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November 21, 2025 • 36 mins

The Billy & Lisa Show cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show including the Noah Kahan benefit show yesterday, and green flags people look for in a date.  Listen to Billy & Lisa weekdays from 6-10AM on Kiss 108!   

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now this morning show in Boston.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Billy and Lisa in the morning.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's just a great start to my day on kids. Wait, okay,
here we go into the big Friday show, the Billy
and Lisa Morning Show. And by the way, it's the
last weekend before Thanksgiving and I had frost on the
windows again last night on the car.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
You can feel it. It's it's changing.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
The good news is, Turkey Toss is next Wednesday, and
the extended forecast has it in the fifties, which is
perfect weather for a Turkey Toss, perfect weather for a Turkey.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
High fifty seven yeah, fifty seven.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah, okay, so it's gonna be mild, nice, so you
can come. It's free. You can show up at assembly row.
We'll be right out there.

Speaker 6 (00:51):
Yep on the lawn.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (00:52):
Remember a couple of years ago it was raining, pouring, Yes,
and I wore that yellow Curious George rainsuits.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (00:59):
And then you ripped the pan the cross ripped Quadzilla there. Yeah,
there's a picture on my Instagram. I should repost it
of me jumping in the air when the whenever it
won and all you see is the rip.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
Yeah, it's all I remember really, Yeah, it was a memory.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm like, okay, what's justin going out there with his jump?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
He's like the incredible Hulk.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
He just like explodes, just tear off him as he jumps.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Up on the while I'm spray painting every single player's foot,
just ruining their sneakers, trying to market Turkey's put.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
So anyway, yeah, Turkey Toss. Lisa made the point. It's
open to the public and it is free of charge.
You just need to be there early tomorrow morning. It
is an absolute row. I mean next Wednesday tomorrow. No,
it's really a mind blowing event. When you see the
look on people's faces who you know, are seeing Turkey

(01:51):
Toss for the first time, part of them is wondering
what the hell is this, and the other part is like, boy,
look at all the exit.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
It's true and it's great. Bring the kids.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
It's like a fam family friendly event. And if you've
never been, show up. Assembly wrote tomorrow, I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
We're going to some Oh yeah, it's next Wednesday morning.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yes, surely show up around six thirty. We start right
at seven.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
And you could get on TV this year because we're
partnered at Turkey Toss with WBZTV. They're bringing the camera
crews in. They're doing live hits that never hurts. Never
hurts to get yourself on TV before you get off
to school. After the turkey toss.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah, Levin Reid's doing the play by play from Channel
four and it's going to be exciting.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
And we're so happy to partner with them on this.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
And Levin Reid is like the real football guy, like
he is on the field for the Patriots.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Games and he's so excited to do this.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
And now he's doing Turkey Toss. I'm betting it's a
source of pride for him. He seems very exciting.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Yes. Yeah, And by the way, if you cannot make
it down, you can.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Watch it live.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
You can't.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
I just want to wait dot Com.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
There you go. Crazy night in the City. Last night,
Noah Khan had his show at MGM.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I am excited to hear about that.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
No, it was very cool. Our producer Riley was there
and she was just out of her mind excited. It
was crazy. So oh away, We're going to take you
to the Noah Khan Show at six thirty this morning
and we'll get we'll see it through a producer Riley's eyes.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
I would like to mention one other live music event
that happened last night.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh, I was going there.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
Well the Noacan that way, I said.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
I was like, because you know that was it doesn't
mean much.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I mean because there was another show. I mean, think
about this. Noah Khan was in town. Leon Thomas was
right across the street at the House of Blues and
we're going to take you there. But a lot of
people didn't realize that Lisa Son Riley was on tour
last night in Boston.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
He was. He was part of a jazz concert that
he performed at his school at Milton Academy.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, and he was playing the guitar.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
What can't this kid do?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I'm so proud of him.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
When did we.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Learn that he played the guitars playing guitar since he
was in kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, we want to be clear here, it is the
bass guitar. Yeah. And here's the thing about Riley. Most
bass guitar is even the most famous rock bands, Right,
you never hear anything from the bass player. He just
stands in the back. He rarely speaks. He's never the
front man. Riley Dunovan because of his explosive personality is
not only the bass player, but he's the front man,

