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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I really like Olivia Rodrigo. It's quite the leading.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Really like her. I think i'd like to be her grandfather.
I'm just saying, we have a game, guy.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Time, and for once, I'm not leading the game.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Okay, So me and Bill did something off air a
little bit ago. We decided, because Billy's the melody man,
we're gonna kind of take him out.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Of the game. But the way.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, but he's setting the.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Game up, if that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
So I have a bunch of songs here that I
said to Bill, can you sing this? And without having
him look at the lyrics, hear it or anything off
the cuff, he had to do it.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
So I have these clips.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It's more of a hum guessing the hunt and I
have to team up.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yep, you're gonna work together to see if you guys
can guess these songs Billy is.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Are these current songs.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Some of them are throwback, some of them are current
stuff that everybody should know.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I think we should, maybe Bill, everybody should play along.
We should do okay least, but this is gonna be tough. Billy.
You can never count on Bill.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
He's off the pitch, that's even possible.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm curious to know if Billy's gonna even know what
he was doing here, No chance. All right, let's start
it off, so justin we so you guys are gonna
work together.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Here's the first clip by Uh, oh my god, it's
five seconds of Summer.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh my god, you knew that.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
I know now?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I love that?
Speaker 8 (01:51):
Again?
Speaker 9 (01:51):
Please usty good that great?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Good? Jobs is the game, queen, I'm not used to it.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Let's go alright, this is the second one.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Close my eyes, dad, But oh I know this one, okay,
th Lisa, I think, don't stop believing journey, Yes, yes, yay,
come on, all right, all right, this is going good.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Actually, and actually, Billy, you're not that not that well.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
This is only the beginning. I get the melodies down,
you know what I'm saying, the melody. Let's do another?
But no, but no, but I know the song. I
can't think of that. What do you think?
Speaker 9 (02:58):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Like?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I don't know, I know, I know, I know what
it is.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's familiar, spot on is what it is? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
What did you say?
Speaker 10 (03:06):
Is it?
Speaker 9 (03:06):
Harry?
Speaker 8 (03:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, I know what's the song?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Come on, lady? Is it? Is it? Firework? I can
hear I can hear it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It took Lisa doing it for you to.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
All right, okay for three, we're here, we're here crushing this.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
All right?
Speaker 11 (03:37):
No, yadada, I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Waiting, that's it.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't really know.
Speaker 11 (03:48):
No, yadada, what are you significantly harder?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I know this.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
What like I don't know this one.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Bill has no idea. I'm gonna say I have no idea. No, no,
I got it. You're not part of the game. What
are you doing?
Speaker 12 (04:11):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
The fact that Bill can identify it's so short.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I'll play it one more time. Come on, mhm. At
least I don't know. I know, I know, I will
I'm lost on shake it off?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, A little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
More, Yeah, a little bit more. That was all he gave.
It was pretty good. Yeah, I didn't even know what
it was.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It took the third time for Bill to be like,
oh I remember, yeah, A fourth all.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Right, go ahead?
Speaker 13 (04:51):
No no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Okay, right there a play it again?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
No no, no, no, no, okay, I have a guess.
You have a guest, Lise, I have guess. Okay, my
guess is bad romance Lady Gaga.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
No, you have a guest.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Let's hear one more time?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
More time?
Speaker 13 (05:27):
No no, no, okay, I know, no no no, no,
no no no no no.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I know the song.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I know. I can hear it. Yeah, man, but it's
like it's billied. The song is Billied. He's ruining the song.
I give up, you give up?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Uh yeah, because we have to move this a long.
Oh my god, going on in my brain.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I was actually not that bad.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Okay, yeah, let's do one more because you guys.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Are doing really well.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Actually no, no, no, no, what was that?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Come on? Possibly missed this one?
Speaker 12 (06:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
No no, no, hold on, stop it, yeah, hands up
playing my song?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Yeah, Miley, you were good.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You actually pretty good.
Speaker 14 (06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I don't want to take this on the road. Big
Night Live, Yeah, tomorrow night opening athletes. Oh my god,
oh my god, put them right on stage. That was
really good. All right. So we typically do railer fake
headlines right around this time, but this game ran late,
so we're gonna that to nine to ten this morning.
