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October 10, 2024 9 mins

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Woman Who Assaulted A Man; Bites His Butt & Says ‘I Love The Taste Of Your Blood.’ Listen For more! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't be out here acting like a donkey. Hee, bitch,
It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I could take it if you feel out deserve It
ain't no big deal.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I know, charlamagnea god gonna have funny say mouth.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
You gotta say something you may not agree with. Doesn't
mean I'm mean.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Who's getting that dunk? That donkey that don't don't don't
donky of other day right here.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
The breakfast club bitching. You could call me the donkey
of the day, but like I mean, no harm.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yes, donkey today for Thursday, October tenth goes to a
thirty six year old woman named Laura Lawson. Laura is
from Pennsylvania, Adams County to be exact, and she is
facing multiple felony charges after their alleged string of violence
against the man.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Can I be honest here?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I don't like when people say can I be honest
because it feels like they were lying to you the
whole time.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
But I just need to be more honest than usual.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Society don't really care about women committing violence against grown
ass men.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
It's not a thing. Let's stop lying to ourselves.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Adult males in this country get laughed at when we
get beat on by women.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Beat up by women.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
You might get some sip with if a woman shoot you,
but you probably have to die.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
And even in death, someone will be asking, well, what
did he do? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Women committing violence against men is treated like a complete
and total stand up comedy in this country. Society has
created a complete and total social injustice okay for male
victims of domestic violence?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Male victims of domestic violence have reported barriers that prevent
them from contacting law enforcement, such as fear that law
enforcement would not believe that they had been a victim
of domestic violence, and men believe that their reports of
domestic violence would not be taken seriously. It's nasty out
here for us. And I'm gonna tell you something else.
Not only do people not take male victims of domestic
violence serious, nobody takes us serious when our buttocks are involved.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
When you are see you see what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You see?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Why does that a listen? It's not funny? Why it's
not funny?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
When you are a grown ass man and someone has
fondled your fanny in some type of way, nobody cares.
And Laura Lawson is out here tampering with tushes. Let
me playing. On October second, charging document state that officers
responded to reports of a woman on the hood of
a vehicle. That woman was Laura Lawson. She attempted to
run away, police found her and when they found her,
she was wearing a hospital identification bracilet and EKG pads

(02:13):
after jumping on the hood of the car of her victim.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Now, let's talk about this story.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Reports say Lawson began hitting and spinning on the window
before being shook off.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
The vehicle by the driver.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
He must have started swerving like he was in a
Fast and Furious movie.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Get off my hood. How did this happen?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Police documents say earlier that day, inside of residence, Lawson
requested that the victim key word victim come upstairs, and
reports say she didn't tackle this poor man, bit him
on the nose. And then police reports say Laura Lawson
allegedly took down this man sweatpants and.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Bit him on the ass.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Oh, and after she bit him on the ass, she said,
I love the taste of your filling the blank. What
do you think, she said, envy? What do you think
she said? She loved the taste of ish Allen. What
do you think she said to taste OFFF? What do
you think she said she loved to taste offf crack
his blood? Oh his blood.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Now, let me tell you something.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I was a huge fan of the Suki Stackhouse books
by Charlene Harris, dropping the Clues boonds for Shangan Harris,
and I was a huge fan of the TV show
True Blood based off those books. I do not recall, ever, ever, ever,
ever a vampire sucking blood through some man's booky vampires
will bite your neck. I think I recalled him biting wrists,
but I've never seen a vampire seek to get blood
through atal memes. Now, the victim told police that he

(03:31):
then tried to trust tried to escape to the bedroom
were lawson eventually found him and demanded that he bow
to her.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Can you imagine if the rolls were reversed and I was.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Speaking on a man doing this to a woman, everybody
would be calling this man a monster, rightfully soul.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
But Lauren l.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Rosa laughed, Okay, see see when it's a woman, people chuckle.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Okay, they when they hear about her chewing.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
On his cheeks, it's funny trying to get the blood
from where he releases the brown. This, Laura Lawson tried
to get this man in the bow and he refused
to comply. So Laura then, according to court documents, mounted
him and hit him in the face multiple times, causing
a busted lip and other injuries to his face. Investigator
state that out of fear of more violence, he complied