(04:27):
he's the host.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Well he introduced them to he was the MC. So yeah,
it was kind of it was a unique experience last night.
But I just wanted to give all the kids a
shout out. There is nothing better than watching students play
live music, because that's where it starts. And I'm sure
Noah Cohn, like all of these, all these people, they started.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Young, and I just I was like, I loved it
every single time.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Now and did Riley have meet and greets and everything back?

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Well, we know it's for Christmas. For Riley.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's a pair of acoustic guitar.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
From the planet Fitness Kids one always.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
We're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Hey guy, so welcome back and Happy Friday. It's the
Big Friday Show, the billion LEAs the Morning Show, and
it's the morning after Noah Con had his big show
in Boston MGM Theater and our producer Riley was there
and her mind was blown throughout the night. Riley, step
up to the microphone, give us an opening statement on

(05:24):
Noah Con last night.

Speaker 9 (05:25):
Oh my god, it was so good and the energy
in MGM was insane. Obviously a charity event, so it
was a small group, but the people were absolutely crazy.
The line to like when we I walked by it
when we were going to get dinner, people were lining
up to try to get to the front.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
So it was a crazy show.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
And this was pretty much an impossible show to get
tickets for because it's a charity, right.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (05:50):
So the way that they had the tickets go was
that you could sign up for a auction basically like
you put your card information and if you got chosen,
then you would have to pay that.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
But so me and my friends all did it. None
of us got tickets.

Speaker 9 (06:08):
I went with our two bosses, Dylan, his wife, and
mccave and it was just the four of us.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
You were chosen by the Boston Literally we went.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
With Dylan, our boss, and then his boss his wife.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Right, yes, And I guess he talked about starting out
here in Boston. I just remember my first show in
Boston that had my name's Phil Ram and the Marquis
and the fact that I've got to play this vendi
for y'all for playing Famway Park and get her to
see my name.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
I think the green stands of family.

Speaker 10 (06:36):
It's not because of you, guys.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I know there's some people that have been here for
a long time.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
So people listening for a long time.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's a really funny story.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh yeah, and he's from Vermont, but he did spend
some time in Watertown. And how about this. While Noah
Khan was making that statement you just heard from the stage, Riley, somehow,
you were sitting right next to his mom.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
Yes, she was in the row ahead of us. And
when he was starting his song called Me Back, he
was basically dedicating it to her. And we're like looking
around because everybody's turning around and waving at this lady.
And she was kind of waving back to Noah, and
we're like, is that his mom?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Is that loriing right there?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
And it was.

Speaker 9 (07:23):
Sorry people were talking to her, like stopping her and
being like that was amazing show.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
So we didn't want to bother her.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I got family there, like, was his wife there?

Speaker 9 (07:31):
His dad was there because and I only know that
because he said hi, Mom and Dad.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I don't know about the wife.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
The biggest surprise of the night is when he brought
out to Nile Horne. We have a clip fund of
catching them out. Okay, now.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
That's dude. I got chills watching this morning. Riley was
telling me that the place went bananas, like shaking the
entire music hall.

Speaker 9 (08:08):
I could like feel it in my chest the way
that people were like screaming for this.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Now, Riley, somehow you knew before anybody else that now
Horn was in town. Yes.

Speaker 9 (08:19):
So one of my good friends, Kelly, she texted me
and said a different friend of ours who works in
the Fenway area met him. He like came into her
place of work and we were like, I was like,
oh my god, Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
He's in the city. They're good friends.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Where does she work?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Honestly, I forget.

Speaker 10 (08:38):
It was on our.

