May 13, 2024 • 40 mins
Justin is back (thank god)! The Billy & Lisa crew cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show, and it all started with Billy’s weekend rant! Kiss Concert tickets were given away at 7:10! We discussed Lisa’s crazy Mother's Day encounter which you need to hear about yourself! People called in for Topic Time where we had callers and talk backers continue the conversation on what is the craziest thing you have seen while driving. Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!
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Now best morning show in Boston,Billy and Lisa in the morning. It's
just a great start to my dayon kids one away. Well, welcome
in everybody, It is the Billyand Lisa Morning Show. And Lisa,
how nice is today going to benice enough? You're going to see a
lot of sun and it's going tobe times in the midjupter sixties. So
that's good news. Awesome. I'llbe working all day, so that's great.
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Tomorrow is going to be even nicerthough, and warmer. Okay.
So every once in a while welike to take you behind the scenes of
the Billion Lisa Morning Show. Peoplelike to hear their stuff. They like
to know what's going on behind thescenes of the Billy and Lisa Morning Show.
So I came in very early thismorning, as did Justin, as
did Lisa. Well, everybody comesin early, but Justin and I actually
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ran into each other in the parkinggarage down below. We arrived at the
same time, and then a halfhour later, Justin was missing, and
nobody I knew where it was orwhat happened. And this one on for
an hour, a whole hour.Lisa was going all over the building.
Look, she even looked in thatweird room where people get together privately.
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We have a name for it.Yeah, that's okay. I thought this
was going in a different direction here. This is this opening segment. I
just like to be honest with thelisteners. So you were missing for an
hour? Where'd you go? Itook a nap. Where'd you take a
nap? I'm not going to say, because I didn't. I wanted to
be left alone because I didn't wantanybody to come over, you know,
Winny, Yeah, I didn't care. I sed to leave you alone.
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I was doing my thing. Yeah. After an hour, though, I
decided to look for you, justto make sure you were okay. I'm
okay. I felt a little bitdizzy and nauseous, and so I just
went and laid down because that's whatseemed like the right thing to do.
And then I slept for thirty minutesand I woke up and I thought,
I'm really thirsty, like really thirsty. So I drank a bunch of water,
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and now I feel fine. SoI think I was dehydrated. Interestingly,
historically, I think you're the firstperson to go win in that room
alone and make it out, youknow, and make it out. You
know, unscathed people are usually ona mission when they go in that room.
Yeah, I looked it said occupied. Yeah, it's set up like
a porta potty. It is right, like you hit a notch or something
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on the door inside and the signcomes up occupied like a porter partty.
It really is. What a weirdroom. Yeah. Well, I'm doing
okay, and I'm so happy tobe back. Yeah yeah, I'm so
right. Now we missed you.You guys, you find any random underwear
or anything, and now I honestlyjust hit the deck. I walked in
and hit the deck. Okay,how's the leg? How's the knee?
Oh, it's doing good. Yeah. I had a little neat knee procedure
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here. It wasn't bad. Youknow. I spent the last several days
laid up, but I'm back.I feel good. No pain, a
little bit of pain, okay.You know I don't take pain meds,
so I do it without anything.Yeah. So okay, Yeah, Lisa,
how is your Mother's Day? Itwas good. A lot happened yesterday
on Mother's Day. We're going totalk about it at seven fifteen. Yes,
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you are very strange Mother's Day.What I witnessed. Yeah, you
saw something. I sent it toyou know, Oh boys, see something?
Hold up, hold on? Youtook that picture sent me? Yeah
that was that was to you.We to talk about on seven fifteen this
morning, we'll tell you what Listasaw while celebrating Mother's Day. It's a
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traffic nightmare story. And then canwe can we post what she saw?
But like edit it. I don'tthink you have to edit it. I
post she Well, let's we'll talkabout it after. We'll talk about after.
I had probably the worst weekend ofmy entire life. Okay, okay,
dramatic billy. I don't have acell phone anymore. Okay, so
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if you're trying to call me,send me a letter or something in the
post office. I don't have acell phone here. So we're going out
to dinner Saturday night, right andwe're going to pick up a couple of
friends to meet them for dinner.We're going right by their place in Boston,
the Seaport district. So Michelle says, oh, we have that like
blanket you know that you get forthe car as it fits over the seat
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for Titus. You probably should takethat up. I said, no,
No, it's fine, they cansit on that. It's fine. She
keeps it up. So I said, okay, fine, I'll do it.
I get out of the car.I put my cell phone on the
roof of the car. Now,as I was putting the phone on the
roof, I said to myself,do not leave that phone on the car.
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Sure enough, we get to therestaurant, I say, oh my
god, I left the phone onthe car. My phone is gone.
Okay, it's still gone. Istill do not have a cell phone.
Okay, it's my worst nightmare,my worst nightmare. It's been awful that
I can't get into my bank accounts. I can't get into my AOL,
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can't get in nothing. I haveaccess to nothing, contacts, phone numbers,
people, Instagram, nothing. Ihave nothing. Okay. So now
yesterday I said, I called theT and T store over in the seaport.
You know, I'm doctor right therein Charlestown, and said, hey,
you know what, I'll take thelittle tender boat and I'll shoot across
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the harbor and go to the ATand T store. I wasn't on the
harbor three minutes the coastguard pulled meover. Okay, I'm in a fourteen
foot blow up boat. Okay,I'm not a threat to homeland security.
Okay, they pulled me over,they boarted me full weapons. I mean
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it's a mounted machine guns. It'slike a rowboat. Yeah, it's literally
I'm in a kayak. They thoughtyou were transporting, you know, and
I was a threat. Okay,so now they tie me up for an
hour and a half. I'm tiednow to their boat with the machine guns,
right, and they're going through everythingon the boat and everything I'm supposed
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to have. I have like positivetest everything, and they say, just
understand, this is a random thing. We stop boats. Okay, there
are boats going by, probably carryingweapons and contraband and drugs, you know.
Okay, you really think me andmy little kayak I am a threat
to home's onland security, zipping byme at high speeds right in an no
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wig zone. Well, we're sittingthere with my kayak. How fast were
you going when you got I wasgoing about three miles an hour okay,
barely. The motor was barely running. Okay, so basically there's no I
passed the test, right, andnow I'm on my way, But now
I don't have time to go getthe cell phone. Okay, yeah,
what threat am I posing to America? Right? People are coming over the
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borders and homemade boats, right withdrugs and weapons. Nobody asked any questions.
This is like the most first worldproblem. He left his yacht to
go on his dinghy boat to driveacross the seaport. You should have just
taken the Porsche. You would havehad this problem. Don't laugh. Yeah,
I would have taken the car.But Michelle had to go visit her
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aunt on Mother's Day. She tookthe car. Okay. Now I'm in
custody by the Coastguard as a threatto homeland security in my rubber boat.
And really really think about what's goingon at the borders, and I'm the
threatn with my rubber boat. Justinyou weren't not here, but he said,
And now everyone doesn't care I don'thave a phone. They just say
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go get an iPhone. Every personI know I told him to get an
iPhone. Oh oh, iPhones don'tget lost. No, is not the
problem. Just saying this is anopportunity to get the phone. Thing has
become Republican Democrat. Right, youcan't have an opinion. I can't.
I'm not allowed to have a Samsungphone. We were I can't believe you
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don't have an iPhone. Shut upwith the iPhone. Okay, no,
really, shut up with the iPhone. I'll get a ham radio if I
want. That's my business. Leaveme alone the iPhone. I think you
need to take a break. Don'tmess with me. I'm a threat to
homeland security. I want you toknow that you're right. Okay. I
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can't even breathe. All right,I've been waiting forty eight hours to get
this off my check, and I'mglad you did. What do we have
coming up in entertainment? I don'tknow we have Sabrina Carpenter celebrated The Bins
lost again. Boy, they justdon't know how to pass Aparck. What
happened to them? We have stuff, we have a lot of everything,
but a cell phone. I'm goingto go win the weird room for a
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half hour. Yeah me comfort yourself. We're back with a Billy and Lisa
in the morning. Yeah, we'reback. And I don't know if I've
said this before, but I wantto say it again. I want to
be very clear how much I appreciatethe US Coast Guard. These guys are
keeping us safe. Okay, Imean all kidding aside. Yeah, thank
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you to the coast Guard for keepingus all safe. The one thing I
wanted to do and I didn't getto do because I was ranting so much.
I need somebody from AT and Tto help me get a phone,
my god, because I know I'mgoing to run into trouble today. I
know I'm going to get to thestore and they're going to say, oh,
we can't do that. Well,you have to break down what happened.
You lost your phone, You leftit on the roof of your cob.
