July 9, 2026 • 39 mins
This episode of the Billy and Lisa Show is a hilarious and relatable ride, covering everything from the absurdity of modern dating to the quirks of everyday life. The hosts dive into a series of ridiculous scenarios, from the challenges of being a pilot to the perils of camping, and even tackle the age-old question: what's the worst thing you can do in a crowded parking lot?
The conversation is full of laughs, with the hosts sharing their own personal anecdotes and experiences. They discuss the importance of being a good Samaritan, whether it's helping out on a plane or being a considerate neighbor. They also touch on the topic of dating, with a special guest sharing their insights on the world of "stoop dating" – a unique approach to meeting new people in a more authentic way.
The hosts also get real about their pet peeves, from people who don't hold the door to those who leave their shopping carts in the parking spot. They even share their own personal stories of frustration, including a recent encounter with a driver who cut them off in traffic. With a mix of humor and heart, this episode is a must-listen for anyone looking for a lighthearted and entertaining conversation.
So, if you're ready to laugh, learn, and maybe even identify with a few of the hosts' pet peeves, tune in to this episode of the Billy and Lisa Show. Join the conversation and find out what makes this episode so special – and don't forget to share your own stories and pet peeves in the comments!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So yesterday we had one of the craziest conversations ever.
I don't know how we landed on it. It was
all about the emergency row on board a plane. I
always book extra leg room, Lacy.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Right, so you're always in that row.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
And I'm always at the window, so I'm right at
the door. And the flight attendant makes a big deal
about me taking responsibility for the entire plane.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
And Bill says, yes, he he'll do it, but really
he would be the first one out the door, he means.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
And we had a great flight attendant called in earlier.
Now we've got a pilot, Romeo. You there, guys, listen
before we get to you, Romo, we've got the official
intro right here.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
He's unstable. Is taking you back to everybody? Romeo was
DJ here it gets for years we missed Romeo.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Love it, love it?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Hey, Romeo, are you still everybody's boyfriend?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
I think I've aged. I have Gray here now, and
you know my beard and stuff. I don't know if
that's now it just sounds creepy.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Well, I don't know. I don't know. If the salt
and pepper works for a lot of people, I bet
it's working for you. Dude.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Well, he's a pilot that I'm trying every day. The
hustle never stops.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I got to tell you, Romeo, every single time I
get on a plane, I think of you because I
still can't imagine that you sit in the cockpit.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Of a seven twenty seven or seven forty seven and
you're running the show.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Would would if you did see me?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Would you what would you do? Would you get right off?
Get off? Coming into the cockpit?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Brother, I want the cop pilot's see Oh I want
to be the navigation guy.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yeah, well they stop doing that in like nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Good one, Bill.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
All right, Romeo, you got to help us out with
this emergency door thing, okay, because one flight attendant called
yesterday is suggesting it's totally my responsibility if I'm at
the door, like I need to stand there once I
open the door and burn until everybody's off the plane.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
But she also said that the airline she works for
that she wouldn't tell us, serves the road free drinks.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Little irony there, right, Romeo, I mean drink up and
then save lives.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yes, you lick it up before you're gonna help yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Are you saying your airline doesn't do the free drinks rom.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
He that's a strategy. Yeah, I haven't heard that one before. Wow,
I like that.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Okay, Well, you want the person who's saving everybody's life
to be in a good mood and relaxed.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I mean they say, like with car accidents that like,
you know, this is terrible to say, but like you know,
passengers who are you know, if they're drunk or you
know a little bit, they actually survive, you know, more
than the people who are because theyre so loose, like
you know what I mean. It's just kind of like.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I don't drive unless I'm drunk. Okay, time, I'm kidding.
Uh so Romeo.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
So the flight attendant walks up right, it says, he asked,
everybody in the row, are you physically willing and able
to assist passengers in the case of an emergency?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
It's not possible. They're asking you to be a first responder.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I never got that far in the training. I don't
know what happened flying.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
He's in the cockpit. He doesn't out worry about this stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
No, but you know that's why they that's why they
give you a hard time of like, you know, keeping
your bags and stuff, you know, all the way under
so if God forbid it ever happened, you can actually
get out of the plane quickly. You know what drives
you know, it does drive me nuts. Still on that topic,
people who take you see the videos of like when
they have to evacuate, people take their bags and stuff,
and that's a big that's a big no. No. You
(03:51):
don't want to take your bad You want to get
off as quick as possible so people behind you can
get off.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, and people are like they're.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Going back, they're grabbing their bags or getting the laptops, like, nope,
just go lead everything.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, that's a big one.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
That's a hot topic right now.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Have you ever have you ever been in an emergency
situation on board?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
No knock on wood, no, no, nothing, nothing too crazy. Wow,
so some rowdy passengers, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Oh, have you had to come out of the cockpit
and address the passengers.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
There's no chance in the world I would come. I'm
not going to be on YouTube, no way, no chance.
Bill wouldn't either.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Let me be perfectly clear, if anything happens, I am
not even moving from I'm closing the door under I
do not want to show up on YouTube and social
media the next day.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Wow, so you don't frighten us? Where the passengers and all?
I mean, it's well, that's a little different.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Do you ever get hit on when you're walking through
the airport terminal, you know, rolling your suitcase with all
what's in that suitcase? By the way, you know, you
see the pilots all the time. I'm wondering, what the
hell are they carrying in that suitcase? Is it books?
What's in there?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Emergency like boxer shorts and socks in case I get
stranded somewhere?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Is about it?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Oh? So you don't have like charts and everything.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
And I'm always thinking, again nineteen seventy five or a GPS,
Now there's no charts.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay, So in a bind, and again you're a pilot
for a major airline. In a bind, Let's say hypothetically
you're traveling and it's a personal trip and you're sitting
in the emergency row. Yeah, are you ready willing and
capable of opening the door and assisting passengers in the
middle of a fire?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Very?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Very exactly.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
No, I don't think you wouldn't open the door. They
they'd open the door.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
What wait what, No, that was the whole thing. You
have to open the door. That's your job, now.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
It would I believe it would be more to like,
you know, help people out, move stuff out of the way.
But not no, no, I think the flight attendant would
actually wait a minute, go out of.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Their way to say, read the book, read the PANPHM.
But it tells you how to open the door.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
First of all, I'm getting out that door so fas
I don't even know if i'd take my family life.
That door swings open, Flames are shooting through the fuselage.
I'm gone.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
There goes Billy, got a TV show taping to get
to her.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
He's got a galla, the host, Romeo, that's a galla
waiting for me.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yeah, you paid big bucks for those those hosting those events.
I don't know that past too one.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
More time before I let you go. Rome And you
still DJ like weddings and parties on the side when
you're not piloting.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
No, I haven't done that in a bit.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Well, you had a whole company of DJs.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yeah, yeah, we had to be a big cruise going
out to MBARMENTSS and stuff. Now I haven't done that, honestly,
it feels like so long ago.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
No, Wow, I worked for Romeo. That's where I learned
how to DJ from rome Actually yeah, Justin, Yeah, Justin
came up with us.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah yeah, Wow.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
That'd be so cool if they hired you to DJ
a wedding and you showed up in the pilot suit
ready for takeoff. Bull on.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
That's a whole business model. I never thought of it
like that.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Hey, give a shout out. You still have the cafee
down the street Lives Juice, Yeah, Lives Juice Bar. There
you go, check it out. Romeo was always a pleasure.
We miss you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Thanks guys, great day, Thanks Romeo, than you now.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Incredible news every time for real or fake headlines, refreshing news.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
With the BISA on kids one way.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, the name of the game is rail or fake headlines.
It's where, well you have to guess the fake headline,
but you also learned something. He's a story is taken
rate from the news or taken rate from my brain. Okay,
the judge first headline reads I'll read it. Read it
as is. Man falls into vault toilet at a camp
site while trying to rescue sunglasses real or fake in
(08:09):
his camping season.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I could see this happening.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I can too.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah, he into what a vault?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
What a vault toilet?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
That's a vault toilet.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Question. I just read the headline as this.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Okay, all right, I'll say yes, yeah, I think he
fell into the vault toilet and he did well.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Absolutely, guy in California dropped his sunglasses into the campsite
vault toilet and he had to be rescued after he
fell in it.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Oh, that's disgusting, pretty gross.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
They advised that the subject had fallen into the chemical
storage tank. Law enforcement camp Edison staff fire personnel responded,
we were able to safely get him out decontaminate him.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
That's crappy.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That is the most disgusting thing.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Was this the septic tank? Is that what it was?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
It sounds like it was like a porta potty?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Do they call that a vault toilet?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
You don't want to be in the sept.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
This is the reason reason number one thousand and thirty
six why I don't want to go camping.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Oh no, I never want.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Oh every year, my wife, Oh, we don't get the camper. No, no, no, no, no,
we go to a beach.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah. You don't want to sit around the circle at night,
people you have never met in your whole life.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
It's for the kids.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, it's a night.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, the kids can enjoy the hot tub in the
pool and the sandy beaches.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, on an island, because then you have the mosquitoes.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You know, when you're in the camp, the mosquitoes the
size of volkswagens.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
You know, they can just carry you away. You're scratching.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, you need to dose yourself in bugspread, and then.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You're all up smell like bugspreads.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Then you're going to swim in the lake with the bloodsuckers.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, and then God forbid, and then God forbid you spend.
