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May 28, 2026 41 mins
On today's episode we learned that Ryan keeps a coffee machine in his bedroom... Sisanie introduces us to "junk journaling", also what do you do when you plan a date on a dating app but get un-matched right after? Listen NOW on the On Air with Ryan Seacrest Podcast!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood to you, thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
On air with a Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
One or two point seven kiss if we do one
thousand dollars to get towards a bill for you call
a name in a second, this is kiss. So it
begs the question why is humans do we kiss? I mean,
it is a bizarre thing. If you were to come
from another planet and see us just like putting our
mouths on top of each other. Right, it's weird. Yeah,
yet it feels so mad trull And it does feel good, Tanya,

(00:31):
It does feel good.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's nice.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Are you a good kisser? Tanya?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Are you good kisser? Isn't he?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I believe I am?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Who are you guys good kissers? Are they good kissers? Yes?
How do you know that?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Because I'm married? Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
And he tells you yeah, I mean I.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
He married me. If I was a bad kisser, I
don't think I would have a husband.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I don't think you could be a bad kisser to
the right person.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
In back room, those of you that are so quick
to say yes, how is it that you know that?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I feel like you just know, like it's just like
a feeling.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
And also, I think people would tell you, like after
you've kissed a few guys, they'd be like, eh, a
little less on the tongue or like easy, you know,
like they would tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I think you'd hear it from a friend from a friend,
like if you weren't good at it, then the guy
would tell somebody would tell you back door.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Did that happen to you?

Speaker 5 (01:24):
No, No, I see what you're saying though, because that
makes more sense.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Word would get back to you.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
But we've definitely kiss some bad kissers back in the day,
and I never told them.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Right, But you might say to your girlfriends, he's just
not a good kisser. They might say to his friend,
you know, he should be aware he needs to practice
on a dolt. All right. Have you ever wondered why
we kissed this human? Sisney is a great story.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, And I'm actually going to take you back about
three million years now, so.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
To stay with me.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
It's believed that kissing was once part of a grooming routine,
and specifically a tick and lice removed full method situation.
According to the study of ape behavior, kissing is likely
the stage of grooming when the groomer sucks the fur
or skin of the groom to remove debris or a parasite.

(02:14):
It is not cute or lovely at all, Like it
was really to just.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Remove lice from apes you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yes, as humans it evolved with less body hair grooming
became less necessary and ultimately now.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
We just do it as you know, kissing.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
So do you think the apes are like, I'm just
gonna go in there, honey and get some lice out.
But oh this is nice?

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah, I think so, because you know they they groom
each other in general, and then that was like the
final stage. You don't ever watch, like go to the
zoo and you see the gorillas and the chimpanzees and
they groom each other. No, they all sit like in
a little like circle or like this, and then ones
like picking the lights or whatever out of their fur.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
This is not common knowledge to me, is.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
It common knowledge to anybody else?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, if you go to the zoo. But you go
to the zoo, I mean I have kids, I.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Have a membership.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
It's like a go to for the Vieh Clara family. Okay,
well that is where it's dating back to, and it makes.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Sense when you think of it that way.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
You're welcome information that you think. You think that's going
to stick with me all day. You get to the
zoo clearly one of two point seven Kiss FM.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
So you know, it's hard to be Tanya because when
you go out in the wild, people just compliment her
about everything that. I mean, Look, you have a great smile.
I love your attitude. You're so positive. I'm a big
fan of your podcast, Scrubbing Out with Becca, Grubbing Scrubbing
In with Becca Tilly. I just love it. You know,

(03:49):
I'm a scrubber. So, I mean, it's tough to go
out in public the grocery store. Time's difficult. It stopped
every five minute, strange, everybody complimenting on London. So now
people can't stop complimenting you on what.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
On my jawline? And this was from one of my
best friends and she the other day was like you're
like She was like, your jaw looks like so different
and like something. She was complimenting my jaw and I
was like, she said, what have you been doing? And
I like literally had to think about it. I was like,
I haven't really been doing anything. I was trying one
of those red light things for a while, like you know,

(04:24):
and I did it for three days and then I
stopped and I was like trying to think about, like,
what have I been doing. I haven't been doing anything,
and then it came to me.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Botox, No, even my.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Mouth tape.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
So it's the only thing that I've been doing consistently
since like September October. I do it every single night.
And I looked it up and it is apparently some
sort of side effect of taping your mouth shut at night.
It's supposed to like something with the way that when
you sleep with your tongue, and it does apparently do
something to your job.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
You're working out the those muscles in your sleep.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
No, it's like the way that your tongue sits. Apparently
when your mouth is taped shut.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
What's the primary reason you tape your mouth shut at night?
Not just because Robbi didn't want you to keep talking?
What was the other reason?

