably say no because you're like scarce everything I know.
But if you say yes, then you can just do
like the QR code and then it'll save it you
(02:52):
like click SIGNI back in.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I've been saying yes the cookies until reason. I just
realized you could hit one more screen and reject them.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
All reject them.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yes, Well I just started rejecting them in twenty six.
I got cookies coming out everywhere. Yeah, it's kiss FM.
What annoys you more than anything? Apparently harmless hosting habits
secretly annoy your guests, and on that list is only
providing alcoholic beverages, Like when you're hosting, your guests are annoyed.
If you're only providing alcoholic beverages. I gotta Sam Gatti
(03:20):
for that changed. Well, I mean I got other's stuff,
but I mean feel free water like there's water wave sodas.
When we got we had sodas and stuff like that.
People are annoyed when they come over and you over
theme or overschedule any sort of social activity. Too many games,
(03:40):
too many things going on now. People are also annoyed
when you're late. That's a big deal this year. People
are tired of you being late in twenty twenty six.
Who's most likely to be tardy here?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Like to work, we all show up on time.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
To party, that's good. Like my house, right, who is
who got the on time? And who got there late?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
We all got there on time. Yeah, because you said
like five pm arrivals such a weird message, I was like,
wh why is that weird?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Why? Why is that weird? Why? Followed by drinks and dinner?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, I was just very like, where are we going
to get there five?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's because I may be annoyingly over scheduling, but I
want you to understand that there's a pace to the night,
which is in the afternoon. I get it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
And so if someone shows up like, I think forty
five minutes is too late. Twenty minutes is a good
gray spirit to be.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Like somebody in fights you over for a for a meal,
like they're going to serve that meal within a half
hour of arrivals.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Listen, I will not be late. I'm just saying. If
I was the host and someone showed up twenty minutes late,
I would It's not that big of a deal. But
like forty five, it's like what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So think about who's always late in your life? And
scientists worked up this whole thing about it. They say
people are late for specific reasons. Some people are optimistic.
They believe that everything is gonna go smoothly, getting ready,
getting out the door, the car, working traffic. They're always
(05:12):
late because nothing goes smoothly, nothing goes like clockwork, and
it takes you a lot more time to get from
ready to in the car or in the uber to go,
Like I never calculate that. That's something I don't calculate.
It's about twelve minutes to get like, okay, I'm ready,
but then to get all your stuff gathered and then
get going.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yes, And like for me, it's like making sure the
dogs went potty outside and like putting them back in
the house and like secure. You know that type of stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
All right, So scientists say, then there's free spirited people.
They're just a distracted they just don't really pay attention
to time. They're always asking you what time it is,
and they're shocked by it. They're blown away by what
time it is? It's three thirty? What it's three thirty? On?
What day? It's Tuesday? What? People like, that's you? What
date it is?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh my gosh, my sister, I'm like every day Saturday
for you?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Like, im so upset? How could you not know? What
kind of life are you living where you don't know
the day of the week.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh my kids during winter break they didn't know what
day it was.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It's a deal breaker for me. I can't date you
if you don't know the day of the week. Yeah,
we cannot ever be in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
On time. And you gotta know the day you're three
days ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Usually, how do you ask me what day of the week?
I don't know why. It gets under my skin too.
We advocate a world where you don't speak behind people's
back unless it's about six or forty In the morning
here on the show, and that's what we're gonna do
right now. It's kiss FM. Thanks for joining us. This
is a point, Sophia, you're the intern, you're new here.
It's a point where if you have anything going on
(06:44):
with your boyfriend, not boyfriend, Gray Area, guy skeletor or
anybody in our life, it's a good time to talk
about them because generally they're not paying attention. The friends
are not listening yet. Table Time roommates, this is it right,
gossip it up here. Your professor is your mom. Whatever
you want right here this time. So Michael at home
is protesting something into pantries. This is a big deal.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Listen. My husband of almost twelve years, by the way,
your anniversaries this weekend. I put up with a lot
I feel as a wife.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I can deal with him just taking off his shoes
in the middle of the living room and leaving him
like like he's like he stepped out of him. I
can deal with the rolled up socks that I find
under the couch. I can even deal with like his
his underwear, like in the pants, like when he takes
it off and it's just like I do that. Yeah, Okay,
but this is where I stop, because this is now
(07:35):
Now we're wasting food. Okay, And Michael like refuses. I
don't know if he refuses or he just doesn't think
about it. He doesn't use chip clips and it drives
me insane.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Uh okay, so I don't either.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh my gosh, that's a problem. The problem is like
I will just do the shopping and I just got
like a fresh bag of pretzels, okay, And then I'm
in pantry going to get pretzels and the pretzels have
been open, but they were just rolled down like.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
This, and no, no, no, And then now I go
to eat the pretzel and it's stale, and it's we
just bought it three days ago. So he does he
not know you roll it down, then turn it upside
down and use the shelf to keep it tight, ew know,
flip it and inverting upside down and the pressure of
the shelf with the chips or the pretzels and no.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
And I make this so easy. We have so many
chip clips I bought. Magnetic chip clips are on the fridge,
like they're right there in front of your face, like
just rob them. And then here's the other thing he
does use it. He'll just still do his sloppy roll
like that and then just put the chip clip and
that to me. And I know I'm very type A,
but like you need to like triangle fold it and
then like really exceed the air in there. I'm teaching
(08:46):
the I'm teaching the kids this. I've never I'm passing
this down generation so that my kids don't turn into
this man with his non chip clip using habits.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
It kind of all starts with us not separating our
jogger from our underwear, our seats from our underwear. I
don't know why we find difficult to tear that apart
like peel banana. We can't. I don't know why. I
don't either. I put it in the hamper and it's
a disaster. It gets all knotted up, but I can't.
It starts there, we can't pull apart our garments. Then
we're not going to do well on the pantry. But
(09:17):
I do think flipping it upside down works for me.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well, at least tell him that maybe at least that'll.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Help benefits living alone right there, Get to have my
own pantry procedure. Listen, there's a trick to politely ending
a conversation For people who don't get the hint you're
at work, you're trying to get out of a conversation.
You can't. I'll tell you what to do. Kiss FM.
I got a quote of the day and right now.
This is something that a lot of us talk about. Here.
(09:43):
You run into people on the phone or on these zooms,
these meetings we have, and they want to just continue
to talk when you've got to go, like you've got
to go right, They're like, let's go, let's get it done,
let's move on. And I always say, sounds good with
a wrap up tone. Yeah, surprised how many people don't
take that cue. They don't get the social cue that
sounds good? Like that tone is like I'm out, I'm done.
(10:06):
We did it, Aren't you good? Can we stop?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
So?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
They say polite ways now to get out a conversation
or and a conversation, clasp your hands behind your back
and listen attentively. I feel like that's mean, Like it
seems a little rude. Why is that rude?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
My dad?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
My dad is like that.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
My dad always has his hands behind his back like this.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I see people walk like that and that's fine, But
when you are listening to me with your hands behut
in your back. It feels like you're looking down on me,
like you don't want to hear what I say. Then
they say, clasp your hands in front.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Of you, like your praying, or like.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Just them in front of you, like one potato, two,
potato three, potato four. I don't know. To me, all
feels a little rude. I kind of like sounds good.
Do a clap.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You have to do a clown strong clap.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
All right, we got it, and let's move on. Today's quote,
don't just live the length of your life experience too okay,
just deep and wide, river runs deep and wide. Nothing
about that song gets old. Skis a good morning. See
(11:16):
christ with you, Sisaney after seven o'clock. I remember last
week Jordan here, she just started in the phone answering area.
Jordan nasked a guy out at a club, actually at
no vacancy. Just walked right up to the guy and said, look,
let me get to it. Cut to the business.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I want your number. I want to go out with you.
I like you. And so they traded numbers and I
got to follow up. One of the favorite things to
do is follow up with all these stories, So we'll
follow up with Jordan next. See what's going on with
the guy from the club no Vacancy Sisney Headline.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
FM Headlines with well Nikka Glacier, host of the Golden Globes.
