November 30, 2023 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was donkey up to day time.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Damn he hogged. It's started for Donkey of the day.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I mean trying to be donkey today. No more.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
not making these people do these days called donkey of
the day, and it really caught me off guard.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Damned Charlamagne.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Who got the donkey out of the day today? Well, Jess,
hilarious donkey today for Thursday, November thirtieth goes to a
fifty four year old Iowa City man named Kenneth Kelly.
Kenneth was arrested for pleasuring himself in front of customers
at a convenience store. Yes, Kennef was arrested for playing
five on one okay, doing a manual override in front
(00:39):
of customers at a local convenience store. Now, some people
are doing what they do best, and that's victim blaming,
but not blaming the customers who had to witness Ken
of Kelly celebrate palm Sunday. They are blaming the convenience store. Yes,
some people are saying the convenience store was asking for it.
Some people are saying that the convenience store played a
role in what happened, and it'd be partly responsible for
(01:01):
keingoth Kelly boxing the one eyed champ in front of customers.
Why do they think the store is partly to blame. Well,
it's because of the name of the store. What do
you mean, Uncle Charlotte, because of the name of a store.
Let's go to TVC news for the report. Please And Iowa.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
City man was arrested on a warrant stemming from an
incident where he allegedly followed customers in a convenience store
and masturbated in front of them. Customers called nine to
one one to report that an unknown male had said
sexual things to them and began masturbating in their presence.
The victims were able to provide a description of the man,
(01:38):
identified as fifty four year old Kenneth Kelly of Wayne Avenue.
When officers confronted Kelly at his apartment, he denied it
was him. The victims of the incident, though, positively identified
him during a photo lineup. I'm sorry, but it's hard
to keep a straight face when talking about this one.
Police obtained the search warrant and see his clothing. The
match surveillance video on traffic cam is from the incident.
(02:01):
After being read as Miranda Rights, Kelly allegedly claimed he
wasn't exposing himself and was instead scratching his genitals. Kelly
was arrested and charged with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor punishable
by a jail term of up to a year if convicted.
For TBC news, I'm very white.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Well, that news report left out the best part. And
the best part is the name of the store. The
store is called the Come and Go Convenience Store, right,
the Come and Go convenience store, the Come and Go
Convenience Store, and come is spelled k U.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
M Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I am absolutely. I don't know how the news report
left that out. That's the best part. Google it. Tell
me if I'm lying, google.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It and charlamage play is not called the coming Go,
It's called come and go.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
What the hell do you tell what to me? Is
not called the coming go? It called coming go.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's called coming go. You said the company, it's called
coming and maybe that's what the JA was doing. Okay, Well, now,
if I say it, come as you are.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
If I say come here and I spell it kum
instead of com and somebody decided to shake hands with
the milkman and hit me with some clam sauce and
I had fault. Words matter, okay, but spelling of words
matter more so. Kenneth Kelly is wrong. But he might
have a slight point. He might have a slight k
simply because why did you spell come like that? All right, listen,
everybody on this planet is it the brightest. Some folks
(03:26):
on this planet are dumb and looking for direction. Some
people are always looking for signs. So if you cruising
and the old custom slinger starts to stand at attention, man,
you see a sign that says come and go and
come and spelled kum, you're probably gonna pop in and
see what's going on. My question is what in that
convenience store turned him on? Was it the customers, was
it a bunch of good looking men and women walking around,
(03:48):
or was it something on the shelf in the store.
I consulted with the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee,
and he said it was probably the holiday tasty cakes.
According to him, the holiday tasty cakes are fresh because
they have to be made made annually, specifically for this season,
So that could be it. And now that I think
about it, I think the president of the Fat Lives
Matter Committee, thinks I said, what would make him hungry? No,
(04:09):
I said, horny, horny, sir, Jesus, here's the thing. All
men visit the safety deposit box from time to time.
We all butter our muffins. But there's absolutely zero reason
to hold your sausage hostage in a public place, regardless
of what the convenience store is called. Now, what else
bothers me about this story is what if this store
was really a place where people could come and go?
(04:31):
How many caution what floor signs would the store need?
If come and go was actually what Kenneth Kelly thought
it was, I would never buy a sticky bun from there, Okay.
And if come and go was actually what Kenneth Kelly
thought it was, imagine violating the no shoes no service police.
Walk in with no shoes if you want to. The
(04:54):
moral of this story is come and go convenience store,
and every customer in there is a vig. Let's not
victim blame just because the name of the store is hilarious.
Please give kene of Kelly the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh no, you are the dog of the day. All
the day ye.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Maybe there is a way to combine all these things
for real though, Like maybe there is a need in
the marketplace for a convenience store or fast food establishment
where you can also pleasure you.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I'm just gonna give it a strong no.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
If it was come and go with the perfect name
for it, it is the closest one to us is
in Colorado, really sixteen hundred miles away.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
But Chrispy Kreme would be good to you. Oh god,
AND's frozen customers.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
You know what I was thinking. So this is in America,
but you know, like sometimes how they say like words
in America, like they're spelled weird and like yes, so
maybe that's why he spelled a ku and because you
know that's pronounced correctly.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
But you're from Colorado, so you should know.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You don't play game.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
No, there's the other names I want to play. But
there's other names that are good though, like BJ's right, yeah,
J's in and out, in and out and it out
could definitely work. Or you can make up your own
names like Chick fil lad of Pipe. Oh you don't
think so, chick. What about pizza? But you wouldn't go
to pizza butt, but not to pizza but shake the steak?
