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September 16, 2024 39 mins
We're halfway through the show now and the fun continues! Justin scares Billy more about Africa, the otters are rising up, and a new study was done on states that have the longest marriages. Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!  
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we're back and happy Monday to you, and
we've got a new Sabrina sound. We played it earlier
this morning. We did not have a winner. I think
this is a tough one.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's a hard one. It's in the hard category.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah. So what you're listening for is the sound, and
we'll play it in a couple of seconds. But you'll
need not only the sound, but Lisa.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
All right, you have to look at the Sabrina lyrics.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
These are songs that we play on Kiss Went Away,
all the hits, So the song will give you the
clue as to what the sound is.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Get the sound and the song.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
You want the sound, we got it. Listen very carefully.
Here is the Sabrina secret sound. Oh man, I can't
even begin.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
This one falls in the hard category. Yeah, sure, man, Yeah,
we'll play it again. Listen very carefully, so there you go.
Remember this.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Are you kidding me with how that secret sound was?

Speaker 6 (00:56):
You guys are just like the growing tickets to people.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Throwing tickets anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Not anymore?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
No six one.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
Eight.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
We'll take Colle twenty five. But again you'll need the sound,
and you'll need the song. The Sabrina song that inspired
this very weird sound, and you get a Billy.

Speaker 8 (01:16):
And Lisa morning show. I just wanted to let Billy
and everybody know that I am also going to Africa
on a safari for two weeks in a couple of
weeks for my honeymoon. And I think the highlight of
my life would be seeing Billy Costa there or potentially
being on a game drive with Billy Costa. So if

(01:39):
we can make that happen.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yeah, I feel like we haven't talked enough about this.
You know, your Africa trip, Your safari is coming up
in just a couple of weeks, be out for a
whole week.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, and this is your delayed honeymoon trip too, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh yeah, And it's quite likely she would see me
coming back from a safari on a stretcher missing a limb.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
She just wants to see the gorilla's Michelle, your beautiful wife.
That's her dream is to be with the gorillas and
all the other animals there, but not so much.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, the weird thing is there won't be any gorillas
on this trip. Oh no, she wants to go back
next year for the gorillas. So what's going on. I'm
not going on that.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
One, oh okay, Well, next week we're going to have
the person that's leading the expedition. Oh right, oh yeah,
Donald Donald. He's a photographer.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
He lives in Iceland. We've had him on before.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
He's currently in Kenya as we speak, so you know,
behind the scenes for everyone listening, Billy is very anxious
about this trip, very nervous.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
You'll be okay, well he has he's afraid of insects.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well, because everybody's lying to me. Oh no, honey, there
are no mosquitos, mosquito seasons over and yet everything she
buys me for the trip is mosquito proof.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Well, that's the other part of it is he's refusing
to wear the things that's exactly getting you to to
protect you hear.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, but well documented, really well documented. Animals are rising.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh god, well, we have our weird story segments coming up.
And again listen and shout out to our listeners. Then
now in on this they're sending me these stories. Yes,
they really are rising up. But yeah, Africa, here comes Bill.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
This is Bill.

Speaker 9 (03:19):
Way over there, that's Africa, and way over on this
edge of the screen here this is the eastern seaboard
of the United States.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
So he's bothering the fish.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Right now, a couple of weeks, we have a college
twenty five. Her name is Christina. Good morning, Christina. Where
are you calling from? Hi? Calling for Newton, beautiful Newton.
I hear it's very what is it comfortable?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (03:45):
Yes, all right, focus on.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I know you're focused on the game.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
She doesn't want to. She doesn't want any small talk.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
No, no small Let's get right to it, uh, Christina, Right, yep,
Now we're going to play it. Listen very carefully here.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
It is.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Good luck with this one. Christina. Do you think you
know what the Sabrina secret sound is?

Speaker 7 (04:08):
I think I do? Is it light the fuse from
wild Side?

Speaker 10 (04:15):
That is incorrect?

Speaker 11 (04:18):
And I don't even know what that is?

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Are we sure we're talking about Sabrina Carpenter? Was that
a Jane's addiction song?

Speaker 7 (04:29):
Maybe Sabrina with someone else? Okay?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
So no, no, Christina, it's fine. Feel free to play again.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay? Is that not Abrina? Deep?

Speaker 11 (04:42):
Again?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
All of the songs that are in this game are
popular songs that we play on Caste, And she could
be right.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
It could have been a Sabrina song.

