INTERVIEW: Ms. Pat Talks New Book ‘Ms. American Dream’, Motherhood, Marriage, Escaping Poverty + More

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We all finished or y'all done?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Morning everybody it's dj envy just hilarious charlamagne the guy
we are the breakfast club laura rose is here as
well we got a special guest in the building yes
indeed we have miss american dream miss pat.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Welcome new book out right now how you feeling.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm feeling great how y'all doing you look good thank
you when.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
You walked in i said look who's this skinny woman.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Uh i'm on a shot I know that GLP-1.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
I know that GLP-1 got there.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
I skipped it this week because I'm in New York.
Fuck it, I'm going to eat.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
How much weight did you lose, Pat?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
You look amazing.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Thank you. I still got some flaps here and there.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Nah, you lost a lot.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I still have to drive for certain places, but I'm okay.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
You want to guess? Y'all want to guess how much you.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Think she lost?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
27.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
27. Who has that on your shirt? You wear hair?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Malcolm X.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
There ain't no Malcolm. That's your hair.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Did you curb your food intake with what you eat?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, I just eat anything when the shot ain't working.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
How do you know it's not working?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Because I don't take it. Oh. Yeah, when I don't
take it, it ain't working.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Well, it's definitely working, Miss Patty.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I mean, you look good before, but I'm just saying,
you can tell.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, you look really good.

Speaker 6 (01:22):
Way.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, you never had to give me two seats in here,
but thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well, you got a new book, Miss American Dream. Yes.
Does Miss Pat actually believe in the American Dream?

Speaker 5 (01:33):
No, there's no such thing. Everybody got their version of
the American Dream. And you know how we talk, coming up,
American Dream is the houses, the materialistic thing.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
But what is your American Dream? I eventually, even when I.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Was stealing and forging chicks and selling dope, I've had
the items and the shit you can buy. But what
is the American Dream?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Is it materialistic or is it happiness? I learned it's happiness.
You can buy all the purses, all the cars, all
the houses you want, but do that make you happy?

Speaker 5 (02:02):
And I really saw when I became like this fame thing.
I'm like, y'all got all this money and y'all bitches
still miserable. You got the bodies, you got the houses,
you got the fake man, you got everything and you
still not happy.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I'm happy.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I got an overweight husband at the house who retired.
I walk in the door and I see my kids
cheating on Uno.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm happy.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Why you don't got him on the shot?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Why you don't got him on the shot?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Mind your fucking business.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
He's a fake man. What's a fake man?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
You know how people.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
When people look at celebrities, they look at, oh, my God,
this is a perfect relationship.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
No relationship is perfect. I've been married for 33 years,
and we.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Still have issues. And we always going to have issues.
We sleep in a separate bedroom. And when I started
saying that, a lot of people are like, oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Y'all are not really married. Yes, we are. I don't
want to sleep with my husband. When we get together,
we plan it, and then I go back to my room.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
How far is his room from yours?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
We just text each other, you want to get together Thursday?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
They don't pass.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Each other an hour? Yeah, but if we want to
have sex, we like, hey, let's try Thursday and we
don't fall asleep on each other. Because I'm an old bitch,
I don't fall asleep. And if I need to know
what you want to do, because if you want to
do something, I need to shave it. I don't just
shave my shit, it's cold out here. Yeah, you got
to shave it. And, you know, I don't do like
y'all do.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Y'all probably going to let them Asian people wax you
and bottle up in there. I put a razor down there,
my damn self, and close my eyes and just go
to work.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
You a different model, though. You a model from a
different generation.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, I don't want no Asian people playing. They do
your nails. They not for my cat. Does he come
to your room or you go to his room? I
go to his room because he say my mattress is
too soft.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
And so now I have custody of three more kids,
and some of our kids sleep in the bed with me.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
So I go to his room.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Why you got custody of three more kids?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Because my family smoke crack. Okay.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
So they a family member.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
So I have seven kids now.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Jesus.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Congratulations. How many kids you took in?

Speaker 5 (03:48):
The same people, the same niggas who keep smoking crack.
I have my nieces three... I already had four kids,
and I just recently gained custody of three more kids.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
How is that?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Eight. From what?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
From the start to the end.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
The youngest is nine. The oldest one is 18. So
I have two that's graduating this year. And I just
recently got the three. They eight, 12, and they nine, 12,
and 13.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
How are you able to keep up with seven children?
And you got three, no, two TV shows.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
You dropped the book.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I got three now. Three.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Three TV shows.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
You wrote a book.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
You still touring. How are you able to keep up
with seven kids? Well, I had a nanny, but then
I had to let her go. And I just... She
had a paper. This guy's crazy.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
She had a paper. It didn't work out, so I
do it from the phone. I just say, hey, y'all
do this and y'all do that. My husband is retired, too.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
That helps out a lot.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
So your husband got to do everything.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well, he don't have to do everything.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'm home.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm usually home on Thursdays.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
I mean, Monday through Thursday. I only go out Fridays
and Saturdays. So I have help, my girlfriend and my daughter-in-law.
I have a daughter that lives in the house right
next door to me, so.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
She help out, too. So you have a village? Yeah,
I have a village to help out, but it's not easy.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
You know, I just caught my 18-year-old, and he going
to be mad I said he smoking weed.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I knew he was doing some shit because his eyes
kept getting smaller every day. I said, this nigga, he's
going to be hot. And come to find out, he vaping.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
How'd you catch him?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
How'd you catch him?

