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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Damn Charlomagne, who got the donkey out of the day today?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, Jess hilarious donkey today for Tuesday, June eleventh, cause
the Woollie ray Norwood Junior commonly known as ray J.
Now this wasn't my idea, it was ray J's. If
you follow the parron of ray J, he likes to
go to other platforms to Luca Shannon Sharping Club, Shay
Shas Luca, Jason Lee and Hollywood and lockdrop one the
clue bomb for both of them. Ray J went on
both those platforms, tore things up, made a complete mess,

(00:26):
and then comes here to the Breakfast Club.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
To try to clean it up. Budd, he just makes
more of a mess, Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Ray J is the prime example of if you find
yourself in a hole, stop digging. And that's because digging
a hole makes it deeper and therefore harder to get
out of. Now, ray J, why do you deserve donkey
to day?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Because I have a.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
List, But I want to hear what type of accountability
you take for yourself.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
But I do have a list.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Go ahead to the other statement you make.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
That's what she told me last night. But what did deeper?
That's not a good thing.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
That was a good joke.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
But that's not a good thing.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
They laughed, you chuckled, But can you do laugh? That
was a good joke if you ain't had nothing else
to give. No, right, sometimes it's all you got. He
tapped out, exactly. So I'm working on So first off,
I'm working on my Richer prior comedy special.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
All right, okay, you're gonna die somebody. What are you doing?
That's why you gotta stop drinking that nonsense early in

(01:30):
the morning. Bro Okay, can I get a first day person.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Responder?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's water a first responder. Okay, you got it? You
a mess wright. Stop cursing.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I've got a mess is strong?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, Now, why are you giving yourself donkey today?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
First, I'm gonna apologize if I said any curse words,
and I won't do it again. I'm paying attention to Okay.
So here's what it is. I call myself donkey of
today because of the stuff like what I'm doing right now.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
All right, you can't help yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
He're you, And I don't like that because every time
I've come on to a show lately club excuse me,
it hasn't been lately I tell my kids to say
excuse me all the time too. Chase, Sha and Jason
shout out to Jason, you're a mess. I came on

(02:21):
there with professionalism and I said, let's just have a
boring interview. And then I saw the like everything online.
I thought it wasn't like that. I think now I'm
here and I'm burdling, and I'm you're discusting car Man
and I'm like doing it Sissie Roll at the same time,
like this ain't cool.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Bro. You should get donkey today for constantly talking about
Kim kardash.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I never talked about her. I did not when.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Ask you, you should just say no comment. I don't
want to in my past.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
But why are you doing me then? Because because I'm
in trouble with you. Now that you did this, you
should get done. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
You should get a donkey.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
For constantly bringing up Brandy and Monica coming together to
do it toward knowing that Monica Brandy don't like that, okay.
Constantly having to apologize for the things you say in
interviews as if you don't know yourself.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
All you have to do is stop drinking before interviews.
Ray stops smoking, you won't have these problems.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I never smoked the sativa blunt in twenty five years.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I can't tell.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
So yes, Brandy and Monica, you right showing man. I
won't do that again.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Brady just got on your ass a couple of days ago.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, and then and then what was the one before that?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Constantly having to apologize for the things you say in
interviews as if you don't know yourself.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
You know yourself.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Who did I apologize to? I apologize to all you
guys if you are in my family. Yeah, okay, And
I'm gonna always make sure that you guys feel like
I'm at my most humblest moment and energy now when
I'm on the mic and when people listening. I tried
to be chilled and tried to be inspirational, and I
got everything came back like I said, Okay, I mean
you know where is Where's ray?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
J Okay? So what do I do about that?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I came up here and told you guys about umbers
and where I'm doing in the next five years of
productions and and that.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
But it's just what other self accountabil asleep.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Driving to school or driving to them.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
That's not true. That's not true, you can absolutely. What
other self accountability are you going to take?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I'm also going to take accountability.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
On flying flying private all the time, wasting money, knowing
and that you have gone broke before.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, no, I'm telling you I've been going broke over
and over and over and that's stupid. You're right, But lately,
like the like the latest broke. You know, it really
like inspired me, like really like work harder because my
back was up against the wall.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
You know.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting
different results.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Right exactly. And so I called mine race sanity, race sanity.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Pretending to buy a Safaria car?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
All right, that's don't care that they were pretending to
buy Safaria car.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I asked him that. He said he was going to
FaceTime answer.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
So here's the thing, all right, So when I when
this is for real, what happens? What do we do?
Are you guys are gonna believe everything? Else?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Now?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Are you guys gonna believe everything? You guys gonna be
my friends. I'm talking about we gonna have friends. When
I'm telling you some big ship and you're like, okay, in.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
The back, curse it again.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
You get donkey of Today drinking syrup at eight o'clock
in the morning. You get Donkey of Today done hating
on Lamel Plumber in the Zoos network just to get
your network popping.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
She gets you Donkey of Today. Am I missing anything?
You know?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You definitely do Donkey Today for the Zoo's thing, just
because I like the Donkey Today for that, because there's
a bigger play. Thank you for that, Charlamagne, I was
a real dope. What else I get Donkey today for
not keeping it real or speaking on Monica and Brandy too.
That's that's another donkey. Hey, right, you got that sample, right,

