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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wait, it's the best Avillian Lisa.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
In the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Everybody, Good morning, Welcome into a Saturday. Justin here on
a beautiful September weekend. I have your top five moments
from the Billy and Lisa Show. We're gonna count them
down five to one. Let's kick it off with Jason Momoa.
He spent a couple of days in and around Boston
hitting up a bunch of places promoting his new vodka,
and at one of them, nebo our Home. Billy Costa
(00:27):
went old school, went down there with a microphone and
interviewed Aquaman himself. Number five.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
First of all, welcome to Boston.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Hey, thank you, it's first I've been there. All right,
love it. Have you been to Boston, of course, Yeah,
many times.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I'm doing one exactly.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
Oh you do some comic cons here, come here there. Yeah,
I have come here and say down the harbor. Yeah,
it's wonderful.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
So I just talked to Blaine off the air a
second ago. He said, yeah, we've been working on the
vodka for nine years. It takes nine years.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Well, we don't know what we're doing. I'm like, I'm
on okay movies, I'm.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Like an okay, actor, and he's a you know designer
and folding designer.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Yeah, so we decided to get.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Into, you know, wanting to make our own liquor, and
we dove into vodka. It's taking a while so to
make it, but you're also making a simple ble vodka.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Turning it into a spirit, not an ingredient. So we
wanted to you know, we did it all.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
We did it all vodka. Well, I was gonna say,
a you probably have to drink a lot. Then you
are like, how the hell are we gonna make this?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
We got you get three ingredients and you're like, how
are we gonna make this actually taste good?
Speaker 7 (01:31):
A lot of people watching to see us standing here
together probably don't realize this, but I've been a long
time standing stuff man for Jason.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
I know, we just left their stool at home, so
it's like, I think it's a little awkward now.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Compliments on the packaging the models.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
With few also thank one hundred percent posting similar glass
so it's all recycled glass.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
So Jason, you're really making the rounds when you land
in here and Volta, they're making a lot of different stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Absolutely, we make a lot of stubs today and then
tomorrow playing music, so hopefully people get to come out.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, talk about the band. When did that start it?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Sorry, who's the last tour we kind of did.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
It was an idea where it's an idea where we
can basically get to bring in you know, it's a midnight,
so anyone that owns a bar or restaurant we get.
We have everybody come in industry night. We talk about
our products, but then we wanted to entertain them. So
these are just my friends I've done for twenty years.
It's just the three of us. We play our favorite songs.
We got one original. But it's just nice to get
everybody together. It's want to be like hanging out with us.
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So we just want to get the towns that we
get to come together, join in and then to celebrate.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Now, this is probably a stupid question. Jason, you've got
a band. You're from Hawaii, basically right, I spend a
lot of time.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
In a while Hawaiian.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, you have to think about collaborating with Bruno Marsy.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
No, he's a little bit better than me.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Good morning and welcome back. Top five moments from The
Billy and Lisa Show this week. My name is justin
number four moment. So I always thought two week notices
were something that everybody does, but apparently in twenty twenty
four not so much. Let's talk to the people, Jim,
what do you do?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You give a two week notice or not? If you're
quitting a.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
Job, you absolutely give a notice. Because what happens is
people don't realize is people give a backdoor reference.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh that sounds like interesting.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
You know what's funny when he just said that, You
just give a fake number with a fake phone number,
have them call your friend and pretend she's the boy.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I don't think that.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Well, no, no, what happens is you get a message
on LinkedIn. I'm a hiring manager. I'm hiring John Doe.
You worked for John Doe at x y Z company?
Why did he leave? What do you think? So that
backdoor reference is a conference call that you know nothing about,
that's going on behind the scenes, and that's your death wish?
Speaker 9 (03:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
So LinkedIn can be your best friend and your worst well.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Said, well said. The good news is I don't know
how to get to Jamie. You're up next. What's your story?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (03:56):
Billy and Lison Morning Show. So you guys gave me
the best advice. I actually was a personal assistant, part
time manny for a family. I gave them two months
notice and then I'm working for my dream job now
as a nanny, full time manny. So because of you
guys gave me the best device, I am now in
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my dream job.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
But they have the two months? Did they accepted they?
Speaker 11 (04:22):
Did you say the whole two months.
Speaker 12 (04:24):
They accepted it?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (04:25):
No, they accepted it.
Speaker 14 (04:26):
I worked it.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
I mean I just told them I was, you know,
looking for more hours, and.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah, I mean I got to ask for that for
that two month period. Was it awkward around the house.