You can find some time for you with your significant other.
Right and you get close a little intimate moment, and
all you could smell is the bug spray.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, bug spray everywhere. Now the kids wake up, just
when it showed time.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Oh yeah, it just loobed up. Nothing happens anyway, Happy camping, everybody.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I could go on and on about the camping.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
We argue every year.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I went once in my life, once decades ago.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Right, I wasn't there two hours A giant tree fell
on the windshield.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
And I had to have the car toad and I
had to get a ride home. I didn't see one
campfire immedia, so almost like the tree was waiting for me,
smashed the entire windtree.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Was anybody hurt? No, we weren't in the car at
the two had just fell in the empty car, middle
of the night.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Giant crash.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
There's nothing.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
I mean, stores are really good, but like that's it
my backyard.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Anywhere you can in your kitchen anyway.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, I can build a fire in my back here.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Okay. We got to move up.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Next headline here, National park planning to pour pop rocks
into a geyser to draw attention to the national wonders.
Is that a real or a fake headline? We were
just talking about National Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Would say no because I don't think that that would
be a good thing to pour pop rocks.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, are you familiar with pop rocks? Bill?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Isn't that like the little from the eighties?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Well you put it in your mouth and the kind
of like fizz.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
He made this up.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, I remember pop rocks being Okay, thing going fake, fake,
going fake. Yeah. Yeah, there's no way they would allow
that way.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I have to have pop rocks on your mind. I
love pop rocks.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, they're a thing.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
They're fantastic.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And the candy necklaces that you eat.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah, he's not a candy guy. I am.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I am too, Look.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
At me all right. Next headline here, real or fake?
That is the question. The headline reads, tarps off Baseball
games are getting wild with groups of shirtless, screaming fans.
Real or fake?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I think real on this.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I think real too, Yeah, feeling real on this?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Definitely real?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Well.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Tarps off. Yeah, the tops off trend is going viral.
Fans are ripping their shirts off and swinging them, swinging
them around during games. It started at a Cardinals game.
There's the inventors of the tarps off trend, Bryce and
Caleb famous for nothing.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I'm just happy to be part of something that everyone
here in Jordan. The team enjoyed it, the dance enjoyed it.
Throughout the game.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
He started like doing the way as and I looked
at my buddy Bank back there.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
I was like, let's go up to the intersection of
wave my shirts off, and this guy was just like whatever,
he just ripped his shirt off and start throwing it
around and from there on, like after that hour, like
it's just the most surreal thing I've ever seen. You
ever notice that the tops off people really should be
the people keeping the tops on?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yes, very much so.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
What's wrong with you. I don't know either. No, you're
talking about like a like a heavy set people.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, it's just sort of like.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Right, Okay, I'm gonna pay attention now to see if
I see any people taking the shirts off or what. Okay,
I get it, I get you know what.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
No, there's no don't agree with it. There's something wrong
with me?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh with you? Yeah, well we know that.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
We know that.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It won't even go to a national park.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Billy's so funny.
Speaker 9 (13:39):
You worry them with bears, but you go to Africa
on safari.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
It's a different animal, you know, hippopotamus. Yeah, believe it
or not.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I feel safer around a hippo than I do a bear,
a grizzly.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
What would you rather get eaten by a bear, a hippo,
or a lion.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Well, the hippo, it'll be very blunt, like you'll be
knocked out immediately. But with the lion and the other
one a bear, they tear. Tearing, Yeah, there is a
tearing involved.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
Never, it's and they take the ripped body and then they.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Come back for more.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah. Well their paws are so big. It's one swipe. Yeah,
in your face tear is a whole of your body off. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, so I hacked my bear.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Simply lie still on the ground and cover your face
and head with your hands when the bear is finished
batting you around in mall and contact the U. S.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Forest Service. Are you going to contact? You have no.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Or hand?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, everything's gone, everything, including your brain, like.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Nothing's working. It is a relentless attack. They just can't
get enough of you.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Just swam and then there's a dragging like in the
end that.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
They want to keep you. Yeah, you belong to them
at one point. Yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Have to move on.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
You have to stop.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Growing there.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Oh my god, I can't explain it.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I know, I know. I'm actually I'm actually with you
on that. Yeah, I'm actually I do agree with you.
I'm not all right. Final headline here rail or fake.
A Crumble employee has gotten in trouble for telling customers
that one hundred and forty eight grams of sugar is
a lot.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I could see this.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
What's Crumble.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It's Crumble cookies.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Rumble cookies.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Oh, I love them.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Oh They're fantastic.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
A lot of sugar, enough cookie for it.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
There's a lot of sugar. Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Could you read the headline one more time? There, buddy.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
A Crumble employee has gotten in trouble for telling customers
that one hundred and forty eight grams of sugar is
a lot. Real or fake.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I'm gonna say real.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Real, Lisa Reel, Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy got in
big trouble. He was an employee at Crumble because he
was telling customers, well, yeah, you know what, one hundred
and forty eight grams of sugar and their new dirty
sodas probably not the best for your health.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Everyone, I'm a Crumble employee, and we've started to have
customers come in every day or multiple times a day
for these new dirty sodas that have one hundred and
forty eight grams of sugar in them. One time I
said to one of the customers, like, there's one hundred
and forty eight grams of sugar, and then I got
in trouble because I'm not really supposed to.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Point that out.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
And then they were like, you know, normally I drink
ten cans of coke a day, so it's not the
same thing.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
And I said, well yeah, And.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
I said, so you're replacing your coke with the dory
sodas And they're like, no, I just drink the ten
cans of coke and then I also get the dry soda.
Oh and they also usually get a box of six
cookies to go with their drink.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Here's the thing, Crumble is the pop off.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Crumble is fantastic, but you're not going there for a
healthy snack.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
No, you know, go there for a treat, you know, yeah,
like a celebration. You're heading to someone's house. And it's
great to ring a box.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
A box that.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Keep it to himself. Just serve got a turn, yeah
a little bit. Ye, you're supposed to be promoting the product.
It takes fantastic. Did they fire him he's in trouble.
It doesn't say if they fired him, but he definitely
got in trouble. Probably written up. You know what I mean,
what's you gonna say next? Down?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Shut it and we're back with a Billy and Lisa
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
So if you are single, if you are looking for love,
if you are in the dating world, you're in luck.
By the way, good morning and every buddy, welcome to
the Billy and Lisa Show. Justin Billy Lisa, and yeah,
how about this stoop Dating.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Welcome to stoop Dating in Boston, where we see if
you can find love on the soup.
Speaker 11 (18:10):
Today, we're back.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
In the hot seat with Ryan to see who he
chose as his stute match.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
Who do you think it is?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Okay, and we have jewels and studio. The founder of
stoop Dating, Hi.
Speaker 11 (18:21):
Thank you having me. I'm doing great.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
I should mention this thing is exploding so much.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So this is your full time gig now, right, you
quit whatever you were doing and now this is your gig.
Speaker 8 (18:33):
Yes, this is my full time job now, although it
doesn't feel like work at all.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Okay, So explain what stoop dating is to everyone listening.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
So basically, stoop Dating is a dating show in different
cities where I set you up with a partner to
see if you guys are compatible on a first date
on different stoops in different cities based on applications, Boston
being one of the cities, Boston being the main city
one of them.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
You live here, yes, okay, so you do, Philly, do Nashville,
but we're talking Boston.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
So literally, people will sit on a stoop. You sit
in the center, guy and a girl and you've somehow
pulled them together from an application process, and then you
ask them a series of questions.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yes, that's the gist. It's simple, it's easy, it's it's
you know, I think people maybe you're tired of some
of the dating apps, right, so me, is that one
of the reasons why you started this.
Speaker 8 (19:25):
One of the many reasons why I started. I hate
the dating apps. I'm a very face to face person.
I hate how dating apps you can just write someone
off based on appearance and just how it's never ending.