Speaker 5 (05:17):
His eyes were small, and he just kept eating. I'm like,
why is this boy eating like this? So I said,
I got something for your ass. I took him out
of school today, and he going straight to homeschool now.
I can't hardly read, so he going to catch hell
sitting at that island with me every day.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You took him out of homeschool because he was smoking weed? No,
you took him out of high school, put him in homeschool.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Why though?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Because he was smoking weed.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
The school ain't make them smoke weed?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, I know. The kids.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
You know the hardest thing I have a problem with
this kid, because I'm from the inner city of Atlanta,
and I'm just black.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
But I try to raise, we try to give these
kids a good life.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
But no matter how much good life I try to
give this boy, he want that life. And I told him,
I said, you don't want that life.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
You looking at somebody, your mama smoke crack, your auntie
be in the jail. You don't want, he stole my
money one time. He stole $ 1, 600. $ 1, 600. And put it
on TikTok. I'm just trying. And then I asked him,
why you steal my money? I'm just trying to get
out the hood. I said, bitch, we live in a
20,000-square-foot house.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
What motherfucker?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
You got 13 bathrooms. You can shit anywhere. What hood?
I beat him like skin on one side. I gave
him Villa Gorilla.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
What is it when you skin?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, I gave him that.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
So what did he steal the money for?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
What was he trying to buy?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Villa Gorilla. What the hell? What was he doing with
the money?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Flashing it.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
He told his.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Friends that he rich. Because they go to public school.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
He told his friends he rich. You ain't rich. And
I beat him so good. So now he just started
smoking weed. So I said, okay, you gots to go.
I said, baby, this your last year of high school.
One thing I'm not going to do is make you
act right. I'm 54 years old. I'm going through middle power.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I just found out my lining draw on one side.
I ain't got time for this shit. Your what now?
My vagina draw on one side. Oh, it draw on
one side? Yeah, yours going to come there too, girl.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
How did you come to that conclusion? How did you
figure it out?

Speaker 5 (07:04):
So what happened is I got up one morning, I
got to walking, and just one side was hurting.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
And I'm like, why my vagina just hurting on one side?
And you know, I've had gunnery and crabs, and this
don't feel like no STD I've ever had in my life.
So it was crunchy on one side. It was crunchy.
It was scraping your underwear.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
No, it was just pain every time. It felt like
my leg was pulling my lips.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
I think that's what Halle Berry was talking about, too.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Remember, Halle Berry actually went on a morning show and
said that before. But I ain't know what creeping from
one side to the other.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I don't have a vagina. And you got to be
careful how you let them dog it out. It's like
going to Jiffy Lube and saying, I need a new tie.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Jeez.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I went to the.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I went to.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
The gynecologist and she said my lining was dry on
one side.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
And so she gave me this pill to pop in there.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
For estrogen?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
They had something in there to hydrate it, I guess.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yes, to hydrate it.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
And let me tell you something, ladies, if you listeners
out there, when you going through mental pause and you
get that thing, when you start taking that extra, it
turn you into a real nigga.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I had hair all in my chest, on my chin,
on my areola.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Don't blame that on the pill now. Huh? What?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 6 (08:15):
Fuck you.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
You bald head. Is that your coming out piece back
there behind you? I knew you was an undercover real lover. Oh,
we don't love your face. I'm talking shit.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
I know that just happened. He come out the closet.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
That is yours.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
He's worn it before. I know you got a pole
in your room. And your wife be saying, I'm going
to let you be you, Lenard.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
We're going to keep it in the house.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Because you know Whitney William can't remember none of this shit.
So menopause, how often does this occur?

Speaker 7 (08:55):
How often does the drywall occur?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Well, I'm not dry anymore. I'm not gay no more.
You delivered. This thing is wet, Charlamagne. You want to
taste it? No.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
No.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
So I take estrogen, and estrogen helped me out a lot.
So I'm lube again. I can move without making noise.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
So you was making noise? Damn.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I was hollering every time I was walking. I was
on my way to Japan at the time. And I
told my mom, I ain't going to be able to
move my vagina. I got to go get this shit checked.
And they got me right before I went to Japan. Damn.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
Now, your book talks about learning the rules of systems, right,
that weren't built for you.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
What's something you feel poor people are told about success
that you now know is just bullshit?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Probably finance. You know, they never taught us finance. You know,
they never taught us interest rates.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
And I talk about this and how how not to
go to the buy here pay here a lot cause
they put those things in our community to for an
emergency to make it look like we need them and
now you know do you know how many black people
have said don't go do that shit don't because you
ain't gonna never get wafing up under that so i
learned a lot about finance and interest rate and buying

