November 18, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well sexy red donkey of Today for Monday, November eighteenth,
and it feels like every bit of a Monday. Go
to a teenager named Tristan Mayas and his unnamed sixteen
year old little friend. Now Tristan's name has been released
because he's eighteen. The sixteen year old is not because
he's underage. But let me tell you something. They both
getting donkey of to day because they both lied for
no damn reason. See, there were four people in this car,
(00:24):
eighteen year old Tristan driving, sixteen year old in the
passenger seat, and two girls in the backseat, ages fifteen
and sixteen.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm getting anxiety even reading.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
This story, because when you got a sixteen year old
at home like I do, just learning to drive, and
she got friends that are also sixteen, but I'm a
little older seventeen and eighteen, and they all driving but
haven't been driving.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Long the parental paranoia you feel.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Okay, I am not in the space where I feel
comfortable letting my daughter get in the car with none
of her little teenage friends. Okay, in this story ain't helping,
and I damn sure don't have the heart to let
her learn how to drive. Yet her mother is handling
that and driving instructor handling that.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Daddy nerves bad. Okay, I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I honestly don't know what our parents were thinking when
we were younger, letting us drive.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yet here we are.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
The reason Tristan and his sixteen year old friend are
getting donkey in the day is because three of the
teenagers were taken to a local hospital with non life
threatening injuries because Tristan crashed the suv he was driving.
He lost control of the Ford Bronco he was driving,
and the two young girls were thrown from the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Thank god, they are still alive.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Not one of these youngins had on seat belts, not
one of them.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Now, the reason they are getting the biggest he hall
is because Mayas first said the accident happened because he
swerved to avoid an animal in the road. Understandable and
believable because did stay committing suicide in our society. But
that's not what happens. Se deputies talked to the teens
and Meyers was speeding and driving erradically before the crash.
(01:54):
He was actually cited for inattentive driving. Now, why do
you think he was speeding, showing off right, we all
did it when we were younger. And why was he
driving erradically? What had his attention? Was he live on Instagram?
Was he live on tick tack? Was he attempting to
take a selfie? Was he texting and driving?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
What tiktoks tiktoks talk? Was he texting and driving? Huh No,
Actually he wasn't doing any of those things. Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
See what it happened was the sixteen year old he
had in the passenger seat with him. That sixteen year
old decided to use a lighter theatrics the set Trician's
armpit hair on fire. Right, that's right, this little sixteen
year old took a lighter the trician's armpit hair. It's
(02:45):
hard for me to condemn people for things that I've
thought about doing what, But it's easy for me to
condemn people for acting on it. See, there has been
plenty of times throughout my life where I've looked at
someone's armpit hair and thought to myself, hmmm, is that flammable?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay, especially when you can see the pieces of deodorant
in the armpit hair.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I understand the urge the wann to roast some marshmallows
around a warm.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Arm fire pit.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
But you can't let those intrusive, intrusive thoughts win, young man. Okay,
my whole life has been me fighting my intrusive thoughts. Okay,
you almost got yourself killed and got other people in
the car killed because you couldn't take what was happening
under your homies arms anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Makes me also wonder Tristian was your musty? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Was there an older coming from Tristians under arms that
smelled like the finest to cush, So this young sixteen
year old felt like it was only right to put
a light into it. Let's discuss, okay, because we don't
talk about under arms smelling like cush enough and how
I'm sure K nine units get confused. So I can
(03:52):
totally see why this young man would set Trician's arm
pit here on fire if indeed he was musty.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'm lying, No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Please give Tristian Mayas and his sixteen year old friend
the biggest he hull. This is one of the ones
where you have to punish your child because they have
to learn that this is unacceptable behavior. But it's also
one of those ones that you and your wife find hilarious.
You're just happy nobody is dead. I mean nobody died
(04:19):
after the fact. I mean it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Pay for that car to get fixed. May funny, I
will say this to any parent.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Is kind of funny. No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You see your man, the armpit head is just sitting.