Speaker 9 (08:38):
Instagram, so I knew for a fact that she saw
and we had eyes on him, and so I was like, okay,
they're good friends. He's he's gonna be there, But I
didn't know that for sure. It was just like I
was putting it into universe. And then when I was
walking to go get dinner, I passed this guy who
was on the phone and I just happened to hear
he's got a British accent and he's saying, oh yeah,

(09:00):
he's with Noah right now, and I was like, hold on,
hold on, thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
So I was like confirmed.

Speaker 9 (09:08):
It basically marched into dinner and I felt like Paul
Revere no pun intended, and I was like, Nile Horne
is in the city and he's gonna be with know what,
and I feel like I know this.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
For a fact.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
And then it happened.

Speaker 9 (09:21):
Yeah, yeah, and they were like wait, okay, They're like
do you work for like Rolling Stone or.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (09:28):
Dylan immediately was like wait for sure. I was like,
I mean like eighty percent sure.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Then when Nile came out, did they all look at
you like you know?

Speaker 5 (09:36):
Well?

Speaker 9 (09:36):
It was funny because Dylan was like, oh, he's going
to come out for Northern Attitude and he did. That
was the song, Like Dylan guessed the song that Nile
was going to come out and.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Sing wow, and he did all of his biggest hits,
including Dial Drunk and the premiered several new songs, including

(10:08):
this One Here Okay and Lisa You've Got Some Inside.
Durt I guessed that Noah and Nile are golf bodies.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Well, they're again going to be together tonight, but in
Florida for Boston. Common Golf, which is a Fenway sports group,
you know, yeah, owned project. But yeah, they're going to
play nine holes, they're going to do skills challenges. So
they're like big buddies, Like not when they're singing together,
they're golfing together.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, that's so cool.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
It is so cool.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
You want to have something funny. So like a couple
of months ago, this event got announced and producer Rally
and I thought it was going to be on the
Boston Common. Yeah, we got Boston com Initially you're like, oh, wait,
or a Fenway.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
But then you're like, well it's a little cold.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Little goal. Yeah, yeah, very meantime, Leon Thomas was right
across the street and House and Blues, and of course
he did mott. Imagine like dueling artists right across the

(11:34):
streets from each other. I don't think that happens often.
MGM and House Blues both having big artists at the
same night.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
Well, how about the Boss left? Producer Riley left the
Noah Show and walked across the street into Yeah he is.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
This is amazing.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
It's the Boss. Have like all access to.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
He is the Boss, you know what I mean, he's
in his concert era right now.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
I guess Leon Thomas show at the House of Blues
looked wild. The stage set up, yeah, it was all red.
It looked really really cool.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
All right, big night in the city of Boston and
a huge weekend this weekend at movie theater. It's because
Wicked for Good opens today and Arianna Grande has COVID. Yeah,
she's having a hard time. It hurts so bad to
swallow up.

Speaker 8 (12:24):
From the planet Fitness Kiss one Owaight Studios. We're back
with the Villy and Lisa in the morning.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Hey, we've got a fair tickets for jingle Ball call
her twenty five six one three one one one eight
and the keyword is going to be Wicked. And why
not Wicked for Good HiT's theaters this weekend again six
one seven nine three one one one eight and the
keyword is wicked.

Speaker 8 (12:53):
Billy Lisa, Now the entertainment update with a Billy constad
on Kiss one Away.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
The Wicket for Good movie opens today, expected to do
huge numbers, probably shatter records. And how about this. On
opening day we find out that Ariana Grande has COVID
and she got it apparently right after her appearance on
fallon the other night. Now, remember Cynthia Arrivo uh recently

(13:21):
lost her voice for the New York premiere of the movie,
and Ariana Grande pulled out of that event in solidarity
with Arrivo. And now Ariana is pulling out of a
tape segment with Arrivo on The Kelly Clarkson Show. It
hurts so bad to swallow them.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
COVID's still out there.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
People who've had it, and it's like it wrecks them
for over a week.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
And Arrivo, now by the way of speaking out about
jumping in to protect the Ariana when that whack job
lunged at Ariana in Singapore last week.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
To make sure my friend was safe.