The phone's gone. It's probably ina highway smashed. Yeah, you
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need somebody from AT and T totake and get into your cloud and get
a new phone and restore it exactly. That's what you need. And for
all my friends who are texting mehere, maybe you get an iPhone now
for all of them. I triedagain, and he said, Okay,
first you're going to lose some stuff, and secondly, to do that,
we have to transfer all your informationfrom your Samsung to another Samsung and then
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transfer that to an iPhone. Sonow I'm buying two new phones. You
just get a new phone, geta new Samsung. Yeah, and then
leave me alone on the Samsung iPhone. So Billy lost his phone. He
got pulled over by the coastguard.Lisa had a crazy weekend. I'm back
after five days, but took anhour now this morning because I felt dizzy.
But all of our listeners only careabout one thing on this Monday,
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Billy. I hate throwing shade atyou because you are the man. But
did I just hear you say thatyou couldn't get in your AOL account one?
Okay, No, you don't understand. They can't let it go.
Good morning morning crew Midwest. Hollyhere, did really just saying? Is
AOL? Here we go? Weget back to this is the iPhone thing?
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Yes, Bill, this is thesame thing as the iPhone thing.
Okay, I've got all the othersokay, from my personal stuff. I
keep AOL so it doesn't get confusedwith all the stuff coming in from my
heart, coming in from nesson.And you don't even look at the iHeart
stuff. It's it's fine, Bill, it's fine. You have ale.
Billy's story is pretty incredible. ButI just he had me at AOL.
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Yeah, these are all the twelveyear olds. Yeah, I just can't.
Yeah, hey, Bill, yougot mail. Now the entertainment updated
with the billy cop stuff. Okay, thanks to all of you. I'm
not even getting a phone, allright. I don't want a phone.
I'm like, it's I don't wantsocial media, I don't want the I
don't want anything. Get a newphone with your AOL account and then you
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can get on the internet and thereyou go. There you go. That's
amazing. Hold on, it's amazing. What everybody just shut up and my
business. Hello, I just madeeverybody's it's my ranting for twenty five allowed
an opinion, and they're allowed that. I'm allowed to have whatever technology I
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want in and out. Breathe,It'll be okay. They don't let breathe.
The mistake. Mistake. Yeah,don't even get me going there.
You really want to get on her? Okay, Brewin suddenly facing elimination.
Yeah, they lost again to thePanthers. They had a two zip lead
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and the Panthers they let them backin in the third period. There was
a controversial call though, on thatthird goalil Charlie Coyle was clearly cross checked
from behind and knocked onto Jeremy Swimin the goalie. Yeah, so he
could and save the topuckef he wantedto. Here's the coach Montgomery Nswerram Toronto
ruled that it was a good goal, that the play didn't interfere with the
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goal. Wrong. That's the explanationI got. So I know that our
guys aren't going to call a challengeunless they know what's going to get reversed.
So the fact is that I couldn'tclaim my position. First, non
hockey watchers. Does that mean thattheir headquarters is in Toronto and they had
a call back? Yes, toreview. That's such a hockey thing.
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They have to go across the borderto a different country. They check the
ball, yeah, they checking theghoul anyway. Yeah, so they lost
three two, so they trailed theseries now three games one, with the
Game five in Florida tomorrow night.Celtics and Cavaliers back on the court tonight,
leading that series two games one.Game four is in Cleveland tonight.
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Still know porzingis by the way,they look good the other night though,
let me tell you, I watchedevery playoff game from the NBA while I
was off. Oh yeah, forsome hot teams out there. Well,
it was good to see both JasonTatum and Jaylen Brown hitting from three point
Land again. The post Malone MorganWallin song, which, by the way,
We World premiered last Thursday, isalready number one on iTunes and Apple
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Music. Let's get a clip righthere. So we called it, yeah,
the song of Summer twenty twenty four. So great. It's a fantastic
song. Been listening to it allweekend long. And that's your theme song,
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Bill, That's what you need.Help right now? You need somebody
from the phone call from AT andT yet anybody from AT and T.
Nothing yet, Okay. Taylor Swiftfinished her shows in Paris this weekend.
Apparently Travis Kelsey was there, BradleyCooper, hadd and Travis's mom Donna.
We're all there. I will sayon Olise, if you saw some of
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her new outfits, they're gorgeous.She has revamped it. It's a little
more col there's more color. Yes. Now, I'm not the biggest fan
of her, but I always wantto preface that that I'm not trying to
fake. I like her outfit good, We're good the whole. You gotta
like step it up. But Iwonder you should be keeping that throughout Europe.
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Probably. Yeah. Tom Brady,shockingly to me, posted a moving
Mother's Day message for his moms inhis life, his sisters, his mom,
his ex Bridget moynihand, and hisex Giselle. Are you kidding me?
Well yeah, I mean the firstpicture is of his mother with his
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daughter, which is totally adorable.He just says, Happy Mother's Day to
these kind, caring, compassionate andpowerful moms all in caps that I'm lucky
to have in my life. Noneof this would be possible without your love,
which is so lovely. The lastphoto in the deck is of Giselle
and his two kids with and hebutchered her at the road. It just
I mean, yeah, it's nicethat he posted this, but it's wow.
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They said that he has called herand to smooth things over, like
I would love to have been inthe room. Okay, but like I
mean no, but it's it's lovely. I mean obviously that she's the mother
of his kids. It's just it'sthe roast to me, was just very
troubling. I know it was aroast, but I think it was a
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really good It was pretty vicious,it was it was a great roast.
Don't get me wrong. We lovedit. We thought it was well from
what I read. He cleared itwith Giselle, but Giselle kind of said,
you know, all right, justno karate jokes, kind of exactly
what she said. And then theyjust they just blew the litter, of
course they did. But to befair, he said no craft jokes,
and Jeff Ross threw a craft jokein there. These are the top roasters
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and control so much. And hestopped Jeff Ross, and you didn't stop
anyone else, which is a littleweird, a little weird, right thoughts
happy thoughts of Brinda Coppenter. It'sbirthday over the weekend she turned twenty five.
The party, I guess was thrownby her boyfriend Barry Kyogan. They
gave her a cake with Leo DiCaprio'sface on it because she turned twenty five,
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and then joke said he will notdate anyone over twenty five. I
just thought that was hilarious. IceSpice. Actually she was at the party
and she posted it. I justfind that to be Yeah, she's out
of his league. Wow, yeah, yeah, oh boy, Yeah,
it's cool to say ice Spice there. I guess as expected. The New
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Planet of the Apes movie topped thebox office, taking in fifty six million
here in the US. The FallGuy was second with thirteen million. And
Blake Shelton is going to be ina Mark Wahlberg movie. Now, he
wasn't cast for the movie, buthe bought a walk on roll at a
charity auction. He paid forty thousanddollars a walk on roll. Honey,
you can do that, yeah,the auction. Oh yeah, yeah,
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oh yeah. If Mark gives thegreen light or the producers of the movie.
Yeah. Seinfeld was the keynote speakerat the Duke University commencement. His
daughter apparently is a Duke graduate,and here's some of his advice. All
of you here, without question,are the best of the best. Just
don't lose your humor. It's notan accessory. It's your Stanley cup water
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bottle on the brutal long hike oflife and humors not just for the stressflief
or even just a simple fun oflaughing, but for the true perspective of
the silliness of all humans and allexistence. That's why you don't want to
lose it. Try to enjoy someof the dumbness of it all. That's
the best life advice I can giveyou. I wish you luck, I
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wish you love. Thanks for thephony degree and the ridiculous outfit. Go
get him, Duke class to twentyfour. Throw the hat up, let's
get out of here. Congratulations,Go get him. I love him.
Yeah, he's great. Actor SteveBushmi was attacked in New York City,
randomly punched in the face. Hadto be taken to the hospital before say,
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George Clooney and Julia Roberts will attendan upcoming Joe Biden fundraiser. And
the Billie Eilish album comes out thisFriday. And we've got Kiss concert tickets
at seven ten, eight ten,and nine ten. By the way,
on those twenty five dollars tickets withLive Nation that ends this morning. It
ends tomorrow tomorrow. There's a limitedsupply and they could go this morning.
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there you go. You got mail. We're back with a Billy and Lisa
in the Morning on Kiss on eight. Hey, everybody, welcome back.
Happy welcome to the Billy and Listthe morning show, and a happy Monday
to you. And it's a sunnyMonday. At least some sun out there.
Lisa have mixed the sun and clouds. Tempts in the mid to upper
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sixties. I'll take it, Yeah, I will take it. And you
know what, We've got a pairof tickets right now for Kiss Concert.