Rail our fake headlines because in three minutes, I'm gonna
(07:06):
throw a no Coon song in Noah. Contest is going
on right now. When you hear Noah Khan, you want
to leave a talkback, so make sure you're listening on
the iHeart app. So I'll tell you what little head's
up right now and exclusive Noah kan in three minutes.
Good luck.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Now the entertainment updates with the Billy Contest on Kiss Away.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I gotta tell you the talkbacks for the Noah contest
are just ridiculous and they are pouring in. Anytime you
hear a Noah Coon song on kiss Yes, send us
a talk back and have it have some meaning like
this one right here.
Speaker 14 (07:39):
Hi, this is Kay, and I would love to go
see Noa kon infinway. I just quote my job moving
back to the US, I have no plans except that
I'm gonna live in Maine and live my best life.
And I love no confidence to say something isn't working
for him and go and try something new, even if
it's the path that he's been on for a long
time or it was the plan. And so I'm excited
(08:01):
to try something new and live in Maine, and I'd
love to go see no in funway and celebrate my
new start.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
We're getting some really passionate ones moving back with no plan?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, what better way to start Fenway Park and Noah
Khan and welcome back every speakings. By the way, just
announce this morning, Ariana Grande is making changes to her
shows in Boston scheduled later this month. As of this morning,
(08:34):
her Wednesday show July twenty second, move now so the
next night, July twenty third. Her Friday showed July twenty fourth,
move now to July twenty sixth. They're saying it's production issues.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
And they're giving themselves an extra day for each one.
So if you got your tickets and you can go
to the show. But I think that this is good
for all of us who don't have tickets.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
We now have a shot. We do a slim shot.
Maybe what I'm saying is there's a chance. There is
a chance because some people aren't going to be able
to make those shows.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
There's new dates. Maybe they have vacations, they're.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Leaving town, and they'll sell their tickets.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I mean, it's better than canceling the shows. But it
is tough. I mean, the show is coming, shows are
coming up soon. If you had plans, Tells.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Do you think it's really production problem?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Who knows?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
I have to believe her. Yes, I don't know what
else it could be.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Okay, it may not be coming from her. Okay, I'm
just saying it.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Could be a scheduling thing. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You know, it's definitely happening tomorrow night, Lisa's book Club,
Big Night Live, Dave Portnoy, This is huge.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
The book is out today.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
It is, it launches today. He'll be with me tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Is he going to be in a boot? Do we know?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
He broke his foot. He's playing hurt. I'm playing so hurt.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Yeah, he seems to be okay, though he kind of rallied.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
How did you manage to time it so perfectly? Like?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
The book is out today, The book club event is
tomorrow night.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah, he's in New York.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
He's doing all the interviews today basically, and then he's
coming to Boston because he founded Barstool in Boston. Oh yeah,
it makes perfect sense. We're the big radio station. It
just is like it's it's phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
It just happened with a DM too.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
So I was sitting I was sitting at my son's
golf tournament last October when he had announced it. We
had talked about it on the show The book coming out,
and I didn't really know anyone that knew him, so
I was just sitting there and I was just like,
you know, I'm just going to DM him, and I did,
and like within forty five minutes he DM me back
and he was like, here's all my information, here's who
you have to contact.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
And I was like, great, wants to be part of
the big shoot. Amazing.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Okay, he has so many friends coming from like high school,
like because he grew up in Swampston, and yeah, it's
hopefully his family will come with his parents, yeah, because
remember when he called in, he said his mom will
definitely be there.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
So is he bringing the dog Miss Peaches?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
No, Okay, I know his girlfriend's coming wow.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And his girlfriend's coming yep.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
And I'm still waiting for the rest of the people
on the list.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
And you've got rich and Rosie from the Yes Housewives
of Rhode Island djying the free party.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
So there's like an hour so doors up at a
five point thirty if you're coming, and then you grab
your book that's already signed by Dave and then there's
like a little cocktail reception, So Rosie and Rich will
be there, you know, basically djaying and like meeting people
having fun.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
And did Dave really say yesterday that he's thinking about
public office?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Well, he ran.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
He tried to run for mayor of Boston, like no
one knows this, it's in the book, but he tried
to collect enough signatures and that kind of went sideways.
