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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Kids in Vegas. All right, back to it. We talk
a lot on the show about bridezillas, but have you
ever heard of mom Zilla's what do you Got? Lis?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
A flustered mom shares an insane list of demands sent
before a child A birthday party. It's completely getting out
of control.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
The mother sends out like a text to all of
us parents who are svpeded and was like, we have
like a strict rhetoric that we'd like you parents to
follow when picking out gifts. I can't have a color okay,
it can't make noise, and it has to be waste
(01:28):
free and that means nothing that comes in packaging that
is plastic. Oh and no plastic toys either at all.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I have to say, I just want to put this
out there that if the child had a health concern
and that was part of it, then I totally get
the restrictions, but that.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Should, you know, be set up front.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
What's the noise to chi.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm just saying sometimes there's some health sensory issues with children,
but putting that aside, say that is not the case.
And this is just a mother just not wanting you know,
toys with color it annoys her, or noise making toys
because it annoys her. This is annoying.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
You've had parties for Gemma and for Abel. Did you
have any weird insane demands?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I don't think.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
We just take the gifts and you know, it's a
running joke with our friends. They like to get the
loudest gifts. They think it's funny, Like, you know, they
got my son a drum set. Yeah, he's the last
person you ever want to have a drum set.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
That's what you give to the parent you're annoyed by, Yeah,
the kid set.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Isn't like gift giving supposed to be something that is
like a nice a nice gesture, and that like demanding
that the gifts be brought is I just think is
next level gross.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Well, I could tell you one thing. No one's going
to this kid's party for one and two. I feel
bad for the kid and it doesn't have a chance.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I feel bad too. They're just sucking the fun out
of it to controlling kid's birthday party, right, you.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Know, bring what you can like, bring bring what you
can afford.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
I've seen a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I mean, I've had a ton of parties over the year,
so that for the voice and a lot of people
like they'll say, hey, don't bring a gift. Here's a charity.
Here's a link to a children's charity. You know, please
donate to that. I've seen that, which is awesome, very nice.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
What are the gifts that exist without color, Like, give
me a couple of examples which you can get.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
That has no objects that are made out of wood.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
A rock, yeah, oh, and just pick up a rock
from the yard.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I had nice smooth rock at the beach blocks.
Speaker 9 (03:26):
I was wondering if she meant like nothing that you
can color with or something like a Barbie doll already
has you know.
Speaker 10 (03:32):
A wonderful top on, but like that's not.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
Gonna you know, and I don't and naked naked.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I can guarantee you one thing about this woman that
posted the insane demands. Not a single person in the
neighborhood speaks to her.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
Well, I like you said, the kid's gonna have a
hard time because I mean there's such a control.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, it's giving such Bridezilla vibes.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
I mean legitimate things like if somebody's got a severe.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Allergy, there's a health.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Demands like that, you know, because that's serious. But oh
my god.
Speaker 10 (04:10):
The thing is some people, just honestly, as someone does
have kids, someone just.
Speaker 9 (04:14):
Shouldn't have kids because if you're that type a that
you can't function, if your kid.
Speaker 10 (04:19):
Has toys that have plastic or color.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
You can't be a mom. I'm sorry, Like, there's way
too many things you should be concerned about. Is your
kid healthy, is your kid thriving?
Speaker 10 (04:27):
Is your kid?
Speaker 9 (04:28):
You know?
Speaker 10 (04:28):
A nice person? Not if they have a plastic toy.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
You know what I would bring if I were one
of the people going to the children's party, I would
just show up at the door with my hands clasped
together and I'll say happy birthday.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Hears some air I hurt anyone.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
It's totally free.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I should probably have a problem with it if they're organic.
Speaker 10 (04:51):
With the Billy and Lisa's weird stories.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Okay, so the shoes you have on your feet might
be one of these. Nearly two million dollars worth of
Nike shoes have been stolen in train heights over the
past year in California and Arizona.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It wasn't me.
Speaker 11 (05:09):
Wait till the train gets out into a more desolate,
remote area where you have fewer law enforcement. It's well planned,
well orchestrated. How are they doing this? Is there somebody
on the inside? I mean, that's a good question. I'd
like to think not, but we don't know that.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You hastivate somebody on the inside. It usually is, so
where do these shoes end.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Up justin resellers. Yeah, resellers. Yeah, Like you know, I
have a couple of connections of guys that, you know,
resell sneakers. I'm not saying they're getting it from those places,
but those sneakers might end up in the hands of
a reseller without them even knowing.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I think they should start at your house.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You have seen it. Yeah, were you impressed? Very Yeah?
My wife not impressed.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You should have saw the look on her face when
we moved from my house in Haveoral to Salem. When
we had to move my sneaker cases. It was a
complete nightmare. She was so hot, horrified.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Yeah, I mean yeah, they're all surgically packed in boxes
and everything.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, sneaker cases. And I get dams a lot from
like moms and you know people that collect sneakers. That's
that's one tip. Get sneaker cases. You can get them
at the container store. Yeah, they have sneaker cases there
you go.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
I saw the story yesterday and I was blown away.
First of all, picture this, Okay, a family is moving
cross country. Okay, so the movers come in and take
all the furniture, everything's packed up and for three weeks,
the family couldn't find the cat, the family cat. So
(06:41):
three weeks later they move cross country. They start opening
boxes and the cat was in the couch, packed in
the box. Three weeks, no food, no water, and survive
three weeks and.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Miles.
Speaker 12 (07:00):
They brought in our height of bed sofa and started
to unwrap it.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
I heard him.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah, I ran to the garage.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Randy was come in.
Speaker 13 (07:08):
You gotta check the couch, and so I think it's
might beer kiddy.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
What this is crazy?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
This has been three weeks.
Speaker 14 (07:16):
I reshed in there, pulled out the heide of bed,
you know, and I can see that there was a
small little hole into the armrest.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
We're so glad to have her back in our life.
Speaker 11 (07:23):
And she's just living her best ninth life.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I know.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Cats, they just sort of disappear into stuff, right underneath beds,
behind couches.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I'm so glad it's still.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Yeah. Well, three weeks later, a little week that sent
it to the vet for a week or so. Wow
that and the cat is fine.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
We have a baby cat and he's all over the place.
He crawled into the boiler area. We couldn't find him. Yeah,
he was, he was hiding and Yeah, Jack, he's what
he is.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
He's a rascal. He is all right when you go ahead.
Speaker 10 (07:55):
This is so stupid.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
So there's a new TikTok challenge. I know Billy loves
the TikTok.
Speaker 12 (08:00):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
It's to drop heavier and heavier things on your foot
to see how.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Much it hurts.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
One guy went borrow after doing it with a hammer,
a space heater, and a cordless drill.
Speaker 13 (08:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Meanwhile, Bell has a tendonitis in its achilles.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Yeah, like it's dropping.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Things on my foot. Part three reactions Hammer.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
At sun up one here next yo, not one to
go to speaker.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
And they get nothing out of it.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Now they get views when I get clicks, and they
get followers. That's why they do it. But I actually
would watch that.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
So it's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well, I definitely watch it.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, it's the addiction to attention.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yes, I guess, so, I guess.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
So give me a bonus justin Well, did you.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Guys see John Stewart what happened to him last night
on the Daily Show. He was doing one of his
rants and he was so angry he smashed his coffee
cup on the desk and he tore up his hand.
He was bloody and everything. Because we've already paid for
him with our somebody, I'll be going to the hospital.
(09:32):
It's fine. He lifted up his hand and covered in blood.
That's passion. That is passion. Never mind the guy who
drops drills on his foot. John Stewart has passion.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
At least he has a show. That's true.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
That's true, very true.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Brown from the Boston Celtics.
Speaker 14 (09:49):
And we're back with Bailly and Lisa in the morning,
and kiss went away Billy and Lisa when we bawl
him morning.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Everybody justin here, welcome back to the show. So christ
the Stefano is a comedian out of New York. We
got she had him on the show before. Very Funny
has a super successful podcast and he includes his family
in a lot of his episodes, but a recent one
has everyone talking. He had his wife on and she
seemed to be just checked out of the marriage.
