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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Man, it's time for Donkey of the day. You have
a bunch of donkeys out here to day called donkey
of the day. It really caught me off. Guards.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We live a life where we write our tongue based
off who we may have finished.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
You never would say anything you are a donkey. That
is why Charlemagne is he some donkey? Today's just saw
themself thereakfast club. Okay, Charlamagne would give a Donkey of
the day too. It's a day, yes, donkey to day.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
For Thursday, July ninth, goes to a Fort Wayne, Indiana
man named Christopher Peding.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, Christopher Peding.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Christopher is charged with one count of arson, which carries
a potential prison sentence of up.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
To twelve years. Now, I know what you're thinking. Who cares?
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
People set things on fire every day, Charlamagne, what's the
big deal? Well, I don't know if the deal is
bigger not, but it was big enough. It was big
enough to set a garage on fire. Okay, what do
you mean the deal was big enough to set a
garage on fire? Slat, just tell us what's going on already. Well,
let's go to twenty one Alive News for the report police.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
A thirty six year old Fort Wayne man is facing
a felony charge after he allegedly cut off his genitals
and used it while committing arsin Christopher Peedon is charged
with one count of arsin which carries a potential prison
sentence of up to twelve years in prison. Four Wayn
Fire Department was dispatched to a fire in May, just
as for Wayne Police Department officers were dispatched to reports
(01:25):
of a stabbing. According to court records obtained by twenty
one Investigates, Peden told police that he was stabbed somewhere
downtown and that someone had threatened him the day before.
While at the hospital, Pedeon told an officer he was
dishonest at the scene of the stabbing that he wanted
to be truthful. Four documents say he said that at
about two am, he went into the garage and used
a kitchen knife to cut off his genitals. Piden said
(01:47):
he then poured gasoline on the dismembered organ and set
it on fire, leaving the garage and walking away until
he found police. At the scene of the fire, a
fire investigator located a gasoline container and four lighters, as
well as a near by kitchen knife for records, do
not detail whether the genitals are located.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Wow, in December, the Breakfast Club will be going on
sixteen years.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I've been on this radio every day for almost sixteen
years telling y'all that avoiding crazy is the key to life.
But it's impossible because you truly don't know who's crazy.
You do realize, the only reason so many of us
are able to even function on this planet and walk
around comfortably is because a lot of people know how
to control they're crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
But then it's folks like Christopher Peden, okay, who don't.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
All right, this man decided to crack castraight himself, okay,
decided to mutilate his own meat flute just to barbecue it.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
See, we talk about glazing, right, and we usually talk
about glazing a little while ago. Whenever a man is
celebrating another man, men like to say, oh, he's glazing. Well,
I hope in this situation, Christopher.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Peden at least glazed himself wow.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay, I hope he glazed wow meat with a sweet,
sticky sauce before he decided to smoke his.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Own park saw it, all right?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
What is going on in the world when a man
decided to slow rose his one eyed yogurt slinger. The
thing that really bothers me about the story is this
no talk of drugs, no talker alcohol. I didn't even
see any discussion of mental health issues. Christopher, you decided
to pan see your rumper foreskin soa. You decided to
stir fry your Indiana bone just because you gave yourself
(03:29):
a permanent vasectomy. And you want us to believe that
everything's just fine in that brain of yours. Nah no, no, no,
let me tell you how my brain works. Okay, I'm
trying to figure out. What did this man do with
his penis that he thought to himself, I don't deserve
it anymore?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Did he put it somewhere he regrets putting it. Has
he not used it in so long that he doesn't
think he needs it anymore? Did he have some type
of SDD and he didn't have healthcare, couldn't afford the
medication to treat it, so he decided just to give
up his jointstick. Listen, we all been playing mad in
the NBA two K and was kicking our ass so
bad that we threw the controller. This is what this
man essentially did with his pocket rocket. Okay, he just
(04:07):
throw it away, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I try to make Donkey of the Day a teachable moment. Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I think that, you know, therapy could help a lot
of people. But then I read stories like this, and
I'm like, Christopher don't need no therapist, he needs an exorcism.
Please give Christopher Peden the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh no, you are the dog.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Of the day, the dog.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
All the day.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Ye. I know when Christmas comes and he hears a
chestnuts roasting on an open fire, it's gonna hit different
for him this year.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
How the hell can you cut off your own meat
set it on fire like you grilling it? And just
how can you do that?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I guess a bratworst sausage?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Like what you lie about it? But then you found
the courage to be truthful about it? Like what was
he trying to do? And she said the genitals haven't
even been recovered.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I think they said they don't know where they've been found.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Oh, okay, because I thought she said this Jesus, that's
just that's too much.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And I'm just realizing his last name is Pete. From
now on, we gotta just call him Christopher Eden because
he didn't have anything to p out of.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh dad, was he trying to trying to?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I don't know. I don't know because I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
All right, thank you for that.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Donkey Today up next, just fixed my mess eight hundred
five eighty five, one oh five one. Just as a
guy in the line, he says he's black, he has
white kids. Sounds like you, he's black kids, he has
white kids. He wants to know how to get a
black woman to date him. Oh so he's black, he
got white kids, and he wanted to get black women
(05:53):
to want.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
To day white.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Got the adopted said, okay, Michael Jackson, we'll talk to next.
Let's see. That's the Breakfast Live One.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
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