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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now this morning show in Boston.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Billy and Lisa in the morning. It's just a great
start to my day on kids.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good morning, everybody, Welcome into a Thursday morning. It is
the Billion Lisa Show. I'm justin. Billy's here, Lisa's here,
and we thank you for listening every single morning The
Billion Lisa Show heard worldwide always on the iHeartRadio app.
You can take us with you anywhere you go and
that's where you leave talkbacks, which are essentially messages you
can send in on the app to us. And speaking
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of talkbacks, don't forget the Noah contest is going on.
He took a little break, but he is back at
Fenway tomorrow night and Saturday night as well. We have
last minute tickets we are giving out. All you have
to do is leave a talkback every time you hear
a Noah Cohn song, So you gotta be listening on
the iHeart app. Good luck on that. But Billy and Lisa,
I do have something that I want to start with
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this morning. This came from an off the air conversation
with a producer Riley and myself because I was, for
whatever reason, talking about the TLC song Waterfall. She goes,
I love that song, and then I said do you
know the meaning of it? And she was like, no,
it's a great song. And then I explained the real
meaning of it, which is it's about AIDS the TLC song.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Really, I did not.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Know that.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You did because I remember the video.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yes, exactly. It's not about chasing waterfalls. Even though the
chorus is super catchy. The song's lyrics tackle issues such
as HIV, AIDS and the illegal drug trade, and producer
Riley was like blown away by it, you know. So
then I started thinking, what are some other songs that
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you know when you were younger you loved, you sang
along to, and then later on in life you discovered
the real meaning of And there's a bunch on here
that I think you billy, you might be shocked at
some of these.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well, here's the deal.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
You know, I never know the lyrics to songs. I
only know the melodies, So there's a good chance I
don't know any of those storylines.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You know, the song ninety nine Red Balloons. Don't know
what that song's about.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I don't, but I loved that song.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
It's not about It's not about ninety nine actual red balloons.
It's an anti war protest song. It's the story of
an innocent release of balloons that is mistaken for a
nuclear attack on radar, triggering a devastating chain reaction that
ultimately destroys the world.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
WHOA, that's the song is so fun?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Right, that's so fun?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I that's crazy, Nina Nina.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, that was one hit wonder.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, definitely that was before my time, but I still
know the song all right. Next up in the list
here semi semi Charmed Life by Third Eye Blonde. This
one was shocking for me. I had already known this,
this song right here?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
How long?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
So the song's it?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Up beat, nostalgic, radio friendly nineties alt rock jams.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Right, you know that song? You love it?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
No, the dude and the song max masks the terrifyingly
dark subject matter, which is crystal meth addiction.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
The song is about the downward spiral of substance abuse
and the desperation of trying to maintain a semi charmed
lifestyle while hiding it.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Isn't it weird on these songs that nobody ever knew
the message?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It's crazy?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well, such an upbeat song, so bouncy.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Well, the crystal method in that song is edited out
on the radio version, so you never hear it. That's
probably one reason why you would take right man, No boy,
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this one, Lisa, I know you know this one, but this.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Is a big one.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Every breath you take by the police, this one.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
It's played at weddings all the time as like a romance.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It's a beautiful well, not so much.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Sting wrote the song about surveillance obsession and a possessive,
controlling stalker.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
The hell's he doing? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
He described the song as very sinister and ugly and
he's always baffled. The couples chose it as the first.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Can you say grieving cool guy?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh yeah, absolutely. This next one is pretty shocking too.
We played this song on Kiss one to wait. Pumped
Up Kicks by Foster the People.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Bill any idea Are they talking about rebock pumps? Not
so much, Not so much.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It's about a troubled, homicidal youth contemplating a school shooting.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
The band Foster the People wrote it to highlight the
rising crisis of teenage mental illness and gun violence. All
the other kids with the pumped up cakes you better run?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, not to bring the morning down or anything. But
that's the real meaning of the song so bad.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I thought it was about the sneaker and the Bill's
singing along on his boat.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Honey, Honey, I love this song. Turned out.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
You know what. It's another one that's played a lot
at weddings is can't feel My Face by the Weekend,
which has a double meaning too.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
It's much more about substance.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's about drugs, right, I can't feel my face numb. Right.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It's not like just because of you. It's because of yeah,
the drugs.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's another one.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I thought it's a love song. I can't even feel
my face when I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
All right, Bill, this one, this one is going to
shock you. This is one of your favorite songs of
all time. Closing Time by Semi Sonic Time.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Another one Bill loves.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
So this was the ultimate nineties anthem for bars turning
the lights off at two am.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Remember, yeah, closing Time. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Well, the song is actually inspired by the experience of
impending fatherhood and being pushed out of the womb and
into the word time. What's crazy is when they when
they wrote these songs, they probably had no idea that
they were going to be, you know, interpreted one way
or a different way than what they wrote.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And it was the happiest moment in the movie.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
It was the finale of Friends with Benefits of several movies. Yeah,
it was the big what do they call the dancing group,
the big you know, they just showed up in groups
dancing in publicly. Oh flash flash flash mobs, yeah, flash mob,
flash mob.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Alright, one more here before we take your calls and
talkbacks on this. You know the song good Riddance, Time
of your Life, Green Day in the Underside, So the
song is played at many high school graduations and farewells. Well,
it's actually a bitter, sarcastic breakup song, good riddance, hope
you have the time of your life, but it's played
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in happy settings, which is you know, funny.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
So I was the smart one, never paying attention to
the lyrics.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh yeah, enjoy the song has Bill on his boat.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
From the planet Fitness Kiss one O eight Studios. We're
back with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Good morning, everybody, Welcome back to the show. Justin Billy
Lisa Hare speaking of shows. That new Netflix show I
Will Find You is absolutely crushing it. I've finished it.