Think about Kiss Concert. This isthe kind of whether you typically get a
Kiss concert. It's gotta be nice. You've gotta be sitting out there on
the lawn. You're gonna be walkingaround Kiss Concert checking out all the vendors.
So much fun. It's a bigfestival. So caller twenty five at
six one, seven, nine,three eight. If you know the keyword,
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you're gonna get a pair of tickets. And the keyword is naked naked.
Yeah, we'll talk about that ina minute. I can't, but
my mind is blown on this story. Oh least. Yeah, we'll talk
about that. The ture using i'veever seen and you saw it on Mother's
Day, so yeah, we'll talkabout that. But let's talk a little
bit more about Kiss concert because LiveNation Concert week ends tomorrow morning, right,
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Yes, it does. Uh,And they've got like a thousand different
concerts at twenty five. It's aticket and one of those concerts is Kiss
Concerts, So you can go tolivenation dot com and jump in on that.
A lot of people have so muchso that we've had to restock the
Live Nation tickets two or three times. Yeah. Well, we wanted to
go the full week, you know, because that's what it's advertised as,
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but they keep running out. Sotomorrow's the official last day and there is
a limited supply left. So yeah, we're talking about one of the biggest
stars in the world right now.Talk about good timing. It seems Kiss
Wanawait has that magic. We tendto choose an artist, and that artist,
after we choose them from one ofour concerts, end up being the
biggest thing in the world and that'sthe case with Dojacat. Yeah. Well,
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I mean let's look at history,right, I mean you're talking Rihanna,
Yeah, Rihanna, Lady Gaga.There's been so many ari Ariana Grande
and Sharon Five all came to ourshows as they were coming up, and
when you know, they went onto be big stars. Yeah, and
Doja Cat is huge right now.But Jason Derulo is coming in for Kiss
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concert and I mean and he sellsout arenas. He still has a residency
in Vegas right as far as Iknow his residence. Jason Derulo and Ariana
Grande were at Kiss concert together.Wow, I remember that. I remember
that. And last time he washere Derulo when he got off stage,
he did the interview with Billy andhe literally legit comes off stage and does
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like five hundred push ups every singleperformance. No way. Yeah, he's
in good shape. Yeah. Howmany push ups could you do there?
Bro? Not that many? Yeah. Let's go to Drew. Hey,
Drew, Hi, how you doingDrew? I'm doing amazing? How are
you? We're good? Well,you're going to do even better if you
give me a keyword. Naked,naked, naked and afraid naked is the
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keyword. And now, Drew,You're going to Kiss concert. That's amazing.
I'm so excited. Hold on andproducer Riley's going to get your information
and we'll I'll see you with Kissconcert June first, out of the Exfanity
Center. Yeah, Lisa had quitethe interesting mother's day yesterday. What did
Lisa Donovan see on the Expressway inBoston? It will blow your mind.
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My mind is blown. We'll talkabout it next. Kiss went away in
the morning by and Lisa on themorning. Belated Happy Mother's Day to all
moms out there who may have missedour well wishes on Friday. But Lisa,
you had an interesting mother's day.As mother's days go, right,
so I will set the stage.We went into the seaport late afternoon to
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walk around the open air market,grab a little bite to eat. It
was me, it was my husbandand my two kids. So we're on
our way back. We're driving onthe Expressway heading southbound, sort of near
where like the Greater Boston Food Bankoffices, like right just right before that.
And you know, there's a lotof traffic, kind of stop and
go volume on a Sunday, AndI saw a man darting in and out
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of traffic, and he was completelynaked. So I said to Tim,
oh my god, did you justsee that? He goes, what are
you talking? Look? And thenall of a sudden he goes, oh
my god, Oh my god.So then the guy starts running toward us,
and there was a blue pickup truckright in front of us. This
older man gets out of the outof his truck, and I'm thinking to
maybe help him and say, hey, buddy, like, do you need
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you know, do you need somethinghere? Are you in distress? Are
you running from something? Instead,the guy lunched at him and started punching
him. So they're punching each otherright in front of our cary. One
of them is snapped. One ofthem is completely naked, and he looked
like he was probably thirty years old, maybe between thirty and thirty five.
So I started snapping some pictures whichwe have which we can post. And
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then so we were driving past himand then he's running sort of running down
the highway, but then turns aroundand then the kids looked behind me,
behind our car, and then helaid down in front of a car behind
us, a car, a movingcar. So then that car had to
stop. And then I'm telling you, if this guy, if he got
out like not getting hit, it'sa miracle because no one could see what
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was happening. So if you're tryingto get like, you're like, why
is this guy stopped in the middlein the road, and then you swerve
around. So I just want toknow if anyone else experienced this Nightmary yesterday,
because I still can't believe that thishappened. I got to tell you
this. You sent the picture ofthe naked jogger. You sent it to
Michelle Lloyd knows I didn't have aphone. Well, that's why I sent
it because when I saw the picture, I assumed you got the picture from
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someplace else in the country. That'swhat I thought too. Oh my god,
this guy was right next to yourcar. Yeah, I like it.
It was in traffic as we wereheading southbound yesterday. After it.
What was he was he saying anythingor yelling anything? He wasn't yelling.
No, I couldn't hear anything becausethe windows were up. But he the
fact that he came after the guythat got out of the blue pickup truck
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and started punching him. I waslike, Okay, what's going on here?
Yeah, I mean it's obvious it'sa it's a drugs slash mental something
something more, possibly a new treYeah. I mean, but again,
laying down in traffic, that's whenit gets like a little weird. Yeah.
Yeah, if it's just like astreaker kind of thing. I didn't
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give that vibe to me. No, I didn't get that vibe. He
wasn't Will Farrell in old school.Yeah no, No, So you and
the family got a full frontal shot, full frontal shot, and I posted
it. And then because you're likeyou can't post that, did you put
an emoji over it? I saidno, yes, see it was kind
of weird. It was blurry.Yeah, it's fine, so I kind
of might care. From the talkBack Mafia, Happy belated Mother's Day,
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Lisa and I apologize for running alongsideninety three in the birthday suit. I
didn't want to scare you with thatvisual. Happy Mother's Day, nonetheless,
justin welcome back, Thank you sir, Justin. Why don't you just ask
Lisa, no, I know whatyou're thinking. Just head and ass I
don't keep it clean. We havea lot of people on the phones though,
so let's go to Stephanie La Stephanie. Did you see this guy?
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We were right next to him.And the reason why the man in the
pickup got out and started fighting withhim is because he was kicking the pickup
truck. Lucie. I didn't seethat part because we were we were right
behind the pickup track with his bearfeet yeah, bf feet, totally,
no shush, nothing, and myeighty nine year old mother's in the backs.
He gone, oh my, ohboy, you know right, it's
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the craziest thing I've ever seen.Right, yeah, So I was just
I couldn't believe it. And thenwhen he laid down on the street,
I just could. And he camefrom the other side of the highway.
He hopped over them mel Indians,Oh my god. Really, so was
he caught? We don't know.We don't have anything. I have no
idea. I know that the statepolice were trying to get They were going
down to come all the way back. That's when we kind of drove past.
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Why we saw that, But Isaw nothing on the news or anything
either, tod I. Any ofit was weird. Well, I mean
it was a nice day. Probably, Hey, let's just get a little
running it's the punching thing. Idon't guess really weird. Well, it's
fact that Stephanie saw it and sheliterally had the same account as Lisa.
No one has to know something,if you know what I mean, Yeah,
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what's this guy's story that it didn'tmake any of the local news.
And I don't think it's not onlyin Boston. Only in Boston they usually
cover every we're going to have iton we have I guess, so,
man, Yeah, I don't know. Uh, you know, obviously it's
probably a sad situation rights something.Well, I have to say, Okay,
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I was looking at him. Iwas zooming in on his naked body.
I have to say he had avery sharp hair cut. His hair
was very nicely cut. He hada five o'clock shadow, clean cut.
It was very Yeah, it wasn'tlike yeah, I just I don't know
what's going Something was going on.It's probably a good time justin and he
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was very fit. Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm looking at very fit.
Yeah, I'm looking at it rightnow. That's why I'm thinking it
was maybe some drugs. I mean, it's all speculative now, but uh,
you never want to get into afight naked. Trust me, I've
been That's right. You were notfun, although I did win the fight.
Oh yeah, that's the most importantthing. Yeah, and then think
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about it. He's on gravel.Yeah, imagine hitting the ground. Oh
god that yeah. Anyway, anybodyelse out there that saw something, say
something, give us a call atsix one seven nine three one one eight,
or you can reach out to justinbarway of the talk bag. But
you know what, we're coming upon topic time. What is the craziest
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thing you have ever witnessed while driving? Yeah? While driving? Oh that's
a good one. Yeah, craziestthing you've ever witnessed. Again, it's
time for topic time six one sevennine, or send us a talk back.