Speaker 14 (10:14):
Is there any realm of possibility where you'd let me
go to Columbia, Costa Rica or the Dominican Republic with
just me and my friends.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Just go Have you noticed that I don't care anymore?
Speaker 8 (10:23):
I actually have noticed that, and it's pissing me off.
Why didn't she care? You don't care it all anymore.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I know it's kind of boring, right, I.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Used to like hide my phone.
Speaker 14 (10:34):
Now she comes over and it's just like girl's asses
clapping on Instagram and she's like girl power love it.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
That's what you'll say. She's like, do you want something
to eat?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Honey?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
She just doesn't care. So are you having an affair?
That's the question.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
No, I don't want to be bothered.
Speaker 14 (10:49):
You're at that point of the relationship where you just
don't even care at all either way.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Indifference that's good.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
But I love you, you know.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
That's good though.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
At least she loves him.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
Yeah, Oh, I think she's checked out.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Well, it's called quiet quitting your marriage.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
But was it real or do they do it it's
part of the act.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
It seemed No, it seemed pretty real to me.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Seemed real to me, Yeah, because she's been on before
and you know, they've they've been very open about everything,
and she just sounds like she does not care anymore.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Yeah, she's past it. Yeah, like whatever, Columbia, go ahead.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
Well, it makes me feel like I'm not kind of
to shift blame to Chris, but like maybe there was things.
She was asking for him to adjust and he wasn't
doing and she just got sick of asking and she's like,
you know what if you don't care, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Well, that's the thing I think in relationships.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
If you do have you know, a nice conversation and
you share like, hey, i'd really like if you would,
you know, maybe make a dinner reservation once in a
while or whatever, and the person doesn't do it after
you've told them, right, that's a red flag.
Speaker 9 (11:52):
It's exhausting to keep saying, hey, I need this, Hey,
can we please do this, especially when you know it's
like nothing crazy. You're asking for a million dollars. You're asked,
can you put time aside for us? Can you you know,
show up for something? And they're like oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
and they never do it.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, that's a sign.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
I think it's important to at a point in a
relationship to have a talk, you know, just like a
casual talk, say like.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I've talked to check in.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:18):
Something telp me with her.
Speaker 9 (12:19):
She probably had many talks with him and he just
wasn't evolving.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
And you can hear it in that clip. Yeah, you know,
he's just not getting it.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Him you don't get it, do you.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
I just don't care, And especially because he said, oh
you used to care, you used to be mad about
those things are annoyed and she's like, yeah, that is
what it is.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
But that's the bottom line. She's being honest. Well here's
but when do you know if your partner isn't being honest?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Right? I guess when he says that, you know he's
watching you know, Booty's clapping on Instagram and she just
doesn't care. Yeah you know, if I pull out my
phone and I'm watching videos, you know I'm getting a smack.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
On the heph God, Yeah you know. But yeah, when
do you know? Is the big question? What are the clues?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But like Whenny and I were saying, these are simple things.
This isn't like saying I want you to be a millionaire.
I know that's never going to happen. When your lover
is not listening to you, that's a sign because it
means that they do they really care. But I will
say in that clip that you played her saying at
the end, I love you. That to me is very
important even if they are having problems, if you still
(13:25):
love that person, you'll be willing to work on it.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But is it one I got? Is it one of
those things where it's I love you, not in love exactly?
Speaker 5 (13:33):
That's what I kind of read that I love enough.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
Well.
Speaker 15 (13:36):
I knew it was over with my husband when we
were at therapy and the therapist asked us we need
to jump off of a bridge together to save the marriage,
and do you hold your hand out for the other person?
And I said absolutely, no matter how much tough stuff
we've gone through. Yeah, and he said you good answer,
and then he said no. And then he was surprised
(13:56):
when that week I gave him divorce papers.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
They act surprised. I know he's been served.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Well, I'm listening to all these talkbacks and messages and stuff,
and I'm thinking as a guy, as a as a
married man. You know, I'm taking notes. This is these
are things that I don't want to do right, you know,
I don't want to I don't end up on a
podcast with my wife like him.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
But I think, Billy, you said this a few moments ago.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's good to have a little check in with your
significant other and say how are we doing here?
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Well, that's why it's amazing that this topic came up.
This morning because I had nothing to do with it.
I mean, you guys just you know, listen to christ
Stefano and you came up with the topic. But it
was about a week ago when I did on a
left field. I wasn't planning on him. We're just sitting
there having dinner and I said, by the way, how
all the things going right?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I think that that's a nice thing to bring up
and ask.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
Yeah, I said, you know, yeah, you're happy with the
decisions you made and you know where we are, and
you know, basically said you feel like you landed but
the right person.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
And yeah, but really surprised. Yeah, but you know, Michelle
can be kind of a wise guy. So for a minute.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Wow, you know.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
But yeah, and then you have a talk so you
know what bugs you about me? You know?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
And so we had kind of an open discussion, totally
unplanned and it went well.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
How long was her list?
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Was quite a list, but none of them bothered her enough.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, we had a little thing. We had this little
incident last year. My wife and I was she was
she was really stressed out and a big one of
the things that was stressing her out was all the laundry. Yeah,
it was like, I wasn't getting it. I wasn't help it.
I never folded one piece of laundry in all of
our marriage, and so she couldn't keep up with it
all and she was complaining and I was like, wow,
(15:49):
that sucks, you know. And then it came someone suggested
fold a piece of laundry. So then I made the
decision that I would just start doing the laundry. I
would just take it from her. So she hasn't folded
one piece of lawn during the year. And let me
tell you, there's no happier wife than a wife that
doesn't have to do lunch. Oh god.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Yeah, well, I love that you guys shared in that.
But it goes back to checking in.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
And then if a partner is telling you something like
I need you to do something differently and they don't,
that's the clue that there could be something wrong.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Because they'll give up eventually, like Chris's wife exactly exactly,
did you notice I don't care anymore?
Speaker 9 (16:24):
Well, if you say something, oh sorry, hands up, justin no,
you say someone, if you have to, I need you
to do this. If not, I'm done, and they continually
not do it, then they just want you to be done.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Probably.
Speaker 12 (16:33):
So my last relationship was long distance, but it was
only Boston to Burlington, Vermont, so it was very simple
to get back and forth. But I would always be
the one that had to travel up and even if
I asked him to come down, always a nex years
and not just.
Speaker 16 (16:51):
Was the end for me.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
Yeah, Like he's literally not willing to go the same
distance she is.
Speaker 16 (16:57):
Hi, Billy, Lisa, Winnie and Justin. I'm listening to your
segment when relationships are over. And I got my root
awakening in a four year relationship when I got into
a car crash on his way to his house in
New Jersey. Told of my car and he told me
he couldn't come get me or meet me at the
hospital because he had to do his texts.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Oh that's my story.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Okay, ouch that hurts from the Planet Fitness Kiss one
away studios. Boy, I'm back with Billy and Lisa in
the morning on HIT.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Good Morning, everybody, Justin here, welcome back to the show.
So the iHeartRadio app, we talk about it all the
time on the show. It is free to download and
they have so many amazing features, one of which is
a lyrics feature. When you're listening to a song on
the app, you can press a button and read the
lyrics as the song plays. It's super dope. Got us thinking,
(17:50):
what songs do we know all the lyrics to? How
about you? Bill?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
I can do.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
Happy birthday, go ahead, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday,
two you, Happy birthday, dear Abel, Happy.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Birthday to you.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Boy, that was so good.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
But that is good inappropriate?
Speaker 10 (18:09):
Yeah, okay, justin sun Abel's birthdays on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
I think I know a lot of songs by heart.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
I'm a big music girly. Yeah, so so give me
one that you know word for work.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
Well, I can't sing a four or five minute song.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Well give me one verse one?
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Okay, you're putting on the spot. I'm a little I'm
a little nervous.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
I'm started. Tell me why nothing but a hay Lisa?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
What about you?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I know a lot of songs too, like Winning but
like California Girls from Katy Perry is such like a
standard in my life.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Okay, you gotta give me a full verse.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Greetings, loved ones, take a journey, I know.
Speaker 13 (18:55):
Please where the grass is always green? Well, I'm when wild.