(10:13):
a house i bought a house um One time and
I got two loans on. I still own this house
and I almost lost this house because it was doing
the boom.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
And my friend was like, go and girl, go and
refinance your house.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
And I got an extra loan on that thing and
paid a 225 for 15 years. When that thing came
to the end, Bank of America said, give me my 20.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
It was a 20. I think it's 25 or $ 50, 000.
And I was like, what? We paid you all this money.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
It was I only pay interest. And they said, we
will take this house. And I had just taped the
first season of the Miss Pass show.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
And that was the only reason. I had taped a
pile of it. And I got that chicken. That's how
I saved that damn house. Wow.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
And you know one of the things, when we want something,
we want it. And we just go in there and
we don't read the contract. You have to read that stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
And even if you don't want to read it, get
somebody to read it and explain it to you.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Because that's how I got ripped off so many times.
I bought another house that I could not afford. And
thank God that they moved my husband's job to General Motors.
Because that was an interest-only loan.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
And it was for 10 years, and it was like
a 7,000-square-foot house, and everybody was getting these houses built
from the ground. You know, you want to be like
everybody else.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
And I learned a lot about finances. And I don't
play that shit no more.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Those interest only loans were big like 2005, 2010.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
A lot of people losing their houses over that.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
A lot of people was getting things that they could
not afford. And then they don't realize when that thing
at the end, do you have that money? Because if
you don't have that money, they come to get their stuff.
And that's how they set you up for it. But
they don't tell us that because we just worry about
what we look like in everybody else's eyes.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
And I got caught up in that too. So now
I don't give a damn. I don't do that.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
With the cars too, there's a lot of people that
they'll give you a nice car, but the interest rates
would be ridiculous, 28%, 29%, and you're paying off a...
$ 40, 000 car, 20 years, and you really paid off like $ 180, 000.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
People don't see it. They just want that car.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
And you have to be very... And even to this
day with black people with good credit, you can walk
in there and they still won't give you the credit
rate that they try to give white people. And I
do that all the time.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
And I can say this now because I've not always
had a damn near 800 credit score in American Express car.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
When I go in there, I don't play no motherfucking game.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
No, you're not going to give me that with this
and all the money I got in the bank. And you, like,
I can get a discount on General Motors shit. And
every time I go in there, they don't ever want
to give me the docking fee. That's what they paid
to bring the car over here, unless I ask for it.
So you have to go in there when you buy
the car. Don't just buy the first thing.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Shop around.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Because they're going to pull your credit anyway. And you
got to remember, the interest rate they give you, that
ain't what came from the bank. They added something to it.
So you have to ask them, take your shit off.
Take yours off. Because you're going to make money anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
You wrote the loan. But we don't know that. Right.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
So the dealership makes money off the loan as well.
So when the bank gives you the loan, the dealership
makes a profit too.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
And they can add a couple extra points. And you
can tell them to go down. You can ask them.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
They say, okay, your interest rate is 6%. Take me
down to 5% because you put them other 2%. It
probably came back 3%.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
It probably came back through, but they don't tell you that.
They act like, no, but they don't want to lose
your business. Not in this economy now. They don't want
to lose you, but you got to be willing to
walk away from anything in this business.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Because if you let this shit control you, I tell
my man, I ain't taking that. I ain't taking that.
I'm not getting out of my business. They'll chase you back.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
You cannot be in life scared to say no. And
that's what I learned in this book. You can't miss
nothing that you ain't never had.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I tell motherfuckers to this day, if you have me,
I'm going to bring my own hair and makeup. Well,
they ain't union. I don't give a damn. I know
what I look like. I'm fat. I've been abused.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
You're not fat.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Well, I'm thick now.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, so I need to bring my own people. I
need to do my.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
You cannot be scared to ask for things in this business,
but they have trained black actors and black people.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Don't you be too... Don't you ask for too much.
Don't you do too much because you might not get
the job.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Just be happy to be there.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, I'm not happy to be nowhere. I'm a comedian.
I'm going to forever tell jokes, so you're never going
to control me. I've sold a pussy and kept the money.
God damn! I'm sorry. This is a Christian show. Mine
when you couldn't see it. I love it. You see
it by the pound? By the pound. By the pound
pussy is insane.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
I wish they did.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I wish they did. Every time you lift my thighs.
Was it hard to write this book or easy?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Because you talk about a lot of the stuff that's
in this book.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
We've talked to you a million and one times. So
was it difficult reliving some of those moments?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yes. And I tell you why, because I'm so busy now.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
The first book, I ain't have shit going on. But
this book, the same lady who wrote it, and I
have a ghostwriter, same lady who wrote this book, you know,
wrote the last one.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
So it was a lot of getting me to sit
down and remember.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
And get me to sit down and have those conversations
and bring out those things.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
And then as I read, I was like, I ain't
tell you this shit. It didn't happen like this. It
happened like this.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
So it was a lot of back and forth, you know,
because she had a conversation with me for the last
10 years, and she put a lot of that stuff
in that I had to go back and say, okay, Janine,
I remember this. Let me tell you how it happened.
So it was it was it was hard at this time. And,
you know, thank you for this book. But I don't
have to keep writing books like Sean.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
Coming from where you come from, Miss Pat, people probably
be like, if Miss Pat did it, anybody can do it.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
And I hear that all the time. And you can
do it. And you can do it. It's just a
dream that we all sit here to have. You just
got to put forth the effort and work for it.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
And you can't tell. Don't ever let nobody tell you
what you can and can't do.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
You know, this is like the drug deal. And I've
said this a hundred times. When I go into Hollywood,
this is like me selling dope. I got something to sell.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
These people, so let me convince them and let me
get them hooked on the cocaine so I can be
the supplier. But you got to believe that you can
walk into these rooms and that you belong. Or you're
going to go in there and get smaller.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
What do you say to people in the hood who
are working their ass off? They're working hard as hell,
but they feel like they can never escape poverty.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Two and three jobs.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Don't call me at me for no money. Because you
know what? Since this economy so fucked up, everybody just
ask me for money. I say, ain't got no goddamn money.
I love y'all, but stop asking me to borrow shit.
This ain't no borrowing economy. You ain't going to be
able to get this shit back. We need some COVID checks.
We need some PPP loans. What I would say is

(16:26):
don't call me and just keep praying. Just keep praying.
I know. Because it is rough. I passed a gas
station the other day. I passed a gas station. That phone,
I'm in Atlanta.

