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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's the best Avillian Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, everybody, Happy Saturday, Welcome in. It is justin
here with your top five moments from the Billy and
Lisa Show.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Big Week.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Jingle Ball announced yesterday an amazing lineup. We're talking Tate mccraig,
kid Leroy, Meghan Trainer, Kasha Benson, Boone, and so many more.
Tickets on sale Wednesday or Capitol One card holders for
two days and then on sale next Friday. Jingle Ball
season is upon us, but let's get right into it.
Your top five moments. Number five. This week, Sabrina Carpenter
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kicked off her tour in Columbus, Ohio. She comes to
the Garden next Thursday. But our girl Tiff, who works
down in Ohio, went to the opening night. We had
to get her on and give us a recap of
what to expect when Sabrina comes to Boston.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Number five, Let's.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Go to Columbus, Ohio and our girl Tiff, who went
to the launch of the Sabrina Carpenter Show in Columbus,
Ohio last night.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Ay, Tip, what's up?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
Oh my god, you guys are gonna die when you
go and see it. When I say this show. And
by the way, I live in Cincinnati. I drove the
hour and a half the last night, I drove three
hours in total to see this girl.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
And when I say there's a show that's designed for Lisa,
I say that this is a show for her.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I love you.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
I say that there's a show designed for Billy Costa.
Speaker 7 (01:24):
This is like it.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
It was a guy like this girl used to do
mall parking lots and it was so good. It was
musical theater. So it was like beauty school dropout. It
was on Team Maine. It was just fabulous, Like it
was so feminine it was. It was musical theater. It
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was the best way I could describe it. It looked
like I was sitting down for a Broadway show.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
What was the production like? Was she have a big band?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Or yeah, so she has a big band. There's some
If you're on my page, if you're like I'm a
visuals person, I really want to check it out. The
she it looks like like a it's a bedroom scene
and it's got this is like I said, big band.
It's very soft lighting, the backdrop is all white. She's
got dancers. It also follows the theme that she's been
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pushing for the last year of that like seventies, you know,
old tiny kind of look. Everyone's dressed in that style.
It also Lisa looks like she's wearing skins.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
Yes, I was just gonna say, I saw your post.
She's wearing that lacy stuff that she was modeling in
the skims campaign. Oh yeah, she looks beautiful, very.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Like Hollywood glam.
Speaker 8 (02:43):
I love the set all that you should what your
instagram is the Tiff Potter Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah, through guys, it's I cannot believe. I just I'm
just so like, I feel proud of her.
Speaker 9 (02:56):
I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
I'm just so for her.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
It was so good sing a lot of costume changes.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
There were at least three. She starts the show in
like a little negliging, she dresses in like a boa,
and then she ends the night and something that looks
very Hollywood glam. I don't want to give it away.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Now we've been talking about this Christina Aguilera collaboration where
she's reimagining, reinventing some of the songs from her debut
album and she does some of it with Sabrina. Did
she do any Christina Aguilera cover. It's just this kind
of a tease for this project.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, guys, So.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
You know how Taylor Swift has a difference something she
changes every night in her set. Yeah, ye, Sabrina Carpenter,
I think is doing something similar. And I don't want
to give it away because it's like, there's it's so cool,
but she changes a song that she sings. I think
she's going to change a song that she sings because
it's a cover. So we got the cover of Mama
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Mia last night.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Oh wow.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
I'm not saying that she couldn't do Christina Aguilar, but
she didn't do that for us, but there's I would
think that there's a good chance that she could do it.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
And this was the first top of the tour and
her first sellout, and I guess she got really emotional
on stage.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
She did. The entire crowd was so loud that she
had to take her ear piece out. And typically artists
will stop down and you know, experience the crowd for
a little while, but she was just it almost looked
like she was shocked, like she didn't like she didn't
know that she finally made it. Yeah, and that was
the first time it really smacked her in the face.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Well, Tiff, thank you for getting up for us, although
you're already up anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
You've got a show to do in Ahile right.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Yes, we're alive and ready to go and Sincy. Everyone's
upset though that the Bengals lost, so we're we're just
saving everyone those.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Angles owing three Hunt. I'm just saying good all right, Jim,
thank you so much. Brinda Carpenter coming here to Boston
next week.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
And that was Tiff from Ohio where she had her launch.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Last Good morning, guys, welcome back. Top five moments in
the Billy and Lisa's show is on right now. We're
at number four and Billy Costa heading to Africa next week.
He really doesn't want to go, but his wife Michelle,
it's her dream, so out of love he is doing it,
which led us to this topic time, what is something
you've done for love?
Speaker 10 (05:21):
So I was with my best best friend for her birthday.
She wanted to go to the Lily Boarden House and
I was like, oh, we could go wrong. So weird
little things were happening, nothing too crazy.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
But in the middle of.
Speaker 10 (05:32):
The night we both slept in the same room. Someone
was brushing my hair, and I went up to the
entire night, I did like peek out and looked at her.
Speaker 11 (05:41):
She was dead asleep.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
So now I'm like forever traumat is.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I wouldn't do washing her hair and brushing her hair
in the Lizzie boarden house. I slept in the Lizzie
board And who would do that?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yeah? Didn't they just sell that or something? Or is
that my imagination?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I believe you can still rent a room there.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Lizzy born yesterday in Old Fall River.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Mister Andrew Bourdon died and he got his daughter Lizzie
on a charge of Momi's side.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Some folks say she didn't do it, and others may,
of course he did. They all love her, Miss Lizzie.
Speaker 12 (06:14):
What's the problem?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Like the kid?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Boy crazy.
Speaker 12 (06:19):
My mother recently passed away this summer, and my father
admitted to my sister and I that through the fifty
years of marriage, twenty of which they spent cruising together,
he was one hundred percent sea sick every single.
Speaker 13 (06:33):
Time they were on a cruise.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
But he never complained, and he did it all for love.
So shout out to friend the man. Oh, I love
that he never said anything.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
I bet that happens a lot. You know, people want
to go on the cruise, or one person and.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
The couple wants to go on the cruise, the other
get sea sick, but they still give it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Up and they see Bill, he took it like a
man and didn't complain.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Okay, maybe I should start taking it like a man.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Bill, It's okay to express your failing. Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 14 (07:02):
First off, I want to wish my husband a happy
eighth anniversary.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I love you, babe.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
He's a wonderful husband who will pretty much go along
with any idea.
Speaker 15 (07:10):
That I want to do, even if he doesn't, because
he loves me.
Speaker 16 (07:14):
Recently, last year, we did a family cruise and he
was like, no, no.
Speaker 15 (07:17):
No, I don't want to go, blah blah blah.
Speaker 14 (07:20):
I hate people.
Speaker 15 (07:21):
But guess who had the time of their lives.
Speaker 12 (07:23):
Now he loves it and he's like mister Royal Caribbean himself.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, I could see you loving Africa and going back. Absolutely,
that could happen.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Or she can call me when he gives up a limb.
I'm kidding.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Let's go to Junia next, Janine, what have you got
for us?
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Really? That was hysterical giving up a limb. Yeah, I
went to Africa. I was there this time last year.
I loved it. I absolutely loved it, so you'll enjoy it.
I saw elephants and lions and giraffes. Had we had
a monkey that came into the room and stole some
some route that I was left on the thing. You
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can't help that, but I mean, you just lock it up.
But the resorts were amazing.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah. What what were the bugs like?
Speaker 7 (08:11):
I didn't really experience that, but they give you this.
You sleep in one of those nets, you know what
I mean. It's white and it kind of hangs down
over the bed. I couldn't stand it.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I had to.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
I had to tie it up. I didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
How about snakes, I haven't even thought about snakes, Billy.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
We saw not one snake, but they were definitely there
because as we were riding in the in the jeep,
all of a sudden, this thing comes across and from
it was a snake and it zipped across the road.
