June 8, 2026 • 6 mins
Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a woman accused of posing as a 12-year-old autistic child to con a family into adopting her. Listen for more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Donkey up to day by damn that he hogged. It's
time for donkey da I mean trying to be donkey today.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
No more.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
not making new people.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Do these days called donkey of the day, and it
really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Out of the day today? Wow, Jeff Larry, it's donkey
today for Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
June eighth goes to a thirty seven year old Brazilian
woman named Amanda Maria Susa day Alaveria.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I know I pronounced that wrong. I know I pronounced
that wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
But Amanda is thirty seven and allegedly posed as an autistic.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Little girl named Gabriel.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
She did this because she's a con artist ladies in
Ghettoman and she attempted to con a sweet, loving family
in Brazil into adopting her.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I can't make this kind of stuff up. Let's go
to SBT News for the report. Police.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Look, I want to bring you new information now on
the case of that woman who was arrested for posting
as a child to deceive a family for over a year.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
This isn't an isolated story.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
On the contrary, Amanda the real name of the thirty
seven minus.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She has a long history and.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Other victims in several states across the country. SBT Journalism
spoke with one of the women who fell for the
scam a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
At the time, we rented a studio apartment. Nada helped
pay for it along with the pasture.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Who received donations from other people, and she began to
live with us.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
She won me over.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I made bottles for her, I gave her a pacifier,
I put her to see I sang little songs to her.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You know, man, I hate humans.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay, you are not going to convince me that we
are the most intelligent life on this planet, are on
any planet.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Humans are universally recognized as the smartest species on Earth.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
We are defined by our unmatched capacity for abstract reasoning
complex language. I put complex language in air quotes because
some of y'all talk like primates.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Self awareness okay, and tumultive culture. All right.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
That it's our ability to take discoveries and inventions and
behaviors of previous generations and.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Build on them.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Okay, that's why humans are allegedly the most intelligent life
on this planet.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Personally, I feel like that's.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Why we not okay, because God blessed us with all
those abilities and we use them to do stuff like
this woman, a man that did okay posing as an
autistic little girl named Gabriel, thirty seven years old, posing
as an autistic twelve year old girl named Gabriel, drinking
from a baby bottle, using a pacifier, sleeping with a
comfort cloth, and even.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Faking night terrorists.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I have no idea what acting autistic is, but it
sounds to me like she was identifying as a toddler. Okay,
she sounds transrugrat to me. And I would also like
to say this family deserves some of this he had too.
If a thirty seven year old woman comes around me
acting like a baby, I don't care if it's a
little baby, the baby or.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Brian baby Williams, I'm calling the police. Okay, what the
hell do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You were deceived by a woman who claimed to be
twelve years Oh okay, that's what one of the con
family members said.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
First thing I did when I heard that the family
got conned was went to see what a man to
look like? Can we pull a Manda's picture back up?
Can we pull Amana? Can we do that on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Can I show it from my phone? Umber, look, look
at it? We go, look at Amanda. Looksbriel, you see
what you see? What I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Okay, Brazil? I seen the Snoop Dogg beautiful video back
in the day. Okay, so when I think Brazil, I
think a certain thing.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I was like, maybe the family members are playing dumb
because she got the yams.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But no, we've seen her buckshot. All right.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This woman looks like a brown twitter egg. All right,
she actually looks like a pastry. And they say you
are what you eat, and I can tell that she
has eaten a lot of those savory Brazilian street snacks.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
All right. This woman looks easy to draw. Look at
look at this woman. Man, this woman looks.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Easy to draw, as long as you can draw a
circular shape. Okay, if you can draw a circular shape,
you can draw Amanda.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
All Right. What's that Brazilian food that's like a bee fatty?
You know I'm talking about a pistelle? Yes, no, I'm
last man, and stop.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Looking at me like I swear I'm not saying that's
what a man that looks okay, a human pistel or pastel,
whatever you call it. She looks deep fried and doue,
filled with savory ingredients like ground beef for cheese. All right, listen, man,
those who deceived will always find those who allow themselves
to be deceived.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I fully believe in the stupidity of humans.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Okay, I'm sold on that, but I refuse to believe
this family believed this thirty seven year old Brazilian woman
was a twelve year old artistic child. Sounds to me
like everyone involved here needed to be investigated. But it
gets worse because this woman didn't just conn the family.