Speaker 8 (16:40):
It's $ 4, 000.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
I'm like, what the hell?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
I said, I know my people ain't can't get to work.
Everybody on the bus.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
That means you ain't putting super in your car. Because...
I am putting super. But that ain't no $ 4.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Super's like $ 5.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
But I park the car that needs super. And I
have a GMC Yukon.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
That's what a bunch of truck drivers doing. I know
so many truck drivers like, man, I can't even afford
to drive. I'm just parking the truck for now.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
You're going to.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Have to because, I mean, my main car is a G-Wagon.
I'm not driving that shit and putting that premium in it.
I ain't got to be saying it. I'm going to
look like a soccer mom. I got me a Yukon.
Y'all know what y'all crazy ass are being.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
I think four miles to the gallon, five, something ridiculous.
That's expensive.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yes, and then not only that, the ties, the brakes,
I paid $ 10, 000 one time. One time I paid $ 10, 000
for them brakes. And I said, you know what?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
$ 2, 500 each.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
I said, I ain't got to do this. I went
out and bought me a Lexus. I said, this is
for rich people. This bitch is an ornament.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
For my driveway.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
It be sitting there, the tie be going low. I said, son,
go put some air in that tie and bring that
shit right back in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
You talking about the G-Wagon? Yeah, I don't drive that shit.
And then I'm fat anyway, so I got to pull
on the handlebars.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Stop saying you fat, man.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Let me tell you something, you black son of a.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
You been calling me fat for the last 10 years.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
I ain't never called you fat in my life. All
the time you did.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Stop it.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
I've never called Miss Fat Fat.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
What did you call her?

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Fat until that other lady came in and he gave
her that foot stoop and two sofas.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
That's when I became not fat.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
I've never called you fat. I say comedian of size.
I ain't never said you were fat.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
You were never that professional when you said it.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
You did say some rude and disrespectful shit.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
I always say rude, but that's fine because this is
an ugly nigga calling me fat. This ain't nobody I
would ever do that with you. You think I want
Wendy Williams left over?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I don't want nothing. You never shoot dimension in me.
You're going to forever be with me where you left
off because I know she touch you.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
What if I'm a victim?

Speaker 1 (18:38):
It don't matter. That's why he hired you because you
a victim. Damn, man. Somebody got to hear it.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
He ain't going to deny it.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
He ain't going to deny it. Well, that's how y'all
became with this right here.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
No, I'm just denying that part.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
That's how y'all became the breakfast club.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Because you was wanting.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Somebody else's breakfast. Come over here and suck a nipple.
I know that's how she... She look just like you
without that wig. Her thighs is dripping.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
That's so crazy.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Look like her thighs is melting in the movie show.
That is crazy. You miss them thighs, don't you? You
miss putting them little bald heads on them tall tits.
None of this is true.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
You gotta sleep your way to the top and that's
what he did.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
He slept his way to the top. Don't deny. Don't deny.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
If I'd have slept my way to the top, I
would be talking about it too, but I had the
work card.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
Then we baby. Then we had the work card. He
did the right thing. That's why she got dementia.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
You wanted to forget?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah. If I slept with you, I wanted to forget too.
That's why we never seen your wife. She wouldn't let
you come in the garage. She wanted to forget.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
That's got to be stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I do got to give you a shout out because
I just see you made a lot of money. What
you talking about?

Speaker 8 (20:16):
It was the $ 200 million.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
That's not true.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
One was $ 20 million. That ain't no propaganda. That man
just told me he was your security. Now, what black
man can hide some white security? Now, you got some money,
and that man ain't even big. I said, well, how
the hell you going to protect Charlemagne? You look like him.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
You got a gun?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh, well, you could have hired me. This young kid
would have did it for $ 2. 50 a year.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
You don't need no big-ass, ugly security guard.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
No, you ugly. He the security.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Now, listen, speaking of money. Mm-hmm. You rich now.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
No, I'm not rich. Yes, you are.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
I am not rich. You are rich, Ms. Pat.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Cut it out. What is rich?

Speaker 4 (21:01):
You're not in the 1%? I mean, you're not in
the 1%. You in the 1%.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yeah, when you file your taxes, but after you do
the write-off, you back poor.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
You ain't nothing poor about you.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
No.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
You making a healthy seven figures a year easily.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'm doing good.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Charlemagne, let me say something to you. My family ain't
your family, and they listen to The Breakfast Club, so
we're going to erase this part.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
We're going to say I'm okay. Okay.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Well, you're doing okay.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I'm okay.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
What do rich people misunderstand about people who don't have money?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Um, I think I don't think I don't think.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
I don't think rich people understand, and especially if they
were born rich, the struggle we had to go through
or the struggle that regular people had to go through
when your light bills are going up.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
My light bill just went up, and I notice everything.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
When your energy bill going up, when your gas bill
going up, and when you thinking about turning off the
air and the food is high as hell, all of
that affect poor people.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
But if it don't affect you, if it's not at
your door, it don't matter. And that's what's wrong with
this current administration. That's what's wrong with the world. They
only worry about the rich. And what don't affect us,
it affect my cousins now. They asking for gas money.
Four dollars don't hurt me, but it make me go, damn,
let me switch cars. Everybody don't have that. So some
people are like, I can't get to work today. Or

(22:22):
I can't eat today. Or they have to choose a
thing that they're going to eat because, you know, ground
beef is up and all of this shit. So that's
what they don't understand. They don't understand about when they
don't have it.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
So flip it. What do poor people misunderstand about rich people?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
I ain't rich.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
All right. That's a good one. You ain't about to
get me to answer no rich questions.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
All right.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Let me tell you something. I already knew this shit
was coming. So if you look at my garage, I
got tissue for six years. I got Kotex, and all
I do is shop. I got five deep freezers at
my house.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
I've always, because of where I come from. And then
I just stopped going to the grocery store at all.
I just go to a butcher. I go to a
beef and a pork butcher. So my freezers always, I
just plan like that because I'm so damn scared that.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
I don't know what's going to happen. And all this
meat recall. So, you know, we good. We going to eat.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
I love that.

