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Now this morning show in Boston,Billy and Lisa in the morning. It's
just a great start to my dayon Kids one. Await Hi, everybody's
justin and welcome into the show.Thank you for tune again. You know
we appreciate it so much. Sowhat are your plans this weekend? You're
gonna hit the beach? Well,if you are, you're in luck.
Maybe try a new beach. Howabout this a list of the top beaches

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in Massachusetts. Where do you wantto start at the bottom or the top?
Do they rate them or just listthem? They're rated as number one
to number Twe want to do thetop ten. Yeah, we'll do the
top ten. All right. Soyou were just on the Vineyard bill and
number one is Joseph Sylvia State Beach. There you go on Martha's Vineyard.
That's been number one. Yep.That's between Eggertown and Oak Blaffs it.

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Have you ever been there? Oh? Absolutely? And you know it's a
long stretch of beach too. Andyou know what's amazing about that spot,
very popular beach and yet there's allkinds of free parking right along the road.
That's probably why it's number one.Yeah, And gorgeous beach, but
free parking. I've been there.I've been there. I've been to the
Vineyard one and we went we hadto have gone to that beach. It
was beautiful and the parking was rightalong. It's between Oak and every Town.

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Yeah. Yeah, we rented amoped and it almost died. Of
course you did. Everybody does.That's a whole scene over there. I
mean you come off the ferry andthere's all these people renting mopeds. I've
never ridden a moped. They don'teven give you a tutorial, just pay
and you drive away with my wifeon the back down the road with cars.
It was. It was scary thereyou go. Yeah, well,

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tried doing it in Bermuda. Ifyou have never rented a moped, they're
on the other side of the road. People crashed in Bermuda all the time.
Ironically, I have a moped.I forgot you guys are like scaring
me, like to drive this thing. It just sits in my garage.
Have you ever driven it? Idrove it around Milton and every time I

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come in, Billy's like, ohmy god, it's so dangerous. I'm
like, okay, well, whatam I supposed to do with this thing.
I buy it. Artha's Vineyard isnumber one, yes, okay,
So number two is Madicate Beach,Oh, which I'm sure you've been to
as well. That's beautiful. That'sone of the ends of the island.
Okay, yeah, it's beautiful.Matican another one on Martha's vineyard. Bill,

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your island is the Aquinna Public Beach. That's the end of the vineyard.
Used to be called something else.Yeah, can I say that?
Yeah, it was called Gay ahead, yep. Now it's called Aquinna.
They changed it. They changed thename from gas just I guess. But
now it's a Quinna. It's beautiful. You're mister beach, aren't you.

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Yeah. The Kennedy's own a lotof protected land right right around the corner
there, so okay, So that'snumber two and three. The top three
have been exactly on the island.So now we're back on the mainland.
Okay, we're back and Shatham isnumber four. Oh, Chatham's nice lighthouse,
beat Shadow Lighthouse. And by theway, there's a sandball right there

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where hundreds of seal bask in thesun and feed. Look at him,
beach boy. Well, that's goingto bring a lot of Yeah, that's
well, that's the thing. Here'sthe thing. The top four are the
ones on the islands and in Chatham. Sharks you really going the water.
Sharks are everywhere. Well, CoastGuard Beach is number five and that's in
East Ham And that's another place wherethere are a lot of shark settings.
Oh yeah, oh my god.So they're great and beautiful beaches. Just

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beware the sharks. No, it'sreally scary to me. Yeah, I
don't know. I'm petrified, yeah, of getting bit. Oh. I
was swimming in the ocean in thevineyard last week. Yeah, why were
you swimming? Constantly? Had sharkson my mind. Yeah, you want
to tell everyone why you were swimming? You really want to go there.
You brought it up, not whyI went swimming. I went swimming because

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it was hot out and the waterwas right there. But yeah, at
least of what you were doing.I was scrubbing the side of the boat
with a hard brush. Your brandnew boat needs a scrub because you Seaweed
gathers sometimes along the water line.Chris sent me the video of Billy washing
him. You have it. Itwas Chris sent it to me. Yeah,
I saw it on Instagram. Yeah, well he sent me the story

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of his ask text him and okay, back to the list. Okay,
well, you know what's number sixis the beach that I go to,
Craigville Beach in Centerville. Yeah,inciting you go to Craigville Beach. Craigville
Beach, have your own locker orsomething. Yeah, I'm moving in,
moving in tomorrow. All the beachchairs, you know what. They have

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a little swimming area and they havelifeguards. So again, the sharks come
pretty close. Now, Tim abig swimmer. He does some swimming in
the deeper than he has. Ifanybody's going to be by a shark,
it'll be your husband. Why amI laughing? Okay? Anything else on