It's topic time next. What isthe topic today? We're going to
be talking. Billy and Lisa presenttopic time. Talk amongst yourself topic time.
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Yeah, a couple of let usago. We kicked off the topic
of the day. Lisa. Yesterdayon a nice Mother's day, driving around
with the family, and all ofa sudden, there's a completely naked man
running right next to her car onthe expressway heading southbound. Happy Mother's Day
to you, Lisa. Good morningeveryone. I hope you had a great
weekend. Happy Mother's Day, Lisa. We saw you in Seaport yesterday.
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I was there with my family.My seven year old daughter wanted to say
hi to you so bad, butI said, it's Mother's Day. She's
with her kids. I don't wantto bother you. We were headed to
Sara Finas to have dinner and thengo to the Cisco Brewery street party,
and we had a great time.I hope you did too, have a
great day. I want to sayhi to Hi. Licha. They would
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have said Hi. They should have. That's a good Mother's day. Sarafina
and then Cisco Brewers. Yeah,we were walking around that open air like
sort of market that they have.It's really cool. Imagine I would have
run into you at the Seaport ifI weren't pulled over by the coastcar.
Let's go to Mike. Hey,Mike, good morning morning. What's going
on, Mike? Not much.I just had a story that was kind
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of relevant. Okay, So I'vebeen diagnosed with epilepsy and I was actually
found running around outside completely naked.Oh. I had nothing to do with
drugs any of that. Is thata typical side effect of the epilepsy.
It has been for me. Igo into this crazy psychosis where I don't
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know what I'm doing or anything likethat. Oh my god, when did
you come to Did you come toMike when you were already naked and running
around? Well, I ran intosome landscapers that luckily gave me a sweatshirt.
And it wasn't until after I gotthat sweatshirt on, I was sitting
on a curb and I literally justkind of came to my senses and I
got really really embarrassed. That curve'sgot to be pretty cold too once you
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sit down. Man, it wasbad. I feel so bad that must
He's so scary. What's going tohappen? Yeah, but I've been maybe
like seven years seizure for you now, So good for you. Well,
good call Mike, thank you forjoining the conversation. And let's go to
Melissa next. Melissa, what's thecraziest thing you've witnessed? So this was
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a couple of years ago and Iwas driving home un route too late from
Boston to Central mass and I wasapproaching the set of lights outside Conquered Hospital
Emerson there, and I could seesomething in the road in front of me,
So I moved to the other lane, thinking it was a deer or
something, and it was actually aperson naked lying in the road. He
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had been hit by a car.Oh my god. When he got hit
by the car, his clothes wentflying off. So apparently I found out
later he had been at the hospitaland escaped or ran off and he got
Yeah. So I pulled over,and another car pulled over, and we
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did like CPR in the middle ofthe night. But yeah, without a
great outcome. I was going tosay, Okay, that's sad. Yeah,
well, thank you for your story. And Sheila's up next. Sheila,
the craziest thing you've witnessed. SoI can't say that I witnessed this,
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but it's I did not see thesame event that Lisa saw. But
last Friday, my son's in collegeand he was heading into school for his
last day of classes and he wasonly gone a few minutes and he called
me and said, I just sawsomething that I never thought that I would
see before in downtown And I saidwhat And he said, I saw a
naked man being arrested. And Iwas like, did he have shoes on?
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And he just said no, heyou know, he was naked and
the police were resting him and hadhis is behind his back and the hitcuff.
So after hearing the last two stories, I feel like I shouldn't be
telling the story now. Well,yeah, what's going on out there?
There's something about people taking their clothesoff. I don't know what it is.
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You know, sometimes obvious it's amental thing. Sometimes it's drugs.
But there's a lot of these stories. That's not the first time that's happened
in Boston either. Well think aboutit. We said, what's the craziest
thing you've witnessed, And every storyso far has been a naked person while
driving. Like, yeah, peoplerunning on the roads. It's not a
new thing. I don't. I'mlooking at the phone screen right now,
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and no, this isn't funny.I don't it's not. I don't hope
it's not. I don't think ajoke. Let's go to Cynthia Lineway.
Okay, Cynthia, Hi, what'sgoing on with you? Cynthia? Well,
I used to live in California forlike ten years. I'm a Bostonian
and we were on the freeway mergingin so a truck cut us off and
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being in Bostonian. We have alittle bit of road rate. So we
cut him back off, and allof a sudden, he whipped out a
gun and it was one that couldlike, you know, take your life,
and he's start shooting the gun atup. I was a passenger and
you know the headrest that you readrest your head on. Yeah, well
the bullet, one of the bulletslanded there and just missed my head.
I ducked. So he's in abig path truck, still shooting, and
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as you saw that, he couldn'tget us, so he went for the
gas tank. I don't know,maybe I have blown up the gas tank
or not, but I also Ididn't do something that just all he cut
us off. So we cut himback off, and I'm like your mother
or whatever, you know exactly so, but you know, I had every
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right to do that. He wasone to cut us off. But I
wanted to bring up to like mentalissue is a big thing and everybody ignores
it, like people are suffering sobad with mental issues. Problem definitely,
I know, yeah, I definitelynot talked about not. I feel like
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they just don't even bother with them. So many people have it. It's
so sad. It really is,because I heard Lisa's story. Obviously that
guy has mental issues. Yeah,yeah, I think every story we've gotten
so far as that. Yeah,people aren't just going out for a jog
naked, and you never know youknow who, especially on the road,
you never know who the other personis. This was a big issue with
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my with Jen my wife when wewere dating is she had really bad road
rage and I was in genuine fearthat she would be by herself one day
in mouth off to the wrong person. Yeah. And actually one day,
when I've told you the story,we're driving on the highway and she was
in the fast lane and she wouldn'tmerge over, yeah, because she was
just so angry all the time,and a car was behind her, and
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I said, you have to getover, look them pass and she said,
I'm not getting over. Finally shouldfind and she gets in the middle
lane and as the car behind herwent to pass, she pushed what didn't
even look, just put her fingerup like you. My wife's completely changed
one now. Anyway, it wasa state trooper. She was slipping O
my god, so that we gotpulled over. Yeah, trooper came,
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you know, pulled us out ofthe car, and he looked at my
wife and said, how old areyou? From that moment she kind of
like, let the road rage go. You never know who's in the other
mouthing off on the road. Yeah, it can get very serious very quickly.
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Hey guys, good morning. Funniestthing I have ever seen wasn't the
craziest thing, but it was prettyfunny, although it wouldn't have been funny
for the people in the car.One summer, I'm on my way down
roots reach of the Cake and acar passed me with You know how in
the old days you would strap yourluggage on the proof of your car.
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Well, apparently whoever strapped it didn'tthe case offen. Yeah you're ducking a
suitcase now if you're in the carbehind Yeah, oh yeah you do.
You want to be careful. Theythe craziest, The craziest things I've ever
seen are always in Lawrence. Youhave been Lawrence then passing through? Yeah,
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I would compare Lawrence to winning maybelike Brockton. Yeah, just some
crazy stuff goes on there, youknow what I mean? In Lawrence?
In Lawrence, yeah, wows onthe road. The previous caller was right,
you know, years ago a lotmore people used to stack, you
know, furniture and everything on topof the car. Yeah. And I
do remember being in the middle laneonce and the person in the right hand
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lane had like a small pickup andhad a bunch of stuff. Wile all
of the stuff they hit a bumpin the road or something, all of
the stuff went flying all over theroad. Wow, that's probably the only
crazy thing I remember, Crazy thingson the road. Good stories from everybody.
Good morning everyone. The craziest thingI ever heard was listening to my
favorite morning show and this person namedBilly still had an AOL account twenty four.
(38:00):
I'm so scared. I went outsideand looked around and everything looks okay.
But can someone please tell me ifwe need to find the DeLorean and
get back to the future. Let'sgo to the phone. A couple of
minutes ago, we were talking aboutcrazy things you may have witnessed. And
who's on the phone winning Nikki,Nikki, good morning. What's a crazy
thing you've seen recently? NICKI?So I, yes, go ahead,
(38:27):
you hear me? Yep? Okay? So am I commute into Boston,
you know, right as you're goingto kind of go by the Leverett Connector.
I was always in the left lane, and I one morning, I
could have sworn, I was like, it looked like a really really big
dildo. And I was like,no way, you know whatever, So
you know, I mean, youguys are the reason why my commute is
(38:50):
actually funny most of the time anyway, And I'm like, okay. So
the next morning, I'm like,wait, I wonder if it's still there.