There must be something in the water sipping jin and
juice laying underneath the palm trees, and the boys break
their next trying to creep a little sneak Pete.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I think.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
Weather is really cree.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
Wild. That's money even had the snoop intro.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
That's the best part.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Did me to have that ready?
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Justin I'm almost afraid to ask you.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Oh see, I'm like you. I don't. I don't remember Larry.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Guys don't do lyrics well.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Right, it taking my head. I know them, but then
I don't. I don't know. My my my house has
been listening to TikTok a lot lately. Kashaktok. I'm sorry
the song TikTok. She was at her jingle ball. My
daughter loves the song. Yeah, I feel like I'm everywhere
to that, But I don't know if I give.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Us a little something, you know, like a weekend song.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I think I do, but I don't.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
I don't, come on, dude, let's go bust up.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It sounds just in the morning, feeling like pee Diddy.
I'm not supposed to say that.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Before you feel like did You're in trouble.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
With the bottle of jack because when I leave for
the night, I ain't coming back. I'm talking pedicuas on
how tell us this is embarrassing?
Speaker 10 (20:28):
I love you?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
It's non stop at my house this song.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I Love You.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
So Jemma loves that song.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, you know because Kesha was at our jingle ball,
so I started playing it and she loves all songs
that you can dance to. So he's BRILLIANTO Katy Perry
last Friday night and Kesha as well. So yeah, God,
I can't go home today.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
We have to move on.
Speaker 17 (20:47):
Hey y'all, it's got I got rid over by a
car Kira, And I'm just calling to say the song
that I know all the lyrics to. Not a brag,
but I do have a photographic memory. That's just who
I am, So I know like every song I'm right
after I first listened to it. But one of my
party tricks in college was that I could sing the
entire rap of rap God by Eminem like a really
(21:09):
fast song, and there's one really fast part, knowing justin
he might play it.
Speaker 15 (21:12):
If you guys play.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
This, there is not a There is not a Cara
six one seven nine one one one eight. Prove to
us that you can rap the fast part of rap. God,
you guys want to hear it?
Speaker 9 (21:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Someone assuming what I gotta do to get it?
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Do you want human a minute? Brother, something?
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Anything?
Speaker 8 (21:31):
You say, it's take a thing enough on me.
Speaker 18 (21:33):
You devastating more than demonstating how to give him a
demating never fait again.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
We're not letting her off the horse. No, okay, you
can't do.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
This, Jar.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
You're a dear friend of the show. You got hit
by a car? You're okay? Now her name is I
got run over by a car?
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Here she got run over?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, we need you on the radio.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Actually, Billy Lisa every morning.
Speaker 12 (21:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
So a couple of minutes ago, we were talking about
the new feature on the iHeartRadio app, which, by the way,
is brand new. It's improved, and it's a lyric feature
where basically, you can read the lyrics to a song
while you are listening to it. You have to check
it out on the iHeartRadio app. But that got us thinking,
what songs do you know all the lyrics to? Let's
go to Jamie and Maine. All right, well, I can
sing the whole thing, uh, like the last lady did.
Speaker 13 (22:17):
But if you want to give me a lead.
Speaker 11 (22:18):
Into shoop by Salt and Pepper. Oh, I mean, come on,
all right, that's girls.
Speaker 10 (22:25):
What's my weakness?
Speaker 13 (22:26):
Man? Okay, evan chilling, killing, minded mop business.
Speaker 16 (22:29):
This also booked the round.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
And I couldn't believe this.
Speaker 19 (22:32):
I swear my share, my niece, my witness.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
The brother had it going on with something wicked.
Speaker 17 (22:38):
Wicked.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Had to get kid.
Speaker 13 (22:40):
I'm not shot, so.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I asked for the digit.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Okay, man, that was great, and now we have to
hear shoot.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I think she nailed it.
Speaker 20 (22:48):
Chilling, chilling, mon in my business. Looked around and I
couldn't believe this. My niece, my witness.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Wow, Okay, See, I feel like I know every word.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
To that song.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, I definitely did. Okay. Follow up from a few
minutes ago, if you missed it, we got to talk
back from a listener, a talkback member, Kara, I got
run over by a car.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
Kara.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
She said that she could rap every word to the
eminem song Rap God, where he raps very fast. Well,
she says she couldn't call in, but she did leave
a talkback. Let's see how she did.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
All Right, here you go.
Speaker 17 (23:26):
I'm on my way to work, so I'm not gonna
call in live but some of them are doing them
like you assume I'm human.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
What I gotta do to get it through to you?
Speaker 17 (23:32):
And to be human an innovative animated Rubbersoa anything you
say you're a costaindo off amina and I'll give it
to you. The rest has a swear, so I don't
want to do it, but I can't sing the whole song.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
That's pretty good, is incredible.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
What I gotta do get human innovative?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
By the way, Kara, you got some competition too.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
Kira's not the only one.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
Some of them assume I'm human.
Speaker 18 (23:57):
What I gotta do to get into to hum super
human innovative and rubbos anything to say its shade of meaning. Google,
you never say it more than ever devonstrated how to
give up audis to feel like a livet hat and
never feel know the haters because I know the way
to get a motivated.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
That's how they're coming in hot today, coming in hot.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
This is linsay, and I'm going to wrap Nicki Minaja's
verse in monster pull up.
Speaker 18 (24:20):
In a monster automobile gangster with a bed that came
from Sri Lanka.
Speaker 15 (24:25):
Yeah, I'm in that.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
Tanka Colora Willy Wonka.
Speaker 8 (24:27):
You could be the king, but watch.
Speaker 10 (24:28):
The Queen Conker.
Speaker 21 (24:32):
Hilarious mobile ganster with a beat that came from three landa. Yeah,
I mine Tanza, Colora Willy Wanda, you could be the king, but.
Speaker 10 (24:42):
Watch the Queen kind Man.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Every single one of the listeners so far has crushed it.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
They're they're pretty much crossing it. This was a good
this is a fun topic. Oh yeah, sure yeah. It's like,
you know, you hear these songs and you're like, I
know every word, but can you get every lyric? I mean,
we play finished the lyric on this sho show. It's
not that easy. It's really not.
Speaker 16 (25:02):
I like big butts and I cannot lie you other
brothers can't deny.
Speaker 12 (25:07):
When a girl walks in with an ibdy waist and
a round thing in your face, you get strong.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I think we all know that one, right, I like,
I want to.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
In your face.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
You get strung. He gets strung, not stung.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
She said, Okay, okay, let's go to Victoria in Heabril.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Hey, Victoria, you ready to go? I'm telling you well,
you got some competition out there. But Victoria, what song
you want to sing?
Speaker 8 (25:37):
I can sing rapids delight.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Oh you gotta be.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Good because Lisa and she does a damn good job.
But okay, go ahead, Victoria.
Speaker 13 (25:46):
I was to give it, give it my best.
Speaker 10 (25:48):
Okay, Now what you hear is not a test.
Speaker 14 (25:52):
I'm rapping to the beat and me grew and my
friend's gonna try to movie feet.
Speaker 20 (25:58):
See.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I am one the mic, and I'd like.
Speaker 13 (26:01):
To say hello to the black, to the white, to
the red and brown, the purple, and yell. Look first,
I gotta bang bangs.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
You mail that one is not a chest and me
the group and my friends are gonna try me.
Speaker 8 (26:19):
Oh, this is a good one.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
I'd like this.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Really, she got that one hit.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
They hit poppy you don't stop.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
That's an old school clip right there.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Oh man.
Speaker 16 (26:32):
I started karaoke at a bar many many years ago
in my twenties.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
I'm in my forties now, and I would sing my
neck my.
Speaker 16 (26:41):
Back by Kaya and I still know the words, and
I still get requested to sing it from the beginning
to end, and it's just too inappropriate for me to
get started.
Speaker 12 (26:51):
But I do know all the words.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
That's good, and I'm not proud of it.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, she doesn't say she thinks it's too dirty. I'm
going to have the edited version here, but it's a
fun karaoke song because it's phil my neck, my back
like it's one of the right when.