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that Crane Beach. I know alot of people love Crane Beach. That's
number seven in Ipswich. That's ismine even in the top ten finish the
list. Okay, Snack Beach.Well, Cranes is awesome because you get
the backside of Cranes. A lotof people go in there. It's kind
of a little bay and they dropanchors on their boats and swim all day

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and hang out where Cranes Castle is. Yeah, I don't see any No,
they also have winger chic. Yeah, that's it. That's my favorite.
Oh my god, is the best. Yeah, you're probably on the
public side, right, What doesthat mean? You really are something the
private side? Oh no, Idon't have no, Yeah, the public
side. We had to pay forparking and everybody else. Okay, I

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want to do a shout out thoughto Revere Beach. Yeah, number thirteen
on the list. Yes, Reviais number thirteen. Yeah, people swim
there. Yeah, I didn't knowthat. A lot of pigeons. Really,
there's a lot of pigeons. Butgunfire there's that. You wear a

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lovely bathing suit and a bullet profbest. Honestly, it would look like
a life best. It would looklike it. Probably would. We should
is Hampton on the list? No? These are Massachusetts in Massachusetts? Yeah
yeah, Wallaston Beach didn't make notwins, did not make twins. You

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did make. This is in ourhearts. You know what it will exactly.
It will always be on my left. Yeah, good morning, Joe.
What's going on right now? Buddy? Hey, good morning. How
are we doing today? Guys?We're doing fine, thank you? All
right, So I was sitting inline here waiting to get an inspection sticker,
and I heard the conversation about wingerCheek Beach. Yeah, winger Sheet

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Beach is near and dear to myheart, I am the assistant director of
public Works up here in Glouceston.I actually run the beach. That's so
cool. He runs the beach.Did you run both the private and the
public. I don't know what Billy'sreferring to his private side of Winger Sheet.
There's no such things, Thank you, Joe. It was kind of

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a joke, Joe. But whatcan people expect with the parking today out
there at Winger Sheet. So,you know, justin and mentioned, you
know, get their early well gettingtheir early days are over. So coming
out of COVID, we actually transitioned. We actually have a paid a park
system now that you can reserve yourparking spot ten days in advance. Gloucester

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beaches up. Yes, well,so this came out of COVID. You
know, the beaches became super superyou know, busy, and basically the
city of Gloucester was in gridlock.So at the time we said we've got
to come up with an alternate solution. And Crane's Beach was about a season

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ahead of us with that, andit worked very well over there, so
we adopted the system. So now, like I said, you go online
the blink a app ten days,you know, ten days prior to that
day. You can book and youcan show up at eight o'clock in the
morning, or you can show upat twelve o'clock and you guarantee your squat.
So now listen, Joe, youare in charge of parking right as
can justin throw your name around orsomething. You know. No, that's

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okay, I'm just you know what'sreally cool about Winger Sheeek is you know
when the tide goes out, allthese little tide pools of your children,
they love it. It's really warm, you know, they play all the
toys. It's cool. Yeah.Now, what's that stretch of beach,
Joe along the Anasquan there with alot of boats pull their boats up and
beaching them. So that's basically theycall that the boater side. So it's

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it's an extension of Winger Sheet Beach. It's actually not a beach right across
from the Nisquam Yark Club. Iactually I have a boat myself when I
spend you know, quite a bitof time down there. Is it a
sandbar like what? It's actually no, a shoreline, a shoreline, but
it's not a beach. Yeah,but people can walk right shoe from around
Wingers Sheet around the bend and goto that section as well. Yes,

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yes, And the good thing is, you know, you pull up on
your boat, you throw anchor,you can walk walk around the corner to
the actual beach yourself where you haveyour bathrooms, your concession stand, all
the amenities there. So it's it'sit's accessible and it's a great spot.
It really is. What. Ijust love that we were talking about beaches
and then we have the guy whois in charge of winger Sheet Beach justin

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you had one more question for Joedown there at Wingerscheek. Now the parking
thing is all that I really Okay, that's it and nothing else matters.
Yeah, well, Joe, you'rethe official boat guy or beach guy now
of the Billy and Lisa Morning ShowWhat's Up Boston at Serena Carpenter and you're
waking up with Billy and Lisa inthe morning on Kiss one of eight.