Speaker 11 (14:01):
Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm sure he didn't mean his home,
but I just do you never know what those things
and I wanted to make sure that she was okay.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, that was my first thing. Her voice still doesn't sound,
doesn't yep. Yeah. Ariana, by the way, has a new
song in the new Wicked movie. It's called Girl in
the Bubble.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah, has a song too in this movie, a new
song called No Place Like Home Alphaba.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh is it the original No Place Like Home? No
Place Like Home?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Well, it's it's a new song for this movie.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
It's no big surprise. They both got sick. They have
been everywhere promoting this movie.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
So many miles, so many airplanes, Yeah, so many countries.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
She says she got it Ariana after singing with Jimmy Fallon. Okay,
each Other's Grills. It happened right after the Fallon appearance.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah. Speaking of Ariana's new song, justin it's new music Friday,
Let's break it up?

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Oh do we want to start with the thing that
I feel like we only care about? And that's kid
l Roy and Tate McCray in the breakup that just
does not get up. This has been going on for
months now, songs back and forth. Kid Larroy made like
ten breakup songs. Then Tate dropped it for tat, which
is one of the five new songs on the deluxe
version of her album that came out today. And she

(15:15):
up the video for one of the songs, and I'm
gonna go out on a limb and say that this
song is also about the kid LaRoy It's called Nobody's Girl.
And before we get to the other Tate McCray song,
I have Yeah. Tate announced the deluxe version of the album.
It's out today and what do you know, yesterday the
kid Larroy announces out of nowhere, he has a new
album coming out in January and a new single that

(15:36):
he just dropped called a Perfect World, which is clearly
about Tate. Yeah, he said he was working on an
album for a whole year and a few months ago.
Think about the timing he scrapped the entire album and
wrote a brand new one, obviously probably about this. But
I think we have our answer here with those two
new songs. Let's put them together.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I think, Yeah, you got to check on his junk.
I don't know if it's there anymo. Yeah, I don't
know what's going on there. But one of the other.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
News give them some advice.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Move on, we love you?

Speaker 6 (16:15):
Yeah, move on. But they're so.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Young, yeah, right, they're like early twenties.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
It's crazy. The first girl that ever broke up with me,
my life was over? Yes, how could I continue?

Speaker 3 (16:26):
You're right?

Speaker 8 (16:26):
You know.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
But another new song from the Tate to Luxe album
is called anything but Love. That one is pretty vicious.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
That song, well, I have some of the lyrics of
which is going to read.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
We would this is verse two oh verse two?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
My fans hate you, my friends hate you, and Ryan
hates you, and I do too. Just try and make
this competition, but no one lets you in this room.
You say you hate me, well let's be real. You
only hate because you like the drama. And if you
hate me, then why do you keep blank blank to.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Tatiana, Sorry I missed that line.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
I'm not saying what she says, but it's pretty raw.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Use your imagination words. Yeah, first one.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Leading pretty right blank and pretty raw.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Blank blank and blank yep to Tatiana J and O.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
I guess everyone hates him and and the Ryan we
think is Ryan Tedter.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Okay, Justin, she's singing it on a song that we're
going to be playing on Kiss every five minutes.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
It'll be beeped out. Yeah, we'll get in trouble if
we play it. I know you want me to do it.
It wants us to say it, but we can't. I
know you want me.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Okay, anyway, we move on. How about Justin Bieber driving
down the highway minding his own business when he sees
a guy pulled over his car broken down. The engine,
hood is up in the air, and Bieber pulls over
on the highway to help the guy.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
It's white girls dropping by a Leam mcgine's stripper. But
I think justin people just stopped to hope. Are you
Justin Bieber? Yeah? Justin? I didn't know you?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Do you really want to know?