And they said that it was one of the most
dangerous poisonous snakes out there. Yeah, I know, but don't cry.
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All right, there's enough elephants that will make you smile.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, I'm sure, yeah, but they can stop to Steve,
you're up next?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
What have you done for love?
Speaker 9 (09:00):
I just you guys brought up to Lizzie Wooden House.
I could not not tell this story. So me and
my wife a couple of years ago to at least
three years ago, went and slept over there and we
got intimate. So while we were there, there was a
child giggling like a doll that we could hear, both of.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Us, and there was nobody around.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
You couldn't find a soul outside the room, anywhere near it,
outside the window, nothing. It was the strangest thing ever,
don't it wasn't my fetish, It was hers that wanted
to do that.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Okay did you just say that you could hear giggling
that was your wife?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah? Hey, you know you know what.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Those Steves don't cry?
Speaker 13 (09:43):
Right?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh man, there's so many good ones here. I don't
even know where to go. What would you do for love?
But what have you done for love?
Speaker 17 (09:52):
So?
Speaker 16 (09:52):
My husband is very athletic and adventurous, and he loves
to do spartan races where you're running in the woods
and jumping over fire and crawling in the mud and
barbed wires, and I am not an athlete at all,
but I put on my seekers and I do it
for him. But on the flip side, I'm a theater
person and I act and perform in local community theater
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and he comes to every single show, every performance, and
he's never gone to the theater in his life.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
No, it's she does all of the jumping and running
and he comes to her theater.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
The Spartan race is sick. It is. I mean, that
is a sick competition. You should try something.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
My friends want me to do it, but that I
don't know. I might.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I feel like I'll be embarrassed if I can't get
up the wall. You know, you get a train for
you got a train for it.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Hey, it's your girl, Sarah from Maine.
Speaker 15 (10:45):
And what do I do for love? I put up
with my mother.
Speaker 12 (10:48):
In law and all of her you know what.
Speaker 17 (10:52):
And I think a lot of wives out there do
the same exact thing.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You know what. Sorry, you're one hundred percent right.
Speaker 14 (10:58):
Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
This is Lucy.
Speaker 14 (11:01):
The one thing I do every time out of love
for my husband is when he goes to visit his mother,
I go with him, have a great day.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Boy that never died, did it?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
The whole mother in law.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's tough when you have an in law that you
don't you don't like it. It's tough, Yeah, because you
know what do you really what can you really say?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You really can't it's.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Your wife or your husband's mother. Father.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Oh no, there can't be any infighting.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
No, no, no, no, I mean I live with mine.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
She she drives me nuts, but I love her lives.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
She's great. No, she's great. She's just very, very loud
and intrusive.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
But I also think Nanny thinks it's her house.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
What is her house?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
She pays for half of it, She has her.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Own She is a part of the house. She's a
part of the house. But you know, she just she'll
walk upstairs at any time. Now, the first night that
we bought our house, she walked.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
In on on us.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
She just kicked the door.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Open, she walked into the into the room like literally
we were in the middle the very first night.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah. Then actually two things happened. She caught us.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
And then at two am, I woke up to her
shaking my foot and I go, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
She said, you gotta go to work. I go to.
Speaker 14 (12:27):
So.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I feel like every.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Time we do a dating topic on the Billy and
Lisa Show, it's always a big hit.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
This one was especially good. Dating Pet Peeves number three.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Good morning, Nini. Where are you coming from?
Speaker 11 (12:39):
Hi, I'm calling from Hudson, New Hampshire, not far from Justin.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Give us a pet peeve Ninny.
Speaker 11 (12:48):
Oh, I met someone online dating and met them for coffee,
which was I'm glad it was just coffee. He started
talking and it popped out his glass eye.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Okay, wait a minute, didn't fall out or did he
pop it out?
Speaker 11 (13:08):
No, he pumped it out.
Speaker 14 (13:10):
It was.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
Just out of the blue, and I was like, oh, okay,
this is thank god it was just coffee.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
There was a hole in his head.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Why do you think he did it?
Speaker 11 (13:26):
He started talking. He just started talking and then he goes, oh,
you know, I have a glass eye, and he popped
it right out onto and then put it on the table.
I was like, well, that's probably not sanitary either.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
He just wanted to put it out there.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Yeah, and it's kind of cool in a weird way.
Speaker 11 (13:44):
Yeah, he kind of wanted to hand it to me
and I was.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Like, yeah, he didn't get a second date, right, no, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Thank god, it was just coffee.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
What what did he say to you?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Look me in the eye and tell me that was serious.
By the way, her name was Who's up back?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
H the mayor?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Oh okay, good morning, mayor, good morning.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
I was in the hold on. I was in the
South End last week and I.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Was thinking of you.
Speaker 18 (14:20):
Well, you know, I'll I'll give you my number to
Lisa and you can call me. But I want to
tell you the number one pet peeve I have is
someone that has no sense of humor. Oh you're talking,
and they're just like, oh, that's it's so boring. Of course,
Hykien and everything else goes without saying. And I'm kind
of superficial, like Billy, you know how Billy's into feet
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and everything.
Speaker 19 (14:44):
Ye.
Speaker 18 (14:45):
So if somebody has no ass, it's a deal break.
Speaker 20 (14:48):
I'm not proud of it.
Speaker 18 (14:50):
I'm not proud of it, but it's a deal breaking.
Speaker 12 (14:52):
You know, it doesn't shock us, mayor the mayor the
South End after all, no.
Speaker 18 (14:57):
Ask, no second date.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Okay, I don't have an ass, wouldn't he wouldn't want to?
Speaker 19 (15:04):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Who needs an ass? When you get that beard? Bill Yeah,
that's what everyone's saying. All right, let's run through these.
Speaker 21 (15:10):
Pet people I have on dating apps. Is when guys
put proud dog dad or looking for a dog mom,
it just is weird to me.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I just don't like it. I swipe left.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Yeah, that's kind of a weird one.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, it's interesting she said that, because I feel like
guys do that to try to look more enticing they do,
you know, especially if the woman has a dog.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Oh another dog dad.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Well, a lot of guys get a dog because they
think it's a chick magnet. Yeah, walking the dog hoping
for something to happen.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (15:43):
I called in a few times. I haven't given myself
a name, but my son and son in law have
decided that I should use Mama Lisa because they know
it's me anyway, a pet peeve of mine on a
date back in the day. If they have rotten teeth,
I can't, can't do it. It's never going to happen again.
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It's just the biggest turn off ever.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I mean, you could you can fix your teeth, absolutely
can good, you can get a makeover.
Speaker 8 (16:12):
Totally can It's totally fixable.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah, the bad teeth is a big one.
Speaker 17 (16:16):
My biggest pet peeve on a first date would be
hygiene overall and oral hygiene, because if you have terrible
looking teeth, I'm never gonna go out with you again.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You know what else? I thought of one?
Speaker 8 (16:31):
I told you guys, if somebody goes out and talks
about money the whole night, like how much money they
have or how much they don't like spending money, and
how cheap they are.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Either way, it's just like deal breakers.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Cheap men are like such an ick.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Well, justin off hair.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I thought about another one involving the food on the
first date. What if what if she orders something that
requires the waiter to wheel a wagon down to the
table and.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
It's just hers.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Oh yeah, I was at a restaurant. They were wailing
wagons out this past weekend. Actually, yeah, the little cart.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, but it's not a shareable Let's go to Jackie, Jackie,
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
What's your pet peeve?