All you can think to yourself is I want to
set that on fire. That light was like even like
this one, right, I could do this right with this
all the smoke light I got in my hand.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Look, that's all you need. A little bit of flame
if its especially if you got some deodor at all,
A little you said it work on your wig. Let
me get one little strand of that wing. Stupid, Let
me see a fire, fire on fire, alright, alright.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I want to tell parents out there, there is a
device that you could put on the car. It's not
that exp where you can tell exactly how fast your
kid is going, and you could. Actually I had it
on both my kids cars when I first when they
first started to d.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Call them while they're going fast and say don't go fast.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Well, most kids know it's on the car, and they
know that you get an alert if you do go fast,
so kids won't go fast.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Now, kids know that they're going to get in trouble
for something, so they don't do it. When has that
ever been a thing?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yes, if you know you're going to get your car
taken away from you, if you go over certain miles prior.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yes, you're knocking the door. And what do you mean,
what do you do?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What? You can't tell somebody didn't get no discipline in Delaware? Okay,
there's never no consequences in Delaware.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I have stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
And never let your kids ride with a kid that
had just got their license. Just doesn't happen in my household.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
And wait for us to be independent. My best friend's
dad actually shout out to old us. My brest friend's
dad actually used to give us the car way before
he was supposed to. I would drive us everywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
In a truck in a range Delaware. We were very independent,
leading kids.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
We were forward thinking.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
All right, Well thank you for that Donkin today, sir, Yes, indeed,
now when we come back, Elliott Connie will be joining us.
He has a new book out, Change Your Questions, Change
Your Future. We're gonna talk to him next. It don't
go anywhere.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning donkey.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Today is brought to you by the law office of
Michael Slamminsoft. Don't be a donkey. Dot pound two fifty
on your cell and say the bull. If you've been
hurt in a construction accident, that's pound two five Ozho
from your cell and say the bull.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club
Well sexy red donkey of Today for Monday, November eighteenth,
and it feels like every bit of a Monday. Go
to a teenager named Tristan Mayas and his unnamed sixteen
year old little friend. Now Tristan's name has been released
because he's eighteen. The sixteen year old is not because
he's underage. But let me tell you something. They both
getting donkey of to day because they both lied for
no damn reason. See, there were four people in this car,
(00:24):
eighteen year old Tristan driving, sixteen year old in the
passenger seat, and two girls in the backseat, ages fifteen
and sixteen.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm getting anxiety even reading.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
This story, because when you got a sixteen year old
at home like I do, just learning to drive, and
she got friends that are also sixteen, but I'm a
little older seventeen and eighteen, and they all driving but
haven't been driving.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Long the parental paranoia you feel.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Okay, I am not in the space where I feel
comfortable letting my daughter get in the car with none
of her little teenage friends. Okay, in this story ain't helping,
and I damn sure don't have the heart to let
her learn how to drive. Yet her mother is handling
that and driving instructor handling that.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Daddy nerves bad. Okay, I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I honestly don't know what our parents were thinking when
we were younger, letting us drive.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yet here we are.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
The reason Tristan and his sixteen year old friend are
getting donkey in the day is because three of the
teenagers were taken to a local hospital with non life
threatening injuries because Tristan crashed the suv he was driving.
He lost control of the Ford Bronco he was driving,
and the two young girls were thrown from the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Thank god, they are still alive.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Not one of these youngins had on seat belts, not
one of them.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Now, the reason they are getting the biggest he hall
is because Mayas first said the accident happened because he
swerved to avoid an animal in the road. Understandable and
believable because did stay committing suicide in our society. But
that's not what happens. Se deputies talked to the teens
and Meyers was speeding and driving erradically before the crash.
(01:54):
He was actually cited for inattentive driving. Now, why do
you think he was speeding, showing off right, we all
did it when we were younger. And why was he
driving erradically? What had his attention? Was he live on Instagram?