Speaker 8 (23:16):
When did you get to the point where you stopped
worrying about what might be taken away from you and
got comfortable in the fact that you were doing okay?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
When I pay off everything. I pay off everything.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
There's nothing that... I just I pay off everything. I
got one other thing to pay. Every car in my
driveway is paid off. My rental property is paid off.
It's just my current home. I'm working on paying it off.
So I do worry because, you know, my husband's retired.
I'm like the sole person of our home. Yes, I

(23:46):
do have money saving all of that stuff. And I
just want everything to be paid off. I don't want
to lose anything. And I think that's why I go
so hard. Because my husband's like, do you have to
go out every weekend? I'm like, I know how much
money I'm about to make, so I'm going to get it.
And so I just, to live the life that I want,
I just try to make sure everything is paid off.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
And you got a lot of mouths to feed, too.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
I have a lot. I have seven kids and three grandkids.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
You know, not that I have to have a mom
and daddy, but I have seven kids now. So I
don't get nothing from the system. I don't want anything
from the system. You know, so I just say I
got to do what I got to do.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
Did becoming successful change the way you look at government
assistance in any way?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
No, no, it doesn't. No, because when I was on it,
I needed it.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
So why would I get the money that I have
today and then say, well, y'all some lazy ass?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
No, it's my taxpayer money. So if I can spend
taxes to help somebody else. Now, if you got 10
people on welfare, it might only going to help really
three people to have the mindset to say, I want
to move on to bigger and better things. You always
going to have people take advantage of the system. But
you'll never hear me talk about nobody who get government
assistance because.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
It's my taxpayer money. If I can help you, I
want to help you. That's why I vote Democrat. And
for whatever, I will forever vote Democrat. Yes, they do
get a poll and they all lie.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
All of them lie.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
But that's just the way I wanted to go. Them
people over there, they racist. They only see one thing.
They only want to help the rich. I don't want
to help the rich. I want to help the people
where I come from.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
You know, the economy does better whenever there's a Democrat
in the White House.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
You ain't got to tell me.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
This is statistical facts. This ain't a feeling.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
You can go look it up. I don't know how
Republicans have convinced people that they the party of the economy.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, and they're the worst. When Bill Clinton was in office,
he made me get off my ass.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
And I got a GED. I became a medical assistant.
I started working at General Motors. Because Bill Clinton never said,
I'm going to take it from you. This is what
I need you to do, become a better person. And
by him taking, by me losing my Section 8, it
made me a better person.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
At the time, I was pissed off. Because I was
up there working that gentleman, making all that money, lying
to them. People didn't want to pay that little $ 59 rent.
Just lying to my ass. I got a husband.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
But that was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Bill Clinton made me get a GED.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Bill Clinton made me get off my ass.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Bill Clinton made me a better person. And when they
took that free rent, oh, baby, that hustle kicked in.
Because I had to go from $ 0 to $ 600. That
was a lot of money back then.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
I remember growing up in the 90s in the country,
most corner of South Carolina, and hearing my daddy and
my uncles and all of them talk about how good
the economy was going when Clinton was in office.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Clinton, it was a good economy. It was really good.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
And I'll never forget, he had so many programs. They
was paying for us to go to school, to be.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Nurses, whatever you want. They was giving you a four-year
degree when Bill Clinton was in office for free if
you was on the system, along with free rent and
food stamps. And I know a lot of people became
registered nurses. I went to school. I became a medical assistant.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
I wanted to be a nurse, but I realized I
couldn't because I was a convicted felon. So somehow I
got thrown into comedy from talking to that caseworker.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 8 (26:49):
I can so see you in the medical field and
being in the hospital and being like an advocate for
people inside of the hospital. You know, you always encounter
that one black person on the floor that just like
live out.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Because I care about people. I do. And I want
to see everybody win. I do. And I think that
sometimes that's my biggest problem. If you in my group.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
And you work for me and I see a struggle,
I immediately jump in and try to fucking run your
life or try to say, let me talk to you
about your finance or try to say, let me show
you how to do this.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
But a lot of people don't. A lot of people
have people working for them. I don't give a fuck
how you struggle. I don't give a damn how you live.
Not me. You not going to be in my group
and work for me and you struggling. No.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
No.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Because why am I on top and you on bottom?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
That's why I don't go to church. Because everybody who
go to church, ain't nobody on top but the pastor.
Why the pastor drive a Mercedes Benz in my car
while I'm cranking the parking lot? Huh?

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Uh-uh.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Uh-uh.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
Uh-uh.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Uh-uh.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
You're not talking about that type of bottoms.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh. You having flashbacks? Yeah. Lord, this man, I hear
him telling me at night, you know these people already
think you gay, Charlene. Stop it now.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
What pastor you don't sleep with? Don't out this pastor.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
This show is too big for you to be outing
this white pastor you don't sleep with.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
It wouldn't be no white pastor.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh, it would be a white pastor. Yes, it would,
because you want to reach the top quick.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
What kind of pastor would it be, Charlotte?