Speaker 15 (04:38):
Not really.
Speaker 10 (04:38):
We had a lengthy conversation about it. I mean we
were both just kind of moving in different directions. I
wanted more hours. I wanted to be more of the
full time manning, not a personal assistant anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, and they probably appreciated your honesty.
Speaker 16 (04:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (04:51):
No, I mean, and we're talking, we're on good terms.
I mean I've never left a family on bad terms.
I've given no less than a month's notice.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
And the good new he says, you're in your dream job.
Good one, good call, Thank you for that call.
Speaker 17 (05:03):
Oh yeah, I used to work for a movie rental place,
and one day the district manager showed up unannounced, demanding
to make all these changes and speak to the store manager.
While the store manager was never there. She only showed
up when she deemed fit. So after she showed up
and did what the district manager wanted and the district
manager left, she chastised me for calling her in on
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her day off, et cetera, et cetera. Well, I just
looked her in the eye and took my lantern and
keys off, threw him on the desk, and walked out
the door.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You think he was working at Blockbuster.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oh remember that?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
It must be right movie rental. Wow, that's what you said,
movie rental. I mean there was one of the corn shop.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Then they had this place down the street Avenue Video
in Maldon and they had the separate room in the back.
Yeah for the you know, yeah, I always wanted to
go in there.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
There's one on Mystic av Yeah, it's still fred You
had the window.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
This is a good one. The windows are all blacked.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Out, Yep. I think it's still there.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I don't know what that happened on the Memories man.
Speaker 18 (06:07):
Good morning. Just wanted to let you know when I
gave my two weeks notice, I worked at a cable
television company in New York City and I was going
to another cable television company. They escorted me out within
ten minutes. I'm not sure what confidential information I would
have taken with me, but that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, she was going to the competition.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
You know what's speaking of being escorted out, Let's go
to line one.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Amber, Okay, Amber, what happened?
Speaker 12 (06:37):
Tell us good morning. I put in my two weeks
notice after working at a bank for six years, and
the same thing. They escorted me right out of the building,
walking through my desk and walking into their car.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Isn't it standard banks?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Though? Because you have like information?
Speaker 12 (06:53):
I mean I don't.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
I don't think so.
Speaker 12 (06:55):
I wasn't going to take anything I worked in the
call center?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, yeah, did they did they not let you take
anything from your desk?
Speaker 19 (07:02):
They?
Speaker 12 (07:02):
Maybe they mainly take everything for my desk.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Okay, sometimes they say we'll send you your stuff.
Speaker 12 (07:09):
Oh no, I had quite the build up at my
desk after six years.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Do they walk other people out too, or was it
just you Amber?
Speaker 12 (07:16):
They said that was I think it was tot of
them personal. I don't think the supervisor makes me.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh yeah, they were all talking about you behind your back.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, we're off.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
You go, let's go.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Let's let's end with Stephans.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Something going on there, all right, who do we have, Stephanie, Stephanie,
you're going to end it.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Let's go give us a good one.
Speaker 20 (07:34):
Per Winn's point, as an HR manager, it's not as
easy as you know Lisa's thing camera me, it's not
as easy anymore to give us sake reference because companies
are actually using programs. They say, you know, can we
what references would you like to give? And they'll say
the companies and then they actually call the direct lines
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for the company.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, you're number the way to much time in their hand.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
No, Winny, I didn't. Yeah, when you said that, I
was like, I don't think that.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I don't think anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Why you know what, guys, I'm not worried about it.
Here's the thing, right, if you're listening to our show
and taking advice from winning, you need to reevaliate p
your number three moment from this week on the Billion
Lisa Show, Little controversial?
Speaker 9 (08:16):
What up?
Speaker 19 (08:17):
It is?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Justin and I'm here counting down the best moments from
this week, and yes, number three came from a list
that Esquire magazine came out with of the top songs
of the nineties. This had a lot of people talking,
including us. Let's start with number ten, Juicy Biggie. I
(08:38):
would say, Biggie does belong in the top ten? Yeah,
I would say, you know, Billion nudoulda juicy Yeah. Big
Papa was another one, you know when Biggie came on.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Big Papa.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah, but Juicy was you know, that was a big
song on the radio. All right? Coming in number nine, uh,
Beastie Boys Sabta.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
No No.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I mean maybe in the top fifty somewhere, but number nine,
that's so weird. All right, let's get into the controversy here.
