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July 6, 2026 16 mins

Jess Hilarious Gives Her Friends & Family Donkey Of The Day Over Kids Chaos & 4th Of July Mess. Listen For More!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for Donkey of the Day.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You have a bunch of donkeys out here the street,
Donkey to day called Donkey of the Day.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It really caught me off guards. We live a life
where we might are telling based off who we may offended.
You never would say anything.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
You are a donkey.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
That is why Charlamage. Some donkey to day's just saw
themself the breakfast club. Okay, Charlamage, we've been giving Donkey
of the day too. It's the day, just give it
to him.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
So Donky of to Day for Monday, July sixth. Look,
I don't know if I should be giving Donkey of
the Day. But over the weekend I had a huge
Fourth of July party and I invited family friends, me
and my husband. We had a ball, We watched our
kids play everything. It was a nice setup from beginning
to and after the party was over, a lot of
people left and didn't help clean up. Some did stay behind,
but most of them left didn't help clean up, and

(00:52):
they weren't in control of their kids. I don't like
inviting nobody over who can't control their kids. Why should
I be spanking your kids? Why should I be pinching
your kids?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Like there's no way.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I mean, I wanted to, but if you had control
under your you know, over your kid, then I did.
I shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I shouldn't. I wouldn't have had to do that, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
And I'm so tired because we cleaned up Fourth of
July night all the way into last night. And as
tired as I am, I still showed up here today
because that's what.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
You got to do.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
You got to work right, And so I felt like
I should give donkey the other day, so all of
those people who just left. Now, I know I'm the host,
and that's the job and responsibility of hosting an event
like that, especially when it's at your house. But god damn,
I could have had a lot more help.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
My ankle hurt.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I felt like I sound like James this morning. I'm
saying like Jess horse as hell. I had no time
to put on them lash yes, no makeup, no nothing.
This halfwig is pulling my brains out like it's a
whole lot going on thanks to my family.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
So I want to give the heath to my a
few family and friends. I'm not gonna say their names.
I'm not because I'm out. But it's gonna be a
lot of people. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of people.
Check gonna be wold, but yes, And I want you
all to call up, actually call up to give donkey
to who you think deserved it over the Fourth of
July weekend. If you had the same experience, if you

(02:10):
hosted or whatever, or if you have a story to
tell us about one time you hosted and somebody did
the same thing to your your family and friends.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Call up right now. One hundred five five one five one.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
I just gave donkey to like my family and friends
who didn't help me clean up and who could not
keep control of their kids because I was pinching everybody
little kid.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
And I shouldn't have to do it. I shouldn't have
to do that, you know what I'm saying. You know
what's crazy though. When I was listening to you, I'm like,
I don't think I've ever stayed, like really fully behind
and helped somebody clean up after like a barbecue or
family guether like I might.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Grat try to help nothing, I will do that.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
She has like the younger people in the family year right,
but like to fully be there and like be riping down. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
But see I didn't even require all of it.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
You don't got white down tables, you don't got to
even help put the furniture back up. But nothing but
god damn all that trash. And then like it was
trash from people, like from people's kids. They would throw
the little huggy juices on the damn ground.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Nothing. You know, it wasn't real crazy, but it's like
clean up after your kids, clean up aft to yourself
and just help.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
A little bit. I think I'm more mad about them
not taking control over their kids. I can't say it
was the food good. Did you have fool uf?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Absolutely we had everything fried chicken ribs, we had baked ribs,
grilled ribs, hot dogs, hamburgers. You know, no, actually some
people did. We I required them to pitch in. Everybody
clean up to yes, everybody, because.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
This is the house. This is my house, y'all. Y'all,
this is the privilege being in my house.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
So we're going to the phone lines right now. We
got anybody, good morning?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Who this.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
It's Veronica from North Carolina.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Hey, Veronica, good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
What's up.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
I want to give the donkey of today to Charagne
to god, damn, what do you do?

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Smacking on the phone?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
H smacking?

Speaker 7 (04:06):
Sure ain't eating food while he's talking to us talking,
I'm mouth full of food.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Yeah, not nasty.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I know, I don't even like. That's wow that I'm
sitting at the mic. He be sitting at too.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Let me smell it eighty got listen girl, I know
that mic is spittest hound.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Thank you so much, girl, thank you, And I'm sitting
over here eating. Good morning.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Who's this?

Speaker 6 (04:32):
This is Marcus?

Speaker 8 (04:34):
What ut?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Marcus? We're giving the donkeysho.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
I wholeheartedly apologize, but I want to get a doctor
to David Jess hilarious herself, because what does she expect?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I mean, you're talking to me, I expect I expect
them for everybody to help out, you know that's all?

