September 12, 2024 • 38 mins
We're halfway through the show now and the fun continues! We cover airline news and go through a bunch of talk back leftovers! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's Sabrina's secret sound time, Lisa Dunovan, how's it work?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Okay, So you listen for the secret sound if you're
Collar twenty five, and then you tell us what the
sound is. And it's based on one of Sabrina Carpenter's hits,
a song that we play on Kiss Oneawait. So you
gotta look at the lyrics. Go to kiss one wit
kiss oneawait dot com. You can see the other guesses.
So if you give us the sound and the song,
you win.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's that easy, and we told you right from the beginning.
We started easy and it would get a little bit
more difficult as we moved forward.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Hey, listening to smooth as a guess, Oh my god,
I literally threw my hands up in the air.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
That was so wrong.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
And I am so one thousand percent confident that I
actually know what it is and the song that inspired it.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, no time, yep, call yep, caller twenty five six
one seven nine three one one one oh eight. I
will play the secret sound right now, so listen carefully,
short and sweet, short and sweet.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Let's play it one more time. Listen up.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, So now we await to call her twenty five
and the good luck six one, seven, nine oh eight.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Justin you have airline news.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I think over there.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Yeah, it's sad airline news today, really sad to report this.
But you know, there's a woman named Michelle who's from Germany.
Her name is Michelle Kubke and she actually broke up
with her partner after nine years. That's sad, It is
really sad. She called her partner darling, described her partner
as attractive and elegant. Yeah, and after nine years they
(01:43):
broke up. Did I did I mention that the partner
was a plane? Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Michelle's love of planes is known as objective filia and
she's not alone. Over five thousand people worldwide are also
in love with inanimate objects. And that's just what's been documented.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Yeah. Yeah, a nine year relationship with the Boeing seven
thirty seven has come to an end. Why they broke up,
but they remain friends. Yeah yeah, she just uh, she
didn't specify why. She did say that, you know she
fell in love with the plane when she touched his wings. Yeah,
in her she said, yeah, her palms got sweaty and
(02:25):
she got really excited. They would fall asleep together.
Speaker 8 (02:28):
But what is she like an airplane worker? Like, how
do you or she has to be right, do you
get that close to a boeing?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, all happened in the hangar.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
She goes further with it. So there were some difficulties
of being in this relationship with the plane, one of
which is that you know, she can only get close
to him when she flew with him, or when she
can get to him in the hangar. So maybe she
was sneaking in.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, it's interesting that she declared the uh, the inanimate
object the plane a man.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Yes, yeah, you know it's a it's a heterosexual. Really,
I guess, so I guess. Yeah, Well, okay, there you go.
Nothing like plane sex.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Right the Candon microphone.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No one ever knows when he's.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Talking into the candid microphone.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You know what, I'm a whacker on the plane and
they're smaller than ever now and I don't want to
make a big deal about it, but there's usually not
enough room for me and anything else. That's the very
latest airline nudes right there.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And now we go to Christina. You are color twenty five.
Speaker 9 (03:36):
Hello, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, Christina, where are you? Calling from Christina.
Speaker 10 (03:43):
Well, we're from Bellingham, but we're on the way to
work right now.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Okay, so you're on route as we speak. Yes, okay,
so brain ay you feeling confident?
Speaker 11 (03:55):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (03:56):
Oh I think a little.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, okay, well lessons listen carefully. I think you got this.
We're going to play it one more time for you
right here, and that's it. So what's her name?
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Christina?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Really stuck on the plane.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I really am Christina.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
What is the Sabrina Secret sound?
Speaker 10 (04:23):
Is it a lighter from the song feather?
Speaker 8 (04:26):
That is correct?
Speaker 10 (04:34):
I know.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
I'm so confident. Look at you.
Speaker 13 (04:38):
I was a little scared, but I looked at the
lyrics and I was like, this is the only thing
I can.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Find right now.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Well, you know what you did exactly what you're supposed
to do out there.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
You looked it up yet since the beginning.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Wow, so you're onward to what exactly.
Speaker 12 (04:54):
To work?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You're doing what today.
Speaker 10 (04:58):
Or I'm a software engineer, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Go do that. It sounds very good for you. And
now you're going to We sold out Sabrina Carpenter Show.
So congratulations, thank.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You so much.
Speaker 12 (05:11):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, that's great. So coming up three ten, a brand
new this thing keeps rolling on Sabrina secret sign with
the v Bros And Gianna.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes, you know what it is.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
What all we do is win, win, win, Okay, I'm
not playing a Billy and Lisa morning show. That's what
we do.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Maybe we win.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
You know who's not gonna be winning, Bill, You when
you go to Africa because the animals are rising up.
Find out what animal could likely attack Bill when he
goes to Africa in a few weeks. That's in Weird Stories.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Next Kiss Went Away.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Jeems a little weird to me.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Time for weird stories.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I'm pretty creepy for the Philly and Lisa in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
All right. So a woman named Margaret was walking her
dog in Wall Fan. They went to cedar Wood Park.
Like a lot of us do have dogs, we go
walk them in the park. Well, she was walking along
in the woods when she came across this mysterious pine
cone formation that she believes could be an art installation
or something much more mysterious.
Speaker 14 (06:10):
A formation of pine cones loss all in a perfect circle.
Speaker 10 (06:14):
And then they do a pattern with ones pointing inward
and pointing outwards.
Speaker 14 (06:18):
She found the formation two days ago, posting her photo
to social media. The responses were all over the place.
It looks like a ritual Aliens, that's some cult sacrifice, Poltergeist, chupacabra.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
It is creepy to look at it. Yeah, someone spent
a lot of time or something spent a lot of
time putting this thing together.
Speaker 15 (06:40):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Now I've said it many times before and I'm going
to say it again. Animals are rising up.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
We get evidence of this every single day, especially here
on the billion Liser Morning show.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
A woman was gang dot bond by a pack of otters.
And I'm not making this up.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It was otter devastation for a woman in Malaysia after
a gang of wild otters attacked her on a jog
through a park, leaving her crying in a pool of.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Her own blood. Yeah. The crazy thing about this is
literally yesterday, Billy was like every morning complaining about the
Africa trip. He doesn't want to go and all that stuff,
and he said, imagine if I get attacked by like
some cute little animal. If I'm going to go, I
want to get taken by a gorilla or a lion.
I go you mean like an otter, he goes, Yeah,
like a cute little otter. And look at this story today.
Speaker 16 (07:30):
As cute as they are, there can be like three
foot of muscle. All they do is swim all day long.
For the most part. They have razor sharp claws teeth.
You do see those things in the wild. You want
to keep it at a distance. So I always cringe
when I see people trying to get really close to
an otter that's in the water to get pictures.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
And that's what that woman did. She got too close.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
The pack of them.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Yeah, I didn't realize they were so aggressive they are.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Yeah, yep. You want to stay far away because they're
really cute, especially if there's babies in the pack. Babies
are really cute.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Honor is a big thing in Malaysia.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
I don't think I'm not Maybe, yeah, I don't know
if i'd recognize one if I came upon one. Really.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
No, Well, the very load to the ground.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
They are here.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
They have little feet, yes they are, and razor sharp
teeth and they travel in packs.
Speaker 17 (08:19):
Go ahead, Winnie, Okay, so everyone knows who's Sharon Sharp
is obviously a former football player. Now you know, television
host podcast hosts. Anyways, he went live yesterday on Instagram.
Speaker 18 (08:30):
Right.
Speaker 17 (08:30):
The only thing was when he went live, he was
in the middle of having sex.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Yeah, you don't see what was happening. All you do
is here, ye here the sounds of her and him,
And now he's coming out and saying, hey, yeah, that
was me.
Speaker 19 (08:44):
I called ESPN after, like, I just got to tell
him the truth. I said, I just got to tell
him the truth. My phone wasn't It wasn't a prank.
It was me being a healthy, active male. I mean,
y'all thought I would bullege having Hey, oh Joe, see,
I'll be lie.
Speaker 17 (09:04):
He's very proud of it, I feel like, because you know,
the girl was saying a lot of things, oh so
towards him.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
She was very happy.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
So is it just a mistake he pressed the wrong Yes,
But when you see.
Speaker 17 (09:14):
The video, it's like on his nightstand or something, and
like you can only see the ceiling and you just
hear them.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well, what was he meaning to do with his phone?
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Maybe he meant to put it down, maybe he meant
to record.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
So there is another side to this story or another theory.
