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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You gotta say something you may not agree with. Doesn't
(00:01):
mean I'm mean who's getting that donky? That donkey that
don't don't don't don't don't donky? Other day right here
the breakfast club, bitch you call the donkey of the day,
But I mean no harm donk here today for Wednesday,
November TWENTYEF goes to a Baltimore man by the name
of Kevin Gross. Kevin is forty six years old, just
like I am. But I clearly make better choices than Kevin.
(00:23):
You know how sometimes people say, oh, you think you
better than me? The answer is, yes, yes, I do,
because I make better choices, not judging you for anything
you got going on. But you asked me a question,
Oh you think you better than me? Yes, hell yes,
because I understand the strongest principle of growth lies in
human choice, and I make better choices than you. And
if you are currently enjoying this thing called freedom, well
(00:46):
you make better choices than Kevin as well, because he's
in jail, currently facing charges for allegedly shooting a twenty
eight year old co worker on the side of I
ninety five this past Monday morning. I know some of
y'all right now are either at or on the way
to jobs where you think you can't stand your co worker.
You believe you hate this co worker with all your heart,
(01:07):
and you just might, okay, just be better than Kevin. Okay.
And the way you continue to be better than Kevin
is simply by making the choice not to shoot your
co worker. Let's go a WBALTV for the report. Polease.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Bond denied for forty six year old Kevin Gross. He's
facing charges for allegedly shooting a twenty eight year old
coworker on the side of I ninety five early Monday morning.
According to charging documents, the victim called nine to oneint one.
When state police arrived, they found him walking along the
shoulder of ninety five with seven gunshot wounds to the
(01:38):
arm and torso. Court documents show he told police he
was on his way into work and got a flat tire,
so he pulled over on the shoulder of ninety five,
just north of the Howard County line. When he got
out to inspect the tire, his coworker, Kevin Gross, pulled
up behind him and got out, wearing a mask covering
his mouth. Quote Gross told him he must have hit
(01:59):
a pothole or something, but upon inspecting the tire, the
victim could see the tire had been slashed. Gross then
produced a firearm and began firing numerous shots. Charging documents
reveal the two were assistant managers that planted AID in Elkridge.
Gross had recently been demoted, and the victim told police
Gross thought he had something to do with that demotion.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Kevin, you got the right last name, because this was Gross.
What a diabolical plan. The victim was on his way
to work and got a flat tire. He thought he
hit a pothole, but his tires had been slashed. Oh,
I wonder who slashed him? And then when he got
out to inspect the tire, Kevin pulled up behind him
with a mask and shot him several times, all because
he thought his coworker got him demoted. Both of them
were assistant managers at Planet AID. Now y'all know what
(02:43):
planet it is, right now. They had organizations that collect
the clothing donations. They got the yellow bins all over
the place he put the clothes and shoes in. Yeah. Yeah,
they accept clothing donations in seventeen hundred locations. Okay, in
the Elkridge warehouse. You know where Elkridge is, right, yep.
They collect fifteen point five million pounds of used clothes
and shoes annually. Well, clearly Kevin wasn't there for the car.
(03:05):
So I needed to know what are the perks of
being an assistant manager at planid a EATE? So I
asked chat GPT how much does an assistant manager at
plane DAID make? I don't know if this is one
hundred percent correct, but it says the average salary for
a manager at Planning Aid might earn between fifty thousand
and sixty thousand annually. Now I need y'all to always
keep in mind that my education is limited to a
high school degree from night school. Okay, dropping the clues
(03:27):
bump for Berkeley High School right than most sippling in
South Carolina. But if it's one thing I understand is
prison math. And by prison math, I mean when you
have to calculate in your mind whether or not the
choice you make is gonna be worth you going to prison. Okay,
now let's do the prison math. All right. I'm making
fifty sixty grand a year in Baltimore as a forty
six year old man. I don't know about y'all. But
if I can afford to put some food on my
(03:49):
table and have a roof over my head, I'm gonna
be happy. Okay. Success is subjective, and if you're a
freeman forty six years old, you can come and go
as you please. You got a job, you maintaining that
it's a good life. If you don't think it's a
good life, go to a prison right now and talk
to these brothers doing fifteen, doing twenty, doing twenty five,
some of them doing forever, and ask them what they
(04:09):
trade lives with the freeman making fifty to sixty grand
as an assistant manager at Planet Aid. Hell, even if
he got demoted, Okay, even if he got demoted, the
warehouse lead role at Planet Aid earns about twenty seven
thirty nine per hour. According to chat GPT, that's almost
fifty seven grand a year if you work in forty
hours a week. All I'm saying is, no matter how
(04:30):
much I calculate this prison math. Okay, I've done addition, subtraction, multiplication, division.