Speaker 7 (27:04):
My bad.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Of course she knows it, Lisa, you did carry I
touched myself.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
It was a complete disaster.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
That's a classic story.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, a little ice ice baby vibe and all.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Right, stop collaborate and listen. I said, that's from the
brand new invention something the hold of me tightly flow
like a hot sea.
Speaker 13 (27:32):
Bally and nightly willing to stop you I don't know.
Speaker 17 (27:35):
Turn off the light and I'll go.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
To the extreme rock and like a band of stage
and lets it jumps like a candle.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Stop and listen, hold of.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
You know what really impresses me about this thing and
the variety of songs.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
You're all different, all different decades too. You want to
go older? I mean we can go older, Hi, Justin.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
I think everybody knows the words to American Pie.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I forgot I do know my mom my mom used
to sing the song to me as a chill.
Speaker 15 (28:08):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
You don't like this Bye bye American Pie?
Speaker 5 (28:17):
About the levee, it was, well, you really.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
Ovation whiskey saying this will be today that.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
We all know the words. I can't.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
American to the lady, the leady, it was dropped. This
is like when the band comes to do your wedding
and they say, oh, we know everything.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
God, you can just ruined that song's emotional.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
I could never hear it again. I I got emotional emotion.
I want to rock right now.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Money is roll based and I came to get down.
I'm not internationally known, but I'm known to rock the
mic a phone because I get stupid, I mean outrageous.
Stay away from me, it becomes tageous. Guys, this is
a great topic today. Mike from West Roxbury. I love it.
Enjoy the day, enjoy the weekend. Thanks Buddy, and he
(29:15):
nailed that.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
It's a good time.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, this is a good topic. And there's so many
people they so many more we can't get to right now.
But who gives them?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Lisa, Just just go into the weekend singing your favorite song.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Right.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah. We'll have more on this on the wrap up
at at nine this morning. But yeah, good, good topic.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
You guys want to know what song I know all
the words too.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
It's called Come on, Billy, Come on Billy come to me.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
You know I'm waiting. I love you Endlesslie.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
What's up Boston and Sabrina Carpenter and you're waking up
with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss one
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Speaker 1 (29:58):
Hello friends, good morning, and welcome back to the Billy
and Lisa Show. Almost time to wrap things up. Before
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your number one preset on the app. That's one of
the new features. So Chapel roone one of the biggest
stars in the world for she was selling out shows
of eighty thousand people. Started working a drive through.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
I just really drive through, you know, bore the headset.
It was awesome. I have a great time. Was during
the pandemic.
Speaker 10 (30:41):
I am like, look back at that time, I'm like,
that was hard.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
It's fun if you're with your friends.
Speaker 10 (30:46):
It's really hard either way.
Speaker 19 (30:48):
But it's not fun if you're not with your friends,
if you're not with people you like to work with.
But the hardest thing is being on headset and having
someone at the window and you like taking an order,
typing in and giving them the correx change at the
same time, so you're talking to like two or three
different people at.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
The same time.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Okay, So it makes the question what's the worst job ever?
Speaker 6 (31:08):
What was your worst job ever? It's gonna be our
topic time in a few minutes, right, y'all saying I.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Always think about people that do the drive through and
it seems like a challenging job because you're taking orders
and ringing up the food.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
But that's what she just said, and making the drinks.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, so it does seem like it would be challenging
to me. Oh yeah, yeah, Billy did the drive through?
Remember that?
Speaker 12 (31:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Oh we're going to the drive through? Is there's somebody there?
I'm doing drive through?
Speaker 7 (31:34):
This is so cool.
Speaker 19 (31:35):
Does it open automatically?
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Shouldn't they?
Speaker 7 (31:38):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
What's your name? Jeff? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (31:41):
I'm really good to see.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
You dining playbo gudness and I'm sure you watch every
single day.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Plus you have to be super nice to everyone on
the headset while you're doing everything else.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
And people are yelling. And then you have the clown
people that you know make jokes like and I used
to do that, like at dunks. You know, I ordered
the chocolate stick the Dennis Rod and you know you
have people like that. Of course it is okay, So
let's start with you. What was your worst job ever?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Okay, worst job ever was a summer I worked. I
was cleaning condos and the Poconos. Oh yeah, And I
have to tell you it was the It was like
dirty jobs.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
It was so disgusting.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
The way that people leave hotel rooms condos is next level.
Somebody just sprayed powder talcum powder all over the bathroom,
all the hair all over the floor, like beard trimming
everywhere in this saying, I'm telling you it was so
gross that yeah, but by.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Far, the ultimate gross job was cleaning condos.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Mine has to be.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
There was one summer I was in prep school but
on my way to college at Merrimack, and I did
a summer job at a steel construction plant.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
I heard that story you did construction.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Yeah, it's a different kind of construction.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
This is where they make metal pipes, steel, steel pipes
and everything else. It was in Cambridge Industrial Steel. So
I was working this machine. It's fascinating when.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
I think back that they actually put me on this machine.
I had no experience.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
So it was a giant if you could picture it,
a giant drill press, you know, like an electric drill.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Picture a drill.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Bit about eight inches in diameter that's going through sheet metal, okay,
in your drilling holes. So you kind of casually bring
down the bit into the piece of metal, the sheet
of metal, and that you have to wear gloves.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
So I went to.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Brush with my stupid OCD. It was bothering me that
there were little particles of metal. So I went to
brush the particles, not that it was necessary brush the
particles off the sheet metal, and my glove and my
arm got caught on the bit and it started wrapping me.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Around like a snake. Oh my go around the bit.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Now it could have torn my arm right out of
my body and would have I don't know how I
thought of it.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
I don't even know. There was a push a start button.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
I reached up, felt around like this, and I actually
found a button and I hit it and it stopped
the bit Wow.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
And I had to go right to the hospital.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
And that was your last construction job.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
It was my last day.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, you have to understand it could have been my man.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Oh yeah, oh totally. I tore tendons in my arm,
in my forearm. I mean it was really bad.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, machine jobs are tough.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
I never went back even to get my check. I couldn't.
I couldn't bring myself to walk into the building for years.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I was so freaked out.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
I have a nightmare that I was armless.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Well, you should go to find mass money.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
I'm sure they have your check some much.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
It was probably from the money with your name.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
I never bothered to look when I got money from
fine mass money dot Gov.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
It was probably the check from Industrial Skill probably.
Speaker 13 (34:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
All these years later, you're still OCD. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Still you learned nothing, billy with a withered arm.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, dragging it along justin what's your worst I worked
for a floor company when I was fifteen. My dad's
friend and I went to the job, you know the site,
and it was you know, it was at a strip club,
and that has since closed and it had been a
murder recently, and so we had to rip up the
blood soaked road new flooring. Yeah, it was, it was,
(35:15):
It was crazy. The best part is that at noontime
the guy was like, you want to go down to
the club, And we went into the Strip Club and
sat right at the stage.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Lunch right as well, do not tell the story that
you told me earlier.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Too much for the radio.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
All right, we can only imagine, we understand, we can
very quickly.
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Yeah, I actually have too.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
I was.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
I worked at McDonald's for one.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
Day in college, and that goes back to the whole like.
Speaker 10 (35:45):
Head set think the drive through is very hard. It
was very hard.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
I lasted one day because again it was the it
was the brain part of having to like take the
money well, listening to the next order and put that in.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
It was a lot.
Speaker 9 (35:58):
And then David Buster, I worked in the ticket place
where you got like your prizing. This was like when
I was in college. They still had the actual tickets.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
And not the digital one.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Yeah, and you had to like shred the tickets. So
my whole job was like shredding and picking up ticket dusts.
And then you had the annoying kids that were there
during the daytime and the parents didn't watch.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Them, and they were like, what can I get with
three hundred tickets?
Speaker 9 (36:20):
And then they had the drunk people at night because
it was a bar and a restaurant that are like
falling over wanting to buy a shot glass.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
And then I don't have enough tickets, So.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
No, that's gonna be especially the kids that don't have
enough tickets for a prize they want.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
And then the Karen mother comes up and says, well,
what do you care. Just give them the tickets.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
Go to five below.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
You'll find the same thing for half the price.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
So look how far you've come. And David busters to
kiss one away.