There's been rumors that he is gay. Yeah, and so
they're thinking maybe he did this to show people that
he is heterosexual. Possibly.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
I'm just saying, yeah, she sounded very heterosexual.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Yeah. Hey, let me ask you guys a question. Is
it okay to cut your toenails at a hotel pool?
A public pool? Right? Yeah? Well, this woman was at
a hotel pool and there there was a guy sitting
right next to her clipping his toneail.
Speaker 20 (10:00):
Sitting at the pole, watching the kids live their best life.
And I can hear it's clicking. I know what sound
that is. Please do not let it be true. Right
near where I'm sitting, some dirty pig he's cutting their toenails,
about fifteen feet away from me, a grown man. He's
cutting his toenails by the pole. And the worst thing
is that when he finished, he just scooped them all
(10:22):
off the towel onto the floor. Please tell me I'm
not the only one totally disgusted by this.
Speaker 17 (10:27):
Okay, that's really gross, unnecessary.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
That's really gross. Well, you know what Billy does. He
cuts his on the dark outside his boat and he
just pushes him in the oden.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
Oh are you sure?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Why do I talk to you?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Can I ask you?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Why do you do it?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
On else?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Am I going to do it in your bathroom or
your bedroom.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Anywhere that's not on the dark.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
He hangs his toes over the dock down there at
Charlestown Marina and his toe clippings go right in the
Boston Harbor. Why that's your host, Bill.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I don't know why I talked to you.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
We've got to stop meeting in the morning, okay, to
put this show together.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
It's shocking.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
What yeah? What to me?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It makes the most sense.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Well, because you're doing your bathroom, one or two might
fly off and all of a sudden they're on the floor, and.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
This is that's your OCD thing.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Sure, I don't want the mess.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
And now it's in the.
Speaker 17 (11:18):
Ocean in a marina next to other people paying a
lot of money to be there.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
You know, and you're having your little toes clip.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
That's what's funny. It never crossed my mind. It's somebody
to watching.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
They are watching you, yeah, and judging.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
And talking about you. Well, mister toenails has an entertainment
report coming up at eight forty coming out.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
We're gonna take it to New York City.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
The bema's last night lot going down and also also
this was very cool. Jason Tatum was on Fallon last night.
He's out promoting his children's book. Not really a rapper,
he tried it, not that good.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It all coming up next.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
What a bossing at Shabuzi and you're waking up with
Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Kiss Shaboozi.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I was hoping to get best new artists last night
at the VMAs.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
He did not. Went to Chapel Roone justin. You've got
to talk back in there.
Speaker 12 (12:10):
This is your safari girl here After all of Billy's winging,
I cannot wait for him to get back from his
wonderful safari and tell us how much he loves it.
I know it's going to be amazing. Have a great time, Billy.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Yeah, you'll be fine. Bill might come back with a
few little things, but you'll be all right.
Speaker 21 (12:28):
Hyphoid, fever, dysentery, tuberculosis, leprosy, hookworm, cholera, diarrhea, anthrax, gang green,
and numerous other painful diseases and parasites that inflict suffering
and death upon mankind.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Man Well, for see hookworm.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
That doesn't sound.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
You could come home with a little of all of it. Right,
But I'll be checking in with you guys from Africa.
I'll be calling from the bush as we say that.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
The expedition world.
Speaker 12 (13:00):
Wow, the entertainment update with a billy concept.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well, Jason Tatum has got a children's book out. He
went on Fallon last night and he and Jimmy put
together a rap and wait for it here.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Hey there, Jimmy, I got a book too, Number one.
Hate to break it to you, and yet it's called Baby.
Dunk's a lot. I think your is better.
Speaker 22 (13:24):
Probably not treat in your book seems kind of fun.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
But I've written seven You've only written one. You got
forty pages, and sure that's great.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
You know what's even better?
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Forty eight? You might have written more than I was
dan me.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
But last year I hit over two hundred and three
my books about a baby. Yeah that's true, but that
don't mean I won't dunk on you.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
There you go, Okay, not his best talent. He tried
his bopping.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Uh does Jimmy Fallon really have seven books?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
I believe he does.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Wow. Pretty cool stuff. He also, and this was a
cool moment last week, he broke out an essay that
Tatum wrote when he was just nine years old. And
to check this out, we.
Speaker 22 (14:07):
Got an essay that you wrote when you were nine
years old and was an essay that you wrote about
the future and what is going to happen in the
future here, and it's very interesting. You kind of predicted
a lot of stuff that said, when I'm thirty, I
would have gone to the NBA at age nineteen. Check
you did that that It says two decades from now,
I will have accomplished my dream goals. I will play
(14:27):
for the USA Olympics basketball team.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Check.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
How do you.
Speaker 22 (14:34):
How do you know these things become true? I mean,
did you think that all this stuff? I mean, are
that much of a confident thinker?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
That I got to give a lot of credit to
my mom? My mom is my best friend, man.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
My mom she always encouraged me to speak things into existence,
believe in yourself right, and like I always had a goal,
We always had a plan of you know what I
was trying to accomplish. And I think it's so important
to have that support sys and have somebody that believes
in you like she did, because I wouldn't be here
without her.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, hearing that that's going to be Max and Riley
Dunham and talking about their mom when they achieved greatness.
I hope so.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Jimmy Fallon does have seven books. Some of them are
called Baby Mama Dada. Those are just three of them.
I would love to get Jason Tatum for the Lisa's
Book Club.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Let's get that.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
We're we're going to reach out with that happens.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
We can raise a lot of money for yeah charities.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Here the book out. The book is out now. It's
called The Baby Dunks a lot so big night in
New York City last night the MTV Video Music Awards
on by the way, the twenty three year anniversary of
nine to eleven. Uh, they delayed it, You'll remember a
day because of the presidential debate, which happened earlier this week.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Taylor Swift a big winner.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
She won Artist of the Year also Video of the
Year for Fortnite with post Malone, and she was quick
to acknowledge nine to eleven.
Speaker 23 (15:57):
Guys, I wanted to say, you know, waking up this
morning in New York on September eleventh, I've just been
thinking about what happened twenty three years ago. Everyone who
lost a loved one and everyone that we lost, and
that is the most important thing about today, and everything
that happens tonight falls behind.
Speaker 17 (16:17):
Now.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
You know, yesterday on the show, Lisa, we were talking
about where you were, what you were doing when nine
to eleven happened. You were in New York City.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I was because it's usually this is fashion week time,
and fashion week literally just ended yesterday. But yeah, I
was there working in PR had flown down for fashion week.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
And I can't even imagine how scary that was.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'll never forget. That's like a memory that's like embedded
in my brain.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Wow. Meantime, voter registration surged the other day when Taylor
Swift endorsed Kamala Harris and told fans to get out
the vote. She actually pushed the vote again last night.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
This is a fan voted award, and you voted for this.
I appreciate it so much.
Speaker 23 (16:58):
And if you are over eighteen, please register to vote
for something else that's very important coming up.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
It's kind of part of our president selection.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
I love you all so so much.
Speaker 8 (17:08):
Thank you for this moment.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
And while accepting the award for the Fortnite video, she
acknowledged Travis I.
Speaker 23 (17:14):
Would always just hear like someone like like cheering and
like woo like like from across from across the studio
where we were shooting it, and that one person was
my boyfriend Travis. Everything this man touches turns to happiness
(17:37):
and fun and magic. So I want to thank him
for adding that.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
To our shoot We're in love.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Apparently, Yeah yeah, Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
One Song of the Year for Espresso.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Here's shoot me to my family, my cats and dogs
that are at home watching.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
And thank you to the people that made espress with.
Speaker 23 (17:57):
Me, Steph Amy Julian I just love you guys so much.
I love making music with you, and I can't wait
to share more with the world.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
And thank you to that me.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Espresso and Chapa Roone won for Best New Artists, and
she said.
Speaker 13 (18:09):
This, and for all the queer kids in the Midwest
watching right now, I see you, I understand you because
I'm one of you. And don't ever let anyone tell
you that you can't be exactly who.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
You want to be.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
And Katie Perry was given the Video Vanguard Award and
performed a medley of her hit She was flying around
in harness all over the arena last night, and she said.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
This, it's you taking a photo with Kim Kardashian and
Orlando is staring at her butt.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
That's my bad.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh my gosh, thank you.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
I did that all on my first day of my
period too.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 24 (18:56):
Thank you so much to MTV for believing in my
weirdness day one and for helping artists extend their worlds
beyond a song.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
I just want to.