Speaker 4 (05:11):
No, So it's supposed to give you like deeper sleep,
and I really believe that it's been and it's been. Yeah,
And also it's supposed to be better with getting sick. It's
supposed to prevent you from getting sick. There's a lot
of benefits. And so we're just like let's try.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
But I've been well. To me, the greatest benefit would
be a chiseled's jawline.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
It's not like to me, it's not very noticeable because
I've been doing it every night.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
For so long.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
But I notice it.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
How does it work?

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Because like I put a bunch of like chapstick on
before I go to bed at night, and so my
lips are like moisturized.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
You can you can't. Oh, that's a deal breaker for me.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't know that. I think I might die, Like
I don't know that I could breathe. Yeah, panic in
the middle of the night. You think I'm suffocating and.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Not wake up.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
It's scary when you think about it, but after you
do it, it's like game changing.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, if it's gonna chisel a jaw line, maybe it
will actually pull up my neck a little bit.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I mean it's taken six months, but like I really
do notice it.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, I guess we see you every day. Yeah, so
you know for somebody, I hadn't seen it.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
In a while, so sorry we didn't notice.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Notice But I didn't even notice myself. But then when
my girlfriend said I hadn't seen her in a couple months,
and I was like, oh my gosh, like I really
think it's this mouth tape thing.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
And what kind of tape? Like, could you explain with
people it's not duct tape. It's a special I just
get I just.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Go to Amazon and type in like mouth taping by
the first one. But it's yeah, it's just basically like
a little like it's almost extape.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Is there a plethora of mouth tape?

Speaker 4 (06:36):
You wouldn't imagine.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I would not believe the subculture of mount tapers.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
There's like fifteen or twenty all.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Right, Well, I mean, like whatever it takes, chisel that
jaw line. I'm down. I'd suffocate myself for a few
nights into it. Take it. Well it is one or
two point seven kiss FM. All right, I'm jumping into Rosie, y'all, Helen,
I'm Montana. Never been on tap of myself.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Thank here. It's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I just watched that yellow Stone.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yes, I gotta be honest, that's filmed I think in
New Mexico.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
But you bet it's a great place. You guys absolutely
have helped an invitation. We we have a lake place
right outside West Yellowstone, so it's yours whenever you want it.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Wow, if road trip, all right.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
Well that is a road trip. Let me tell you,
that is a road trip. But I really appreciate you
taking my call. I am hugely impressed with how you
help people. And I'm just one of these moms and
I can't begin to tell you. I'm so I'm so frustrated.
I'm trying to let it be. I've been trying to
fix it, and I got a son that's in a

(07:46):
hot mess and I just need some advice.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
What has happened to your son?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
So just long story short.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
He had been involved in a six year relationship. His
girlfriend at the time broke up with him, and three
weeks later he went on a daily side trying to
fill that boy and he met a woman right away.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
And she is toxic.

Speaker 7 (08:08):
Three years later, she has broken up with him the
first time two months into the relationship, saying he's not
doing it for me, but oh yeah, I need a
ride to so and so, and got back together. That
was the first time. The second or third time, no different,
same thing. She broke up with him. You know, I
just I don't love you, You're not good enough, and

(08:29):
oh yeah, but we have a trip planned to pairs,
so you know what, let's just forget about this. Then
the worst I think there were two really bad ones.
An hour before the entire family were coming to dinner.
She told them she didn't love them, and then he
came in looking like he saw a ghost.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
And I had sit at a table with.

Speaker 7 (08:49):
Her because she was there, and she said, I don't
love you. I don't want to be a part of
this relationship and not your family. And he's like, Mom,
I mean, and I'm like okay, and I always wellcome everybody.
I would beside myself. But the really long issue is
I've tried to be supportive. I've been really kind of strong, saying, listen,

(09:10):
you know this is toxic.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Well, he knows that I can only tell you what
my mom does, and she just gives her opinion at
the right time and then lets me come to my
own conclusion. A lot of times we don't respond to,
you know, a push and right, and he knows, he knows,
but he's got to come to the conclusion on his

(09:34):
own that it's not going to work and deal with
it himself. You know, You've you've said your piece, you've
given your view, and it's got to be on him.