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Kids in Vegas. All right, back to it. We talk
a lot on the show about bridezillas, but have you
ever heard of mom Zilla's what do you Got? Lis?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
A flustered mom shares an insane list of demands sent
before a child A birthday party. It's completely getting out
of control.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
The mother sends out like a text to all of
us parents who are svpeded and was like, we have
like a strict rhetoric that we'd like you parents to
follow when picking out gifts. I can't have a color okay,
it can't make noise, and it has to be waste
(01:28):
free and that means nothing that comes in packaging that
is plastic. Oh and no plastic toys either at all.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I have to say, I just want to put this
out there that if the child had a health concern
and that was part of it, then I totally get
the restrictions, but that.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Should, you know, be set up front.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
What's the noise to chi.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm just saying sometimes there's some health sensory issues with children,
but putting that aside, say that is not the case.
And this is just a mother just not wanting you know,
toys with color it annoys her, or noise making toys
because it annoys her. This is annoying.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
You've had parties for Gemma and for Abel. Did you
have any weird insane demands?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I don't think.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
We just take the gifts and you know, it's a
running joke with our friends. They like to get the
loudest gifts. They think it's funny, Like, you know, they
got my son a drum set. Yeah, he's the last
person you ever want to have a drum set.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
That's what you give to the parent you're annoyed by, Yeah,
the kid set.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Isn't like gift giving supposed to be something that is
like a nice a nice gesture, and that like demanding
that the gifts be brought is I just think is
next level gross.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Well, I could tell you one thing. No one's going
to this kid's party for one and two. I feel
bad for the kid and it doesn't have a chance.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I feel bad too. They're just sucking the fun out
of it to controlling kid's birthday party, right, you.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Know, bring what you can like, bring bring what you
can afford.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
I've seen a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I mean, I've had a ton of parties over the year,
so that for the voice and a lot of people
like they'll say, hey, don't bring a gift. Here's a charity.
Here's a link to a children's charity. You know, please
donate to that. I've seen that, which is awesome, very nice.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
What are the gifts that exist without color, Like, give
me a couple of examples which you can get.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
That has no objects that are made out of wood.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
A rock, yeah, oh, and just pick up a rock
from the yard.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I had nice smooth rock at the beach blocks.
Speaker 9 (03:26):
I was wondering if she meant like nothing that you
can color with or something like a Barbie doll already
has you know.
Speaker 10 (03:32):
A wonderful top on, but like that's not.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
Gonna you know, and I don't and naked naked.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I can guarantee you one thing about this woman that
posted the insane demands. Not a single person in the
neighborhood speaks to her.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
Well, I like you said, the kid's gonna have a
hard time because I mean there's such a control.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, it's giving such Bridezilla vibes.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
I mean legitimate things like if somebody's got a severe.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Allergy, there's a health.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Demands like that, you know, because that's serious. But oh
my god.
Speaker 10 (04:10):
The thing is some people, just honestly, as someone does
have kids, someone just.
Speaker 9 (04:14):
Shouldn't have kids because if you're that type a that
you can't function, if your kid.
Speaker 10 (04:19):
Has toys that have plastic or color.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
You can't be a mom. I'm sorry, Like, there's way
too many things you should be concerned about. Is your
kid healthy, is your kid thriving?
Speaker 10 (04:27):
Is your kid?
Speaker 9 (04:28):
You know?
Speaker 10 (04:28):
A nice person? Not if they have a plastic toy.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
You know what I would bring if I were one
of the people going to the children's party, I would
just show up at the door with my hands clasped
together and I'll say happy birthday.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Hears some air I hurt anyone.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
It's totally free.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I should probably have a problem with it if they're organic.
Speaker 10 (04:51):
With the Billy and Lisa's weird stories.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Okay, so the shoes you have on your feet might
be one of these. Nearly two million dollars worth of
Nike shoes have been stolen in train heights over the
past year in California and Arizona.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It wasn't me.
Speaker 11 (05:09):
Wait till the train gets out into a more desolate,
remote area where you have fewer law enforcement. It's well planned,
well orchestrated. How are they doing this? Is there somebody
on the inside? I mean, that's a good question. I'd
like to think not, but we don't know that.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You hastivate somebody on the inside. It usually is, so
where do these shoes end.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Up justin resellers. Yeah, resellers. Yeah, Like you know, I
have a couple of connections of guys that, you know,
resell sneakers. I'm not saying they're getting it from those places,
but those sneakers might end up in the hands of
a reseller without them even knowing.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I think they should start at your house.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You have seen it. Yeah, were you impressed? Very Yeah?
My wife not impressed.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You should have saw the look on her face when
we moved from my house in Haveoral to Salem. When
we had to move my sneaker cases. It was a
complete nightmare. She was so hot, horrified.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Yeah, I mean yeah, they're all surgically packed in boxes
and everything.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, sneaker cases. And I get dams a lot from
like moms and you know people that collect sneakers. That's
that's one tip. Get sneaker cases. You can get them
at the container store. Yeah, they have sneaker cases there
you go.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
I saw the story yesterday and I was blown away.
First of all, picture this, Okay, a family is moving
cross country. Okay, so the movers come in and take
all the furniture, everything's packed up and for three weeks,
the family couldn't find the cat, the family cat. So
(06:41):
three weeks later they move cross country. They start opening
boxes and the cat was in the couch, packed in
the box. Three weeks, no food, no water, and survive
three weeks and.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Miles.
Speaker 12 (07:00):
They brought in our height of bed sofa and started
to unwrap it.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
I heard him.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah, I ran to the garage.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Randy was come in.
Speaker 13 (07:08):
You gotta check the couch, and so I think it's
might beer kiddy.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
What this is crazy?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
This has been three weeks.
Speaker 14 (07:16):
I reshed in there, pulled out the heide of bed,
you know, and I can see that there was a
small little hole into the armrest.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
We're so glad to have her back in our life.
Speaker 11 (07:23):
And she's just living her best ninth life.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I know.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Cats, they just sort of disappear into stuff, right underneath beds,
behind couches.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I'm so glad it's still.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Yeah. Well, three weeks later, a little week that sent
it to the vet for a week or so. Wow
that and the cat is fine.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
We have a baby cat and he's all over the place.
He crawled into the boiler area. We couldn't find him. Yeah,
he was, he was hiding and Yeah, Jack, he's what
he is.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
He's a rascal. He is all right when you go ahead.
Speaker 10 (07:55):
This is so stupid.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
So there's a new TikTok challenge. I know Billy loves
the TikTok.
Speaker 12 (08:00):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
It's to drop heavier and heavier things on your foot
to see how.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Much it hurts.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
One guy went borrow after doing it with a hammer,
a space heater, and a cordless drill.
Speaker 13 (08:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Meanwhile, Bell has a tendonitis in its achilles.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Yeah, like it's dropping.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Things on my foot. Part three reactions Hammer.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
At sun up one here next yo, not one to
go to speaker.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
And they get nothing out of it.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Now they get views when I get clicks, and they
get followers. That's why they do it. But I actually
would watch that.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
So it's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well, I definitely watch it.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, it's the addiction to attention.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yes, I guess, so, I guess.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
So give me a bonus justin Well, did you.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Guys see John Stewart what happened to him last night
on the Daily Show. He was doing one of his
rants and he was so angry he smashed his coffee
cup on the desk and he tore up his hand.
He was bloody and everything. Because we've already paid for
him with our somebody, I'll be going to the hospital.
(09:32):
It's fine. He lifted up his hand and covered in blood.
That's passion. That is passion. Never mind the guy who
drops drills on his foot. John Stewart has passion.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
At least he has a show. That's true.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
That's true, very true.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Brown from the Boston Celtics.
Speaker 14 (09:49):
And we're back with Bailly and Lisa in the morning,
and kiss went away Billy and Lisa when we bawl
him morning.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Everybody justin here, welcome back to the show. So christ
the Stefano is a comedian out of New York. We
got she had him on the show before. Very Funny
has a super successful podcast and he includes his family
in a lot of his episodes, but a recent one
has everyone talking. He had his wife on and she
seemed to be just checked out of the marriage.
Speaker 14 (10:14):
Is there any realm of possibility where you'd let me
go to Columbia, Costa Rica or the Dominican Republic with
just me and my friends.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Just go Have you noticed that I don't care anymore?