Speaker 24 (19:05):
Say, with my whole heart, do whatever it takes to
stay true to yourself and true to your art. Turn
off social media, safeguard your mental health.
Speaker 8 (19:12):
Pause.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Touch grass, touch grass, touch my wife or touch or
grasp or touch grass.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
Grass like outside, like outside.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, she wants to solid earth.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
My wife, Michelle is big on that.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
I think I take off.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I think there's something to it.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, yeah, you want to feel it, touch it.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Justin Jimberlake going to be in court today in the
Hampton's Uh. He will plead guilty to a much lesser charge, right, m.
Speaker 17 (19:47):
Yeah, it's just it's a weird way they word it.
It's so called impairment, but it's not like a dui.
It's a regular traffic infraction and he'll lose his license
though for a year in New York because you refuse
a breathalyzer and have to pay.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
He had three hundred dollars. Fine, that's it.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
So just in New York, but he can drive everywhere else.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
Yeah, justin New York.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Why don't they have drivers?
Speaker 8 (20:08):
They did a situations they do, but they do.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
He just decided not to.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
And then there's John bon Jovie.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
He was doing a photo session in Nashville on a
bridge and he noticed a woman standing out on the
ledge and it looked like she was about to jump,
so he walked over. He managed to talk her off
the ledge, and we're thinking he may have said that.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
She came off and he gave her a big so.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Glad that they were there to help her.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Yeah, it was a public bridge.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
If you watch the video, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Yeah, we're glad she's all right.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 15 (20:49):
I'm glad it was bon Jovie driving across that bridge
and not Tom Petty because they'd be free free balling.
Speaker 17 (20:59):
Okay, that's really like, that's really honestly, she almost committed
from what were you thinking?
Speaker 8 (21:08):
Come on, justin?
Speaker 6 (21:09):
I'm sorry? Was that my voice voice?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Are you sniffing that stuff from the gym.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
The smelling salts.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
No, I think you're hooked on the stuff from the gym.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I saw the video.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Yes, I have it downstairs.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
Guys. That really it's strong real.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
We'll do it live on the air. Okay, Lisa, you
ready to go?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Maybe not today, I'm battling something.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Yeah, there's a lot of things going on in the way.
They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I can't even.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Somehow, I don't think that's ever going to go away.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
No, no, uh. Finally, cold Play this week gave a
sneak peak of a new song at their show, and
dub Lindy Chris Martin sat down at the piano played
a snippet. The band posted that snippet on and this
couple saw it and then reached out to the band's
manager asking if Coldplay a would come to their wedding.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
And b would they perform that song.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Well, they never made it to the wedding, but they
did send a studio copy of the song, and yes,
they played it at their wedding, and we've got a snippet. Yeah,
(22:32):
you've got.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm guessing the.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Studio version will sound better.
Speaker 17 (22:38):
I think it sounds sounds good.
Speaker 8 (22:41):
Oh, he sounds raw.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
I wish him if you might be able to see
that the iHeartRadio Music Festival.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Right, well, imagine if he world premieres the song at
our iHeart Radio Music Festival. Oh that's a big lineup.
By the way, September twenty first and second, go to
kiss onway dot com with those of.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
The right dates at twentieth and twenty first.
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From the Planet Fitness Kiss one Away Studios, we're back
with Villy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss on eight.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
We're back and we have talkback leftovers right justin, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
We typically move away from topic time. You know, that
happens every morning, seven forty It's a different topic every day,
and then we move on. It's a fast moving show.
And every once in a while we'll have a topic
that just gets so much feedback and so many stories,
we go back to it. And the topic earlier was,
you know, bad first dates. Came from a video of
a woman who showed up to a first date and
the guy was on a date with another woman, which
(24:16):
we thought to ourselves, Wow, that's pretty bad, and then
well it came. It came the calls in the talk back.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
So in two thousand and eight, I went on a
date with the guy I met in my college summer
orientation and we went and saw Mammia at movie theaters
and it was so awkward and I had wicked stummer
panes the entire date, like like I needed the bar,
but I just couldn't, obviously, because I was on a
(24:43):
date and it was I was sweating because I was
so much paint and there was nothing I could do.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Okay, that's the worst.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Imagine she's just sitting there in the date, just met
the guy, yeah, and she's just holding it in, just
wants to let it.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Out reminds me that scene in the Wedding Crashers when
she's really sick and she won't admit that it was
bad food at her friend's restaurant.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Oh yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 13 (25:10):
Not a first date, but the date that I asked
to my junior prom said yes, and then three weeks
before prom took back his yes to go with a
different girl.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
And that was pretty rough and she lives with that forever.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, some time can be awful.
Speaker 8 (25:30):
It really.
Speaker 17 (25:31):
It really molds you though, like your first relationships when
you're like a teenager, it does.
Speaker 21 (25:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Yeah, I was watching actually this week, I was watching
this podcast about you know, men and their issues with
the relationships and stuff, and they were saying that in
women too, but for men, especially their relationship early on
really affected them later on in life.
Speaker 20 (25:51):
I know.
Speaker 17 (25:51):
They always say some guy, some guy he's like thirty,
saying he's still healing from like his junior prom, his
junior year lost, like the girl that cheated on him,
like when he was seventeen.
Speaker 8 (25:59):
It's like, okay, grow up, please, Yeah, I can't commit.
Speaker 10 (26:05):
It was thirty minutes late to a breakfast date because
he wasn't staying where he thought he was going to
be because of a failed threesome he had arranged on
a kink chat and he then also let me know
that he got kicked out of this cake chat app
because one of the women's husband was mad she didn't
(26:27):
get her threesome and blamed him for it failing.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Okay, crazier out there than we think.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
There's different strokes with different folks, But you don't don't
want to just come out of the gate with that,
that's my thing. Yeah, it's like, if you want to
work it in later on and try to go that angle,
you can't do it on a first date.
Speaker 18 (26:51):
I was taken on a first date to Whole Foods,
where there was a little bar within.
Speaker 12 (26:56):
The Whole Foods.
Speaker 18 (26:57):
Surprisingly, the first date went well until the week after
when I got a text from him saying sorry for
not being upfront. I'm really looking for an S and
M relationship where you would be the sub and I
would be the dom.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
We did not go out again, so yeah, so he
waited and then it still didn't work.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Yeah, yeah, come on, didn't excite her though.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
No, for everybody I said that.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
There are certain maybe you know, apps or websites for
that type of stuff, you know, to to meet somebody
on a regular app or even in public and just
ask them that it's a little weird.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah, you're right. There are places that you can go
for what you're looking for.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
There's a bar at Whole Foods.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Apparently may shared the food bar like they have like
and they have like.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
They do at Smoothie or like a smoothie bar or well.
Speaker 17 (27:55):
Yeah, I mean do they have like food bars like
you know, yeah, oh yeah, coffee coffee bar.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Maybe that's what she meant.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Yeah, listen, you can meet someone anywhere.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I moved from Boston to Hawaii.
Speaker 13 (28:06):
I still listen to you guys every single morning, although
I am six hours.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Oh wit you go? Oh cut her off?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
She's calling? She left a talk back from Hawaii and
it cut off in the middle of it.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh, I wanted to hear that.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
No, I wanted to hear that too. She's listening in Hawaii.
Probably has a good one. Anyway, leave another one, we'll
play it.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
I have the best, funniest first date story. It's about
meeting a guy online. Our first date was he took
me to Waldham Pond for a picnic, great spot, had
a great time, go to leave because then we're going
to go to dinner, and literally lost his keys. So
we spent two hours walking around Waldham Pond looking for
(28:50):
his keys as he's sweating profusely.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Okay, that's rough.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
That's awesome as a sweater, Yeah, Walden Pond. Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah.
The bad first day topic is just it's ongoing. It
never ends.
Speaker 11 (29:05):
Crazy with a guy that tried to slip a fart
out but it was so loud at ricocheted.
Speaker 13 (29:14):
Off the chair and Peo both just tried to move past.
Speaker 12 (29:18):
It like it didn't happen.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
But I finished my drink.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
And just lat.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
Kids run away.
Speaker 12 (29:26):
It's the morning wrap up on Billy and Lisa.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
In the morning, I have a talkback that might make
Billy cost to quit. Today might be the day Bill.
We'll get to that in about two minutes. First, the
Sabrina Secret sound. We went one for two today, seven
to ten. Laura, she didn't get it.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Laura, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
This seems like an extremely hard one to me, But
what do I know?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Laura?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Please tell us what is the Sabrina's Secret sound?