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Hey, everybody, welcome back toa Wednesday morning justin here, So if
you traveled around the country, thisnext segment is perfect for you. Which
state was your most favorite, butmore importantly, which state was your least
justin now we're going to decide whichstates we love and which states we not
so love for yeah, more sonot so loved. So you Gov came

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out with the survey. They pulleda ton of people on their least favorite
states. So we'll run through thetop ten. These are the states that
people voted they hated the most.Okay, they do not want to move
there. They actually want to moveout of these states. So you're going
to work your way up from numberten. Yeah, we'll do it that
way. Cont ten Billy actually isthe one that you told me you you

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didn't like, which was West Virginia. No, that was me. Oh
sorry, Lisa, West Virginia.Yeah, now why didn't you like it?
All Right? It's beautiful. It'sa beautiful state, has a lot
of beautiful mountains and stuff like that. There's just not a whole lot going
on there. So when you talkabout like quality of life and jobs and
make fun things to do, unlessyou're really into hiking, right, you

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know what I mean. So that'swhy so West Virginia has a low economic
growth and a high poverty, povertyin a declining population. Yeah, like
there's there aren't enough jobs there.I love this. They have a negative
reputation for being backward, isolated anduneducated. The family most famous and setuous
family in Americas. Again, it'sso beautiful there, but there's just not

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a lot going on. Yeah,I agree with that one. Number nine
Iowa. Okay, anyone ever beento Iowa? Never? No, never,
wow, No no reason to go. Many Americans find it unappealing,
unrepresentative, and unfair. A smalland rural population with little diversity or opportunity.
That's interesting. That's where the caucusesare. That's right. Interesting.

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Wow, all right, moving onnumber eight. Mississippi very uneducated, educated,
very uneducated. It's poor there,very poor, so low income,
poor education, bad health, andtroubled history. Yeah. Yeah, they
they think they have the most obeseat lea level because they don't have you
know, they have a lot offact food people can't afford healthy food,
and the healthcare system isn't that great. Yeah, I've never met anyone from

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Mississippi. Me neither. I've nevermet anybody that's been to Mississippi. Bathes
in Mississippi. Really. Yeah,he's got a beautiful city teeth. Well,
he hasn't lived in a long time. He's been famous for half his
over half his life. Yeah,okay, we should move on. Justin
next up. Ohio. Ohio isseen land average in an uneventful state.

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You no, just think that featuresare attraction. I actually I've been to
Ohio a few times. It's fine, but it's nothing to write home about.
Yeah, I mean Cleveland, Cincinnati, I've ever been great. They
call it a flyover state. Yeah. My cousin, my uncle's family owned
a steakhouse there right in Dayton,and it's a good steakhousing. Yeah,
it's called the Oak Room, andI went there for that. But like

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that was it? Okay? Holdon what you traveled to Dayton, Ohio
for a rabbi? Well, wewere going to Cleveland and Cincinnati drove.
Yeah, I mean it was free, it was free. It was called
you know what. Okay, thatmakes sense? I X up Illinois.
Illinois has some positive aspects, butlike you know, it's a cultural diversity,

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but it's not a state that attractsor satisfies satisfies many people. It's
super cold, though, in thewinter. Yeah, Chicago used to be
nice, but it takes a lotof hits now well I mean outside and
yeah. Also some of its politicalleaders were convicted of federal crime and then
there's that. Yeah, my sonasked me every day to go to Chicago.

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Well, yeah, because he's obsessedwith this rapper Juice Wrld. He
died and Juice World is from Chicagoand he's buried there. So my son
wrote a whole tribute letter to him, and he wants to go to Chicago
so he can put it on hisgrave, just to It's a whole thing.
It's a nice town. Do youknow when you have to do justin
with the situation like that, youhave to come up with an alternative.

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I'm trying. Yeah, he mightforget about Chicago at some point and move
on the grave side. Yeah,just find a good alternative. Yeah,
all right, here we go.Top five. Number five is actually my
choice. I haven't been to aton of states, but I've been to
this one in New Jersey, Jersey, Shore Baby, New Jersey. Yeah,
people like it because if it's nightlife, it's proximity to the coasts.

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But it doesn't it doesn't appeal toeveryone. If it's a lot of criticism
and dislike from many Americans, includingpeople from New Jersey. You have an
old saying in New York, doyou know why New Yorkers are so depressed?
The light at the end of thetunnel is New Jersey. That's pretty
well known. Yeah. I appliedfor a job in New York and almost

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got it, and was looking atapartments in New Jersey and we'st moved there.
That's how I know from going there, all right. Number four right
next door in New York. It'sso expensive and honestly, if you're not
in the city, you're an upstateThere's nothing there and a lot of snow.
Yeah. Okay, here is myleast New York York city. Both

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the whole thing so unpopular things aboutNew York high town access, low freedom,
rude attitude, expensive lifestyle, anddivisive culture. Yeah, it all
seems pretty plus the weather's not great. Yeah, and if you're not in
the city, there's literally not muchgoing on. I spent half a day
in Buffalo once. It was likea lifetime. Yeah, that's cool.