It's like, if this person rejects me, well I can
just scroll and find someone new.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
I think that is just so inauthentic and I hate that.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
And I also love the idea of being in a
neighborhood setting and just connecting with people. It just reminds
me of home and childhood.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Growing up.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
We keep hearing stories about how incredibly tough it up
it is out there for dating.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Do you feel that. Are you seeing that a lot?
Speaker 8 (19:57):
And why We've had every on the show say that
every single person has a negative outlook on dating, And
obviously that's something.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
I want to change.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
I'm a positive person, and I think dating nowadays has
become harder one because of.
Speaker 11 (20:13):
The dating apps, just that everyone has become so disposable.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
When people are not disposable, you can just scroll and
find someone new.
Speaker 11 (20:20):
I obviously hate that.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
And I also think because everyone's behind their phones, a
lot of men and women are afraid to approach each
other now.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
It's like you'll see.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Someone at a bar and then see them on a
dating app later and they'll be like, I think I
saw you at the bar the other night.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
It's like, why don't you just come up to me then?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
But so you took like what you said was you
would sit on the stoop with your friends and chat
people up as they were walking by, And then that's
what you gave you the idea of, well, let's turn
this into people meeting other people.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
So I would sit on different stoops in southis and
just from sitting outside we met so many people just
walking by, coming back from the bars or just during
the day we would.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Eat our lunch out there and it.
Speaker 11 (21:02):
Was just something.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
I saw it and I felt like I haven't experienced
that type of connection with people in a while, and
I was like, I want to do something with this.
I think people need this, and everyone hates the dating app.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
So how do people get on the stoop So.
Speaker 11 (21:16):
We have an application link in our bio. It's a
pretty happy application.
Speaker 8 (21:19):
It's also really fun because we can see how long
it takes people to apply to it.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
So and you go to stoop dot dating on Instagram. Yeah,
and the link is right on the lid on your paper.
Speaker 11 (21:30):
Right in our by guy on your bud.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
We have questions like, how do you describe yourself in
a relationship, what are some qualities you're looking for in
a partner, what are your interests in hobbies, what's your sexuality?
Speaker 11 (21:40):
How old are you? Trying to think of?
Speaker 8 (21:43):
What else is on there? But it's pretty a pretty
detailed application. We really care about setting people up. I
always tell people I don't do this to get views.
I could easily talk about hot topics that I don't
think should be on the internet just to get views
or have certain people on it skip views.
Speaker 11 (22:00):
I really want to set people up. I love love.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
I love the authenticity of real conversations and the awkward
pauses and the awkward moments.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
So and so you've been doing this for a little
bit over a year. Have you had any like major
success stories. Yes.
Speaker 8 (22:15):
I actually got a text last night that we have
a couple that met at one of my events and
they're dating now. We also have some stup couples, but
literally I got a text.
Speaker 11 (22:23):
Last night where he was like, I asked her to
be my girlfriend tonight.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
It was a commit Yes, it was a commit.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Wow, in twenty twenty six, people actually commit. I promise
you it exists.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah, you're going to have to do a stoop dating wedding.
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Well, if you're out there now, you want to send
us a talk back. You have questions for advice and
everything on dating. What are some of the worst nightmares
you've run into absolute don't does.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
For people meaning on the stup or just dating on
the stupor in general. I think one of the biggest
don't do stoop moments we've had is I've had guys
cancel on me the day of and then they'll DM
me after they see the girl and they'll say I
should have gone on.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
She's great, like, yes, that's the whole point.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
I'm trying to say.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Wow, I've had that happen like three times where a
guy canceled and then he sees the girl after the
fact and he's like, dang, I should have been on.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
So before they get to the stoop, they haven't even
seen each other. Yes, it's all right.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
So what are the kinds of questions that you ask
them on the stupe Oh?
Speaker 11 (23:22):
Okay, I have.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Two of my favorite questions are on the show are
what's a.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
Red flag you secretly like?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
And another one is what something your younger self would
be proud of you for today? Those are two of
my favorite, like conversation starters topics. But I have a
ton I have, like what's your most toxic trade? Why
do you think you're currently single? What are some qualities
you're looking for in a partner? Things like that, what's
your biggest pet peeve? Interest in hobbies?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
This sounds like a great way to get into dating.
I mean, to make it happen, to get out there because,
like you said, people are afraid now because of all
the negativity and the disposal I think what word.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
You used, right, you move on to the next shiny object. Exactly,
they do.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
So how can people do?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Like you said, you have ten thousand applications right now.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Currently it's rough out here, and people are to go
on a date.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
That's how you know it's bad.
Speaker 11 (24:20):
People are signing up to go.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
On a step.
Speaker 11 (24:22):
I actually think, I actually.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Exactly, I actually think this is like a brilliant concept
and more people want to do this and you are
literally giving them the stoop.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Yeah, soup fine, love on the step?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Yeah wow, good things have always happened on the stoop.
I had my first kiss on.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
A stupid that's a connection. And so I want to
say that we are thinking about doing an event with
Jules and a few other partners, maybe Jared Freed with
his dating book for Alisa's book club event outdoors either
at the tall Ship or in the Seaport this August.
And it's going to be huge and I can't wait
(25:04):
for Jewels to be a part of it.
Speaker 11 (25:05):
And jewels, Oh, I'm in I love the events.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
I also have an event this Thursday at Loretta's Live
Dating Show.
Speaker 11 (25:12):
It's our first show ever.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
So that's street right. Yes, we'll tell people what they
need to know.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
Go to the link in our bio.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Tickets are there as well as well as the application.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Today, you're going to set people up live at Loretta
Live dates on stage and.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
You're probably expecting you'll pack the house, right.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
That's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
You got ten thousand people in quebe I'll just say it.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Show up at show up at the event.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yes, all right? And what day is it again?
Speaker 8 (25:37):
This Thursday, June eighteenth at Loretta's. What time seven to close?
It's going to be a crazy night.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
We have stoop shots.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Oh oh, you mean if they sit down they get
a shot. Yeah. Nice country It up.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
From the Planet Fitness Kiss one to wait Studios. We're
back with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
A new segment on the Billy and Lisa Show that
we are trying out. Let's see how this one goes.
By the way, welcome back to the show. Justin's head,
Billy Lisa. This one is called There's a Special Place
in Hell for Blank Lisa. Get it's going.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
People who double park in a crowded parking lot.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Okay, hold on, let me think about that.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yes, they drive me crazy, drive me crazy. People who
talk on speakerphone in public.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yeah, that actually happened the other day to me. There
was somebody right next to me on speakerphone, full conversation.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I heard it all and that they're usually in stores
walking around and you're like, why are you doing?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Also, if you're out walking, like somebody walks by you
and they're having a full conversation and the other person
is on speakerphone, I'm like, you're out walking, shouldn't you
be relaxing?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
You know, they could be working or talking to you know, somebody,
a friend or whatever, which is fine. What about if
they have a Bluetooth and they got our AirPods and
they're talking you can't hear the other person but they can't, right,
does that bother you?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
And that means they're talking even louder now right?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Okay. Another one is people who spoil movies for everyone.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
It's billy or TV shows it's billy.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Oh, I don't do it on purpose, so you do
it sometimes?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
What is his what is the phrase he uses? Lisa? Oh,
I know, don't get to attached.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Yeah, that's what he says.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, I wouldn't get to attached. People who reply all
to group emails or group text messages, so it just
keeps like dinging, dinging, dinging.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
And that that applies to group text messages as well. Yes,
it's the same kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yes, And I'm going to say the people who without
telling me put me in a group chat, yeah, you know,
like it's the same I don't want to be in
this group. Yeah, Like all of a sudden, I have
to answer questions.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
The best is it happens at work. Sometimes the radio station.
They'll send out a group email to the entire company
cluster hair radio. Yeah, and they'll say reply back, but
just reply back to me to the person saying it,
and they don't listen. They hit reply all.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Yeah, because that happens to me if I get a
group chat and all of a sudden, the next time
I need to talk to one of those people that
was in that group, I directly go to them and
I'm talking about them to them.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
It's it's a dangerous circle.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
You just don't hit reply all. Yeah, No one wants
to hear it.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Do you want to hear another one?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
All right. This applies to like if you're living with someone.
People who leave a drop of milk and the container
and put it back, so you think like it's yeah,
that's annoying.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I do that. Oh you do it's hat with chips.
It's a big thing in my house. I have this
weird thing where I don't want to finish it. I
feel like if I leave even the littlest bit, that
I'm doing someone else a favor. But I'm really not,
because you know, I'm leaving crumbs in the chip bag
or a little drop of milk or whatever.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Oh my god, I don't know. It's offer from the
same thing.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Do the same thing.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Michelle yells at me all the time, because like I'll like,
if I have a sandwich, I'll leave the last as
if now I'm not going to gain any weight.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Yes, the same thing with me. It's it's leaving for
the other person. But it's also if you go deeper
into my subconscious it's because I feel like if I
don't eat or drink at all, then I'm not going
to gain anything.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh are you really going to leave the last pretzel?