But yeah, so that's one of the questions I was
going to ask him, like, is there is this in
your future?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well, maybe he'll answer.
Speaker 15 (11:43):
It right now, depending on what day you catch on
me in Nantucket. When I roll out of bed, I
have an isotion view and it's like, why do I
want to ruin my life and get involved in this mess?
Because I know what comes with it. But sometimes I
do feel like it's my duty.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I can't. I can't turn away. I feel like I
could make a change.
Speaker 15 (12:01):
Maybe I do run in politics, So I don't know,
It depends on the day you catch me.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Yeah, it would be hard to give up that forty
two million dollars I few on Nantucket for the campaign trail,
because that's a whole other that's a whole other set
of problems.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You know what he'd shine though his debates.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
He would I honestly, I think he would be a
good candidate.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Right, Oh, the debates would be five.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Like to see Dave Port knowing man on man against
Stephen A. Smith and a debate.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh yeah, if they both decided to run. I hate
that scumbag behavior.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Okay, all right, tomorrow is going to be so fun,
and I will caution everybody it's going to be very
hot tomorrow. So if you're planning on coming a big
night live, maybe one of those little hand fans.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, just think when you're standing in line waiting to
get in and it's so hot in your sweating, just
don't look at Billy as he walks right by you.
Just just look straight. What do you want me to do?
Get in line?
Speaker 8 (12:57):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I just walk right in bell. I hate that. That's
scumbag behavior. All right, I'll get in line. Come on, buddy,
all right, I'm going to mingle with the people.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yes, we have the latest on the Taylor Travis wedding
activity now ramping up outside Madison Square Garden. All kinds
of vendors, equipment, trucks pulling in, pulling out, and it's
supposedly happening a few days Friday and Saturday, right this weekend?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Or is it Thursday and Friday? July second is when
July second is Tomorrow? Is Thursday, Thursday, and then Friday
is Thursday Friday because they can't be doing anything on
the fourth.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Now, so it's definitely a Friday.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, the wedding is Friday. That's that's what it's looking like.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah, garden party theme suppose.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh yeah, and how about this Will Farrow.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I'm trying to picture.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
This is the latest model for Kim Kardashian's Skim's underwear line.
He's got this new movie which looks pretty cool. It's
called The Hawk. It's about a pro golfer. I'm sure
Riley's gonna want to see at least he hits the
golf course enough thing but his Skims underwear and Kim
Kardashian does the play by play his body.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
His skims say one more round.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Built from them.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Who's still believe he's got it?
Speaker 6 (14:19):
He showed up at Shinnacock last weekend. That's his character
in this movie. Yeah, oh wow, he was like walking around.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
So he's working at Big Working.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, World Cup the knockout rounds justin you were watching
Germany Paraguay yesterday.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It was exciting. Mass It was so exciting. My son
was watching with me, you know, when he's not really
into soccer. After yesterday's game, it was so exciting. They
went to a shootout. They tied the shootout, then sudden
death and one of the biggest upsets of all time.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Wow, seriously, Germany's never lost a shootout.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Four time champion. Yeah, how's that guy going back to Germany?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Who oh boy, you gotta be careful in the world
A soccer boy, We'll find you.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
It was Mayhem, Good morning, kiss went away.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It's Nicole, your favorite Paraguayan American, calling.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You to congratulate all my fellow Paraguayan fans on our
wind last Nightguay, have.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
A great day the most Paraguay.
Speaker 16 (15:16):
Yesterday. I was on the field with the kids and
when they played the national anthem of Paraguay, it was unbelievable.
Everybody was in, it was loud, it was it was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
I saw all of their fans yesterday boarding the buses
outside the Hilton. There must have been ten to twelve
buses of people. They had the best fan army I've
ever seen.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I get to tell you this World Cup has been
so fabulous for this city and this region as well
as others all around the world where matches are being played.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, it was so hard to get tickets, you know
they Good morning, grew Jeff checking In just completed my
second leg of the World Cup tour at Foxboro. Yes,
stop bragging today, Justin glad to see you enjoying it.