Speaker 7 (09:43):
And honestly, I know that, and I know everybody finds
their way for the right reason.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
But there's one little thing.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
His sister is getting married and this woman is still
on the invite, and oh my gosh, nobody wants her there. No,
And so you know, I've tried to let it be,
let them and it's the white elephant in the room.
Because of course I don't want to just nag him,
but it's just it's Josh or Yeah, what are you

(10:10):
going to do?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
She isn't she included.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
I feel like it's helped for you to talk this out.
I feel like that's good, and I feel like you've
said your your piece, and I think you kind of
got to let it just like I said, happened on
his time, on his watch. But you're great. I can
tell your great, mom. I can tell just by talking
to you. And we really appreciate you leaning on us
to call.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well, you know, there's two options here. I lean on you.

Speaker 7 (10:34):
In about five years he'll be calling you with Ryan's
roses seeing who his wife is.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
No, No, not at all.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
You guys are wonderful. Talk to you so I appreciate it.
Listen every day.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
So thank you for taking the call and I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Good luck Rosie. Listening to Montana on the radio. App
one or two points the kiss up that here's your
morning hack. Have an issue with anything, you want to
get customer service on the line, it rings, you're on hold.
It's just it really is so frustrating. They say, avoid Mondays.
Those are the busiest days to call customer service. Late

(11:12):
at night, No good, very few people working. Your best
bet for customer service. Check it Wednesday at two thirty.
Here's why.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
I don't know, okay, is that when you make your
dentist appointments too thirty on Wednesdays, tooth thirty?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Did you hear that?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I missed it because when she said dentist, I.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Know she made a dad joke. She said, what is
that when you make your dentist apponements tooth thirty?

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (11:43):
My god, like your tooth hurts right. I don't even
want I don't even think we deserve to give you
a quote today.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
No, I want to hear the quote.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Feeling beautiful has nothing to do with what you look like.
Kiss FM. Kiss FM headlines with siciny well.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
The head of Homeland Security is threatening to pull customs
officers from airports in sanctuary cities, a move that could
halt international travel. Of course, through LAX, the La City
Council has officially delayed minimum wage increases for tourism workers.
Disneyland is enticing its Magic keyholders to renew their passes

(12:26):
by offering dining cards worth up to one hundred dollars.
The deal is good for the next year, and Kailanie
announced the dates for her upcoming world tour. She will
perform at Into a Dome on September twenty fourth.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
One a two point seven Kiss FM. It's interesting we've
talked over the years about the order in which we
do things, like, for example, when you wake up, do
you go brush your teeth or start the coffee machine.
I put a coffee machine in my bedroom, so now
I wake up, wow the copy machine and go vers five.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Me what's next? Putting right on your back?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I mean, I just I want it while I'm getting
ready and I.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
Get see you building a shelf like in the headboard
of your bed, and then that's where that's where the
coffee machine is.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
However, my laziness can be you know, lazier. I just
I wake up, I press the button. It's in a
little corner on a little table. I press the button.
It starts making the coffee. I go brush my teeth,
I go wash my face. I go in the shower.
Then I get out and while I put on my
makeup and do my hair, I have a straw in
the coffee my makeup. So yeah, I mean I put
myself together changing over there, not makeup, but put myself together. Anyway,

(13:33):
we got into this conversation after the show, and what
order do you do things? For example, at the end
of the day, do you eat your dinner, relax, then
clean up or clean up them? Relax? Isn't he clean up?

Speaker 5 (13:46):
No? Yes, first, And I like to clean as I
go when I'm cooking, by the way, but you, oh
that's good.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
You're clean as you go. I eat as I go
when i'm cooking.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
That too.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
But then that way, when it's cleanup time, it's literally
just the dishes that you ate on, on a few
cups and then maybe a pants.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Well what about in the morning, so, Tanya, do you
wet your toothbrush first or put the toothpaste on dry.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
I put the toothpaste on dry.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Me too, I do too.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Oh what good.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Those cute.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
And then do you put water on the toothpaste?

Speaker 9 (14:13):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
I do me too, although we heard it's not necessary
from that dentist. Remember, I know, but it's so dry.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
What about when you get dressed? Do you put your
pants on first or your socks on first?