Like that's going to make a difference a single day?
She attacks me.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm the same way. Yeah,
I'm going to hell all right.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
People who play loud music in public without headphones.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Oh yeah, I don't see that often though.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
That's very similar to the talking on speakerphone to people.
There was a guy at a gym I once was
a member of where he would walk. He would work
out with his music blasting so off his phone so
he wouldn't wear headphones, so he'd be on the bench
next to me with songs playing out loud. Yeah, it's
a little weird.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Can I slide one in here? And I want to
there's a place in hell for anybody who hits either
my a car or boach, mostly the boat by the way,
and you know who you are earlier this week. Justle
you just take off and you don't say it, billy.
Just I have a huge scratch on the side of
my boat from some moron.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I have a huge scratch on the side of my
car from someone who hit my car and didn't leave
a note, so it was a hit and run. Yeah,
it's really bad. I have to say, like, that's number
one on my list, other than like obviously like not
treating people well, not treating animals well, like that were
not you know, that's.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
No I was going to go with the dog thing.
Anybody using dogs?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Right?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
You wait, so you both had hit and runs.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Oh yeah, twice in one way. I didn't know you
did twice in one week, both on the boat and
by the way, instantly you're paying the deductible.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, it's it's such a nightmare. Yeah, I just does.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Yeah, just drive away and at least that yours was
not at home, like I was parked. The cameras anywhere.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I could try and pull them from the street I
was on, but a video. It was definitely like a
commercial truck or something because it's like bright green paint,
so it wasn't like a car. It's just horrific. I'm so,
I'm so upset about it.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
That's at least five hundred out.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Of your pocket at least or more. If you have
like a one thousand.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Dollars, it's about five thousand billies I know. Yeah, oh yeah,
way more.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah, mine's mine's kind of silly, but you know this
happened recently. People who don't hold the door. Oh yeah,
it's like a basic human things true, you know, like
I'm walking into a place the other day and they
just the door just shuts right in my face, and
they look back and saw that I was there.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah. I always turn around to see if anybody else.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah, I do too. It's so rude if they don't
hold the door. This is the last one on the list.
People who don't flush the toilet.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Oh God, we have one in here.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Here is a special place in hell for that person.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Okay. I have an issue with this one. Okay because
especially here at the radio station, the bathroom you're talking
about is an automatic flusher. It doesn't always work, so.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
You're going to go down that road is not checking,
but it's.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Not always your fault. If you hear it flush, you
assume that it's wrong.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
You turn around and see if it all went down,
and if not, you're reflushing.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
But sometimes we're on a time sensitive show. This is
a live morning radio program, so and there's several of
those here, so I don't have really a lot of time.
It's quick in and out. So I'm not saying I'm guilty,
but I may have been.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
There's another one who should go to hell, and that's
the person who peeves all over the toilet and walks away.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
That's disgusting every day.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, yeah, that's a bad one. Yeah. They actually had
to create signs in the bathroom yea for people that said,
if you sprinkle when you tinkle, being sweetie, wipe the seat.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
It doesn't seem to be helping, right, maybe this person.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I'm not kidding, yeah person, Yeah, that's the I think
the engineering department. Yes, because people were complaining so much
about what was going on there.
Speaker 12 (32:56):
Yeah, and somebody says, can you please get respect as
possible and it's not really that urgent, and you know,
I'm gonna actually respond to you really quickly.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
But now that you said that, it kind.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Of irks me a little bit, so maybe I won't
get it back to that soon.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Oh see, there's a little attitude a little bit. And
that's okay. Okay, this is what we call eventing section.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
What's up in Boston?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
This is just BIB and we're back with Billy and
Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
On Kiss one o eight.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
All right, let's wrap this baby up. It's been a
fun show. Thank you so much for joining. We appreciate
it so much taking time out of your day to
spend time with us on the Billion Lisa Show on
Kiss one o eight. But we get out of here.
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shows tomorrow and Saturday night at Fenway. Before we go, though,
I want to go back to the segment from earlier
this hour. I love this so much, so many people
checking in on this. There's a special place in hell
(34:12):
for blank.
Speaker 9 (34:14):
Nothing makes me angrier than when people throw cigarette books
out the window, like I just.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Don't get it.
Speaker 9 (34:25):
And then especially in the summer, like let's just throw
fire out the window, roll the dice. See what happens.
Keep your own trash in your own car.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yeah, shout out to my mother in law.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Now I just flick them out the windows.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
That's my beautiful mother.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
And it really is a beautiful thing. When your witness that, You're.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Like, did that, You're like, wow, look at that, especially
when it bounces off your car. So when they flick
it out the window h your car and the sparks
flying out.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Look at that I want witnessed on Storo Drive. I
remember it like it was yesterday. It's a woman. There
used to be a really I'm not going to name names,
but there was a really popular restaurant in Boston. It
was a combination restaurant nightclub. And I knew the woman
owner of this place was riding on Store Drive right
in front of me. And I'm not making this up.
(35:20):
She threw an entire bag of trash out onto Store
Drive on the window. Well in motion.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Oh that's terrible.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
And I never mentioned it tour, and I should have.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
You should have either way, Well, you're not drop something
on your non confrontational Yeah, that's how it is exactly.
There is a special place in Hell for people who
leave their shopping carts in their parking spot.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Oh look, an open spot.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
No, yeah, I got.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
That's a big pet peeve too, if you don't walk
it back to the shopping cart parking station.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
There's a whole Instagram page about this called cot knocks.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
They just they just they wait the parking lot with
a video camera and they wait for someone not to
put the car back and then they confront them.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
You see it every time. It's awesome, somebody's doing it.
You see it every time.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah. The trick is you park near where the carts go. Yes,
that's the trick if you want to try to save time.
But he's right. You pull into to the basket right
market basket and you see a spot it's it's a
packed parking lot. Now there's a cart there.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, there's a special place in hell for the people
that ride the h V lane all the way.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Until they see the cops and then cut in front
of you as of traffic right there.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, the hro V lane creates a lot of aggravation
for people, you know what I mean. Absolutely, it's like, okay,
what are you doing in the ho V lane? You're
by yourself in a four door jeep? Right, But he's right,
that's what they do.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
They wait and they wait till they see the cops
and then they move over. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (36:57):
My first talk back, there is a special place in
hell for people who stand so close to you in line,
especially if they're sniffling or chewing or something wildly.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
You mean, like at the cashier that was.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
On the list people who stand too close to you
on the subway.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Oh yeah, well, if it's a pack that could kind
of understand. It's more when there's plenty of room, but
they're right up on you.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Yeah, especially at a line in a supermarket or something. Okay,
back off.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah, they get really close to you. And then if
they're like eating food or coughing or sneezing, that makes
it even worse.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
There's a special place in hell for people who take
their dogs out and do not clean up.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
After them after they go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Literally, I was walking my dog today and I'm like,
it's just gross.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Like, why why do we have to do this?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Pick up after your dog? It's so simple, get the bag,
pick it up, and throw it away.
Speaker 11 (37:53):
Makes the neighborhood look better there.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
It's just gross. She's right, that's a big one.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Yeah. Every so often when I'm walking the dogs, especially
on grassy areas, I'll notice, oh, there's a poop, and
there's a poop. I think these people, this is their neighborhood.
They just left it, you know, Yeah, you get up,
you got to pick it up.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
And also, like if you're not prepared and you don't
have a bag, go and get one, and then go
back and pick it up.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Always go back the next morning, remember where you left it,
or you know, if you find out where that person lives,
you pick it up and then you bring it back
to their house and you just put it on their
lawn or their front steps, or in a paper bag
that you then set on fire on the steps. You
ring their bell and you walk away. Yeah, or just
put it on the windshields of their car. Oh, that's
(38:38):
a good one, you know what I mean? How are
you doing now? Kind of a right?
Speaker 5 (38:42):
More?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Add to that, right? You put it kind of lower
on the windshields so they might not see it. Yeah,
So then then you know, they put the windshield wipers
on if it's raining.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Got you, guys, this is getting a little aggressive. This
is a little aggressive.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
This is where they blong. This is where they blind.
Speaker 6 (38:55):
Hell, there's a special place in help for people who
haunt at you is the light turns green?
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Like, dude, what the heck? You know what I do?
That's happened to me twice in the last two weeks.