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Okay, so my life is my life is crazy.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Wow, He'll never forget that moment. Very cool, right of
all people justin Bieber? Everybody else is whizzing by the
guy and I don't care.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
And then this Lamborghini pulls out.

Speaker 10 (18:34):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Ed Sharon's one shot dropped today on Netflix. Remember a
couple of weeks ago he roamed around New York City
rolling camera non stop. We're filming this one shot comes
as special. I think will be a super lovely.

Speaker 12 (18:52):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait, my son, I'm gonna

(19:14):
have to watch that today.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
Gotta be honest. I was thinking about going home and
watching Wicked, the first one. Yeah, I'm gonna have to
watch that instead.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh again, you're not gonna see the first Wicked?

Speaker 6 (19:23):
You hear that trailer?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah? Insane? And again. Noah Kahn had his show at
MGM in Boston last night and he brought out Nile Horn.

Speaker 10 (19:32):
Was quite a fund of stage cock. Catch you at
what Share?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, meantime right across the street, lee On Thomas at
his show for Life. Baby, that's it. He's a monk,
Sebastian Manescalco Sebastian. No, he's a great guy. He did
comics from Home a couple of weeks ago, and his

(20:22):
comedy special arrives on Hulu two day watch it.

Speaker 10 (20:25):
He was.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
I mean, we had Aaron MacGuire in yesterday, but he was.
He was my fave too.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Well, don't forget Aaron McGuire. Yeah, is at the Rockwell
Theater in Summerville tonight two shows. She's shooting her comedy special.
And finally, maybe you can explain this to me. Lisa
Cardi b turned her child's umbilical cord into gold jewelry.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Wow, all right, I've heard about making ashes and are
making you know, yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
I guess out of ashes.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I guess that's better than eating the placenta. Yes, right,
yes it is.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
What is she going to do with it?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
She's probably gonna wear it around her neck?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Okay, Okay, she's allowed, all right, Okay, Hey, congratulations to
Devin Plaster style. She was collar twenty five. She gets
a pair of tickets to the jingle Ball, which is
presented by Capitol One the TD Garden Sunday, December fourteenth,
then brought to you locally by Vane Medispa and Bounty.
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(21:29):
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Speaker 6 (21:46):
Just go there and there you go, get a little
sponsors in, Buddy, got them all in.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
What did you get there? I don't know. We're selling everything. Yeah, yeah,
you can't miss one. Everything's for sale. I get all
mad when Billy misses one.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yes, Lisa kiss one.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Await so loud jam right there, Keshu. By the way,
did our jingle Ball last year, Lise?

Speaker 3 (22:04):
I know she's amazing.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
We went to her sound check before she took the
stage during jingle Ball. And again we'll have jingle Ball
tickets coming up at to eight ten this morning. But
We're here to talk about green flags, not to be
confused with the red flags or anything you see on.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
A fraet like it, because this is a positive spin
on you know, dating and relationships. All right, So we're
talking green flags things that are good things that you notice,
right justin.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
Yeah, that's right, especially in a man's apartment. Yes, this
could be really good or it could be really bad
if you're a guy.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Well, you said that there are a lot of things
on this list that you don't have.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
I correct that I do because I now live with
a woman.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Okay, but before we're talking, before Jen, I had none.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Okay, Well, do you want me to go through the list.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, he's gone viral with Okay.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
So green flags in a man's apartment are expensive candles,
nice hand soap. They actually have real toilet paper, no
clothes on the floor, no dishes in the sink, They
use a nice face wash, Their plants are alive. There
are wine glasses that aren't stolen from a bar. They
have clean sheets, that's a big one. And they have

(23:12):
more than two things in the fridge that aren't expired.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Okay, I think I would have been maybe one for eleven.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Okay, what would be the one, well.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
More than two things in the fridge because I like
to eat, but that might get dis like, you know, disqualified,
because I probably had expired food in there.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, I think I have all of the I know.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
I was gonna say, Bill, Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Expensive bedding, clean sheets. You basically wash your sheets every day.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
You got no bedding again yesterday.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Man, you love wines. You've got a ton of wine.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Glasses, beautiful wine glasses.

