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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, After Show podcast on a Friday. Bill, you
(00:02):
want to say goodbye to the After Show army here
for the weekend?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes I do. Okay, I'm shoving off as they say.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yes, you are high world.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You have what you want to say to me?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Well, you have a wedding this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Big wedding, by the way. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Shout out to the Rocket family, to Mike and de
Trish Rocket. Their son Thomas is getting married this weekend
to the lovely Courtney and it's going to be a
wonderful wedding.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh yeah, absolutely. I can't believe it's here. I mean,
I remember the planning of this, the engagement, and now
it's here.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You know, they've known each other since two and three
years old.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I love that, I really do. That's a cute story. Oh,
Producer Riley pull up to the mic.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Yeah, go ahead to talk to you.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I always want you to talk. Hello. All Bill by
the way again, shout out to the Rockets. Yeah yeah,
people are shooting the shot and Producer Riley.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Subject of dating. If Producer Riley is still open to
the dating.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
World, I have like to invite her and check out
her dms on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
There might be something worth checking out.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
There, he's worth checking out, I guess.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
So, Okay, I did see the d M. But now
I'm like, now that he followed it up with that,
I'm like, is that weird to be like, Hey, you
didn't did you see my d M?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
You should answer?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
See no, see to see what's happening here. I'm going
to be critical of producing who I love. Okay, I
want to be critical. Remember the previous guy who wasn't
doing enough? Right now, this guy's doing too much.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Can't have it.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Both ways, right, that's fair because the first guy didn't
fire a shot.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That guy if he went literally, you're.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
So right for saying that that is actually true. But
I'm like, this guy.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Could end up being your dream.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Well, no, I know who my dream guy is. His
name is Lando Norris and that's not happening.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
One. No, that's never happened.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
F one, Fuck you, Bill.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
If he met you, I think it would happen. But
you gotta work your way into the pit.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
All right, Well are you going to respond to him?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
You think I don't know?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh, come on, do it for the show, all right?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
What do you want me to say?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yeah, I got your d M and I got your
talk back.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Tell me something, a little something about yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Ask him if you like sports. That's the big thing sports.
I know, if he's a sports guy, then he's in.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
He might be a race car driver. Maybe he heard
about you.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
All answers M and say, Billy really wants me to
answer so high.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, you know that. The first date I had with
my wife Jen, we watched the Red Sox World Series
and I said to her, you know, are you a
baseball fan? And she said yeah. So we sat and
watched the game and she used every term from every
sport except for baseball. She was using terms from football,
from basketball. You shouldn't have never watch the game before
(03:06):
that was your first date. That was one of the
first times we hung out.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
She like touchdowns, no, no.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Then I tried to put the moves on her and
she shut me down.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
She said, you're not in the third base yeah, And.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I respected it so much, although I was very angry leaving.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So you make them wait, you make them wait a
little bit. You know, you want them to want it.
That's my thing, wasn't that you want to want me?
Jason Dula, who by the way, is in the news.
You see that story know what happened. He has a
shark tank in his house, his mansion in l A.
He has this giant tank with a pet shark, and
he posted a video of it and helped.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You can't have a shark.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
What the hell they think that it's okay to have
a shark? I guess, but the tank is too small.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
For there's a shark in your house.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
When he's holding the shark captive, it's weird. There was
a kid that I grew up with, real weird kid.
He had weird pets. You know the people have tarantulism. Yeah,
he ordered piranhas online and he had piranhas in a
fish tank, you know pans. So then he would invite
people over. He was a sick fuck and he'd like,
want to see something, and he'd.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Take a fish and throw it in with the piranhas
and they would just start.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
There have been movies about it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, but you know what they do. They're vicious. They
don't kill you right away. They go and take a
couple of bites, and then you follow them and they
let you just suffer, and then they come back and
take some more and let you suffer some more. Piranhas
are vicious.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Where would you see this?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's at his house.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
How many piranhas could, like, how many piranhas does it
take to eat.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You to a whole person? Probably a lot. They're not
that traveling. They're small, right, yeah, but yeah they Yeah,
they travel and packs, so I guess if there's a
huge pack, it's like a herd.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's like a cloud in the water.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
My dad swam with piranhas in the Amazon River when
he was a kid. He grew up in Peru. Yeah,
that's what you did, you swam in the Amazon. But
I said to him with a piranhas, said, yeah, take
the risk.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I saw a cool video the other day in the news.
These guys are casting off the shore. That's when you're
fishing from the ground into the water. It's casting. Thank you,
thank you for that lesson and the fisherman belt being
really big, and they had no idea what it was.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It was a giant great white shark.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Shut up, yeah here and yeah, oh I saw this
video and they yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Took the hook out and released it and kind of
pushed it back out into the ocean, which is very cool.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, he was a shark fishing.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It didn't take it as a trophy.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It's a baby. Well, bro, I grew up with that kid.
By the way, Yeah, that's that was. Remember she's not
here anymore. Remember Leanne, the sales girl. She's worked there
a couple of times. You know what, Yanne. That's her brother.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
By the way. The sharks are back.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah you think they less.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
No, they're back bigger than ever this summer. And the
Orcas are back.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Okay that I My lifelong dream is to see orcas.