You know what I do? As soon as the light
turns green, for lord, I leave you. Like, how you
doing now? Back there? Okay, I do the opposite.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Okay, now I'm going okay and you're way behind.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
No, so what good did that little haunt?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Especially when they lean on it and it's like a
half second the light turned green.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Relax, Yeah, I do the opposite. I don't move, so
they get they get angrier and angrier, and they keep honking.
Yeah that's what you gotta do. Yeah, this one's for you, Bill.
Speaker 12 (39:37):
I have to say that people who whistle hit songs
in stores are so annoying.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
If I wanted to hear your rendition of a Bruno
mar song, I would ask you for it.
So yesterday we had one of the craziest conversations ever.
I don't know how we landed on it. It was
all about the emergency row on board a plane. I
always book extra leg room, Lacy.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Right, so you're always in that row.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
And I'm always at the window, so I'm right at
the door. And the flight attendant makes a big deal
about me taking responsibility for the entire plane.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
And Bill says, yes, he he'll do it, but really
he would be the first one out the door, he means.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
And we had a great flight attendant called in earlier.
Now we've got a pilot, Romeo. You there, guys, listen
before we get to you, Romo, we've got the official
intro right here.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
He's unstable. Is taking you back to everybody? Romeo was
DJ here it gets for years we missed Romeo.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Love it, love it?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Hey, Romeo, are you still everybody's boyfriend?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
I think I've aged. I have Gray here now, and
you know my beard and stuff. I don't know if
that's now it just sounds creepy.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Well, I don't know. I don't know. If the salt
and pepper works for a lot of people, I bet
it's working for you. Dude.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Well, he's a pilot that I'm trying every day. The
hustle never stops.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I got to tell you, Romeo, every single time I
get on a plane, I think of you because I
still can't imagine that you sit in the cockpit.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Of a seven twenty seven or seven forty seven and
you're running the show.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Would would if you did see me?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Would you what would you do? Would you get right off?
Get off? Coming into the cockpit?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Brother, I want the cop pilot's see Oh I want
to be the navigation guy.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yeah, well they stop doing that in like nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Good one, Bill.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
All right, Romeo, you got to help us out with
this emergency door thing, okay, because one flight attendant called
yesterday is suggesting it's totally my responsibility if I'm at
the door, like I need to stand there once I
open the door and burn until everybody's off the plane.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
But she also said that the airline she works for
that she wouldn't tell us, serves the road free drinks.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Little irony there, right, Romeo, I mean drink up and
then save lives.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yes, you lick it up before you're gonna help yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Are you saying your airline doesn't do the free drinks rom.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
He that's a strategy. Yeah, I haven't heard that one before. Wow,
I like that.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Okay, Well, you want the person who's saving everybody's life
to be in a good mood and relaxed.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I mean they say, like with car accidents that like,
you know, this is terrible to say, but like you know,
passengers who are you know, if they're drunk or you
know a little bit, they actually survive, you know, more
than the people who are because theyre so loose, like
you know what I mean. It's just kind of like.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I don't drive unless I'm drunk. Okay, time, I'm kidding.
Uh so Romeo.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
So the flight attendant walks up right, it says, he asked,
everybody in the row, are you physically willing and able
to assist passengers in the case of an emergency?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
It's not possible. They're asking you to be a first responder.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I never got that far in the training. I don't
know what happened flying.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
He's in the cockpit. He doesn't out worry about this stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
No, but you know that's why they that's why they
give you a hard time of like, you know, keeping
your bags and stuff, you know, all the way under
so if God forbid it ever happened, you can actually
get out of the plane quickly. You know what drives
you know, it does drive me nuts. Still on that topic,
people who take you see the videos of like when
they have to evacuate, people take their bags and stuff,
and that's a big that's a big no. No. You
(03:51):
don't want to take your bad You want to get
off as quick as possible so people behind you can
get off.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, and people are like they're.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Going back, they're grabbing their bags or getting the laptops, like, nope,
just go lead everything.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, that's a big one.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
That's a hot topic right now.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Have you ever have you ever been in an emergency
situation on board?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
No knock on wood, no, no, nothing, nothing too crazy. Wow,
so some rowdy passengers, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Oh, have you had to come out of the cockpit
and address the passengers.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
There's no chance in the world I would come. I'm
not going to be on YouTube, no way, no chance.
Bill wouldn't either.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Let me be perfectly clear, if anything happens, I am
not even moving from I'm closing the door under I
do not want to show up on YouTube and social
media the next day.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Wow, so you don't frighten us? Where the passengers and all?
I mean, it's well, that's a little different.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Do you ever get hit on when you're walking through
the airport terminal, you know, rolling your suitcase with all
what's in that suitcase? By the way, you know, you
see the pilots all the time. I'm wondering, what the
hell are they carrying in that suitcase? Is it books?
What's in there?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Emergency like boxer shorts and socks in case I get
stranded somewhere?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Is about it?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Oh? So you don't have like charts and everything.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
And I'm always thinking, again nineteen seventy five or a GPS,
Now there's no charts.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay, So in a bind, and again you're a pilot
for a major airline. In a bind, Let's say hypothetically
you're traveling and it's a personal trip and you're sitting
in the emergency row. Yeah, are you ready willing and
capable of opening the door and assisting passengers in the
middle of a fire?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Very?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Very exactly.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
No, I don't think you wouldn't open the door. They
they'd open the door.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
What wait what, No, that was the whole thing. You
have to open the door. That's your job, now.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
It would I believe it would be more to like,
you know, help people out, move stuff out of the way.
But not no, no, I think the flight attendant would
actually wait a minute, go out of.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Their way to say, read the book, read the PANPHM.
But it tells you how to open the door.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
First of all, I'm getting out that door so fas
I don't even know if i'd take my family life.
That door swings open, Flames are shooting through the fuselage.
I'm gone.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
There goes Billy, got a TV show taping to get
to her.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
He's got a galla, the host, Romeo, that's a galla
waiting for me.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yeah, you paid big bucks for those those hosting those events.
I don't know that past too one.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
More time before I let you go. Rome And you
still DJ like weddings and parties on the side when
you're not piloting.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
No, I haven't done that in a bit.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Well, you had a whole company of DJs.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yeah, yeah, we had to be a big cruise going
out to MBARMENTSS and stuff. Now I haven't done that, honestly,
it feels like so long ago.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
No, Wow, I worked for Romeo. That's where I learned
how to DJ from rome Actually yeah, Justin, Yeah, Justin
came up with us.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah yeah, Wow.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
That'd be so cool if they hired you to DJ
a wedding and you showed up in the pilot suit
ready for takeoff. Bull on.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
That's a whole business model. I never thought of it
like that.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Hey, give a shout out. You still have the cafee
down the street Lives Juice, Yeah, Lives Juice Bar. There
you go, check it out. Romeo was always a pleasure.
We miss you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Thanks guys, great day, Thanks Romeo, than you now.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Incredible news every time for real or fake headlines, refreshing news.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
With the BISA on kids one way.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, the name of the game is rail or fake headlines.
It's where, well you have to guess the fake headline,
but you also learned something. He's a story is taken
rate from the news or taken rate from my brain. Okay,
the judge first headline reads I'll read it. Read it
as is. Man falls into vault toilet at a camp
site while trying to rescue sunglasses real or fake in
(08:09):
his camping season.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I could see this happening.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I can too.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah, he into what a vault?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
What a vault toilet?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
That's a vault toilet.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Question. I just read the headline as this.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Okay, all right, I'll say yes, yeah, I think he
fell into the vault toilet and he did well.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Absolutely, guy in California dropped his sunglasses into the campsite
vault toilet and he had to be rescued after he
fell in it.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Oh, that's disgusting, pretty gross.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
They advised that the subject had fallen into the chemical
storage tank. Law enforcement camp Edison staff fire personnel responded,
we were able to safely get him out decontaminate him.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
That's crappy.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That is the most disgusting thing.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Was this the septic tank? Is that what it was?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
It sounds like it was like a porta potty?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Do they call that a vault toilet?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
You don't want to be in the sept.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
This is the reason reason number one thousand and thirty
six why I don't want to go camping.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Oh no, I never want.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Oh every year, my wife, Oh, we don't get the camper. No, no, no, no, no,
we go to a beach.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah. You don't want to sit around the circle at night,
people you have never met in your whole life.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
It's for the kids.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, it's a night.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, the kids can enjoy the hot tub in the
pool and the sandy beaches.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, on an island, because then you have the mosquitoes.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You know, when you're in the camp, the mosquitoes the
size of volkswagens.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
You know, they can just carry you away. You're scratching.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, you need to dose yourself in bugspread, and then.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You're all up smell like bugspreads.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Then you're going to swim in the lake with the bloodsuckers.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, and then God forbid, and then God forbid you spend.
You can find some time for you with your significant other.