Speaker 10 (04:49):
No, maybe she just knows more Sabrine deep cuts than
we do, but keeping it to the hits, the hits
and the ones that we know and that we're not
trying to We're not trying to make it impossible.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
No good try and the v bros Will do it
in three ten this afternoon.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yes, I don't see a song named wildfire? Is he
smoking fire? It's a Sabrina song. Oh well maybe she
meant smoking fire. Maybe maybe, but that wasn't the song.
But yeah, the secret sound rolls on three ten. The
v Bros and Gianna will have your next shot that
sold out Sabrina Carpenter tickets. Weird Stories up next, and
we mentioned a couple of minutes ago the animals are.

Speaker 11 (05:25):
Rising, room kids went away.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Seems a little weird to me.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh my god, it's.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Time for weird stories.

Speaker 11 (05:34):
I'm pretty creepy with Billy and Lisa in the morning.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well, last week we had a couple of otter weird stories.
Well I have another one. But this is actually kind
of a good thing.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
So there's a search and rescue team in Florida that
are training otters for search and regue rescue missions because
otters are the only mammals that can smell things underwater.

Speaker 12 (05:55):
I had read an article that said that otters were
the only mammals that I have odor detective underwater, and
I kept thinking to myself, well, why can't we get
these guys to work for us?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Is it possible to do that?

Speaker 12 (06:04):
Not only can they smell items underwater, they can also
pick up on queues, on trails. Smell trails, so you
know what item might be way down there, but because
it's been dissolved underwater and the water is moving toward
the otter, they can pinpoint right to it because they
get the trail.

Speaker 11 (06:19):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Not amazing.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Didn't we have an otter story last week about otters attacking?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
We had there was a gang of otters and then
they attacked a woman jogging.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
With razor sharp teeth.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, when they came out of the water and she
was got too close.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, yeah, attack there. Well, what do you know, I've
got a story. A river otter attacked a child at
a marina in Washington and pull the child underwater. The
mom was able to rescue the child. But here are
some of the people in the area.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I have never heard of an otter attacking.

Speaker 13 (06:52):
We found out about it, and I never heard of that.

Speaker 12 (06:55):
Most orders would tend to steer clear people, but they
can be territorial.

Speaker 13 (06:59):
Take seriously, wild animals, I mean it's been in the
news quite a bit and yellowstone and buffaloes.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
You don't get too close to the buffalo.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
So from now on we'll know not to get.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Too close to the river otter.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
So didn't did the otter smell the child? Maybe we
have that sense of smell.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Are you starting to believe me that the animals are rising?
We have evidence every day.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yeah, just in time for your Africa trip, dude, it's perfect.

Speaker 14 (07:25):
My daughter Lisa Kenya Saturday on safari with her fiance
and they've had more vaccines than you can imagine. They
were told they can't weave black because the teez flies
will attack you.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
They said.

Speaker 14 (07:38):
The mosquitoes are crazy bugs love her. So she's terrified
and you'll never get a fresh salad. It's usually sprinkled
with the coli and the monkey steal your cell phones.
So I'll check in when she comes back.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
If she comes back, she has to check in because
Michelle's promising there were no mosquitos this time.

Speaker 11 (07:58):
You, well, what about the teats fly?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I've always been afraid of the flies.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Bill. You're all said they do spray.

Speaker 15 (08:05):
My friend went on safari this summer in Africa and
she said that when the plane landed, the whole thing
got sprayed for bugs.

Speaker 11 (08:14):
So good luck with that one.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I knew it. Oh my god, when he save me?

Speaker 10 (08:23):
Okay, so this is interesting. This is a man in Texas.
He's a door dash driver, claimed that he was shot
at while making a Panera bread delivery in a remote
area by a group of men on horseback.

Speaker 9 (08:37):
Not four down the road, I run into a long
line of cars. It was clear to me they were
looking to start trouble. It was a game to them.
One of them dismounts off their horse. Another rider got
some my right and blocked me off, and then the
guy who gets off in front of me said he
was gonna pop mych right here. That's when I hear like, basically,
it sounded like an explosion. I didn't even understand. The

(08:57):
night when the cop that found the bullet was like,
you're really lucky.

Speaker 11 (09:02):
Where was this, Texas, Texas in remains area.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, so you see the horses there.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Shout out to Mi I T So Mi T every
year gives out their version of the Nobel Prize. They
give a bunch of you know, awards out for different things.
It's usually you know, to celebrate unusual scientific discoveries. One
standout this year is a study that found that mammals
are capable of breathing through their butt.

Speaker 16 (09:30):
The Ignobel Physiology Prize is awarded to Rio Okabe, you
Hey Yokayama, and Taka Nori to KB for discovering that
many mammals are capable of breathing through their anus?

Speaker 11 (09:49):
Is this a joke?