Last night. Big winners included K pop demon Hunters, One
Battle after Another, Adolescence and The Studio. Thousands of people
took to the streets of SoCal over the weekend to
protest federal immigration activity after shootings in Minneapolis and Portland.
Disneyland has officially ended early theme park entry for Disney
(12:05):
Hotel guests, replacing it with single lightning lane pass and
Mayor Karen Bass announced that more than twenty four hundred
potholes have been repaired across the city after the recent rainstorms.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
All right, Jordan, when did you graduate Bourban Kai say
it every time, I know, but when uh twenty nineteen.
Oh my gosh, it wasn't just yesterday. I have this impression,
I guess because when you told when we met, you
were telling me all about you know, going to school
down the street, wanting to work at because m and
it was in my head that you were there like yesterday.
All right, so you writ no vacancy. You see a
(12:38):
cute guy, you walked up, you made the move, you
had to drink. Your friend said go for it. You
went for You asked the guy out, you got his number,
and now what did you say to him? You said, look,
I just want to tell you the deal. I want
your number.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, I said, let's get straight to it. Think you're attractive?
Can I get your number?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That is so amazing that you did that.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It's great. All these years on the face of this
earth and we've never done that, Like we should be
taking lessons, right, here's that Jordan. I liked the guy
because he like checked on you afterwards to make sure
you got home safely. I was impressed.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, very gentleman.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Like did he ask you out over the weekend?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
He actually had texted me the next day and he's like,
if you're interested, I would like to take you out
to dinner. And he already had a plan, which was
such a green flag.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Michayla, are you hearing this?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I am.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
All these years we've been trying to find a guy
that's nice and Jordan walks up him at no vacancy
and there he is. That's the guy you're looking for.
She's been looking for your guy for years. I'm telling
you right now, Jordan, let's go to the club together.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
There.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh, we had to just go the club, all right?
So what'd y'all do? And what was the highlight? Jordan?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
The highlight was when he texted me, asked me out.
I said, yeah, let's go. Let's go to dinner. He's
asked if I wanted to go to Tao in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I loved him, and yeah, I've never I've only been
once in the Vegas one, and I was very interested.
I said, okay, let's do it, and we went. It
was a Saturday at seven o'clock. I didn't know how
to feel about him picking me up for my house
because obviously, like I just met him. So I asked
him to pick me up from here at the station.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Jordan's play, there's security here.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
What do you mean? We got cameras every guys, we
got cameras.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Wait, that is so amazing.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, So you picked me up from here and then
we went to tow Dinner was great. He said I could
order anything I wanted. I don't really go to fancy restaurants,
so I just ordered from the appetizer section.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But I got.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Honestly, I was full. Everything was great. And then after
we just went walked around Hollywood a little bit, got
a drink from the bar across the street, baseline. Yeah,
and we just got to know each other bit more.
Here's the thing enough.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I love when there's a thing, we need a thing,
what's the thing?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It was great.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I just wish when I had approached him and asked
for his number, that I could remember what he looked like,
because in the moment thought he was attractive, but it
was really dark, in no vacancy. So when he picked
me up, I was like, oh, that's not what you
look like from my memory.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
You went through the whole towel and bar across the street,
not liking his look.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Such a jerk.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
But it was really nice.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
That's so nice. You were defeated, you were let down,
you were disappointed from the beginning. When he picked you
up here, he could have left him here.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I mean, a girl's gotta eat. Girls gotta eat. Thank you,
I know.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
But I'm so sad.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So was there a moment where you were like, okay,
maybe and then like personality starts shining, you know, like
people become more attractive sometimes with their personality.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, and rarely.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
He conversated really well and he's able to hold it.
That's why I think I was able to be like, Okay,
let's just go to the bar and get to know
each other a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Now, let's just I mean, let's just cut to the business,
as you like to say. We gotta put him in
a friend zone. So how fast are we going to
do that?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I'm gonna give him a second date opportunity.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Hi, but only because he was really gentleman like and
I'll take it because there's not a lot of people
like that and she's hungry.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Mikaela, It's okay, he's not the one. It's all right.
You're vindicated, Jordan, you're very You're a very sweet person.
Keep us posted on that. Man. Here's the thing always happens,
doesn't it. Here's the thing. I gotta pay a bill
next to kiss. All right, let me get to Lakewood's
Julie on the phone. Hi, lake Woods Julie, how are
(16:47):
you doing this morning?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Hi? Am good?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
How are you alrighty? So your husband is offended because
he is not your emergency contact? Is that correct?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
That is correct?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Is this really worth fighting?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
About you tell me, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
My husband is mad because we've been married two years
and he just found out that my mom is my
emergency contact.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
And honestly, I had just never thought to change it.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Okay, I get that, Like my I mean, my mom's
number is in my phone from the first phone she
ever had, and so meaning like the name, the contact,
the contact name, which is Connie.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Why do you have your mom and your phone as Connie?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Exactly? I should have updated that to mom, but I
did same situations, never been Connie.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
That's the thing. Yeah, you just don't think about the stuff.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
But now that I am thinking about it, my mom
would be so much better in a crisis than he would.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Really, But I do feel like, I mean, look, if
we get married, we fall in love, we're partners. I
kind of want to know that I'm your number one
emergency contact. I kind of do.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Well, so like do you all have your partners?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Is your emergency contact?
Speaker 6 (18:13):
But like.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I do? But I also have my daddy.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, I still have my mom. I got nobody like
they feel good they can let's have co emergency contact
names co chairs.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Because if they can't get a hold of him, And
sometimes I put my brother too.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
I've tact all right, Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I'm happy you found the one that can never save you.
Thanks for listening. I love you so much, but I
do not trust you with my life.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
She'll get there, you know, they're only two years in.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It's time for Ryan's roses. On kiss Gloria, west La.
My husband and I were watching some on his phone
and sharing his ear butts. Sirih announced that he got
a new message on Instagram. Watch out with Siri, watch
out with all those notifications. Uh glory, good morning, coming on.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Thank you, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
So what did Siri announce? And why was this new
message an issue?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
So it's so Siri, we we're listening, right, and like
Siriah says, you know, yeah, this is this new message
from Tessa something or other with a heart emojing, you know,
and like this is right before he packed, right, and
like I remembered her name and so like that's why
I looked her up and and you know, like he
(19:45):
you know, they she's this really really young girl and
she like all her you know, like locations are west La.
She's really young. She doesn't really like you know, we're
much of apparel. She's very beluptuous and very lovely looking
as well, but you know, like she's just one of
those types that is a very particular type. So it's
(20:07):
just really like I was just really confused as to
why she would be talking to him and why he
should be talking to her, you know, at the same time.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, I mean I understand.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Are you guys in the same area, you must lay
as well?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
He works in West La.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh all right?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Did he act very strange when all this went down?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
No, Like he totally like freaked out, Like the phone
almost like fell out of the pan right, and so
you know, he kind of like panics and he's just
I don't know, I'm sorry about that. You know, you
don't need to hear my niplications, right, and like change
the subject and other stuff by chair video.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
We'll make the call to him next. Here it's Ryan's Roses.
What's been going on?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
We're in the middle of it Ryan's Roses right now,
And here's the quick glory. In West LA they're watching
something on his phone, her husband's phone, sharing the earbuds,
and Sie announced he got a new message on Instagram.
It got weird. She thinks it's somebody else that's reaching
out to him that shouldn't be Gloria. What's going on
between the two of you? Have things been okay between
(21:15):
the two of you or not.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Between us? I mean it's it's been okay like our
since our son was born, but we're definitely not as
close as we.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Used to be.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Who do you think it could be on Instagram reaching out?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Well, it's it's her. It's Tessa, you know, it's the
I just she's just one of those, like I said,
like one of those like very pretty model type, but
like the Instagram type model type?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Is he following her? Why are they friends? Like all that?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Tessa is the other woman's name. Gloria is here married
to her husband. I need you to say, Ryan, you
have my permission to call and then your husband's name.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Go ahead, Ryan, you have my permission to call it.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
All r We're gonna do right now. Be very quiet.