I wonder us that that's really whatit is. So I'm like creeping
my way over to the lap I'mlike, I think this is where it
is. Sure enough, it wasone, and it was still in the
same exact spot. So it becamemy mission every morning to be able to
try not to kill myself, toget a picture of this thing and see
(39:13):
how long it was going to lastthere and only that how I had did
it get there? And where didit come from? This was a large
dildo on the side of the road. It was like a suction cup one
like somebody had like suctioned it tosomething and it hadn't flown off. But
I still have so many questions.Oh, there used to be one.
Yeah, some people you consuction itto the back of their truck or something.
(39:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, you geta picture. I can definitely find
it and I will email it toyou guys, because it was yeah,
it really like, oh boy,it was awesome. I mean it made
some It was one of the thingsyou got to look forward to on your
commune for, like a good weekdownstairs. Lon Earn Pass and mag Su.
(39:59):
It's long schlong, a marvelous dong. Everyone knows it's still, don't
it's still. It's big, it'sfleshy, it's ribbed, it's still dough,
it's still though. Yes, that'sright, it's ripped.
Now best morning show in Boston,Billy and Lisa in the morning. It's
just a great start to my dayon kids one away. Well, welcome
in everybody, It is the Billyand Lisa Morning Show. And Lisa,
how nice is today going to benice enough? You're going to see a
lot of sun and it's going tobe times in the midjupter sixties. So
that's good news. Awesome. I'llbe working all day, so that's great.
(00:24):
Tomorrow is going to be even nicerthough, and warmer. Okay.
So every once in a while welike to take you behind the scenes of
the Billion Lisa Morning Show. Peoplelike to hear their stuff. They like
to know what's going on behind thescenes of the Billy and Lisa Morning Show.
So I came in very early thismorning, as did Justin, as
did Lisa. Well, everybody comesin early, but Justin and I actually
(00:48):
ran into each other in the parkinggarage down below. We arrived at the
same time, and then a halfhour later, Justin was missing, and
nobody I knew where it was orwhat happened. And this one on for
an hour, a whole hour.Lisa was going all over the building.
Look, she even looked in thatweird room where people get together privately.
(01:11):
We have a name for it.Yeah, that's okay. I thought this
was going in a different direction here. This is this opening segment. I
just like to be honest with thelisteners. So you were missing for an
hour? Where'd you go? Itook a nap. Where'd you take a
nap? I'm not going to say, because I didn't. I wanted to
be left alone because I didn't wantanybody to come over, you know,
Winny, Yeah, I didn't care. I sed to leave you alone.
(01:32):
I was doing my thing. Yeah. After an hour, though, I
decided to look for you, justto make sure you were okay. I'm
okay. I felt a little bitdizzy and nauseous, and so I just
went and laid down because that's whatseemed like the right thing to do.
And then I slept for thirty minutesand I woke up and I thought,
I'm really thirsty, like really thirsty. So I drank a bunch of water,
(01:53):
and now I feel fine. SoI think I was dehydrated. Interestingly,
historically, I think you're the firstperson to go win in that room
alone and make it out, youknow, and make it out. You
know, unscathed people are usually ona mission when they go in that room.
Yeah, I looked it said occupied. Yeah, it's set up like
a porta potty. It is right, like you hit a notch or something
(02:15):
on the door inside and the signcomes up occupied like a porter partty.
It really is. What a weirdroom. Yeah. Well, I'm doing
okay, and I'm so happy tobe back. Yeah yeah, I'm so
right. Now we missed you.You guys, you find any random underwear
or anything, and now I honestlyjust hit the deck. I walked in
and hit the deck. Okay,how's the leg? How's the knee?
Oh, it's doing good. Yeah. I had a little neat knee procedure
(02:37):
here. It wasn't bad. Youknow. I spent the last several days
laid up, but I'm back.I feel good. No pain, a
little bit of pain, okay.You know I don't take pain meds,
so I do it without anything.Yeah. So okay, Yeah, Lisa,
how is your Mother's Day? Itwas good. A lot happened yesterday
on Mother's Day. We're going totalk about it at seven fifteen. Yes,
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you are very strange Mother's Day.What I witnessed. Yeah, you
saw something. I sent it toyou know, Oh boys, see something?
Hold up, hold on? Youtook that picture sent me? Yeah
that was that was to you.We to talk about on seven fifteen this
morning, we'll tell you what Listasaw while celebrating Mother's Day. It's a
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traffic nightmare story. And then canwe can we post what she saw?
But like edit it. I don'tthink you have to edit it. I
post she Well, let's we'll talkabout it after. We'll talk about after.
I had probably the worst weekend ofmy entire life. Okay, okay,
dramatic billy. I don't have acell phone anymore. Okay, so
(03:44):
if you're trying to call me,send me a letter or something in the
post office. I don't have acell phone here. So we're going out
to dinner Saturday night, right andwe're going to pick up a couple of
friends to meet them for dinner.We're going right by their place in Boston,
the Seaport district. So Michelle says, oh, we have that like
blanket you know that you get forthe car as it fits over the seat
(04:04):
for Titus. You probably should takethat up. I said, no,
No, it's fine, they cansit on that. It's fine. She
keeps it up. So I said, okay, fine, I'll do it.
I get out of the car.I put my cell phone on the
roof of the car. Now,as I was putting the phone on the
roof, I said to myself,do not leave that phone on the car.
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Sure enough, we get to therestaurant, I say, oh my
god, I left the phone onthe car. My phone is gone.
Okay, it's still gone. Istill do not have a cell phone.
Okay, it's my worst nightmare,my worst nightmare. It's been awful that
I can't get into my bank accounts. I can't get into my AOL,
(04:45):
can't get in nothing. I haveaccess to nothing, contacts, phone numbers,
people, Instagram, nothing. Ihave nothing. Okay. So now
yesterday I said, I called theT and T store over in the seaport.
You know, I'm doctor right therein Charlestown, and said, hey,
you know what, I'll take thelittle tender boat and I'll shoot across
(05:06):
the harbor and go to the ATand T store. I wasn't on the
harbor three minutes the coastguard pulled meover. Okay, I'm in a fourteen
foot blow up boat. Okay,I'm not a threat to homeland security.
Okay, they pulled me over,they boarted me full weapons. I mean
(05:27):
it's a mounted machine guns. It'slike a rowboat. Yeah, it's literally
I'm in a kayak. They thoughtyou were transporting, you know, and
I was a threat. Okay,so now they tie me up for an
hour and a half. I'm tiednow to their boat with the machine guns,
right, and they're going through everythingon the boat and everything I'm supposed
(05:48):
to have. I have like positivetest everything, and they say, just
understand, this is a random thing. We stop boats. Okay, there
are boats going by, probably carryingweapons and contraband and drugs, you know.
Okay, you really think me andmy little kayak I am a threat
to home's onland security, zipping byme at high speeds right in an no
(06:09):
wig zone. Well, we're sittingthere with my kayak. How fast were
you going when you got I wasgoing about three miles an hour okay,
barely. The motor was barely running. Okay, so basically there's no I
passed the test, right, andnow I'm on my way, But now
I don't have time to go getthe cell phone. Okay, yeah,
what threat am I posing to America? Right? People are coming over the
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borders and homemade boats, right withdrugs and weapons. Nobody asked any questions.
This is like the most first worldproblem. He left his yacht to
go on his dinghy boat to driveacross the seaport. You should have just
taken the Porsche. You would havehad this problem. Don't laugh. Yeah,
I would have taken the car.But Michelle had to go visit her
(06:56):
aunt on Mother's Day. She tookthe car. Okay. Now I'm in
custody by the Coastguard as a threatto homeland security in my rubber boat.
And really really think about what's goingon at the borders, and I'm the
threatn with my rubber boat. Justinyou weren't not here, but he said,
And now everyone doesn't care I don'thave a phone. They just say
(07:18):
go get an iPhone. Every personI know I told him to get an
iPhone. Oh oh, iPhones don'tget lost. No, is not the
problem. Just saying this is anopportunity to get the phone. Thing has
become Republican Democrat. Right, youcan't have an opinion. I can't.