I think we actually all did. Billy and Lisa, we
loved it. And one of the stars of the show,
Jonathan Tucker, longtime friend of the show, grew up right
down the street in Charlestown. He's on the phone right now, Jonathan.
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Congrats on the show, Bud.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Good morning, guys.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Are you u We're doing fine now.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
You sent a message last night that you're gonna be
working nights, so you'll be calling us as you're going
to bed.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Where are you and what are you working on?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (08:10):
I'm in I'm in New York City, you know, the
home of the The Knicks, which is a real disappointment
for this Bostonian all this year.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Uh, and I'm shooting a movie with Constance Wu and
Selma Blair. They're both fantastic, but uh, it's just a
little rough, you know, being here with the championship basketball team.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
So you gotta be like just blown away by the
fact that you shot to number one on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
What a great show, buddy.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Well, you know, it's you make these things, you do
these things, and then you release that you know, you
have to like let them go and they go through
a whole post production process, and we shot this a
year ago, and when it all comes together and you
get a kind of distribution platform like Netflix, this cast
(09:06):
is awesome. It's Harlan Covid is just seemingly cannot produce
something that doesn't work. It's just awesome. Like it's just
it's so gratifying to have people respond to it and
and to see to see how well it does, not
just in the States, but I think it's like number
one in seventy eight countries around the world.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So, Jonathan, this is Lisa.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
There are a lot of Boston connections, Boston scenes.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Did you guys film some of it here?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I wish we need to really change our tax system
in both the United States and particularly in Massachusetts for
tax credits for filming. Almost all of it was shot
in Toronto, and I think we had a few days.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Wow. You never know, but watching it now.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
My decision, Lisa, I know, but it would have been.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
There are so many references though, to like Revere. It's
so great. I love it.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
I know, I know, I know, I mean, I shot
We've got the pilot of City on a Hill, a
Showtime show with Kevin Bacon in Boston, and I was
like so excited. I mean I was looking at like
real estate in Boston when they picked up the show,
because I was like, well, we'll shoot this for a
few years in the Commonwealth, and then you know, they
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moved the show to New York. So it's uh, I
really wish they shot more in Massachusetts. And it really
is like the political you know, the political will of
of you know, the Commonwealth to make sure that they
have the credits to be able to do it. But
at least like we're showing the world what Boston is
and and we're definitely showing it with this, because you
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don't even look at the box office like Billy, you
think about like I think they said it was twenty
four million views, which is actually like more like sixty
million people that watched it. And if you convert that
to a box office like at ten bucks at ticket
pretty pretty pretty wild, like pretty wild numbers and shows
you some of the streaming services.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
But since you are the cast member from Boston and
the show is based in Boston, do they go to
you seeking certain information on the city that only you
would know?
Speaker 10 (11:15):
I mean a little bit, but I don't want to
take any credit because everybody, you know, I'm not I'm not.
I can't be the protector of our fine city and
for for everybody who's contributing to these things. But yeah,
you know, I try to do my best, and everyone's
got their own creative lane, and I don't want to
get too far into it.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
The show is it's just unexpectedly riveting. It's, like I said,
I'm several episodes in at least a binge watch last night,
five or six episodes. Justin is also watching the show,
and all three of us are constantly saying.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Can you believe how good this show?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
We have talkbackers calling into the show this morning saying,
oh my god, you're so right.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I love that. Did you see it coming?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Well? Well, I look, you know this, this writer, Harlan
Coben is just known for these sort of episodic cliffhangers,
all these red herrings and you know, things that throw
you off, so you know, you know that you're getting
into something really exciting. But he also he also kind
of hits you with these very visceral sort of themes
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that are hard to that they just resonate. I mean,
the idea that you could end up in jail for
killing your son, and you know that you didn't do it,
and then you you know you didn't do it, you
resign yourself to that fact that you're going to be
in jail for a crime you didn't commit, and then
all of a sudden, you see a photo of your
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son who's still alive. I mean, it's just like such
a fantastic, you know, opening episode idea. And that's the
only script that I that I got when I went
to meet with everybody. You know, I had no idea
where the story was going to be going other than
because I hadn't read the book, and the book is
expanded in this series, so you know, it's it's true
to the book, but they built out a number of
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things from the book for for a for shot. So
it was as exciting kind of for a number of
us on the crew and cast to be able to
read the scripts as it is for you guys to
watch it on the air, and they just so you know,
it such a great job of building out these sort
of productions. So what you read on the page really
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is like just a small swipe of what ends up
being being seen.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
And it's such an amazing cast. I mean, you're working
alongside Avatar.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah, it's just great. I mean, he is you know,
he's been through it for a long time. He's been
working for for probably as long as I have, and
and he's been on such extraordinarily big productions. I had
so many kind of like you know, career accomplishments. And
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you know, he's as a where as any experienced actor is,
which is like you know, you said, you go out there,
you do your very best, you hope for the best,
and you never know where these things are going to land.