Speaker 8 (10:23):
I actually have noticed that, and it's pissing me off.
Why didn't she care? You don't care it all anymore.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I know it's kind of boring, right, I.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Used to like hide my phone.
Speaker 14 (10:34):
Now she comes over and it's just like girl's asses
clapping on Instagram and she's like girl power love it.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
That's what you'll say. She's like, do you want something
to eat?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Honey?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
She just doesn't care. So are you having an affair?
That's the question.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
No, I don't want to be bothered.
Speaker 14 (10:49):
You're at that point of the relationship where you just
don't even care at all either way.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Indifference that's good.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
But I love you, you know.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
That's good though.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
At least she loves him.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
Yeah, Oh, I think she's checked out.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Well, it's called quiet quitting your marriage.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
But was it real or do they do it it's
part of the act.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
It seemed No, it seemed pretty real to me.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Seemed real to me, Yeah, because she's been on before
and you know, they've they've been very open about everything,
and she just sounds like she does not care anymore.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Yeah, she's past it. Yeah, like whatever, Columbia, go ahead.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
Well, it makes me feel like I'm not kind of
to shift blame to Chris, but like maybe there was things.
She was asking for him to adjust and he wasn't
doing and she just got sick of asking and she's like,
you know what if you don't care, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Well, that's the thing I think in relationships.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
If you do have you know, a nice conversation and
you share like, hey, i'd really like if you would,
you know, maybe make a dinner reservation once in a
while or whatever, and the person doesn't do it after
you've told them, right, that's a red flag.
Speaker 9 (11:52):
It's exhausting to keep saying, hey, I need this, Hey,
can we please do this, especially when you know it's
like nothing crazy. You're asking for a million dollars. You're asked,
can you put time aside for us? Can you you know,
show up for something? And they're like oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
and they never do it.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, that's a sign.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
I think it's important to at a point in a
relationship to have a talk, you know, just like a
casual talk, say like.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I've talked to check in.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:18):
Something telp me with her.
Speaker 9 (12:19):
She probably had many talks with him and he just
wasn't evolving.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
And you can hear it in that clip. Yeah, you know,
he's just not getting it.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Him you don't get it, do you.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
I just don't care, And especially because he said, oh
you used to care, you used to be mad about
those things are annoyed and she's like, yeah, that is
what it is.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
But that's the bottom line. She's being honest. Well here's
but when do you know if your partner isn't being honest?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Right? I guess when he says that, you know he's
watching you know, Booty's clapping on Instagram and she just
doesn't care. Yeah you know, if I pull out my
phone and I'm watching videos, you know I'm getting a smack.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
On the heph God, Yeah you know. But yeah, when
do you know? Is the big question? What are the clues?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But like Whenny and I were saying, these are simple things.
This isn't like saying I want you to be a millionaire.
I know that's never going to happen. When your lover
is not listening to you, that's a sign because it
means that they do they really care. But I will
say in that clip that you played her saying at
the end, I love you. That to me is very
important even if they are having problems, if you still
(13:25):
love that person, you'll be willing to work on it.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But is it one I got? Is it one of
those things where it's I love you, not in love exactly?
Speaker 5 (13:33):
That's what I kind of read that I love enough.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
Well.
Speaker 15 (13:36):
I knew it was over with my husband when we
were at therapy and the therapist asked us we need
to jump off of a bridge together to save the marriage,
and do you hold your hand out for the other person?
And I said absolutely, no matter how much tough stuff
we've gone through. Yeah, and he said you good answer,
and then he said no. And then he was surprised
(13:56):
when that week I gave him divorce papers.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
They act surprised. I know he's been served.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Well, I'm listening to all these talkbacks and messages and stuff,
and I'm thinking as a guy, as a as a
married man. You know, I'm taking notes. This is these
are things that I don't want to do right, you know,
I don't want to I don't end up on a
podcast with my wife like him.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
But I think, Billy, you said this a few moments ago.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's good to have a little check in with your
significant other and say how are we doing here?
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Well, that's why it's amazing that this topic came up.
This morning because I had nothing to do with it.
I mean, you guys just you know, listen to christ
Stefano and you came up with the topic. But it
was about a week ago when I did on a
left field. I wasn't planning on him. We're just sitting
there having dinner and I said, by the way, how
all the things going right?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I think that that's a nice thing to bring up
and ask.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
Yeah, I said, you know, yeah, you're happy with the
decisions you made and you know where we are, and
you know, basically said you feel like you landed but
the right person.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
And yeah, but really surprised. Yeah, but you know, Michelle
can be kind of a wise guy. So for a minute.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Wow, you know.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
But yeah, and then you have a talk so you
know what bugs you about me? You know?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
And so we had kind of an open discussion, totally
unplanned and it went well.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
How long was her list?
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Was quite a list, but none of them bothered her enough.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, we had a little thing. We had this little
incident last year. My wife and I was she was
she was really stressed out and a big one of
the things that was stressing her out was all the laundry. Yeah,
it was like, I wasn't getting it. I wasn't help it.
I never folded one piece of laundry in all of
our marriage, and so she couldn't keep up with it
all and she was complaining and I was like, wow,
(15:49):
that sucks, you know. And then it came someone suggested
fold a piece of laundry. So then I made the
decision that I would just start doing the laundry. I
would just take it from her. So she hasn't folded
one piece of lawn during the year. And let me
tell you, there's no happier wife than a wife that
doesn't have to do lunch. Oh god.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Yeah, well, I love that you guys shared in that.
But it goes back to checking in.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
And then if a partner is telling you something like
I need you to do something differently and they don't,
that's the clue that there could be something wrong.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Because they'll give up eventually, like Chris's wife exactly exactly,
did you notice I don't care anymore?
Speaker 9 (16:24):
Well, if you say something, oh sorry, hands up, justin no,
you say someone, if you have to, I need you
to do this. If not, I'm done, and they continually
not do it, then they just want you to be done.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Probably.
Speaker 12 (16:33):
So my last relationship was long distance, but it was
only Boston to Burlington, Vermont, so it was very simple
to get back and forth. But I would always be
the one that had to travel up and even if
I asked him to come down, always a nex years
and not just.
Speaker 16 (16:51):
Was the end for me.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
Yeah, Like he's literally not willing to go the same
distance she is.
Speaker 16 (16:57):
Hi, Billy, Lisa, Winnie and Justin. I'm listening to your
segment when relationships are over. And I got my root
awakening in a four year relationship when I got into
a car crash on his way to his house in
New Jersey. Told of my car and he told me
he couldn't come get me or meet me at the
hospital because he had to do his texts.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Oh that's my story.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Okay, ouch that hurts from the Planet Fitness Kiss one
away studios. Boy, I'm back with Billy and Lisa in
the morning on HIT.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Good Morning, everybody, Justin here, welcome back to the show.
So the iHeartRadio app, we talk about it all the
time on the show. It is free to download and
they have so many amazing features, one of which is
a lyrics feature. When you're listening to a song on
the app, you can press a button and read the
lyrics as the song plays. It's super dope. Got us thinking,
(17:50):
what songs do we know all the lyrics to? How
about you? Bill?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
I can do.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
Happy birthday, go ahead, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday,
two you, Happy birthday, dear Abel, Happy.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Birthday to you.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Boy, that was so good.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
But that is good inappropriate?
Speaker 10 (18:09):
Yeah, okay, justin sun Abel's birthdays on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
I think I know a lot of songs by heart.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
I'm a big music girly. Yeah, so so give me
one that you know word for work.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
Well, I can't sing a four or five minute song.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Well give me one verse one?
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Okay, you're putting on the spot. I'm a little I'm
a little nervous.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
I'm started. Tell me why nothing but a hay Lisa?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
What about you?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I know a lot of songs too, like Winning but
like California Girls from Katy Perry is such like a
standard in my life.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Okay, you gotta give me a full verse.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Greetings, loved ones, take a journey, I know.
Speaker 13 (18:55):
Please where the grass is always green? Well, I'm when wild.