Let's see what we can find out. See if he
sends a roses romantic roses to you to test it
as somebody else. Good luck, Luri, here we go.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Hello, Hi, can I speak to James please?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
This is James, hy James.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
My name is Beth I'm calling from La Blooms. How
are you doing this morning? I'm fine, great, I'm calling
because we actually deliver locally and we're offering a free promotion.
It's a free dozen red roses that you can send
anybody they like. They're free.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Okay, Yeah, this is great.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
We're just trying to promote our business. We ask if
you're pleased with our arrangements, you come back as a
customer one day, So we could just start with the
name of the person you want to send them to.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Wait, sorry, can you explain how this works?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
So these are free. That's a dozen red roses that
they'll go out today to anybody that you'd like, and
then we hope that you come back as a customer
one day. There's no strings attached, there's I don't need
credit card info from you, I don't need cash from you.
It's all completely free. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
You know what they say about things that seem too
good to be true.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
This, I mean it does seem too good to be true,
but it's true.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
That's what they always say.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Is there anybody you want to send flowers to?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Okay, okay, you can. You can send them to to Gloria.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Okay, and what do you want to put on the card?
Speaker 7 (23:34):
You can write to the most perfect wife and mother
anyone could ask for love, James in my.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Life, James, your voice is being broadcast on the radio.
My name is Ryan. I've got Gloria, your wife on
the line here. Well, you're load up to sugar on that. So, James,
the reason we're calling is your wife asked us to
reach out because she believes that you're having communications with
(24:02):
a woman named Tessa.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Are you Tessa.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Correct Tessa?
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, she is. She is someone actually Okay,
you know what, Yeah, I can explain everything.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Is Gloria here is my wife on the line.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yes, she is on the line. Would you like to
say more, Lauria?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yeah, James, who is she?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Hey, honey, So Tessa someone I met on Instagram. She
came up in my feed.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
I I commented on one of her videos, and we've
just been chatting back and forth, and I now realized
that's inappropriate and something that would concern you.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
So yeah, I want to.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Be very clear that nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Now you realize that nothing. Nothing appells the nature of
the video that you commented on.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
That's just something she posted.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
It's you know, like Dan, that's how it works. But
what was in the video of the contents the video.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
I think it was just it was just her. She
was just dancing to a song.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
She was dancing.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
I don't I I don't remember what she was wearing,
did she? Yeah, she was wearing clothes, all.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Right, So you commented on a stranger's video you don't
remember what she was wearing. Her name is Tessa, and
you've contacted her enough for her to contact you back.
That's wrong.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
I'm happy to block her and never have any contact
with her again.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
If that's if that's what.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Me talk your wife?
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Is that what? That what she wants?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I wanted to see the d ms?
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Yes, okay, yeah, yes you can see the DMS and
after that, I won't contact her again.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
And if she contacts me, I'll I'll let you know
right away.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Are we good with this Scoria?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Does he sound like a little weird to you guys?
And I don't know, but.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yes, almost like he's already gone through and like cleaned
up his tracks or something like. I don't know what.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
No, I'm not being weird at all. I'm just trying
to reassure you that.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Have you ever met her in person. Have you met her?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
No, of course not, of course not.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
If you can delete messages that I know.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
So, look, I don't know. I I'm one hundred percent
faithful to my wife. I'm one hundred percent of the time.
My life is an open book. I I'm not hiding anything.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You know your husband, Gloria, I did.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I think I didn't. I thought I knew him.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
But so we're gonna let you guys go on.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I'm not content, but we're gonna let you guys run
from here. Okay, Gloria, thank you very much for reaching out. James,
thanks for answering our questions. Good luck to you.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Yeah, no, thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Clear on that the guy wasn't going to admit to
anything until he got caught, right. Yeah, Now I realized
this is a bad idea. I don't know what she
was wearing.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
On air with Ryan Seacrest, I guess we can't eat
enough protein. That's what I keep hearing about it, Right,
you gotta eat more protein. And I ate just fish
for a long I did. I've done it all man,
I vegetables and I did fish. Now I'm doing chicken
(27:28):
and turkey and no fish. I pick a lane, pick
a lane. But now I'm not eating fish, So now
I'm just turkey and chicken. Why is that strange?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Because you love fish? Like, I can't picture a world
where you don't eat fish.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Start reading them. One article gets you all side tracked, right,
one article about fish, mercury, plastic. Anyway. Yeah, Well, so
I was watching the game and Chipotle commercial comes on.
Does this high protein whole looks like a great menu?
They got? Now a Chipotle of high protein meals? And
I asked Phonsie, who likes to dive deep into these menus?
(28:07):
I do high protein age police. So I have some
options that I could throw at you if you like.
What's what's the one that you like that's the highest one.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
I normally know? Yeah, so I do grilled chicken. Umm salad,
it's grilled chicken, veggies, and then masalsa with like either
you know, red green or corn.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
All right, there's this double high here's what next time
you're out, Well, you just call me and we'll get
this for us. But I want the high protein. There's
a double high protein. Eighty one grands of protein. Bro
come on, eighty one eighty one one of those I
will look like a bouncer.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, I'm like you're supposed to have in a day.
I don't know, it's like the hundreds, So I think
like anyone is a good amount for a meal.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
All right, So fans would tell me shake Shack has
got a fit menu. Now what do they have there
at shake Shack?
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Yeah, this one's exciting because the Shakescheck has the good
fit menu. So I tried it for the first time,
and I recommend for sure the double avocado uh bacon
burger and the lettuce rap.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
And it was hold on for a second double avocado
bacon burger. That is a treat.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I'm here for this.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
The chicken for me is a little I love Shakeshack,
but like you need to be aware you're having a
double avocado bacon burger versus a bunch of chicken for me.
Oh yeah, no, I need beefat's fifty one fifty one grams.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
The secret is the lettuce wrap.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah. Now we were talking about those o Walla water
I can't even say the old Walla water bottles? Can
you say it? The Walla Walla water bottles? Sofia walks
in here like she's shaking a Morocca with her Allah
Walla Walla Walla water bottle. So Dick's Sporting Goods they
got a sale sysany on the O Walla water Bottles.
(29:51):
You say that fast, I'm gonna go. They got a
bunch of color combinations on sale twenty four bucks. Why
Sofia is the O Walla water Bottles special?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I love it so much because it has a sip
and chug cap. Yeah, so you can sip from it
like a straw, or you can kind of lift it
up and chug like a regular water bottle chug.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yes, just got right there. It gets me happy. A
siper chug.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Kiss FM La Secrest with you. And last night The
Golden Globes, Nicki Glazer was the host, and I thought
she struck the right tone. She was funny and likable
and not mean, And I think that's kind of hard
to do when everybody's looking at you in the room
that you're making jokes about the.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
Golden Globes, without a doubt, the most important thing that's
happening in the world right now.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So let's get down to business, shall we.
Speaker 8 (30:44):
We'll start the pudding for Warner Brothers at five dollars
do I hear five dollars?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
That's an inside joke about a TV company deal that
the Loom got Here. She is Nicky laser on George Clooney.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
George, You're amazing.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I'm such a fan.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
I shouldn't be allowed to talk to you right now.
I've always wanted to ask you this question, and I
know this is unprofessional, but I might not get a
chance to do it again.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
So here goes mine. Espresso has been coming out.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Kind of watery, and I'm wondering, is that like a
pod issue.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Or you think it might be the filter? Could you
for me later? Thank you so much?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Good lucky because he does the commercials for an espresso. Right.
Have you seen that movie Adam Sandler and George Clooney
are in.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I finally did, yes, I know.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Did you like it? I did? I loved it.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
It's incredible. Really, it's funny because she made the joke
about him actually like just playing himself in that movie,
and it's basically it's life.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Here she is talking about Leo.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Leonardo Dicapri is here for one man but after another.
I what a career you've had, I mean, countless iconic performances.
You've worked with every great director. You've won three Golden
Globes in Oscar, and the most impressive thing is that
you were able to accomplish all of that before your
girlfriend turned thirty. I mean, it's just insane.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I knew it was going to go there some way, somehow,
and it did.
