July 15, 2026 • 7 mins
Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Florida Man For Performing Sexual Act With A Vacuum Cleaner. Listen for more.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The craziest people in America come from the Bronxon all
the Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
If I catch All and Treasury a whizzard, that y'all, it.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Is just one of the many wacky news stories out
of Florida. Bombs the Breakfast Club Yes Donkey Today for Wednesday,
July fifteenth, goes to a fifty one year old Florida
man named Kevin West the Whole. Now, what does your
uncle Shalla always tell you about the great state of Florida?
Say it with me. The craziest people in America come
(00:36):
from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is
no exception. Dropping the clues bombs for Florida just because
today's story has reminded us once again that just because
you have free will doesn't mean you should use it. Okay, Honestly,
sometimes I feel like God questions while he even gave
it to us, because back in January, Kevin West the
(00:57):
Whole decided that he wanted to do the no Pants
Dance with a kin more bu ten eighteen A Sharp
Powered Detect Easy four thousand and two. What I'm trying
to say, Ghetto America is Kevin allegedly had an inappropriate
sexual encounter with a vacuum cleaner. Yes, a vacuum okay,
(01:17):
an appliance, something that usually just swallows up dirt, okay,
was used to swallow up Kevin West thehold. Yeah. Can
you imagine wanting to slim the banana and you see
a Hoover win Tunnel three Max performance pet bagless upright
vacuum cleaner just sitting there looking all thick, and you
say to yourself, Yeah, popcorn on the floor isn't the
only thing you gonna be sucking up tonight. Let's go
(01:40):
to WFTV channel nine for the report.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Please, deputy say. A Seminal County man is accused of
having sexual performances with a vacuum cleaner in public at
a resort. Now he is locked up. According to investigators,
video shows Kevin Westerhold roaming the halls of Windsor Hills
resort in Kasimi and then it clothes on and engaging
in a sexual act with the device. Further investigation revealed
(02:05):
another incident reported by his Hua Way. That report details
a similar performance with that vacuum in the street.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
See this is why aliens won't visit us, and if
they do, they have to hide. Okay. Just imagine traveling
forty million light years just to find out humans are
out here trying to put their genitals in household appliances. Okay,
all these perfectly good vagina's out here, and Kevin trying
to take down a black and Decca okay, and that
poor vacuum didn't even give consent. Okay, that poor vacuum
(02:35):
was probably thinking I just wanted to clean the carpet.
I can't believe I have to say this on the
radio this morning, But my brothers, the only thing a
vacuum should be sucking up is dust. And what if,
Kevin Westerhold is a bottom. If you take that suction
tube and put it back there, isn't that like a
dry calonic? Not to mention, you know, now Kevin has
(02:56):
to undergo psycho sexual evaluation for what what is there
to evaluate? The man is sick. Okay, the tariff it's
gonna say, tell me what you bought, brought you here,
tell me what brought you here? And Kevin's gonna reply
her whole name Hoover. Okay. This is why getting cheeks
is very, very important Okay, we don't talk about the
mental clarity that sex with an actual human can actually provide,
(03:20):
and we don't talk about the mental retardation that getting
no sex can cause. Okay, remember that video of that
lady who said I haven't had no sex and she
ran out the church and me remind you listen, I'm
twenty three. Now, I'm saved, and I'm glad about it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Because it's fight of all.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
That I've seen God.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Pain has been over my life since I gave.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
My life to the Lord.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I want you to know that I've.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Been running for God and I'm chased.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I haven't had no sex. Ay man, I'm from the
gunnermost to the uttermost. I'm from the place where they
say no good thing can come out of that thing,
to where STDs and canes and Trump dealers reside. But
you're looking at her testimony. I haven't had no She
couldn't take it, she couldn't do it. She had to
(04:09):
run out of the church, and little did y'all know,
she was running to get a vacuum cleaner. That's what
not getting no sex does to you. Causes you to
do things like make a vacuum cleaner, need a filter
replacement because they are not equipped to clean up large
amounts of bro Yo, please give Kevin West the whole
to sweets out to the Hamiltons.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Oh no, you are the doggee of the day, all
the dogee all the day.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Ye strange world we live in. Man, you don't play
a game.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Nope, I mean we could, but I wanted to play
up there.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well that's for Netflix. We can do it for the radio, though.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I ain't see a picture.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Come on, the picture was up. But I won't play.