Speaker 5 (14:25):
So I do two different things here. When I'm dressing
my children, I put socks on first for them and
then their pants. But for me it's the other way around.
Always they slide easier when I'm putting them on them.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
God, oh, to get over their feet. That makes sense,
it's efficiency. I put my pants on first, my socks
if I.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Wear any yeah, later pants reverent.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
How about you, Tanya?

Speaker 4 (14:44):
I putting on socks first feels criminal.

Speaker 10 (14:49):
Mark you must put your pants on first. After that, laugh,
I put my socks on first. I do the same
reason assisting kids. The socks ubricate the pants going on.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Are your pants?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
He's wearing acid washed jeans from nineteen eighty two?

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Are your pants that they need lubricates to make it?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Your feet, you do not wear tight jeans. You do
not wear tapered tight. They're not that tight, but they
know what you mean. The feet bare feet are like
a like a like a speed.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Bumper when you're dressing three kids. It's a fish in
somethings like sucks, socks, pens, and fens. Okay, let's go.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Mine are stretchy and tight. Have you ever seen a
snake swallow an egg? Yes, that's kind of like what
it's like when I put my foot through my jeans?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Why are they so tight?

Speaker 4 (15:37):
That was like such a good analogy, honestly.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh well, what order do you do things in?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Do you put your bracelets on first? Or your glasses?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I sleep with my bracelets on.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Oh I noticed the new one to take my chain.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Off because it makes noise when I toss. Wow, what
else do.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
You want to know?

Speaker 5 (16:00):
We got into this combo because of the whole Like
when you go on vacation, do you book your hotel
first or do you book your flight first?

Speaker 7 (16:07):
It was.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Book your flight.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
I booked my hotel first and then my flight.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
What if the right flights?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Tons of flights did you from?

Speaker 7 (16:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
No, you're running a wrist there. You need a book flights?
You know you can get there before we get the hotel,
because what if you.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Can get the right if you can't get the exactly
Because sometimes I'm getting a specific hotel, and if I
can't get five more rooms than you can, flights.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Not necessarily the specific hotel you want to stay at.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I'm I'm flexible, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
I have three children in a family book.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Your flights first seems so book me in a different hotel.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
That sounds like too much of a circus next door
to you with all that noise. It's a kiss Sie
kiss FM. All right, so this is dividing the internet.
Let me just get your take on this toilet paper.
Lean in, like literally lean in, lean yeah, come on

(17:06):
in here. So there's a there's a woman posted this
on Reddit and it got people heated up. It's amazing
how heated we can get over stuff like don't let
the heat come anyway. She shares an apartment with her
platonic male friend let's call him Bob, and last weekend,
Bob invited a female friend over. We'll call her Sarah.

(17:27):
And so Carla, this is the woman who posts on Reddit.
Carla noticed that Sarah had used her expensive shampoo and
condition her without asking. Because they're in the bathroom. I
gotta tell you something.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I stay with other people.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I used their stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I don't put it back the exact way you found it.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Either, Well, there's a lot of it. There's all kinds
of bottles all over the place. I mean, like all
kinds of different things, a lot of things that I
test drive. I'm like, wow, I've never seen this before.

Speaker 11 (17:53):
They use it and I like it gross comes out
of her razors, I know. I think he means like, yeah,
there's all kinds of things I didn't know you could
have anyway. So Sarah she came back again.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Bob's like, here she comes, and Carla took her shampoo
and conditioner out of the bathroom. She removed it because
Sarah was on her way over at leaving only Bob's
basic shampoo sounds like a wanted to train leave the
station story. So when Sarah couldn't find the good stuff,
she asked Bob, it sounds like one of my kids
math and Bob asked Carla, and Carla said, well, she