Speaker 9 (32:01):
My favorite part is when she said, uh, I'm so
sorry I had to give the do that joke because
there's nothing else about you on the internet.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
And I was like, we.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Don't know anything else about you, so that's the only
thing I could go for, she said, And it's true.
And then I started thinking. While I was watching this,
having leftover cookies that I ordered, which were thick and
big and moisty, I started thinking, how is it that
he does keep everything out like you don't see or
hear anything about him. Here is Nikki Glazer talk about
(32:31):
Arina Grande Ariana.
Speaker 8 (32:32):
I wouldn't listen to you sing the phone book grab
the one Kevin Hart sitting on tonight.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I'm sorry, Kevin, I can't stop. It's a problem.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
But what was great is that when she would make
a joke, she would say, but I love you, I
really love you. I love you. I thought that was
actually really nice and not It didn't make anybody feel
I didn't feel like anybody felt uncomfortable. Did you know?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
She had to do a little bit of a roast
on people. But at the end of the day, it's
like it'd be so boring if she was just nice
to everyone.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Well, but she did roast nicely. She did, like you know,
let's see. Also over the weekend, we had some football.
Rams escaped Carolina thirty four to thirty one. You probably
saw that they'll play their bears next weekend in very
cold Chicago. The Chargers, as you just heard siciny Moan
(33:24):
Chargers eliminated. They lost to New England sixteen to three.
I watched the game the Rams game out, and it's
really interesting to watch people watch the game. There were
two guys sit next to each other watching the game,
calling the plays and making bets on what the next
play was going to be a run or a pass.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Oh, that's kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Wait, they had a great time. I just was staring
at them watching the game the whole game, and they
went double or nothing a couple of times on themselves.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You should have got in on some of those bets.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Well, you know, they did ask. They did say would
you mind taking a pick? And I said, oh absolutely,
and so I went over and I posed with them
and they said, no of us, not with you. Fine,
but I happily did it. And I said, I've been
watching you guys watch the game and watching y'all watch
Football's fun, people watching sports can be fun to watch
it to sport in itself. Here's your Justin Bieber in
(34:18):
those head shearing tickets right now too. So many great
live performances come in your way with access through Kiss FM.
All right, it is the season. We have seasons. People
say we don't have seasons in LA. We have seasons.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yeah, they're just winter.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
We have a dry season, we have a wet season,
and we have a coyote season. This is meat now.
The coyotes got to be afraid of the coyotes with
the dogs.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, especially your problem all dogs, I know, But coyote
breeding season is upon us. It's now until March, so
you're gonna see an uptick of coyotes just roam in
the streets and they're not scared of us. Like if
you've encoun't know if you guys have encountered to coyote.
I have a few times. They're not scared scared of either. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I mean nothing is scared of me. When I see it,
I can't scare anything. So it's it's breeding season and
you're going to see a lot of them just out
and about, and especially at night.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
You gotta be really careful. Don't let your dog stroll alone. No,
not at all, or like even in your backyard if
you're close to the hills. But one particular coyote you
everybody was talking about this weekend because it actually roamed
into Dodger Stadium and there was a private tour happening
at the time with some family from Seame Valley. I
don't know if they had like one a contest or like.
(35:33):
They were just there getting a full tour of Dodger Stadium,
and then all of a sudden they look up in
the stands and everything's empty, and it's just this coyote
just going on it throughout Dodger Stadium, waiting for base
waiting for baseball to start again.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I guess I told you about that time I saw it.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
A bear? Wasn't a bear? What was it?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
It was a It was a mountain lion.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
You said, a mountain lion.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
It was for like months.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
No you didn't you.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Ask my ex girlfriend confirmation, We're like, this really happened.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, I ran faster than she did. They tell you
to just they tell you to stay calm and stare
at the mountain lion. No, no, I'm not. No, I'm
not taking my chance. My instinct is to turn around
and sprint, and I did, and I told her I
was sorry. It wasn't the reason we broke up that
I just ran, but added to it thanks to unravel
after that on air with Ryan Seacret. It's because if
(36:35):
I'm last night the Golden Globes salute to Glenn Weiss,
my buddy, Glenn Weiss, the director of the Golden Globes
who also directed New Year's Rock and Eve. So Glenn,
good show.
Speaker 9 (36:45):
I really enjoyed the Globes more than I ever have
last night. I loved the commentators.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
But like you like the commentators, I.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Was it Mark Malcolm and Kevin Frasier. I liked it
from ET. I thought that they a nice little Neller edition.
Here's my bone with that is that I like the
info that they would give. It's like, oh, this is
their second win or this is that whatever. That was nice,
But every now and then I just feel like they.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Brought up by Kylie general lot like or is he
gonna say something about Kylie Jenner.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
That's what That's what Mark does, That's what they do.
I was just I didn't mind it.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
I did.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
This was if you missed the go and goes. This
is the they called the voice of God. These are
the voice you hear going.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
You know George Clonia has one three golden globes. This
will be his fa They used.
Speaker 9 (37:29):
To keep it quiet, like I feel like when they
win the award until they walk up, it's usually silent.
You just hear the clapping, and so to me, they
had a lot more.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Chatter loud it all right. So outside on the red carpet,
there was a trend called a whale tail. Just to
explain what that.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
Is, okay, So a whale tail is basically an exposed
thong underwear. So it's when you wear low rise pants
or a low rise skirt and then you have the
top of your thong exposed. Now, this isn't necessarily a
new trend. Some of our favorites have been wearing this,
like back in twenty twenty five, Haley Bieber rocks at
the Lot, but last night at the Golden Globes after
(38:03):
Tiana Taylor won her award, she kind of like turned
her back to the camera to show off her whale tail.
And I think that we're going to be seeing a
lot of this in twenty twenty six, But I just
don't know how mainstream it's going to because I love
following a fashion trend, like I love wearing all the trends,
seeing all the trends, but I don't know if I
could pull off a whale tail.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Well, it's a simple question. Do you want to show
your underwear? I do not.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I do not.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I politely decline a whale tail for me.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
It's like, it's just as simple as if you feel
like you're going to show your underwear the top, the side.
I don't whatever. I'm not that guy that wears my
jeans so low that you will see Sophia at this.
At the campus at school, do the dudes wear there?
Do they show their whale tail? Do they show their underwear?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Unfortunately, they do, and they think it's really cute.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
They think it's cute when their pants are dragged the
crotches dragging along the sidewalk. It's not no whale tails
for me. It's this. It's this insane is.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Dragging with their legs so that the bands don't fall down.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
I don't know how they stay up. Sometimes I get
caught looking. That's it. We're gonna wrap it up on
a Monday. Pay your bills is back. All the excitement
of that. So just to drill it in, we got
to get your name. Get you a thousand dollars. Go
to KISSFM dot com, keywor bills so I can have
your name so we can take care of the bills
for you. Second date update is tomorrow. Last's back this week.
(39:23):
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From Hollywood to you.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ryan Air on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Olivia Dean A good morning. Ah, Yes, it's kiss FM.
This is the week we got mostly sun, mid seventies.
It looks really nice. This is what you came for
in twenty twenty six for Los Angeles, so let's get
ready for it. How are you doing, Sicannin, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I was just thinking that when you said that. It's like,
if you're visiting this week in January, probably when you
booked your trip, thought you know, there might be rain,
who knows, and look beautiful weather the entire week.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
But that's so different. Like I remember thinking before I
lived in La a long time ago, but thinking I'm
going to La where it's always sunny, never rains. That's changed.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, you never know. Sometimes you get here and it's gloomy,
son hearing raining.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I never thought I'd own a beanie you know, I
own them and I rarely wear them. Well, I don't
have a beanie head. I'll tell you that right now.
I can't figure it out. I like go tight and
doesn't look good then I pull it up. So there's
gap between What about? What about the sag in the back.