Right and you get close a little intimate moment, and
all you could smell is the bug spray.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, bug spray everywhere. Now the kids wake up, just
when it showed time.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Oh yeah, it just loobed up. Nothing happens anyway, Happy camping, everybody.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I could go on and on about the camping.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
We argue every year.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I went once in my life, once decades ago.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Right, I wasn't there two hours A giant tree fell
on the windshield.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
And I had to have the car toad and I
had to get a ride home. I didn't see one
campfire immedia, so almost like the tree was waiting for me,
smashed the entire windtree.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Was anybody hurt? No, we weren't in the car at
the two had just fell in the empty car, middle
of the night.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Giant crash.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
There's nothing.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
I mean, stores are really good, but like that's it
my backyard.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Anywhere you can in your kitchen anyway.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, I can build a fire in my back here.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Okay. We got to move up.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Next headline here, National park planning to pour pop rocks
into a geyser to draw attention to the national wonders.
Is that a real or a fake headline? We were
just talking about National Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Would say no because I don't think that that would
be a good thing to pour pop rocks.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, are you familiar with pop rocks? Bill?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Isn't that like the little from the eighties?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Well you put it in your mouth and the kind
of like fizz.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
He made this up.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, I remember pop rocks being Okay, thing going fake, fake,
going fake. Yeah. Yeah, there's no way they would allow
that way.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I have to have pop rocks on your mind. I
love pop rocks.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, they're a thing.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
They're fantastic.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And the candy necklaces that you eat.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah, he's not a candy guy. I am.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I am too, Look.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
At me all right. Next headline here, real or fake?
That is the question. The headline reads, tarps off Baseball
games are getting wild with groups of shirtless, screaming fans.
Real or fake?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I think real on this.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I think real too, Yeah, feeling real on this?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Definitely real?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Well.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Tarps off. Yeah, the tops off trend is going viral.
Fans are ripping their shirts off and swinging them, swinging
them around during games. It started at a Cardinals game.
There's the inventors of the tarps off trend, Bryce and
Caleb famous for nothing.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I'm just happy to be part of something that everyone
here in Jordan. The team enjoyed it, the dance enjoyed it.
Throughout the game.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
He started like doing the way as and I looked
at my buddy Bank back there.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
I was like, let's go up to the intersection of
wave my shirts off, and this guy was just like whatever,
he just ripped his shirt off and start throwing it
around and from there on, like after that hour, like
it's just the most surreal thing I've ever seen. You
ever notice that the tops off people really should be
the people keeping the tops on?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yes, very much so.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
What's wrong with you. I don't know either. No, you're
talking about like a like a heavy set people.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, it's just sort of like.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Right, Okay, I'm gonna pay attention now to see if
I see any people taking the shirts off or what. Okay,
I get it, I get you know what.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
No, there's no don't agree with it. There's something wrong
with me?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh with you? Yeah, well we know that.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
We know that.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It won't even go to a national park.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Billy's so funny.
Speaker 9 (13:39):
You worry them with bears, but you go to Africa
on safari.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
It's a different animal, you know, hippopotamus. Yeah, believe it
or not.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I feel safer around a hippo than I do a bear,
a grizzly.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
What would you rather get eaten by a bear, a hippo,
or a lion.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Well, the hippo, it'll be very blunt, like you'll be
knocked out immediately. But with the lion and the other
one a bear, they tear. Tearing, Yeah, there is a
tearing involved.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
Never, it's and they take the ripped body and then they.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Come back for more.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah. Well their paws are so big. It's one swipe. Yeah,
in your face tear is a whole of your body off. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, so I hacked my bear.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Simply lie still on the ground and cover your face
and head with your hands when the bear is finished
batting you around in mall and contact the U. S.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Forest Service. Are you going to contact? You have no.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Or hand?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, everything's gone, everything, including your brain, like.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Nothing's working. It is a relentless attack. They just can't
get enough of you.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Just swam and then there's a dragging like in the
end that.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
They want to keep you. Yeah, you belong to them
at one point. Yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Have to move on.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
You have to stop.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Growing there.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Oh my god, I can't explain it.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I know, I know. I'm actually I'm actually with you
on that. Yeah, I'm actually I do agree with you.
I'm not all right. Final headline here rail or fake.
A Crumble employee has gotten in trouble for telling customers
that one hundred and forty eight grams of sugar is
a lot.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I could see this.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
What's Crumble.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It's Crumble cookies.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Rumble cookies.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Oh, I love them.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Oh They're fantastic.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
A lot of sugar, enough cookie for it.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
There's a lot of sugar. Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Could you read the headline one more time? There, buddy.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
A Crumble employee has gotten in trouble for telling customers
that one hundred and forty eight grams of sugar is
a lot. Real or fake.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I'm gonna say real.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Real, Lisa Reel, Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy got in
big trouble. He was an employee at Crumble because he
was telling customers, well, yeah, you know what, one hundred
and forty eight grams of sugar and their new dirty
sodas probably not the best for your health.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Everyone, I'm a Crumble employee, and we've started to have
customers come in every day or multiple times a day
for these new dirty sodas that have one hundred and
forty eight grams of sugar in them. One time I
said to one of the customers, like, there's one hundred
and forty eight grams of sugar, and then I got
in trouble because I'm not really supposed to.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Point that out.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
And then they were like, you know, normally I drink
ten cans of coke a day, so it's not the
same thing.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
And I said, well yeah, And.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
I said, so you're replacing your coke with the dory
sodas And they're like, no, I just drink the ten
cans of coke and then I also get the dry soda.
Oh and they also usually get a box of six
cookies to go with their drink.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Here's the thing, Crumble is the pop off.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Crumble is fantastic, but you're not going there for a
healthy snack.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
No, you know, go there for a treat, you know, yeah,
like a celebration. You're heading to someone's house. And it's
great to ring a box.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
A box that.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Keep it to himself. Just serve got a turn, yeah
a little bit. Ye, you're supposed to be promoting the product.
It takes fantastic. Did they fire him he's in trouble.
It doesn't say if they fired him, but he definitely
got in trouble. Probably written up. You know what I mean,
what's you gonna say next? Down?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Shut it and we're back with a Billy and Lisa
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
So if you are single, if you are looking for love,
if you are in the dating world, you're in luck.
By the way, good morning and every buddy, welcome to
the Billy and Lisa Show. Justin Billy Lisa, and yeah,
how about this stoop Dating.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Welcome to stoop Dating in Boston, where we see if
you can find love on the soup.
Speaker 11 (18:10):
Today, we're back.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
In the hot seat with Ryan to see who he
chose as his stute match.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
Who do you think it is?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Okay, and we have jewels and studio. The founder of
stoop Dating, Hi.
Speaker 11 (18:21):
Thank you having me. I'm doing great.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
I should mention this thing is exploding so much.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So this is your full time gig now, right, you
quit whatever you were doing and now this is your gig.
Speaker 8 (18:33):
Yes, this is my full time job now, although it
doesn't feel like work at all.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Okay, So explain what stoop dating is to everyone listening.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
So basically, stoop Dating is a dating show in different
cities where I set you up with a partner to
see if you guys are compatible on a first date
on different stoops in different cities based on applications, Boston
being one of the cities, Boston being the main city
one of them.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
You live here, yes, okay, so you do, Philly, do Nashville,
but we're talking Boston.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
So literally, people will sit on a stoop. You sit
in the center, guy and a girl and you've somehow
pulled them together from an application process, and then you
ask them a series of questions.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yes, that's the gist. It's simple, it's easy, it's it's
you know, I think people maybe you're tired of some
of the dating apps, right, so me, is that one
of the reasons why you started this.
Speaker 8 (19:25):
One of the many reasons why I started. I hate
the dating apps. I'm a very face to face person.
I hate how dating apps you can just write someone
off based on appearance and just how it's never ending.
It's like, if this person rejects me, well I can
just scroll and find someone new.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
I think that is just so inauthentic and I hate that.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
And I also love the idea of being in a
neighborhood setting and just connecting with people. It just reminds
me of home and childhood.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Growing up.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
We keep hearing stories about how incredibly tough it up
it is out there for dating.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Do you feel that. Are you seeing that a lot?
Speaker 8 (19:57):
And why We've had every on the show say that
every single person has a negative outlook on dating, And
obviously that's something.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
I want to change.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
I'm a positive person, and I think dating nowadays has
become harder one because of.
Speaker 11 (20:13):
The dating apps, just that everyone has become so disposable.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
When people are not disposable, you can just scroll and
find someone new.