(18:30):
is your guest. It's not my responsibility to provide spot
products for your friend. So Bob gets mad and thinks
she's being rude and not hospitable.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Uh huh, it's nice.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
I would get my shampoo and condition out of there too.
I don't want those are expensive. I don't want this
random girl using them.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
So does that mean Carla likes Bob?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh, I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
That's what I think. The girl, right, she doesn't want
It's not the spot products, it's that she's in the shower.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she wants to turn off the hot water.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
She could.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I think it's so people are up in arms.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
So what does this have to do with toilet paper?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
And then he read it wrong, it's toilet trees.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
When I read the headline, I saw toilet paper and
it said toilet Oh.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
My gosh, toilet paper with you.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, I was like, huh, I didn't squint enough. But
I think it's because people were saying that. You know,
it's it's it's a guest issue, not a guest issue.
But it's not any of that. No, I agree, it's
Carla has it for Bob.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, but this bob platonic, Bob's guest.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Carla's not like Sarah, She like Julie's and like Tiffany
Sun like Elizabeth, wants.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
To be Bob's guest, if you know what I'm saying, Carlo.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
So I think it has to do with the shampoo
and the conditioner, and she's like, don't use my stuff.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't know you be my guest. Be my guest.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Anyway, people are very upset about this story. Kiss FM.
Ryan's rose is, I've been talking about it all morning.
Let's go, dear Ryan, Sisney Tani. I've been engaged to
a married man for over a year. I know that
sounds crazy, but he's been separated since long before we met.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
He promises we'll get married as soon as he gets divorced,
but he keeps dragging his feet. I want to know
if he would send the roads to me or his wife. Wow,
I mean what huh?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
I mean they've been soried forever. Why would you think
the wife.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Don't? Because it would mean that he's never gonna get divorced,
because he's like keeps stringer on. So Juliana, they might
get engaged.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
It's all weird.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
I meant, Juliana. Here she is. Hi, Juliana, Hi, thank
you for sharing your story. First of all, I know
it's complicated and probably frustrating, uh, but I just to
I'm gathering getting the sense that you're growing frustrated that

(20:56):
he's not actually following through this divorce, Is that right?

Speaker 6 (21:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
And I know what you're thinking, But we're together almost
every night. We don't live together, but he has his
own apartment and every night I sleep at his place
or he sleeps at mine.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Okay, so where is the wife technically in the picture.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
I mean, he and his wife are on pretty good terms.
And I see his teenage daughters posting on Instagram of
their family together at birthday parties and volleyball games, and
it just makes me so uncomfortable because they look like
such a happy family. And then he comes home to me.

Speaker 12 (21:37):
So I don't know.

Speaker 7 (21:38):
Now.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Every time I bring up wedding plans, he tells me
not to worry. You know, he's filing soon, but that
never seems to happen. And I just need to know
that I'm the one he thinks of first, you know.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Okay, I understand what her name is. What Maggie, Maggie,
you're Juliana. Now, just to play this out and we're
going to get to the call next. If he sends
the roses to Maggie, what do you do.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
If he sends them to Maggie?

Speaker 6 (22:11):
I mean, I think I have to end it and
move on.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
And I guess realize I've wasted three years of my life.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
But I'm just wondering if he's ever going to make
this divorce final. I think that's the question.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Yeah, I mean if it's been you said, long before
you guys even dated, and you've been dating for three
years and that's even so you're saying like they've been
separated for five years, six years.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, they've been separated for a long time, and so
I don't know. I mean, he says that I don't
have to worry about it, and if he sends me
the roses, then I'm happy, Like, let's just not accuse
him of anything if he sends me, but you know,
like we can make up some excuse and get off
the phone and I'll buy roses for myself or whatever.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I feel like we're getting into it. We want to
get into it if we can find out a little bit,
but we're getting.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Well, wait a minut and you're saying what I need
to hear. So if you want if he sends the
roses to you, you don't want us to bring you
into this.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, right, all right, So remind me that because I
will forget this in one minute. Hold on one second, Juliana, please, yes, nervous,
I want to ask questions. We're going next kiss assistant
time to hear the call for Ryan's roses. This is
really complicated but also clean because, Uh, Juliana's on the phone.

(23:27):
She's been engaged to a married man and he keeps
dragging his feet, and she wants him to make it final,
but it doesn't seem like he's going to. Certainly she's
frustrated by it, and she's asking us to call and
find out if he's going to send the roses to her,

(23:47):
because that's who he's thinking about all the time, or
if he's going to try and appease the wife he's
allegedly divorcing. She says they are separated, yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
And for a good chunk of years, six years.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
But is he ever gonna do it? And does she
need to hear something like this? Does she need this
to go bad for her to finally step up and
say I'm out not waiting any longer. Seems like that
may be what she's getting at, maybe, because remember she
told her, she said, look, here's what you should know
if you're listening. She told us that if he sends
the flowers to her to not ask any questions, just
get off the line, which means she's good. But she

(24:24):
also said if he says Naggie the wife, then she's done.
So I think she's asking us to help her to
move on if it goes wrong, like this is what
she needs to be pushed to go. That's what I think. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
But if she said, if he sends the roses to.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Her, do not jump in.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Who's her? There's to hers.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
If he sends the roses to Juliana.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Don't jump in. Yeah, with nothing, I can't remember anything.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I think we'll put them on hold.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Juliana. Okay, we understand where we are. Just needs you
to say Ryan, you have my permission to call, and
then his name.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Okay, Ryan, you have my permission to call.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Will he send the roses to you, Juliana or Maggie?
You said, if it's Maggie, you are out. You're not
waiting any longer. And if it is you, for us
to not say anything. Yes, Okay, all right, understood, Here
we go. Good luck to you.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Thanks. Hello.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Hi is this Edgar?