He's had quite a few big, big pops. But I think,
I know as he's impressed with how this is doing.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
And britt Lauer, if you shot it a year ago,
she was just coming off of Severance, was one of
the biggest shows in the past several years.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, she's an outstanding actress.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Wow, what a great show. If you just tuned in,
we're talking to Jonathan and Tucker. He's a buddy of ours.
He's from Boston, a big time actor and I will
find you as the number one show on Netflix. Jonathan
as one of the stars in the movie. Do you
get back home to Boston often?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Well, yeah, I mean, you know, I'm from Charlestown, buddy
from OSUS. You know what Monument Square. So I get
back I do get back off that I sent you
over a little gift bag.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah, hey, gotcha. Well, I want to make sure the
team is well taken care of.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You know.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
I built out this business, uh, the Boston Garden, which
is a cannabis dispensary brand there and UH in the
good Comonwealth of Massachusetts, and we're in Summerville and Cambridge
and Athol. So I come back quite a bit for
that and that that makes me feel good to be
able to have created some jobs in my hometown and
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to be kind of in in the community with a
brick and mortar store. And you know, I'm thrilled that
the new uh there are the head of the International
Brotherhood of Teamsters, Sean O'Brien, who's a local guy from
Medford who ran the Teamsters out of Charlestown Local twenty five,
is now re elected for another five years. A buddy,
he's a buddy. So I get to come back and
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kind of cheer cheer on, share him on from Boston,
and it's a really important place for me. I got
two kids. I'm bringing them back this summer. There you go. Oh,
I'm back, just not enough. I really I really miss
I really miss it.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
And I gotta tell you, Jonathan, we're all feeling much
better since we got you get it.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, Billy's gotta leave early, Jonathan. Yeah, I'm here right
now from.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
The Planet Fitness Kiss one O eight Studios. We're back
with Villy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Hey guys, good morning, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Justin's hair, Billy's here, Lisa's here on a Thursday morning.
Don't forget the Noah contest is going on. I want
to keep reminding everybody. You want to be listening to
Kiss on the iHeartRadio app. If you want to score
a last minute Noah con tickets. You want to leave
a talk back every time you hear a Noah khn
song and we play Noah Khan on Kiss one to
wait till you hear a Noah song and leave it
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talk back and make it good. Okay, you can beg
you can plead, tell us a story why you love Noah,
all that stuff, and you could score last minute tickets.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
The other big story that's been going on has been the.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
World Cup, and our favorite moment has to be g
O does interviews. This kid from Scotland was here in
Boston covering the World Cup all over the place. He
went viral on Instagram, on TikTok, and he came right
into the studio.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Boy boy, it has been one party in the city
since arrived and the Tartan Army and we've got.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Geo Down's interviews in the studio. Finally, Geo, good to
see you get.
Speaker 11 (17:24):
To see Belly my mind. I you told you before
we got you that that's a good Scottish named Belly.
Oh good to somehow they say, we'll get to the
half watching from.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Okay, Billy is a good Scottish Scottish name. Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 12 (17:35):
It's yeah, Scott's plain off. There'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Off, we'll talk off. I got to tell you, Geo,
your hair looks beautiful.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
You got a beautiful hair at Mario russol idd show.
Speaker 11 (17:46):
My mind, George, he hooked me up really nice. I
tell you, that's the first time i've you, guys, ever
seen the movie Don't Master the Zhan.
Speaker 12 (17:52):
Yes, that's what I felt.
Speaker 11 (17:54):
Like I was in by someone to oversetroduced me other
than my hair. But after that, you know, get my
message on that.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
You want the massage.
Speaker 12 (18:02):
You're going for the massage. I know you look at massage.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I love a good massage. So welcome to Boston. How's
it going for you so far?
Speaker 11 (18:10):
Oh it's amazing. Honestly, there's been a trip of a lifetime.
Like that's just what. Yeah, just every day something more
crazy and crazy and crazy happens.
Speaker 12 (18:18):
Like me and James have been saying, see if just
one thing in the past week has happened, I do
over the moon.
Speaker 11 (18:23):
But I honestly, every time i'm phot of my dad
in the morning, it's like, and this happens, and this happened.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And how did the governor thing happen?
Speaker 12 (18:29):
And then so she followed me yesterday.