Speaker 4 (28:11):
If it was, it'd be a black one.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
No, it ain't no black pastor going to pay you.
They're going to want you to be the bottom. That
white one going to let you be the top.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Now, I don't know what I'm talking about right now.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
But that little wig right there, you put on. What's
your name? What's your girl? Charmaine?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Charmaine. Charmaine. Char-Char.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Char-Char. Tell me how you be.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Ooh, then I.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Ooh, let me hear.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Ooh, I.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
You be putting the veneers on that thing, don't you?

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Oh, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I love you, Charlamagne. You're my favorite gay person. I'm sorry,
you're my favorite closet.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
What is she about to do?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Are you going to see if somebody else is the favorite?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Oh, God.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
I thought it was. I thought it was. I know
what you're going to put with it.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
He don't do nothing but read it.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I know that you know, you really do look out
for people like the seven kids. Damn, I forgot my question.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
Oh yeah, speaking of helping people, because yes, I know
that you really do look out for people. Like the
seven kids that you have, that you just took in more,
do you, what is the conversation like?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Did you explain to them why you took them in?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (29:50):
Because the reason why I'm asking this question is because
my mother did the same thing to her sister's kids.
My mother was, I mean, my aunt was an addict
and she had nine kids. And she just kept having
them because she knew that the family wouldn't let them
go in the system. And so my mom found it
very hard to explain to two of the nine that

(30:11):
she took why they were there, because they were asking.
They got to her around like seven or eight, and
they were just like, why can't I go back with
my mom? And that was the hardest thing for her
to do.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
Well, with these new kids, these kids didn't know me
because their mom is in prison right now. And they
had a caregiver, which was a childhood friend who had
them ever since they was a baby. And the caregiver
passed away, and then the family called me. So these
kids only knew me from TV. And they didn't want
to go. And I didn't want them either.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
You know, I didn't want another set of kids. I'm
54 years old.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
But we got together with her family and with me
and we explained to the kids, I'm your aunt and,
you know, I'm their grandaunt. And this will be the
better place for you right now.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Because it was six kids. I only took the three girls.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
OK.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
So and then I sit the kids down and I
explain to them because they only knew me from TV.
You know, they knew that they caregiver, their nanny, the
only person they ever taken care of them because I
didn't take care of them. You know, they're my lady did.
And I just say, you know, she's no longer here.
So I'm going to stand in her place for you.
And they was a little rebellious at first, but they
coming around now.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
They're coming around.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
It's taking care of everybody for you, Miss Pat, an
act of love.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Or is it part of your trauma?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I think it's part of my trauma.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
So when I told my daughter, Garyana, I said, I'm
going to get these kids. And she just bust out
crying because I already she my daughter may have me
raise my kids forever. And she was like, Mama, you
got to stop trying to say the little girl rabbit
in you.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
You have saved her so many times. And I said
and I didn't want to go get these kids.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
And I picked them up one day and I took
them shopping. I drop them back off and I talk
about it in my set now. But it was God, child.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
I hear, and it's weird.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
I can feel your spirit. Oh, it's a voice that
speak to me. I'm not crazy, but I call it
the voice of God. And God just came to me.
He said, I need you to go get them kids.
And I argue with God for days.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
For a whole weekend, I said, God, you lost your
monk ass mind. I'm 54 years old. I'm not going
on you. I said, turn them into angels. I said,
don't you need some more soldiers?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Turn them into angels.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Jesus Christ, man. That's what I told her. And I
argue with God. I said, I'm not going to get
them with me. Yes, and I know we talking about kids,
but I was like, turn them into angels. I'm not
going over there. I'm not fucking with them kids. And
I went back and forth with God. I went back

(32:33):
and forth because I have four that's almost out the door.
And you give me three more. I have a career.
I'm busy. I don't have time for no kids. And
my husband never said nothing. And I'm waking up in
the middle of the night hearing his voice and go
get him. And I said, I'm not going to get shit.
I said, look, God, you bless me. You ain't got
to give me nothing. Give it to another bitch. Give
them kids or two. And I went back and forth,

(32:54):
and then that voice got a lot. He said, go
get them.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
And I said, okay, I'm going to go get the
girls and keep them from, you know, turning tricks and
being hoes. And I'm going to go say to the girls,
but I ain't going to get them before they bottom
lip hang.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
They might steal. So I went and got the girls.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
So you're not going back to get the boys?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Oh, so you didn't get the boys? You only got
the girls?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Who got the boys?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
They worked it out. We worked it out. They made
sure they were straight. They straight. But no, I couldn't.
I had 12 kids in my house. Now, God damn,
I got a nice house.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
You should go get the boys, too.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
No, I'm not. You go get the motherfucking boys.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
I see each other.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I know they'd rather live with you or you or
you than me. I see each other's house, and your
kids are grown. You stop getting your wife pregnant. Go
on and get the boys. Go get the boys. Yeah,
go get the boys. I don't have no more room.
I had three extra bedrooms. They filled now.

Speaker 8 (33:42):
Have you took some time to think about what your
daughter said to you?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Huh?

Speaker 8 (33:45):
Like, did you take some time to think about what
your daughter said to you? Like, when you going to
stop trying to save Rabbit?