The scheme allegedly kicked off in a church and she
introduced herself to the pastor as a runaway child named
(04:49):
Gabriella or Gabrielle who had fled an abusive home. All right, listen, man,
those who are willing for those who willingly accept being
conned are as corrupt as those who conned them. All right,
you want me to believe everybody fail for this. This
woman is thirty seven years old and pretended to be
an autistic runaway child that was twelve years old, and
(05:09):
all of y'all fell for it.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Look at this.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Woman, man, Look old man, look at this woman. Man,
you're not looking at this woman. You didn't look at
this woman.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Look put it back up, Netflix, Gabe. I don't even
know how you act autistic.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Okay, she might pass for having an extra copy of
chromosomes twenty one, but.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
A twelve year old autistic child. Yeah no, Why am
I explaining this?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Please give Amanda Olavaria this Sweet Times and the Hamiltons.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh no, you are the doggy, Oh the man boy,
ohday ye.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael to Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey
when you need a fighter on your side. If you're
ever injured, go to Michael to bull dot com. That's
Michael to bull dot com. And when you mess with
the bull, you get the horns
Donkey up to day by damn that he hogged. It's
time for donkey da I mean trying to be donkey today.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
No more.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
not making new people.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Do these days called donkey of the day, and it
really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Out of the day today? Wow, Jeff Larry, it's donkey
today for Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
June eighth goes to a thirty seven year old Brazilian
woman named Amanda Maria Susa day Alaveria.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I know I pronounced that wrong. I know I pronounced
that wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
But Amanda is thirty seven and allegedly posed as an autistic.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Little girl named Gabriel.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
She did this because she's a con artist ladies in
Ghettoman and she attempted to con a sweet, loving family
in Brazil into adopting her.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I can't make this kind of stuff up. Let's go
to SBT News for the report. Police.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Look, I want to bring you new information now on
the case of that woman who was arrested for posting
as a child to deceive a family for over a year.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
This isn't an isolated story.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
On the contrary, Amanda the real name of the thirty
seven minus.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She has a long history and.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Other victims in several states across the country. SBT Journalism
spoke with one of the women who fell for the
scam a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
At the time, we rented a studio apartment. Nada helped
pay for it along with the pasture.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Who received donations from other people, and she began to
live with us.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
She won me over.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I made bottles for her, I gave her a pacifier,
I put her to see I sang little songs to her.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You know, man, I hate humans.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay, you are not going to convince me that we
are the most intelligent life on this planet, are on
any planet.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Humans are universally recognized as the smartest species on Earth.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
We are defined by our unmatched capacity for abstract reasoning
complex language. I put complex language in air quotes because
some of y'all talk like primates.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Self awareness okay, and tumultive culture. All right.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
That it's our ability to take discoveries and inventions and
behaviors of previous generations and.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Build on them.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Okay, that's why humans are allegedly the most intelligent life
on this planet.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Personally, I feel like that's.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Why we not okay, because God blessed us with all
those abilities and we use them to do stuff like
this woman, a man that did okay posing as an
autistic little girl named Gabriel, thirty seven years old, posing
as an autistic twelve year old girl named Gabriel, drinking
from a baby bottle, using a pacifier, sleeping with a
comfort cloth, and even.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Faking night terrorists.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I have no idea what acting autistic is, but it
sounds to me like she was identifying as a toddler. Okay,
she sounds transrugrat to me. And I would also like
to say this family deserves some of this he had too.
If a thirty seven year old woman comes around me
acting like a baby, I don't care if it's a
little baby, the baby or.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Brian baby Williams, I'm calling the police. Okay, what the
hell do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You were deceived by a woman who claimed to be
twelve years Oh okay, that's what one of the con
family members said.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
First thing I did when I heard that the family
got conned was went to see what a man to
look like? Can we pull a Manda's picture back up?
Can we pull Amana? Can we do that on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Can I show it from my phone? Umber, look, look
at it? We go, look at Amanda. Looksbriel, you see
what you see? What I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Okay, Brazil? I seen the Snoop Dogg beautiful video back
in the day. Okay, so when I think Brazil, I
think a certain thing.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I was like, maybe the family members are playing dumb
because she got the yams.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But no, we've seen her buckshot. All right.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This woman looks like a brown twitter egg. All right,
she actually looks like a pastry. And they say you
are what you eat, and I can tell that she
has eaten a lot of those savory Brazilian street snacks.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
All right. This woman looks easy to draw. Look at
look at this woman. Man, this woman looks.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Easy to draw, as long as you can draw a
circular shape. Okay, if you can draw a circular shape,
you can draw Amanda.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
All Right. What's that Brazilian food that's like a bee fatty?
You know I'm talking about a pistelle? Yes, no, I'm
last man, and stop.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Looking at me like I swear I'm not saying that's
what a man that looks okay, a human pistel or pastel,
whatever you call it. She looks deep fried and doue,
filled with savory ingredients like ground beef for cheese. All right, listen, man,
those who deceived will always find those who allow themselves
to be deceived.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I fully believe in the stupidity of humans.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Okay, I'm sold on that, but I refuse to believe
this family believed this thirty seven year old Brazilian woman
was a twelve year old artistic child. Sounds to me
like everyone involved here needed to be investigated. But it
gets worse because this woman didn't just conn the family.
The scheme allegedly kicked off in a church and she
introduced herself to the pastor as a runaway child named
(04:49):
Gabriella or Gabrielle who had fled an abusive home. All right, listen, man,
those who are willing for those who willingly accept being
conned are as corrupt as those who conned them. All right,
you want me to believe everybody fail for this. This
woman is thirty seven years old and pretended to be
an autistic runaway child that was twelve years old, and
(05:09):
all of y'all fell for it.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Look at this.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Woman, man, Look old man, look at this woman. Man,
you're not looking at this woman. You didn't look at
this woman.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Look put it back up, Netflix, Gabe. I don't even
know how you act autistic.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Okay, she might pass for having an extra copy of
chromosomes twenty one, but.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
A twelve year old autistic child. Yeah no, Why am
I explaining this?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Please give Amanda Olavaria this Sweet Times and the Hamiltons.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh no, you are the doggy, Oh the man boy,
ohday ye.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael to Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey
when you need a fighter on your side. If you're
ever injured, go to Michael to bull dot com. That's
Michael to bull dot com. And when you mess with
the bull, you get the horns
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