Number eight is a song called Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.
Anybody see I told you controversy. Really, it's an interesting
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choice for number. Are you sure this isn't the ten
worst song?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
It's getting eighties?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
It's Best Songs of the nineties from Esquire Magazine. Number seven,
I Can't Stand the Rain, Super Dupa Fly, Missy Elliott.
Oh yeah, that was a big one, I mean iconic.
The video was iconic in the big trash bag that
ye dancing around? Oh, still crushing it. By the way,
she was just here at the garden.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Did she have the nipple covers by then or did
that come after that song.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I'll have to get back to you on that, mister Bill.
Number six was a cannonball by the readers. Guys, remember
this one, I remember it, But number six in the
entire decade of ninety this.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Has definitely got to be the worst list.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
You want to get even more angry? Yeah, okay, how
about number four? The song called F and run F
is you know, censored by Liz Fair?
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Oh?
Speaker 21 (10:28):
I remember her, alright, turned it off, off off. She
had an actual good song, and that didn't make the list.
I think that was one of her b sides in
the old days they used to call it.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I don't know it's on the list. I'm looking at
it right now. Number three. I do like this one
Doctor Dre and Snoop Dogg. But things like like like this,
it's not bet like this. They're like, it's like this massive.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
That's a big song right there in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Number two, Snoop and Dre do that at the Olympics.
On the beach.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, and the Super Bowl halftime show last year, a
couple of years ago. All right, number two? Do you
agree with this one? Billy Mariah carry Fantasy.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I love that song.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
So number two though, yes, I don't know Number one.
It smells like teen Spirit Nirvana. No, look at Bill's face.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
What this is worth one?
Speaker 16 (11:33):
That?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
That is an iconic song?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Loo?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Bill so disgusted.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Really, I told you it was number one.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I told you what the hell is Esquire? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Really?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
What are they know?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Best songs of the nineties? All right, so let's run
through someone's that we think could have been. You're just
I know Whennie was probably thinking that entire list, no
boy bands, no boy no InSync.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Up with you?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
You come on, come on, I'm going through that list,
and I'm thinking no Britney, Britney spears.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Wow, it's human.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Right, Yeah, I know, I got so angry.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I think you've got the listen flipped or something.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I'm looking at it right here, the top ten, it's
in my hand. Wow, I know, I'm as mad as
you guys. It's crazy. How about Spice Girls? Yes, Spice Girls.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
I mean that could have been a number one of
the nineties.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Top ten for Shure. Yes, should have been on there.
How about Sir Mix a Lot. You know a fun
fact about that song, Sir Mix a Lot, that was
a one hit wonder. Obviously he wrote that song and
mad it makes so much money from the royalties of
it that he never has to work again.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
He's alive.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yes, he's a lot Okay, Yeah. And then you know
my personal one of my top nineties songs, because the nineties,
I believe you know, it's about the boy bands, also
about the dance music. There's a lot of great dance
music that came out. This one, I feel like, always
gets everyone bumping. Oh yeah right.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
For the longest time, this was my nephew, DJ Costa's
favorite song. He would play it every night in the club.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Years after the song was gone, it's still played and
it's still sampled all the time. It's crazy. Anyway, Do
you agree with the list or not? You can always
leave us a talk back on the iHeart Radio app
on the Tough Back mic tap the red microphone, and
who knows, you might get your voice heard on the
radio your opinion and that might happen next in the
wrap up, So Lisa was out today A lot of
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stuff happened. We'll relive it all on the Billion Lisa
wrap Up that's coming up next. Thanks for Jonas one.
All right, so let me ask you a question. You're
in publick at an event, maybe a movie theater, people
are talking to being loud. Do you shush them or not?
That was a hot topic time from this week number two, Abby,
What do you think you a shusher?
Speaker 12 (14:12):
I just think it's very much situational.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
As the other caller said, I think tennis and golf
are two sports where no, like you're not supposed to
talk when the players are playing. The umpires often time
will quiet you before they start a rally. So I
think Anna Wintour was entirely in her right. However, I
think like baseball game, sure if you want to chit chat,
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the game goes so slowly anyway, Like that's.
Speaker 15 (14:37):
Not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I personally got shushed one time at a concert for
singing along. But I was also thirty five at an
Eagles concert, youngest person by far, and everyone around me
was sitting down, so I think.