There must be something in the water sipping jin and
juice laying underneath the palm trees, and the boys break
their next trying to creep a little sneak Pete.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I think.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
Weather is really cree.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
Wild. That's money even had the snoop intro.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
That's the best part.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Did me to have that ready?
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Justin I'm almost afraid to ask you.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Oh see, I'm like you. I don't. I don't remember Larry.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Guys don't do lyrics well.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Right, it taking my head. I know them, but then
I don't. I don't know. My my my house has
been listening to TikTok a lot lately. Kashaktok. I'm sorry
the song TikTok. She was at her jingle ball. My
daughter loves the song. Yeah, I feel like I'm everywhere
to that, But I don't know if I give.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Us a little something, you know, like a weekend song.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I think I do, but I don't.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
I don't, come on, dude, let's go bust up.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It sounds just in the morning, feeling like pee Diddy.
I'm not supposed to say that.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Before you feel like did You're in trouble.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
With the bottle of jack because when I leave for
the night, I ain't coming back. I'm talking pedicuas on
how tell us this is embarrassing?
Speaker 10 (20:28):
I love you?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
It's non stop at my house this song.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I Love You.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
So Jemma loves that song.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, you know because Kesha was at our jingle ball,
so I started playing it and she loves all songs
that you can dance to. So he's BRILLIANTO Katy Perry
last Friday night and Kesha as well. So yeah, God,
I can't go home today.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
We have to move on.
Speaker 17 (20:47):
Hey y'all, it's got I got rid over by a
car Kira, And I'm just calling to say the song
that I know all the lyrics to. Not a brag,
but I do have a photographic memory. That's just who
I am, So I know like every song I'm right
after I first listened to it. But one of my
party tricks in college was that I could sing the
entire rap of rap God by Eminem like a really
(21:09):
fast song, and there's one really fast part, knowing justin
he might play it.
Speaker 15 (21:12):
If you guys play.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
This, there is not a There is not a Cara
six one seven nine one one one eight. Prove to
us that you can rap the fast part of rap. God,
you guys want to hear it?
Speaker 9 (21:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Someone assuming what I gotta do to get it?
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Do you want human a minute? Brother, something?
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Anything?
Speaker 8 (21:31):
You say, it's take a thing enough on me.
Speaker 18 (21:33):
You devastating more than demonstating how to give him a
demating never fait again.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
We're not letting her off the horse. No, okay, you
can't do.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
This, Jar.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
You're a dear friend of the show. You got hit
by a car? You're okay? Now her name is I
got run over by a car?
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Here she got run over?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, we need you on the radio.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Actually, Billy Lisa every morning.
Speaker 12 (21:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
So a couple of minutes ago, we were talking about
the new feature on the iHeartRadio app, which, by the way,
is brand new. It's improved, and it's a lyric feature
where basically, you can read the lyrics to a song
while you are listening to it. You have to check
it out on the iHeartRadio app. But that got us thinking,
what songs do you know all the lyrics to? Let's
go to Jamie and Maine. All right, well, I can
sing the whole thing, uh, like the last lady did.
Speaker 13 (22:17):
But if you want to give me a lead.
Speaker 11 (22:18):
Into shoop by Salt and Pepper. Oh, I mean, come on,
all right, that's girls.
Speaker 10 (22:25):
What's my weakness?
Speaker 13 (22:26):
Man? Okay, evan chilling, killing, minded mop business.
Speaker 16 (22:29):
This also booked the round.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
And I couldn't believe this.
Speaker 19 (22:32):
I swear my share, my niece, my witness.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
The brother had it going on with something wicked.
Speaker 17 (22:38):
Wicked.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Had to get kid.
Speaker 13 (22:40):
I'm not shot, so.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I asked for the digit.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Okay, man, that was great, and now we have to
hear shoot.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I think she nailed it.
Speaker 20 (22:48):
Chilling, chilling, mon in my business. Looked around and I
couldn't believe this. My niece, my witness.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Wow, Okay, See, I feel like I know every word.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
To that song.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, I definitely did. Okay. Follow up from a few
minutes ago, if you missed it, we got to talk
back from a listener, a talkback member, Kara, I got
run over by a car.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
Kara.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
She said that she could rap every word to the
eminem song Rap God, where he raps very fast. Well,
she says she couldn't call in, but she did leave
a talkback. Let's see how she did.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
All Right, here you go.
Speaker 17 (23:26):
I'm on my way to work, so I'm not gonna
call in live but some of them are doing them
like you assume I'm human.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
What I gotta do to get it through to you?
Speaker 17 (23:32):
And to be human an innovative animated Rubbersoa anything you
say you're a costaindo off amina and I'll give it
to you. The rest has a swear, so I don't
want to do it, but I can't sing the whole song.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
That's pretty good, is incredible.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
What I gotta do get human innovative?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
By the way, Kara, you got some competition too.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
Kira's not the only one.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
Some of them assume I'm human.
Speaker 18 (23:57):
What I gotta do to get into to hum super
human innovative and rubbos anything to say its shade of meaning. Google,
you never say it more than ever devonstrated how to
give up audis to feel like a livet hat and
never feel know the haters because I know the way
to get a motivated.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
That's how they're coming in hot today, coming in hot.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
This is linsay, and I'm going to wrap Nicki Minaja's
verse in monster pull up.
Speaker 18 (24:20):
In a monster automobile gangster with a bed that came
from Sri Lanka.
Speaker 15 (24:25):
Yeah, I'm in that.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
Tanka Colora Willy Wonka.
Speaker 8 (24:27):
You could be the king, but watch.
Speaker 10 (24:28):
The Queen Conker.
Speaker 21 (24:32):
Hilarious mobile ganster with a beat that came from three landa. Yeah,
I mine Tanza, Colora Willy Wanda, you could be the king, but.
Speaker 10 (24:42):
Watch the Queen kind Man.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Every single one of the listeners so far has crushed it.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
They're they're pretty much crossing it. This was a good
this is a fun topic. Oh yeah, sure yeah. It's like,
you know, you hear these songs and you're like, I
know every word, but can you get every lyric? I mean,
we play finished the lyric on this sho show. It's
not that easy. It's really not.
Speaker 16 (25:02):
I like big butts and I cannot lie you other
brothers can't deny.
Speaker 12 (25:07):
When a girl walks in with an ibdy waist and
a round thing in your face, you get strong.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I think we all know that one, right, I like,
I want to.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
In your face.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
You get strung. He gets strung, not stung.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
She said, Okay, okay, let's go to Victoria in Heabril.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Hey, Victoria, you ready to go? I'm telling you well,
you got some competition out there. But Victoria, what song
you want to sing?
Speaker 8 (25:37):
I can sing rapids delight.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Oh you gotta be.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Good because Lisa and she does a damn good job.
But okay, go ahead, Victoria.
Speaker 13 (25:46):
I was to give it, give it my best.
Speaker 10 (25:48):
Okay, Now what you hear is not a test.
Speaker 14 (25:52):
I'm rapping to the beat and me grew and my
friend's gonna try to movie feet.
Speaker 20 (25:58):
See.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I am one the mic, and I'd like.
Speaker 13 (26:01):
To say hello to the black, to the white, to
the red and brown, the purple, and yell. Look first,
I gotta bang bangs.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
You mail that one is not a chest and me
the group and my friends are gonna try me.
Speaker 8 (26:19):
Oh, this is a good one.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
I'd like this.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Really, she got that one hit.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
They hit poppy you don't stop.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
That's an old school clip right there.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Oh man.
Speaker 16 (26:32):
I started karaoke at a bar many many years ago
in my twenties.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
I'm in my forties now, and I would sing my
neck my.
Speaker 16 (26:41):
Back by Kaya and I still know the words, and
I still get requested to sing it from the beginning
to end, and it's just too inappropriate for me to
get started.
Speaker 12 (26:51):
But I do know all the words.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
That's good, and I'm not proud of it.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, she doesn't say she thinks it's too dirty. I'm
going to have the edited version here, but it's a
fun karaoke song because it's phil my neck, my back
like it's one of the right when.
Speaker 7 (27:04):
My bad.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Of course she knows it, Lisa, you did carry I
touched myself.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
It was a complete disaster.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
That's a classic story.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, a little ice ice baby vibe and all.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Right, stop collaborate and listen. I said, that's from the
brand new invention something the hold of me tightly flow
like a hot sea.