Speaker 12 (09:53):
First and foremost, thank you so much for believing the
potential of anus for.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 11 (10:04):
Ever there at.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
MIT, it's pretty cool. Another award they are one of
these guys for studying how and when cow's you know,
spray their milk. Apparently has to do with their anxiety disorder.
Oh yeah, they spray more when they're anxious.

Speaker 11 (10:18):
Oh my god, Billy would be spraying milk all day one.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Twenty four seven. Anxious person, I know.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Oh, speaking of awards, the Emmy Awards were handed out.
I don't think anybody got a trophy for anus now,
but we'll take you there next.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
He should be found on who them in Boston.

Speaker 17 (10:35):
I like to listen to Billy and Lisa in the
morning on Kiss Went Away.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Hey Lisa, now the entertainment update with a Billy constad.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
So the Patriots lost to the Seahawks at you Let
yesterday twenty three, twenty They look pretty good. They almost won,
but they were waking up one in one on the season.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
Coach Mayo, here, this is NFL football, you know those
it's one play, one player there. You just never know
which play it is. And you know it's easy to
try to pick out some plays here and there, but
it's all of us. We have to get better as
a team and look forward to to getting back on
the practice field getting better.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah, block field goal of pass interference called late in
the game on Jonathan Jones. It could have gone either way.

Speaker 18 (11:18):
I would like someone from the appreciating off as an
NFL to show kind of where the penalty was. You know,
over time, I don't feel like I got some pendey the
receiver acknowledged that that wasn't a penalty. So at that point,
you know, it's out of my hands. He's got the flag,
it through it, he threw it.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
So the Patriots played the Jets on the road this
coming Thursday, night, just in your hands in the air.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
I liked how they had Malcolm Butler ring the bell.
Yeah the game, Oh my god, yeah, the Seahawks. Yeah,
it's a little patty.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
They had a whole ceremony, oh yeah, from Malcolm Butler.
Texans beat the Bears in the Sunday night game last night.
If you went to bed early, Chiefs beat the Bengals
twenty six to twenty five on a controversial call. On
let's face it, any time there's a questionable call and
Patrick Mahomes is involved, it always goes to the Chiefs.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
They always get the call, that's for sure. Although he did,
he did, he should have got the call on that.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I think Falcons and the Eagles the Monday Night game tonight,
and Primetime Emmy Awards last night, hosted by Eugene and
Dan Levy. We're very, very excited to be here tonight.
I think most of you know we are not stand
up comedian.

Speaker 14 (12:29):
No.

Speaker 17 (12:29):
In fact, I wouldn't even really call us hosts. We're
more like like what like actors acting like hosts, which
is a huge gamble for us. But if it goes
well tonight. My name is pronounced Levy, not Levy.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
And if things go south.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
My name is pronounced Martin short.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Maybe it's a fabulous job. I really thought they were funny.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
They're really good. What's Dan doing now?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Well, he was on a new show on Netflix.

Speaker 10 (12:56):
Yeah, but also there was a it was a movie
on Netflix and then wrote and directed it was he
started it.

Speaker 11 (13:01):
It was one of a really really great movie. Oh
I don't yeah, I loved it. I gotta find it.
It was fantastic. You laugh to cried.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I have to because I need something to watch.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Is it called Good Grief?

Speaker 11 (13:14):
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
He's filming a couple of movies now that are slated
to come out in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, he's Honestly, I have to say he's one of
my most favorite actors.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
I mean, shit's creek.

Speaker 11 (13:25):
Yeah, like legend this is legendary, one, super talented.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah. I think my next go to is going to
be Showgun, which, by the way, one for Outstanding Drama Series,
also won for Lead Actor and Lead Actress in a
Drama Series, Hacks One Outstanding Comedy Series, Geene Smart winning
Lead Actress in a Comedy Series, and Jody Foster won
for True Detective.

Speaker 19 (13:48):
The Indigenous People in Newpiak and Inuit people of Northern
Alaska who just they just told us their stories and
they allowed us to.

Speaker 11 (13:58):
Listen, and that was just it's the blessing.

Speaker 19 (14:00):
It was love, love, love, and when you feel that
something amazing happens, it's deep and wonderful.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
She looked fabulous last night, Jodi Foster, did you see that?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I did.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
I thought I liked the season of True Detective. I
didn't love the ending, but Jody was great. I didn't
like her sex scenes, no show.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
They weren't needed.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
They weren't needed. No, because you know in real life
she's a lesbian.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
I wasn't buying it.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
I wasn't buying any.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Anyway. It was a great season, a great show. I'm
hoping it comes back again. John Oliver won for last
week Tonight, beating out Saturday Night Live, but an awkward
moment when he was trying to pay tribute to his
dead dog.