Was he live on tick tack? Was he attempting to
take a selfie? Was he texting and driving?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
What tiktoks tiktoks talk? Was he texting and driving? Huh No,
Actually he wasn't doing any of those things. Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
See what it happened was the sixteen year old he
had in the passenger seat with him. That sixteen year
old decided to use a lighter theatrics the set Trician's
armpit hair on fire. Right, that's right, this little sixteen
year old took a lighter the trician's armpit hair. It's
(02:45):
hard for me to condemn people for things that I've
thought about doing what, But it's easy for me to
condemn people for acting on it. See, there has been
plenty of times throughout my life where I've looked at
someone's armpit hair and thought to myself, hmmm, is that flammable?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay, especially when you can see the pieces of deodorant
in the armpit hair.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I understand the urge the wann to roast some marshmallows
around a warm.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Arm fire pit.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
But you can't let those intrusive, intrusive thoughts win, young man. Okay,
my whole life has been me fighting my intrusive thoughts. Okay,
you almost got yourself killed and got other people in
the car killed because you couldn't take what was happening
under your homies arms anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Makes me also wonder Tristian was your musty? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Was there an older coming from Tristians under arms that
smelled like the finest to cush, So this young sixteen
year old felt like it was only right to put
a light into it. Let's discuss, okay, because we don't
talk about under arms smelling like cush enough and how
I'm sure K nine units get confused. So I can
(03:52):
totally see why this young man would set Trician's arm
pit here on fire if indeed he was musty.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'm lying, No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Please give Tristian Mayas and his sixteen year old friend
the biggest he hull. This is one of the ones
where you have to punish your child because they have
to learn that this is unacceptable behavior. But it's also
one of those ones that you and your wife find hilarious.
You're just happy nobody is dead. I mean nobody died
(04:19):
after the fact. I mean it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Pay for that car to get fixed. May funny, I
will say this to any parent.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Is kind of funny. No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You see your man, the armpit head is just sitting.
All you can think to yourself is I want to
set that on fire. That light was like even like
this one, right, I could do this right with this
all the smoke light I got in my hand.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Look, that's all you need. A little bit of flame
if its especially if you got some deodor at all,
A little you said it work on your wig. Let
me get one little strand of that wing. Stupid, Let
me see a fire, fire on fire, alright, alright.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I want to tell parents out there, there is a
device that you could put on the car. It's not
that exp where you can tell exactly how fast your
kid is going, and you could. Actually I had it
on both my kids cars when I first when they
first started to d.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Call them while they're going fast and say don't go fast.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Well, most kids know it's on the car, and they
know that you get an alert if you do go fast,
so kids won't go fast.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Now, kids know that they're going to get in trouble
for something, so they don't do it. When has that
ever been a thing?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yes, if you know you're going to get your car
taken away from you, if you go over certain miles prior.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yes, you're knocking the door. And what do you mean,
what do you do?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What? You can't tell somebody didn't get no discipline in Delaware? Okay,
there's never no consequences in Delaware.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I have stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
And never let your kids ride with a kid that
had just got their license. Just doesn't happen in my household.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
And wait for us to be independent. My best friend's
dad actually shout out to old us. My brest friend's
dad actually used to give us the car way before
he was supposed to. I would drive us everywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
In a truck in a range Delaware. We were very independent,
leading kids.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
We were forward thinking.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
All right, Well thank you for that Donkin today, sir, Yes, indeed,
now when we come back, Elliott Connie will be joining us.
He has a new book out, Change Your Questions, Change
Your Future. We're gonna talk to him next. It don't
go anywhere.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning donkey.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Today is brought to you by the law office of
Michael Slamminsoft. Don't be a donkey. Dot pound two fifty
on your cell and say the bull. If you've been
hurt in a construction accident, that's pound two five Ozho
from your cell and say the bull.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
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