That was quite a match. You don't see that every day.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Leg number three coming up, we actually get to see
Paraguay again.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Stop bragging.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Ye down in Philadelphia this weekend Saturday.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Hopefully it's going to be Paraguay ross France.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Peace, Peace, Peace, does Jeff work.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I don't know Jeff's had every World.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Cup game to find more about jaff.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
You gotta be clear Justin was watching from home.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yes, I wasn't at the game. I was at home.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Paraguay Yeah plays the winner of France Sweden and only
one more match left in Foxborough. They're gonna miss it
as well. It's been insanely cool down there.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
And I love how a geo does interviews. The kid Scotland.
We had him on here. He took over Boston. He
was on radio one of the biggest radio stations in London.
So he's still going to wow all from from here
the World Cup. Wow. Red Sox have won five games
in a row. Who the funk? Five games in a row.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
They swept the Yankees, and last night out of Finway
Park they beat the Nationals for a fifth win in
a row. It started bad the very first batter for
the national second pitch of the game. Out of here,
you were there, Yeah, I'm like, oh God, the MUSHes
in the bill pit not so much. No, they came
back bottom of the first with two home runs and
(17:12):
four runs.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Anyway, Yeah, they won.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
NBA Free agency starts to day. I want to talk
about the memorial yesterday in New York for Clive Davis,
the mogul, the music mogul, music giant. I mean, there's
nothing like Clive Davis in the music world. He basically
invented everybody, from Stevie Nicks to Billy Joel, anybody who
was or has been, anybody in the music industry somehow
(17:37):
was touched by Clive Davis. A lot of speeches yesterday
and introductions Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen right here.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
He saw something in me that.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
I was only just beginning to see myself in a
world that so often reduces art to commerce and genius
to product.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
You held the line.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
He guided the listening public towards so much powerful and
inspiring music. And he not only loved music, Clive actually
loved the people who made the music.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Clive discovered Whitney Houston at nineteen years old.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
And I didn't know that whole story until I saw
the Whitney movie. Oh yeah, yeah, when he was played
by Lisa what's that guy's name? Stanley Tucci, God, Stanley
Tucci Tucci.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Jennifer Hudson did Whitney's I Will Always Love You in
the synagogue yesterday.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Okay, yeah, it was a beautiful ceremony. Clive Davis dead
at ninety four. Sadly we brought to you by the
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Speaker 1 (19:10):
Gotta love the nights and there you goe Wow.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Incredible news, best news every time for real, this morning
or sick.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Headlines, refreshing news with the Billion Lisa on Kids Well
schedule change this morning. We typically do reeler fake headlines
at eight twenty, but uh, we a little game that
ran late, so we're doing it at nine ten. What
do you want? We do our best here on the
Billy and Lisa Show. So real fake headlines? Are we
the headline? You tell me whether it's real or fake?
First headline? World Cup reporter apologizes for saying she can't
(19:44):
find Bosnia on a map. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Reel on that, I think too.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
You don't what I mean? Left field on Bosnia? No God,
I thought that one would throw you guys. That's really
An American reporter had to apologize after talking about how
she couldn't find Bosnia on a map during World Cup coverage.
I don't really understand this one, but here's.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
A clip the next round.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Team USA will play Bosnia next Wednesday.
Speaker 16 (20:09):
And one thing about Bosnia, I could not point out
where it is on a map.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I don't know the first thing about Bosnia and I
don't want to know. That's because TM USA. We're back.
We're better than ever. That's next Wednesday. Yet prepared Bosnia
because you don't want it. You don't want it like that.
Where is it? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
It's just beneath Croatia.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Okay, oh you know it was in that general area.
It must be beautiful. Croatia has some of the best
beaches in the world. But did you take that as insulting?