You didn't get it. No, you didn't see the picture.
You saw the picture though, Jess. Okay, so you can't play,
so I'll play with him me okay, yeah, you're ready,
hold my hand. Let's play a game of guess what
Kevin West, the whole fifty one year old Florida man
(05:21):
decided to have sex with a vacuum water. I don't
even know why we had to play this game. Of course,
he's white. Okay, I just what are we talking about?
What are we talking about? I just just wanted to
reiterate the point that he was.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
When you put your in the vacuum whole and it sucks,
you know, good at what you want? To dry kalonic,
cut it up, No, your bottom, forget it, forget it
all right, Well, thank you for that donkey of the day, sir, Yes, indeed,
now let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred and
five eight five one five one. Yesterday Me and Me
did a report during front page News where she talked
about women over forty are having children at higher race
(06:02):
that at any point on record. Now they're saying this
is a shift of changing attitudes about family and the
growth role of fertility technology. So we wanted to open
up the phone lines and ask eight hundred five eight
five one oh five to one, are you having kids
after the age of forty? Do you have a child
after forty? We want to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Is it by design? Are women just getting a club
shot up later?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, let's saying that a lot of women are taking
their jobs and what they want to do in life
serious and saying they're putting off having a baby until
a lot later. Technology is the reason why Gea and
myself we had peyton gear was over forty years old,
and we tried fertility for a couple of years. It
didn't work, so we just gave it up. And then
she became pregnant after so it was a lot more
(06:47):
I would say a lot more difficult. They were just
testing a lot more. Where you usually have to go
to the doctor, what every couple of weeks, We would
have to go every week to make sure everything was right.
She didn't have any complications, but a lot of times
women do. So we would love to hear from you
eight hundred five eight five one oh five to one
if you had a child after forty the reason why
and how was it?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Was it complicated? Was it difficult? Let's discuss. It's the
breakfast Club. Good Morning Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned
personal injury attorney Michael to Bull lambingsoft. Don't be a
donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If
you're ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com.
That's Michael to Bull dot com. And when you mess
with the bull, you get the horns.
The craziest people in America come from the Bronxon all
the Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
If I catch All and Treasury a whizzard, that y'all, it.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Is just one of the many wacky news stories out
of Florida. Bombs the Breakfast Club Yes Donkey Today for Wednesday,
July fifteenth, goes to a fifty one year old Florida
man named Kevin West the Whole. Now, what does your
uncle Shalla always tell you about the great state of Florida?
Say it with me. The craziest people in America come
(00:36):
from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is
no exception. Dropping the clues bombs for Florida just because
today's story has reminded us once again that just because
you have free will doesn't mean you should use it. Okay, Honestly,
sometimes I feel like God questions while he even gave
it to us, because back in January, Kevin West the
(00:57):
Whole decided that he wanted to do the no Pants
Dance with a kin more bu ten eighteen A Sharp
Powered Detect Easy four thousand and two. What I'm trying
to say, Ghetto America is Kevin allegedly had an inappropriate
sexual encounter with a vacuum cleaner. Yes, a vacuum okay,
(01:17):
an appliance, something that usually just swallows up dirt, okay,
was used to swallow up Kevin West thehold. Yeah. Can
you imagine wanting to slim the banana and you see
a Hoover win Tunnel three Max performance pet bagless upright
vacuum cleaner just sitting there looking all thick, and you
say to yourself, Yeah, popcorn on the floor isn't the
only thing you gonna be sucking up tonight. Let's go
(01:40):
to WFTV channel nine for the report.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Please, deputy say. A Seminal County man is accused of
having sexual performances with a vacuum cleaner in public at
a resort. Now he is locked up. According to investigators,
video shows Kevin Westerhold roaming the halls of Windsor Hills
resort in Kasimi and then it clothes on and engaging
in a sexual act with the device. Further investigation revealed
(02:05):
another incident reported by his Hua Way. That report details
a similar performance with that vacuum in the street.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
See this is why aliens won't visit us, and if
they do, they have to hide. Okay. Just imagine traveling
forty million light years just to find out humans are
out here trying to put their genitals in household appliances. Okay,
all these perfectly good vagina's out here, and Kevin trying
to take down a black and Decca okay, and that
poor vacuum didn't even give consent. Okay, that poor vacuum
(02:35):
was probably thinking I just wanted to clean the carpet.