I tried to figure this out multiple ways, and guess what,
it just don't compute. Okay, it just doesn't add up.
The victim is in critical condition. He got seven times.
He got shot seven times. Kevin Gross is charged with
attempted first degree murder in Maryland. That's life in prison,
(04:52):
first and second degree of sold. Kevin Gross is also
charged with first degree of sold. It's twenty five years
in Maryland, second degree is sold, it's ten years in Marilyn,
and he got other related charges. Moral of the story
is Kevin is spending the rest of his natural born
life in prison. Therefore, the prison math ain't adding up.
It's just not worth it. You have to calculate it
(05:13):
in your head. You got demoted. You don't even know
if this person you shot had anything to do with it,
but even if they did, as soon as you started
formulating this plan in your head, just think about it.
I'm gonna cut his tires, I'm gonna shoot him a
bunch of times. At some point your brain has to
say no, no, no, no, no. This prison math ain't mathing.
This is not a situation that's worth having to eat
(05:34):
jail food for the rest of your life or having
an inmate treat your bunkie like a ball of cereal.
So please let remy ma give Kevin Gross the biggest
he hall.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hee ha he ha, you stupid motherfuck?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Are you dumb? You got demoted? Take the l How
do you get demoted from like a salvation army? Please?
That's a goodwill please? And what could you do wrong? Yeah?
I don't know. But he didn't even ask no questions.
He just assumed it was this other this other person
and shot him seven times. Now he's gonna spend the
rest of his life in prison for that. Don't add
(06:11):
they don't need to play and you also, I mean
we can if you want to what you want to
play a game? He's from Baltimore, the white people in Baltimore. Ye,
in Baltimore. No, but something that patty like that, like
like you got a point, You got a point clothing store.
(06:32):
Then it's not even like in a like a regular
clothing store. Plant. Yeah, like nah, always do prison math though,
whenever you're about to make a choice that you think
gonna get you in some type of trouble, especially if
it's involving any type of crime, it's just just calculated
in your head. Is this worth the time you're gonna
get for such situation? All right, Well, thank you for that.
(06:55):
Donkey Today. Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury
attorney Michael to Bull lamb and don't be a donkey
when you need a fighter on your side. If you're
ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's
Michael the Bull dot com. And when you mess with
the Bull, you get the horns. Wake that ass up
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
The Breakfast Club
You gotta say something you may not agree with. Doesn't
(00:01):
mean I'm mean who's getting that donky? That donkey that
don't don't don't don't don't donky? Other day right here
the breakfast club, bitch you call the donkey of the day,
But I mean no harm donk here today for Wednesday,
November TWENTYEF goes to a Baltimore man by the name
of Kevin Gross. Kevin is forty six years old, just
like I am. But I clearly make better choices than Kevin.
(00:23):
You know how sometimes people say, oh, you think you
better than me? The answer is, yes, yes, I do,
because I make better choices, not judging you for anything
you got going on. But you asked me a question,
Oh you think you better than me? Yes, hell yes,
because I understand the strongest principle of growth lies in
human choice, and I make better choices than you. And
if you are currently enjoying this thing called freedom, well
(00:46):
you make better choices than Kevin as well, because he's
in jail, currently facing charges for allegedly shooting a twenty
eight year old co worker on the side of I
ninety five this past Monday morning. I know some of
y'all right now are either at or on the way
to jobs where you think you can't stand your co worker.
You believe you hate this co worker with all your heart,
(01:07):
and you just might, okay, just be better than Kevin. Okay.
And the way you continue to be better than Kevin
is simply by making the choice not to shoot your
co worker. Let's go a WBALTV for the report. Polease.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Bond denied for forty six year old Kevin Gross. He's
facing charges for allegedly shooting a twenty eight year old
coworker on the side of I ninety five early Monday morning.
According to charging documents, the victim called nine to oneint one.
When state police arrived, they found him walking along the
shoulder of ninety five with seven gunshot wounds to the
(01:38):
arm and torso. Court documents show he told police he
was on his way into work and got a flat tire,
so he pulled over on the shoulder of ninety five,
just north of the Howard County line. When he got
out to inspect the tire, his coworker, Kevin Gross, pulled
up behind him and got out, wearing a mask covering
his mouth. Quote Gross told him he must have hit
(01:59):
a pothole or something, but upon inspecting the tire, the
victim could see the tire had been slashed. Gross then
produced a firearm and began firing numerous shots. Charging documents
reveal the two were assistant managers that planted AID in Elkridge.
Gross had recently been demoted, and the victim told police
Gross thought he had something to do with that demotion.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Kevin, you got the right last name, because this was Gross.