I feel like she was just being honest. Yeah, yeah,
he's apologizing. She got got in trouble for it.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Oh god, Yeah, anyway, now she knows.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Now, she knows, she'll never forget. Actually, would be a
good bit for the show. See if Billy could find
places on a map. No, that's not a good bit
for the show. Yeah, Riley, right now?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
No, why is Bill always being victimized?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Because you do it best, my friend? Next headline here,
real or fake. New law goes into effect tomorrow in Maine,
making it a misdemeanor to wear blue on Saturdays. He
made that up.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
I think you made it out.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
He made it. I think I made it up.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
I think made.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
God. Are we gonna have to change this game? You
guys are getting pretty good at it. Yeah, I made
that one up. Question is where do you get this information?
Weird story? I have blue shorts on today. Oh oh, okay, Well,
the story is that when I picked my outfit the
night before, I like to match my sneakers to my outfit.
And I've realized recently that I have a lot of
blue clothing and not as many pairs of blue sneakers.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Okay, wait a second, can we back up this truck
for a second. You lay out your clothes at night.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Of course I do. I get up so early. I don't.
I don't want to awake the people in my home.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Oh. I like that about you.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
That's free organized, And I have them folded on my
counter with my sneakers on top, and I like to match.
And I realized that I have so much blue clothing
and not enough sneakers to go around.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I've got the same problem. I think of my wardrobe
is blue.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Well, you're wearing blues to that, correct.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well, Billy's a walking endorsement for the Salem Waterfront Hotel.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
It's a billboard.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
It was intentional morning. It was one of those.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Crazy Billy's very matchy matching.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah. Actually is it looks like I'm working for the
World Cup team or something, you know.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Like you're the greeter, like entirely and which look.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Like a FIFA intern the door. Guys the Salem water
Front Hotelt. Oh god, working at.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
The Salem Waterfront Hotel aren't wearing this much.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Salem Waterfront Hotel, merchant, right, you know what? All right?
Next headline here man wakes up with rat chewing on
his face. That's the headline.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Oh God, this is awful.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
If true, it would be unimaginable. But that's the question.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I'm going to say.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
It's true, me too, Blue, You're going true, yeah, true,
true Blue, My boy Blue. This is actually pretty horrendous.
I'm sorry to upset the people that are listening to this. Yeah,
but a man named Hervito Hernandez woke up in his
Chicago apartment recently at three am to a horrifying realization
that rats were actively chewing on his face.
Speaker 17 (23:28):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
He felt them on his face and then while he
threw them off.
Speaker 18 (23:32):
I was sleeping at night. I work in the city
and I was really tired. I went to sleep and
they attacked me around three am. I felt them on
my face and threw them off of my face. I
went to the hospital. They checked out my eye because
it's still red. It's still not fully healed.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
He must be You must be a heavy sleeper, I guess.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
And where is he sleeping with rats chewing on his face?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Not a clean place, that's for sure. Oh my, that's
pretty horrific. I saw that story had been included in
this segment. All right, last one here, Lisa tease this
Is it rail or fake? That's the question. Mexican Batman
has been catching thieves and leaving them taped to lamp posts.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Like duct taped.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I think I've seen this story.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Okay, so we'll go reil on it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, where'd you see it? Where do you think you
saw it?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
The Mexican News Frank per See magazine, Well he likes Batman.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Have been really good Batman and really bad Batman. Thanks
for much, but it is true.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I love this story. The video is incredible. A mysterious
vigilant vigilante in Mexico, he's nicknamed well the Mexican Batman,
has sparked a national debate by hunting down accused motorcycle
thieves and taking them taping them to lamp posts. Locals
call them the Mexican Batman.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
But after ten days of vigilante justice, the person police
are looking for is him Lago Steimo Reno has been
one of Mexico's most dangerous cities for years, and locals
are fed up with authorities not doing anything. So one
mysterious man has been fighting crime himself and absolutely embarrassing
the criminals. At night, He's been catching motorcycle thieves, tapes
them to lamp posts, draws whiskers on their face, rights
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rat on their forehead, and leaves a motorcycle Mexican an
evidence before vanishing. In the past ten days, it's happened
five times, but the police are treating these suspects as
victims and are now actively hunting Batman.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
You imagine being in the most dangerous city in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, wow. He was just probably fed up with the thieves.