I look like a full on poser. I look like
(01:14):
a full on poser. We have a Ryan's roses this morning. Now,
She and her husband were watching something on his phone
and sharing earbuds when Siri chimed in with a message
that sent him into a panic. That's Siri, watch your.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Step, chimes in randomly, Yeah, watch your step.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
My mom's always talking to Siri. It's shearing tickets all morning.
That's exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I love Ed so much. Did you see his doc yet?
The one shot?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, I'm all stacked up on docs. I got everything
from I gotta see Becky g I gotta see Yeah,
you're h don Ivy wants me to see the Counting
Crows documentary. I love a doc, but I got to
catch up. You know, someone buy all these streamers and
put them together. I can't go toggling.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I was thinking that the other day as well, Like seriously,
and I don't like all like the transactions on my
on my credit card too, like one transaction for all
of them. It's like fourteen dollars here, six dollars there.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, and then didn't you log me out? You lock
me out? Now, what do you mean to do fight
to get back in. No, I'm not fighting to get
back in. I want to go see you, peacock. I
want to go see HBO Max. But like I don't
see you as much, and you want to see you more.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And you're probably one someone that doesn't save their passwords
to like their keychain, right, like you don't like key chain,
Like he knows what you okay, So like you know
when it says like your desktop or your phone, like
do you want me to save this for like the future,
you probably say no because you're like scarce everything I know.
But if you say yes, then you can just do
like the QR code and then it'll save it you
(02:52):
like click SIGNI back in.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I've been saying yes the cookies until reason. I just
realized you could hit one more screen and reject them.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
All reject them.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yes, Well I just started rejecting them in twenty six.
I got cookies coming out everywhere. Yeah, it's kiss FM.
What annoys you more than anything? Apparently harmless hosting habits
secretly annoy your guests, and on that list is only
providing alcoholic beverages, Like when you're hosting, your guests are annoyed.
If you're only providing alcoholic beverages. I gotta Sam Gatti
(03:20):
for that changed. Well, I mean I got other's stuff,
but I mean feel free water like there's water wave sodas.
When we got we had sodas and stuff like that.
People are annoyed when they come over and you over
theme or overschedule any sort of social activity. Too many games,
(03:40):
too many things going on now. People are also annoyed
when you're late. That's a big deal this year. People
are tired of you being late in twenty twenty six.
Who's most likely to be tardy here?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Like to work, we all show up on time.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
To party, that's good. Like my house, right, who is
who got the on time? And who got there late?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
We all got there on time. Yeah, because you said
like five pm arrivals such a weird message, I was like,
wh why is that weird?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Why? Why is that weird? Why? Followed by drinks and dinner?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, I was just very like, where are we going
to get there five?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's because I may be annoyingly over scheduling, but I
want you to understand that there's a pace to the night,
which is in the afternoon. I get it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
And so if someone shows up like, I think forty
five minutes is too late. Twenty minutes is a good
gray spirit to be.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Like somebody in fights you over for a for a meal,
like they're going to serve that meal within a half
hour of arrivals.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Listen, I will not be late. I'm just saying. If
I was the host and someone showed up twenty minutes late,
I would It's not that big of a deal. But
like forty five, it's like what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So think about who's always late in your life? And
scientists worked up this whole thing about it. They say
people are late for specific reasons. Some people are optimistic.
They believe that everything is gonna go smoothly, getting ready,
getting out the door, the car, working traffic. They're always
(05:12):
late because nothing goes smoothly, nothing goes like clockwork, and
it takes you a lot more time to get from
ready to in the car or in the uber to go,
Like I never calculate that. That's something I don't calculate.
It's about twelve minutes to get like, okay, I'm ready,
but then to get all your stuff gathered and then
get going.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yes, And like for me, it's like making sure the
dogs went potty outside and like putting them back in
the house and like secure. You know that type of stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
All right, So scientists say, then there's free spirited people.
They're just a distracted they just don't really pay attention
to time. They're always asking you what time it is,
and they're shocked by it. They're blown away by what
time it is? It's three thirty? What it's three thirty? On?
What day? It's Tuesday? What? People like, that's you? What
date it is?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh my gosh, my sister, I'm like every day Saturday
for you?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Like, im so upset? How could you not know? What
kind of life are you living where you don't know
the day of the week.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh my kids during winter break they didn't know what
day it was.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It's a deal breaker for me. I can't date you
if you don't know the day of the week. Yeah,
we cannot ever be in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
On time. And you gotta know the day you're three
days ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Usually, how do you ask me what day of the week?
I don't know why. It gets under my skin too.
We advocate a world where you don't speak behind people's
back unless it's about six or forty In the morning
here on the show, and that's what we're gonna do
right now. It's kiss FM. Thanks for joining us. This
is a point, Sophia, you're the intern, you're new here.
It's a point where if you have anything going on
(06:44):
with your boyfriend, not boyfriend, Gray Area, guy skeletor or
anybody in our life, it's a good time to talk
about them because generally they're not paying attention. The friends
are not listening yet. Table Time roommates, this is it right,
gossip it up here. Your professor is your mom. Whatever
you want right here this time. So Michael at home
is protesting something into pantries. This is a big deal.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Listen. My husband of almost twelve years, by the way,
your anniversaries this weekend. I put up with a lot
I feel as a wife.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I can deal with him just taking off his shoes
in the middle of the living room and leaving him
like like he's like he stepped out of him. I
can deal with the rolled up socks that I find
under the couch. I can even deal with like his
his underwear, like in the pants, like when he takes
it off and it's just like I do that. Yeah, Okay,
but this is where I stop, because this is now
(07:35):
Now we're wasting food. Okay, And Michael like refuses. I
don't know if he refuses or he just doesn't think
about it. He doesn't use chip clips and it drives
me insane.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Uh okay, so I don't either.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh my gosh, that's a problem. The problem is like
I will just do the shopping and I just got
like a fresh bag of pretzels, okay, And then I'm
in pantry going to get pretzels and the pretzels have
been open, but they were just rolled down like.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
This, and no, no, no, And then now I go
to eat the pretzel and it's stale, and it's we
just bought it three days ago. So he does he
not know you roll it down, then turn it upside
down and use the shelf to keep it tight, ew know,
flip it and inverting upside down and the pressure of
the shelf with the chips or the pretzels and no.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
And I make this so easy. We have so many
chip clips I bought. Magnetic chip clips are on the fridge,
like they're right there in front of your face, like
just rob them. And then here's the other thing he
does use it. He'll just still do his sloppy roll
like that and then just put the chip clip and
that to me. And I know I'm very type A,
but like you need to like triangle fold it and
then like really exceed the air in there. I'm teaching
(08:46):
the I'm teaching the kids this. I've never I'm passing
this down generation so that my kids don't turn into
this man with his non chip clip using habits.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
It kind of all starts with us not separating our
jogger from our underwear, our seats from our underwear. I
don't know why we find difficult to tear that apart
like peel banana. We can't. I don't know why. I
don't either. I put it in the hamper and it's
a disaster. It gets all knotted up, but I can't.
It starts there, we can't pull apart our garments. Then
we're not going to do well on the pantry. But
(09:17):
I do think flipping it upside down works for me.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well, at least tell him that maybe at least that'll.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Help benefits living alone right there, Get to have my
own pantry procedure. Listen, there's a trick to politely ending
a conversation For people who don't get the hint you're
at work, you're trying to get out of a conversation.
You can't. I'll tell you what to do. Kiss FM.
I got a quote of the day and right now.
This is something that a lot of us talk about. Here.
(09:43):
You run into people on the phone or on these zooms,
these meetings we have, and they want to just continue
to talk when you've got to go, like you've got
to go right, They're like, let's go, let's get it done,
let's move on. And I always say, sounds good with
a wrap up tone. Yeah, surprised how many people don't
take that cue. They don't get the social cue that
sounds good? Like that tone is like I'm out, I'm done.