(04:18):
to Laura Lawson and got on his hands and knees,
and then Laura.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Forced him to commit simulated sexual acts involving a water bottle.
Oh you know, she was acting like that bottle of
water was a penis, and she probably made him suck it,
probably slapped it around his.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Mouth, stopped that.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Do that again.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Why is this funny? It's not funny. I don't know
why she laughing.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Laura started with butt play. You don't think she ended
with it.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
She took that water bottle, went back there and said
H two, and then he streamed out. Oh, the victim
of mail a grown ass man said that he was
able to escape the room and attempted to leave the residence.
She saw him trying to escape, so she grabbed his
car keys, her three year old child and drove off, Laura,

(05:14):
you're doing all this with a child in the house,
you evil ass batman villain. The lease state that Lawson
later returned to the residents in the vehicle with the child,
demanding that the victim getting the car with all his belongings.
Once the victim put his laptop in personal belongings in
the car, charging documents say that lost and displayed her
middle finger, flipped them off, and drove away from this
scene and hit a parked car in the process, disabled

(05:36):
in the vehicle. When Lawson returned to the scene, she
saw the victim being driven by another individual, and that's
when she jumped on the hood of the car. Listen, man,
Clearly Laura is dealing with mental health issues or she's
just making moves based off of straight emotion. Either way,
she has to deal with the consequences of her actions.
So being as she's facing multiple charges and none of
them of sex crimes, bothers me Okay, she's facing multiple

(05:57):
charges including felony, robbery, aggravate assault, theft, and in decent assault.
Is in decent assault a sex crime? Because it should be?
Bookies were bitten? Do you hear me out there?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
In America? Bookies were bitten.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Water bottles were used to simulate sex acts. If the
bottles were so rock would people take this more seriously? Huh?
If the man's bottom was breached by the bite of
another man, would people take this?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
One woman freak off seriously? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
I don't want to talk about It's enough.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
You're right, Boosie, I've had enough to please. Let remme
ma give Laura Lawson the biggest he huh.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Hee ha ha, you stupid motherfuck?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Are you dumb?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Nobody taking Nobody takes violence against men from women seriously,
and nobody takes this seriously when our cheeks are involved.
This woman says she wanted she liked to taste of
his blood after biting his butt, so then she uses
the water bottle to simulate sex ax. She was trying
to get some blood from back there. That's what she

(06:58):
was trying to do.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
And decent as saw sexual assaut that does not involve rape.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
All bookies water bottle l rate.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Yes, Oh, I didn't write the definition. I just read it.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Do you think it was funny? That's not funny.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
You ain't think when you did the slap face thing
that it's funny.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Was traumatizing.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Don't knowbody cared.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
I really think that if people slow mo that you
would find it.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
It was like a fart for some reason.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Anything they got to do with the butt you fart
giggle you see, you see what I'm saying. This is crazy,
This is crazy. That poll nowhere when when the men
two movements start?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
How big was she did that she could mount them
home down?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
It doesn't matter, that's what that's what they do to women.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
What do you What was she wearing? What does it matter?
What does it matter?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
What doesn't matter? How big she was, how big he was,
what doesn't matter. Nobody takes it serious.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Why you pick up that water bottle as.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
You ain't gotta put that water bottle to your mouth
like that? After that poor bro?

Speaker 5 (07:56):
You should have thought that went through. Bro put that water.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
Bottle down, slowly slapped his face all with it like okay,
all right, I don't like this room.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
We believed you. You ain't have to it out too.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
I ain't laughed as much as you, so.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I don't like you want to act out the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Okay, just all right about the gat out. Thank you
for that donkey today and sue to that poor brother
out there. Man were with you brother? All hashtag some
healing energy, all bunkies matter man hashtag.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
All right, okay when we come back.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
I mean, what are you right?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I am fine?

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Yeah, I picked up. Don't pick up that about it for.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Another okay, Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
All right, gods, come on, grow up.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
This is not funny.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
And it got that tip.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
And that water bottle got the tip on it.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
We have a guest coming in next Okay, everybody, everybody
straighten up. The past is coming in the room.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yes, Pastor Stephanie okafor yes, she'll be joining us.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
You have a great new book out called The Power
of Dreams.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Make it holy water.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
All right, it's the breakfast.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Your dreams of God to hearing and understanding how God
speaks while you sleep. Okay, somebody in this room Jesus,
all right, we'll do it to it. Donkey of Today
is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Michael the Bull.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
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And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
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