Speaker 20 (14:43):
I always want to think it's gonna be very silly,
odd dog. We had the most fantastic dog, and she
was all wedding and she goes.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Through a pandemic. She was with us for the two.

Speaker 20 (14:54):
Pregnancies and perfect choice of music we ought to say
goodbye and uh.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
That's him swearing.

Speaker 20 (15:06):
Uh it is I feel I feel like Sarah mccachlan
right now. This she was, she was an amazing dog,
and uh ouch I would I would guess I want to.
This isn't just for her, this for all dogs.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
All dogs.

Speaker 20 (15:24):
You're all very good girls, you're very good boys.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
You all deserve the treats.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Play me off.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Now, thanks so much, your good boy.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yeah, speaking of dogs, Hi, Dad, this is Titus.

Speaker 21 (15:40):
I just wanted to make sure you updated you will
before you went away. Don't let mom bring back some
stupid cat. I don't want any part of it. And
I just want to make sure I get the boat.

Speaker 11 (15:56):
Yeah, please update your will.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I add that's in reference to your big Africa trip that.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's coming up in two weeks. I can't believe you
go another awkward moment, at least some thoughts. So last night,
Jelly Roll was performing for the in Memoriam segment and
he sang his song I'm Not Okay, which is about
suicide and depression. We have a clip.

Speaker 16 (16:18):
Loser I'm not Okay.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
The rains, so we're saying him just know who that
I learned had it.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
By the way, I thought it was a inappropriate song.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yeah, I mean it deals with depression and suicide. So
of course people online start, you know, complaining.

Speaker 11 (16:42):
I feel like people, would you have picked.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
I mean, it's a beautiful song, yeah, it really is. Yeah,
I thought it fit perfectly.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
But he could have done save Me right?

Speaker 11 (16:51):
Yeah, but that's is that really the death?

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Honestly, I feel like any jelly roll song he did
a song yeah, yeah, I mean they chose him for reasons,
beautiful song.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah. Justin Timberlake had his court hearing in the Hampton's
on Friday. He played guilty to a much lesser charge,
and he said this outside the court.

Speaker 22 (17:11):
Even if you've had one drink, don't get behind the
wheel of a car. There's so many alternatives, call a friend,
take an uber, there's many travel apps.

Speaker 11 (17:22):
He's still take a taxi.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
This is a mistake that I made.

Speaker 22 (17:27):
But I'm hoping that whoever's watching and listening right now
can learn from this mistake. I know that I certainly have.
And like I said, even one drink, don't get behind
the wheel of a car.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah, I guess. He lost his license for three months
and is expected to come up with the PSA now
and he'll say what they wanted him to say.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Drunk driving is an awful thing. It's strange to me that,
you know, you get in big trouble for it, right,
it's a big deal. But every day bars are open
where people drive to the bar, go in, drink, and
then get in their car and drive home.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
And this is a big thing in the Karen Reid trial.

Speaker 10 (18:02):
Well, you know what gets me too is people have
two three four duys and their car insurance is less
than mine. Now, I don't understand that when I've never
driven drunk.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Okay, how do you know their insurance is less than yours?

Speaker 10 (18:14):
Because I have somebody in my life that they're exed,
has two DUIs.

Speaker 11 (18:19):
And his car insurance is less than mine. Yeah, ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
I know a guy that had nine Yeah, like, how
still driving?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Well no, he was in the you know.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
He was like people know he wasn't driving anymore.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
He was, No, he wasn't even walking freely anymore.

Speaker 10 (18:37):
I think the message you can't have three without getting
your license taken away from Yeah? Because the guy I
know us too, and he's driving legally.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Wow, Hey, lis, So why am I hearing that? Ben
and j Low are now kissing all right.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
They were together with the kids over the weekend in la.
I had a hotel in Beverly Hills, and I didn't
see any pick, but they said she gave him a kiss.
Maybe it was just a nice sort of loving kiss.
They were married, they're technically still very technically still married,
so I don't know. I don't think there's much And
I think they were just getting together with the kids.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I thought they were both in revenge mode.

Speaker 11 (19:15):
Well you can do both. I mean their kids are
very close in age.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
They are, and I'm sure they were close, and to
be perfectly honest, I think it's healthy if they can
get together and get the kids together for a nice
lunch once in a while.

Speaker 10 (19:24):
But I saw Finn and Emmy. Finn who is what
I guess is Sara. Fina now goes by Finn. Ben
athlex child and Emmy who is. I think they're both
non binary. I think Jalo's daughter and Ben's daughter are
now buying non binary and they hang out all the time.