I can't believe I have to say this on the
radio this morning, But my brothers, the only thing a
vacuum should be sucking up is dust. And what if,
Kevin Westerhold is a bottom. If you take that suction
tube and put it back there, isn't that like a
dry calonic? Not to mention, you know, now Kevin has
(02:56):
to undergo psycho sexual evaluation for what what is there
to evaluate? The man is sick. Okay, the tariff it's
gonna say, tell me what you bought, brought you here,
tell me what brought you here? And Kevin's gonna reply
her whole name Hoover. Okay. This is why getting cheeks
is very, very important Okay, we don't talk about the
mental clarity that sex with an actual human can actually provide,
(03:20):
and we don't talk about the mental retardation that getting
no sex can cause. Okay, remember that video of that
lady who said I haven't had no sex and she
ran out the church and me remind you listen, I'm
twenty three. Now, I'm saved, and I'm glad about it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Because it's fight of all.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
That I've seen God.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Pain has been over my life since I gave.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
My life to the Lord.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I want you to know that I've.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Been running for God and I'm chased.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I haven't had no sex. Ay man, I'm from the
gunnermost to the uttermost. I'm from the place where they
say no good thing can come out of that thing,
to where STDs and canes and Trump dealers reside. But
you're looking at her testimony. I haven't had no She
couldn't take it, she couldn't do it. She had to
(04:09):
run out of the church, and little did y'all know,
she was running to get a vacuum cleaner. That's what
not getting no sex does to you. Causes you to
do things like make a vacuum cleaner, need a filter
replacement because they are not equipped to clean up large
amounts of bro Yo, please give Kevin West the whole
to sweets out to the Hamiltons.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Oh no, you are the doggee of the day, all
the dogee all the day.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Ye strange world we live in. Man, you don't play
a game.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Nope, I mean we could, but I wanted to play
up there.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well that's for Netflix. We can do it for the radio, though.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I ain't see a picture.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Come on, the picture was up. But I won't play.
You didn't get it. No, you didn't see the picture.
You saw the picture though, Jess. Okay, so you can't play,
so I'll play with him me okay, yeah, you're ready,
hold my hand. Let's play a game of guess what
Kevin West, the whole fifty one year old Florida man
(05:21):
decided to have sex with a vacuum water. I don't
even know why we had to play this game. Of course,
he's white. Okay, I just what are we talking about?
What are we talking about? I just just wanted to
reiterate the point that he was.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
When you put your in the vacuum whole and it sucks,
you know, good at what you want? To dry kalonic,
cut it up, No, your bottom, forget it, forget it
all right, Well, thank you for that donkey of the day, sir, Yes, indeed,
now let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred and
five eight five one five one. Yesterday Me and Me
did a report during front page News where she talked
about women over forty are having children at higher race
(06:02):
that at any point on record. Now they're saying this
is a shift of changing attitudes about family and the
growth role of fertility technology. So we wanted to open
up the phone lines and ask eight hundred five eight
five one oh five to one, are you having kids
after the age of forty? Do you have a child
after forty? We want to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Is it by design? Are women just getting a club
shot up later?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, let's saying that a lot of women are taking
their jobs and what they want to do in life
serious and saying they're putting off having a baby until
a lot later. Technology is the reason why Gea and
myself we had peyton gear was over forty years old,
and we tried fertility for a couple of years. It
didn't work, so we just gave it up. And then
she became pregnant after so it was a lot more
(06:47):
I would say a lot more difficult. They were just
testing a lot more. Where you usually have to go
to the doctor, what every couple of weeks, We would
have to go every week to make sure everything was right.
She didn't have any complications, but a lot of times
women do. So we would love to hear from you
eight hundred five eight five one oh five to one
if you had a child after forty the reason why
and how was it?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Was it complicated? Was it difficult? Let's discuss. It's the
breakfast Club. Good Morning Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned
personal injury attorney Michael to Bull lambingsoft. Don't be a
donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If
you're ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com.
That's Michael to Bull dot com. And when you mess
with the bull, you get the horns.
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