Speaker 9 (25:45):
Yes, it is Hi there.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
My name is Gianna. How are you doing this morning?
I'm fine great. I'm calling from the os flores.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
We actually deliver here in Fullerton and surrounding areas, and
we're offering a free promotion. It's a free dozen red
roses that you can send anybody.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
That you'd like.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
We said, a dozen roses like romantic roses.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Sure, yes, they're absolutely free. We're just trying to promote
our business. So I wouldn't need cash from you. I
wouldn't need credit card from you. I wouldn't need any info.
We can just start with the name of the person
you want to send them to and a note.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
Okay, yeah, I think I could. Okay, Yeah, how about
sending him to McKenna's mc k e n n A
A e n n A.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Great. And what do you want to say in the note?

Speaker 6 (26:46):
Oh? Yeah, okay, I say, low key obsessed with you?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Low key obsessed with you? Oh okay?

Speaker 5 (27:04):
And is this going to be a romantic card? Because
I have cards that have like hearts and stuff. Do
you want me to put that on there? They say
I love you at the bottom.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
Oh yeah, I mean it could be romantic.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Great.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, your voice is being broadcast on the radio, and
we have some questions for you. I have your fiance
Juliana on the line. Who is McKenna, a newly introduced
name to this scenario. Ke obsessed with McKenna.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
Oh, hold on, what's going on here?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
My name is Ryan. This isn't the point. The point
is your fiance expecting you to finalize your divorce, who's
been waiting, is frustrated. She wants to know if it's
ever gonna happen. She was concerned about you sending the
roses to your current wife, Maggie. Not the case. You
just sent them to new entrem McKenna. Who is McKenna?

Speaker 6 (28:02):
All right? So so Juliana put you up to this.
You guys send me your off of roses to see
how I send it to? All right?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah, and you didn't pass the test rop Why would
you do this?

Speaker 12 (28:18):
Why would you propose to me?

Speaker 6 (28:19):
If you're gonna me Juliana? Look, look all right, we
have to talk about this later. I don't really have
any time to talk right now. This is all right.
You don't know what's going on, and I don't know
what are you.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
Ever going to marry me?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
We are you ever going to marry me?

Speaker 6 (28:38):
Look? I'm not talking about this on the radio of
all places. Come on, who's McKenna that's that's not important.

Speaker 9 (28:50):
It's do we just talk about he obsessed with you?

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Who are you? All right?

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Okay, listen, we're going to talk about this later. Maybe
I gotta go. Everybody else on the phone, thank you
so much for have whatever you guys, have a nice day, Edgar.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
That's not the way this is gonna end.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
He's gone, and he was very polite towards the end.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
But Juliana, do you have any idea? I have you
ever heard of a woman named McKenna? Is that his daughter?

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
No, because I.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Don't know who it is. I have no idea who
it is.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Well, look, I have good news for you this morning.
Yeah no more Edgar, ever, yes, no, no, no, you
need to tell yourself this is it. He's taking time
from your life. You deserve honesty, and he's leading you on,

(29:51):
not only with his wife that he's not finalized in
the divorce, but now there's McKenna and the guy saying
low key obsessed. To come on. This is clear to
me that the first thing you do after this call
is get out. It's not going to be there even
if he came back to you, and now send him

(30:12):
and finalized of divorce. Don't let him back in. No,
don't let him talk his.

Speaker 10 (30:20):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, you're right, better things for you are out there.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Thank god you didn't marry him.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
That's what this is. Good news.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
Yeah, I guess, I guess.

Speaker 6 (30:31):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
All right, I'm gonna have chills for you, Juliana. I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Good luck to you, good luck to you. Remember remember
all of this. Don't forget this feeling in this moment.

