Seacrest Jokes This Is What He'd Put on His Tombstone

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Thought about you guys over the weekend, Well,
thank you, Well, what what would you put on your tombstone?
And that's why you guys popped into my head. You
think about death and then you think about us. Well
not really, I was thinking about which one of you
would give my eulogy. So let me back up. Over

(00:22):
the weekend, somebody's said to me, you are playfully impatient,
and I thought, you know what, that is great for
my tombstone. It's not every day you hear the perfect
two words, you know, playfully impatient. He was a good guy,
perfect for the tombstone.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Why do you have to take it to the tombstone?
Why can't it be like for your dating app?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, I guess that didn't cross my mind because I
don't have a dating app, but I will inevitably have
a tombstone.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
It could be like your Instagram bio, Like that's cute,
too cheek, So you.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Think that would be Really that's a good marketing, yeah,
gtefully impatient.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I don't hate. It's not given. It's not marketed.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, Tony, you hit the nail on the head. Impatience
has had a bad marketing campaign, Yes, because It's really
about diligence. Impatience is diligent. Impatience is prepared. Impatience is
impatience is punctual.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yes, and the perception that we've been given, that we've
been fed for many, many years is impatient is the
opposite of all.

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