Speaker 11 (18:31):
And then as soon as she followed me, I was like, wait,
I'm obviously going to chance sit here. I sent her
a text and I was like, how do I get
the keys to the city.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
I was like, well, she had you on the private
governor's balcony.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Not many people get out on the balcony.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
The balconyll I have, of course, but.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
You must have noticed it's very busy outside her office.
She constantly has something going have a megaphone. That's what
s No, it's so good.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
I mean, you're here in Boston. I know you're an
influencer in Scotland. Would you have expected as many.
Speaker 11 (19:05):
I don't know about influencers, don't know by influence, I'd
say more more content creator influencers.
Speaker 12 (19:09):
Got Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
There's a big change in influencer world now the content creators.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Okay, okay, all capitals for you? Hey, all capitals?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Would you have expected as many people that turned out yesterday?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
No?
Speaker 11 (19:24):
Honestly, Like, I mean, look, i'd be lying if when
I was looking at the way the videos are doing,
I'd be lying if I said I didn't think people
were going to show.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I was.
Speaker 11 (19:30):
I was quite convinced. I was gonna make myself delusional.
I was like, wait, you got to believe at least
at least on hundred people are going to showup. Know
it's like two thousand shares on one video, one thousand
another people were going to show But I didn't know.
Speaker 12 (19:41):
I didn't think once we got there.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
We were there like half past two, and as soon
as one person came forward trying, it's.
Speaker 12 (19:46):
Like, are you here for that?
Speaker 11 (19:47):
Being easy and by like half past two. There was
maybe like one hundred people there, and that's when I was.
Speaker 12 (19:52):
Like, oh my god, this is going to be mad.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
I got to say I wasn't surprised, you know why,
because there's strengthen you are can.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I I had to drag brave hot art. I'm sorry.
I've seen that movie probably fifteen times. You got yourself
I kill you. Uh no, I don't.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
But the gentleman that you are, Yeah, you must have
heard that you came in the kilt and.
Speaker 11 (20:14):
Then come like, oh though, I'm sorry to make it.
I said it next time. Sorry to make it tell
the lessoners and viewers, but I do have underwid on
under I can't come into they do with my bows as.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Well.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
That's very gentleman later to think of us. So we're
talking boxer shorts, boxer briefs. We're told what's going on
under the brands Cortez. I'm sorry, yeah, it's like a
it's a better streetwear brand. It's like it's like the
UK's version of Supreme, if you know Supreme New.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Oh wow, yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Do you have a sponsorship with an underwear company? I
wish so they're not an underwear company. They're like a
cloven Brent. But yeah, that was with them. I shoot, okay, no,
don't feel the need. I don't need to look up
your skirt.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Okay, I'm just telling you. You're all for to here,
I know, I know. So you're wearing a Boston College sweatshirt.
What shirt? Have you been there?
Speaker 11 (21:11):
I've been Boston and I've also been to BC High
Shore BC High. This jumper was keenly bought by my
friend Jack over here.
Speaker 12 (21:19):
His mom, Mardene Renahan. She got me. And that's the goal.
That's what we're staying us tonight. We were there last night.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
So your friend Jack lives here and lives here, he's
a locu and he goes to he goes to b C.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Yeah, So for you, you've certainly covered a lot of
ground since you got here.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Give me a couple of your highlights. What were some
of your favorite chops?
Speaker 11 (21:39):
So firstly, obviously it's got to be being Hay has
got to be up there. That's definitely top three. I mean,
like I never thought, I know, I did think in
my lifetime. Obvious, Scotland in a World Cup, but not
in person, not an American, no sure anyway, So that
was definitely up there. I'd say seeing Jack to be honest,
because he told me for the past couple of days
he wasn't gonna come up and see his because he
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was too busy working in the Cape.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
But so one of your highlights, you traveled across the world,
and one of your highlights is just to see your
little friend Jacket.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Is it like a summer camp friend?
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (22:11):
Yeah, So we went to Camp Madis. Defending from Camp
Madis is less than say send New Hampshire. It's a
great camp founded by the Maddis brothers who also founded
my football team, the guys got football Belly.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Yeah, yeah, that would have had to correct me. I
was going to say, you're going to the soccer match
like a soccer camp.
Speaker 12 (22:26):
No, no, no, it's like a sports camp.
Speaker 11 (22:29):
But yeah, it's just your Like to me, it's just
your classic Like obviously, is it paid?
Speaker 12 (22:33):
Is paidhim trapped at a summer camp. It's like that.
There's a very similar to that.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
You know, everyone's in cabins playing Smore's campfires like I
was later, I was saying campfire songs with s'mores.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
Yeah, I love a small belly, I love us more.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Here's what everybody's wondering. Since the Scots arrived here.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
You got it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Seems like you're also happy. Oh of course is that
the way it is in Scotland?
Speaker 5 (22:57):
No, no, no, no, no, oh okay, I mean this is
your escape.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:02):
I think people were happy one because the nus going.
Speaker 12 (23:05):
That's why people are so happy.