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Yeah, that's coold all right.Top three here. Number three is surprising
to me. Florida Yeah, thatis surprising. It is. It's not
because yes, it has great weatherand beaches and all that. But if
you're in like northern Florida, likeCentral Florida, like besides Disney, they
have really devisive politics. I mean, like you know what I mean.
You have the cities that are moredemocratic, and then everything else is read

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and then the Panhandle is kind ofYeah Florida, Florida A right, Lenny,
you live in Randall, I do, probably, Okay, so the
state has Okay, so the negativeopinion of Florida is because ready for this
bizarre news stories. Yeah, dishonestpoliticians, the conservative retirees, in the

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frequent hurricanes, in the humidity,and let's not forget the alligators, just
all the gators too. You don'twant to be there in like July.
Yeah, all right, top two? Can we guess? Top two?
And number two? I know,I'm shocked at the number one. Okay,
number one, I do. SoMassachusetts is number two. No,
Massachusetts school I should have mentioned thishigh. Yeah, New England states are

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doing very well. We have alot of job opportunities here. Massachusetts is
higher than the New Hampshire. Imean, I just go back to the
living here. It's just the samethough. Yeah, it's expensive, all
right. Number two is Texas.Oh I believe it. Yeah, Texas.
Texas is known for being defiant,confident, and noisy, which many

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people find annoying. Noisy. Yeah, I like Dallas. I've been a
Dallas few times because that's very morelike Metropolitan. It's a melting pot.
But like I hate Austin, Ididn't like any other I didn't really like.
I drove through it. I didn'treally like. Houston's not great.
All right, here we go.Number one the least favorite state that Americans

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do not want to visit. Doyou know what it is? Billion winning
I don't. Oh, you guys, don't any guesses. I'm gonna say
it's probably like Hawaii. No,Hawaii scored high. It is California.
California. It's It's a state thatattracts many people due to the sunny weather,
the endless opportunities, the celebrities Hollywood, but it is disliked because of

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its expensive lifestyle, high taxes,housing, gas, other costs. They're
prone to earthquakes, WildFly wildfires,droughts, and floods. My sister lives
in San Diego and it's so expensive. I love is so expensive. But
somehow in my brain I've always disconnectedSan Diego from California. It's a place

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to me, it's great. Iwould never go back to Los Angeles.
No. I love San Diego.I could. I could live there,
no problem. But the rest toCalifornia, I really don't. I wouldn't
care to. Yeah, people thatpeople, even people that live there,
don't like it. It's crazy.What am I doing it? Right?
I hate this stage. You hatethe sunshine, I hate the ocean.
I hate shorts. I hat herfrom the planet fitness Kiss one O eight

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Studios. We're back with Villy andLisa in the morning kiss. All right,
So post Malone has gone full countryand I think everybody loves it,
including my wife Jen. It's justinhere. Welcome back to the show.
And yeah, post Malone coming toFenway Park September eighteenth. This is going
to be a huge show. Ifyou want to go, call me at
six one seven, nine, threeone one one away. We have producer

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Riley. She'll take caller twenty fiveand you're headed to Fenway. Don't forget
your cowboy hat. In the meantime, Yeah, my group text with my
friends. It's usually just inappropriate thingsthat you know, boys will be boys.
Yeah, but yesterday it was wesaw this on complex on the Instagram
page, and it was just asimple question, what's a movie that you
wish that you could reach watch forthe first time. So we were going

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back and forth all day on thisand the kind of reliving or you know,
thinking about movies we haven't thought ofin a while. So I thought
that would be fun. I cankick it off. I have three.
I mean, there's so many greatmovies out there, but think about a
movie that resonated with you so much, that you know, made you feel
so much emotion you wish you couldwatch it for the first time. All
right, what are your three?So my first would be a Bronx Tale.