(10:06):
We did it, Aren't you good? Can we stop?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
So?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
They say polite ways now to get out a conversation
or and a conversation, clasp your hands behind your back
and listen attentively. I feel like that's mean, Like it
seems a little rude. Why is that rude?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
My dad?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
My dad is like that.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
My dad always has his hands behind his back like this.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I see people walk like that and that's fine, But
when you are listening to me with your hands behut
in your back. It feels like you're looking down on me,
like you don't want to hear what I say. Then
they say, clasp your hands in front.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Of you, like your praying, or like.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Just them in front of you, like one potato, two,
potato three, potato four. I don't know. To me, all
feels a little rude. I kind of like sounds good.
Do a clap.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You have to do a clown strong clap.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
All right, we got it, and let's move on. Today's quote,
don't just live the length of your life experience too okay,
just deep and wide, river runs deep and wide. Nothing
about that song gets old. Skis a good morning. See
(11:16):
christ with you, Sisaney after seven o'clock. I remember last
week Jordan here, she just started in the phone answering area.
Jordan nasked a guy out at a club, actually at
no vacancy. Just walked right up to the guy and said, look,
let me get to it. Cut to the business.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I want your number. I want to go out with you.
I like you. And so they traded numbers and I
got to follow up. One of the favorite things to
do is follow up with all these stories, So we'll
follow up with Jordan next. See what's going on with
the guy from the club no Vacancy Sisney Headline.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
FM Headlines with well Nikka Glacier, host of the Golden Globes.
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Battle after Another, Adolescence and The Studio. Thousands of people
took to the streets of SoCal over the weekend to
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Disneyland has officially ended early theme park entry for Disney
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Hotel guests, replacing it with single lightning lane pass and
Mayor Karen Bass announced that more than twenty four hundred
potholes have been repaired across the city after the recent rainstorms.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
All right, Jordan, when did you graduate Bourban Kai say
it every time, I know, but when uh twenty nineteen.
Oh my gosh, it wasn't just yesterday. I have this impression,
I guess because when you told when we met, you
were telling me all about you know, going to school
down the street, wanting to work at because m and
it was in my head that you were there like yesterday.
All right, so you writ no vacancy. You see a
(12:38):
cute guy, you walked up, you made the move, you
had to drink. Your friend said go for it. You
went for You asked the guy out, you got his number,
and now what did you say to him? You said, look,
I just want to tell you the deal. I want
your number.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, I said, let's get straight to it. Think you're attractive?
Can I get your number?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That is so amazing that you did that.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It's great. All these years on the face of this
earth and we've never done that, Like we should be
taking lessons, right, here's that Jordan. I liked the guy
because he like checked on you afterwards to make sure
you got home safely. I was impressed.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, very gentleman.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Like did he ask you out over the weekend?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
He actually had texted me the next day and he's like,
if you're interested, I would like to take you out
to dinner. And he already had a plan, which was
such a green flag.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Michayla, are you hearing this?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I am.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
All these years we've been trying to find a guy
that's nice and Jordan walks up him at no vacancy
and there he is. That's the guy you're looking for.
She's been looking for your guy for years. I'm telling
you right now, Jordan, let's go to the club together.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
There.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh, we had to just go the club, all right?
So what'd y'all do? And what was the highlight? Jordan?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
The highlight was when he texted me, asked me out.
I said, yeah, let's go. Let's go to dinner. He's
asked if I wanted to go to Tao in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I loved him, and yeah, I've never I've only been
once in the Vegas one, and I was very interested.
I said, okay, let's do it, and we went. It
was a Saturday at seven o'clock. I didn't know how
to feel about him picking me up for my house
because obviously, like I just met him. So I asked
him to pick me up from here at the station.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Jordan's play, there's security here.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
What do you mean? We got cameras every guys, we
got cameras.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Wait, that is so amazing.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, So you picked me up from here and then
we went to tow Dinner was great. He said I could
order anything I wanted. I don't really go to fancy restaurants,
so I just ordered from the appetizer section.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But I got.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Honestly, I was full. Everything was great. And then after
we just went walked around Hollywood a little bit, got
a drink from the bar across the street, baseline. Yeah,
and we just got to know each other bit more.
Here's the thing enough.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I love when there's a thing, we need a thing,
what's the thing?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It was great.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I just wish when I had approached him and asked
for his number, that I could remember what he looked like,
because in the moment thought he was attractive, but it
was really dark, in no vacancy. So when he picked
me up, I was like, oh, that's not what you
look like from my memory.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
You went through the whole towel and bar across the street,
not liking his look.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Such a jerk.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
But it was really nice.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
That's so nice. You were defeated, you were let down,
you were disappointed from the beginning. When he picked you
up here, he could have left him here.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I mean, a girl's gotta eat. Girls gotta eat. Thank you,
I know.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
But I'm so sad.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So was there a moment where you were like, okay,
maybe and then like personality starts shining, you know, like
people become more attractive sometimes with their personality.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, and rarely.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
He conversated really well and he's able to hold it.
That's why I think I was able to be like, Okay,
let's just go to the bar and get to know
each other a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Now, let's just I mean, let's just cut to the business,
as you like to say. We gotta put him in
a friend zone. So how fast are we going to
do that?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I'm gonna give him a second date opportunity.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Hi, but only because he was really gentleman like and
I'll take it because there's not a lot of people
like that and she's hungry.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Mikaela, It's okay, he's not the one. It's all right.
You're vindicated, Jordan, you're very You're a very sweet person.
Keep us posted on that. Man. Here's the thing always happens,
doesn't it. Here's the thing. I gotta pay a bill
next to kiss. All right, let me get to Lakewood's
Julie on the phone. Hi, lake Woods Julie, how are
(16:47):
you doing this morning?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Hi? Am good?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
How are you alrighty? So your husband is offended because
he is not your emergency contact? Is that correct?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
That is correct?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Is this really worth fighting?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
About you tell me, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
My husband is mad because we've been married two years
and he just found out that my mom is my
emergency contact.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
And honestly, I had just never thought to change it.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Okay, I get that, Like my I mean, my mom's
number is in my phone from the first phone she
ever had, and so meaning like the name, the contact,
the contact name, which is Connie.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Why do you have your mom and your phone as Connie?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Exactly? I should have updated that to mom, but I
did same situations, never been Connie.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
That's the thing. Yeah, you just don't think about the stuff.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
But now that I am thinking about it, my mom
would be so much better in a crisis than he would.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Really, But I do feel like, I mean, look, if
we get married, we fall in love, we're partners. I
kind of want to know that I'm your number one
emergency contact. I kind of do.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Well, so like do you all have your partners?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Is your emergency contact?
Speaker 6 (18:13):
But like.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I do? But I also have my daddy.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, I still have my mom. I got nobody like
they feel good they can let's have co emergency contact
names co chairs.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Because if they can't get a hold of him, And
sometimes I put my brother too.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
I've tact all right, Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I'm happy you found the one that can never save you.
Thanks for listening. I love you so much, but I
do not trust you with my life.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
She'll get there, you know, they're only two years in.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It's time for Ryan's roses. On kiss Gloria, west La.
My husband and I were watching some on his phone
and sharing his ear butts. Sirih announced that he got
a new message on Instagram. Watch out with Siri, watch
out with all those notifications. Uh glory, good morning, coming on.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Thank you, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
So what did Siri announce? And why was this new
message an issue?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
So it's so Siri, we we're listening, right, and like
Siriah says, you know, yeah, this is this new message
from Tessa something or other with a heart emojing, you know,
and like this is right before he packed, right, and
like I remembered her name and so like that's why
I looked her up and and you know, like he
(19:45):
you know, they she's this really really young girl and
she like all her you know, like locations are west La.
She's really young. She doesn't really like you know, we're
much of apparel. She's very beluptuous and very lovely looking
as well, but you know, like she's just one of
those types that is a very particular type. So it's
(20:07):
just really like I was just really confused as to
why she would be talking to him and why he
should be talking to her, you know, at the same time.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, I mean I understand.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Are you guys in the same area, you must lay
as well?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
He works in West La.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh all right?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Did he act very strange when all this went down?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
No, Like he totally like freaked out, Like the phone
almost like fell out of the pan right, and so
you know, he kind of like panics and he's just
I don't know, I'm sorry about that. You know, you
don't need to hear my niplications, right, and like change
the subject and other stuff by chair video.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
We'll make the call to him next. Here it's Ryan's Roses.