Speaker 9 (29:56):
So it sounds like someone's like kissing foots.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
No oh, Laura, we were rooting for you.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Yeah, Lara didn't get it, but you know what. At
eight ten, Christina, she nailed it.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Christina, what is the Sabrina secret sound?
Speaker 12 (30:14):
Is it a lighter from the song Feather?
Speaker 8 (30:17):
That is correct?
Speaker 6 (30:25):
I am so confident. Look at you. Yeah, she didn't
seem like she was ready for it, but she got it.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
So I think when you know, you know.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
You know you know. So she's headed to see Sabrina
Carpenter TD Garden sold out show three ten is your
next shot with a brand new secret sound of v
Bros And Gianna. We'll have that for you at three ten.
So we'd had the topic of the bad first dates
this morning. Man, this one just exploded. I feel like
everybody has a good bad date first date story.
Speaker 11 (30:51):
I'm not very proud of this, but a long time ago,
I was sitting at my desk and I made a
call on my office phone to a future blind date
having a conversation and she's saying YadA, YadA, YadA, and
nothing's come to fruitation yet, and I'm thinking, what is frutation?
Speaker 6 (31:09):
As she meant fruition.
Speaker 11 (31:12):
Well, I picked up my cell phone, called my office.
Had it rig And I said, oh, I got to
get that. And I never called her, never.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Called her back. Yeah, you'd be out of luck. I know,
I know, I'd.
Speaker 8 (31:24):
Be very Yeah.
Speaker 17 (31:26):
Maybe it was just like a common accommolating a compilation
courts to anographer congenital at ol G, pulinary what eequal,
microbiotie transplantation.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
I think it's salagable? My mother like whatever, Just what's
that word?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I love where you just give up? You get halfway through?
You're like what.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
You certainly didn't.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
No, it's not it's not even worth I do fruition though.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Yeah. And finally, yeah, Billy, you got to brace yourself
for this one. This is a talk back about a
bad first date. Are you ready for it?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (32:12):
Here it comes on a first date that I went
on to a restaurant in the North End. I had
a brace on my arm because I had broke my wrist,
and I was trying to cut my chicken palm and
I dropped the fork and knife in my plate, and
sauce went all over me, all over the tables next
to me, all over the wall, all over the person
(32:35):
I was with but it didn't go too bad because
I ended up marrying the guy.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
They should have had nothing but chicken porm, but everybody
gets chicken palm.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
Yeah, if you don't get the reference here, it's a
legendary on this show that that Billy is against chicken
palm on a first date.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Ver see, it never goes right.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
No, they did go right because they got ultimately.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah, but it was a mess.
Speaker 6 (32:59):
No, Billy, you've always said, chicken palm on the first
date means no second date. You know what it is.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
It's bad optics. Can I see me say guarantee there's
no second date? Can I tell you this is just
a start a whole life full of gluttony?
Speaker 6 (33:17):
What a mania?
Speaker 18 (33:18):
Totally?
Speaker 23 (33:19):
What's up Boston at Serena Carpenter and you're waking up
with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss one
O eight.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Hey, you know, every so often we come here here
in the morning and we talk about things that people
just go crazy over. We get phone calls, we get talkbacks,
and sometimes we are overloaded with phone calls and talkbacks.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
And this morning was one of those mornings.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
So now we call them talkback leftovers and you've got
more in there justin.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
I like that a lot talk back left over we go. Yeah,
I always feel bad people. We encourage everyone to join
and then they do it right, They pick up their phone,
they're on the iHeart app, they leave the talk back
and then they're listening waiting and they don't hear it.
And I always feel bad for those people. So this
is this is their segment.
Speaker 15 (34:00):
Right.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
We made it pretty clear when we started this show
that you know, the listeners would be the co hosts.
They are a big part of this show and that's
what the talk Maac is all about.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
That's right. And you know earlier we talked about there
was one about Whole Foods in a bar. A girl
met a guy at Wholefoods bar and you said, there's
a bar at Whole Foods. Got a bunch of feedback
on that, guys.
Speaker 24 (34:19):
The Whole Foods in Shrewsbury that replaced will not replace,
but went in where the bags was years ago.
Speaker 11 (34:26):
They have a bar.
Speaker 14 (34:28):
Have you guys ever been.
Speaker 12 (34:28):
It's great.
Speaker 15 (34:29):
There's like a full restaurant and bar in the top
of the Whole Foods.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
I've kind of a time recommend never been to Shrewsbury.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Well, my cousin lives in Shrewsbury, so the next time
I'm out there, yeah, hit up the bar.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
There's a Wegman's in Framingham and they used to have
a bar, but I think they have since closed it.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Well, Shrewsbury definitely does.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
Yes, there is literally a bar inside of the Whole
Foods in Shrewsbury, the actual alcohol bar.
Speaker 17 (34:56):
Wow, that's crazy, that's cool. Get yeah, we you can
get drunk at noon before you get veggies.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, that's it. Next to Lisa's book club, the bar,
Whole Foods and Shrewsbury.
Speaker 8 (35:08):
They're a client, so why not.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Yeah. We had so many about the bad first dates,
we can't get to them all. But this one I
thought was interesting because it didn't work out the date
because of Karen Reid.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
I went on a first date with a guy over
the summer, and while we were chatting before we met,
he told me how he followed a Karen Reid case
and basically stayed home all day watching the trial. And
when we met online or rather met in person, we
proceeded to get into a big fight because he didn't
like that I didn't know all the details of the
(35:42):
case and we didn't basically have the same opinion on
how it should all play out.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Wow, well I think you Yeah, I think you dodged
something there, right, Yeah, I mean people were on one
side or the other with the case. Now it's still
to me that big like. But also somebody staying home
all day watching.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Well you might also want to think about finding work.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
That's where I was going with that.
Speaker 6 (36:11):
That's true. Yeah, crazy up more and crew.
Speaker 25 (36:15):
Know the caddy here getting ready to caddy. Twice in
the last three days, I've been out on the golf
course and I turned to my right and five feet
away from me is a coyote just walking along the
first time he had a big muskrat or something in
his mouth. So here's hoping I don't get attacked by
a coyote today. Have a good one, guys.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, coyotes are definitely on the right. Yeah, they're rising up.
Speaker 15 (36:39):
Well.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
We had a story of weird stories. We had one
about the otters and a bunch of otters attacked the
poor jogger of them. Yeah, the animals are attacking. Yeah,
it's crazy. So anyway, you can always join the show.
We encourage that. On the iHeart app. If you're listening,
just have the red microphone that's called a talk back
and I'll do my best to get you on the
(37:00):
radio back after this.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
And we're back with the Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Hey, everybody, we are back and God, we gotta go already. Yeah,
having so much fun this morning.
Speaker 8 (37:15):
Time to go.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Hey, you remember yesterday we talked about the big fire
in Lindfield at the Strip mall where I raised in
my family, there was a duncan there. We used to
go there and go for the bagels in the morning
when the kids were young.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Lynnfield House of Pizza.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
And it turns out a really really good friend of
mine's martial arts studio was in that strip mall and
a burned down dojo. Dojo. Yeah, he's got a couple
of them, maybe even three of them, but you know,
now we need a new space. We may have them
on tomorrow. Help find a space for his dojo. And
what would you call his clients.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Is martial art clients?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I don't know, makes sense to me. Yeah, but anyway,
tomorrow is the big Friday show. Now, in terms of
the Sabrina's Secret Sound, where are we Let's take inventory?
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Well, we had a winner at eight ten, So now
the v Bros With Gianna will have a brand new
Sabrina Secret Sound at three ten this afternoon.
Speaker 18 (38:16):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I was surprised we got a winner as quickly as
we did this morning. That was a tough one.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (38:20):
I think when you know, you know, yeah, if you
use the product, then it triggers in your head, right.
Speaker 6 (38:25):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, So this afternoon three ten, and then tomorrow morning
at seven ten, we're back with the Sabrina Secret Sound.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
And good look everybody.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
And also tomorrow maybe your friend who lost the dojo,
poor guy, he needs a new space. We're going to
kind of make me laugh. I don't want to laugh funny,
and you know what, we be our best to help
him out.