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O Brontale is one of my favoritemovies of all time. If you
winnie, have you seen it?I've seen pieces of it. Yes,
yeah, I saw it. It'sa classic movie with great messaging. It
has a great story. I thinkI've seen it maybe five or six times.
In fact, you're kind of followinga son, right, fathering a
son, and then a mafia leaderwho becomes kind of a father figure,
you know, Jess commentary. Yeah, yeah, that's where we learn about

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the door test. To give ita door test, if we get out
of the car, you love bothdoors. Get out of the car,
you walk over to bring it overto the car. You take out the
key, putting the lock, openthe door, phone, and you let
it get in. Then you closeit though far and you walk around the
back of the can. You lookthrough the real window. If she doesn't
reach over, lift up the bunkfield so you can get in. That

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means she's a selfish broad And allyou've seen is the Tippitt the iceberg.
You've dumped it. You bump afest. Yeah that is a classic movie,
so good. Yeah, so Ijust remember watching that and feeling,
you know, a lot of emotion. Okay. Next up would be The
Shawshank Redemption. Yea prison movie.So that's a movie that you know,
comes on TNT TBS on the weekend. Every time it's on. I have

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to watch it. I stop andwatch it. Jim Rothwick movie. And
the third one is kind of interesting. It's a movie called Dazed and Confused.
Oh yeah, okay, Bill,I don't need the judgment there.
Okay, you know, have youseen it? I no, But okay,
then, how are you judging aboutme? These are yours? I
just said. Yeah, it's amovie about the last day of high school

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in nineteen seventy six. For somereason, I feel like I should have
been born or lived in the sevenYeah, yeah, although I don't think
if I did, I would havemade it out of the seventies. But
the hippies, you know, thehippie stuff, I think I really like,
all right, let's just move.Billy's looking at me like I have
tended. It's fine, A touchingpicture. I like you, doctor and

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Days and Confused. It was MatthewMcConaughey made his debut in that movie,
and a bunch of Parker Posies init. Oh oh, you have a
thing for Parker pos I do.It's because of that movie. Yeah,
so it's uh yeah, all right, who wants to go next? Lisa?
Okay, mine as so girly,and this is a hard one.

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But I really wish that I couldsee The Notebook again. Oh okay,
okay. Number one would be theNotebook because the ending you don't see coming,
and the ending is so beautiful,and you have such an ugly cry
that I wish I could start itall over again, so I didn't know

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what happened. You guys crush forRachel mccadams. I know, that's really
I love that movie. Another onewould be The Devil Wears Prada. Loved
that movie so much. But again, I've seen it like ten times.
And this is a classic, actuallyan old Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman

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with Richard Gear That is a classicI've seen again. I've seen it like
ten times. I wish I couldsee it again. You wish you could
feel the basic premise of this questionis you wish you could feel the way
that you felt the first thing,exactly like when the Notebook ended. You
want to feel that I read toit. She remembers the Notebook. You

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had no idea that that was alhad no idea. And the ending is
just so beautiful. Right for thefirst time you want is shocking. Now
you're prepared for it the whole movie, right, Yeah, that's that's my
number one. Yeah. Yeah,by before we do, you can we
go to Melissa real quick. Shewants to chime in. Okay, Melissa,
what do you think? What moviedo you want to see? Pulp

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fiction? The first time I sawthat. I was like, there's nothing
like this movie. Yeah, greatmovie. Yeah, oh absolutely. The
first time I saw Pulp Fiction,I didn't understand what I watched. Yeah,
because it's out Yeah I didn't either. That's common nowadays, but back
then, what Quentin Tarantino did wasnot around break God. Yeah that was

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a great movie. Cleaner. Okay, ready for mine, bring out the
gimp. Okay, now there's nojudging, right, No, no,
you're the only one judging. I'mgonna judge you. You judge me because
you only liked that movie because youspent several years dazed and confused. That's
true, and when I watched it, I was very dazed and confused.

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But okay, I'm gonna go withthe social network. Oh it's so great.
Yeah yeah, just a great movie. Great movie. Yeah you've never
seen it? Right, just Ihave? Of course I have, Okay,
Justin Timberlakes, and that's the best. And I know Justin's going to
appreciate this one. We both lovethis movie. Wolf of Wall Street.
I would watch that twenty times.That would be my number four on the
list, maybe even higher. Thatis a classic movie. And Bohemian Rhapsody,

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Oh I did not watch that.Really, you are kidding me.
It's been on my list for awhile. I haven't seen it either way.
Yeah, I know that doesn't drawme in. No, I'm telling
you you'll be surprised. I thoughtyou were going to say a star is
born. I know. Really,I'm telling you just the final scene alone
of Bohemian. I'm telling you towatch the movie. Those are good picks,

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Winnie. Before you go to youcan we throw Amy in line one?
Amy? What do you think?What movie? So? I have
to say because it happened to myhusband once we had a daughter, Arma,
Gedden hit him very differently, andI think for justin having a little
girl, girls to be able torewatch armaged In with Bruce Willis and that

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final scene he has with his daughter, yeah, will bring any man to
tears. Well. Then there's thesex scene with with Ben Affleck with the
animal crackers. Okay, Billy,thank you, thank you so much.
And that's where the the Rissmith songsfrom them. Oh yeah, yeah,

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good tick. You know what,I'm going to rewatch that? Thank you?
Good pick? What are yours?It might be an odd one,
but Stepmom, which was Susan's Randonand enjoy Roberts. The first time I
watched it, it was only maybelike ten or eleven, and I feel
like it's such a like emotional movie. I would want to feel it for
the first time as an adult,when I could understand those emotions more.