(06:30):
About Jackie in the box, you wouldn't go to that?
What about for men and women looking for five guys?
That wouldn't be a thing either.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
And it's still going to be expensive.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It's five guys, be a.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Little bit more expensive, absolutely, probably be a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I just started. I don't know why thought Wendy's we
got the beef?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
What was is that?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
We know who got to meet who? Who?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The right?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Howard would get an endorsement?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Gale so fast? Who does the meat? Which is that.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
The beef?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Who we got the meat? We got the meat?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
How does Dwight how would not have an endorsement deal
with Arby's.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Gotta get it up? You got to get I said, no, brother,
a layup.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I'd be dope. I'm holding the sandwich and up, come on, marketing,
we're helping. That's right, Come on, man, all right, well
that is your rumor report. He was really old doggy day.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I was gonna say, but what if he was really
confused and high and just seeing the sign and was like,
oh this is you know?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah, Well I kind of feel about that about the
bodegga cat that was just taking his little cat was
all over the apples. I'm not gonna let him die
where I put him on my TikTok.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
He'll take them.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I sure did.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I'll show it to you all right now when we
come back. We were talking about young Thug and the
rumors earlier, right, and you were talking about he's in
jail and he speaks to Mariah the scientists all the time.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yeah, and she said they're going to get married as
soon as they get out, when he gets out of jail.
And then you also said men who are in jail
make a lot of promises. And I say that because
my brother did sometime and thought a lot of women
thought that they were going to marry him until he
got out, until he got out, and things that are
complete one eighty.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Okay, Well, let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred
five eight five one oh five one. Ladies, have you
ever dealt with a man in jail that sold you dreams,
that said you were gonna get married and y'all were
gonna have a kids in family when he got out.
And then when he got out, well, he really got
out and he was outside and fellas, have you ever
did that to somebody? You were in jail and you
were like, this is my boode, this is my bay.
And then when you got out, he was like, nah,
be let's discuss eight hundred five eight five one oh
(08:34):
five one is jail bab in love on a breakfast
club
Speaker 1 (08:38):
The Breakfast Club
I was donkey up to day time.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Damn he hogged. It's started for Donkey of the day.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I mean trying to be donkey today. No more.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
not making these people do these days called donkey of
the day, and it really caught me off guard.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Damned Charlamagne.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Who got the donkey out of the day today? Well, Jess,
hilarious donkey today for Thursday, November thirtieth goes to a
fifty four year old Iowa City man named Kenneth Kelly.
Kenneth was arrested for pleasuring himself in front of customers
at a convenience store. Yes, Kennef was arrested for playing
five on one okay, doing a manual override in front
(00:39):
of customers at a local convenience store. Now, some people
are doing what they do best, and that's victim blaming,
but not blaming the customers who had to witness Ken
of Kelly celebrate palm Sunday. They are blaming the convenience store. Yes,
some people are saying the convenience store was asking for it.
Some people are saying that the convenience store played a
role in what happened, and it'd be partly responsible for
(01:01):
keingoth Kelly boxing the one eyed champ in front of customers.
Why do they think the store is partly to blame. Well,
it's because of the name of the store. What do
you mean, Uncle Charlotte, because of the name of a store.
Let's go to TVC news for the report. Please And Iowa.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
City man was arrested on a warrant stemming from an
incident where he allegedly followed customers in a convenience store
and masturbated in front of them. Customers called nine to
one one to report that an unknown male had said
sexual things to them and began masturbating in their presence.
The victims were able to provide a description of the man,
(01:38):
identified as fifty four year old Kenneth Kelly of Wayne Avenue.
When officers confronted Kelly at his apartment, he denied it
was him. The victims of the incident, though, positively identified
him during a photo lineup. I'm sorry, but it's hard
to keep a straight face when talking about this one.
Police obtained the search warrant and see his clothing. The
match surveillance video on traffic cam is from the incident.
(02:01):
After being read as Miranda Rights, Kelly allegedly claimed he
wasn't exposing himself and was instead scratching his genitals. Kelly
was arrested and charged with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor punishable
by a jail term of up to a year if convicted.