Speaker 13 (14:48):
It was just old people. But otherwise I think, like
you know, I think you know.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
It's very much situational. Fighting movie theater, quiet at a
tent as much. But if you want to be ratty
at a baseball game and you want to sing long
at a concert, you're more than welcome to.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
So in an Eagles concert, you stood up and you
were singing aloud and everybody else is sitting the Oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, it was the funniest thing. I'm a big Eagles fan,
and I dragged my friend Jessica, and as we walked in,
we looked around and said, well, this is probably the
last concert we'll ever go to. Where were the youngest
people and the session that we happened to.
Speaker 15 (15:21):
Be sitting in.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
We were a little bit further back, and if I
did it again, I would have gone down to the floor.
But everybody who sat through like the entire concert. I'm like,
this is a concert.
Speaker 12 (15:31):
So we wanted to stand and we wanted to sing along,
and the guy next to.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Me literally was like shush.
Speaker 13 (15:36):
I'm like, I'm sorry, what the concert? We're singing to
the music.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I don't think it was so much you're singing, It
was the quality of your singing.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, it was a little screechy.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Like Tennis does it right though, they're just too quiet.
Please Yeah, Jill, you're up next. What do you think
you were? Shusher? Have you been shushed?
Speaker 19 (15:56):
I did shush someone I didn't situate know, like Abby
was saying. I was at a show at City Winery
in Boston and it was it was Rita Wilson and
Christian Bush from sugar Land, and the girls across from
my table were like drunk and thinking they were at
a Sugarland concert. They kept screaming for sugar Land songs,
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but it was readA Wilson telling her stories about her songs,
and I just got on my last nerve, so I
ended up shushing them.
Speaker 15 (16:24):
They actually got escorted out anyways, but it just it
just had to happen.
Speaker 14 (16:28):
They just had to be quiet.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah. I hate when you were at a concert and
people are shouting for a certain song.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
Bird.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's a classic one. Let's go to Leslie.
Next to Leslie, what do you think?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Well?
Speaker 13 (16:43):
I have a sticky one. So on my birthday last month,
I went to see the new Blake Lively movie. It
ends with Us with fal Domestic Violace, and there was
a I don't even know it was a woman. It
seems like a young maybe in her twenties or something
thirty with a couple of friends, and it's a.
Speaker 14 (17:02):
Little scene at the end when it's all very.
Speaker 13 (17:04):
Emotional and she's like sobbing and like yelling at the
screen like you go girl, and that's what he's you know,
she's clearly having you know, an experience here based on
her lived you know experience, And I feel like I
can't really shush her because clearly, you know, she's got
to having a moment. But it ruined the movie for me.
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I'm not concentent on the movie and she's over there
wailing and caring, you know, maybe excuse yourself. So I
was sort of like, I want to show us, but
I can't show us. But it just was really that's
a hard one, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Because yeah, that because that movie was really heavy.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah, and just be happy you didn't have going on
what she had gone exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (17:47):
Yeah, that's why I thought, you know, but I didn't shush,
but I wanted to.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah, well you could just say, really, that's another way
of shushing.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I guess, just on your tell her how you feel.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I'll be quiet.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Lisa's you don't know what someone's going through. Just yelled
at But anyway, speaking of movie theaters, that's a big one.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Former movie theater employee here, One time while I was working,
a group of people went to go see a scary
movie and they were being very loud and disruptive, and
during one of the scary parts, one of the gentlemen
in the group screamed and threw his popcorn up in
the air, and the gentleman behind him shushed him with
his fist.
Speaker 16 (18:30):
Oh, and that was quite the experience to watch.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Oh, I wonder if it turned into a fight. It
sounds like a brawlunched them. It was kind of a
shut up or else.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, the movies, that is that's a big one. That's
a big one in the movie theater.
Speaker 16 (18:47):
A husband and I went to the movies recently where
there were young kids being obnoxious with the scary movie.
And my husband's a really big guy, kind of scary looking,
so he got up and went over to them, whispered something,
sat back down, and they were quiet the whole rest
with the movie. And when we laughed, a bunch of
people came up to him and were like, thank you
so much for saying something. What did you say to them?
And he said, I just told them you're either going
to shut up or you're going to get kicked out.
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Your decision. And he sat back down and they were quiet.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
You know, I thought of another one when we were
kids too, and churches. Oh church, act up in church hysterically.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, that's that's one place where you have to show
some respect.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
And Eric too.