(25:47):
Yeah, because now when I watchit, I cry like a baby the
whole time. I know what's gonnahappen. But I feel like I want
to rewatch it as an adult forthe first time. So that's okay,
That's a good The person you can'tlive live becomes the pretty soon you can't
live without a chef, Mom,Hi's Charlie? Who's And you're waking up
with My two favorite people in BostonBilly and Lisa on Kiss one to eight.

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Hey, Justin, go easy onBilly next time you play a game.
Hi, everybody, welcome back isJustin. And you know on the
show, we talk a lot aboutweddings and divorces and we're always looking for
these crazy stories. This one wasinsane. The most shocking prenup of all
time Buckle Up, the most shockingprenup I've ever seen, which was enforceable,

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had a provision that said that forevery ten pounds the wife gained in
the marriage, she would lose tenthousand dollars a month in Alimona. He
was very concerned that she was goingto become less attractive and he was going
to become more wealthy. So hissolution to this was in the prenuptial agreement.
He wanted a clause that said ifthey divorced, she was going to

(26:52):
get like seventy thousand dollars a monthfor alimony, but for every ten pounds
she gained from the date of marriage, she would forfeit ten thousand a month
worth of alimony. And it wasdesigned to sort of create an incentive that
she would remain thin and that wasenforceable. Oh, it sounds like a

(27:12):
loving marriage to me. No,But the fact that that's enforceable, yeah,
apparently it is. What if you'vegot some sort of problem, health
problem, then you can't control it. Well, I had said the whole
VideA of the court said, it'scrazy that you sign this, but you
sign, you're signing it and it'sit's binding once it's signed. In Yeah,

(27:32):
thing you can do. Well.The fact is that couple he's talking
about right there should never be togetherand should never be in a relationship.
But that's an arrangement, right,Like he's the rich guy, she's the
hot girl. Like I feel likecertain marriages, people don't value love,
they value certain things over it anddifferent dynamic. I'm not judging those people.

(27:52):
I couldn't be a relationship like that, but if that works for them,
and he needs a lot of money, so she would have a lot
of help to stay you know,in a certain weight range. It seems
like a lot of pressure anxiety forthe girl, you know, stay in
shape, want to lose money.Now lista You found other crazy prens right,
So, for example, alone timeis one and this actually happened supposedly

(28:17):
to Mark Zuckerberg from Facebook Meta andhis wife Priscilla Chan. They put in
their prenup that Priscilla will be grantedone date per week and at least one
hundred minutes of a loone time outsideof the Homer office. I love that.
That's amazing. I'm a quality timeperson, so for me, that
would be something that I would want, you know right there, if we're

(28:37):
going to have a prenup. Anotherone that's very common is who gets the
pet. That's a big, bigone. That's a big one. And
custody. Yeah, but those bothare are kind of sensible. You know
who gets the pet, you know, alone time as supposed to losing you
have to can't gain ten pounds.Yeah, well that's that's why it's the

(28:59):
craziest bringing up this guy has everseen. Yeah, like, those people
shouldn't be with anyone. Yeah,you know what pay me for being married
and having children. Supposedly Beyonce andjay Z have something in their prenup having
to do with this that jay Zwill pay Beyonce five million dollars for each
child that they have. Okay,that's fifteen million. Good for her.

(29:23):
Up to fifteen million. I wouldbe popping kids out left and right.
If it was five million a kid, give me all the childrends. It's
creepy. That's like, isn't shea billionaire? Well, in your own
right, I don't know if sheis, yet he is. Well,
the other way to look at her, she's being paid five million dollars to
be a mom. Like, here'sanother one. Sexual relations. An older

(29:45):
couple's prenup requires sex, you know, once per month. Another pair requires
sex five times per week. FiveAn elderly couple five times a week.
Different for them. It's a busyboy. Yeah wow, yeah, I
mean what I mean that doesn't saypassion? Right Again, are the any

(30:06):
of these things enforceable? Right?Well, they're certainly enforceable within the relationship.
I mean they can break up overone of these issues. Yeah.
I mean I think actually the onewe had the audio of as actually the
most enforceable. If you think aboutit, when you go to divorce,
like she'd just get on a scaleand then you'd be like, all right,
well you're twenty pounds over, tenpounds over in the limit. Can