Speaker 11 (23:07):
The weather, of course, you know when it started. I
don't know if you know where the weather is they
in Scotland. But if we get anything above well eighteen
says tops off weather, which.
Speaker 12 (23:16):
Is you know what taps off means?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Well, we've had our listeners are reaching out to us
this morning giving you advice on where to go.
Speaker 12 (23:23):
Oh yeah, let's it.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Take those places you haven't been. You want to drop
a couple of those in there, justin absolutely. I don't
know if they know any of these places, but you
can add them to the list made.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (23:32):
I think all the Scottish guys should take the Boston
to Peetown Ferry and go to Peatown for the day.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Okay, I'm familiar with that kid promise.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
At the end of the game.
Speaker 12 (23:45):
I've been to the I've been to the gate before.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We're in the gate.
Speaker 12 (23:49):
Chid Chi yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Now, I just want to caution, should you decide to
take the ferry to Peetown, they're probably going to ask
you to see what's under that's.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Right, Jack, little Jack Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12 (24:08):
The big man just said, my little Jack.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
No, no, no, no, no, that's not You do have a
lot of fans.
Speaker 14 (24:14):
I listened to him talk and I melt over that
Scottish accent.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Oh my god, I need to go into Boston and
see these guys.
Speaker 12 (24:25):
Maybe I can see up the skirts. Yeah, but the.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Feeling well, good ones, good one. It could have been.
I don't know. It didn't sound like not at all.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Hey, Jo, A quick question for a friend.
Speaker 13 (24:41):
Are any of your Scottish buddies single mind?
Speaker 12 (24:44):
James is single man?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
James over there and he traveled here with.
Speaker 11 (24:49):
You, He traveled with you with me, go back home,
me to a show coached supper and I can which
as a talk show back in Glasgow. So if any
was less than and they're like, I don't know if
you've ever had that chapie before or you know what
cha is? I think you guys have a chappy chip
chappie you put chuppy. Don't think one way, no, none of
that chippy.
Speaker 12 (25:04):
It's like a fish and chips.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, oh, fishing chip.
Speaker 11 (25:08):
Yes, it's called supper and I can so back home.
A fish shopper is like your chips with your with your.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Do you do a lot of blood sausage over there? Bangers?
Speaker 11 (25:19):
Bangers, come on, Billy, Yeah, we don't do that. Okay,
we do meats and ties because by the way, they've
made has illegal here since nineteen seventy one, which you
can't bring our national food.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
It's illegal, illegal in the States. I don't know that.
Why is it illegal?
Speaker 11 (25:35):
Because they want to silence his Billy. That's why we
don't want to see his one. It's because we've got
a kind of sheep's heart sheeps long in it.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
I've seen brave Heart fifteen times. I don't want to
silence you guys. I'm not messing with the Scotts, Okay,
I'm just telling you what is ironbro well?
Speaker 11 (25:52):
Is I that's a good question. Yeah, I'm brew how
they describe it. I mean the word I've been saying
everywhere is creating this and I can which it is.
But it's a succomated soft drink, number one soft drink
in Scotland, A quick fun fact for you.
Speaker 12 (26:04):
Scotland is the.
Speaker 11 (26:04):
Only country in the world where Coca Cola is not
our number one selling soft drink.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
Guess what it is iron Yep.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
So yeah, Scott's love it. It's a hangover cure. You
could also I could give.
Speaker 12 (26:16):
You the hangover if you drink it. A little bit
of vodcast.
Speaker 11 (26:18):
That's I mean a personally, don't do that. Anyone does that.
They're about weird billion.
Speaker 12 (26:21):
So you mix it with's in bad you can mix it,
but that's that's not the common thing.
Speaker 11 (26:24):
It's most commonly for in the morning with a wee
roll roll square sausage and we tis gone. I can
iron Brew, oh belly stuff of dreams stuff and dreams belly.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
You know what's in drifting jail. I'm only picking up
on every third word. Then you say, but I still
understand everything you're saying somehow.
Speaker 12 (26:40):
I think it's just we're connected.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Don't we sell iron Brew here?
Speaker 12 (26:45):
There's some places where they get it all Yesterday I.
Speaker 11 (26:49):
Got it sitting over so like I'd contacted iron Brew
before I came over. I was like, Okay, I'm going
over and I'd like to get as many. But the
thing is Scottish iron brew Is I legal here because
obviously you guys care so much about what's going on
your foods.
Speaker 12 (27:01):
Sure supposedly.
Speaker 11 (27:02):
And the yeah, the band, the band, the Scottish im
Blue Vescipe. So you can only get the one that's
got the caliestickt on the back, which again is really
funny for me to see a Scottish drink have sixty
two kelis been in the big in Scotland.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
It doesn't have that.
Speaker 11 (27:16):
No, no, no, that's like again, that is the most
American thing ever that in a calori pack?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Or is it we have a problem here?
Speaker 12 (27:23):
Yeah, I mean we went to Cheesecake Fat today and
they had the calories chesactor my god, never again.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
Oh my gosh, too many calories or no, what do
you mean you say two hundred and fifty different items?