Speaker 11 (20:20):
I obviously hate that.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
And I also think because everyone's behind their phones, a
lot of men and women are afraid to approach each
other now.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
It's like you'll see.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Someone at a bar and then see them on a
dating app later and they'll be like, I think I
saw you at the bar the other night.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
It's like, why don't you just come up to me then?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
But so you took like what you said was you
would sit on the stoop with your friends and chat
people up as they were walking by, And then that's
what you gave you the idea of, well, let's turn
this into people meeting other people.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
So I would sit on different stoops in southis and
just from sitting outside we met so many people just
walking by, coming back from the bars or just during
the day we would.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Eat our lunch out there and it.
Speaker 11 (21:02):
Was just something.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
I saw it and I felt like I haven't experienced
that type of connection with people in a while, and
I was like, I want to do something with this.
I think people need this, and everyone hates the dating app.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
So how do people get on the stoop So.
Speaker 11 (21:16):
We have an application link in our bio. It's a
pretty happy application.
Speaker 8 (21:19):
It's also really fun because we can see how long
it takes people to apply to it.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
So and you go to stoop dot dating on Instagram. Yeah,
and the link is right on the lid on your paper.
Speaker 11 (21:30):
Right in our by guy on your bud.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
We have questions like, how do you describe yourself in
a relationship, what are some qualities you're looking for in
a partner, what are your interests in hobbies, what's your sexuality?
Speaker 11 (21:40):
How old are you? Trying to think of?
Speaker 8 (21:43):
What else is on there? But it's pretty a pretty
detailed application. We really care about setting people up. I
always tell people I don't do this to get views.
I could easily talk about hot topics that I don't
think should be on the internet just to get views
or have certain people on it skip views.
Speaker 11 (22:00):
I really want to set people up. I love love.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
I love the authenticity of real conversations and the awkward
pauses and the awkward moments.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
So and so you've been doing this for a little
bit over a year. Have you had any like major
success stories. Yes.
Speaker 8 (22:15):
I actually got a text last night that we have
a couple that met at one of my events and
they're dating now. We also have some stup couples, but
literally I got a text.
Speaker 11 (22:23):
Last night where he was like, I asked her to
be my girlfriend tonight.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
It was a commit Yes, it was a commit.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Wow, in twenty twenty six, people actually commit. I promise
you it exists.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah, you're going to have to do a stoop dating wedding.
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Well, if you're out there now, you want to send
us a talk back. You have questions for advice and
everything on dating. What are some of the worst nightmares
you've run into absolute don't does.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
For people meaning on the stup or just dating on
the stupor in general. I think one of the biggest
don't do stoop moments we've had is I've had guys
cancel on me the day of and then they'll DM
me after they see the girl and they'll say I
should have gone on.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
She's great, like, yes, that's the whole point.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
I'm trying to say.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Wow, I've had that happen like three times where a
guy canceled and then he sees the girl after the
fact and he's like, dang, I should have been on.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
So before they get to the stoop, they haven't even
seen each other. Yes, it's all right.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
So what are the kinds of questions that you ask
them on the stupe Oh?
Speaker 11 (23:22):
Okay, I have.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Two of my favorite questions are on the show are
what's a.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
Red flag you secretly like?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
And another one is what something your younger self would
be proud of you for today? Those are two of
my favorite, like conversation starters topics. But I have a
ton I have, like what's your most toxic trade? Why
do you think you're currently single? What are some qualities
you're looking for in a partner? Things like that, what's
your biggest pet peeve? Interest in hobbies?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
This sounds like a great way to get into dating.
I mean, to make it happen, to get out there because,
like you said, people are afraid now because of all
the negativity and the disposal I think what word.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
You used, right, you move on to the next shiny object. Exactly,
they do.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
So how can people do?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Like you said, you have ten thousand applications right now.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Currently it's rough out here, and people are to go
on a date.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
That's how you know it's bad.
Speaker 11 (24:20):
People are signing up to go.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
On a step.
Speaker 11 (24:22):
I actually think, I actually.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Exactly, I actually think this is like a brilliant concept
and more people want to do this and you are
literally giving them the stoop.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Yeah, soup fine, love on the step?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Yeah wow, good things have always happened on the stoop.
I had my first kiss on.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
A stupid that's a connection. And so I want to
say that we are thinking about doing an event with
Jules and a few other partners, maybe Jared Freed with
his dating book for Alisa's book club event outdoors either
at the tall Ship or in the Seaport this August.
And it's going to be huge and I can't wait
(25:04):
for Jewels to be a part of it.
Speaker 11 (25:05):
And jewels, Oh, I'm in I love the events.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
I also have an event this Thursday at Loretta's Live
Dating Show.
Speaker 11 (25:12):
It's our first show ever.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
So that's street right. Yes, we'll tell people what they
need to know.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
Go to the link in our bio.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Tickets are there as well as well as the application.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Today, you're going to set people up live at Loretta
Live dates on stage and.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
You're probably expecting you'll pack the house, right.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
That's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
You got ten thousand people in quebe I'll just say it.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Show up at show up at the event.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yes, all right? And what day is it again?
Speaker 8 (25:37):
This Thursday, June eighteenth at Loretta's. What time seven to close?
It's going to be a crazy night.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
We have stoop shots.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Oh oh, you mean if they sit down they get
a shot. Yeah. Nice country It up.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
From the Planet Fitness Kiss one to wait Studios. We're
back with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
A new segment on the Billy and Lisa Show that
we are trying out. Let's see how this one goes.
By the way, welcome back to the show. Justin's head,
Billy Lisa. This one is called There's a Special Place
in Hell for Blank Lisa. Get it's going.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
People who double park in a crowded parking lot.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Okay, hold on, let me think about that.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yes, they drive me crazy, drive me crazy. People who
talk on speakerphone in public.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yeah, that actually happened the other day to me. There
was somebody right next to me on speakerphone, full conversation.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I heard it all and that they're usually in stores
walking around and you're like, why are you doing?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Also, if you're out walking, like somebody walks by you
and they're having a full conversation and the other person
is on speakerphone, I'm like, you're out walking, shouldn't you
be relaxing?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
You know, they could be working or talking to you know, somebody,
a friend or whatever, which is fine. What about if
they have a Bluetooth and they got our AirPods and
they're talking you can't hear the other person but they can't, right,
does that bother you?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
And that means they're talking even louder now right?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Okay. Another one is people who spoil movies for everyone.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
It's billy or TV shows it's billy.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Oh, I don't do it on purpose, so you do
it sometimes?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
What is his what is the phrase he uses? Lisa? Oh,
I know, don't get to attached.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Yeah, that's what he says.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, I wouldn't get to attached. People who reply all
to group emails or group text messages, so it just
keeps like dinging, dinging, dinging.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
And that that applies to group text messages as well. Yes,
it's the same kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yes, And I'm going to say the people who without
telling me put me in a group chat, yeah, you know,
like it's the same I don't want to be in
this group. Yeah, Like all of a sudden, I have
to answer questions.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
The best is it happens at work. Sometimes the radio station.
They'll send out a group email to the entire company
cluster hair radio. Yeah, and they'll say reply back, but
just reply back to me to the person saying it,
and they don't listen. They hit reply all.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Yeah, because that happens to me if I get a
group chat and all of a sudden, the next time
I need to talk to one of those people that
was in that group, I directly go to them and
I'm talking about them to them.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
It's it's a dangerous circle.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
You just don't hit reply all. Yeah, No one wants
to hear it.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Do you want to hear another one?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
All right. This applies to like if you're living with someone.
People who leave a drop of milk and the container
and put it back, so you think like it's yeah,
that's annoying.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I do that. Oh you do it's hat with chips.
It's a big thing in my house. I have this
weird thing where I don't want to finish it. I
feel like if I leave even the littlest bit, that
I'm doing someone else a favor. But I'm really not,
because you know, I'm leaving crumbs in the chip bag
or a little drop of milk or whatever.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Oh my god, I don't know. It's offer from the
same thing.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Do the same thing.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Michelle yells at me all the time, because like I'll like,
if I have a sandwich, I'll leave the last as
if now I'm not going to gain any weight.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Yes, the same thing with me. It's it's leaving for
the other person. But it's also if you go deeper
into my subconscious it's because I feel like if I
don't eat or drink at all, then I'm not going
to gain anything.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh are you really going to leave the last pretzel?
Like that's going to make a difference a single day?
She attacks me.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm the same way. Yeah,
I'm going to hell all right.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
People who play loud music in public without headphones.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Oh yeah, I don't see that often though.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
That's very similar to the talking on speakerphone to people.
There was a guy at a gym I once was
a member of where he would walk. He would work
out with his music blasting so off his phone so
he wouldn't wear headphones, so he'd be on the bench
next to me with songs playing out loud. Yeah, it's
a little weird.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Can I slide one in here? And I want to
there's a place in hell for anybody who hits either
my a car or boach, mostly the boat by the way,
and you know who you are earlier this week. Justle
you just take off and you don't say it, billy.