So when they put on the cape in the outfit
and became Batman, he stepped up. Is it Batman? About?
Don't know what is it? Bet? They have been really
good Batman and really bad Batman.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I love Billy and Lisa Kiss. Let's get some talkback leftovers,
my guy, God, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Oh, there were about ten thousand Noah con ones. This
is an insane contest. We had noahcan earlier in the
show more coming up, don't worry. So when you hear
a Noa Kan song and you're listening on the iHeart app,
that's the tip. That's the tip right there. You tap
the red microphone button and leave a talkback for that
and win tickets justin.
Speaker 14 (26:18):
I love that you set your clothes out the night before,
so consider it.
Speaker 12 (26:22):
But I'm wondering about the sneakers being on top.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Of the clothes, and do you like wipe.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
Down your sneakers when you get home or does it
like get your clothes dirty?
Speaker 14 (26:31):
Just curious about all that.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yes, I do. Actually that's actually a great question. Well,
I keep all my sneakers. I'm a sneaker collector. I
have been for many years, and I keep them in
plastic containers, not in the boxes, not strong about. When
I get home, I wipe my sneakers down top to
bottom and put them back in the case so the
next time I take them out, they are clean, and
it's okay to put them on top of the clothes
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that I lay out the night before. Yeah, what do
you wipe the sneakers with? I have sneaker wipes, ye
like wet wipes, but they're made for sneakers. I did
not know those existing. Yeah, so they cleaned the leather
and the bottoms and everything. You want to have clean sneakers,
you take care of You want to take care of
your stuff, you know. And they're not to resell either.
I threw away all the boxes. I don't keep sneaker
boxes because I'm just going to keep them in good
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condition and wear them and then pass them down to
my son. Well, there are a lot of rules for
your life. What do you mean, Well, my my life
is like a rule for everything. Well, it's like I
went from having no rules in life except the rules
you were given in prison. Okay, thank you for bringing
that out. Yeah, you don't want to break rules. There
three hots and a cot. But I found that my success.
(27:41):
I found success in schedules. Yeah, and everything is really
laid out. I lay out my clothes every night. I
do the same thing. It's a routine. There's actually where
I learned that in Well, well you had it's good.
You've got to have a routine. And when when my
routine like doesn't go the right way, I get all messed. Yeah,
Like there's the routine of fall in. No, it's locking.
(28:05):
Oh no, when.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
They when you get out of the cell, when they
unlock all the cells and you have to just stand.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
There, that's called count. You have to love it. Well,
they have to count the prisoners to make sure nobody escapes.
Now do you say present, No, no, you just stand
and they count you.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
No, President, it's.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Not school, Billy, you're in prison. I love it. I
really love your story. It's amazing. And look where I
ended up with you. Yeah. Yeah, and everyone loves you,
you know, yeah, the best the morning it's the Whooper driver.
I can't believer. But they hate one hundred degrees. Let
it on Billy's boat that's naked. Normally I would say, yes,
(28:48):
that's a good idea, but not now because Bill has
no ac on his boats.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yeah, it's yeah, Salon, the guy is down there now.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
You know Bill's had about thirty to fix it. Nobody
fixes it now. It's no. It's like you're getting scammed. Yeah, no,
I think I don't know. Well, they just can't lock
down the problem. That's what this new guy. I have
full confidence. You said that about the last guy and
the guy before.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Well, because when you know it's going to be one
hundred and ten degrees, you want to make sure they
get it right.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Okay, here's what hurts the most.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
You are getting scammed and you do not even know it.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I knew you were going to do that. I begged you.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
No.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
We were talking about this same problem last summer.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, same exact time, in fact.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
That it's still around.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah, it blows. My last summer was worse because Bill,
you really are the mush. You had no ac on
the boat and at your house. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I actually have considered the possibility that I'm being sabotaged
by sabotage.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I don't know. Wow, you got to get that fixed.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
The pizza people have left the building here and have
now moved onto your boat.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
All right, so this one's gonna water wrap.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Kids, run away into the morning, wrap up on Billy
and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
All right, let's wrap this thing up, shall we. It's
gonna be a beautiful day.