Speaker 10 (23:51):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
You love your hair, so you definitely own a hair brush.
You're so neat you would never have clothes on the
floor or dishes. Oh god, he he'll clean after someone
else has cleaned.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yes, not only that. We clean or I clean before
the cleaning person comes, and then we clean after the
cleaning person gives.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
When we go over to Billy's boat, he's cleaning immediately,
like we finished eating, he's cleaning.

Speaker 10 (24:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
So you're basically the godfather of green flag You are the.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
Green Flag guy.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
But you did have one item that I have a
question mark about real toilet paper.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Yeah, it says actual toilet paper, not a single ply situation.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
You gotta have multiple model Oh yeah, you gotta have multiply, Yeah,
for sure, and you don't want it scratchy.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
There's you know now they have the you know, earth
friendly scratchy toilet paper you get a rash from.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
So do you have expensive candles?

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Uh, here's the thing on the candles. Yes, I always
have as far as I can remember, as long as
I can remember, always had, and we still have expensive
candles scattered around the house. But Michelle doesn't like to
use candles, so they're there. Okay, okay, I get a
green flag on it, but we just never like them anymore.

Speaker 9 (24:59):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
I love candles, I love I love I love that.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
Yeah, oh okay, I'm sure there's one you can buy.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah, you can buy ones that have no chemicals in them.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
And they also have no scent goes out. Yeah, the
ones that's smell goody, you're right, not good for you?

Speaker 6 (25:20):
Not good for you? Well, let me ask producer Riley
the mic So you are single, right, So you see
this list of the green flags? Are these things you
look flip float for if you go to a guy's house?

Speaker 9 (25:29):
Well, I was actually gonna say that The gen Z
version of this is you never want to date a
guy or go home to a guy's house and find
out that he has navy blue sheets. That just I
don't know why that's like a thing, but people say
that like he's immature, or like his parents bought bought
him the sheets.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
So then you know that like ironically, my son who's eighteen,
who went off to college, he's almost nineteen, I bought
him navy blue sheets.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
Yeah, they're exactly, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Actually, like for the you like the blue exactly, you're
not like dating a man.

Speaker 9 (26:04):
So they always say, if there's a man who has
navy blue sheets, just run.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Wow, Okay, do I have navy blue sheets? I don't
think I do. No, I don't think I do it all.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
That's so funny that I bought Max.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
He's going to be talked about all over campus. They
all have them. Yeah, I think it's part of a
they don't want to leave their childhood because they're leaving
the nest for the first time and moving into a dorm,
so the sheets make them feel home. But that's pretty
scary too. What about the plants are alive one? Oh, well,

(26:41):
that's hard.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
I mean I have to say I've gotten a couple
of faux plants from Ikia, like the orchids. I'm telling you,
hot tip, they look so real. If you put them
in a really nice container, people think they're real.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, they have to be in a really beautiful bowl, yeah,
or something. Yeah. Yeah, we have faux or kids on
our dining room table.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
But I think that this this is an indicator of
like taking care of something, you know, mean watering something
and that you know is a good green flag.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
You never want to go to an apartment and there's
a plant that's just kind of bent over and brown.
There's no green left in the plants, and.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
That means they're enjoying the plants suffering. Yeah, yeah, choking
to death. Let's go to Bob online one. Hey, Bob,
what's your deal? You got green flags? Brother, it's Bob.
It's a girl.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
I just think if a guy has all that, you're
probably getting it of gamen.