Just I have a huge scratch on the side of
my boat from some moron.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I have a huge scratch on the side of my
car from someone who hit my car and didn't leave
a note, so it was a hit and run. Yeah,
it's really bad. I have to say, like, that's number
one on my list, other than like obviously like not
treating people well, not treating animals well, like that were
not you know, that's.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
No I was going to go with the dog thing.
Anybody using dogs?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Right?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
You wait, so you both had hit and runs.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Oh yeah, twice in one way. I didn't know you
did twice in one week, both on the boat and
by the way, instantly you're paying the deductible.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, it's it's such a nightmare. Yeah, I just does.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Yeah, just drive away and at least that yours was
not at home, like I was parked. The cameras anywhere.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I could try and pull them from the street I
was on, but a video. It was definitely like a
commercial truck or something because it's like bright green paint,
so it wasn't like a car. It's just horrific. I'm so,
I'm so upset about it.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
That's at least five hundred out.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Of your pocket at least or more. If you have
like a one thousand.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Dollars, it's about five thousand billies I know. Yeah, oh yeah,
way more.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah, mine's mine's kind of silly, but you know this
happened recently. People who don't hold the door. Oh yeah,
it's like a basic human things true, you know, like
I'm walking into a place the other day and they
just the door just shuts right in my face, and
they look back and saw that I was there.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah. I always turn around to see if anybody else.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah, I do too. It's so rude if they don't
hold the door. This is the last one on the list.
People who don't flush the toilet.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Oh God, we have one in here.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Here is a special place in hell for that person.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Okay. I have an issue with this one. Okay because
especially here at the radio station, the bathroom you're talking
about is an automatic flusher. It doesn't always work, so.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
You're going to go down that road is not checking,
but it's.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Not always your fault. If you hear it flush, you
assume that it's wrong.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
You turn around and see if it all went down,
and if not, you're reflushing.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
But sometimes we're on a time sensitive show. This is
a live morning radio program, so and there's several of
those here, so I don't have really a lot of time.
It's quick in and out. So I'm not saying I'm guilty,
but I may have been.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
There's another one who should go to hell, and that's
the person who peeves all over the toilet and walks away.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
That's disgusting every day.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, yeah, that's a bad one. Yeah. They actually had
to create signs in the bathroom yea for people that said,
if you sprinkle when you tinkle, being sweetie, wipe the seat.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
It doesn't seem to be helping, right, maybe this person.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I'm not kidding, yeah person, Yeah, that's the I think
the engineering department. Yes, because people were complaining so much
about what was going on there.
Speaker 12 (32:56):
Yeah, and somebody says, can you please get respect as
possible and it's not really that urgent, and you know,
I'm gonna actually respond to you really quickly.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
But now that you said that, it kind.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Of irks me a little bit, so maybe I won't
get it back to that soon.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Oh see, there's a little attitude a little bit. And
that's okay. Okay, this is what we call eventing section.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
What's up in Boston?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
This is just BIB and we're back with Billy and
Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
On Kiss one o eight.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
All right, let's wrap this baby up. It's been a
fun show. Thank you so much for joining. We appreciate
it so much taking time out of your day to
spend time with us on the Billion Lisa Show on
Kiss one o eight. But we get out of here.
I want to remind you the Noah contest is going on.
Keep kiss one to wait on the iHeart app, keep streaming.
You can enter as many times as you like, and
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(33:51):
You want to leave a talk back, press that red
microphone button and now tell us why you should be
at the show. We have last minute tickets and we
are giving them out. Noah con fin I know two
shows tomorrow and Saturday night at Fenway. Before we go, though,
I want to go back to the segment from earlier
this hour. I love this so much, so many people
checking in on this. There's a special place in hell
(34:12):
for blank.
Speaker 9 (34:14):
Nothing makes me angrier than when people throw cigarette books
out the window, like I just.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Don't get it.
Speaker 9 (34:25):
And then especially in the summer, like let's just throw
fire out the window, roll the dice. See what happens.
Keep your own trash in your own car.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yeah, shout out to my mother in law.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Now I just flick them out the windows.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
That's my beautiful mother.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
And it really is a beautiful thing. When your witness that, You're.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Like, did that, You're like, wow, look at that, especially
when it bounces off your car. So when they flick
it out the window h your car and the sparks
flying out.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Look at that I want witnessed on Storo Drive. I
remember it like it was yesterday. It's a woman. There
used to be a really I'm not going to name names,
but there was a really popular restaurant in Boston. It
was a combination restaurant nightclub. And I knew the woman
owner of this place was riding on Store Drive right
in front of me. And I'm not making this up.
(35:20):
She threw an entire bag of trash out onto Store
Drive on the window. Well in motion.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Oh that's terrible.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
And I never mentioned it tour, and I should have.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
You should have either way, Well, you're not drop something
on your non confrontational Yeah, that's how it is exactly.
There is a special place in Hell for people who
leave their shopping carts in their parking spot.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Oh look, an open spot.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
No, yeah, I got.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
That's a big pet peeve too, if you don't walk
it back to the shopping cart parking station.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
There's a whole Instagram page about this called cot knocks.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
They just they just they wait the parking lot with
a video camera and they wait for someone not to
put the car back and then they confront them.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
You see it every time. It's awesome, somebody's doing it.
You see it every time.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah. The trick is you park near where the carts go. Yes,
that's the trick if you want to try to save time.
But he's right. You pull into to the basket right
market basket and you see a spot it's it's a
packed parking lot. Now there's a cart there.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, there's a special place in hell for the people
that ride the h V lane all the way.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Until they see the cops and then cut in front
of you as of traffic right there.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, the hro V lane creates a lot of aggravation
for people, you know what I mean. Absolutely, it's like, okay,
what are you doing in the ho V lane? You're
by yourself in a four door jeep? Right, But he's right,
that's what they do.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
They wait and they wait till they see the cops
and then they move over. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (36:57):
My first talk back, there is a special place in
hell for people who stand so close to you in line,
especially if they're sniffling or chewing or something wildly.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
You mean, like at the cashier that was.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
On the list people who stand too close to you
on the subway.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Oh yeah, well, if it's a pack that could kind
of understand. It's more when there's plenty of room, but
they're right up on you.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Yeah, especially at a line in a supermarket or something. Okay,
back off.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah, they get really close to you. And then if
they're like eating food or coughing or sneezing, that makes
it even worse.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
There's a special place in hell for people who take
their dogs out and do not clean up.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
After them after they go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Literally, I was walking my dog today and I'm like,
it's just gross.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Like, why why do we have to do this?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Pick up after your dog? It's so simple, get the bag,
pick it up, and throw it away.
Speaker 11 (37:53):
Makes the neighborhood look better there.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
It's just gross. She's right, that's a big one.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Yeah. Every so often when I'm walking the dogs, especially
on grassy areas, I'll notice, oh, there's a poop, and
there's a poop. I think these people, this is their neighborhood.
They just left it, you know, Yeah, you get up,
you got to pick it up.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
And also, like if you're not prepared and you don't
have a bag, go and get one, and then go
back and pick it up.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Always go back the next morning, remember where you left it,
or you know, if you find out where that person lives,
you pick it up and then you bring it back
to their house and you just put it on their
lawn or their front steps, or in a paper bag
that you then set on fire on the steps. You
ring their bell and you walk away. Yeah, or just
put it on the windshields of their car. Oh, that's
(38:38):
a good one, you know what I mean? How are
you doing now? Kind of a right?
Speaker 5 (38:42):
More?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Add to that, right? You put it kind of lower
on the windshields so they might not see it. Yeah,
So then then you know, they put the windshield wipers
on if it's raining.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Got you, guys, this is getting a little aggressive. This
is a little aggressive.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
This is where they blong. This is where they blind.
Speaker 6 (38:55):
Hell, there's a special place in help for people who
haunt at you is the light turns green?
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Like, dude, what the heck? You know what I do?
That's happened to me twice in the last two weeks.
You know what I do? As soon as the light
turns green, for lord, I leave you. Like, how you
doing now? Back there? Okay, I do the opposite.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Okay, now I'm going okay and you're way behind.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
No, so what good did that little haunt?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Especially when they lean on it and it's like a
half second the light turned green.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Relax, Yeah, I do the opposite. I don't move, so
they get they get angrier and angrier, and they keep honking.
Yeah that's what you gotta do. Yeah, this one's for you, Bill.
Speaker 12 (39:37):
I have to say that people who whistle hit songs
in stores are so annoying.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
If I wanted to hear your rendition of a Bruno
mar song, I would ask you for it.
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