Speaker 11 (19:45):
Okay, I think they bought they got the kids together.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, yeah, they should make it work.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
You have to.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah. Kendrick Lamar announced last week. It's a super Bowl
halftime show. Keep in mind that Sure did the halftime
show last year and he was asked about it on
Kelly and mar Kendrick Lamar is performing in this year's
super Bowl. Any advice you want to get?

Speaker 8 (20:05):
Well, they play the hits it and do you think
he'll bring out Drake?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh man, you show you shows violence this morning? Huh?
Is that what we're doing here?

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Get together?

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (20:25):
You should broke it like you should be there.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Because I want no part of that.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
No, that's a hot feud. Yeah, I don't think Drake's
coming out at the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I don't either. Isn't that what we do? We play
the hits? That's right, we do. We play the hits.
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Speaker 1 (21:34):
So would you believe there is now a list of
states where apparently marriages last of the longest list.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yes, they study this and it's a real deal.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
So the top ten states for marriage longevity, and they're
saying the key factors contributing to it are economic stability
play a crucial role, stable economies, community support, traditional values,
a lot of outdoor times. So there's one state in
New England that is in the top ten.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Can you guess what it is?

Speaker 11 (22:05):
Oh, I'm going to say Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
I say Vermont, I say in New Hampshire.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Actually there are two.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Sorry, there's number three is Vermont, you're right, and then
Maine is number seven. So a lot of outdoor space, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
What does outdoor space after?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
It's just like you spend time like being together rather
than worrying about what everybody else has, you know what
I mean. So the number one state with the longest
marriage longevity is West Virginia.

Speaker 11 (22:35):
That's really shocking, shocking. They're very poor.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah, but I think that would be number one, be
high up on the list because of the traditional values.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Exactly outdoor space. They had twenty two point six years
of marriage on.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Average, and they don't expect much, right.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
That's yeah, it's simple living basically.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Can I ask a question about West Virginia? Yes, isn't
there are a lot of you.

Speaker 10 (22:57):
Know, okay, Okay, I think that's a myth because of
that one family, that one family in well yeah, breeding
within the family, yeah, breading Yeah, yeah, Well I think
you mean like in the mountains.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Of West Virginia. Yeah, the family, Yeah, I think animals. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
So the states with the worst marriage outlook are states
that have a lot of high stress urban environments. Frequent relocations,
and career pressures can strain marriages. So New York the
bottom three No, these are so surprising, Like I can't
even believe it. Nevada, Texas and the number fifty. Alaska

(23:42):
has the worst marriage duration. It only has sixteen point
eight years that you would think Alaska has a lot
of open space.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
It's very cool.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Not the case, but you're right, that could be a stress.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
It's very cool.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Texas is surprising to me.

Speaker 11 (23:57):
I know, I thought it would be California would be down.

Speaker 10 (24:00):
Yeah, because someone who will get divorced there, like celebrities.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
And it's a big state, not even in the bottom ten.

Speaker 23 (24:06):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Wow, Yeah, I would have put Texas before West Virginia.

Speaker 10 (24:11):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, Texas is a weird,
big place in West Virginia.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
They probably just walk away, like in just one morning
you get up.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
And Dad's not there, you know, and they never really
get divorced.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Right years later, they still don't know where dad went.

Speaker 10 (24:29):
Being not divorce doesn't mean you're happy, correct, So they
could be West Virginia.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, they just move along.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah, you know, marriage is not an easy thing.

Speaker 13 (24:38):
Mike, Well, I ask yourself some questions before you get
too serious about marriage. Yeah, we call this Cupid's checklist. First,
do you have similar backgrounds. Second, are you real friends, comrades, pals.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Through thick and thin?

Speaker 13 (24:53):
And third do you both understand marriage?

Speaker 15 (24:56):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (24:57):
Not the kind in most movies, aren't most popular songs,
but the real, everyday kind of marriage between real people.
Do you understand it?

Speaker 4 (25:08):
And so New Hampshire is not in the top ten.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, Max, I need to move over to main Yeah,
made in Vermont, buddy, Yeah, I love Vermont.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
I could see that. I feel like everyone's happy in Vermont.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Okay, you've been there once.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
I go.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
How much can you know about it? You went up
to visit a family men, now once.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
I'm going in November again?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Really for what?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Burlington Vermont? I've been going every year for the past
ten years.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, you're saying right.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah, I go up there with a bunch of friends.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
And isn't Burlington as far north as you can go
in Vermont before leaving Vermont?