Speaker 12 (38:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah, we're going to help an awful situation. It's the
Big Friday Show. It's what we do on the billion
Lisa Morning Show. We help people out. So we'll see
you tomorrow morning. But up next it is Tiff the
Girl Tiff. Yeah,
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's Sabrina's secret sound time, Lisa Dunovan, how's it work?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Okay, So you listen for the secret sound if you're
Collar twenty five, and then you tell us what the
sound is. And it's based on one of Sabrina Carpenter's hits,
a song that we play on Kiss Oneawait. So you
gotta look at the lyrics. Go to kiss one wit
kiss oneawait dot com. You can see the other guesses.
So if you give us the sound and the song,
you win.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's that easy, and we told you right from the beginning.
We started easy and it would get a little bit
more difficult as we moved forward.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Hey, listening to smooth as a guess, Oh my god,
I literally threw my hands up in the air.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
That was so wrong.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
And I am so one thousand percent confident that I
actually know what it is and the song that inspired it.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, no time, yep, call yep, caller twenty five six
one seven nine three one one one oh eight. I
will play the secret sound right now, so listen carefully,
short and sweet, short and sweet.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Let's play it one more time. Listen up.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, So now we await to call her twenty five
and the good luck six one, seven, nine oh eight.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Justin you have airline news.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I think over there.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Yeah, it's sad airline news today, really sad to report this.
But you know, there's a woman named Michelle who's from Germany.
Her name is Michelle Kubke and she actually broke up
with her partner after nine years. That's sad, It is
really sad. She called her partner darling, described her partner
as attractive and elegant. Yeah, and after nine years they
(01:43):
broke up. Did I did I mention that the partner
was a plane? Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Michelle's love of planes is known as objective filia and
she's not alone. Over five thousand people worldwide are also
in love with inanimate objects. And that's just what's been documented.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Yeah. Yeah, a nine year relationship with the Boeing seven
thirty seven has come to an end. Why they broke up,
but they remain friends. Yeah yeah, she just uh, she
didn't specify why. She did say that, you know she
fell in love with the plane when she touched his wings. Yeah,
in her she said, yeah, her palms got sweaty and
(02:25):
she got really excited. They would fall asleep together.
Speaker 8 (02:28):
But what is she like an airplane worker? Like, how
do you or she has to be right, do you
get that close to a boeing?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, all happened in the hangar.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
She goes further with it. So there were some difficulties
of being in this relationship with the plane, one of
which is that you know, she can only get close
to him when she flew with him, or when she
can get to him in the hangar. So maybe she
was sneaking in.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, it's interesting that she declared the uh, the inanimate
object the plane a man.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Yes, yeah, you know it's a it's a heterosexual. Really,
I guess, so I guess. Yeah, Well, okay, there you go.
Nothing like plane sex.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Right the Candon microphone.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No one ever knows when he's.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Talking into the candid microphone.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You know what, I'm a whacker on the plane and
they're smaller than ever now and I don't want to
make a big deal about it, but there's usually not
enough room for me and anything else. That's the very
latest airline nudes right there.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And now we go to Christina. You are color twenty five.
Speaker 9 (03:36):
Hello, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, Christina, where are you? Calling from Christina.
Speaker 10 (03:43):
Well, we're from Bellingham, but we're on the way to
work right now.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Okay, so you're on route as we speak. Yes, okay,
so brain ay you feeling confident?
Speaker 11 (03:55):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (03:56):
Oh I think a little.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, okay, well lessons listen carefully. I think you got this.
We're going to play it one more time for you
right here, and that's it. So what's her name?
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Christina?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Really stuck on the plane.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I really am Christina.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
What is the Sabrina Secret sound?
Speaker 10 (04:23):
Is it a lighter from the song feather?
Speaker 8 (04:26):
That is correct?
Speaker 10 (04:34):
I know.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
I'm so confident. Look at you.
Speaker 13 (04:38):
I was a little scared, but I looked at the
lyrics and I was like, this is the only thing
I can.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Find right now.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Well, you know what you did exactly what you're supposed
to do out there.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
You looked it up yet since the beginning.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Wow, so you're onward to what exactly.
Speaker 12 (04:54):
To work?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You're doing what today.
Speaker 10 (04:58):
Or I'm a software engineer, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Go do that. It sounds very good for you. And
now you're going to We sold out Sabrina Carpenter Show.
So congratulations, thank.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You so much.
Speaker 12 (05:11):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, that's great. So coming up three ten, a brand
new this thing keeps rolling on Sabrina secret sign with
the v Bros And Gianna.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes, you know what it is.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
What all we do is win, win, win, Okay, I'm
not playing a Billy and Lisa morning show. That's what
we do.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Maybe we win.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
You know who's not gonna be winning, Bill, You when
you go to Africa because the animals are rising up.
Find out what animal could likely attack Bill when he
goes to Africa in a few weeks. That's in Weird Stories.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Next Kiss Went Away.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Jeems a little weird to me.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Time for weird stories.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I'm pretty creepy for the Philly and Lisa in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
All right. So a woman named Margaret was walking her
dog in Wall Fan. They went to cedar Wood Park.
Like a lot of us do have dogs, we go
walk them in the park. Well, she was walking along
in the woods when she came across this mysterious pine
cone formation that she believes could be an art installation
or something much more mysterious.
Speaker 14 (06:10):
A formation of pine cones loss all in a perfect circle.
Speaker 10 (06:14):
And then they do a pattern with ones pointing inward
and pointing outwards.
Speaker 14 (06:18):
She found the formation two days ago, posting her photo
to social media. The responses were all over the place.
It looks like a ritual Aliens, that's some cult sacrifice, Poltergeist, chupacabra.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
It is creepy to look at it. Yeah, someone spent
a lot of time or something spent a lot of
time putting this thing together.
Speaker 15 (06:40):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Now I've said it many times before and I'm going
to say it again. Animals are rising up.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
We get evidence of this every single day, especially here
on the billion Liser Morning show.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
A woman was gang dot bond by a pack of otters.
And I'm not making this up.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It was otter devastation for a woman in Malaysia after
a gang of wild otters attacked her on a jog
through a park, leaving her crying in a pool of.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Her own blood. Yeah. The crazy thing about this is
literally yesterday, Billy was like every morning complaining about the
Africa trip. He doesn't want to go and all that stuff,
and he said, imagine if I get attacked by like
some cute little animal. If I'm going to go, I
want to get taken by a gorilla or a lion.
I go you mean like an otter, he goes, Yeah,
like a cute little otter. And look at this story today.
Speaker 16 (07:30):
As cute as they are, there can be like three
foot of muscle. All they do is swim all day long.
For the most part. They have razor sharp claws teeth.
You do see those things in the wild. You want
to keep it at a distance. So I always cringe
when I see people trying to get really close to
an otter that's in the water to get pictures.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
And that's what that woman did. She got too close.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
The pack of them.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Yeah, I didn't realize they were so aggressive they are.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Yeah, yep. You want to stay far away because they're
really cute, especially if there's babies in the pack. Babies
are really cute.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Honor is a big thing in Malaysia.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
I don't think I'm not Maybe, yeah, I don't know
if i'd recognize one if I came upon one. Really.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
No, Well, the very load to the ground.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
They are here.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
They have little feet, yes they are, and razor sharp
teeth and they travel in packs.
Speaker 17 (08:19):
Go ahead, Winnie, Okay, so everyone knows who's Sharon Sharp
is obviously a former football player. Now you know, television
host podcast hosts. Anyways, he went live yesterday on Instagram.
Speaker 18 (08:30):
Right.
Speaker 17 (08:30):
The only thing was when he went live, he was
in the middle of having sex.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Yeah, you don't see what was happening. All you do
is here, ye here the sounds of her and him,
And now he's coming out and saying, hey, yeah, that
was me.
Speaker 19 (08:44):
I called ESPN after, like, I just got to tell
him the truth. I said, I just got to tell
him the truth. My phone wasn't It wasn't a prank.
It was me being a healthy, active male. I mean,
y'all thought I would bullege having Hey, oh Joe, see,
I'll be lie.
Speaker 17 (09:04):
He's very proud of it, I feel like, because you know,
the girl was saying a lot of things, oh so
towards him.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
She was very happy.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
So is it just a mistake he pressed the wrong Yes,
But when you see.
Speaker 17 (09:14):
The video, it's like on his nightstand or something, and
like you can only see the ceiling and you just
hear them.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well, what was he meaning to do with his phone?
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Maybe he meant to put it down, maybe he meant
to record.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
So there is another side to this story or another theory.
There's been rumors that he is gay. Yeah, and so
they're thinking maybe he did this to show people that
he is heterosexual. Possibly.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
I'm just saying, yeah, she sounded very heterosexual.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Yeah. Hey, let me ask you guys a question. Is
it okay to cut your toenails at a hotel pool?