Speaker 11 (27:37):
I can't be trusting you. It was a bar and
they had two hundred and fifty different boad because I
don't want you to be drinking that bar.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Come on, all right, we're going to give you the
best recommendation. Okay, someplace you really need.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
To go and bring all your buds. You need to
go to the Kowloon in Saga.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Yeah, what's that walking It's it's an Asian a Chinese restaurant,
but it's authentic.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
It is written.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
If you go there, yeah, it's and they'll put your
picture on the wall and everything else.
Speaker 12 (28:02):
They got, like you somethings.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
They have like crab rangoons, which are really good. We
had a crab rangoon.
Speaker 12 (28:11):
Is itout?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
No, it's good. It's like a fried.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Everything that happened. It's fun.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
They literally put the food on a circular spinning things
so you all sit around the table and spin it around.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I guess a couple more wings over here place. I'm
telling you you gotta have some WANs. So it is
that it's chicken wings. You're going to.
Speaker 15 (28:35):
The root one, Yeah, Jack, Jack knows where.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
The kowloon Jack?
Speaker 12 (28:43):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, you're supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
This is the no.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
I'm just giving you a great place to go before
you leave here on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Kowloon and Sargus remember that. I remember we could talk
all day the geo. I could listen to this Scott
guy all day long. They're all looking to get up
as killed. She all good to see you. Enjoy the
rest of your stay, think of it.
Speaker 11 (29:07):
And much like thank you guys for having me and yeah,
God bless America, Hilly and Lisa.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
So we're talking about crazy ways you've been broken up
with or crazy ways you're broken up with someone. And
this was all triggered by Kesha, who went on call
her and Daddy to talk about a big breakup.
Speaker 16 (29:25):
She remembers, I've only gotten dumped actually one time, and
it's because the guy was dating I kind of like
thought he was probably a star, and I was like,
I'm just gonna like test the theory. And so I
went to the eras like after the twil there's a
little party, and I was just like, I'm gonna pop
in take my girlfriend. I'm not gonna take the boyfriend.
(29:47):
Just see how this goes. We were together for a
year and a half.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
That dude, Camember the next day dropped the keys off,
and that was that. I was like, have you no shame?
Speaker 16 (30:00):
Wait like eleven days or something, him being like so
angry with you, You're like tantrum, I mean over I
for We're gonna do it over anybody.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Taylorship.
Speaker 15 (30:09):
Honestly, he didn't get to go to the party and
he was upset miss pouting.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
So it sounds to me like he was what she
thought he was. Yes, and she caught him.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
She was right, you got you gotta wait a few
days here, you know the next day, it's obvious.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
It was very odd.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I would have waited a little bit.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
Yeah, I had a guy. This is like before you know.
I mean I was married for Tony divorced, but.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
This was like before that. I was dating this guy.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
And I remember I said, I was going home to
Pennsylvania to visit some relatives and stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
And my uncle and and my aunt calls me. She's like,
so and so.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Called this this person, this man looking for you, like
he like was looking through like the phone book and
like called her and I was just looking for me.
And my aunt goes, this is weird, like this stalkersh
And then it was over.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
He didn't trust. Julie was confirming that that's really really
went Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
He was like oh, And my aunt was like, this
is crazy.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
That's a red flag for sure. Stock is.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
I wonder how many other people he called with the
same name before he landed on your own.
Speaker 15 (31:18):
I have no idea there.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
So I had a girlfriend and she didn't dump me herself.
She had her new boyfriend. The guy that she left
me for call me and basically punk me and tell
me that it was his girl now. And so, you know,
I thought to myself when he called me and told
me this, I didn't know what he I was like
yelling back at him, like, well, you know, it was
a big fight. But then I kind of got to
(31:46):
look at what he looked like.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
He was much bigger than me. I kind of just
took the al on. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't want to
beat down. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I guess she didn't want to tell me herself. You know,
So she had this guy called me, He's like, that's
my girl now.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah, I'm like that you like to have this guy
see you now. I don't know where he is now?
Problem with me now, buddy, Yeah, I don't know where
she is now. But yeah, she couldn't do it herself.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
You know.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
I think I well, we know you don't you know
we have I'm the dumper.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
No, I don't think you've ever dumped anyone in your life.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Oh no, there was a woman with the smelly cream.
Speaker 15 (32:23):
He called me from Mexico, right, But did you tell
her why you were dumping it?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Didn't?
Speaker 5 (32:28):
He just.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
No, he sent her away like literally, they were on
vacation together and and he may have some story, and
then he asked her to leave, like I can't even
believe it.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Well, there was a whole movie sent of a woman.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
They were in Cabo.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
The scent, the scent of the person just I couldn't
take another day of it. What didn't smell like I
don't know it was it.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
It was kind of like a rancid you know.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
He literally called me and he goes, I don't know
what to do. I can't go back to the room.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
And I said, well, why don't you just look at
like in her toiletries and just take the cream.