(05:53):
save it. Let's do it in for another like for
our own original like sound. We don't have to play
for that one an Yeah, and then so that's that donkey.
The third donkey.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Would be There was a lot. I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I had fifteen donkeys.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
You deserved them, all of them.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yes, you said one about I was acting like something
I was hating on somebody Lamel. Yeah, I would never
hate on I would never hate on Lemmy.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
You said you did. You just said you did.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I did, Okay, So I did, Okay, I don't care.
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
How about that you're gonna have a mean case of
bubble guts he might have between the Starbucks between that,
sirp and you're forty three years old.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
You're too old for all of that. You're too old
for all of this. Rate. We known each other for
over twenty years. To stop you a mess.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Remember when you misunderstood when I was doing something on
tag and I was like, Yo, I'm calling all the
women out. This is hangouts with me for the weekend
on a two black men. Get right.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Right, This is why we need wives.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
This is the reason why we know this mant of
control mess.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, absolutely right.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
About trash ter, Yeah said what No, we was just no,
how did you go there? We were just talking about
some of.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yo, shout out to remy ma good looking. Damn. I
was crazy how you said what I was. But she's
a good person. I'm working on my comedy, so I'm
promoting my comedy special, I'm promoting the Neutronics Network. I'm
doing comedy. I want you to be a part of it.
I want you. I want you to be a part
of it.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's starting not to be funny.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Ray No, No, this is not that.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
It's a little messy.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I do it too.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
It's a little messy. It's starting to look like a little.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Fish going to be a part of it. But I
do messy. Just tell me one thing so I can
make adjustments. Do you have like a therapist? Do you
have somebody that a therapist? I feel like you're fighting
a lot of things. I've got a therapist. But she
she don't she do was listening to me.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
That's what she's supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
So I ain't getting a knot of her. She's not
telling me what I should do wrong or right. She
just got okay. And then after I'm done talking.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
She's like artists, and you're very self aware. You know
what you're doing wrong. You're trying to escape something.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
But does anything No, No, what I'm saying is, does
anybody therapist say something to them?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Advice the traditional too. So maybe I hired like a listener.
Then you know her. I don't know. I walk inside
of a professional.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
We'll be right back. We gotta go, We Gott'll be
right back when we come back. Skill a baby, and
Rob fort nine is going to be joining us. They're
on tour right now. Volches Eat the Most Toy You
up on Skiller Baby and Rode full nine.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Ra Bill's got to be paid. But all you're up
on those artists, all the way up.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
You have no idea what we're talking about. None of
that clue.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
I'm old skill, baby, I'm Blacky. Rob fort nine is
from New Orleans and we're gonna talk to the movie.
Oh my goodness, it's the Breakfast Club.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Good morning, Doggie.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Today is brought to you by the law office of
Michael Slamming Soft. Don't be a donkey. Die pound two
fifty on your cell and say the bull. If you've
been hurt in a construction accident, that's pound two five
oz from your cell and say the bull.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Wake that ass up Earth in the morning. The Breakfast
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