A public pool? Right? Yeah? Well, this woman was at
a hotel pool and there there was a guy sitting
right next to her clipping his toneail.
Speaker 20 (10:00):
Sitting at the pole, watching the kids live their best life.
And I can hear it's clicking. I know what sound
that is. Please do not let it be true. Right
near where I'm sitting, some dirty pig he's cutting their toenails,
about fifteen feet away from me, a grown man. He's
cutting his toenails by the pole. And the worst thing
is that when he finished, he just scooped them all
(10:22):
off the towel onto the floor. Please tell me I'm
not the only one totally disgusted by this.
Speaker 17 (10:27):
Okay, that's really gross, unnecessary.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
That's really gross. Well, you know what Billy does. He
cuts his on the dark outside his boat and he
just pushes him in the oden.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
Oh are you sure?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Why do I talk to you?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Can I ask you?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Why do you do it?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
On else?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Am I going to do it in your bathroom or
your bedroom.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Anywhere that's not on the dark.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
He hangs his toes over the dock down there at
Charlestown Marina and his toe clippings go right in the
Boston Harbor. Why that's your host, Bill.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I don't know why I talked to you.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
We've got to stop meeting in the morning, okay, to
put this show together.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
It's shocking.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
What yeah? What to me?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It makes the most sense.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Well, because you're doing your bathroom, one or two might
fly off and all of a sudden they're on the floor, and.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
This is that's your OCD thing.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Sure, I don't want the mess.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
And now it's in the.
Speaker 17 (11:18):
Ocean in a marina next to other people paying a
lot of money to be there.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
You know, and you're having your little toes clip.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
That's what's funny. It never crossed my mind. It's somebody
to watching.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
They are watching you, yeah, and judging.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
And talking about you. Well, mister toenails has an entertainment
report coming up at eight forty coming out.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
We're gonna take it to New York City.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
The bema's last night lot going down and also also
this was very cool. Jason Tatum was on Fallon last night.
He's out promoting his children's book. Not really a rapper,
he tried it, not that good.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It all coming up next.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
What a bossing at Shabuzi and you're waking up with
Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Kiss Shaboozi.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I was hoping to get best new artists last night
at the VMAs.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
He did not. Went to Chapel Roone justin. You've got
to talk back in there.
Speaker 12 (12:10):
This is your safari girl here After all of Billy's winging,
I cannot wait for him to get back from his
wonderful safari and tell us how much he loves it.
I know it's going to be amazing. Have a great time, Billy.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Yeah, you'll be fine. Bill might come back with a
few little things, but you'll be all right.
Speaker 21 (12:28):
Hyphoid, fever, dysentery, tuberculosis, leprosy, hookworm, cholera, diarrhea, anthrax, gang green,
and numerous other painful diseases and parasites that inflict suffering
and death upon mankind.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Man Well, for see hookworm.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
That doesn't sound.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
You could come home with a little of all of it. Right,
But I'll be checking in with you guys from Africa.
I'll be calling from the bush as we say that.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
The expedition world.
Speaker 12 (13:00):
Wow, the entertainment update with a billy concept.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well, Jason Tatum has got a children's book out. He
went on Fallon last night and he and Jimmy put
together a rap and wait for it here.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Hey there, Jimmy, I got a book too, Number one.
Hate to break it to you, and yet it's called Baby.
Dunk's a lot. I think your is better.
Speaker 22 (13:24):
Probably not treat in your book seems kind of fun.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
But I've written seven You've only written one. You got
forty pages, and sure that's great.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
You know what's even better?
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Forty eight? You might have written more than I was
dan me.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
But last year I hit over two hundred and three
my books about a baby. Yeah that's true, but that
don't mean I won't dunk on you.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
There you go, Okay, not his best talent. He tried
his bopping.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Uh does Jimmy Fallon really have seven books?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
I believe he does.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Wow. Pretty cool stuff. He also, and this was a
cool moment last week, he broke out an essay that
Tatum wrote when he was just nine years old. And
to check this out, we.
Speaker 22 (14:07):
Got an essay that you wrote when you were nine
years old and was an essay that you wrote about
the future and what is going to happen in the
future here, and it's very interesting. You kind of predicted
a lot of stuff that said, when I'm thirty, I
would have gone to the NBA at age nineteen. Check
you did that that It says two decades from now,
I will have accomplished my dream goals. I will play
(14:27):
for the USA Olympics basketball team.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Check.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
How do you.
Speaker 22 (14:34):
How do you know these things become true? I mean,
did you think that all this stuff? I mean, are
that much of a confident thinker?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
That I got to give a lot of credit to
my mom? My mom is my best friend, man.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
My mom she always encouraged me to speak things into existence,
believe in yourself right, and like I always had a goal,
We always had a plan of you know what I
was trying to accomplish. And I think it's so important
to have that support sys and have somebody that believes
in you like she did, because I wouldn't be here
without her.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, hearing that that's going to be Max and Riley
Dunham and talking about their mom when they achieved greatness.
I hope so.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Jimmy Fallon does have seven books. Some of them are
called Baby Mama Dada. Those are just three of them.
I would love to get Jason Tatum for the Lisa's
Book Club.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Let's get that.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
We're we're going to reach out with that happens.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
We can raise a lot of money for yeah charities.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Here the book out. The book is out now. It's
called The Baby Dunks a lot so big night in
New York City last night the MTV Video Music Awards
on by the way, the twenty three year anniversary of
nine to eleven. Uh, they delayed it, You'll remember a
day because of the presidential debate, which happened earlier this week.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Taylor Swift a big winner.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
She won Artist of the Year also Video of the
Year for Fortnite with post Malone, and she was quick
to acknowledge nine to eleven.
Speaker 23 (15:57):
Guys, I wanted to say, you know, waking up this
morning in New York on September eleventh, I've just been
thinking about what happened twenty three years ago. Everyone who
lost a loved one and everyone that we lost, and
that is the most important thing about today, and everything
that happens tonight falls behind.
Speaker 17 (16:17):
Now.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
You know, yesterday on the show, Lisa, we were talking
about where you were, what you were doing when nine
to eleven happened. You were in New York City.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I was because it's usually this is fashion week time,
and fashion week literally just ended yesterday. But yeah, I
was there working in PR had flown down for fashion week.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
And I can't even imagine how scary that was.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'll never forget. That's like a memory that's like embedded
in my brain.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Wow. Meantime, voter registration surged the other day when Taylor
Swift endorsed Kamala Harris and told fans to get out
the vote. She actually pushed the vote again last night.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
This is a fan voted award, and you voted for this.
I appreciate it so much.
Speaker 23 (16:58):
And if you are over eighteen, please register to vote
for something else that's very important coming up.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
It's kind of part of our president selection.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
I love you all so so much.
Speaker 8 (17:08):
Thank you for this moment.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
And while accepting the award for the Fortnite video, she
acknowledged Travis I.
Speaker 23 (17:14):
Would always just hear like someone like like cheering and
like woo like like from across from across the studio
where we were shooting it, and that one person was
my boyfriend Travis. Everything this man touches turns to happiness
(17:37):
and fun and magic. So I want to thank him
for adding that.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
To our shoot We're in love.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Apparently, Yeah yeah, Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
One Song of the Year for Espresso.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Here's shoot me to my family, my cats and dogs
that are at home watching.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
And thank you to the people that made espress with.
Speaker 23 (17:57):
Me, Steph Amy Julian I just love you guys so much.
I love making music with you, and I can't wait
to share more with the world.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
And thank you to that me.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Espresso and Chapa Roone won for Best New Artists, and
she said.
Speaker 13 (18:09):
This, and for all the queer kids in the Midwest
watching right now, I see you, I understand you because
I'm one of you. And don't ever let anyone tell
you that you can't be exactly who.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
You want to be.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
And Katie Perry was given the Video Vanguard Award and
performed a medley of her hit She was flying around
in harness all over the arena last night, and she said.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
This, it's you taking a photo with Kim Kardashian and
Orlando is staring at her butt.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
That's my bad.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh my gosh, thank you.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
I did that all on my first day of my
period too.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 24 (18:56):
Thank you so much to MTV for believing in my
weirdness day one and for helping artists extend their worlds
beyond a song.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
I just want to.
Speaker 24 (19:05):
Say, with my whole heart, do whatever it takes to
stay true to yourself and true to your art. Turn
off social media, safeguard your mental health.