Speaker 11 (19:27):
I understand you want to bring your children, but if
they are a certain age and they're very vocal, you
need to take them out because people are trying to
worship and you're literally had your kid playing with their
iPad or like like what you used to do, Billy.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
We just like laughed hysterically. I mean, would get thrown
out of mass. Oh yeah you should.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Well, they have children's masses now, and they also have
some of them.
Speaker 11 (19:50):
Have children's rooms that look into so you can see.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
It, but you're not in the room I was at.
I was in a church at a Dunovan family event.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Oh, I remember, remember that, it was right, I remember this.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I should have been thrown out.
Speaker 11 (20:05):
I'm sorry, as a human adult, grown man, like what
seven years ago?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Do you know what they were laughing at?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Please tell me.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Him and Maddie.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yes, And they thought that this woman's Mad was hot.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Wait, yes, it's what he said. What did Mad?
Speaker 19 (20:24):
You know how?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
You know how you kneel on the kneeler?
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
And about the hot woman kneeling down?
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Lisa, Yes, and oh.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
My god, my son's first holy communion.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Oh god, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Was sitting in the front and I heard all this
commotion in the back.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
I caught the details on that one.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah it was, and it was two of them.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It's coming back to me now.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
I should have gone outside because I couldn't collect myself.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I was just I couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Did you know what was going on? What was happening? Lisa?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, I just looked behind and I saw the two
of them going on with them.
Speaker 13 (21:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yeah, oh god, worrying, You'll be back on your knees
and no.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Time, morning, guys, justin here, here we go. Number one
moment from this week. Anytime we talk about dating, we
always get a lot of calls, a lot of talkbacks.
There was a viral video this week of a woman
showed up to a first date and the guy was
on a date with another girl, and that led us
into topic time Bad first date stories. Number one.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Good morning, Stacy, where are you calling from.
Speaker 15 (21:28):
Good morning, calling from Beverly.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Beautiful, Beverly. Okay, give it to us, Stacy.
Speaker 15 (21:33):
All right, So about a couple of years ago, I
went on a date with a guy in line to Lolita,
which is a really nice restaurant, a little bit pricey,
so you know, I was expecting, hopefully he's gonna pay.
He invited me out to dinner, but I was a
little bit late because I drove around for literally thirty
minutes looking for parking. It was terrible. There was no parking.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Yeah, so I walked in.
Speaker 15 (21:53):
About ten minutes late. I'm like, I'm so sorry that
I'm a couple minutes late. He's like, well, it's okay,
I'm already four drinks in. I was like, what I
was only to miss? So that was the first thing,
and that was only the top of the tip in
the nail, so that I was like wow. So he
was pretty he was pretty tipsy already.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
I was like, oh my god, this guy.
Speaker 15 (22:11):
And so I said, okay, what, like, let's look at
the knees. He's like, oh, I already ate dinner. I didn't.
I don't want to get anything. I was like, what,
who invites someone at five o'clock for dinner. I was
like okay, So I said, let's get appetizers and we'll share.
And he's like, yeah, yeah, that sounds good, and so
I said, okay, I pick one and you pick one.
So he picked out lobster guacamole that was like thirty
dollars and I picked out something, you know, and so
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we get we're eat our food. It was not going well.
He just talked about how successfully is in his business.
The whole time just went on and on, and then
I went to the bathroom and I came back and
we were in the lounge area and he was sitting
on my side of the couch like with his arm out,
so it was really awkward. I was like, oh, so
he's trying to snuggle me while I was like eating
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guacamolele And then the waitress comes over the bill and
he points right at me and goes, oh, I didn't
really eat anything. You can give that to her.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Oh god.
Speaker 19 (23:04):
Oh.
Speaker 15 (23:04):
I was like, why don't we just split it? And
he's like, well, I didn't. I just nibbled.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 15 (23:09):
So me as like a grand student working part time,
paid like sixty dollars for appetisers. Well he just you know.
And then at the end I said, okay, it was
nice meeting you, and before I could even see anything,
he leaned in and just so quick like kiss me
right on the lips. And I was like, oh my god.
I wanted to like wipe it off. It was just
so skeazy. I was like, Wow, that was waste of
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my time. So I actually loved telling that story on
first dates because it kind of breaks the ice. I'm like,
souldrin as bad as that guy will have a great time.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Wow, that's a bad date right there. And what a
loser that guy.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
And that's another whole topic that's splitting the bill. We
have someone else on the phone with the same that
had the same problem. That's a separate topic, but that
can be roped in with this one.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Oh yeah, that's bad first date, Ashley. Where are you
calling from?