Speaker 20 (17:11):
Good morning? My pet peeve is going on a gate
to like Dunkin Donuts or something, and the guy sits
there and looks at me waiting for money, and I'm like,
oh okay. One guy was like, yeah, it's like twenty
twenty four now like girls pay for themselves. Boye, imagine that,
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duncan you can't afford a coffee exactly?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Oh, that's just that's how bad rude.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Imagine if somebody took Winny on a first date to
a coffee.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Shop we've had.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Don't ever ever suggest coffee to me.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I will literally never.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Talk to you again.
Speaker 17 (17:50):
Dating pet peeve for me is when I show up
for a date and the person has on either a
toe ring or an ankle bracelet.
Speaker 14 (18:00):
Legs and feet do not need jewelry do a.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Lot of guys.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
I've never seen a guy with a toe Maybe she
was talking about a woman.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Oh maybe, yeah, surf for dudes might wear a toe ring.
They certainly wear ankle bracelets.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
No, there's definitely more of a female thing.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
She probably loves me in Yeah. Well, anyway, speaking of toes.
Speaker 22 (18:18):
When I was younger growing up, I'm the youngest of six,
so there's a ten year difference between me and my
older sister, and I used to be obsessed with her feet.
I used to lay on them when I was a kid,
and from that moment on she nicknamed me toetes, and
even to this day she calls me totes.
Speaker 8 (18:38):
Okay, okay, that's so much czy out there than we
think that was a big reveal.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, we're only like scratching the surface here out Okay,
it just gets weird and weird.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
It What do you want me to do?
Speaker 21 (18:48):
Big pet peeve? Going out on a date. First thing
they ask is if you want to split a sandwich?
Should be my first red flag? Second red flag tells
me all about a missing family member who he said
it's been murdered. He knows who did it. I hear
in detail who did it, how they did it, and
he has plasted this all over Facebook. So I'm not
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saying anything I shouldn't any ands a date was saying
at the table, can I touch you boobs?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Number two moment from this week on the Billy and
Lisa Show is a one hit wonder game.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
It was National One Hit Wonder Day this past week,
and you know we like to celebrate these things on
the show.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Number two women, it's day time.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
It's paint time, baby, day time though, I'll be there.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
That's big time.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
So the tough thing about this game is, you know,
a one hit wonder, you don't always remember who? Yeah,
who sang the song. What was the name of the song?
But you know the song. So here's how it works.
I'm gonna play a little bit of the song and
you can get up to two points if you guess
either the artist or the song. You get a point
for each, Okay, so you can get zero, one or
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two points. That makes sense. Lisa, you're rope first. The
biggest one hit Wonders.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I touched myself by the Divinyls.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Oh my god. Two points for Lisa.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Oh yeah, well she performed it.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
It was It was no, it was I have such
anxiety over that song.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
You sang the song at a ball.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
I know it was in someone's house in New York
and in front of a bunch of people, and it
just didn't go well.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Can I ask one follow up question?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Sure, I know you were drunk, probably, but when you
were singing the hook to the song where you weren't
gesturing or anything. O.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
No, I was singing with another girl who I didn't know,
and we were we were up in front of the group.
It just was so mortifying. I still to this diegether.
It was really bad.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
It was really Lisa Flavor can really bad?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Two points for Lisa. Next up, Billie biggest one hit
wonder is? Well, can you tell me?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Bill?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Do you want again?
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yeah? You can't give me a second. You're interrupting my
trade of thought.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Go ahead, don't you don't you want me?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Bab artist? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:23):
What I'm singing the lyrics?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
It's the spin Doctors.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, that's right. The name of the song was two Princes.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I was just within the spin Doctor saturdaysnotypically softballs.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
You literally just met them last week.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Just sang the song for you.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
You need the artist in the in the title.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
It's not it's not finished lyric, it's not Did you
not pay attention?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Okay? Bill? Did you have three? You have three points? Least?
All right? Here we go, Winny biggest one, biggest one? Okay?
You are you getting upset in the first round? Take
it easy? You still? We have two more rounds. Winnie?
What's this one?
Speaker 21 (22:02):
Hit?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Wonder?
Speaker 13 (22:05):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Can you all more time?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Teenage dirt bag?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Bye?
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Is that? I don't know?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
It's okay? You got a point.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
It's a teenage dirt bag by Wetsta Jey.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
That was a good Yeah, never heard it in my life.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
You did?
Speaker 8 (22:29):
You did? Hear it, and I've heard it, just like
you heard two princes last week.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Last week he met the literally on stage when they performed.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
I'm not even exaggerating. I really the spin doctors.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Oh my god. All right, round two.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Tomorrow is National One Hit Wonder's Day, so we're celebrating
a little bit early. Lisa, it's gonna get a little
tougher here. What's this one hit wonder?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Groove is in the heart?
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Bye, I know this is the hard.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Oh d Light?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Oh my god?
Speaker 13 (23:09):
What I just out of you? Nowhere?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
You did? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (23:17):
You did.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
That's like so impressive.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
I really didn't think groove is in the heart by light.
I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I had to look it up.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Whoa man?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
All right, Bill, here we go. I think this is
another softball for you. But tell me what's this one
hit wonder?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Can I feel everything is alright?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I need a song title.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
It's Uncle Cracker.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Okay, hold on, come on, Bell follow me?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Softball?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Bill cost Okay, don't you get upset.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
I'm not. I'm not okay, I'm not washed out. In
your first one had the song. She didn't have the
The song is probably older than me.
Speaker 19 (24:07):
You actually were dj during these times and you don't
know them.
Speaker 13 (24:10):
Whose fault is.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
That you were with the doctors last weekend?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
You know I could go and find the audio of
the Kiss Top thirty count On and Billy going next
up number.
Speaker 13 (24:19):
Three teenage exactly all right?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
When he here we go? You have one point so far?
Tell me what's this one hit wonder?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Turning the Mac by Montel Jordan?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
You got one?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
It's Mark Moore, Mark Morris and.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
The cat Tunes.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Never mind?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
No, that's a different group, different That was a local.
Mark Morris is a dancer too.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, alright, so we have one more round here, Lisa.
There's no chance for you guys to beat Lisa. Okay Land,
we're just playing, all right for National One Hit Wonder
Day tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Lisa, what is this one hit wonder?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Jump around around?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Bye?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Uh? I know I'm.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Got the upside Jean, guys.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It's not it's not the it's not the Beast. Criss Cross, No,
it's not criss Cross.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
No, it's House of Pain. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Who were the upside?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
That was criss Cross? They had they were one hit
one of them. One's dead?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, r I P Yeah, if you're if you're wondering
whether I went to school with my jeans and shirt backwards.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Of course I did a big baggy jeans.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
And thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Social media didn't exist back all right, So here we
go finished strong here one hit wonder what's this?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
You know this?
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Wait? Betting Field feel.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Writing the song? I asked Carlton.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Vanessa Carlton local theater.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
No, Vanessa, Carlton came into the studio.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
I did, yeah, forty years ago.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No, the song was like two thousand and three.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
It's okay, twenty years.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
All right, Winnie won more here you can't win, but
maybe you could. You could beat Bill with this one.
So here you go.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Hip hop, hippie hop school Dog.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Is the hippiie hop dance. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
That sugar Hill Gang, yep, it's rappers like I didn't
have that to Lisa because documented she can wrap.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
It hip hop hibby Hey hit hip happy.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
You don't stop rocking to the Bang Bang boogie, Say up,
jump the boogie to the rhythm on the Boogey Beach.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
All right, here we go. Number one moment from this
week on The Billy and Lisa Show. What up, guys,
It is Justin and number one goes to Alex Costa.
