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April 29, 2026 16 mins

Today On With Mario Lopez – A crazy dating demand list divides the internet, the number 1 phone addiction revealed, we dig into our mentions to see what's on your mind, a fresh round of the Slang Game Victorian era themed, latest buzz and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're on with Mario Lopez.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Back behind the micing, back to work. What off You're born?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Mario Lopez here, fired up to be hanging with you
for the next few hours. A lot of radio fun
to get into. You gotta choose your side. Cordo and
I gonna compete in another fun pop culture pop quiz
plus latest Buzz, your comments and questions, and just a
few songs away from asking a random question.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
So turn it up. You're on Mario and Courtney Lopez.
You're all with Mario and Cordo. Time to get to
one of my favorite segments, Quordo's random question. What you
got honey?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
So you're offered fifty thousand dollars, but you have to
be chased NonStop by one animal for twenty four hours.
But if it touches you, you have to pay that
animal fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
What would you pick?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm going with a snail because it's slow, but you
know what, slow and steady eventually catches it race. So
if I'm going to sleep, it might catch up to me.
So but I'm gonna go so far. I can stay
up for twenty four hours. I can stay for twenty
four hours and avoid the sund.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
How can I own that snail so that if you
have to hey it that I get that money exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Mario Lopez returns after this, Joel.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Mariol Courtney Lopez and if you're out there in the
dating world, you probably know what you're looking for in
a potential partner right well. One woman is being slammed
online for her list of non negotiables. A redditor discovered
the unnamed woman's list of bare minimum requirements for any
man she dates.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
And what does it include?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
A two hundred thousand plus salary? So you need to
make that or more? Sticks to everything, he says, not
a mama's boy, taller than me, smart and fights for me.
Oh and my friend and family they have to love him.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, I'm going to tell you right now she is
working with a limited pool because only three percent of
men in the US earn two hundred thousand dollars or
more a year, Only three percent, And there's one hundred
and thirty to one hundred and forty million adult men

(01:58):
in this country, so that puts her odds to about
four to six million men that make over two hundred thousand,
which sounds a lot, but.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Once you start, but all those men aren't in the
same era.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Exactly once you start getting the odd I mean exactly
that her just that right there is very very honest.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
I did not expect you to start doing math over there.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yes, well I can do bass in math. Uh not
a mama's boy taller. I mean all of that. Okay, day,
you know what? Good luck.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I mean a lot of this stuff. I think everybody wants.
You want your friends and family to love this sure,
and you want them to be smart. You don't want
to be somebody stupid. You want them to fight for you. Yeah,
we get it, but I mean that.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
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Speaker 3 (03:01):
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Speaker 2 (03:05):
Love hearing from you, so please.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Hit us up questions, comments, whatever you got a few
more songs. Are gonna dig into our mentions to see
what's on your mind.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's coming up next.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
At all Mario Lopez on Instagram, at all Mario on
Facebook and X we love.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Hearing from you.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Mario Courtney Lopez here all right, honey, would you find
to day?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Well, this is from Odd Sheep and they said finally
said meho to a kid for the first time in
my life and a modelospond in my hand.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Odd cheap, very funny miho. Well, the exact translation is
Sun in Spanish, but it's a term of endearment, like
him Juan and you'll say it to usually family members
and stuff or kids that you're trying to be sweet to.
But yes, the modelo is a is a Mexican thing
is It's the Mexican beer and very popular in our community.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
More Mario Lopez coming up, you're all Mario Lopez.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Quick look at the buzz because Ed Sharon and Chris
Hemsworth have on viral arm wrestling on IG and the
shared clip they engaged in a friendly competition, with Ed
went in the first round, Chris winning the second. Huh,
I don't know how fair. That was It's quite the
unexpected matchup. Ed currently on his Loop tour while Chris
is gearing up for the release of his movie Avengers Doomsday,