For TBC news, I'm very white.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Well, that news report left out the best part. And
the best part is the name of the store. The
store is called the Come and Go Convenience Store, right,
the Come and Go convenience store, the Come and Go
Convenience Store, and come is spelled k U.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
M Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I am absolutely. I don't know how the news report
left that out. That's the best part. Google it. Tell
me if I'm lying, google.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It and charlamage play is not called the coming Go,
It's called come and go.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
What the hell do you tell what to me? Is
not called the coming go? It called coming go.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's called coming go. You said the company, it's called
coming and maybe that's what the JA was doing. Okay, Well, now,
if I say it, come as you are.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
If I say come here and I spell it kum
instead of com and somebody decided to shake hands with
the milkman and hit me with some clam sauce and
I had fault. Words matter, okay, but spelling of words
matter more so. Kenneth Kelly is wrong. But he might
have a slight point. He might have a slight k
simply because why did you spell come like that? All right, listen,
everybody on this planet is it the brightest. Some folks
(03:26):
on this planet are dumb and looking for direction. Some
people are always looking for signs. So if you cruising
and the old custom slinger starts to stand at attention, man,
you see a sign that says come and go and
come and spelled kum, you're probably gonna pop in and
see what's going on. My question is what in that
convenience store turned him on? Was it the customers, was
it a bunch of good looking men and women walking around,
(03:48):
or was it something on the shelf in the store.
I consulted with the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee,
and he said it was probably the holiday tasty cakes.
According to him, the holiday tasty cakes are fresh because
they have to be made made annually, specifically for this season,
So that could be it. And now that I think
about it, I think the president of the Fat Lives
Matter Committee, thinks I said, what would make him hungry? No,
(04:09):
I said, horny, horny, sir, Jesus, here's the thing. All
men visit the safety deposit box from time to time.
We all butter our muffins. But there's absolutely zero reason
to hold your sausage hostage in a public place, regardless
of what the convenience store is called. Now, what else
bothers me about this story is what if this store
was really a place where people could come and go?
(04:31):
How many caution what floor signs would the store need?
If come and go was actually what Kenneth Kelly thought
it was, I would never buy a sticky bun from there, Okay.
And if come and go was actually what Kenneth Kelly
thought it was, imagine violating the no shoes no service police.
Walk in with no shoes if you want to. The
(04:54):
moral of this story is come and go convenience store,
and every customer in there is a vig. Let's not
victim blame just because the name of the store is hilarious.
Please give kene of Kelly the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh no, you are the dog of the day. All
the day ye.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Maybe there is a way to combine all these things
for real though, Like maybe there is a need in
the marketplace for a convenience store or fast food establishment
where you can also pleasure you.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I'm just gonna give it a strong no.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
If it was come and go with the perfect name
for it, it is the closest one to us is
in Colorado, really sixteen hundred miles away.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
But Chrispy Kreme would be good to you. Oh god,
AND's frozen customers.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
You know what I was thinking. So this is in America,
but you know, like sometimes how they say like words
in America, like they're spelled weird and like yes, so
maybe that's why he spelled a ku and because you
know that's pronounced correctly.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
But you're from Colorado, so you should know.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You don't play game.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
No, there's the other names I want to play. But
there's other names that are good though, like BJ's right, yeah,
J's in and out, in and out and it out
could definitely work. Or you can make up your own
names like Chick fil lad of Pipe. Oh you don't
think so, chick. What about pizza? But you wouldn't go
to pizza butt, but not to pizza but shake the steak?
(06:30):
About Jackie in the box, you wouldn't go to that?
What about for men and women looking for five guys?
That wouldn't be a thing either.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
And it's still going to be expensive.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It's five guys, be a.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Little bit more expensive, absolutely, probably be a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I just started. I don't know why thought Wendy's we
got the beef?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
What was is that?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
We know who got to meet who? Who?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The right?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Howard would get an endorsement?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Gale so fast? Who does the meat? Which is that.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
The beef?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Who we got the meat? We got the meat?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
How does Dwight how would not have an endorsement deal
with Arby's.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Gotta get it up? You got to get I said, no, brother,
a layup.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I'd be dope. I'm holding the sandwich and up, come on, marketing,
we're helping. That's right, Come on, man, all right, well
that is your rumor report. He was really old doggy day.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I was gonna say, but what if he was really
confused and high and just seeing the sign and was like,
oh this is you know?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah, Well I kind of feel about that about the
bodegga cat that was just taking his little cat was
all over the apples. I'm not gonna let him die
where I put him on my TikTok.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
He'll take them.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I sure did.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I'll show it to you all right now when we
come back. We were talking about young Thug and the
rumors earlier, right, and you were talking about he's in
jail and he speaks to Mariah the scientists all the time.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yeah, and she said they're going to get married as
soon as they get out, when he gets out of jail.
And then you also said men who are in jail
make a lot of promises. And I say that because
my brother did sometime and thought a lot of women
thought that they were going to marry him until he
got out, until he got out, and things that are
complete one eighty.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Okay, Well, let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred
five eight five one oh five one. Ladies, have you
ever dealt with a man in jail that sold you dreams,
that said you were gonna get married and y'all were
gonna have a kids in family when he got out.
And then when he got out, well, he really got
out and he was outside and fellas, have you ever
did that to somebody? You were in jail and you
were like, this is my boode, this is my bay.
And then when you got out, he was like, nah,
be let's discuss eight hundred five eight five one oh
(08:34):
five one is jail bab in love on a breakfast
club
Speaker 1 (08:38):
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