Speaker 14 (23:58):
I live in Sale, New Hampshire.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Oh beautiful Salem, New Hampshire. You must be You're probably
Justin's neighbor and you didn't even know it.
Speaker 14 (24:09):
So yeah, so I had a bad first date. I
had a guy tell me when we got to the
restaurant that I should just be grateful he picked me
up and everything I ordered, he basically was like, I
can make a healthy version of this, and make a
healthy version of that, and then at the end basically
just told me that I should put the bill with
him because I ate more than him two type of things.
Speaker 13 (24:30):
I was like, Oh, okay, oh.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
My god, this is so.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
This happens a lot like terrible, just guys, and it's
more than cheap. It's worse than that.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
He's watching what you're eating and taking and like making
a list. God, it's terrible.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Okay, we got more coming in. Let's go to and
next and what's your story?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Hey, how are you guys?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Good?
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Go ahead?
Speaker 22 (24:56):
And so I had this guy online. It was close
to my birthday. We were talking for maybe two or
three days, and he said to me, can I take
you out for your birthday?
Speaker 13 (25:09):
And I was like sure.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
So I go to meet him at his place.
Speaker 22 (25:18):
And I have to preface this with.
Speaker 23 (25:22):
He was a former marine.
Speaker 22 (25:26):
And I have a daughter who's in the Air Force,
and my daughter used to tell me all the time,
do not date a marine.
Speaker 23 (25:33):
And when I told her about this guy, she's like, Mom,
I'm telling you.
Speaker 14 (25:35):
So I was like whatever, whatever.
Speaker 23 (25:38):
So we get together, and he's like, where do you
want to go to dinner?
Speaker 22 (25:41):
And I was like, no, you pick, and he's like, well,
it's your birthday. And I'm thinking no, I want to
see how romantic you are.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
I want you to pick.
Speaker 23 (25:50):
So he thought about it for a minute and then
he was like, Okay, I know where we're going. So
he takes us to this restaurant that I haven't been
to in eons.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
And I was like, oh, I haven't been here for
ever and he was like, yeah, I got married here.
Speaker 22 (26:09):
To dinner on my birthday where you got married.
Speaker 23 (26:16):
Whatever, I'll let him drop that our table wasn't ready yet.
He was complaining about the weight staff, and he was
complaining about the other people that were sitting there because
they were just, you know, sipping on their beverages waiting
to leave. And he's complaining about that, and I'm thinking
to myself, I wanted to say to him, dude, this
is where you go to the park.
Speaker 22 (26:36):
Get us both a drink, and we sit and talk
to get to know each other.
Speaker 13 (26:40):
So then, okay, is this tay gonna get any worse?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Because like, what else happened?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Anything good?
Speaker 23 (26:49):
Well, So then I take a look at the menu,
and I'm always looking at When I go on a
first date and I don't know someone, I look for
the cheapest item on the menu, and if I like it,
that's what I eat.
Speaker 14 (27:00):
So that's what I did with this.
Speaker 23 (27:02):
Guy too, And he gets the bill and he's complaining
about how expensive it is.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
Oh God, red flags Stage five losers just get worse
and worse.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
It's like what not to do on a date.
Speaker 24 (27:19):
So about four and a half years ago, I went
on a first date at Marina Bay and I went
to the bathroom and just like laid toilet paper down
on the seat so I didn't catch hepatitis. When I
came out, I guess some of the toilet paper like
got stuck in the back of my hands, came out
like a tail. So my date was like, you have
toilet paper stuck in your p.
Speaker 16 (27:40):
So it's pretty embarrassing. But the exciting thing is we're
getting married a week from Saturday.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Much Yah.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
See that's the funny story. They'll never forget that.
Speaker 19 (27:50):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
These are some really good ones.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
You want to talk back, you want a phone call,
We can go anywhere you want. Let's go to Rachel Rachel,
you're up next. Give us a good one. Come on, Rachel, Hi,
how's it going good?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Go?
Speaker 25 (28:05):
So this one's kind of quick. I met up with
this guy from me the bumble or tender of one
of the two, and I was like, Oh, we can
go to Apex and just hang out or whatever, and
really explained to him what it was. So I get
there a little earlier and I'm waiting for him. I
finally see him arrive. We get out of the car
and he looked at the place and he's like, Apex,
what is this? You want to play games already? And
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he just got in his car and left.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Oh wow,