Speaker 8 (19:12):
Pause.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Touch grass, touch grass, touch my wife or touch or
grasp or touch grass.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
Grass like outside, like outside.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, she wants to solid earth.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
My wife, Michelle is big on that.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
I think I take off.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I think there's something to it.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, yeah, you want to feel it, touch it.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Justin Jimberlake going to be in court today in the
Hampton's Uh. He will plead guilty to a much lesser charge, right, m.
Speaker 17 (19:47):
Yeah, it's just it's a weird way they word it.
It's so called impairment, but it's not like a dui.
It's a regular traffic infraction and he'll lose his license
though for a year in New York because you refuse
a breathalyzer and have to pay.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
He had three hundred dollars. Fine, that's it.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
So just in New York, but he can drive everywhere else.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
Yeah, justin New York.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Why don't they have drivers?
Speaker 8 (20:08):
They did a situations they do, but they do.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
He just decided not to.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
And then there's John bon Jovie.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
He was doing a photo session in Nashville on a
bridge and he noticed a woman standing out on the
ledge and it looked like she was about to jump,
so he walked over. He managed to talk her off
the ledge, and we're thinking he may have said that.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
She came off and he gave her a big so.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Glad that they were there to help her.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Yeah, it was a public bridge.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
If you watch the video, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Yeah, we're glad she's all right.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 15 (20:49):
I'm glad it was bon Jovie driving across that bridge
and not Tom Petty because they'd be free free balling.
Speaker 17 (20:59):
Okay, that's really like, that's really honestly, she almost committed
from what were you thinking?
Speaker 8 (21:08):
Come on, justin?
Speaker 6 (21:09):
I'm sorry? Was that my voice voice?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Are you sniffing that stuff from the gym.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
The smelling salts.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
No, I think you're hooked on the stuff from the gym.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I saw the video.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Yes, I have it downstairs.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
Guys. That really it's strong real.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
We'll do it live on the air. Okay, Lisa, you
ready to go?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Maybe not today, I'm battling something.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Yeah, there's a lot of things going on in the way.
They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I can't even.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Somehow, I don't think that's ever going to go away.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
No, no, uh. Finally, cold Play this week gave a
sneak peak of a new song at their show, and
dub Lindy Chris Martin sat down at the piano played
a snippet. The band posted that snippet on and this
couple saw it and then reached out to the band's
manager asking if Coldplay a would come to their wedding.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
And b would they perform that song.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Well, they never made it to the wedding, but they
did send a studio copy of the song, and yes,
they played it at their wedding, and we've got a snippet. Yeah,
(22:32):
you've got.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm guessing the.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Studio version will sound better.
Speaker 17 (22:38):
I think it sounds sounds good.
Speaker 8 (22:41):
Oh, he sounds raw.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
I wish him if you might be able to see
that the iHeartRadio Music Festival.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Right, well, imagine if he world premieres the song at
our iHeart Radio Music Festival. Oh that's a big lineup.
By the way, September twenty first and second, go to
kiss onway dot com with those of.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
The right dates at twentieth and twenty first.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
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Speaker 6 (23:32):
Did you say fall?
Speaker 8 (23:34):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Justin this is wrong.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
From the Planet Fitness Kiss one Away Studios, we're back
with Villy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss on eight.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
We're back and we have talkback leftovers right justin, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
We typically move away from topic time. You know, that
happens every morning, seven forty It's a different topic every day,
and then we move on. It's a fast moving show.
And every once in a while we'll have a topic
that just gets so much feedback and so many stories,
we go back to it. And the topic earlier was,
you know, bad first dates. Came from a video of
a woman who showed up to a first date and
the guy was on a date with another woman, which
(24:16):
we thought to ourselves, Wow, that's pretty bad, and then
well it came. It came the calls in the talk back.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
So in two thousand and eight, I went on a
date with the guy I met in my college summer
orientation and we went and saw Mammia at movie theaters
and it was so awkward and I had wicked stummer
panes the entire date, like like I needed the bar,
but I just couldn't, obviously, because I was on a
(24:43):
date and it was I was sweating because I was
so much paint and there was nothing I could do.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Okay, that's the worst.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Imagine she's just sitting there in the date, just met
the guy, yeah, and she's just holding it in, just
wants to let it.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Out reminds me that scene in the Wedding Crashers when
she's really sick and she won't admit that it was
bad food at her friend's restaurant.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Oh yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 13 (25:10):
Not a first date, but the date that I asked
to my junior prom said yes, and then three weeks
before prom took back his yes to go with a
different girl.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
And that was pretty rough and she lives with that forever.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, some time can be awful.
Speaker 8 (25:30):
It really.
Speaker 17 (25:31):
It really molds you though, like your first relationships when
you're like a teenager, it does.
Speaker 21 (25:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Yeah, I was watching actually this week, I was watching
this podcast about you know, men and their issues with
the relationships and stuff, and they were saying that in
women too, but for men, especially their relationship early on
really affected them later on in life.
Speaker 20 (25:51):
I know.
Speaker 17 (25:51):
They always say some guy, some guy he's like thirty,
saying he's still healing from like his junior prom, his
junior year lost, like the girl that cheated on him,
like when he was seventeen.
Speaker 8 (25:59):
It's like, okay, grow up, please, Yeah, I can't commit.
Speaker 10 (26:05):
It was thirty minutes late to a breakfast date because
he wasn't staying where he thought he was going to
be because of a failed threesome he had arranged on
a kink chat and he then also let me know
that he got kicked out of this cake chat app
because one of the women's husband was mad she didn't
(26:27):
get her threesome and blamed him for it failing.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Okay, crazier out there than we think.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
There's different strokes with different folks, But you don't don't
want to just come out of the gate with that,
that's my thing. Yeah, it's like, if you want to
work it in later on and try to go that angle,
you can't do it on a first date.
Speaker 18 (26:51):
I was taken on a first date to Whole Foods,
where there was a little bar within.
Speaker 12 (26:56):
The Whole Foods.
Speaker 18 (26:57):
Surprisingly, the first date went well until the week after
when I got a text from him saying sorry for
not being upfront. I'm really looking for an S and
M relationship where you would be the sub and I
would be the dom.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
We did not go out again, so yeah, so he
waited and then it still didn't work.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Yeah, yeah, come on, didn't excite her though.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
No, for everybody I said that.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
There are certain maybe you know, apps or websites for
that type of stuff, you know, to to meet somebody
on a regular app or even in public and just
ask them that it's a little weird.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah, you're right. There are places that you can go
for what you're looking for.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
There's a bar at Whole Foods.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Apparently may shared the food bar like they have like
and they have like.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
They do at Smoothie or like a smoothie bar or well.
Speaker 17 (27:55):
Yeah, I mean do they have like food bars like
you know, yeah, oh yeah, coffee coffee bar.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Maybe that's what she meant.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Yeah, listen, you can meet someone anywhere.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I moved from Boston to Hawaii.
Speaker 13 (28:06):
I still listen to you guys every single morning, although
I am six hours.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Oh wit you go? Oh cut her off?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
She's calling? She left a talk back from Hawaii and
it cut off in the middle of it.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh, I wanted to hear that.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
No, I wanted to hear that too. She's listening in Hawaii.
Probably has a good one. Anyway, leave another one, we'll
play it.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
I have the best, funniest first date story. It's about
meeting a guy online. Our first date was he took
me to Waldham Pond for a picnic, great spot, had
a great time, go to leave because then we're going
to go to dinner, and literally lost his keys. So
we spent two hours walking around Waldham Pond looking for
(28:50):
his keys as he's sweating profusely.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Okay, that's rough.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
That's awesome as a sweater, Yeah, Walden Pond. Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah.
The bad first day topic is just it's ongoing. It
never ends.
Speaker 11 (29:05):
Crazy with a guy that tried to slip a fart
out but it was so loud at ricocheted.
Speaker 13 (29:14):
Off the chair and Peo both just tried to move past.
Speaker 12 (29:18):
It like it didn't happen.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
But I finished my drink.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
And just lat.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
Kids run away.
Speaker 12 (29:26):
It's the morning wrap up on Billy and Lisa.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
In the morning, I have a talkback that might make
Billy cost to quit. Today might be the day Bill.
We'll get to that in about two minutes. First, the
Sabrina Secret sound. We went one for two today, seven
to ten. Laura, she didn't get it.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Laura, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
This seems like an extremely hard one to me, But
what do I know?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Laura?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Please tell us what is the Sabrina's Secret sound?
