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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Friday, short week after show. What up? Everybody? Welcome in, Winnie.
I okay, from back off Winnie. I feel like there
was something that we were going to talk about today
and I don't remember, and I feel like you were
going to write it down. Oh hold on, there you go.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh oh I can talk now.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, when you sing, I turn you my phone.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh okay, sorry, now I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Let me check my phone.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Hold on, oh yes, here it is, okay, you're on Tuesday.
At the end of the podcast, we started talking about
some story that was grossed about.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Or something like that. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh, yes, okay, I don't I'll be as clean as possible.
But we were talking about showering and not showering, and
I was saying, how I don't I now change my
shirt after the gym because I was spending hours in
my sweaty T shirt and I have some acne on
my back. Yeah, so I never thought it was an issue,
but my dermatologist, who's trying to help me, basically, was
(00:55):
so disgusted by it. So now I changed my shirt
as soon as I'm done working out, So that's it.
But then we were talking about, you know when I
used to back in the day, I had you know,
a tough ride and there, you know, hygiene wasn't important.
I didn't brush my teeth, I didn't have a toothbrush.
I was homeless. I didn't have a shower to shower at. Okay, yeah,
so I remember this one time I had been out
(01:17):
on the street. I don't know how long, maybe a
couple of weeks i'd gone since having a shower or
brushing my teeth. Okay, So I'm disgusting and in my travels,
which at that time, I was thinking downtown Boston, so
I would get off at Downtown Crossing and I would
kind of hang around, you know, yeah right there at
the Boston com Yeah. And so I ended up hooking
up with a girl who was a prostitute, and we
(01:40):
were hanging out doing our thing, and then you know,
once we got what we needed, she was like, do
you have a place that we can go? And I didn't,
but you know, I had a restraining order at my
dad's house. I wasn't allowed there. But I was like,
I think maybe we could sneak in the basement tonight
and have a place to like sleep and whatever hook up.
That's what she was saying, I didn't want to. I
(02:01):
didn't want to hook up with her. I had no
interest in why because I didn't have any interest in
that one and two, I hadn't showered in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So did you have a sex drive.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
When you were not?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Really? Not really, but anyway I was. I could smell myself. Okay,
that's so I knew, and I didn't want to do it,
but I was in a situation where I didn't know
what to do. So we ended up going taking the
train to my dad's house and we stuck in. Okay,
So we get down to the basement, we do our thing,
(02:31):
all that, and it gets to that's a point where
she like wants to get busy, okay. So I'm like
such anxiety that she's going to be so grossed out
by me. So we start kissing and stuff, and she
proceeded to undress me. Okay, and when she did so,
(02:55):
I literally, I'm not kidding, you could smell myself that
it was so bad. And here's the crazy part. It
didn't even phase her. Yeah, no, Like she went for
it and didn't she didn't flinch. She did she give
you head? Yeah, everything with your smelly ass day and listen,
while we were hooking up, We're trying to keep this clean.
(03:17):
While we were hooking up, technically theater. While we were
hooking up, I couldn't enjoy it. Do you know why?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Because you were judging her?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Because I was so disgusted by her lack of any
kind of smell or anything, and I did not enjoy it.
You were the nasty one, Yeah, like, what is wrong
with her for sucking you? Take? Well? No, I was
thinking to myself, how nasty is she if she can't
she can't smell this? I could smell myself.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
It was disgusting. Yeah, yeah, it was really bad. Happy Friday, guys, Yeah,
Happy Friday, everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm looking like for you.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Are you going to take a shower?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh, I want to take tons of showers. We have
a busy weekend. Oh you do? Busy? Busy busy Tonight
Nikki Glazer?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Oh my god? How did I basically forgot.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
About that tonight? Nikki Lazer? With the whole show? We're
going okay, that's the seven thirty show. Okay. Then I
booked the Salem Waterfront Hotel for Friday night, Saturday night,
and Sunday night, three nights because Able's on vacation. New
Hampshire has school vacation.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Week after you guys, yeah, week after right now.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So yeah, so this is the plan. Jen and I
are gonna come to Nicki Glazer afterwards, just us two.
We're gonna go back to the hotel. Yes, spend the night.
She's gonna We're gonna shower, yeah, and then she gone, yeah,
well some shower and then some other things are gonna happen.
Then we're gonna sleep over, wake up Saturday, and then
go home and get the kids. Ye, bring them back,
(04:42):
Spend the whole day about an hour. It's pretty far
h Salem direct way. Yeah, it sucks, but yeah, so
then we're gonna go back to Salem, New Hampshire, get
the kids, bring them back, spend the day they are.
We're gonna swim, we're gonna do all types of stuff,
and then sleep over Sunday, and then on Sunday, probably afternoon.
I think I'm gonna leave to do all my food stuff.