Speaker 4 (25:41):
It's three hours. No, you can go past it. Yeah,
it's pretty far up there. It's right on Lake Champlain.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Beautiful, it's near Stow.

Speaker 13 (25:47):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
It's beautiful. We love it.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
And we stopped on eighty nine. We stop off on
the little towns. Yeah, great, Why are you shaking your head.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
You know, who are these friends that you're going to Vermont? Like,
I feel like that part you made up. You don't
go to Vermont with friends.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
I do a bunch of friends. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
What do you do when you get there?

Speaker 4 (26:05):
We usually eat, we know, eat out a lot, things
like that, walk around the town.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
What, Billy, I'm trying to imagine most of your friends
you met in jail.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
I will say, yeah that when we go up there
every year, we we stick out like sore thumbs.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Yeah, but you know what, they're very welcoming. That's what
I mean about Vermont being a nice, happy place.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Happy. You'll go in a caravan or like everytime a
mini van, Like, how does this work?

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Sometimes we carpool? Okay, so there it is. So yeah.
If you want a long, happy marriage, move to West Virginia.
There you go.

Speaker 19 (26:40):
Marriage is not about the animal lushting and kinky sex games.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
It's not so much.

Speaker 24 (26:46):
About who's the dog and who's the fire hydrant tonight.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
It's deeper than that.

Speaker 19 (26:52):
The longer a marriage last, the longer you can go.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Without sex. There you go. How about that list right there?
All right? We have the wrap up coming up in
a few minutes. We had a crazy topic worst concert experiences.
We got a lot of feedback from you guys. We'll
play some of those talkbacks and the Billion Lisa wrap up.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's coming up next kids, run Away into the Morning
wrap up on Billy and Lisa in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
So it's a new week and that means a new
Sabrina Secret Sound and this one, this one falls into
the hard category. We had two contestants play the game
this morning. Both got it wrong. First was Rebecca being
a school teacher.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
Is it like a push tin from the song taste
he pins me down on the carpet.

Speaker 11 (27:41):
That is incorrect, Oh, Rebecca.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Yeah. Rebecca tried at seven to ten, did not get it.
Then at eight ten Christina, she was kind of way
off on this.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Good luck with this one, Christina. Do you think you
know what the Sabrina Secret Sound is?

Speaker 7 (27:58):
I think I do. Is it light to Fuse from
wild Side?

Speaker 10 (28:04):
That is incorrect?

Speaker 11 (28:07):
And I don't even know what song that is.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Yeah, we weren't sure. I did a little bit of
research and she does have a song called Wildside from
twenty sixteen. But we've said it over and over again.
These are just from the top hits that we play
right now, there's only four of them, you know what
I mean? Nonsense, Yeah, Espresso.

Speaker 11 (28:33):
Those are a lot of songs for one hours to
have in rotation at once. Yours a big number.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, that was one of the lost songs I think.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yeah, well that's an early early one.

Speaker 11 (28:41):
No, she was like in high school then.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
So three time this afternoon of the b Bros And Gianna
will play this sound again. You'll have a chance to
play for sold out Sabrina Carpenter tickets. We had a
good topic this morning, worst concert experiences. This came from
the little incident at Leaderbank Pavilion this weekend with Jane's
addiction when they started fighting on stage and ended the show.
And so we got so many good stories on this.

Speaker 24 (29:04):
One talking about horrible concert experiences. Me and my friend
we went to this Nicky Mnon's concert that just recently passed.
We were VIP, we were on the floor, we were
having a great time when a girl that was behind
my friend was so intoxicated she threw up all over

(29:26):
my friend's back, all over my leg and all over
my shoes and it was just horrible.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yeah, that sounds horrible.

Speaker 11 (29:35):
Disgusting.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
That is gross.

Speaker 11 (29:36):
That's worse in beer.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
A lot of times alcohol causes a lot of problems
at concerts that can be a big deal.

Speaker 15 (29:42):
My friend and I took our daughters to see the
Taylor Swift concert and in front of us were four
young girls who two of which were completely obliterated, and
the other two were ticked off that they were obliterated.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
One of them managed.