Speaker 9 (29:56):
So it sounds like someone's like kissing foots.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
No oh, Laura, we were rooting for you.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Yeah, Lara didn't get it, but you know what. At
eight ten, Christina, she nailed it.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Christina, what is the Sabrina secret sound?
Speaker 12 (30:14):
Is it a lighter from the song Feather?
Speaker 8 (30:17):
That is correct?
Speaker 6 (30:25):
I am so confident. Look at you. Yeah, she didn't
seem like she was ready for it, but she got it.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
So I think when you know, you know.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
You know you know. So she's headed to see Sabrina
Carpenter TD Garden sold out show three ten is your
next shot with a brand new secret sound of v
Bros And Gianna. We'll have that for you at three ten.
So we'd had the topic of the bad first dates
this morning. Man, this one just exploded. I feel like
everybody has a good bad date first date story.
Speaker 11 (30:51):
I'm not very proud of this, but a long time ago,
I was sitting at my desk and I made a
call on my office phone to a future blind date
having a conversation and she's saying YadA, YadA, YadA, and
nothing's come to fruitation yet, and I'm thinking, what is frutation?
Speaker 6 (31:09):
As she meant fruition.
Speaker 11 (31:12):
Well, I picked up my cell phone, called my office.
Had it rig And I said, oh, I got to
get that. And I never called her, never.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Called her back. Yeah, you'd be out of luck. I know,
I know, I'd.
Speaker 8 (31:24):
Be very Yeah.
Speaker 17 (31:26):
Maybe it was just like a common accommolating a compilation
courts to anographer congenital at ol G, pulinary what eequal,
microbiotie transplantation.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
I think it's salagable? My mother like whatever, Just what's
that word?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I love where you just give up? You get halfway through?
You're like what.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
You certainly didn't.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
No, it's not it's not even worth I do fruition though.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Yeah. And finally, yeah, Billy, you got to brace yourself
for this one. This is a talk back about a
bad first date. Are you ready for it?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (32:12):
Here it comes on a first date that I went
on to a restaurant in the North End. I had
a brace on my arm because I had broke my wrist,
and I was trying to cut my chicken palm and
I dropped the fork and knife in my plate, and
sauce went all over me, all over the tables next
to me, all over the wall, all over the person
(32:35):
I was with but it didn't go too bad because
I ended up marrying the guy.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
They should have had nothing but chicken porm, but everybody
gets chicken palm.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
Yeah, if you don't get the reference here, it's a
legendary on this show that that Billy is against chicken
palm on a first date.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Ver see, it never goes right.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
No, they did go right because they got ultimately.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah, but it was a mess.
Speaker 6 (32:59):
No, Billy, you've always said, chicken palm on the first
date means no second date. You know what it is.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
It's bad optics. Can I see me say guarantee there's
no second date? Can I tell you this is just
a start a whole life full of gluttony?
Speaker 6 (33:17):
What a mania?
Speaker 18 (33:18):
Totally?
Speaker 23 (33:19):
What's up Boston at Serena Carpenter and you're waking up
with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss one
O eight.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Hey, you know, every so often we come here here
in the morning and we talk about things that people
just go crazy over. We get phone calls, we get talkbacks,
and sometimes we are overloaded with phone calls and talkbacks.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
And this morning was one of those mornings.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
So now we call them talkback leftovers and you've got
more in there justin.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
I like that a lot talk back left over we go. Yeah,
I always feel bad people. We encourage everyone to join
and then they do it right, They pick up their phone,
they're on the iHeart app, they leave the talk back
and then they're listening waiting and they don't hear it.
And I always feel bad for those people. So this
is this is their segment.
Speaker 15 (34:00):
Right.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
We made it pretty clear when we started this show
that you know, the listeners would be the co hosts.
They are a big part of this show and that's
what the talk Maac is all about.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
That's right. And you know earlier we talked about there
was one about Whole Foods in a bar. A girl
met a guy at Wholefoods bar and you said, there's
a bar at Whole Foods. Got a bunch of feedback
on that, guys.
Speaker 24 (34:19):
The Whole Foods in Shrewsbury that replaced will not replace,
but went in where the bags was years ago.
Speaker 11 (34:26):
They have a bar.
Speaker 14 (34:28):
Have you guys ever been.
Speaker 12 (34:28):
It's great.
Speaker 15 (34:29):
There's like a full restaurant and bar in the top
of the Whole Foods.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
I've kind of a time recommend never been to Shrewsbury.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Well, my cousin lives in Shrewsbury, so the next time
I'm out there, yeah, hit up the bar.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
There's a Wegman's in Framingham and they used to have
a bar, but I think they have since closed it.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Well, Shrewsbury definitely does.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
Yes, there is literally a bar inside of the Whole
Foods in Shrewsbury, the actual alcohol bar.
Speaker 17 (34:56):
Wow, that's crazy, that's cool. Get yeah, we you can
get drunk at noon before you get veggies.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, that's it. Next to Lisa's book club, the bar,
Whole Foods and Shrewsbury.
Speaker 8 (35:08):
They're a client, so why not.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Yeah. We had so many about the bad first dates,
we can't get to them all. But this one I
thought was interesting because it didn't work out the date
because of Karen Reid.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
I went on a first date with a guy over
the summer, and while we were chatting before we met,
he told me how he followed a Karen Reid case
and basically stayed home all day watching the trial. And
when we met online or rather met in person, we
proceeded to get into a big fight because he didn't
like that I didn't know all the details of the
(35:42):
case and we didn't basically have the same opinion on
how it should all play out.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Wow, well I think you Yeah, I think you dodged
something there, right, Yeah, I mean people were on one
side or the other with the case. Now it's still
to me that big like. But also somebody staying home
all day watching.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Well you might also want to think about finding work.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
That's where I was going with that.
Speaker 6 (36:11):
That's true. Yeah, crazy up more and crew.
Speaker 25 (36:15):
Know the caddy here getting ready to caddy. Twice in
the last three days, I've been out on the golf
course and I turned to my right and five feet
away from me is a coyote just walking along the
first time he had a big muskrat or something in
his mouth. So here's hoping I don't get attacked by
a coyote today. Have a good one, guys.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, coyotes are definitely on the right. Yeah, they're rising up.
Speaker 15 (36:39):
Well.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
We had a story of weird stories. We had one
about the otters and a bunch of otters attacked the
poor jogger of them. Yeah, the animals are attacking. Yeah,
it's crazy. So anyway, you can always join the show.
We encourage that. On the iHeart app. If you're listening,
just have the red microphone that's called a talk back
and I'll do my best to get you on the
(37:00):
radio back after this.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
And we're back with the Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Hey, everybody, we are back and God, we gotta go already. Yeah,
having so much fun this morning.
Speaker 8 (37:15):
Time to go.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Hey, you remember yesterday we talked about the big fire
in Lindfield at the Strip mall where I raised in
my family, there was a duncan there. We used to
go there and go for the bagels in the morning
when the kids were young.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Lynnfield House of Pizza.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
And it turns out a really really good friend of
mine's martial arts studio was in that strip mall and
a burned down dojo. Dojo. Yeah, he's got a couple
of them, maybe even three of them, but you know,
now we need a new space. We may have them
on tomorrow. Help find a space for his dojo. And
what would you call his clients.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Is martial art clients?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I don't know, makes sense to me. Yeah, but anyway,
tomorrow is the big Friday show. Now, in terms of
the Sabrina's Secret Sound, where are we Let's take inventory?
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Well, we had a winner at eight ten, So now
the v Bros With Gianna will have a brand new
Sabrina Secret Sound at three ten this afternoon.
Speaker 18 (38:16):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I was surprised we got a winner as quickly as
we did this morning. That was a tough one.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (38:20):
I think when you know, you know, yeah, if you
use the product, then it triggers in your head, right.
Speaker 6 (38:25):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, So this afternoon three ten, and then tomorrow morning
at seven ten, we're back with the Sabrina Secret Sound.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
And good look everybody.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
And also tomorrow maybe your friend who lost the dojo,
poor guy, he needs a new space. We're going to
kind of make me laugh. I don't want to laugh funny,
and you know what, we be our best to help
him out.
Speaker 12 (38:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah, we're going to help an awful situation. It's the
Big Friday Show. It's what we do on the billion
Lisa Morning Show. We help people out. So we'll see
you tomorrow morning. But up next it is Tiff the
Girl Tiff. Yeah,
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