I'm not allowed to have a Samsungphone. We were I can't believe you
(07:41):
don't have an iPhone. Shut upwith the iPhone. Okay, no,
really, shut up with the iPhone. I'll get a ham radio if I
want. That's my business. Leaveme alone the iPhone. I think you
need to take a break. Don'tmess with me. I'm a threat to
homeland security. I want you toknow that you're right. Okay. I
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can't even breathe. All right,I've been waiting forty eight hours to get
this off my check, and I'mglad you did. What do we have
coming up in entertainment? I don'tknow we have Sabrina Carpenter celebrated The Bins
lost again. Boy, they justdon't know how to pass Aparck. What
happened to them? We have stuff, we have a lot of everything,
but a cell phone. I'm goingto go win the weird room for a
(08:26):
half hour. Yeah me comfort yourself. We're back with a Billy and Lisa
in the morning. Yeah, we'reback. And I don't know if I've
said this before, but I wantto say it again. I want to
be very clear how much I appreciatethe US Coast Guard. These guys are
keeping us safe. Okay, Imean all kidding aside. Yeah, thank
(08:46):
you to the coast Guard for keepingus all safe. The one thing I
wanted to do and I didn't getto do because I was ranting so much.
I need somebody from AT and Tto help me get a phone,
my god, because I know I'mgoing to run into trouble today. I
know I'm going to get to thestore and they're going to say, oh,
we can't do that. Well,you have to break down what happened.
You lost your phone, You leftit on the roof of your cob.
The phone's gone. It's probably ina highway smashed. Yeah, you
(09:09):
need somebody from AT and T totake and get into your cloud and get
a new phone and restore it exactly. That's what you need. And for
all my friends who are texting mehere, maybe you get an iPhone now
for all of them. I triedagain, and he said, Okay,
first you're going to lose some stuff, and secondly, to do that,
we have to transfer all your informationfrom your Samsung to another Samsung and then
(09:33):
transfer that to an iPhone. Sonow I'm buying two new phones. You
just get a new phone, geta new Samsung. Yeah, and then
leave me alone on the Samsung iPhone. So Billy lost his phone. He
got pulled over by the coastguard.Lisa had a crazy weekend. I'm back
after five days, but took anhour now this morning because I felt dizzy.
But all of our listeners only careabout one thing on this Monday,
(09:54):
Billy. I hate throwing shade atyou because you are the man. But
did I just hear you say thatyou couldn't get in your AOL account one?
Okay, No, you don't understand. They can't let it go.
Good morning morning crew Midwest. Hollyhere, did really just saying? Is
AOL? Here we go? Weget back to this is the iPhone thing?
(10:16):
Yes, Bill, this is thesame thing as the iPhone thing.
Okay, I've got all the othersokay, from my personal stuff. I
keep AOL so it doesn't get confusedwith all the stuff coming in from my
heart, coming in from nesson.And you don't even look at the iHeart
stuff. It's it's fine, Bill, it's fine. You have ale.
Billy's story is pretty incredible. ButI just he had me at AOL.
(10:39):
Yeah, these are all the twelveyear olds. Yeah, I just can't.
Yeah, hey, Bill, yougot mail. Now the entertainment updated
with the billy cop stuff. Okay, thanks to all of you. I'm
not even getting a phone, allright. I don't want a phone.
I'm like, it's I don't wantsocial media, I don't want the I
don't want anything. Get a newphone with your AOL account and then you
(11:01):
can get on the internet and thereyou go. There you go. That's
amazing. Hold on, it's amazing. What everybody just shut up and my
business. Hello, I just madeeverybody's it's my ranting for twenty five allowed
an opinion, and they're allowed that. I'm allowed to have whatever technology I
(11:22):
want in and out. Breathe,It'll be okay. They don't let breathe.
The mistake. Mistake. Yeah,don't even get me going there.
You really want to get on her? Okay, Brewin suddenly facing elimination.
Yeah, they lost again to thePanthers. They had a two zip lead
(11:46):
and the Panthers they let them backin in the third period. There was
a controversial call though, on thatthird goalil Charlie Coyle was clearly cross checked
from behind and knocked onto Jeremy Swimin the goalie. Yeah, so he
could and save the topuckef he wantedto. Here's the coach Montgomery Nswerram Toronto
ruled that it was a good goal, that the play didn't interfere with the
(12:11):
goal. Wrong. That's the explanationI got. So I know that our
guys aren't going to call a challengeunless they know what's going to get reversed.
So the fact is that I couldn'tclaim my position. First, non
hockey watchers. Does that mean thattheir headquarters is in Toronto and they had
a call back? Yes, toreview. That's such a hockey thing.
(12:31):
They have to go across the borderto a different country. They check the
ball, yeah, they checking theghoul anyway. Yeah, so they lost
three two, so they trailed theseries now three games one, with the
Game five in Florida tomorrow night.Celtics and Cavaliers back on the court tonight,
leading that series two games one.Game four is in Cleveland tonight.
(12:56):
Still know porzingis by the way,they look good the other night though,
let me tell you, I watchedevery playoff game from the NBA while I
was off. Oh yeah, forsome hot teams out there. Well,
it was good to see both JasonTatum and Jaylen Brown hitting from three point
Land again. The post Malone MorganWallin song, which, by the way,
We World premiered last Thursday, isalready number one on iTunes and Apple
(13:18):
Music. Let's get a clip righthere. So we called it, yeah,
the song of Summer twenty twenty four. So great. It's a fantastic
song. Been listening to it allweekend long. And that's your theme song,
(13:41):
Bill, That's what you need.Help right now? You need somebody
from the phone call from AT andT yet anybody from AT and T.
Nothing yet, Okay. Taylor Swiftfinished her shows in Paris this weekend.
Apparently Travis Kelsey was there, BradleyCooper, hadd and Travis's mom Donna.
We're all there. I will sayon Olise, if you saw some of
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her new outfits, they're gorgeous.She has revamped it. It's a little
more col there's more color. Yes. Now, I'm not the biggest fan
of her, but I always wantto preface that that I'm not trying to
fake. I like her outfit good, We're good the whole. You gotta
like step it up. But Iwonder you should be keeping that throughout Europe.
(14:22):
Probably. Yeah. Tom Brady,shockingly to me, posted a moving
Mother's Day message for his moms inhis life, his sisters, his mom,
his ex Bridget moynihand, and hisex Giselle. Are you kidding me?
Well yeah, I mean the firstpicture is of his mother with his
(14:43):
daughter, which is totally adorable.He just says, Happy Mother's Day to
these kind, caring, compassionate andpowerful moms all in caps that I'm lucky
to have in my life. Noneof this would be possible without your love,
which is so lovely. The lastphoto in the deck is of Giselle
and his two kids with and hebutchered her at the road. It just
I mean, yeah, it's nicethat he posted this, but it's wow.
(15:07):
They said that he has called herand to smooth things over, like
I would love to have been inthe room. Okay, but like I
mean no, but it's it's lovely. I mean obviously that she's the mother
of his kids. It's just it'sthe roast to me, was just very
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there you go. You got mail. We're back with a Billy and Lisa
in the Morning on Kiss on eight. Hey, everybody, welcome back.
Happy welcome to the Billy and Listthe morning show, and a happy Monday
to you. And it's a sunnyMonday. At least some sun out there.
Lisa have mixed the sun and clouds. Tempts in the mid to upper
(19:07):
sixties. I'll take it, Yeah, I will take it. And you
know what, We've got a pairof tickets right now for Kiss Concert.
Think about Kiss Concert. This isthe kind of whether you typically get a
Kiss concert. It's gotta be nice. You've gotta be sitting out there on
the lawn. You're gonna be walkingaround Kiss Concert checking out all the vendors.
So much fun. It's a bigfestival. So caller twenty five at
six one, seven, nine,three eight. If you know the keyword,
(19:30):
you're gonna get a pair of tickets. And the keyword is naked naked.
Yeah, we'll talk about that ina minute. I can't, but
my mind is blown on this story. Oh least. Yeah, we'll talk
about that. The ture using i'veever seen and you saw it on Mother's
Day, so yeah, we'll talkabout that. But let's talk a little
bit more about Kiss concert because LiveNation Concert week ends tomorrow morning, right,
(19:55):
Yes, it does. Uh,And they've got like a thousand different
concerts at twenty five. It's aticket and one of those concerts is Kiss
Concerts, So you can go tolivenation dot com and jump in on that.
A lot of people have so muchso that we've had to restock the
Live Nation tickets two or three times. Yeah. Well, we wanted to
go the full week, you know, because that's what it's advertised as,
(20:15):
but they keep running out. Sotomorrow's the official last day and there is
a limited supply left. So yeah, we're talking about one of the biggest
stars in the world right now.Talk about good timing. It seems Kiss
Wanawait has that magic. We tendto choose an artist, and that artist,
after we choose them from one ofour concerts, end up being the
biggest thing in the world and that'sthe case with Dojacat. Yeah. Well,
(20:37):
I mean let's look at history,right, I mean you're talking Rihanna,
Yeah, Rihanna, Lady Gaga.There's been so many ari Ariana Grande
and Sharon Five all came to ourshows as they were coming up, and
when you know, they went onto be big stars. Yeah, and
Doja Cat is huge right now.But Jason Derulo is coming in for Kiss
(20:57):
concert and I mean and he sellsout arenas. He still has a residency
in Vegas right as far as Iknow his residence. Jason Derulo and Ariana
Grande were at Kiss concert together.Wow, I remember that. I remember
that. And last time he washere Derulo when he got off stage,
he did the interview with Billy andhe literally legit comes off stage and does
(21:18):
like five hundred push ups every singleperformance. No way. Yeah, he's
in good shape. Yeah. Howmany push ups could you do there?