That's Billy's son, who does an incredible impersonation of his mom.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
That's Billy's ex wife.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
We've played clips for years, never had him in studio,
or should I say her in studio until this week
number one.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I don't know quite how to explain what's about to
happen on the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. But my
middle son, Alex is sitting right across from me in
the studio dressed as his mother.
Speaker 13 (27:45):
Please say you look fabulous? Can I just say?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
I was about to say it that way? Guys, I
don't know how to explain this.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
At one point, uh, my son Alex, and I never
really asked him about this, but he woke up one
morning and decided to put his mother's clothes on and
parade around town.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Do you have some of the early clips justin I'm
going on a long vacation and I'm taking a dog.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, And he didn't. We didn't really know about it.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
The videos lived online and then we discovered them a
few years ago and we were blown away at how
amazing they were. And it's they've become a part of
the show. All these clips.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Oh yeah, they're on YouTube called the Lisa Philes.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Do they still live on YouTube?
Speaker 19 (28:29):
They most certainly do. They haunt my dreams every single day.
And I'll have you guys, now, I don't know if
you remember this, but I helped build this station. It
was me, Ritchie Ballsba and Sonny Joe White.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Yeah. Actually not making that up because.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I'm sorry you.
Speaker 19 (28:51):
When I met Billy, he was just an intern, handsome
as all hell.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
I gotta tell you something. His mom in real life. Yes,
ran this radio station.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
She was my boss.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
She was Matt Siegel's boss.
Speaker 19 (29:05):
Bab Tilden Okay, Ben Tilden was the marketing director at
the time.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
And yes, she was everybody's boss. She was the general manager.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
And uh god, So.
Speaker 13 (29:19):
Crack a whip around here.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
When did this start with you? Alex?
Speaker 13 (29:25):
I says, Okay, if I call you Alex, I don't
know who Alex.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
And you've got my male son. He's a pain in
my ead. Come on, Bill, you know Bella, it was
good to be back in here.
Speaker 17 (29:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
You started with the Lisa Files. It was just like
a voice thing.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
But then one morning you woke up and you were
with some friend of yours driving around town dressed as
your mom.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
When did you decide to take it to that level?
Speaker 13 (29:52):
A long time ago?
Speaker 19 (29:53):
So like I'm switching back to Alex, he continues to
address me as Alex.
Speaker 13 (29:57):
I really don't have a short talking.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
To first point.
Speaker 13 (30:00):
I'm just like he changes have a male voice, and
I'll just be wearing the.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Clothing, and so this is gonna be quite an for me.
Is that actually your mom's wig you're wearing? It is?
Speaker 9 (30:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:14):
I was able to pull some items and he walked
in right and I said, okay, that sweater did you
get in a yard sale?
Speaker 5 (30:21):
And his wife, Tonya says that happens to be a
very expensive sweater.
Speaker 19 (30:24):
My wife's sweater that she wears proudly out of dinner.
But no, a long time ago, I used to just
make fun of my mother on Instagram. We would throw
clips up and people who knew us and knew her
would would think it was hilarious. So one day we
just compiled them all and threw it on YouTube, and
I think it was we were ahead of our time.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
I think completely, oh slightly ahead of your time. But again,
then you decided to dress up. By the way, who
was the friend shooting the videos driving around town with.
Speaker 13 (30:51):
The Peterson brothers. Shout out Peterson brothers.
Speaker 19 (30:53):
I'm contractually obligated to them for any you know, royalties
in the future.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
But here's the interesting thing, a little behind the scenes.
For years, we've all been trying to get you to
do new Lisa Philes, and you rejected it out of hand.
You said no, I'm done with that, And now you've
resurrected it without warning.
Speaker 13 (31:13):
Yeah, I finally caves. I mean it's incessant.
Speaker 19 (31:16):
I mean I'll get calls from Justin at a thirty
in the morning, I'm getting ready to go to the
office and it's like, hey, we're going to have you
on in five minutes.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
If you want to just pretend to be your mother,
I'm like, yeah, sure. I don't say none to my father.
We all heard off air before the show happened.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
That's for your father, okay, Dylan, Oh yeah, oh, Dylan
yet Dylan, yeah yeah, yeah, Dylan somehow forgot I exist.
But that's another story for another day. But I have
another question for you. Besides the fact that it's a
little uncomfortable for me, that you're sitting here and more
uncomfortable for me, I promise, But I follow you on
(31:56):
various platforms, and I notice now you've got another character,
just some weird guy wanders around. No, you wander around
hotel lobbies like dancing like fred Astaire, No matter, Like
what is that? You know?
Speaker 19 (32:15):
It's something happens when the music, uh, you know, flushes
through my body. I just I have a tough time
not moving and grooving and I don't really know what
else to say.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Yeah, but it's you say you have some sort of
attraction to hotel lobbies.
Speaker 13 (32:28):
No, I'm pretty sure that was at a wedding. The
video that we just decided to say that it was
at a hotel.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Lobby, and you firmly believe that.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Well, you know what we call that in the vis
It's theater of the mind.
Speaker 13 (32:37):
Yeah, theater of the mind. Is a lot of that
going on on the other side of this table.
Speaker 22 (32:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
So okay, So where can people find you and and
get the lise of files and get a constant diet of.
Speaker 13 (32:49):
Yes, please follow us. A lot more content coming. Hopefully
you guys enjoy it.
Speaker 19 (32:54):
I'm on Instagram and TikTok Alex Underscore to underscore Costa
and my wife. You'll get a lot of good stuff
on there because she's constantly got a camera in my face,
lifestyle stuff whatever. She's the Curly Closet with Kay's the
Curly Closet both with Kay follower on there.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
She is Tony and your manager now because.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
I guess, yeah, she's getting a lot more than ten percent.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
But I guess you guys are making quite a team. Okay.
Speaker 19 (33:27):
As much as I love Alex, I need you're here,
Lisa's I've been dressed as a woman since seven thirty
this morning. I walked in and my father insisted on
pretending it wasn't happening.
Speaker 13 (33:37):
There's probably some post traumatic stress taking blaze.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
But can you give us some news.
Speaker 13 (33:44):
I could just do like a quick turn and come back.
Nothing's happening ahead.
Speaker 19 (33:49):
Did I ever tell you guys when Rod Stewart hit
on me, it was nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 13 (33:57):
I just had Dylan.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Dylan.
Speaker 13 (34:00):
We were at the Grammys at the.
Speaker 19 (34:02):
Beverly Hilton, at the breakfast buffet, and I looked over
and he said, I'll have some eggs, florentine and a
side of you.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Billy was pissed. That was a good one. You just
want me to I mean, come on, we gotta get
back in character for a while.
Speaker 19 (34:25):
I'm not a machine. We're live on air. There's a
lot of people listening. I might be having a panic attack, but.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
No, Billy's legs.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Give dad.
Speaker 19 (34:37):
What I can't tell you was some moron side swhite
me on the way and had his head up his ass.
Speaker 13 (34:44):
I have to go to the Cairo practor straight from here.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
I raised three.
Speaker 13 (34:49):
Kids and they were all pains in the act.
Speaker 23 (34:53):
The chiropractor was a Nubrio out person, so he is
doctor Danubio.
Speaker 13 (35:05):
If you're listening, I.
Speaker 19 (35:06):
Apologize for the years of abuse that's been taking place.
I don't even think he was my mother's chiropractice.
Speaker 13 (35:14):
We just went for a strip mall one day and
saw his office. That's just got adopted as as the chiropractice.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
He could assume she had a fact.
Speaker 13 (35:24):
She had many chiropractors there the years, and I'm sure
they were fabulous.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
With the names.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Is the Rod Stewart story true?
Speaker 13 (35:31):
I made that up off the top of my life,
but there are similar stories.