Speaker 6 (04:54):
Oh, I guess I guess you like Daves this morning.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I thought he's trying to be funny.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, he is trying. But I already said that earlier.
Is no, I literally already said that. So I mean
it's for nothing like so that that's it. That's all
you need.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Appreciate it. Good morning?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Who this is.

Speaker 9 (05:17):
How you doing? I'm sorry, it's Karina.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
How you doing, Hey, Karina, how you doing?

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Wonderful?

Speaker 9 (05:25):
I want to do down there on the day to.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
And indy Iri.

Speaker 9 (05:30):
Okay, Yeah, I don't spend that because she's gonna be
mad by spending that. I guess she's gonna be mad
about boosting the movie that's coming out to Right.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
You take her to see that movie, I know, because
that movie has such a societal like right not right, rebellion,
rise Up people undertone, to which I know she is
with because she's everything for the people in the community
and for love and the gotherness and all this stuff.

Speaker 9 (05:57):
So right, absolutely, But I guess.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
On this one night she said she definitely should have
kept her opining to herself on this one.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
I can't tell somebody that. No, you can't tell somebody
keep that.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I wasn't upset at the discourse, and I wasn't surprised
by either, because she's spoken out about other things and
other songs too. I just thought that, I think the
boycott part of it, I thought that was too far.
But I think that's why she keeps clarifying that she
never said boycott the song. She said, be very cautious
of what you're listening to what you're feeding yourself. But

(06:32):
I think it's going to get lumped together because of
where the conversation started. But I thought that was too
much of it, because like why you want to take
away from what she's doing, Like we're celebrating my young
Miami's journey to this point, not just the lyrics of
the song. But I think that's why Ndira is doubling
down to to make sure people know. She didn't say, right, okay, cool, good.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
Morning, who's this morning? Just what's up? Lady? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
What's up? You call her from t Neck?

Speaker 6 (07:00):
What you think going from te Neck? There's two reasons.
First of all, you gotta get a little bit of
the donkey, because you know what, if you host an event,
you can't be complaining about the end of the event
when you got to clean out that people don't help. No,
that's just my feelings. You know, it's all good. Don't
get me wrong, you pa, but you know you can't

(07:20):
you can't be complaining. I know.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
I think it was more so the kids, That's what
I think. You know, I think it was more so
the damn kids. Yn't get ahold of your kids while
you got your kids as kids.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
You know what I'm saying, ulet'stenen something. I'm seriously you
did a show, and I've been I've been trying to
not really try to call it, but I'm glad I
got through. You did his show maybe ten years ago
in t Neck. I'm not gonna say them at this
place called Regina's, and we owe you an apology because
it's like a diner on one side in the on

(07:52):
the other side, and we was mad loud on and
it was a lot of noise. Yeah, yeah, we're not
on purpose. So I want to apologize for all of
us that was on the other side who he was
at that time. Yeah, he's doing it on purpose.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
No, I was going to say either way, y'all was
over there having fun.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I wanted to come over there to that. I was like, damn,
they louder than me. Let's just go over there with So.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
I officially apologize for the crew from Tea that you
don't sell you. We you, and we're proud of you
and and congradulations all your success, but don't be complaining
about I.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Got you all right, Thank you. I love y'all back man,
appreciate it. Good morning.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Who's this, this is chres.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
How you doing come on the cras.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Yeah, me and my husband married thirty five years. Every
single cookout the same thing. I always cooked way more
than what I'm anticipating, because I'd rather have more than not.
And when it's over, her family takes all the left
opens and disappear. My family staring clean everything.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Damn your wife black? Huh your wife black?

Speaker 6 (09:06):
No, I'm black, she's white.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Oh damn oh her family. Oh so her family, the
white people take the food and leave. I bet you
they do.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
I never had a season like that.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, I would do the same thing ifout with those people.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Got food for half a week of my family.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
And look, thank you so much, Thank you so much,
black people.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
We're gonna take this food back back to the White
Committee and we'll let you We'll see you next year.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
Man.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
It's about fifty five, sixty five people at my fifty
five or sixty oh yeah, like sixty people at my house.

Speaker 8 (09:44):
Man.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
And look, Rome was ready coming.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
You know.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Rome got five kids.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
And Rome always swear whoever baby mother, whichever baby mother
here around when he bring the other kids, that's the
one that they got to get the kids because we
all love the kids.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, yeah, he definitely woout ain't coming. He ain't come.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Me had another event somewhere, but that would have put
the event at sixty five people roam and his kids
would have.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Came, and then his girlfriend got three kids. No, that
would have been set about seventy people. Jeez, you should
have just had.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
A cleaner like you should have scheduled the cleaning afterwards,
and you had some hands while you were there.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
You should have prepared people. It's the holiday. People ain't
got wetter. But you know what I prepared for.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Because I live so far from Baltimore. I live like
almost two hours from Baltimore. People will always be like,
oh yeah, you live too far.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I'm not coming. I tell people. I thought people was
gonna be like, no, I ain't coming, I ain't coming.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Not you.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Not one person slid on the weekend and you be
looking for cookoffs. Now, yes, people don't the cookouts don't
be as You're right, you know, yeap, because like you said,
they didn't even feel like fourth of July this ship.
But yeah, we're taking calls. Good morning, who's this Hey?