Speaker 8 (27:40):
Okay, now it's topic time with Billy and Lisa in
the morning, and we're.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Talking about green flags. That's the first I've heard of it.
But Lisa was holding on to a list of green flags,
which has gone completely violent.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
But it's like a this is a positive thing. These
are things that you want to find in the apartment.
Of the person that you're so nice. Hand soap, real
toilet paper, no clothes on the floor, wine glasses that
aren't stolen from a bar.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Clean sheets is a big one. So okay, A stalked fridge, yep, okay, No,
I mean it means like, you know, this guy's taking
some time.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
It's a little on the extreme side. You got to
figure a single guy, I mean, he can get some
of those.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
But yeah, I mean, maybe not the stalked fridge, but
at least wash your sheets.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I mean that's like the bare minimum.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Well, that's a big thing, even with you know, adult guys,
if they're living alone. When I was single, I washed
them maybe once a month, right, Well, you were in
a different era of yours then.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Well no, even so, I had a room in a
rooming house and I just didn't wash them that much.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I didn't think about it. But if you were living
alone right now, you would wash your sheets more frequently
than once a month, maybe three weeks.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Would you have a lot of dishes in the sink
if you were living by yourself.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
I don't like dishes in the sink. Yeah, so that
would be the one.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah, green flags, jeez, if I saw any of this stuff.

Speaker 13 (29:06):
When I was dating, I'd be afraid they were gay.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, this is Jamie calling from Beautiful Bathman. Sorry, i'd
be I'd have my gata are open. That's not green flags,
those would be red flags. Okay, that's the second straight
talkbackwards that accused me of being gay. Yeah, there's anything
wrong with that.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
I mean I got partially all right, Well, what do
the gays say?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
It's Andy from the Cape.

Speaker 14 (29:29):
It's a gay man. I want to chime in on
the green flags. It's not a foot fetish thing like
Billy has. However, you have to have nice toenails, clean
cut like it's just disgusting straight or gay men.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
It's not hard to control.

Speaker 14 (29:45):
Sometimes you can't control if you have funky shaped feet,
but you can control the nails on those funky shaped feet,
just saying.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, that's a little more intimate. It may not you
may not get to see the feet on the first
date when you're looking for the green flags.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
But that's two different things.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Right.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
If they have feet that they're born with that maybe
aren't that attractive, you can't do much about that.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
But you can't do you know much about the toenails.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yeah, I said, just keep them clean.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Your clippers are for yeah, yeah, don't eat them. No,
well no, that would be a red flag. A roam
your place, and so a jar full of clipped.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Tony, it would be really that would be a big flag.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Just move on.

Speaker 11 (30:26):
His green flag lift is on point. My boss is
single and he has all of these checked off on
that list. He's such a catch, great guy and kind
of sad that he's still single because ye, any woman
would be lucky.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
To have him.

Speaker 11 (30:47):
And I'm a nanny, so that's why I know about
all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Wow. Well she gets an inside look and she's given
a shout out to her her boss for her.

Speaker 15 (30:59):
Yeah, is no way any single man is going to
hit the mark on all of those. When I met
my husband twenty something years ago, he didn't even know
what thread count was.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, I agree, I mean some Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
He didn't know what was fred count? Oh yeah, I'm
not big on thread guy. I didn't either.

Speaker 7 (31:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
I don't think people know. I mean they just I
mean on this list, it just means clean. There's no
thread count on this list.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Wh Yeah, I agree with the clean sheet thing. I mean, yeah,
what's a what's a good thread count, Like what number
you think? Oh, don't they have a thousand thread?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:35):
You can go way up and higher the number, the
better the street, more, the softer.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Do you notice a difference you do in the higher
thread count?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
You do? Okay, I will say though, you know what
I like in the colder weather? Final sheets?

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Oh those are very cool?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Oh god, is that nice?

Speaker 16 (31:50):
You climb in because clean flags. How he treats his
family and friends. There's always exceptions. Some families stink.