It's the best Avillian Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, everybody, Happy Saturday, Welcome in. It is justin
here with your top five moments from the Billy and
Lisa Show.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Big Week.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Jingle Ball announced yesterday an amazing lineup. We're talking Tate mccraig,
kid Leroy, Meghan Trainer, Kasha Benson, Boone, and so many more.
Tickets on sale Wednesday or Capitol One card holders for
two days and then on sale next Friday. Jingle Ball
season is upon us, but let's get right into it.
Your top five moments. Number five. This week, Sabrina Carpenter
(00:36):
kicked off her tour in Columbus, Ohio. She comes to
the Garden next Thursday. But our girl Tiff, who works
down in Ohio, went to the opening night. We had
to get her on and give us a recap of
what to expect when Sabrina comes to Boston.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Number five, Let's.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Go to Columbus, Ohio and our girl Tiff, who went
to the launch of the Sabrina Carpenter Show in Columbus,
Ohio last night.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Ay, Tip, what's up?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
Oh my god, you guys are gonna die when you
go and see it. When I say this show. And
by the way, I live in Cincinnati. I drove the
hour and a half the last night, I drove three
hours in total to see this girl.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
And when I say there's a show that's designed for Lisa,
I say that this is a show for her.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I love you.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
I say that there's a show designed for Billy Costa.
Speaker 7 (01:24):
This is like it.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
It was a guy like this girl used to do
mall parking lots and it was so good. It was
musical theater. So it was like beauty school dropout. It
was on Team Maine. It was just fabulous, Like it
was so feminine it was. It was musical theater. It
(01:48):
was the best way I could describe it. It looked
like I was sitting down for a Broadway show.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
What was the production like? Was she have a big band?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Or yeah, so she has a big band. There's some
If you're on my page, if you're like I'm a
visuals person, I really want to check it out. The
she it looks like like a it's a bedroom scene
and it's got this is like I said, big band.
It's very soft lighting, the backdrop is all white. She's
got dancers. It also follows the theme that she's been
(02:18):
pushing for the last year of that like seventies, you know,
old tiny kind of look. Everyone's dressed in that style.
It also Lisa looks like she's wearing skins.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
Yes, I was just gonna say, I saw your post.
She's wearing that lacy stuff that she was modeling in
the skims campaign. Oh yeah, she looks beautiful, very.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Like Hollywood glam.
Speaker 8 (02:43):
I love the set all that you should what your
instagram is the Tiff Potter Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah, through guys, it's I cannot believe. I just I'm
just so like, I feel proud of her.
Speaker 9 (02:56):
I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
I'm just so for her.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
It was so good sing a lot of costume changes.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
There were at least three. She starts the show in
like a little negliging, she dresses in like a boa,
and then she ends the night and something that looks
very Hollywood glam. I don't want to give it away.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Now we've been talking about this Christina Aguilera collaboration where
she's reimagining, reinventing some of the songs from her debut
album and she does some of it with Sabrina. Did
she do any Christina Aguilera cover. It's just this kind
of a tease for this project.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, guys, So.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
You know how Taylor Swift has a difference something she
changes every night in her set. Yeah, ye, Sabrina Carpenter,
I think is doing something similar. And I don't want
to give it away because it's like, there's it's so cool,
but she changes a song that she sings. I think
she's going to change a song that she sings because
it's a cover. So we got the cover of Mama
(03:57):
Mia last night.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Oh wow.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
I'm not saying that she couldn't do Christina Aguilar, but
she didn't do that for us, but there's I would
think that there's a good chance that she could do it.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
And this was the first top of the tour and
her first sellout, and I guess she got really emotional
on stage.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
She did. The entire crowd was so loud that she
had to take her ear piece out. And typically artists
will stop down and you know, experience the crowd for
a little while, but she was just it almost looked
like she was shocked, like she didn't like she didn't
know that she finally made it. Yeah, and that was
the first time it really smacked her in the face.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Well, Tiff, thank you for getting up for us, although
you're already up anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
You've got a show to do in Ahile right.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Yes, we're alive and ready to go and Sincy. Everyone's
upset though that the Bengals lost, so we're we're just
saving everyone those.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Angles owing three Hunt. I'm just saying good all right, Jim,
thank you so much. Brinda Carpenter coming here to Boston
next week.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
And that was Tiff from Ohio where she had her launch.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Last Good morning, guys, welcome back. Top five moments in
the Billy and Lisa's show is on right now. We're
at number four and Billy Costa heading to Africa next week.
He really doesn't want to go, but his wife Michelle,
it's her dream, so out of love he is doing it,
which led us to this topic time, what is something
you've done for love?
Speaker 10 (05:21):
So I was with my best best friend for her birthday.
She wanted to go to the Lily Boarden House and
I was like, oh, we could go wrong. So weird
little things were happening, nothing too crazy.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
But in the middle of.
Speaker 10 (05:32):
The night we both slept in the same room. Someone
was brushing my hair, and I went up to the
entire night, I did like peek out and looked at her.
Speaker 11 (05:41):
She was dead asleep.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
So now I'm like forever traumat is.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I wouldn't do washing her hair and brushing her hair
in the Lizzie boarden house. I slept in the Lizzie
board And who would do that?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yeah? Didn't they just sell that or something? Or is
that my imagination?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I believe you can still rent a room there.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Lizzy born yesterday in Old Fall River.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Mister Andrew Bourdon died and he got his daughter Lizzie
on a charge of Momi's side.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Some folks say she didn't do it, and others may,
of course he did. They all love her, Miss Lizzie.
Speaker 12 (06:14):
What's the problem?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Like the kid?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Boy crazy.
Speaker 12 (06:19):
My mother recently passed away this summer, and my father
admitted to my sister and I that through the fifty
years of marriage, twenty of which they spent cruising together,
he was one hundred percent sea sick every single.
Speaker 13 (06:33):
Time they were on a cruise.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
But he never complained, and he did it all for love.
So shout out to friend the man. Oh, I love
that he never said anything.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
I bet that happens a lot. You know, people want
to go on the cruise, or one person and.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
The couple wants to go on the cruise, the other
get sea sick, but they still give it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Up and they see Bill, he took it like a
man and didn't complain.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Okay, maybe I should start taking it like a man.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Bill, It's okay to express your failing. Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 14 (07:02):
First off, I want to wish my husband a happy
eighth anniversary.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I love you, babe.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
He's a wonderful husband who will pretty much go along
with any idea.
Speaker 15 (07:10):
That I want to do, even if he doesn't, because
he loves me.
Speaker 16 (07:14):
Recently, last year, we did a family cruise and he
was like, no, no.
Speaker 15 (07:17):
No, I don't want to go, blah blah blah.
Speaker 14 (07:20):
I hate people.
Speaker 15 (07:21):
But guess who had the time of their lives.
Speaker 12 (07:23):
Now he loves it and he's like mister Royal Caribbean himself.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, I could see you loving Africa and going back. Absolutely,
that could happen.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Or she can call me when he gives up a limb.
I'm kidding.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Let's go to Junia next, Janine, what have you got
for us?
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Really? That was hysterical giving up a limb. Yeah, I
went to Africa. I was there this time last year.
I loved it. I absolutely loved it, so you'll enjoy it.
I saw elephants and lions and giraffes. Had we had
a monkey that came into the room and stole some
some route that I was left on the thing. You
(08:03):
can't help that, but I mean, you just lock it up.
But the resorts were amazing.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah. What what were the bugs like?
Speaker 7 (08:11):
I didn't really experience that, but they give you this.
You sleep in one of those nets, you know what
I mean. It's white and it kind of hangs down
over the bed. I couldn't stand it.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I had to.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
I had to tie it up. I didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
How about snakes, I haven't even thought about snakes, Billy.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
We saw not one snake, but they were definitely there
because as we were riding in the in the jeep,
all of a sudden, this thing comes across and from
it was a snake and it zipped across the road.