Bro? Not that many? Yeah. Let's go to Drew. Hey,
Drew, Hi, how you doingDrew? I'm doing amazing? How are
you? We're good? Well,you're going to do even better if you
give me a keyword. Naked,naked, naked and afraid naked is the
(21:45):
keyword. And now, Drew,You're going to Kiss concert. That's amazing.
I'm so excited. Hold on andproducer Riley's going to get your information
and we'll I'll see you with Kissconcert June first, out of the Exfanity
Center. Yeah, Lisa had quitethe interesting mother's day yesterday. What did
Lisa Donovan see on the Expressway inBoston? It will blow your mind.
(22:07):
My mind is blown. We'll talkabout it next. Kiss went away in
the morning by and Lisa on themorning. Belated Happy Mother's Day to all
moms out there who may have missedour well wishes on Friday. But Lisa,
you had an interesting mother's day.As mother's days go, right,
so I will set the stage.We went into the seaport late afternoon to
(22:30):
walk around the open air market,grab a little bite to eat. It
was me, it was my husbandand my two kids. So we're on
our way back. We're driving onthe Expressway heading southbound, sort of near
where like the Greater Boston Food Bankoffices, like right just right before that.
And you know, there's a lotof traffic, kind of stop and
go volume on a Sunday, AndI saw a man darting in and out
(22:53):
of traffic, and he was completelynaked. So I said to Tim,
oh my god, did you justsee that? He goes, what are
you talking? Look? And thenall of a sudden he goes, oh
my god, Oh my god.So then the guy starts running toward us,
and there was a blue pickup truckright in front of us. This
older man gets out of the outof his truck, and I'm thinking to
maybe help him and say, hey, buddy, like, do you need
(23:15):
you know, do you need somethinghere? Are you in distress? Are
you running from something? Instead,the guy lunched at him and started punching
him. So they're punching each otherright in front of our cary. One
of them is snapped. One ofthem is completely naked, and he looked
like he was probably thirty years old, maybe between thirty and thirty five.
So I started snapping some pictures whichwe have which we can post. And
(23:37):
then so we were driving past himand then he's running sort of running down
the highway, but then turns aroundand then the kids looked behind me,
behind our car, and then helaid down in front of a car behind
us, a car, a movingcar. So then that car had to
stop. And then I'm telling you, if this guy, if he got
out like not getting hit, it'sa miracle because no one could see what
(24:03):
was happening. So if you're tryingto get like, you're like, why
is this guy stopped in the middlein the road, and then you swerve
around. So I just want toknow if anyone else experienced this Nightmary yesterday,
because I still can't believe that thishappened. I got to tell you
this. You sent the picture ofthe naked jogger. You sent it to
Michelle Lloyd knows I didn't have aphone. Well, that's why I sent
it because when I saw the picture, I assumed you got the picture from
(24:27):
someplace else in the country. That'swhat I thought too. Oh my god,
this guy was right next to yourcar. Yeah, I like it.
It was in traffic as we wereheading southbound yesterday. After it.
What was he was he saying anythingor yelling anything? He wasn't yelling.
No, I couldn't hear anything becausethe windows were up. But he the
fact that he came after the guythat got out of the blue pickup truck
(24:48):
and started punching him. I waslike, Okay, what's going on here?
Yeah, I mean it's obvious it'sa it's a drugs slash mental something
something more, possibly a new treYeah. I mean, but again,
laying down in traffic, that's whenit gets like a little weird. Yeah.
Yeah, if it's just like astreaker kind of thing. I didn't
(25:11):
give that vibe to me. No, I didn't get that vibe. He
wasn't Will Farrell in old school.Yeah no, No, So you and
the family got a full frontal shot, full frontal shot, and I posted
it. And then because you're likeyou can't post that, did you put
an emoji over it? I saidno, yes, see it was kind
of weird. It was blurry.Yeah, it's fine, so I kind
of might care. From the talkBack Mafia, Happy belated Mother's Day,
(25:33):
Lisa and I apologize for running alongsideninety three in the birthday suit. I
didn't want to scare you with thatvisual. Happy Mother's Day, nonetheless,
justin welcome back, Thank you sir, Justin. Why don't you just ask
Lisa, no, I know whatyou're thinking. Just head and ass I
don't keep it clean. We havea lot of people on the phones though,
so let's go to Stephanie La Stephanie. Did you see this guy?
(26:00):
We were right next to him.And the reason why the man in the
pickup got out and started fighting withhim is because he was kicking the pickup
truck. Lucie. I didn't seethat part because we were we were right
behind the pickup track with his bearfeet yeah, bf feet, totally,
no shush, nothing, and myeighty nine year old mother's in the backs.
He gone, oh my, ohboy, you know right, it's
(26:22):
the craziest thing I've ever seen.Right, yeah, So I was just
I couldn't believe it. And thenwhen he laid down on the street,
I just could. And he camefrom the other side of the highway.
He hopped over them mel Indians,Oh my god. Really, so was
he caught? We don't know.We don't have anything. I have no
idea. I know that the statepolice were trying to get They were going
down to come all the way back. That's when we kind of drove past.
(26:45):
Why we saw that, But Isaw nothing on the news or anything
either, tod I. Any ofit was weird. Well, I mean
it was a nice day. Probably, Hey, let's just get a little
running it's the punching thing. Idon't guess really weird. Well, it's
fact that Stephanie saw it and sheliterally had the same account as Lisa.
No one has to know something,if you know what I mean, Yeah,
(27:07):
what's this guy's story that it didn'tmake any of the local news.
And I don't think it's not onlyin Boston. Only in Boston they usually
cover every we're going to have iton we have I guess, so,
man, Yeah, I don't know. Uh, you know, obviously it's
probably a sad situation rights something.Well, I have to say, Okay,
(27:29):
I was looking at him. Iwas zooming in on his naked body.
I have to say he had avery sharp hair cut. His hair
was very nicely cut. He hada five o'clock shadow, clean cut.
It was very Yeah, it wasn'tlike yeah, I just I don't know
what's going Something was going on.It's probably a good time justin and he
(27:52):
was very fit. Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm looking at very fit.
Yeah, I'm looking at it rightnow. That's why I'm thinking it
was maybe some drugs. I mean, it's all speculative now, but uh,
you never want to get into afight naked. Trust me, I've
been That's right. You were notfun, although I did win the fight.
Oh yeah, that's the most importantthing. Yeah, and then think
(28:12):
about it. He's on gravel.Yeah, imagine hitting the ground. Oh
god that yeah. Anyway, anybodyelse out there that saw something, say
something, give us a call atsix one seven nine three one one eight,
or you can reach out to justinbarway of the talk bag. But
you know what, we're coming upon topic time. What is the craziest
(28:34):
thing you have ever witnessed while driving? Yeah? While driving? Oh that's
a good one. Yeah, craziestthing you've ever witnessed. Again, it's
time for topic time six one sevennine, or send us a talk back.
It's topic time next. What isthe topic today? We're going to
be talking. Billy and Lisa presenttopic time. Talk amongst yourself topic time.
(28:59):
Yeah, a couple of let usago. We kicked off the topic
of the day. Lisa. Yesterdayon a nice Mother's day, driving around
with the family, and all ofa sudden, there's a completely naked man
running right next to her car onthe expressway heading southbound. Happy Mother's Day
to you, Lisa. Good morningeveryone. I hope you had a great
weekend. Happy Mother's Day, Lisa. We saw you in Seaport yesterday.
(29:21):
I was there with my family.My seven year old daughter wanted to say
hi to you so bad, butI said, it's Mother's Day. She's
with her kids. I don't wantto bother you. We were headed to
Sara Finas to have dinner and thengo to the Cisco Brewery street party,
and we had a great time.I hope you did too, have a
great day. I want to sayhi to Hi. Licha. They would
(29:44):
have said Hi. They should have. That's a good Mother's day. Sarafina
and then Cisco Brewers. Yeah,we were walking around that open air like
sort of market that they have.It's really cool. Imagine I would have
run into you at the Seaport ifI weren't pulled over by the coastcar.