(05:04):
Nannie's gonna come and sleep over there Sunday night with
the kids so they can have the pool one stuff,
and then Monday they'll come home. Nice. We have a
busy weekend. That's that's good. What are you doing tonight?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
We're going out.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Then tomorrow I'm getting lunch brunch with Carissa, who used
to work here.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh yeah, girl, here's the Okay, I have a big
issue with this ongoing here. You don't like no, no, no
love Clarsa. Back in the day, I saw so old
when I started here as an intern and then as
an employee. When employees salespeople came in and got hired,
they were introduced, and when they left, if they weren't fired,
(05:42):
which I assuming she wasn't fired. She just left. When
they left, an email would go out, we wish them well.
Now neither happens. Yeah, no, like there are people out
there right now. They just show up one day, they
get hired. Wouldn't you think that it would be good
to introduce everybody?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Because today I saw someone I had never seen before.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
It happens all the time.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I don't know who she is.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, so Calriissa left. I liked, she's great. Ye never
knew she was gone until you just said it.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yes, okay, I didn't know she was gone. No, it's
been a couple months.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I had no idea, No one, no one told me
it would be nice, especially because when they leave, we
develop not friendship, we know, friendship my friend. Yeah, but
I would have liked to known that she was moving on. Yeah,
you would have said bye, where'd she go?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
She she works from She's actually doing remote sales.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
She's working completely from home.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So well that's good.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
So I don't know exactly what her her job is now,
but I'll ask her tomorrow when I see her.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Is she going to explain it all out her hair
all day?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
There? Never that funny?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah? Okay, thank you. All right, Well, everybody have a
great weekend. We will be back on Monday with a
full recap of Naked Nicky Glazer and the Big Lunch
with Clarissa.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, she's gonna explain everything.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yes, very good people. What no, go ahead?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
No, I was going to say, she's my inside lesbian.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh okay? What? Oh? Is there a lesbian thing going on? No,
I'm just saying she's lesbian and you were lesbian.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I was a lesbian?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
What if something?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
No, she has a girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Oh okay, No, I No, I don't mean it like
that's so weird.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Why why did the lesbian thing get brought up?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Because you were saying she explains it all. I'm like that,
she's my go to for lesbian question.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh okay, so okay, have you gone to her before?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Well, honey, when I met my ex, I asked her
first because they follow each other Instagram, and I said, hey,
who's this person?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Because like they hit me up? And then she goes, oh,
I don't know them, they're just lesbians. But she's hot.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
You should go after She's like, you should do it.
I was like, I don't know about that. So we
have Curson to blame.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Mmm. Okay. So they were all friends with each other
on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, but they don't know each other in life. It's
like it's it's like a lesbian thing. I don't know.
I was only in the life for a little while.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm out now now you're all right, Everyone be well.
Friday, short week after show. What up? Everybody? Welcome in, Winnie.
I okay, from back off Winnie. I feel like there
was something that we were going to talk about today
and I don't remember, and I feel like you were
going to write it down. Oh hold on, there you go.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh oh I can talk now.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, when you sing, I turn you my phone.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh okay, sorry, now I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Let me check my phone.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Hold on, oh yes, here it is, okay, you're on Tuesday.
At the end of the podcast, we started talking about
some story that was grossed about.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Or something like that. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh, yes, okay, I don't I'll be as clean as possible.
But we were talking about showering and not showering, and
I was saying, how I don't I now change my
shirt after the gym because I was spending hours in
my sweaty T shirt and I have some acne on
my back. Yeah, so I never thought it was an issue,
but my dermatologist, who's trying to help me, basically, was
(00:55):
so disgusted by it. So now I changed my shirt
as soon as I'm done working out, So that's it.
But then we were talking about, you know when I
used to back in the day, I had you know,
a tough ride and there, you know, hygiene wasn't important.
I didn't brush my teeth, I didn't have a toothbrush.
I was homeless. I didn't have a shower to shower at. Okay, yeah,
so I remember this one time I had been out
(01:17):
on the street. I don't know how long, maybe a
couple of weeks i'd gone since having a shower or
brushing my teeth. Okay, So I'm disgusting and in my travels,
which at that time, I was thinking downtown Boston, so
I would get off at Downtown Crossing and I would
kind of hang around, you know, yeah right there at
the Boston com Yeah. And so I ended up hooking
up with a girl who was a prostitute, and we
(01:40):
were hanging out doing our thing, and then you know,
once we got what we needed, she was like, do
you have a place that we can go? And I didn't,
but you know, I had a restraining order at my
dad's house. I wasn't allowed there. But I was like,
I think maybe we could sneak in the basement tonight
and have a place to like sleep and whatever hook up.
That's what she was saying, I didn't want to. I
(02:01):
didn't want to hook up with her. I had no
interest in why because I didn't have any interest in
that one and two, I hadn't showered in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So did you have a sex drive.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
When you were not?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Really? Not really, but anyway I was. I could smell myself. Okay,
that's so I knew, and I didn't want to do it,
but I was in a situation where I didn't know
what to do. So we ended up going taking the
train to my dad's house and we stuck in. Okay,
So we get down to the basement, we do our thing,
(02:31):
all that, and it gets to that's a point where
she like wants to get busy, okay. So I'm like
such anxiety that she's going to be so grossed out
by me. So we start kissing and stuff, and she
proceeded to undress me. Okay, and when she did so,
(02:55):
I literally, I'm not kidding, you could smell myself that
it was so bad. And here's the crazy part. It
didn't even phase her. Yeah, no, Like she went for
it and didn't she didn't flinch. She did she give
you head? Yeah, everything with your smelly ass day and listen,
while we were hooking up, We're trying to keep this clean.