Speaker 5 (33:48):
I'm never going to stop trying to save Rabbit because
every child in this world should start off on a
solid foundation. All of us don't get that chance. And
so many times that we can see kids in messed
up situations and we look away just because that person
might not be some kinder, you know, might not be
directly in our family.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
We look away. I mean, there have been times I've
seen kids who mouth fucked up and I bought them braces.
I won't name them. But I said, hey, let me
put some braces on your child. Random kids? Random kids.
They ain't going to make it with their mouth.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
That is crazy.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
But I do.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Stuff like that because nobody did that for me. When
my hair was napping, my clothes were dirty, and I
had to flip my drawers over because the other side
was dirty.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Nobody did that.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
But that teacher at English Avenue Elementary, Miss Troop, who
tucked me in the bathroom and who washed me up
and who brushed my teeth, and who combed my hair
so I would not be picked on. And I'm 54
years old, and this lady is no longer here. And
I tell everybody, Ms. Troop taught me, the dumbest question
is the question I ask. That is the only lady
at the time in my elementary school at English Avenue
Elementary who took me in that bathroom and knew that

(34:53):
my mama want shit and gave me a bath in
that sink and brushed my teeth and combed my hair
and had a little sack right there by her desk.
Every morning, I came to school dirty. That lady took
me to the bathroom. Get here early.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Did she see you make it? Did she see you
take off?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I had got the Miss Pat show, and I was
so scared she wasn't going to remember me. And somebody
found her for me, and she was dying. She passed away.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
She passed away.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
And I've been quoting this lady for years, and she
don't know what she done for me physically and mentally.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
It was the first person that ever really paid any
attention to me. Wow. What was her name again? Miss
Troop at English Avenue Elementary.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Rest in peace, Miss Troop.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
She was the sharpest bitch at the school.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
Have you learned the difference between helping somebody and enabling them, though?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I say that. Now, my sister smoke crack.
She always calling me with a story. I said, look
at me. Look here. You know you smoke dope. I
ain't got no money for you.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
I ain't got no... I got COPD. I said, well,
if you start smoking crack, you wouldn't have COPD. That's
the crack fucking up your lungs.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
What the hell is COPD?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
I don't know what it is. I'm saying it wrong. P-O-C-D-D.
Some type of breathing disease from smoking dope.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Do you let your family that are into drugs at
the house?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Into drugs?

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Like what?

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Remember his daddy a cop now.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
His daddy a former DA.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Don't let him get you caught up.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
My boss is retired.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
He's been retired.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
And I was asking, because you talk about your sister
smoking crack.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Nobody knows where I live at.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
No, I don't.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
I don't throw anything for my family anyway, first of all,
because I don't feel like watching you throughout the whole house.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
So... That's real?

Speaker 5 (36:23):
But I know, only my brother come see me. No,
my sister's never been to my home and never will.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Come to my home.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Have they asked?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, they ask. Them niggas ain't coming over my house? No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Just a few, maybe one or two of my family members.
But I try to keep it private. I don't want y'all,
because when you pull up at my house, you're going
to be.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Like, oh, money. Hey, y'all, I built this house off
of TikTok myself. This ain't what you think it is.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5 (36:47):
I got a floor to make a little noise that
I got to fix. You know, I built this house
on my own, so don't go out here thinking I
got a whole bunch of money. That ain't what I
paid for this house. I bought a house on Cellmakers
for $ 400, 000. I just built the shit you saw.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
And you did a lot of it yourself.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
I did all of it. I had an architect. I
did all of it myself.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
Now, what you think of this, right? Because you was
talking about washing up. What do you think of that
right now?

Speaker 4 (37:07):
D.J.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Emmett White. Gina, call him. to wash his butt properly
at the shop. You don't wash your ass right? They
wrote that about you?

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Yes, DJ.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
That wasn't the story. It wasn't the situation. We talk
about washing our ass. We talk about sometimes men don't
know how to wash their ass properly.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
They don't.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
I've been with my wife 31 years and I was like.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Late 20s.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
We were in the shower together and one time we
washing each other and then she put the wash rag
kind of up my ass to clean.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
I'm like, oh shit. I didn't know I had to
put the washcloth. Did you like it? But tell her, girl,
shut up.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Tell her why. And how he made it crooked when
he did it. You see that, right?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Tell her why.

Speaker 7 (37:42):
Tell her why you wasn't washing your ass properly.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
It came from what?

Speaker 7 (37:46):
Because you thought that it was a little gay to.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Get up in there, to dig in there. You got
to get up in your booty hole. I get up
in there now. I didn't know 31 years ago.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
I didn't know that long ago.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
Well, you know, because they told you if you digging
your ass back in the day, you were gay. So
I'm quite sure your ass is.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
He been clean. He been clean.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Crystal clean.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Crystal clean. Crystal clean.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Two fingers up there.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I ain't never heard of that one.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
I ain't digging your ass again.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah, that's why most men die from prostate because they
don't want their prostate checked.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Oh, I get mine checked.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Of course you do.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
And you go weekly. You go weekly.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
They ask you a blood finger.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
I went there last week.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
See? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
He's that weak.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
He check his own prostate. Damn. Shit.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
You can get the prostate check with the blood now.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Sometimes he pull his balls back there and put them
up there too. Damn. I know he check his own.
But so, you washing your ass now?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Yes, I'm washing my ass now. I'm good now.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
That's crazy, Envy.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
You washing your ass?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
I'm washing my ass now.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
I can understand too because he light skinned so his
booty hole must be white. And too much of that
could leave a really bad bruise back there for him.
So are you using a colored rag or a white rag?

Speaker 3 (38:59):
A colored rag.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
A colored... Good.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Can we stop talking about my ass now? We ain't
talking about your ass.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
We talking about your asshole.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
I bet your thing look like a little eyeball back there.
A little plucker plucker.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Man.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
I bet your boothole look like a white woman lips.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Real tight.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
You know white women, they get them wrinkles around their lips.
It is good to be black.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Ain't it?