Speaker 15 (29:53):
To get her hot dog mustard all up and down
her legs while she's trying to clean it off. The
other ones got her boob out. Then we looked down.
The other ones got the lower half out. It was
a lot of conversations for her daughters about what not
to do when you get to be twenty one.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Yeah, let me tell you, one of the greatest things
about not drinking anymore is now I go to concerts.
I can remember them. When I was thinking about my
worst concert experience, I don't remember so many of them. Yeah,
I was drinking, drinking too much, I should add.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Back in the early two thousands, when I was probably
like ten, my friend and I went to see Everril
Levine and we were driving on the highway to the
concert with her mom and the giant tour bus with
ever Levine's face pulled up next to us on the highway,
so we started freaking out waving our arms, and a
guy came to the window and pointed us, and next
thing we know, Evrol herself came to the window, pulled
down her pants and mooned us. My friend's mom was

(30:47):
mortified and jokes on Evril because she was the head
of PR and so I think Avril got to hear
about that.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Okay, would you tell Honor, oh my god, how much
she mooned me? I'd say thank you.

Speaker 23 (30:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (30:59):
Also, why would she move two little girls?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Weird?

Speaker 11 (31:04):
Really weird.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
That reminded me of Winnie and I interviewed Lewis Capaldi
last year and down at MGM, and on the way
out we interviewed him. Went great. So we're walking on
Lansdown Street and then I look up and I see
Lewis and his dressing him though the curtain was open,
so Winnie and I were like hey, and he looks down.
Now the people start to notice it's him, So this
huge crowd of people that are going to his show,
and looking up, he lifted up his shirt and did

(31:26):
the truffle shuffle. The window.

Speaker 11 (31:31):
I love him.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
He's so great. It's the coolest guy ever. Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Aril Levine thinking just took her pants down and popped.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
The moon moon other people.

Speaker 10 (31:42):
That's it's kind of old school school.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
You don't see it anymore, you know, he definitely don't.

Speaker 11 (31:49):
All right, one more hand, Good morning, morning team.

Speaker 25 (31:52):
My husband's birthday is right around Saint Patrick's day. What
would be better than to see the drop kick Murphy's.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
We went to the Hot Rock.

Speaker 25 (31:58):
We were probably about four rows from the stage. After
they did their famous Boston song, they went into all
their other songs, which included a huge wash pit, and
when some guy flew over my head, my husband grabbed
my hand and pulled me out of there, and all
I could think of was, oh my god, I'm a mom,
I have kids.

Speaker 11 (32:17):
Let me get out of here.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
This is postm alone.

Speaker 15 (32:23):
Wake up.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
We're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning and.

Speaker 11 (32:26):
Kiss One Await Bosses number one hit music station.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
And we're back here. We are the brand new week,
by the way, late beautiful day again today. What the
heck is going on?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Yeah? Enjoy today tomorrow maybe some rain though later in
the weekend, like later in the week.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Yeah, not a cloud in the sky.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Eighties today, eighties tomorrow, maybe cooling off later this week. Wow,
you got talkbacks in there, justin You've been moving around
in there, like we watch you through the glass all
the time.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
You study me.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Well, we watch you and then we talk about you.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
You just want me to get frazzled and then I
get angry. That's what you like.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
That's pretty much the mission. Y.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah, well you're headed to Africa. Obviously, it's kind of
like your honeymoon.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Well it was my wedding gift to my.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Wife, wedding gift, but you know, kind of like a
you know, post marriage trip.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, I mean it's her ultimate dream. That's all she's
ever wanted in life is to go to Africa.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
So many of the places you could have went. You
could have went to Barbados.

Speaker 23 (33:21):
I'm back to work today after two weeks of getting
married and then my honeymoon in Barbados. No, wish me
luck back to reality.

Speaker 11 (33:34):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
That is refree entry after like something like that.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Two weeks. That's that's length awesome.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah, you're going to Africa.

Speaker 9 (33:43):
Hey, guys, is anybody else worried about Billy getting trampled
by elephants, because I feel like.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
That is more worries though than any type of fun.

Speaker 13 (33:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, And the fact is where we're going, Zimbabwe, a
lot of elephants.

Speaker 10 (34:00):
I'm more worried about me and Lisa because when he
comes back here we are. He's a sandwichway right between us,
and if he picks up any disease, we're dying and
you and I don't want him.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah. In isolation, I have my own studio. I'm not
in the same room as you guys. Yeah, so I'm
a little bit safer.

Speaker 11 (34:18):
I'm not thrilled about this.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Wait a minute, I'm the one going to Africa and
getting trampled and you're worried about yourself because I know.

Speaker 11 (34:24):
You're going to come back.

Speaker 10 (34:25):
That was a biblical experience, the best trip of my life.

Speaker 11 (34:29):
I loved it. It was beautiful, it was amazing.

Speaker 10 (34:31):
And you're gonna have some weird little leech on you
and it's going to jump to me, Lisa, and I'm
going to die in early death and I don't appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Well, Lisa says he's going to be a cet fly.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Well, here you go hit some information on that.