(30:29):
imagine if that actually happened they puta scale as a female, I think
it's disgusting. But if that's whatyou're signing up for in a marriage,
then because you want his money,then it is what it is. This
guy is a monster. But yeah, I mean it's I think about it.
A lot of these things are thereason people will break up or get
divorced. Maybe it's things they shouldthink about or talk about more before the

(30:51):
fact. I think also, whenyou have that much money, you know,
we don't know what it's like tohave that much money. Yeah,
to be able to throw that muchmoney around so you know, not to
say that I would ever do somethinglike that, but I think that the
game changes once. Justin, thinkabout something that you love to do by
yourself, Like okay, you goto the Jima or your ice bats or
whatever. And in the prenap yousaid to Jen, your wife, Oh,

(31:15):
if I do that five times aweek, you get you know,
ten thousand dollars every time I leave, you know what I mean? Like
She's like, okay, go ahead, Like I'll watch the kids when you
go out and do that, right, Like probably, yeah, you'd be
willing to pay for that type ofpeace. Yeah. Well, my wife
Michelle has a clause for a loonetime like we talked about. The only
difference is she wants to be alone. Right, what is the topic today?

(31:38):
We're going to be talking Billy andLisa present, Topic time, talk
amongst yourselves, topic times, justinwe get a weird one this morning.
It's going to be kind of weird. Yeah. Over the weekend, I
was on the Daily Mail, youknow, we love that website, and
they had a story about this girlwho was going to break up with her
boyfriend because his celectrety crushed his hallpass. Was Ariel from The Little Mermaid,

(32:04):
who is a legitimate cartoon. GoodMorning to may of the South.
Then Happy Monday. Well, Idid break up with someone because they watched
a lot of road Runner cartoons.Beat Happy Monday. Oh and happy birthday
here, thanks mister Oh, thanksmister Mayor. I didn't know it's birthday.
I didn't either. Yeah, well, happy birth seventy eight now somewhere

(32:28):
else I make sure seventy well anyway, Yeah, so so the girl though,
the girlfriend said that hers was ChanningTatum, and then when he said
Ariel, she just cannot look athim the same after that. So that
got me thinking about do I haveany weird ones? Do we have any
weird ones? At least do Ido? And this goes way back.
You guys might not know who heis, but Billy knows this because we

(32:50):
used to talk about it a loton the show Alan greenspand Okay, you
used to talk about this. Hewell, it's I'm not familiar I'm gonna
look, I'm going to I'm goingto familiarize yourself with him. He used
to be the head of the FederalReserve up until two thousand and six.
He's married to Andrew Mitchell, who'son NBC Nightly News. She's a very
well respected journalist in New York City. He's ninety eight years old. He's

(33:14):
still with us, and I stillhave a crush on him. You want
to hang you. That's what.It's weird. There's there. I just
find I just found him to bevery intelligent and maybe you know I you
know, hey, you know whatthe older man thing. Sometimes intelligence is

(33:37):
sexy. It is, it is, and he had a lot of power
back in the day, the headof the FED. Anyway, Well,
good for Andrew Mitchell. Yeah,I guess I should have a thing for
Janet Yellen. No, but Idon't. He said it was weird.
Do you have a weird one?Bill? I think I do. Yeah.
Well, I can't wait for this. This is gonna sound. Yeah.

(33:59):
I've always had kind of a thingfor Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh I can
see that, Okay. And itdoesn't have to do with a sex toys.
It's blonde, Yeah, you do. It makes sense for she's scaringly
strange, Okay. I kind ofhave a fear for her, and it's
drawing me in. I mean,let me ask you a question. You

(34:19):
know, we report on her goopand the weirdness, you know, the
things that she sells, she saysand does. Does that make her hotter
to you? Or no, that'shot. No, that's affecting my crush
in a good way or a badone in a bad way. I just
want the old Gwyneth Beeck. Okay, yeah, you loved talented mister Ripley.
My favorite seven another classic movie sevenHer head was in a box and

(34:45):
set well still. Yeah, Idon't know, but if I have one
particular in particular, but this kindof relates to my wife Jen, who
is obsessed with post Malone, andyou know, he's kind of her hall
fast I guess she she says not, but you know, when you're posting
a picture on Instagram of post Malonewith no shirt on on stage with heart
eye emojis around him, I meanI beg to differ. Yeah, you