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Are you half white? I'm black.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
I'm full black. You Dominican?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
No, full black.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
You African American?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Both of your parents black?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Well, where the white part come in at?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
I'm sorry. He's Dominican.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
He's a white Dominican, man.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Some slave master 20 years down the line and raped
probably my great-grandmother or something like that.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
What's crazy is both of his parents are black.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
How do you know your brother didn't give it to him?
I owe that shit one rape. Some of that shit
you had to give up to get in the White House.
You need to read your history. I've been made the
admin for you. I'm tired of this shit. Come on, master.
Which one of these titties you want to throw around?

(40:08):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
It's the American dream. Now that you've got the American dream.
Is it everything you thought.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
It would be?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, I got a good husband. I got a good family.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
I'm happy.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
I'm so happy, y'all. And I say this all the time,
what I have money could never buy.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I'm happy. You know, as a.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
Little black girl growing up here in the city of Atlanta,
all I ever wanted was love.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
And I got it. I got somebody to love me.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Whether them kids hate me for taking their phone, whether
they cross their eyes and I have to whoop their asses,
but I know that I'm loved.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
And it's real love. It's real love.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
It ain't the shit that I grew up in the
house with.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
People say they love you, but don't protect you. I
got real love.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
And that's all I ever wanted.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:51):
And I'm going to appreciate that later on.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
Chastising and, you know, discipline rightfully. So they will appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
You know, we never like our parents. And one thing
I never I don't hide anything from the kids. That
I'm raising, I say, hey, and like my nephew, I
just told you, I call him Smokey. I just tell
him all the time, that ain't the life you want.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
You already, you black.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
You was born with two stripes. Your first one is
you black. The next one is you a black man
in this shitty country that we in. I said, so
you need to go out and prove these people wrong.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Because no matter what degree you get or how big
your life get, you always going to be a nigga
to them. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
So why not be an intelligent, smart motherfucker? You know,
I tell him all the time, he'll come out. I've
never seen kids who got everything in their closet but
come out looking like a bomb every day.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
And I have to say, turn around. You represent me.
You're already in public school. That's bad enough.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Go put that, take that wagon of shit off. Ain't
nothing wrong with public school, but he just dressed like
a bomb.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Rink of clothes.

Speaker 7 (41:46):
And it's like, they like to look like that.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Remember back in the day, like, when.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
We had to look like that.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Like, they loved to look like that. When we didn't
have shit, we didn't have iron. You know what my
brother did? He would spray starch on his pants and
put them up under the mattress and lay on them bitches.
They would be crisp in the morning. These kids don't
know nothing about that.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
They don't know nothing about having two pair of drawers,
washing them out, and putting a blow dryer in them.
And then if not, you fucking put, you hang them
outside at night and hopefully your next door neighbor don't
steal your drawer.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Mm-hmm. But they don't know nothing about that struggle.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
You used to hang your drawers up? It was like
a flag at half-mast.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
He was waiting on that. Why you talking, Whitney Williams?
Why you talking? I used to be a 9'10, so
I was fine as wine. Before I got that first
baby and a couple abortions. So that's what you're looking at.
Left over abortion and shit to happen to me. Because
I used to be that bitch and I still am.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
That's right. That's right.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
It's American Dream.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Thank you. Thank you. Because you don't like them thick.
That don't mean shit. And keep washing your ass empty.
This American Dream is out today.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Congratulations on the.

Speaker 8 (42:51):
Paramount, the extension of your deal with Paramount.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
A stitch. Oh, yeah. I was a stitching up my deal.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
I have a cooking show on YouTube called Miss America Dream.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
I love everything Miss Pat doing.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Whisking it out. I have a cooking show called Whisking
It Out. And I have a new show coming out
on VH1 called America's Funniest People.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
I love everything Ms. Pat's doing.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
I just want the raw Ms. Pat's comedy on TV.
Like your first book, Rabbit. It got to be like
an R-rated movie comedy.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Come on, let's make the movie then, Charlamagne. That's what
I'm talking about. You got the money. I sold a
$ 200 million deal. Let's make it.

Speaker 7 (43:24):
And then the $ 27 million.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
You know what? I've always said, why nobody ever turned
Rabbit into a movie? It is so raw. It is
so real. And it's so relatable. And I don't know
why nobody ever tried to turn it. And Paramount, along
with Valcom, have had this. for the last all season
of the Miss Pat show.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
You know, we could shoot that ourselves. That could be
like a hood comedy. It's a dramedy.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
We need that, though.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
We could shoot it ourselves.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Well, let's shoot it ourselves. I'll shoot the cooking show
right there inside my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
Because we don't have them hood comedies no more like
we used to.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
We don't have good shit that represent us like Fridays
and stuff. You know, we've been starving for Friday. Thank
God we got, what's that new thing Debbie Allen just released?

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Different World.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Different World. That was good. Yeah, it was good. So
we want to see us represented on TV. Absolutely. Because
I'm in the sixth season of the Miss Pat show.
Who knows if I'm going to get another season.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
The court show coming back too, y'all. I'm getting ready
to take the fourth season of the court show.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Congratulations.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
You are literally like.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Pat, we appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I appreciate you too.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
The book is out right now.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Go pick it up.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Please go pick it up.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
I want to make the fucking best-selling list. I know
y'all got readers on this show.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Pick up the book, y'all. Pick up the book. That's
all I ask y'all.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
The Breakfast Club is Miss Pat.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Hold up. Every day I wake up. Wake your ass up.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
The Breakfast Club. Y'all finished or y'all done?