Speaker 15 (32:01):
But how he treats his parents, his niece is a nephew.
Does he have a good job, How he spends his
money or saves his money much more important.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Well, that's a different kind of list right there.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Right, that's a whole different list. Yeah, but you know,
good point.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
The job is a good starting point. There's a license. Yeah, yeah,
it's a first date. And they say, well, I don't
have a license. Didn't you on a first date have
to say your license was in police custody?

Speaker 6 (32:32):
I did, Well, I didn't have a license. I lost
my license before I could get my license, So when
I was sixteen, they took my license before I got it,
so I didn't have it for like ten years.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
That long.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
Yeah, So I was always the guy that needed a ride.
So when if there was a girl that was, like,
you know, willing to go out with me, she'd have
to pick me up.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Wow, did you ever drive without it? Pretty much every day?

Speaker 15 (32:55):
Shere is no way any single man is going to
hit the mark on all of those. When I met
my husband twenty something years ago, he didn't even know
what Fred Cowb was.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Oh I just played that. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, geez god.

Speaker 9 (33:10):
I just want to say that I'm dating the most
perfect man in the world and he has all green
flags high Matt Draper.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Oh a shout out and everything there.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I think that to PROD producer Riley's point earlier that
it depends on the age of the guy, definitely. I
think a younger guy may have two on this list
right where an older guy might not.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
I mean, Mike.

Speaker 9 (33:34):
I feel like one that's not on the list that
I would look for is a made bed. I'd like that,
like shows that you get up in the morning or
you're like, you know, but like stuff that's on the list,
like for like a younger person, the candles, the hand,
So it's that doesn't matter as much the picking stuff
up off the floor. That's a big one. I like
when people are able to like do their own chores.

(33:55):
I dated a guy who had his mom do his laundry.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I always thought that was.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
A little weird.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Yeah, I agree, he's got to do his own laundry.
And then the dishes in the sank, I think are
a big one.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah. I agree. On the made bed, Like if I'm
dating and I go over there for the first time
and it's not bad, I'm not getting in.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Well, they say that that's just a really good routine builder,
just for anyone to get up and make your bed.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Well, especially if.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
It gets to that moment if you're you know where
you would make your way to the bed.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
It's just unmade. Yeah, hey, you coming to bed, Jill,
you make that. I'll be out here having a glass
of wine. Well, someone makes the bed.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
You figure that out in.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
The Happy Friday. This is Kim.

Speaker 13 (34:39):
Hey, what you guys are calling green flags are actually
red flags to some of us.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Dated guy for four years.

Speaker 13 (34:44):
Yeah, he's my ex. First night looking at the refrigerator,
everything perfectly, all the water bottles facing the same way,
with the labels, everything of perfect lines. His draws, the socks,
the underweels folded perfectly. It felt like it was in
blooming deals.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
No, it's a nightmare.

Speaker 13 (35:00):
It's like, try to keep up with someone like that
is exhausting.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Red flag not green. I do that.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
You know.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
That's the battle, whether it's beer cans, beer bottles, wine bottles,
anything in the refrigerator. I am every so often during
the day. I go in and I have to spin
them half around and make sure the labels.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Are all that's well. You do it here in the
kitchen too. Everything has to be lined up morning ritual.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
Yes, you want to know a secret, Lisa. So if
I get here before Billy, sometimes I do. I mess
them all up on purpose.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
No, I knew you did.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Oh my god. Then he comes, Oh my god, I
do the same thing. Yeah, I just messed with you.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
And I've been totally aware that one or the both
of you have done it. And I'm okay with it
because it relaxes me to straighten them.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Mind.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Oh yeah, we're giving you something to do.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
I turn them all around every which way, and Billy
comes ready to get his coffee right away and just
fix you.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Put them on other shelves, and I'm like, okay, yeah, wow,
all right, what a list there, God

Speaker 13 (35:54):
This is the mayor of the celth Then I have
all the weather of those green flags, so that means
that they're gay or they're secretly gay.
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