Speaker 26 (34:44):
You're the far girl here again, just to let you
know that tourism is the largest industry in East Africa.
So I don't think it would be so if people
were falling down from insect bites and ny coli and
being attacked by animals. So I think you're in safety.

Speaker 11 (35:00):
Drink bottled water.

Speaker 26 (35:02):
TC flies are depending on the places you're going to
stay because they like brushy, dusty areas and enjoy yourself.
You're gonna love it, billy, I know it.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
I don't know about the set flying. So what's the
deal on a sets?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Have it right here? So Zimbabwe has an area of
three hundred and ninety thousand square kilometers that is occupied
by CC flies.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
There's no way you're see now, that's what you do.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
That's what it says, if if, if control measures are not.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Taking and that's exactly where you're going, right Zimbabwe.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, oh what was nice on you?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Wait a minute. It's the primary residence of seats flies.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
It doesn't say primary. It just says that they can
occupy that that space in Zimbabwe.

Speaker 11 (35:44):
Waiting about like Lisa in the morning, right, whoa bill?
Are you telling you drop the bill.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Well, you know, how do you stay? Even seats fly?
What they caused? Do you know about this?

Speaker 25 (35:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
So they cause what's called the sling sickness. Yeah, it's
it's a parasitic disease and it's transmitted to humans by
bites of the Sizi flies.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Do the bites hurt?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
I'm not sure to look that up.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Well, I think we're gonna have maybe next week, aren't
we having the guy that's heading up this expedition? Now,
do you think you'll be honest with us?

Speaker 21 (36:24):
No?

Speaker 11 (36:24):
Because he makes money off this.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Is Yeah, I think Michelle, your lovely wife, will give
him the heads up. You know, don't make them any
any more scared than he is. Anyway, back to the
c Yeah, at first, if you get bit by one,
they may include fever, skin lesions, rash, swelling, or swollen
lymph nodes on the back of the neck. So you
got to be careful with the neck all of that. Yeah,

(36:48):
from a tiny little How big are they? I mean sure,
they're small, and it causes an infection of the brain
and the fluids surrounding the brain and the spinal cord
all of that.

Speaker 10 (37:00):
Yeah, you hardly won't be able to get back on
the plane. You just die right in Zimbabwe?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Does that happen where they think you were a threat
to your homeland that you can't even get on a
plane and come home.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Do you want to have the best part? Oh no,
Please tell us you thought the last part was the
best part. This is the best part. So what months
are the Zitzi flies? Is the most active?

Speaker 12 (37:21):
I guess?

Speaker 11 (37:21):
Can I guess? September October?

Speaker 4 (37:22):
November September to late October in the hot dry season.

Speaker 11 (37:27):
Love that for you, Bill, missy buddy?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
What Yeah, you could get dangay fever.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
They give you dangay fever. Now, my wife Michelle promised
me that there wouldn't be any mosquitoes or bugs during
September October.

Speaker 11 (37:43):
Your wife lied? What on Boston is Benson Boone?

Speaker 22 (37:46):
And you're waking up with Billian Lisa in the morning
on Kiss one to wait, Boston's number one hit music stations.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Hey Lisa, Hey Lisa, how you doing?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Hey Benson, He's cute.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Lisa's here looking at all these alerts and travels bands
on Zimbabwe and now I'm terrified. I'm going to be
taken and I'm going to be in the mud, barefoot
looking for diamonds and with some guy whipping me.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
You know what, I thought? You did it for love?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Oh that's all that matter. Before we go, Winnie, do
you have any more stolen cookie jars to sell?

Speaker 23 (38:14):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (38:15):
No, I was selling things this week on my Instagram.
I have a lot of good stuff that went. The
one thing that didn't go was a very nice office
chair I can't get rid of. Someone take it off
my hands. In Winnie's world, come find.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Me, okay, giving plugs? Well show you all morning. You're
selling your stuff, Phil three ten this afternoon that show, Yes,
they do.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
That's all that I was forced to do that Every
ten This afternoon, the v Bros Will have the Sabrina
Secret Sound. I got to caution you, it's a tough one.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
We told you it was going to get harder, and
it is.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
It's definitely on the harder side. We had two incorrect
guesses this morning, so three ten you have to listen
for the sound, started the lyrics and be the winner.
These are hot tickets.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
There you go, but we'll be back either way with
a Sabrina Secret Sounds seven ten tomorrow morning. Okay, but
we got to get out of the wain. Now, who's coming?
Is he still missing?

Speaker 4 (39:08):
No back, Okay, I've had some family emergency stuff to
deal with. But he is back today, I believe so.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
My name McKay is O next. We'll see you in
the morning. By everybody,
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