What's been going on?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
We're in the middle of it Ryan's Roses right now,
And here's the quick glory. In West LA they're watching
something on his phone, her husband's phone, sharing the earbuds,
and Sie announced he got a new message on Instagram.
It got weird. She thinks it's somebody else that's reaching
out to him that shouldn't be Gloria. What's going on
between the two of you? Have things been okay between
(21:15):
the two of you or not.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Between us? I mean it's it's been okay like our
since our son was born, but we're definitely not as
close as we.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Used to be.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Who do you think it could be on Instagram reaching out?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Well, it's it's her. It's Tessa, you know, it's the
I just she's just one of those, like I said,
like one of those like very pretty model type, but
like the Instagram type model type?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Is he following her? Why are they friends? Like all that?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Tessa is the other woman's name. Gloria is here married
to her husband. I need you to say, Ryan, you
have my permission to call and then your husband's name.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Go ahead, Ryan, you have my permission to call it.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
All r We're gonna do right now. Be very quiet.
Let's see what we can find out. See if he
sends a roses romantic roses to you to test it
as somebody else. Good luck, Luri, here we go.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Hello, Hi, can I speak to James please?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
This is James, hy James.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
My name is Beth I'm calling from La Blooms. How
are you doing this morning? I'm fine, great, I'm calling
because we actually deliver locally and we're offering a free promotion.
It's a free dozen red roses that you can send
anybody they like. They're free.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Okay, Yeah, this is great.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
We're just trying to promote our business. We ask if
you're pleased with our arrangements, you come back as a
customer one day, So we could just start with the
name of the person you want to send them to.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Wait, sorry, can you explain how this works?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
So these are free. That's a dozen red roses that
they'll go out today to anybody that you'd like, and
then we hope that you come back as a customer
one day. There's no strings attached, there's I don't need
credit card info from you, I don't need cash from you.
It's all completely free. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
You know what they say about things that seem too
good to be true.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
This, I mean it does seem too good to be true,
but it's true.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
That's what they always say.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Is there anybody you want to send flowers to?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Okay, okay, you can. You can send them to to Gloria.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Okay, and what do you want to put on the card?
Speaker 7 (23:34):
You can write to the most perfect wife and mother
anyone could ask for love, James in my.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Life, James, your voice is being broadcast on the radio.
My name is Ryan. I've got Gloria, your wife on
the line here. Well, you're load up to sugar on that. So, James,
the reason we're calling is your wife asked us to
reach out because she believes that you're having communications with
(24:02):
a woman named Tessa.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Are you Tessa.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Correct Tessa?
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, she is. She is someone actually Okay,
you know what, Yeah, I can explain everything.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Is Gloria here is my wife on the line.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yes, she is on the line. Would you like to
say more, Lauria?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yeah, James, who is she?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Hey, honey, So Tessa someone I met on Instagram. She
came up in my feed.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
I I commented on one of her videos, and we've
just been chatting back and forth, and I now realized
that's inappropriate and something that would concern you.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
So yeah, I want to.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Be very clear that nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Now you realize that nothing. Nothing appells the nature of
the video that you commented on.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
That's just something she posted.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
It's you know, like Dan, that's how it works. But
what was in the video of the contents the video.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
I think it was just it was just her. She
was just dancing to a song.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
She was dancing.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
I don't I I don't remember what she was wearing,
did she? Yeah, she was wearing clothes, all.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Right, So you commented on a stranger's video you don't
remember what she was wearing. Her name is Tessa, and
you've contacted her enough for her to contact you back.
That's wrong.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
I'm happy to block her and never have any contact
with her again.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
If that's if that's what.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Me talk your wife?
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Is that what? That what she wants?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I wanted to see the d ms?
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Yes, okay, yeah, yes you can see the DMS and
after that, I won't contact her again.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
And if she contacts me, I'll I'll let you know
right away.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Are we good with this Scoria?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Does he sound like a little weird to you guys?
And I don't know, but.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yes, almost like he's already gone through and like cleaned
up his tracks or something like. I don't know what.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
No, I'm not being weird at all. I'm just trying
to reassure you that.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Have you ever met her in person. Have you met her?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
No, of course not, of course not.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
If you can delete messages that I know.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
So, look, I don't know. I I'm one hundred percent
faithful to my wife. I'm one hundred percent of the time.
My life is an open book. I I'm not hiding anything.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You know your husband, Gloria, I did.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I think I didn't. I thought I knew him.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
But so we're gonna let you guys go on.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I'm not content, but we're gonna let you guys run
from here. Okay, Gloria, thank you very much for reaching out. James,
thanks for answering our questions. Good luck to you.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Yeah, no, thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Clear on that the guy wasn't going to admit to
anything until he got caught, right. Yeah, Now I realized
this is a bad idea. I don't know what she
was wearing.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
On air with Ryan Seacrest, I guess we can't eat
enough protein. That's what I keep hearing about it, Right,
you gotta eat more protein. And I ate just fish
for a long I did. I've done it all man,
I vegetables and I did fish. Now I'm doing chicken
(27:28):
and turkey and no fish. I pick a lane, pick
a lane. But now I'm not eating fish, So now
I'm just turkey and chicken. Why is that strange?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Because you love fish? Like, I can't picture a world
where you don't eat fish.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Start reading them. One article gets you all side tracked, right,
one article about fish, mercury, plastic. Anyway. Yeah, Well, so
I was watching the game and Chipotle commercial comes on.
Does this high protein whole looks like a great menu?
They got? Now a Chipotle of high protein meals? And
I asked Phonsie, who likes to dive deep into these menus?
(28:07):
I do high protein age police. So I have some
options that I could throw at you if you like.
What's what's the one that you like that's the highest one.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
I normally know? Yeah, so I do grilled chicken. Umm salad,
it's grilled chicken, veggies, and then masalsa with like either
you know, red green or corn.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
All right, there's this double high here's what next time
you're out, Well, you just call me and we'll get
this for us. But I want the high protein. There's
a double high protein. Eighty one grands of protein. Bro
come on, eighty one eighty one one of those I
will look like a bouncer.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, I'm like you're supposed to have in a day.
I don't know, it's like the hundreds, So I think
like anyone is a good amount for a meal.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
All right, So fans would tell me shake Shack has
got a fit menu. Now what do they have there
at shake Shack?
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Yeah, this one's exciting because the Shakescheck has the good
fit menu. So I tried it for the first time,
and I recommend for sure the double avocado uh bacon
burger and the lettuce rap.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
And it was hold on for a second double avocado
bacon burger. That is a treat.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I'm here for this.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
The chicken for me is a little I love Shakeshack,
but like you need to be aware you're having a
double avocado bacon burger versus a bunch of chicken for me.
Oh yeah, no, I need beefat's fifty one fifty one grams.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
The secret is the lettuce wrap.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah. Now we were talking about those o Walla water
I can't even say the old Walla water bottles? Can
you say it? The Walla Walla water bottles? Sofia walks
in here like she's shaking a Morocca with her Allah
Walla Walla Walla water bottle. So Dick's Sporting Goods they
got a sale sysany on the O Walla water Bottles.
(29:51):
You say that fast, I'm gonna go. They got a
bunch of color combinations on sale twenty four bucks. Why
Sofia is the O Walla water Bottles special?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I love it so much because it has a sip
and chug cap. Yeah, so you can sip from it
like a straw, or you can kind of lift it
up and chug like a regular water bottle chug.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yes, just got right there. It gets me happy. A
siper chug.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Kiss FM La Secrest with you. And last night The
Golden Globes, Nicki Glazer was the host, and I thought
she struck the right tone. She was funny and likable
and not mean, And I think that's kind of hard
to do when everybody's looking at you in the room
that you're making jokes about the.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
Golden Globes, without a doubt, the most important thing that's
happening in the world right now.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So let's get down to business, shall we.