(35:07):
know, you know what. That'sfine, that's fine. I don't have
any issues. It's very talented,very talented. Not really in the best
look, although he does look goodnow you know he lost a bunch of
Yeah. Yeah, it's really weird. All right, let's go to line
one, Rob Sure, Alan Greenspan, No, I mean, I'm looking
I can't looking at Alan Greenspan,Alan greenspand's going to be tough to me.
I agree, Rob, You're firston the call. So what have

(35:30):
you got for us? Rob Ry, Good morning? It is Hillary Duff's
cute. Now. At a facevalue, I'm forty nine, she's thirty
six, which doesn't seem weird,but now when I look back, my
kids used to watch all of hershows. Okay, and I was in

(35:50):
my twenties, which I didn't havea crush on her back then, but
that kind of made it started tomake it feel creepy because then she was
in her teams. Yeah, Iappreciate it. Eating it's creepy. That's
actually really great. That means selfawareness. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
The bad news, Rob, isthat Bill got her first. Hey
there, Hillary Duff, and I'mhanging with Billy Costa. Yeah, she
couldn't keep her hands off. Shewas backstage at wisconcert. She was there,

(36:14):
and she was there. Yeah,Nancy, you're up next. What
have you got for a crush?So I love Crispin Glover and all the
creepy characters he plays. Who ohheard? Yeah, I'm trying to place
him. I know the name hewas. He was in the make of
Charlie's Angels and he smells the air. Ye you would know his face.

(36:37):
You all would know his face.He's famous from the Charlie's Angels movie.
No judging Billy, all right,I know. Yeah, I mean I
can't speak at all. I meanmine is really yeah. Yeah. Chrispin
Glover was in Back to the Future. Back to the Future. Yeah that

(36:59):
Uh, he was kind of thethe nerdy one. Oh oh he's oh
him, this guy, I knowhim Bill. Yeah, he's kind of
always a crew. Okay, again, it's a judgment for Eason judge.
Kay, yeah, it doesn't matter. Listen, just just be honest.
That's all we asked. My husbandand I have been together forever, and
we decided when we were like reallyyoung that any opportunity that we had to
sleep with any celebrity, we wereallowed to just go for it. It's

(37:20):
like basically like an unlimited Hall pass. And I went to college with jes
brother and I was like, ohmy god, Jesse McCartney's little brother,
like does that count? And He'slike, dude, no, Like that
is a celebrity who is like fallenOff's little brother. No way is allowed
to be your hall pass. AndI was, okay, whatever, Yeah,
siblings don't chount. Then who JesseMcCartney. Oh just oh that kind

(37:42):
of out. Oh I kind ofcount for a second. It was kind
of weird. Yeah, Jesse JesseMcCartney was her hall pass. And then
she ended up meeting or knowing JesseMcCartney's little brother. She tried, she
tried to like, you know,is it you the brother? Carry read
that real quick. So over theweekend I was talking to my girlfriend and
she told me that she made withMegan Trainer when time and I was like,
you didn't mention that, and she'slike, I swear I told you.

(38:04):
And I was like, how doyou know Meghan Trainer? And like
her roommate because you know, Megan'sfrom Nantucket. So my girlfriend's roomate in
college went to choir camp with MeghanTrainer and they're on the cape at apart.
So Meghan Trainer is your girlfriend's hallpass. Well I don't think,
I mean, I don't know doesthat count? What do you have to
say about that? Billy? Myname is no, My sign is is

(38:25):
okay, you need to let itgo. You need to let it go.
Yeah, I also have one forCape that can sell. We know
that that's not really weird. Thatis she's a beautiful Well, she's pretty
weird though she's scared. It's somethingabout me being afraid of them. She's
scared of all women. A goodpoint. Yeah, good point of all

(38:47):
women. Good morning. My hallpass is Sam Elliott. My husband thinks
I'm crazy, but I find himso sexy. He was the rip before
was written. I totally agree.I think I'm going to steal her Sam,
and he's so hot. Star isborn but Bradley. He was Bradley's

(39:07):
manager. Also in the original Roadhousewith Patrick Swayzey. Sam Elliott, good
actress. That's a really good one. Let's go to Sarah next. Sarah,
who's your cross? Your hall pass? He's really attractive. I don't
think that's weird all I think he'sYeah, he's jacket of guns on him

(39:28):
and he likes to show it andbeautiful smile, those dimples. How does
he breathe in those shirts? Thenhe wears on the show. I'm just
saying, Oh, that's a goodone. Though, Markuelos, he's a
good looking guy. That's not reallythat that's weird, right mine. My
weird one is James Gardner. Ilike him. He's dead now, very

(39:49):
dead, very He's in the samecategory of Alan Greens alive.
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