Speaker 15 (33:11):
Or something, just throw it away, find it in the
gift shop.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
So take us there, Okay, So I'd rather not.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
No, please, You're there with this person and you're you're
next to them, and you smell this sect you don't
know what it is or you knew right.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Away was a cream.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yeah, it definitely wasn't a perfume or a cologne or
you know.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
And it was so overbearing that you couldn't be with
her anymore.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
I don't think i'd attached the word overbearing. It just
didn't agree with my senses, you know. And I'm like,
this is mean, and I just wanted to go home,
and I did, but I called Lisa before standing.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I was I'll never forget.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
I was working out in the gym at the hotel
and I stepped outside because it's de use your phone
in the gym, and I stepped outside to call.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
He said, none of it. I said, I've got a
situation here.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
I just I can't imagine another night.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
In the cabin. It was a beautiful woman. Yeah, she
just stopped sent to a woman. Yeah, you didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
He didn't take my advice. You should have just taken
my advice.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I forget what your advice.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
And just yeah, just throw.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Away, right and then when she takes a shower, it
washes it off, and then you would have been good.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I imagine if she found it in the waist pocket.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Walked it out of the room. But instead he sent
her away.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
He made up some story, like some sob story and
family emergencies.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Oh my god, you called the family emergency card, Bill,
what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Well?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
That's a good one. Can anyone beat that story? Good one?
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Bill?
Speaker 17 (34:53):
I got dumped over a Costco hot dog. My son
and I were shopping and my boyfriend came and joined us,
and he said, let's go eat.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
I'm hungry.
Speaker 17 (35:01):
I said, okay, when we're done shopping, we'll go eat.
He kept asking let's go eat, and I'm like, okay,
we're almost done shopping. So we had a hot dog.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Great.
Speaker 17 (35:08):
A week later, we had a fight and he said,
you know what, you don't care about my needs. When
we were at Costco. I told you I was hungry,
and you didn't care. You didn't care that I needed
to eat, and she broke up with me. That was
a long time coming. That wasn't the only thing, but
I guess that was the final straw over a hot dog.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I mean, I gotta be honest. Costco hot dogs are
pretty good. Oh really, They're legendary. Yeah, and cheap too,
and they cook them up there.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
No, it's on a little roller, the roller saying yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
I mean, I don't if they're good enough to break
up with somebody, but I love a good Costco dog.
Speaker 18 (35:39):
I was with this girl for years and we were
driving someplace and she saw me smiling. She's like, what
are you smiling about? And I was like, oh, I
really don't want to tell you. She's like, come on,
So I told her, you know, the lottery was like
two hundred and seventy million. I was just thinking what
I would do if I won. And she's like, well,
you're not gonna win anyways. And my reply was, you
know what, my one little smile today you had to ruin.
(36:02):
I really don't think this is working out. We never
saw each other again.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
Wow, I remember there's another there's another billy story too.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
What.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
You know, what is this for the air? Maybe I
should get clearance on this?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Sure talked out of people?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, publicly?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, like this person was wearing nylons and.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Oh yes, oh sorry, okay, it must be all right, Michelle,
no names.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Your wife just must feel so much more.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Rusher, Yeah, no names, Okay. At a weapon and it
had to be ninety eight degrees right, if it's right,
extremely hot, bring about in a T shirt. You'd be sweating, right,
it's outside in the Bacon sun.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
And this woman, I guess people were looking at connect.
I don't know, but was it like a first date date?
Speaker 5 (37:04):
People just are like, oh up, yeah, you know, oh
you guys should be great together. But showed up in
black nylon leggings and it like, I'm thinking you need
some ventilation there?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
You know what I mean? To ninety eight degrees? It's
not even a brief. Yeah, there was an after the
wedding party.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, so the whole time you with her hold on,
you're hanging out with her, but you can't stop focusing
on the nil.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
I don't even think I was hanging out, but I
knew people were thinking this.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Could be something, and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
He didn't like I was sent her way too.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
I was dreading what if we do end up tonight?
Speaker 19 (37:57):
Go oh am I gonna get past.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I didn't see this coming.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
For this topic.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I think, so your stories?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Is something wrong with is something wrong with you?
Speaker 8 (38:15):
Know?
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Michelle? Your wife must be perfect?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
She has to be because right, Yeah, she's more than perfect.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Honey, it's not you, it's me. Yes, we know, we
know that we do all right.
Speaker 8 (38:29):
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Speaker 1 (38:49):
Is he okay dot com? Is it? Wait? Is it
more stories?
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Good morning?
Speaker 8 (38:55):
I would personally enjoy if we kept hearing Billy's stories.
Speaker 14 (38:59):
He'll break in or they're pretty funny, especially when we've
laughed that hard.
Speaker 6 (39:03):
No, it's I can't love it because there's a there's
another layer to the story about the nylons.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
He had runs in them. That was the other reason.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Okay for people just tuning in talking about ways you've
been dumped or dumped other people. She had a couple
of stories, one of which a woman he was going
to be set up with was wearing nylons in a
ninety degree day and couldn't let it go.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
He couldn't let it go. And then he said that
they also had they had.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Runs in them. Well, we'll stop it there.