(04:18):
scheduled for December eighteenth.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I don't know how well it votes for Thor to
be losing to Ed Sharon.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Seriously, almright dot com check it out. You are Mario
Lopez got a fake debate coming up in just two
or three songs, So you got to pick your side,
Team Mario or Team Cordo. Back to find out who's
pro and who's cone and what we're debating next. All right,
Mario Courtney Lopez. Here it's time for our weekly fake
debate where the topics are made up on the spot,
but the passion is real.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
All right, Who's pro? Who's cone?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (04:44):
What do you want to be? You want to be pro?
You always like to be pro.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I always like to be pro.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Fine, Courtney will be con. You want fifteen It's to me.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
You have fifteen seconds to make your case, ten second
rebuttal afterwards. Your topic today is flooding our IG thread
with gross foot videos. I am pro flodding the IG
thread with rows videos. Yes, and she is against it.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Mister Lopez first of all, First of all, you should
be so thrilled to be receiving memes from me because
I send nothing but quality memes, videos and pictures, especially
when it comes to the feet. That keeps it humorous,
makes you appreciate that your dogs aren't marking that way,
and it's it's it's a helpful warning sign.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Missus Lopez. You're against you know, sharing gross footbee.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Social media has become a place to actually make fun
of people, and what you are sending are things that
people are going through their real life situations and they're
getting fixed. So they're trying to teach them as a
learning experience for fung.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Gui and FUNGI see. I look at it a different way.
I look at it.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
As a health tip, a warning, a heads up. Check
with your pediatrist. Don't let your feet ever get like that,
do something about it. Better to be preventative.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
That is not what you say when you send the meme.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's exactly that.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
More Mario Lopez coming up, Jomaro Courtney Lopez, reminding you
that are twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I heard Country Festival, presented by Capitol One is returning
to Austin, Texas. Saturday, May second, hosted once again by
Bobby Bones, with performances.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
By Luke, Brian Kane, Brown, Carly Pierce, Sha Boozy, Russell Dickerson,
Gretchen Wilson, and so many more. Tickets are almost gone,
you guys, so let's get them now before they sell
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all live on Disney Plus and Hulu with Mario dot
Com Slash Country Festival.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
To find out more.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Maria Courtney Lopez, all right, better choose your side, t
Mario or Team Quardo, because we were just a few
songs away from another round of slang game.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Back to battle it out.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Next, Mario Courtney Lopez, It's time to get to another
round of the slang game. Quardo and I trying to
figure slang words from different regions or periods of.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Time on with Mario pop quiz.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
All right, what's the theme to today? We are doing
Victorian slang?

Speaker 5 (07:26):
So these are slang terms from the Victorian era, which
I believe is in the seventeen hundreds or something.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
The Victorian area. Is this the Downton Abbey?

Speaker 5 (07:34):
You could say that, Okay, yeah, well Downton Abbey was
actually late eighteen hundreds, early nineteen hundreds. Oh okay, so
but it has that feel like the manor house and
all that.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Some more Game of Thrones, I could be.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Actually, yeah, I would say some of these probably were
setting Game of Thrones, and if they were not, I'd
be shocked. Hands on buzzers, here we go, giggle mug Courtney.
Somebody who's laughing, always smiling, always smiling.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
One point, there was a little uh leeway right there.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
But okay, it's close enough. All right, hands on buzzers.
There's the next one.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
The pot.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
The pot finished that mother, No, correct the pot, Corney,
eat it up?

Speaker 6 (08:23):
No, pour the tea.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
We should bring that back. I like that.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Yeah, got the MORBs, well, I'm sorry. Got the MORBs, Mario, Oh.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
You got the MORBs. That's when you're hung over and
you're feeling awful. I got the MORBs. Dang, you're tired.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
No timporary sadness. Yours is close. But that's what when
you're sad when you're hungover. No one but sad is not.
Sad is not the primary feeling.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You get sad when you're wrong. When I'm hungover, I'm
very sad, and giggle mug was far.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
Here we go. Tight as a boiled owl.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Tight as a boiled owl is when your sword game
is just tight and your skills are on point.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
I love it. You're trying to apply things that would
have been done back then. Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Tight as a boiled owl is someone you're close with.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Nope, drunk, Oh wow, you're drunk. You're tight as a
boiled see.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Tight as a boiled out And then I would have
that hangover one they.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Did they boil owls?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Is that like? I don't know more?

