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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for Donkey of the day. You're a bunch
of donkeys out here. Donk you today called donkey of
the day. It really caught me off.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Guards we live a life where we might are talking
based off who we may have finished.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You never would say anything. You are a donkey. That
is why Charlamage is some donkey. Today's just saw themselves
the breakfast club. Okay, Charlamagne, who can give a donkey
of the day too?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
The day?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, donkey today for Thursday of July sixteenth, go was
the Senator Chuck Schumer. Now, for the last several years,
it seems like the conversation around age limits for elected officials.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Has gotten louder and louder and louder.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay, from a roof Bae to Ginsburg, to Joe Biden
to now current President Trump.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
How old is too old has been the question of
the day.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And it's not agism, people, Okay, folks, just want to
know that you can maintain the mental and physical fitness
to government.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay, Listen, we all know governing is a very stressful
hire in g job, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
As a voter, a citizen of these here United States
of America, we have concerns. We don't trust that senior
citizens have what it takes to properly governed. Okay, we
have concerns about the physical and mental toll that role
of an elected official takes on the elderly.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So one of the reasons I think it should be
a maximum age limit is because it will restore public
trust in seventy five year old Chuck Schumer, who I've
been saying should step aside, just allegedly did something that
is not going to restore trust in old politicians anytime soon. See,
Chuck Schumer was airing out his grievances over Trump's Iran war,
(01:32):
and then out of the blue, something happened that was
out of his control. Chuck Schumer decided to air off
the Senate floor with a fart. Yes, ask gas hippy,
get my thoughts ready. We'd give me some forts there
you go. Okay, ass gas booty duty a biscuits. Let's
go to Wilkane Country podcast before the report.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Please, this is going to be Chuck Schumer reportedly farting
on the floor of the Senate.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
We need a.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Complete investigation that's independent now on Iran and the NDAA.
When all the Trump administration.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Bro Wait, that's real. We played again.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I want the first two things that give it credibility
for me. That's a genuine sound in a lot of ways,
including the volume of it. It wasn't too loud, he's staying,
I know. That's why I'm always and his pause helps
the pause.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
We need a complete investigation that's independent now on Iran
and the NDAA. When all the Trump administrations he does.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Smirk administration, he does a little laugh of the god
damn Chuck, all right, that's not that like the rules
back was about to start playing. All right, I encourage
you all to go watch the video because not only
did Chuck Schumer smile okay, when that but trumpet.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Started to play, he lifted up off his feet like this. Okay,
he looked it up.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Feel like he was trying to peek over a gate. Okay,
and yes, I know. Oh the people fart without knowing it?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
All right? Why does this happen?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Because the muscles that control the boomkie can weekend with age,
all right, When them muscles not as tight, they might
open the release gas without the elderly feeling. It happened,
and let that ladies in ghettlement is why Chuck Schumer
is getting donky today. Okay, listen, I'm a person who
doesn't fart in his clothes, so I'm judging that as well.
But Chuck Schumer, well, first of all, I'm not lying
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because I'm still at the age where I can control
farting in my clothes. Okay, Chuck Schumer clearly cannot. And
that's why we are gathered here today because America has
no choice but to treat Congress like a retirement community,
because Congress is by far the world's most expensive assisted
living facility. The average age of the Senate, I think,
is about sixty five. Some of the oldest members are
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in their eighties and nineties. Chuck Grassley of Iowa is
ninety two.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Imagine what he does in his pants and doesn't even know?
All right? Bernie said, this is eighty three. McConnell.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We don't even know if he's alive, all right, Lindsey Graham,
just die.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
This isn't about a fart.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's about one system where people stay in office so
long that every viral moment like this turns into another
debate about whether it's time for them to pass the torch. Okay,
the age thing is such a distraction. Imagine giving a
speech about the Iran war and the only thing people
are talking about is the bomb that dropped out of
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your bunkie. Okay, A botching, a barking couch frog jumped
out of your bunkie, and that is the headline of
your speech. Okay, listen. The Moraller story is this, We
need younger leaders in office, all right. They create better
generational balance, all right. Older law makers hold seats for decades,
and as you can see, they fought in them, and
that smell makes it hard for new voices to enter
(04:51):
the system. Okay. Younger elected officials will inspire other young
people to vote and join the political process. We don't
need Chuck Shumer okay, dropping nukes on the Senate floor,
and yes that was a nuke because there was just
a little fallout, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's just another moment that.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Reminds we the people that our political leadership is not
only full of what has been around so long that
social media is debating whether that was a Senate speech
or a commercial for medicare. Please give Sinna the Chuck
Schumer the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Oh no, you are the dog Gee.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Of the day, the dogee.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Ye. Poor god Man, poor God. Just another example of
why we need new leadership.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Because he foughted coyl.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yes, because he's seventy five years old and he farted
on the Senate floor.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
That's why. I don't know if it was a age.
But what I'm saying, like, why why do we care?
Why we cared this nigga fun?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Because it's just more proof that he's too old to
be serving Because older people fart and don't know it people.
That's why people, That's why people have been having this
discussion about our elected officials being too old.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
This is just another example of him being too old.
I'm just saying, like you fell asleep at the night.
That happens too. Have you been paying attention to our
elected officials lately? Sleep? That's why they used to call
sleep with jokes falling asleep too. Yes, you don't even
know if Mitch McConnell is alive. Okay, that's Mitch McConnell,
(06:45):
this nigga fun. Lindsey Graham just died over the weekend, Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
He rest in peace like that, He went to glory,
like he did what he was supposed to be Chuck Schumer.
Farting is just another example of our elected officials being
too old.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yo, I just got on the floor in the middle
of his speech. You're not supposed to do. Should he
sposted a whole day? He could have held it for
a minute or two. Yes, farting on the middle of
the city floor and in the middle of a speech.
But it seemed like he pushed it out though. That
wasn't like a yes. He could wait for that. I'll
tell you like, go watch the video. He got up
(07:23):
on his got up on his feet like he was
looking over a fence. He pushed that one out. All right, Well,
thank you for that. Donkey of Today.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
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