Speaker 13 (27:32):
Bally and nightly willing to stop you I don't know.
Speaker 17 (27:35):
Turn off the light and I'll go.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
To the extreme rock and like a band of stage
and lets it jumps like a candle.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Stop and listen, hold of.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
You know what really impresses me about this thing and
the variety of songs.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
You're all different, all different decades too. You want to
go older? I mean we can go older, Hi, Justin.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
I think everybody knows the words to American Pie.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I forgot I do know my mom my mom used
to sing the song to me as a chill.
Speaker 15 (28:08):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
You don't like this Bye bye American Pie?
Speaker 5 (28:17):
About the levee, it was, well, you really.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
Ovation whiskey saying this will be today that.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
We all know the words. I can't.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
American to the lady, the leady, it was dropped. This
is like when the band comes to do your wedding
and they say, oh, we know everything.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
God, you can just ruined that song's emotional.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
I could never hear it again. I I got emotional emotion.
I want to rock right now.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Money is roll based and I came to get down.
I'm not internationally known, but I'm known to rock the
mic a phone because I get stupid, I mean outrageous.
Stay away from me, it becomes tageous. Guys, this is
a great topic today. Mike from West Roxbury. I love it.
Enjoy the day, enjoy the weekend. Thanks Buddy, and he
(29:15):
nailed that.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
It's a good time.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, this is a good topic. And there's so many
people they so many more we can't get to right now.
But who gives them?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Lisa, Just just go into the weekend singing your favorite song.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Right.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah. We'll have more on this on the wrap up
at at nine this morning. But yeah, good, good topic.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
You guys want to know what song I know all
the words too.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
It's called Come on, Billy, Come on Billy come to me.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
You know I'm waiting. I love you Endlesslie.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
What's up Boston and Sabrina Carpenter and you're waking up
with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss one
of eight.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Hello friends, good morning, and welcome back to the Billy
and Lisa Show. Almost time to wrap things up. Before
I do, I want to remind you you can get
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(30:19):
the Billion Lisa Show live on the iHeart app from
anywhere in the world and make sure you may kiss
your number one preset on the app. That's one of
the new features. So Chapel roone one of the biggest
stars in the world for she was selling out shows
of eighty thousand people. Started working a drive through.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
I just really drive through, you know, bore the headset.
It was awesome. I have a great time. Was during
the pandemic.
Speaker 10 (30:41):
I am like, look back at that time, I'm like,
that was hard.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
It's fun if you're with your friends.
Speaker 10 (30:46):
It's really hard either way.
Speaker 19 (30:48):
But it's not fun if you're not with your friends,
if you're not with people you like to work with.
But the hardest thing is being on headset and having
someone at the window and you like taking an order,
typing in and giving them the correx change at the
same time, so you're talking to like two or three
different people at.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
The same time.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Okay, So it makes the question what's the worst job ever?
Speaker 6 (31:08):
What was your worst job ever? It's gonna be our
topic time in a few minutes, right, y'all saying I.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Always think about people that do the drive through and
it seems like a challenging job because you're taking orders
and ringing up the food.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
But that's what she just said, and making the drinks.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, so it does seem like it would be challenging
to me. Oh yeah, yeah, Billy did the drive through?
Remember that?
Speaker 12 (31:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Oh we're going to the drive through? Is there's somebody there?
I'm doing drive through?
Speaker 7 (31:34):
This is so cool.
Speaker 19 (31:35):
Does it open automatically?
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Shouldn't they?
Speaker 7 (31:38):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
What's your name? Jeff? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (31:41):
I'm really good to see.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
You dining playbo gudness and I'm sure you watch every
single day.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Plus you have to be super nice to everyone on
the headset while you're doing everything else.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
And people are yelling. And then you have the clown
people that you know make jokes like and I used
to do that, like at dunks. You know, I ordered
the chocolate stick the Dennis Rod and you know you
have people like that. Of course it is okay, So
let's start with you. What was your worst job ever?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Okay, worst job ever was a summer I worked. I
was cleaning condos and the Poconos. Oh yeah, And I
have to tell you it was the It was like
dirty jobs.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
It was so disgusting.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
The way that people leave hotel rooms condos is next level.
Somebody just sprayed powder talcum powder all over the bathroom,
all the hair all over the floor, like beard trimming
everywhere in this saying, I'm telling you it was so
gross that yeah, but by.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Far, the ultimate gross job was cleaning condos.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Mine has to be.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
There was one summer I was in prep school but
on my way to college at Merrimack, and I did
a summer job at a steel construction plant.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
I heard that story you did construction.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Yeah, it's a different kind of construction.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
This is where they make metal pipes, steel, steel pipes
and everything else. It was in Cambridge Industrial Steel. So
I was working this machine. It's fascinating when.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
I think back that they actually put me on this machine.
I had no experience.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
So it was a giant if you could picture it,
a giant drill press, you know, like an electric drill.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Picture a drill.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Bit about eight inches in diameter that's going through sheet metal, okay,
in your drilling holes. So you kind of casually bring
down the bit into the piece of metal, the sheet
of metal, and that you have to wear gloves.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
So I went to.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Brush with my stupid OCD. It was bothering me that
there were little particles of metal. So I went to
brush the particles, not that it was necessary brush the
particles off the sheet metal, and my glove and my
arm got caught on the bit and it started wrapping me.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Around like a snake. Oh my go around the bit.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Now it could have torn my arm right out of
my body and would have I don't know how I
thought of it.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
I don't even know. There was a push a start button.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
I reached up, felt around like this, and I actually
found a button and I hit it and it stopped
the bit Wow.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
And I had to go right to the hospital.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
And that was your last construction job.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
It was my last day.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, you have to understand it could have been my man.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Oh yeah, oh totally. I tore tendons in my arm,
in my forearm. I mean it was really bad.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, machine jobs are tough.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
I never went back even to get my check. I couldn't.
I couldn't bring myself to walk into the building for years.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I was so freaked out.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
I have a nightmare that I was armless.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Well, you should go to find mass money.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
I'm sure they have your check some much.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
It was probably from the money with your name.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
I never bothered to look when I got money from
fine mass money dot Gov.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
It was probably the check from Industrial Skill probably.
Speaker 13 (34:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
All these years later, you're still OCD. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Still you learned nothing, billy with a withered arm.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, dragging it along justin what's your worst I worked
for a floor company when I was fifteen. My dad's
friend and I went to the job, you know the site,
and it was you know, it was at a strip club,
and that has since closed and it had been a
murder recently, and so we had to rip up the
blood soaked road new flooring. Yeah, it was, it was,
(35:15):
It was crazy. The best part is that at noontime
the guy was like, you want to go down to
the club, And we went into the Strip Club and
sat right at the stage.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Lunch right as well, do not tell the story that
you told me earlier.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Too much for the radio.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
All right, we can only imagine, we understand, we can
very quickly.
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Yeah, I actually have too.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
I was.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
I worked at McDonald's for one.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
Day in college, and that goes back to the whole like.
Speaker 10 (35:45):
Head set think the drive through is very hard. It
was very hard.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
I lasted one day because again it was the it
was the brain part of having to like take the
money well, listening to the next order and put that in.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
It was a lot.
Speaker 9 (35:58):
And then David Buster, I worked in the ticket place
where you got like your prizing. This was like when
I was in college. They still had the actual tickets.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
And not the digital one.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Yeah, and you had to like shred the tickets. So
my whole job was like shredding and picking up ticket dusts.
And then you had the annoying kids that were there
during the daytime and the parents didn't watch.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Them, and they were like, what can I get with
three hundred tickets?
Speaker 9 (36:20):
And then they had the drunk people at night because
it was a bar and a restaurant that are like
falling over wanting to buy a shot glass.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
And then I don't have enough tickets, So.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
No, that's gonna be especially the kids that don't have
enough tickets for a prize they want.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
And then the Karen mother comes up and says, well,
what do you care. Just give them the tickets.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
Go to five below.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
You'll find the same thing for half the price.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
So look how far you've come. And David busters to
kiss one away.
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