And they said that it was one of the most
dangerous poisonous snakes out there. Yeah, I know, but don't cry.
(08:49):
All right, there's enough elephants that will make you smile.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, I'm sure, yeah, but they can stop to Steve,
you're up next?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
What have you done for love?
Speaker 9 (09:00):
I just you guys brought up to Lizzie Wooden House.
I could not not tell this story. So me and
my wife a couple of years ago to at least
three years ago, went and slept over there and we
got intimate. So while we were there, there was a
child giggling like a doll that we could hear, both of.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Us, and there was nobody around.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
You couldn't find a soul outside the room, anywhere near it,
outside the window, nothing. It was the strangest thing ever,
don't it wasn't my fetish, It was hers that wanted
to do that.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Okay did you just say that you could hear giggling
that was your wife?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah? Hey, you know you know what.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Those Steves don't cry?
Speaker 13 (09:43):
Right?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh man, there's so many good ones here. I don't
even know where to go. What would you do for love?
But what have you done for love?
Speaker 17 (09:52):
So?
Speaker 16 (09:52):
My husband is very athletic and adventurous, and he loves
to do spartan races where you're running in the woods
and jumping over fire and crawling in the mud and
barbed wires, and I am not an athlete at all,
but I put on my seekers and I do it
for him. But on the flip side, I'm a theater
person and I act and perform in local community theater
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and he comes to every single show, every performance, and
he's never gone to the theater in his life.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
No, it's she does all of the jumping and running
and he comes to her theater.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
The Spartan race is sick. It is. I mean, that
is a sick competition. You should try something.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
My friends want me to do it, but that I
don't know. I might.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I feel like I'll be embarrassed if I can't get
up the wall. You know, you get a train for
you got a train for it.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Hey, it's your girl, Sarah from Maine.
Speaker 15 (10:45):
And what do I do for love? I put up
with my mother.
Speaker 12 (10:48):
In law and all of her you know what.
Speaker 17 (10:52):
And I think a lot of wives out there do
the same exact thing.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You know what. Sorry, you're one hundred percent right.
Speaker 14 (10:58):
Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
This is Lucy.
Speaker 14 (11:01):
The one thing I do every time out of love
for my husband is when he goes to visit his mother,
I go with him, have a great day.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Boy that never died, did it?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
The whole mother in law.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's tough when you have an in law that you
don't you don't like it. It's tough, Yeah, because you
know what do you really what can you really say?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You really can't it's.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Your wife or your husband's mother. Father.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Oh no, there can't be any infighting.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
No, no, no, no, I mean I live with mine.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
She she drives me nuts, but I love her lives.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
She's great. No, she's great. She's just very, very loud
and intrusive.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
But I also think Nanny thinks it's her house.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
What is her house?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
She pays for half of it, She has her.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Own She is a part of the house. She's a
part of the house. But you know, she just she'll
walk upstairs at any time. Now, the first night that
we bought our house, she walked.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
In on on us.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
She just kicked the door.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Open, she walked into the into the room like literally
we were in the middle the very first night.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah. Then actually two things happened. She caught us.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
And then at two am, I woke up to her
shaking my foot and I go, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
She said, you gotta go to work. I go to.
Speaker 14 (12:27):
So.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I feel like every.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Time we do a dating topic on the Billy and
Lisa Show, it's always a big hit.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
This one was especially good. Dating Pet Peeves number three.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Good morning, Nini. Where are you coming from?
Speaker 11 (12:39):
Hi, I'm calling from Hudson, New Hampshire, not far from Justin.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Give us a pet peeve Ninny.
Speaker 11 (12:48):
Oh, I met someone online dating and met them for coffee,
which was I'm glad it was just coffee. He started
talking and it popped out his glass eye.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Okay, wait a minute, didn't fall out or did he
pop it out?
Speaker 11 (13:08):
No, he pumped it out.
Speaker 14 (13:10):
It was.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
Just out of the blue, and I was like, oh, okay,
this is thank god it was just coffee.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
There was a hole in his head.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Why do you think he did it?
Speaker 11 (13:26):
He started talking. He just started talking and then he goes, oh,
you know, I have a glass eye, and he popped
it right out onto and then put it on the table.
I was like, well, that's probably not sanitary either.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
He just wanted to put it out there.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Yeah, and it's kind of cool in a weird way.
Speaker 11 (13:44):
Yeah, he kind of wanted to hand it to me
and I was.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Like, yeah, he didn't get a second date, right, no, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Thank god, it was just coffee.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
What what did he say to you?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Look me in the eye and tell me that was serious.
By the way, her name was Who's up back?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
H the mayor?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Oh okay, good morning, mayor, good morning.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
I was in the hold on. I was in the
South End last week and I.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Was thinking of you.
Speaker 18 (14:20):
Well, you know, I'll I'll give you my number to
Lisa and you can call me. But I want to
tell you the number one pet peeve I have is
someone that has no sense of humor. Oh you're talking,
and they're just like, oh, that's it's so boring. Of course,
Hykien and everything else goes without saying. And I'm kind
of superficial, like Billy, you know how Billy's into feet
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and everything.
Speaker 19 (14:44):
Ye.
Speaker 18 (14:45):
So if somebody has no ass, it's a deal break.
Speaker 20 (14:48):
I'm not proud of it.
Speaker 18 (14:50):
I'm not proud of it, but it's a deal breaking.
Speaker 12 (14:52):
You know, it doesn't shock us, mayor the mayor the
South End after all, no.
Speaker 18 (14:57):
Ask, no second date.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Okay, I don't have an ass, wouldn't he wouldn't want to?
Speaker 19 (15:04):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Who needs an ass? When you get that beard? Bill Yeah,
that's what everyone's saying. All right, let's run through these.
Speaker 21 (15:10):
Pet people I have on dating apps. Is when guys
put proud dog dad or looking for a dog mom,
it just is weird to me.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I just don't like it. I swipe left.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Yeah, that's kind of a weird one.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, it's interesting she said that, because I feel like
guys do that to try to look more enticing they do,
you know, especially if the woman has a dog.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Oh another dog dad.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Well, a lot of guys get a dog because they
think it's a chick magnet. Yeah, walking the dog hoping
for something to happen.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (15:43):
I called in a few times. I haven't given myself
a name, but my son and son in law have
decided that I should use Mama Lisa because they know
it's me anyway, a pet peeve of mine on a
date back in the day. If they have rotten teeth,
I can't, can't do it. It's never going to happen again.
(16:03):
It's just the biggest turn off ever.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I mean, you could you can fix your teeth, absolutely
can good, you can get a makeover.
Speaker 8 (16:12):
Totally can It's totally fixable.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah, the bad teeth is a big one.
Speaker 17 (16:16):
My biggest pet peeve on a first date would be
hygiene overall and oral hygiene, because if you have terrible
looking teeth, I'm never gonna go out with you again.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You know what else? I thought of one?
Speaker 8 (16:31):
I told you guys, if somebody goes out and talks
about money the whole night, like how much money they
have or how much they don't like spending money, and
how cheap they are.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Either way, it's just like deal breakers.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Cheap men are like such an ick.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Well, justin off hair.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I thought about another one involving the food on the
first date. What if what if she orders something that
requires the waiter to wheel a wagon down to the
table and.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
It's just hers.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Oh yeah, I was at a restaurant. They were wailing
wagons out this past weekend. Actually, yeah, the little cart.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, but it's not a shareable Let's go to Jackie, Jackie,
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
What's your pet peeve?