(03:17):
While we were hooking up, technically theater. While we were
hooking up, I couldn't enjoy it. Do you know why?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Because you were judging her?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Because I was so disgusted by her lack of any
kind of smell or anything, and I did not enjoy it.
You were the nasty one, Yeah, like, what is wrong
with her for sucking you? Take? Well? No, I was
thinking to myself, how nasty is she if she can't
she can't smell this? I could smell myself.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
It was disgusting. Yeah, yeah, it was really bad. Happy Friday, guys, Yeah,
Happy Friday, everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm looking like for you.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Are you going to take a shower?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh, I want to take tons of showers. We have
a busy weekend. Oh you do? Busy? Busy busy Tonight
Nikki Glazer?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Oh my god? How did I basically forgot.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
About that tonight? Nikki Lazer? With the whole show? We're
going okay, that's the seven thirty show. Okay. Then I
booked the Salem Waterfront Hotel for Friday night, Saturday night,
and Sunday night, three nights because Able's on vacation. New
Hampshire has school vacation.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Week after you guys, yeah, week after right now.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So yeah, so this is the plan. Jen and I
are gonna come to Nicki Glazer afterwards, just us two.
We're gonna go back to the hotel. Yes, spend the night.
She's gonna We're gonna shower, yeah, and then she gone, yeah,
well some shower and then some other things are gonna happen.
Then we're gonna sleep over, wake up Saturday, and then
go home and get the kids. Ye, bring them back,
(04:42):
Spend the whole day about an hour. It's pretty far
h Salem direct way. Yeah, it sucks, but yeah, so
then we're gonna go back to Salem, New Hampshire, get
the kids, bring them back, spend the day they are.
We're gonna swim, we're gonna do all types of stuff,
and then sleep over Sunday, and then on Sunday, probably afternoon.
I think I'm gonna leave to do all my food stuff.
(05:04):
Nannie's gonna come and sleep over there Sunday night with
the kids so they can have the pool one stuff,
and then Monday they'll come home. Nice. We have a
busy weekend. That's that's good. What are you doing tonight?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
We're going out.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Then tomorrow I'm getting lunch brunch with Carissa, who used
to work here.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh yeah, girl, here's the Okay, I have a big
issue with this ongoing here. You don't like no, no, no
love Clarsa. Back in the day, I saw so old
when I started here as an intern and then as
an employee. When employees salespeople came in and got hired,
they were introduced, and when they left, if they weren't fired,
(05:42):
which I assuming she wasn't fired. She just left. When
they left, an email would go out, we wish them well.
Now neither happens. Yeah, no, like there are people out
there right now. They just show up one day, they
get hired. Wouldn't you think that it would be good
to introduce everybody?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Because today I saw someone I had never seen before.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
It happens all the time.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I don't know who she is.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, so Calriissa left. I liked, she's great. Ye never
knew she was gone until you just said it.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yes, okay, I didn't know she was gone. No, it's
been a couple months.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I had no idea, No one, no one told me
it would be nice, especially because when they leave, we
develop not friendship, we know, friendship my friend. Yeah, but
I would have liked to known that she was moving on. Yeah,
you would have said bye, where'd she go?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
She she works from She's actually doing remote sales.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
She's working completely from home.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So well that's good.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
So I don't know exactly what her her job is now,
but I'll ask her tomorrow when I see her.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Is she going to explain it all out her hair
all day?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
There? Never that funny?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah? Okay, thank you. All right, Well, everybody have a
great weekend. We will be back on Monday with a
full recap of Naked Nicky Glazer and the Big Lunch
with Clarissa.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, she's gonna explain everything.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yes, very good people. What no, go ahead?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
No, I was going to say, she's my inside lesbian.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh okay? What? Oh? Is there a lesbian thing going on? No,
I'm just saying she's lesbian and you were lesbian.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I was a lesbian?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
What if something?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
No, she has a girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Oh okay, No, I No, I don't mean it like
that's so weird.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Why why did the lesbian thing get brought up?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Because you were saying she explains it all. I'm like that,
she's my go to for lesbian question.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh okay, so okay, have you gone to her before?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Well, honey, when I met my ex, I asked her
first because they follow each other Instagram, and I said, hey,
who's this person?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Because like they hit me up? And then she goes, oh,
I don't know them, they're just lesbians. But she's hot.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
You should go after She's like, you should do it.
I was like, I don't know about that. So we
have Curson to blame.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Mmm. Okay. So they were all friends with each other
on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, but they don't know each other in life. It's
like it's it's like a lesbian thing. I don't know.
I was only in the life for a little while.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm out now now you're all right, Everyone be well.
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