Speaker 7 (30:45):
Okay, thank you, all right?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
You know, I look, when you think about it, it
might have been harder for her to say goodbye if
he sent the roses to the woman she knows about,
now that she isn't know about this other woman. It's
almost once the emotion settles, it's easier to be obviously
upset and get out. Yeah, there's no chance he's gonna

(31:12):
do the right thing. He's not doing the right thing.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Now, is there gonna do the right It's like, good riddance,
be get away from him and that family, and.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
It's like send it. Thank you not to McKenna for
helping you out, because she's gonna end up with it.
She's gonna have to deal with it. Horrible kiss e
on air with Ryan Seacrest on two point seven Kiss FM.

(31:40):
Oh my my thighs are tight from clinching them while
we did that Ryan's roses. You know what I'm feeling,
you know, not feeling.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
I know there is a tense legs. There's a tense
feeling that comes through your body.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Stress. So here's the deal. If you missed, it happened
last hour. We had Juliana and Edgar on the phone.
So she's engaged to Edgar. Edgar's trying to finalize his divorce.
So he said, she's frustrated it's been over a year.
Se like, wait a minute, he I think he's leading
me on. I need to know. If he sends the
roses to his wife that he keeps saying he's getting

(32:16):
divorced from, I am out. It's an easy decision. If
he sends him to me, then he's thinking to me,
and I'm gonna talk to him a little bit more
about this. She was gonna like find a little piece
in that. It got worse. He didn't send the roses
to either of them. He sent the roses to McKenna
and said, low key obsessed with you on the card.
She doesn't know who McKenna is. McKenna's not the wife.

(32:39):
McKenna's not the current McKenna is some new person and saying, look,
he obsessed with you. Yeah, our takeaway was great. Now
it's clear. Do not wait another second for this guy.
Thank you McKenna. This is your problem now, not mine.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Right, he was never gonna marry Juliana.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Now, Edgar not my problem. Get out because she was
on the fence. This is no fence, this is defense less.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Right, that's true.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Let's go down, Monty. Sandra, good morning, how you doing,
Good morning, How are you? I'm good, super good. Thank
you for listening. All right, what's your take? I mean,
I'm pretty clear on it.

Speaker 12 (33:23):
I'm pretty clear too. The man is a sociopath, a
pathological liar, and a manipulator.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Nail it.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Well, didn't take you long to get to that conclusion.
Well done, Thank you, and.

Speaker 12 (33:35):
I feel badly. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She wasted three years,
but at least it wasn't a lifetime and she got
out before they got Well.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
I think that you know, you can't look back, You
got to look forward, and I think that's the thing
she's got to say. Well, at least I found out now,
otherwise imagine the concern and the anxiety she'd have is
here with this guy who's got this new person, he's
obsessed with it? Just all it sounds like you've experienced
someone with one or many of these traits.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Have you.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
More than more?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I'm sadly, but yeah, and what did you learn?

Speaker 12 (34:07):
I'm going to say that Edgar probably cheated before on
his wife, and may I suggest that she reaches out
to her because that may help her move on? I
have been there, like you said, and yeah, it might help.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
So you're saying Juliana reaches out to Maggie, who he's
supposed to be to be in divorced with, and talk
to her. Yes, what would they talk about.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
What he did? Why?

Speaker 12 (34:36):
At the least they could commiserate about what an assy is.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Oh, meaning yeah, share that he is seeing McKenna on
the side too. Yeah. They become friends, and they become neighbors,
friends and neighbors. Sandra, thank you so much for us.
Are you doing okay?

Speaker 7 (34:53):
Now?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Are you with somebody that you like?

Speaker 12 (34:56):
I'm great. I am single and I am living my
best life. That's a cliche, but I'm a great place.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Thank you for having like it well, I'm happy for
you and thank you so much for calling you.

Speaker 12 (35:05):
Take care you two, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
All right, bye bye, Ryan's roses, Kiss FM Mondays and Thursdays. Yeah,
it's like I'm sore from the call. I get I
squeezed when we get into those moments. This is kiss FM.
Thanks for being here. Okay. So here's a new trend.
And I don't know if you've heard about this, but

(35:29):
it is called it's a journaling trend, right, and it's
called junk journaling. Junk journaling.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Have you ever journaled, Ryan?