Speaker 20 (17:11):
Good morning? My pet peeve is going on a gate
to like Dunkin Donuts or something, and the guy sits
there and looks at me waiting for money, and I'm like,
oh okay. One guy was like, yeah, it's like twenty
twenty four now like girls pay for themselves. Boye, imagine that,
(17:32):
duncan you can't afford a coffee exactly?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Oh, that's just that's how bad rude.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Imagine if somebody took Winny on a first date to
a coffee.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Shop we've had.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Don't ever ever suggest coffee to me.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I will literally never.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Talk to you again.
Speaker 17 (17:50):
Dating pet peeve for me is when I show up
for a date and the person has on either a
toe ring or an ankle bracelet.
Speaker 14 (18:00):
Legs and feet do not need jewelry do a.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Lot of guys.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
I've never seen a guy with a toe Maybe she
was talking about a woman.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Oh maybe, yeah, surf for dudes might wear a toe ring.
They certainly wear ankle bracelets.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
No, there's definitely more of a female thing.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
She probably loves me in Yeah. Well, anyway, speaking of toes.
Speaker 22 (18:18):
When I was younger growing up, I'm the youngest of six,
so there's a ten year difference between me and my
older sister, and I used to be obsessed with her feet.
I used to lay on them when I was a kid,
and from that moment on she nicknamed me toetes, and
even to this day she calls me totes.
Speaker 8 (18:38):
Okay, okay, that's so much czy out there than we
think that was a big reveal.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, we're only like scratching the surface here out Okay,
it just gets weird and weird.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
It What do you want me to do?
Speaker 21 (18:48):
Big pet peeve? Going out on a date. First thing
they ask is if you want to split a sandwich?
Should be my first red flag? Second red flag tells
me all about a missing family member who he said
it's been murdered. He knows who did it. I hear
in detail who did it, how they did it, and
he has plasted this all over Facebook. So I'm not
(19:09):
saying anything I shouldn't any ands a date was saying
at the table, can I touch you boobs?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Number two moment from this week on the Billy and
Lisa Show is a one hit wonder game.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
It was National One Hit Wonder Day this past week,
and you know we like to celebrate these things on
the show.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Number two women, it's day time.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
It's paint time, baby, day time though, I'll be there.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
That's big time.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
So the tough thing about this game is, you know,
a one hit wonder, you don't always remember who? Yeah,
who sang the song. What was the name of the song?
But you know the song. So here's how it works.
I'm gonna play a little bit of the song and
you can get up to two points if you guess
either the artist or the song. You get a point
for each, Okay, so you can get zero, one or
(19:58):
two points. That makes sense. Lisa, you're rope first. The
biggest one hit Wonders.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I touched myself by the Divinyls.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Oh my god. Two points for Lisa.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Oh yeah, well she performed it.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
It was It was no, it was I have such
anxiety over that song.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
You sang the song at a ball.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
I know it was in someone's house in New York
and in front of a bunch of people, and it
just didn't go well.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Can I ask one follow up question?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Sure, I know you were drunk, probably, but when you
were singing the hook to the song where you weren't
gesturing or anything. O.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
No, I was singing with another girl who I didn't know,
and we were we were up in front of the group.
It just was so mortifying. I still to this diegether.
It was really bad.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
It was really Lisa Flavor can really bad?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Two points for Lisa. Next up, Billie biggest one hit
wonder is? Well, can you tell me?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Bill?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Do you want again?
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yeah? You can't give me a second. You're interrupting my
trade of thought.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Go ahead, don't you don't you want me?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Bab artist? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:23):
What I'm singing the lyrics?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
It's the spin Doctors.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, that's right. The name of the song was two Princes.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I was just within the spin Doctor saturdaysnotypically softballs.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
You literally just met them last week.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Just sang the song for you.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
You need the artist in the in the title.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
It's not it's not finished lyric, it's not Did you
not pay attention?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Okay? Bill? Did you have three? You have three points? Least?
All right? Here we go, Winny biggest one, biggest one? Okay?
You are you getting upset in the first round? Take
it easy? You still? We have two more rounds. Winnie?
What's this one?
Speaker 21 (22:02):
Hit?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Wonder?
Speaker 13 (22:05):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Can you all more time?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Teenage dirt bag?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Bye?
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Is that? I don't know?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
It's okay? You got a point.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
It's a teenage dirt bag by Wetsta Jey.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
That was a good Yeah, never heard it in my life.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
You did?
Speaker 8 (22:29):
You did? Hear it, and I've heard it, just like
you heard two princes last week.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Last week he met the literally on stage when they performed.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
I'm not even exaggerating. I really the spin doctors.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Oh my god. All right, round two.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Tomorrow is National One Hit Wonder's Day, so we're celebrating
a little bit early. Lisa, it's gonna get a little
tougher here. What's this one hit wonder?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Groove is in the heart?
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Bye, I know this is the hard.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Oh d Light?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Oh my god?
Speaker 13 (23:09):
What I just out of you? Nowhere?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
You did? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (23:17):
You did.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
That's like so impressive.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
I really didn't think groove is in the heart by light.
I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I had to look it up.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Whoa man?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
All right, Bill, here we go. I think this is
another softball for you. But tell me what's this one
hit wonder?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Can I feel everything is alright?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I need a song title.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
It's Uncle Cracker.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Okay, hold on, come on, Bell follow me?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Softball?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Bill cost Okay, don't you get upset.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
I'm not. I'm not okay, I'm not washed out. In
your first one had the song. She didn't have the
The song is probably older than me.
Speaker 19 (24:07):
You actually were dj during these times and you don't
know them.
Speaker 13 (24:10):
Whose fault is.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
That you were with the doctors last weekend?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
You know I could go and find the audio of
the Kiss Top thirty count On and Billy going next
up number.
Speaker 13 (24:19):
Three teenage exactly all right?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
When he here we go? You have one point so far?
Tell me what's this one hit wonder?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Turning the Mac by Montel Jordan?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
You got one?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
It's Mark Moore, Mark Morris and.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
The cat Tunes.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Never mind?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
No, that's a different group, different That was a local.
Mark Morris is a dancer too.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, alright, so we have one more round here, Lisa.
There's no chance for you guys to beat Lisa. Okay Land,
we're just playing, all right for National One Hit Wonder
Day tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Lisa, what is this one hit wonder?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Jump around around?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Bye?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Uh? I know I'm.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Got the upside Jean, guys.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It's not it's not the it's not the Beast. Criss Cross, No,
it's not criss Cross.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
No, it's House of Pain. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Who were the upside?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
That was criss Cross? They had they were one hit
one of them. One's dead?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, r I P Yeah, if you're if you're wondering
whether I went to school with my jeans and shirt backwards.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Of course I did a big baggy jeans.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
And thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Social media didn't exist back all right, So here we
go finished strong here one hit wonder what's this?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
You know this?
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Wait? Betting Field feel.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Writing the song? I asked Carlton.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Vanessa Carlton local theater.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
No, Vanessa, Carlton came into the studio.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
I did, yeah, forty years ago.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No, the song was like two thousand and three.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
It's okay, twenty years.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
All right, Winnie won more here you can't win, but
maybe you could. You could beat Bill with this one.
So here you go.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Hip hop, hippie hop school Dog.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Is the hippiie hop dance. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
That sugar Hill Gang, yep, it's rappers like I didn't
have that to Lisa because documented she can wrap.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
It hip hop hibby Hey hit hip happy.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
You don't stop rocking to the Bang Bang boogie, Say up,
jump the boogie to the rhythm on the Boogey Beach.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
All right, here we go. Number one moment from this
week on The Billy and Lisa Show. What up, guys,
It is Justin and number one goes to Alex Costa.