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Jest, this is Cali.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Hey girl, how you doing good?

Speaker 8 (10:54):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Good? It's five eighteen where you at it is early?
I love it. I love that you call them. Yes,
all right, so.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
I want to say that I love you and Laurence.
You guys are doing what doing great on there? Keep
up the great work.

Speaker 9 (11:12):
So much and you make me want to just get
into like broadcasting and drenalism.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Oh, thank you for that.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
You're doing really great.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Up the good work for you guys.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Okay, my first junk the other day, it's going to
be to whoever I called and post them to tell
Jess to hide their phone from the screens.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh oh damn, you saw something else and what you see?

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Yes, just hide your phone from the spring.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Girl.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
We've seen a picture of Chris.

Speaker 8 (11:36):
And everything.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
He fights. Thank you, so mr Okay.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Another gunky of today is yeah, I understand when you
so advanced back with your family, they don't never want
to help you clean up. I was thinking all the time,
gettle third plate, go to the car.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
And cut yep, yep, see thanks give It ain't that
bad for me.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Before July people get all drunk and after the fireworks
show they'd be like, all right, we out because they
got a long.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Time exactly, all drunk. I don't want to clean up
after the barbecue, don want to ask what they said.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Well, thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Okay, to keep up the great right, y'all, Thank you, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Hello, who's this?

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Yes, yes, this is audio colleague A super sub zero?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Okay, what's up? Super sub zero is very much given.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Good morning, Yes, thank you, Good morning to you too.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, my my take on the topic is like me
and my wife put on Thanksgiving every year, and at
least some times our family would leave and didn't clean up,
and so I mentioned it, say a couple of mondays
it can still go and.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
Help clean up and they and they take off a
lot of pressure.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
So you have to probably mention it to them and
clear over and help.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, the younger people in your families don't be seeing
the older people start to clean up and just hoppen
like that.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
No, it used to be when I was younger, when
we were younger. Yeah, but that that has worn off.
Now my son he will him and his friends help.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
But like the like, if I see my aunts start
to clean up and stuff like I just get up
and start to help them. That's just naturally what you
would do the least I could do, you know. That's
how about food?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
They're yeah, I'm not gonna bring food and clean up. Yess,
that's too much. That's probably what they're gonna say too.
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Who this Courtney from Hey, Courtney from Tulsa.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
How you feeling?

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Good morning?

Speaker 7 (13:47):
I understand y'all.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
M M.

Speaker 7 (13:49):
So it's only me and my sister. And she got
three kids and I got three kids, okay, and I've
cooked every single holiday, like every She always comes over
to a sweep until the food is done, eats, she
passes the gold tray, and then she leaps.

Speaker 8 (14:09):
You don't swing or nothing, damn, And it says and
it says, yeah, the older sist too.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
But she's been doing this for a couple of years now.
It sounds like right, she's.

Speaker 8 (14:20):
Been doing this all our lives.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
So you's point, She's like, you already know what's you
know when you're a friend that just bring the drinks
to the vibe, y'all know what I'm coming for you.

Speaker 8 (14:32):
No, No, my mom used to be here and help us,
you know, help me to help up and everything. But
then my mom passed and it was just me doing everything.
And then I'm like, well, damn, are you gonna be.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
A girl like it's just me?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
But do you? So?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Do you talk to see your sister about that?

Speaker 5 (14:49):
She already know I'm gonna talk to her, see, but.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
No communication goes a long way since if you like
verbally communicate that to it, and she might she might
actually stick around and help clean up, or you know,
she might come over and help you cook from now on,
you know, mention mention mom to her man, Remember Mommy
used to help me.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Mommy ain't here. No more niggas, just me and you.
So you got the help.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
But now I said, I'm gonna stop hosting like I didn't.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
No, obviously you're the one that could cook.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Your sister probably can't damn cook. So no, we need
you on the ones and twos on the grind.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I don't like the family the family gathering.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
People that be doing it y'all can't just not want
to do it with us, the vibes and the drinks
gonna do.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
We need to go somewhere and get a place.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Now.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
I'm not gonna ever stop complaining, but I ain't gonna
stop doing it either. I'm gonna always hope. Yeah, I
give the best event.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
So yeah, thank you girl. That was Dunk the other day,
where we give people the credit for being stupid.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
It's actually Charlemagne's segment, but I just felt like I
felt that, I mean, the spirit moved me to give
my family friends Dunk he other day to day.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Every day, your ass up, the breakfast club, you're finish with,
y'all done.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
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