Speaker 9 (35:37):
Ever?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Not a journal Honestly, I will tell you. My teachers
in school said to me junior high Ryan, yes you
should journal.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Imagine if you journaled this entire time of your career.
Oh what wonderful keepsake that would be.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yes, I didn't do it. I just blew it off
as at the was a task.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Well that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
So that's kind of like where this junk journalin comes
into effect because, like many people, actually putting pen to
paper seems difficult and gorious. Yeah, like a chore, like homework,
Like it's just too much. But journaling releases stress. It's
a sense of gratitude. It does all these positive things
for you. So junk journaling is basically where you fill

(36:27):
notebooks with little things that kind of just bring you
joy and memory. Let's say you went to a restaurant
on a first date with somebody and you had a
great time. You saved the napkin and you put that
in the journal, or ticket stubs, things like that, just
random things that you just so it's nothing, it's really
nothing extra that you're already doing because you already have
this stuff.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
You just slap it into a notebook, don't even think
about it, just put it in.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
Just put it in, and then over time you'll have
this notebook of junk essentially, but it's meaningful junk to you.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
That's what I wish I would have done. Can start now,
not too late.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, it's hot, I know that.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
What bugs me is I wish I would have saved
more tickets stuffs because we don't really have those anymore.
Everything's electronic when you go to a concert. Yeah, and
so like I wish I would have saved more prince stuffs.
Yeah it's not the same though, but yeah, so anything
I got food wrappers, pretty napkins, receipts, bookmarks, things like that.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Just put them in your junk journal. Foil from Chipotle,
that foil is special to you. Then you slap that foil.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
In that notebook wax paper with the logo on it.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
You see, now you're getting it.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I do too, generally like it. Won't do it for real?
Maybe somebody listening for somebody else? Kiss FM seacrest with
you one eight hundred and five to one two seven
is our number. Into the studio, keep it handy, hit
send when we give away stuff. Damien in Pomona, Good morning, Damien.
How are you?

Speaker 6 (37:55):
Good morning? I'm doing good. How about you?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I'm all right? So it says here on the screen
she unmatched me? Should I still show up to date?
What happened?

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (38:06):
So I matched with a woman on Hinge and okay,
we had a great conversation on and off for like
a few weeks, and I asked her out and she
seemed excited about it, and we made the plan for
tonight at six and we confirmed last night. But I
woke up this morning and she unmatched me. So my
question is should I still go?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah? Well, Tony says yes.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Why she probably unmatched you because she has high hopes
for this date and she's like, I don't need this
app anymore. I found the one.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Wow, that is showing to a conclusion.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
So if she unmatched you, does that mean you can't
contact her at all?

Speaker 6 (38:49):
Right?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Weird?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
I think it's weird. I don't know if I would
show up.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Well, right, it sounds like she's a goner.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yes, she's moved on from you. It sounds like no.
But if you're necessarily is.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
That what you did when you went out with Robbie?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, to you because she met her husband onhinge? How
it work for you? I?

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Well, we weren't just talking in the app. We had
each other's phone numbers. So even if I would unmatched him,
I still could have been able to contact him. But yeah,
maybe she's just excited about the day and she just
wants to be off. She thinks you're it, but then
there's no way to contact him. If she's running late
or whatever, Well, don't be late.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
If you have you made the plans. You made the plans.
Just show up. See how it goes. Roll the dice,
let's see what happens.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Worst thing you get stood up, and then maybe you
find maybe you were meant to be at this bar
and the person you're supposed to be with is also
getting stood up at the same time, and then you
meet her, and then there's your love story.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
That's our fairy tale name, Tanya, that would be Damian.
Go for itredible, show up. You've made the plans. Let's
play it out. Then you'll know for certain if it's
on or off. Let's have clarity. Love you for Colin,
Thank you very much, good luck.

Speaker 9 (39:57):
Thanks dating.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
You can hear the depression in this voice. It's just
not fun. Yeah, an enthusiastic exactly. It's not good until
it's good.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Yeah, you just gotta find the right one.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
You gotta find the wrong one, David, get out there, Okay,
go for it. I changed my swing. Take the swing.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I would not want to date again.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
As I was saying, I was like, oh, this is
not gonna come off.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Like to brag about.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Well, you're just saying how much like it sucks, And
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yeah, you're right, Yeah, I don't make it up.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
My girlfriend doesn't even want to do it alone anymore.
She's like, you're all coming with me.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
I don't want to go on alone. Either let me
go with her one or two point seven Kiss FM
tomorrow we shall do it to gain and dare I
say it tomorrow? It's finally Friday, right, I'm a good
Thursday guy. Thanks for listening to On Air with Ryan Seacrest.

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