That's Billy's son, who does an incredible impersonation of his mom.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
That's Billy's ex wife.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
We've played clips for years, never had him in studio,
or should I say her in studio until this week
number one.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I don't know quite how to explain what's about to
happen on the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. But my
middle son, Alex is sitting right across from me in
the studio dressed as his mother.
Speaker 13 (27:45):
Please say you look fabulous? Can I just say?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
I was about to say it that way? Guys, I
don't know how to explain this.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
At one point, uh, my son Alex, and I never
really asked him about this, but he woke up one
morning and decided to put his mother's clothes on and
parade around town.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Do you have some of the early clips justin I'm
going on a long vacation and I'm taking a dog.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, And he didn't. We didn't really know about it.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
The videos lived online and then we discovered them a
few years ago and we were blown away at how
amazing they were. And it's they've become a part of
the show. All these clips.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Oh yeah, they're on YouTube called the Lisa Philes.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Do they still live on YouTube?
Speaker 19 (28:29):
They most certainly do. They haunt my dreams every single day.
And I'll have you guys, now, I don't know if
you remember this, but I helped build this station. It
was me, Ritchie Ballsba and Sonny Joe White.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Yeah. Actually not making that up because.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I'm sorry you.
Speaker 19 (28:51):
When I met Billy, he was just an intern, handsome
as all hell.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
I gotta tell you something. His mom in real life. Yes,
ran this radio station.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
She was my boss.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
She was Matt Siegel's boss.
Speaker 19 (29:05):
Bab Tilden Okay, Ben Tilden was the marketing director at
the time.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
And yes, she was everybody's boss. She was the general manager.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
And uh god, So.
Speaker 13 (29:19):
Crack a whip around here.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
When did this start with you? Alex?
Speaker 13 (29:25):
I says, Okay, if I call you Alex, I don't
know who Alex.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
And you've got my male son. He's a pain in
my ead. Come on, Bill, you know Bella, it was
good to be back in here.
Speaker 17 (29:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
You started with the Lisa Files. It was just like
a voice thing.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
But then one morning you woke up and you were
with some friend of yours driving around town dressed as
your mom.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
When did you decide to take it to that level?
Speaker 13 (29:52):
A long time ago?
Speaker 19 (29:53):
So like I'm switching back to Alex, he continues to
address me as Alex.
Speaker 13 (29:57):
I really don't have a short talking.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
To first point.
Speaker 13 (30:00):
I'm just like he changes have a male voice, and
I'll just be wearing the.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Clothing, and so this is gonna be quite an for me.
Is that actually your mom's wig you're wearing? It is?
Speaker 9 (30:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:14):
I was able to pull some items and he walked
in right and I said, okay, that sweater did you
get in a yard sale?
Speaker 5 (30:21):
And his wife, Tonya says that happens to be a
very expensive sweater.
Speaker 19 (30:24):
My wife's sweater that she wears proudly out of dinner.
But no, a long time ago, I used to just
make fun of my mother on Instagram. We would throw
clips up and people who knew us and knew her
would would think it was hilarious. So one day we
just compiled them all and threw it on YouTube, and
I think it was we were ahead of our time.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
I think completely, oh slightly ahead of your time. But again,
then you decided to dress up. By the way, who
was the friend shooting the videos driving around town with.
Speaker 13 (30:51):
The Peterson brothers. Shout out Peterson brothers.
Speaker 19 (30:53):
I'm contractually obligated to them for any you know, royalties
in the future.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
But here's the interesting thing, a little behind the scenes.
For years, we've all been trying to get you to
do new Lisa Philes, and you rejected it out of hand.
You said no, I'm done with that, And now you've
resurrected it without warning.
Speaker 13 (31:13):
Yeah, I finally caves. I mean it's incessant.
Speaker 19 (31:16):
I mean I'll get calls from Justin at a thirty
in the morning, I'm getting ready to go to the
office and it's like, hey, we're going to have you
on in five minutes.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
If you want to just pretend to be your mother,
I'm like, yeah, sure. I don't say none to my father.
We all heard off air before the show happened.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
That's for your father, okay, Dylan, Oh yeah, oh, Dylan
yet Dylan, yeah yeah, yeah, Dylan somehow forgot I exist.
But that's another story for another day. But I have
another question for you. Besides the fact that it's a
little uncomfortable for me, that you're sitting here and more
uncomfortable for me, I promise, But I follow you on
(31:56):
various platforms, and I notice now you've got another character,
just some weird guy wanders around. No, you wander around
hotel lobbies like dancing like fred Astaire, No matter, Like
what is that? You know?
Speaker 19 (32:15):
It's something happens when the music, uh, you know, flushes
through my body. I just I have a tough time
not moving and grooving and I don't really know what
else to say.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Yeah, but it's you say you have some sort of
attraction to hotel lobbies.
Speaker 13 (32:28):
No, I'm pretty sure that was at a wedding. The
video that we just decided to say that it was
at a hotel.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Lobby, and you firmly believe that.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Well, you know what we call that in the vis
It's theater of the mind.
Speaker 13 (32:37):
Yeah, theater of the mind. Is a lot of that
going on on the other side of this table.
Speaker 22 (32:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
So okay, So where can people find you and and
get the lise of files and get a constant diet of.
Speaker 13 (32:49):
Yes, please follow us. A lot more content coming. Hopefully
you guys enjoy it.
Speaker 19 (32:54):
I'm on Instagram and TikTok Alex Underscore to underscore Costa
and my wife. You'll get a lot of good stuff
on there because she's constantly got a camera in my face,
lifestyle stuff whatever. She's the Curly Closet with Kay's the
Curly Closet both with Kay follower on there.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
She is Tony and your manager now because.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
I guess, yeah, she's getting a lot more than ten percent.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
But I guess you guys are making quite a team. Okay.
Speaker 19 (33:27):
As much as I love Alex, I need you're here,
Lisa's I've been dressed as a woman since seven thirty
this morning. I walked in and my father insisted on
pretending it wasn't happening.
Speaker 13 (33:37):
There's probably some post traumatic stress taking blaze.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
But can you give us some news.
Speaker 13 (33:44):
I could just do like a quick turn and come back.
Nothing's happening ahead.
Speaker 19 (33:49):
Did I ever tell you guys when Rod Stewart hit
on me, it was nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 13 (33:57):
I just had Dylan.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Dylan.
Speaker 13 (34:00):
We were at the Grammys at the.
Speaker 19 (34:02):
Beverly Hilton, at the breakfast buffet, and I looked over
and he said, I'll have some eggs, florentine and a
side of you.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Billy was pissed. That was a good one. You just
want me to I mean, come on, we gotta get
back in character for a while.
Speaker 19 (34:25):
I'm not a machine. We're live on air. There's a
lot of people listening. I might be having a panic attack, but.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
No, Billy's legs.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Give dad.
Speaker 19 (34:37):
What I can't tell you was some moron side swhite
me on the way and had his head up his ass.
Speaker 13 (34:44):
I have to go to the Cairo practor straight from here.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
I raised three.
Speaker 13 (34:49):
Kids and they were all pains in the act.
Speaker 23 (34:53):
The chiropractor was a Nubrio out person, so he is
doctor Danubio.
Speaker 13 (35:05):
If you're listening, I.
Speaker 19 (35:06):
Apologize for the years of abuse that's been taking place.
I don't even think he was my mother's chiropractice.
Speaker 13 (35:14):
We just went for a strip mall one day and
saw his office. That's just got adopted as as the chiropractice.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
He could assume she had a fact.
Speaker 13 (35:24):
She had many chiropractors there the years, and I'm sure
they were fabulous.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
With the names.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Is the Rod Stewart story true?
Speaker 13 (35:31):
I made that up off the top of my life,
but there are similar stories.
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