Speaker 6 (39:30):
And then there was one there's another, there's another part
two of the cream lady.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Oh so the first one was this that you were
away with some he.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Was in Cabo.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Okay, stop, okay, and my cream that you didn't like
the smell of the scent was yeah, you sent with me.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
You sent her away, belly, What the hell?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
You couldn't just ask her not to use that cream?
Speaker 4 (39:53):
You dumped her in Cabo?
Speaker 18 (39:57):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yeah, yeah, that was ba.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
There was another there's part too, though, of this story.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
That I'm just going home.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yeah, I have to speak.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
I'm not even going I'm going to go to the boat.
Speaker 6 (40:09):
The other thing that made him uncomfortable was that she
showing up and announced that she had packed edible underwear.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
No, that was a red flag for me.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
I was creating distance, she was opening the door. Oh okay,
I understand that. My god, I'm sweating.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Yeah, because you because the scent was making you not hungry.
Speaker 5 (40:45):
Okay, I need to shower, like the shower downstairs at
the gym is at work.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
It does work, my god. Wow, all right, let's get
back to the nylons here, we go.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Back to the black nylons for a minute.
Speaker 14 (40:57):
I feel like that wasn't the hard stuff, Like there
must have been something else that Billy was focusing on.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
I mean, he couldn't get past like she wearing open
toad sandals with the black mile.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
The opals would have been a red flag. Yeah, I can't.
I'm not normal. I have serious issues. Yes, my dad
never spoke to me, not a single conversation.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
It shows itself once in a while. Yeah, yeah, all right, here, I.
Speaker 13 (41:31):
Had a guy who was a lot more religious than
I was many years ago. He wanted me to go
on and retreat, a four day retreat. I go on
to retreat. He comes to pick me up at the
end where he's driving me back home, and he proceeds
to tell me that he actually met someone when he
was dropping me off, who was dropping off her boyfriend,
(41:51):
and then he ended up hooking up that weekend and.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
I never saw him again.
Speaker 13 (41:55):
But I know a lot of wonderful people at the
retreat have a great day.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, that's good, that's a plus. I just wasn't hungry.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
You had the disgusting smell. I mean I wouldn't be
hungry either. I mean, I'm down for edible underwear. But
I kind of get your your point.
Speaker 14 (42:13):
Then, Hey, it's Sarah for Maine, and well, I don't
have any personal stories. My cousin got dumped in the
most nightmarish situation that I feel like all of you
from Asks Juesits can understand, and that she's on vacation
on Martha's Vineyard with her boyfriend and they got in
a fight and he was like, I can't do this anymore,
and he dumped her on the day that they were leaving,
(42:35):
so they still had to ride the ferry together and
then drive from Wood's Hole all the way back to
New Hampshire together and I just can't Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
And the drive.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Oh that actually reminds me. I have a friend that
broke up with his person in Italy on vacation and
they had to fly back from Italy sitting next to
each other broken up.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Wow, Yeah that was that was ugly.
Speaker 14 (43:02):
Yeah, I'm guilty of ghosting a guy after I went
out to eat with him and ordered some pizza and
he ate it with a fork.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
We if the pizza is really hot?
Speaker 5 (43:14):
Well, yeah, sometimes with pizza you need a knife and fork.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
It's very droopy and I'm like, too cheesy.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah, because the minute you pick up it laps down.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
And I mean you could like fold it right.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yeah, what if it comes out steaming hot? I'm starving.
Speaker 5 (43:29):
Yeah, the first couple of bites, yea knife, you don't
want to flap.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Nobody wants to flap. No, Yeah, the cream lady doesn't
want to dumped.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
A guy I moved to Colorado with because.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
The Patriots are playing Thursday night football.
Speaker 17 (43:49):
And he chose a bar for a happy hour that
didn't have any TVs.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah, okay, Patriots fan, Yeah I guess so.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Oh boy, Bill, I don't know if any of these
stories beat your don't they really don't. People want to
just keep hearing more anymore.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
No, I'm going to keep them to myself.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
Now.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yeah, you might be getting some texts today from some people.
Speaker 15 (44:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you really not quite the person drop. No,
you can't tease him now. There there was another whole situation.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Oh yeah, I can't wait to hear it off the air.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
It was about Billy.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Oh yeah, can you can you share it on my
after show?
Speaker 18 (44:30):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, maybe that's not regulated by the FC.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
I mean, so I.
Speaker 16 (44:34):
Stopped talking to a guy because on our first date
I ended up getting too a little too drunk and
couldn't drive home.
Speaker 17 (44:42):
So I stayed the night in his twin bed with
him and woke up to him farting on me.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
But so I put
Speaker 17 (44:56):
My shoes on because it was the Melbourne and I'd
soaped up a little bit, put my shoes on, left
and that was the end of mappin