Speaker 7 (09:24):
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Speaker 3 (09:31):
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Speaker 2 (09:40):
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Speaker 4 (09:40):
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Speaker 3 (09:47):
Ah Mario Lopez taking a quick sec to make it
weird with a random thought.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
What you got, Fraezer, Imagine how stupid you would feel
if you pitched Yaba dabadoo at the early Flintstones meeting
and it didn't actually hit like that was like they
were like, that is stupid, We're not doing that, so
and it got rejected like you'd feel like a moron,
being like what if he yelled yaba dabado out of context?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's wild? But being that they're like cave man. You know,
I think if.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
You were just driving down the street and you yell
it today, you'd be seen as a crazy percess.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
You would. You're a Mario Courtney Lopez.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
A Round two of the slaying game we're playing this time.
It's words from the Victorian era. It should be one
to one, but I believe missus Lopez is up one zero.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
It's one to zero, which is what it should be.
It should not be one to one, should be any.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Of these so far do you recognize from Game of Thrones?
Were they in there?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
No, but they sound like they could be.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yeah, all right, here we go. I we'll do two
quick ones and then we'll wrap this up. Half rats,
half rats, yes, or.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
What you call little kids. He's a little half rat.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
That is incorrect. According kids that don't have both parents
in lacked our answers, it's incorrect. Those great guesses buzz
kind of drunk.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
A lot of things being hammered right here. Half rats.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
There's a lot as opposed to what was really we
didn't have a lot going on back then.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
It was pretty miserable. You just drank.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
What was the first one?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
When you're hammered something boiled owl, tight as a boiled owl.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
So you're only half rat, You're not as exactly.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
That's where you want to be, all right. Last one,
we're going to do fly rink, fly rink, fly rink, Mario.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Fly rink is when you're sober.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
No, but well, may hold only could be irrelevant to it.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
But fly rink is a weapon that you know.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Okay, of course, fly rink is when you're flying.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
Incorrect. Estman has a fly rink.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
A bald head.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yes, oh that's funny, really correct there, moor.

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Speaker 2 (12:43):
As we get back to the music. I'm Mario Courtney Lopez.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
So how often do you check your email? Well, experts
have been saying that texts and other tech will kill
off email, but a new survey shows that we're still
hooked on that inbox. Almost half of us check our
work emails even when we're on vacation. And here are
some of the places where we admit to looking at
our inboxes.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Your number one place the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Oh you're alone, you're you know, trying to be productive
with your time, multitasking.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Your number three place in bed, number three, Your number
two place in the car while driving.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
No, no, no, I do not do that anymore at.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
A web or at a wedding. And you know what,
even at a funeral.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Oftentimes you you're idle with time, So that's something you
can kind of do and try to be productive.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
At a funeral, I.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
Mean you're just kind of standing around and how.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Long can you stay? Like it's such a sad day,
you know what I mean, it's.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
I get it. Make it's Saturday looking at work stuff exactly.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
As for why they're looking at their emails when you say,
checking work email has become a reflex and they're too
curious about new emails to stay away from their inboxes
even during time off. I however, with the kids being
on spring break, I haven't been looking at my email.

Speaker 6 (13:57):
Oh and that's not good. No, well that's bad.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
I might need things I've said you stuff?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Okay, more Mario Lopez on the.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Way You're on Mario Lopez music rolls on. But thought
this was pretty interesting. If you're someone who gets pretty
wild nightmares, could be worth looking at whether you're loading
up on cheese or dairy before you hit the pillow.
New study found that folks who have a tough time
with darry, especially if you're lactose intolerant, also tend to
have more intense, sometimes downright creepy dreams. I haven't had

(14:25):
a vivid dream in a while, but you don't dream
a lot, right, I don't, But boy, when I do,
they're pretty intense.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
They make absolutely no sense.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
And it's never like the beginning of a story. It's
always like in the middle of the action. Yeah, when
everything's already.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
So you're kind of like lost already, Yes, and there's
something going on and you're trying to figure it out.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yes, it's the craziest.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
So close to the end of the night for us,
Mario Lopez, you got to squeeze in one last thing.
We'd love to squeeze in a request or two before
we get out of here.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Got something you want to hear? Slide into our dms
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Speaker 6 (15:02):
Courtney Lopez.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Now for one last thing. You ever think about?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
How your partner's name is saved in your phone. It
might seem small, but relationship experts say it can say
a lot. Some folks go with the sweet stuff like
pet names. That's what we do inside jokes, our little nicknames.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, we do all those.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Others, full government name all that's not very romantic.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
There's no right or wrong.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Obviously, sometimes it's about privacy, but they say it's like
a quite a little snapshot of where your relationships at.
So don't be afraid to be a little playful with
their name.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
We have the same nickname in our phone.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
We do, we do.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
We can't say it because.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
We can't say it, but I do have to say.
I saw in my mom's phone that she had my
name as Courtney Masa Lopez, and I'm like, for the
government name. How many Courtney's do you know?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Exactly?

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Apparently, why do you need my maiden name and.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
My last ye.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
More Mario Lopez on the way.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Thank you so much for always hanging out with those
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any in all of our radio fun. Back to do
it again tomorrow till then, Mario Courtney Lopez saying good night.

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