What a diabolical plan. The victim was on his way
to work and got a flat tire. He thought he
hit a pothole, but his tires had been slashed. Oh,
I wonder who slashed him? And then when he got
out to inspect the tire, Kevin pulled up behind him
with a mask and shot him several times, all because
he thought his coworker got him demoted. Both of them
were assistant managers at Planet AID. Now y'all know what
(02:43):
planet it is, right now. They had organizations that collect
the clothing donations. They got the yellow bins all over
the place he put the clothes and shoes in. Yeah. Yeah,
they accept clothing donations in seventeen hundred locations. Okay, in
the Elkridge warehouse. You know where Elkridge is, right, yep.
They collect fifteen point five million pounds of used clothes
and shoes annually. Well, clearly Kevin wasn't there for the car.
(03:05):
So I needed to know what are the perks of
being an assistant manager at planid a EATE? So I
asked chat GPT how much does an assistant manager at
plane DAID make? I don't know if this is one
hundred percent correct, but it says the average salary for
a manager at Planning Aid might earn between fifty thousand
and sixty thousand annually. Now I need y'all to always
keep in mind that my education is limited to a
high school degree from night school. Okay, dropping the clues
(03:27):
bump for Berkeley High School right than most sippling in
South Carolina. But if it's one thing I understand is
prison math. And by prison math, I mean when you
have to calculate in your mind whether or not the
choice you make is gonna be worth you going to prison. Okay,
now let's do the prison math. All right. I'm making
fifty sixty grand a year in Baltimore as a forty
six year old man. I don't know about y'all. But
if I can afford to put some food on my
(03:49):
table and have a roof over my head, I'm gonna
be happy. Okay. Success is subjective, and if you're a
freeman forty six years old, you can come and go
as you please. You got a job, you maintaining that
it's a good life. If you don't think it's a
good life, go to a prison right now and talk
to these brothers doing fifteen, doing twenty, doing twenty five,
some of them doing forever, and ask them what they
(04:09):
trade lives with the freeman making fifty to sixty grand
as an assistant manager at Planet Aid. Hell, even if
he got demoted, Okay, even if he got demoted, the
warehouse lead role at Planet Aid earns about twenty seven
thirty nine per hour. According to chat GPT, that's almost
fifty seven grand a year if you work in forty
hours a week. All I'm saying is, no matter how
(04:30):
much I calculate this prison math. Okay, I've done addition, subtraction, multiplication, division.
I tried to figure this out multiple ways, and guess what,
it just don't compute. Okay, it just doesn't add up.
The victim is in critical condition. He got seven times.
He got shot seven times. Kevin Gross is charged with
attempted first degree murder in Maryland. That's life in prison,
(04:52):
first and second degree of sold. Kevin Gross is also
charged with first degree of sold. It's twenty five years
in Maryland, second degree is sold, it's ten years in Marilyn,
and he got other related charges. Moral of the story
is Kevin is spending the rest of his natural born
life in prison. Therefore, the prison math ain't adding up.
It's just not worth it. You have to calculate it
(05:13):
in your head. You got demoted. You don't even know
if this person you shot had anything to do with it,
but even if they did, as soon as you started
formulating this plan in your head, just think about it.
I'm gonna cut his tires, I'm gonna shoot him a
bunch of times. At some point your brain has to
say no, no, no, no, no. This prison math ain't mathing.
This is not a situation that's worth having to eat
(05:34):
jail food for the rest of your life or having
an inmate treat your bunkie like a ball of cereal.
So please let remy ma give Kevin Gross the biggest
he hall.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hee ha he ha, you stupid motherfuck?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Are you dumb? You got demoted? Take the l How
do you get demoted from like a salvation army? Please?
That's a goodwill please? And what could you do wrong? Yeah?
I don't know. But he didn't even ask no questions.
He just assumed it was this other this other person
and shot him seven times. Now he's gonna spend the
rest of his life in prison for that. Don't add
(06:11):
they don't need to play and you also, I mean
we can if you want to what you want to
play a game? He's from Baltimore, the white people in Baltimore. Ye,
in Baltimore. No, but something that patty like that, like
like you got a point, You got a point clothing store.
(06:32):
Then it's not even like in a like a regular
clothing store. Plant. Yeah, like nah, always do prison math though,
whenever you're about to make a choice that you think
gonna get you in some type of trouble, especially if
it's involving any type of crime, it's just just calculated
in your head. Is this worth the time you're gonna
get for such situation? All right, Well, thank you for that.
(06:55):
Donkey Today. Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury
attorney Michael to Bull lamb and don't be a donkey
when you need a fighter on your side. If you're
ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's
Michael the Bull dot com. And when you mess with
the Bull, you get the horns. Wake that ass up
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
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