Speaker 8 (30:44):
We'll start the pudding for Warner Brothers at five dollars
do I hear five dollars?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
That's an inside joke about a TV company deal that
the Loom got Here. She is Nicky laser on George Clooney.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
George, You're amazing.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I'm such a fan.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
I shouldn't be allowed to talk to you right now.
I've always wanted to ask you this question, and I
know this is unprofessional, but I might not get a
chance to do it again.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
So here goes mine. Espresso has been coming out.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Kind of watery, and I'm wondering, is that like a
pod issue.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Or you think it might be the filter? Could you
for me later? Thank you so much?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Good lucky because he does the commercials for an espresso. Right.
Have you seen that movie Adam Sandler and George Clooney
are in.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I finally did, yes, I know.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Did you like it? I did? I loved it.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
It's incredible. Really, it's funny because she made the joke
about him actually like just playing himself in that movie,
and it's basically it's life.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Here she is talking about Leo.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Leonardo Dicapri is here for one man but after another.
I what a career you've had, I mean, countless iconic performances.
You've worked with every great director. You've won three Golden
Globes in Oscar, and the most impressive thing is that
you were able to accomplish all of that before your
girlfriend turned thirty. I mean, it's just insane.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I knew it was going to go there some way, somehow,
and it did.
Speaker 9 (32:01):
My favorite part is when she said, uh, I'm so
sorry I had to give the do that joke because
there's nothing else about you on the internet.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
And I was like, we.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Don't know anything else about you, so that's the only
thing I could go for, she said, And it's true.
And then I started thinking. While I was watching this,
having leftover cookies that I ordered, which were thick and
big and moisty, I started thinking, how is it that
he does keep everything out like you don't see or
hear anything about him. Here is Nikki Glazer talk about
(32:31):
Arina Grande Ariana.
Speaker 8 (32:32):
I wouldn't listen to you sing the phone book grab
the one Kevin Hart sitting on tonight.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I'm sorry, Kevin, I can't stop. It's a problem.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
But what was great is that when she would make
a joke, she would say, but I love you, I
really love you. I love you. I thought that was
actually really nice and not It didn't make anybody feel
I didn't feel like anybody felt uncomfortable. Did you know?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
She had to do a little bit of a roast
on people. But at the end of the day, it's
like it'd be so boring if she was just nice
to everyone.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Well, but she did roast nicely. She did, like you know,
let's see. Also over the weekend, we had some football.
Rams escaped Carolina thirty four to thirty one. You probably
saw that they'll play their bears next weekend in very
cold Chicago. The Chargers, as you just heard siciny Moan
(33:24):
Chargers eliminated. They lost to New England sixteen to three.
I watched the game the Rams game out, and it's
really interesting to watch people watch the game. There were
two guys sit next to each other watching the game,
calling the plays and making bets on what the next
play was going to be a run or a pass.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Oh, that's kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Wait, they had a great time. I just was staring
at them watching the game the whole game, and they
went double or nothing a couple of times on themselves.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You should have got in on some of those bets.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Well, you know, they did ask. They did say would
you mind taking a pick? And I said, oh absolutely,
and so I went over and I posed with them
and they said, no of us, not with you. Fine,
but I happily did it. And I said, I've been
watching you guys watch the game and watching y'all watch
Football's fun, people watching sports can be fun to watch
it to sport in itself. Here's your Justin Bieber in
(34:18):
those head shearing tickets right now too. So many great
live performances come in your way with access through Kiss FM.
All right, it is the season. We have seasons. People
say we don't have seasons in LA. We have seasons.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yeah, they're just winter.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
We have a dry season, we have a wet season,
and we have a coyote season. This is meat now.
The coyotes got to be afraid of the coyotes with
the dogs.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, especially your problem all dogs, I know, But coyote
breeding season is upon us. It's now until March, so
you're gonna see an uptick of coyotes just roam in
the streets and they're not scared of us. Like if
you've encoun't know if you guys have encountered to coyote.
I have a few times. They're not scared scared of either. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I mean nothing is scared of me. When I see it,
I can't scare anything. So it's it's breeding season and
you're going to see a lot of them just out
and about, and especially at night.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
You gotta be really careful. Don't let your dog stroll alone. No,
not at all, or like even in your backyard if
you're close to the hills. But one particular coyote you
everybody was talking about this weekend because it actually roamed
into Dodger Stadium and there was a private tour happening
at the time with some family from Seame Valley. I
don't know if they had like one a contest or like.
(35:33):
They were just there getting a full tour of Dodger Stadium,
and then all of a sudden they look up in
the stands and everything's empty, and it's just this coyote
just going on it throughout Dodger Stadium, waiting for base
waiting for baseball to start again.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I guess I told you about that time I saw it.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
A bear? Wasn't a bear? What was it?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
It was a It was a mountain lion.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
You said, a mountain lion.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
It was for like months.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
No you didn't you.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Ask my ex girlfriend confirmation, We're like, this really happened.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, I ran faster than she did. They tell you
to just they tell you to stay calm and stare
at the mountain lion. No, no, I'm not. No, I'm
not taking my chance. My instinct is to turn around
and sprint, and I did, and I told her I
was sorry. It wasn't the reason we broke up that
I just ran, but added to it thanks to unravel
after that on air with Ryan Seacret. It's because if
(36:35):
I'm last night the Golden Globes salute to Glenn Weiss,
my buddy, Glenn Weiss, the director of the Golden Globes
who also directed New Year's Rock and Eve. So Glenn,
good show.
Speaker 9 (36:45):
I really enjoyed the Globes more than I ever have
last night. I loved the commentators.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
But like you like the commentators, I.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Was it Mark Malcolm and Kevin Frasier. I liked it
from ET. I thought that they a nice little Neller edition.
Here's my bone with that is that I like the
info that they would give. It's like, oh, this is
their second win or this is that whatever. That was nice,
But every now and then I just feel like they.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Brought up by Kylie general lot like or is he
gonna say something about Kylie Jenner.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
That's what That's what Mark does, That's what they do.
I was just I didn't mind it.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
I did.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
This was if you missed the go and goes. This
is the they called the voice of God. These are
the voice you hear going.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
You know George Clonia has one three golden globes. This
will be his fa They used.
Speaker 9 (37:29):
To keep it quiet, like I feel like when they
win the award until they walk up, it's usually silent.
You just hear the clapping, and so to me, they
had a lot more.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Chatter loud it all right. So outside on the red carpet,
there was a trend called a whale tail. Just to
explain what that.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
Is, okay, So a whale tail is basically an exposed
thong underwear. So it's when you wear low rise pants
or a low rise skirt and then you have the
top of your thong exposed. Now, this isn't necessarily a
new trend. Some of our favorites have been wearing this,
like back in twenty twenty five, Haley Bieber rocks at
the Lot, but last night at the Golden Globes after
(38:03):
Tiana Taylor won her award, she kind of like turned
her back to the camera to show off her whale tail.
And I think that we're going to be seeing a
lot of this in twenty twenty six, But I just
don't know how mainstream it's going to because I love
following a fashion trend, like I love wearing all the trends,
seeing all the trends, but I don't know if I
could pull off a whale tail.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Well, it's a simple question. Do you want to show
your underwear? I do not.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I do not.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I politely decline a whale tail for me.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
It's like, it's just as simple as if you feel
like you're going to show your underwear the top, the side.
I don't whatever. I'm not that guy that wears my
jeans so low that you will see Sophia at this.
At the campus at school, do the dudes wear there?
Do they show their whale tail? Do they show their underwear?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Unfortunately, they do, and they think it's really cute.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
They think it's cute when their pants are dragged the
crotches dragging along the sidewalk. It's not no whale tails
for me. It's this. It's this insane is.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Dragging with their legs so that the bands don't fall down.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
I don't know how they stay up. Sometimes I get
caught looking. That's it. We're gonna wrap it up on
a Monday. Pay your bills is back. All the excitement
of that. So just to drill it in, we got
to get your name. Get you a thousand dollars. Go
to KISSFM dot com, keywor bills so I can have
your name so we can take care of the bills
for you. Second date update is tomorrow. Last's back this week.
(39:23):
If you have a test coming up, doing this will
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