Let's go to Mike. Hey,Mike, good morning morning. What's going
on, Mike? Not much.I just had a story that was kind
(30:06):
of relevant. Okay, So I'vebeen diagnosed with epilepsy and I was actually
found running around outside completely naked.Oh. I had nothing to do with
drugs any of that. Is thata typical side effect of the epilepsy.
It has been for me. Igo into this crazy psychosis where I don't
(30:29):
know what I'm doing or anything likethat. Oh my god, when did
you come to Did you come toMike when you were already naked and running
around? Well, I ran intosome landscapers that luckily gave me a sweatshirt.
And it wasn't until after I gotthat sweatshirt on, I was sitting
on a curb and I literally justkind of came to my senses and I
got really really embarrassed. That curve'sgot to be pretty cold too once you
(30:56):
sit down. Man, it wasbad. I feel so bad that must
He's so scary. What's going tohappen? Yeah, but I've been maybe
like seven years seizure for you now, So good for you. Well,
good call Mike, thank you forjoining the conversation. And let's go to
Melissa next. Melissa, what's thecraziest thing you've witnessed? So this was
(31:18):
a couple of years ago and Iwas driving home un route too late from
Boston to Central mass and I wasapproaching the set of lights outside Conquered Hospital
Emerson there, and I could seesomething in the road in front of me,
So I moved to the other lane, thinking it was a deer or
something, and it was actually aperson naked lying in the road. He
(31:44):
had been hit by a car.Oh my god. When he got hit
by the car, his clothes wentflying off. So apparently I found out
later he had been at the hospitaland escaped or ran off and he got
Yeah. So I pulled over,and another car pulled over, and we
(32:06):
did like CPR in the middle ofthe night. But yeah, without a
great outcome. I was going tosay, Okay, that's sad. Yeah,
well, thank you for your story. And Sheila's up next. Sheila,
the craziest thing you've witnessed. SoI can't say that I witnessed this,
(32:27):
but it's I did not see thesame event that Lisa saw. But
last Friday, my son's in collegeand he was heading into school for his
last day of classes and he wasonly gone a few minutes and he called
me and said, I just sawsomething that I never thought that I would
see before in downtown And I saidwhat And he said, I saw a
naked man being arrested. And Iwas like, did he have shoes on?
(32:53):
And he just said no, heyou know, he was naked and
the police were resting him and hadhis is behind his back and the hitcuff.
So after hearing the last two stories, I feel like I shouldn't be
telling the story now. Well,yeah, what's going on out there?
There's something about people taking their clothesoff. I don't know what it is.
(33:14):
You know, sometimes obvious it's amental thing. Sometimes it's drugs.
But there's a lot of these stories. That's not the first time that's happened
in Boston either. Well think aboutit. We said, what's the craziest
thing you've witnessed, And every storyso far has been a naked person while
driving. Like, yeah, peoplerunning on the roads. It's not a
new thing. I don't. I'mlooking at the phone screen right now,
(33:35):
and no, this isn't funny.I don't it's not. I don't hope
it's not. I don't think ajoke. Let's go to Cynthia Lineway.
Okay, Cynthia, Hi, what'sgoing on with you? Cynthia? Well,
I used to live in California forlike ten years. I'm a Bostonian
and we were on the freeway mergingin so a truck cut us off and
(33:57):
being in Bostonian. We have alittle bit of road rate. So we
cut him back off, and allof a sudden, he whipped out a
gun and it was one that couldlike, you know, take your life,
and he's start shooting the gun atup. I was a passenger and
you know the headrest that you readrest your head on. Yeah, well
the bullet, one of the bulletslanded there and just missed my head.
I ducked. So he's in abig path truck, still shooting, and
(34:22):
as you saw that, he couldn'tget us, so he went for the
gas tank. I don't know,maybe I have blown up the gas tank
or not, but I also Ididn't do something that just all he cut
us off. So we cut himback off, and I'm like your mother
or whatever, you know exactly so, but you know, I had every
(34:46):
right to do that. He wasone to cut us off. But I
wanted to bring up to like mentalissue is a big thing and everybody ignores
it, like people are suffering sobad with mental issues. Problem definitely,
I know, yeah, I definitelynot talked about not. I feel like
(35:06):
they just don't even bother with them. So many people have it. It's
so sad. It really is,because I heard Lisa's story. Obviously that
guy has mental issues. Yeah,yeah, I think every story we've gotten
so far as that. Yeah,people aren't just going out for a jog
naked, and you never know youknow who, especially on the road,
you never know who the other personis. This was a big issue with
(35:28):
my with Jen my wife when wewere dating is she had really bad road
rage and I was in genuine fearthat she would be by herself one day
in mouth off to the wrong person. Yeah. And actually one day,
when I've told you the story,we're driving on the highway and she was
in the fast lane and she wouldn'tmerge over, yeah, because she was
just so angry all the time,and a car was behind her, and
(35:49):
I said, you have to getover, look them pass and she said,
I'm not getting over. Finally shouldfind and she gets in the middle
lane and as the car behind herwent to pass, she pushed what didn't
even look, just put her fingerup like you. My wife's completely changed
one now. Anyway, it wasa state trooper. She was slipping O
my god, so that we gotpulled over. Yeah, trooper came,
(36:10):
you know, pulled us out ofthe car, and he looked at my
wife and said, how old areyou? From that moment she kind of
like, let the road rage go. You never know who's in the other
mouthing off on the road. Yeah, it can get very serious very quickly.
(36:32):
Hey guys, good morning. Funniestthing I have ever seen wasn't the
craziest thing, but it was prettyfunny, although it wouldn't have been funny
for the people in the car.One summer, I'm on my way down
roots reach of the Cake and acar passed me with You know how in
the old days you would strap yourluggage on the proof of your car.
(36:55):
Well, apparently whoever strapped it didn'tthe case offen. Yeah you're ducking a
suitcase now if you're in the carbehind Yeah, oh yeah you do.
You want to be careful. Theythe craziest, The craziest things I've ever
seen are always in Lawrence. Youhave been Lawrence then passing through? Yeah,
(37:16):
I would compare Lawrence to winning maybelike Brockton. Yeah, just some
crazy stuff goes on there, youknow what I mean? In Lawrence?
In Lawrence, yeah, wows onthe road. The previous caller was right,
you know, years ago a lotmore people used to stack, you
know, furniture and everything on topof the car. Yeah. And I
do remember being in the middle laneonce and the person in the right hand
(37:37):
lane had like a small pickup andhad a bunch of stuff. Wile all
of the stuff they hit a bumpin the road or something, all of
the stuff went flying all over theroad. Wow, that's probably the only
crazy thing I remember, Crazy thingson the road. Good stories from everybody.
Good morning everyone. The craziest thingI ever heard was listening to my
favorite morning show and this person namedBilly still had an AOL account twenty four.
(38:00):
I'm so scared. I went outsideand looked around and everything looks okay.
But can someone please tell me ifwe need to find the DeLorean and
get back to the future. Let'sgo to the phone. A couple of
minutes ago, we were talking aboutcrazy things you may have witnessed. And
who's on the phone winning Nikki,Nikki, good morning. What's a crazy
thing you've seen recently? NICKI?So I, yes, go ahead,
(38:27):
you hear me? Yep? Okay? So am I commute into Boston,
you know, right as you're goingto kind of go by the Leverett Connector.
I was always in the left lane, and I one morning, I
could have sworn, I was like, it looked like a really really big
dildo. And I was like,no way, you know whatever, So
you know, I mean, youguys are the reason why my commute is
(38:50):
actually funny most of the time anyway, And I'm like, okay. So
the next morning, I'm like,wait, I wonder if it's still there.
I wonder us that that's really whatit is. So I'm like creeping
my way over to the lap I'mlike, I think this is where it
is. Sure enough, it wasone, and it was still in the
same exact spot. So it becamemy mission every morning to be able to
try not to kill myself, toget a picture of this thing and see
(39:13):
how long it was going to lastthere and only that how I had did
it get there? And where didit come from? This was a large
dildo on the side of the road. It was like a suction cup one
like somebody had like suctioned it tosomething and it hadn't flown off. But
I still have so many questions.Oh, there used to be one.
Yeah, some people you consuction itto the back of their truck or something.
(39:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, you geta picture. I can definitely find
it and I will email it toyou guys, because it was yeah,
it really like, oh boy,it was awesome. I mean it made
some It was one of the thingsyou got to look forward to on your
commune for, like a good weekdownstairs. Lon Earn Pass and mag Su.
(39:59):
It's long schlong, a marvelous dong. Everyone knows it's still, don't
it's still. It's big, it'sfleshy, it's ribbed, it's still dough,
it's still though. Yes, that'sright, it's ripped.
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