Speaker 13 (30:11):
Hot.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
What do we think? Nineties today? Ninety? Yeah, Yeah, it's
gonna be hot.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Oh yeah, it's hot. Huht God, it's gonna be hot.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Get out and enjoy. But you know what else is hot?
The Noah Khan shows coming to Fenway next week. The
Noah Contest is going on you want to want to
leave a talkback every time you hear a Noah Khan song,
that's the first half. The second half, well, I guess
it should be. The first half is you have to
be listening on the iHeart app. Yeah, we play a
Noah Khan song, you leave a talk back, easy as that.
Speaker 19 (30:40):
My name is James, I'm thirteen years old and I
live in north I've been listening to Noah Khan since
twenty nineteen with his song Mess and I've been playing
guitar since then.
Speaker 17 (30:53):
And i just learned how to play the Great Divide
on the guitar and it was one of the hardest
things I ever played. I promise that if I'm there,
I will scream every word to the encore and tell
people hold the best show of my life for the
rest of my life. Wow.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Well seven years ago he was six. He became a
Noah fan when he was six years old. That's a
passionate talkback ground. So that's a good example right there.
Your talkbacks. It can be begging, it can be pleading,
it can be telling a story like young James just did.
So keep us on the iHeart app. You can enter
as many chances as you like, leave a talkback. When
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you hear a Noah song, that's that. Also, there's a
water leak, wastewater leak in Haverol. They're causing problems. It's
been national news. Just so happens. My best friend Zeb
works for the wastewater department in Haverol. He was our
man on the scene breaking it down this morning.
Speaker 12 (31:46):
The plant was receiving no more flow and that's a problem.
Went from millions of gallons to zero like almost immediately,
and they found the pipe had been compromised in one location.
We saw this second location Saturday morning when we were
out there when we could see better what was going on.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Wouldn't it be weird if we woke up someday this
week and found out that Zeb, your friend, was the
human error.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Definitely not, definitely not. He's got a crappy job.
Speaker 12 (32:20):
I have money, man.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, well he's not lying. I've seen videos. And he
goes into the poop pipe.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
It's a tough job.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
It's a really it's a dirty job, but someone's got
to do it.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
You work next to him at the gym every day.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Not anymore. Pipe sometimes I used to well, he takes
a shower after he comes to the gym. But it's
a crappy job. You know, it's not all cushy. We're not.
He's not sitting in an air conditioning studio like us.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I'm sorry, you just say it's a crappy job.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
It is a crappy job. Shot everybody, Hold on, I
got I got you, I got you, I got myself.
There we go. Also, this morning, we played a game
put on and produced by producer Riley. It was called
I don't know what do we call this? The Billy
Humming Game.
Speaker 9 (33:07):
I just have to say, whoever created this game?
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Ten out of.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Ten, I have not laughed as hard in the morning, and.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
I can't even tell you how long.
Speaker 14 (33:16):
Ten out of ten, Billy, You're a.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Terrible hummer, but a plus for refforman.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Lisa justin.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Got skilled that.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Phenomenal job. It's the Billy Humming Game. Basically, she had Billy,
you know, sing songs or hum them, and we had
to guess what these songs were. Billy sounded like he
was humming the things go marching in as opposed to
Taylor Swift. Did we get shaken off?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
We didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
We didn't know. That was a tough one. It does
sound like, oh.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Man, maybe you should be the whistling game from now on.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I don't know. I like that. We should do a
part too. We'll work on that and don't forget tomorrow night,
Dave Portnoy book Club.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
Money Money Crew. I'm so excited for tomorrow. I don't
know if anyone's coming up from out of state for
Dave port NOI's book club with Lisa, Lisa's book Club
with Dave port Noise. But I'm flying in at seven
in the morning, going to the Red Sox game, and
then I'm going to the book club and I hope
to be on an eight forty five flight back to Pennsylvania.
Speaker 14 (34:30):
Have a great day, see.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Tomorrow or that's a full day.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
How's a full day dedicated right there?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
So we'll see you in the morning tomorrow