Can you take me out on your boat and sure them?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Wait there are orcas around here?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh yeah, there was just one last week. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I was gonna say Orca. I know, Killer Whale. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
One of my is my favorite movie.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I love Free Will Hey is a fat well on
your boat?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Free Way.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
You ever see that movie Tommy Boy, Way before your Time?
Chris classic classic. I will say that I watched a
documentary called Blackfish. I will never go to Sea.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
World never never correct opinion never.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I mean the thing with zoos. I get the zoos,
thing with the cans that bring you know, we won't
go to a zoo. I know, I get it, I
get it. But the the Orcas, that's fucked up. What
they do in the Sea World. They should not be
in captivity.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And that documentary is still out there, which one if
you want to find a blackfish?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Did you see it?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh yeah, absolutely, a couple time. It killed one of
the girls. I knew enough about the ocean. I had
no idea that was going on. Yeah, you know, I
took my boys to SeaWorld when they were kids. I
wish I could take that back, not anymore.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
The Wales wish that they could see the.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
World, and SeaWorld is yeah, and SeaWorld is so is
so like they want to, you know, obviously sell tickets.
Have you seen the lineup of performers at SeaWorld. That's
a big story. They have a ton of these big
performers they're bringing in, like rappers and nineties rappers.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, that's even creepy.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I was gonna get I was gonna give you the story,
but I know you hate Sea World, so I didn't.
You don't want to promote it because you don't like it's.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Not about SeaWorld.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
It's about that whole concept of yeah, yeah, holding animals
in captivation for people's entertainment.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Right right, right, Okay, ready for this. They're gonna have
Chris Kirkpatrick of n Singh. Yeah, Genuine Ashanti, Soldier Boy
too Short, the Beach Boys, and Gene Simmons.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So they performed what before they start?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, they have a stage set up there at SeaWorld.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
I don't think that SeaWorld has the whales anymore though
they don't.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I don't think, and I think it's Blackfish.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I was gonna say, I thought that they got in
like a lot of the.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Circus doesn't have an animals anymore, right, I.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Mean SeaWorld obviously still has animals, but I didn't think
it was a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Of SeaWorld has orcs. Oh in three parks in the US. Yeah,
they have a total of sixteen orcas that should be freed.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah? Oh they ended the orca breeding program, so these
are the final generations. Okay, so they're not breeding new ones, which.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Is sad too. They're just going to keep them until
they get too old.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Dis year, and then they're just gonna die.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Like, oh my god, is really you know the best movie?
We should watch it this week?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
No, it's not on any streaming platforms.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
It's really fas to be off.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
No, because I want to watch now you've got a
chest in searching.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It's not on streaming. Free Willy Wait, Free Willy was
way before your time.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
I know. It's just there's like four free willing moment
you have a VHS planer.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Maybe somebody has a v interest grew.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Up on like I was obsessed with sea animals, so
I was like, I loved orcas, I love dolphins, I
loved sea otters. Like every time we'd go to the
library at Barren's school, shout out to the baron Bobkas.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I would check out books about.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh really, do you ever read about that woman that
had a pet dolphin and she used to check them off.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Okay, I'm actually really scared of dolphins because they're so horny.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, I know. No, it was she took care of them,
but she had to do it for a reason. It
wasn't a weird thing. No, it wasn't. She was like
a scientist or something. Yeah, and she used to have
to like beat the dolphin.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
No, but just from your algorithm.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, no, dolphins, crazy insane algorithm.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Dolphins are so horny that they say that, like, women
really shouldn't swim with dolphins because they will try to
fuck you the dolphins. Yes, yeah, they're so horning.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, a couple of seconds.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
True though, Oh do you see the story that they
torture octopi octopuses?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Wait, did you ever watch that movie, the movie about
the octophe.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, yeah, Creatures? Is it sad about octopuses?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay, you ready, you're ready for your history lesson? Yeah, okay,
let's take it to the nineteen sixties with Margaret Howe,
a a scientist actually who had a dolphin named Peter.
Peter was like her, her student that she trained. Okay,
she taught Peter to say her name in English. Okay,
I have the audio here if you want to outplay
(10:23):
that up for you later. But then also things got
weird because then she would started to masturbate Peter. But
why let me say I'm looking for it.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Would she say the words take out your Peter. That's
a horrible that's messed up.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
That's funny joke.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, this is this is messed up. Yeah, there's a
whole documentary. It reveals she eventually decided the best way
to focus his mind on the lessons that she was teaching.
Peter she needed to relieve his desires, so she started
masturbating the dolphin.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, it was very precious, but very gentle. Bill.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Right, you're gonna have to go to the dark web
to get this. Most of his stuff is on the.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
She said, this is a legitimate news source. Bill, And
she says Peter knew that she was there for him
at all time. Again, it was sexual on his part,
but not on hers.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
I mean, they don't have hands.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So they don't have what hands? Oh yeah, that's the
only way to get it done.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I guess.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
No, that's freaking me out.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
What the fuck? So did she get in the water
with it?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Why?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yes, one dollon there's videos. I'm looking at the pictures.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Other dolphins probably would like.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah, oh the dolphin has has urges.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Wait okay, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
He would rub himself on my knee or my foot
or my hand or whatever, and I allowed that.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I wasn't uncomfortable with that as long as it wasn't
too rough.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Peter had caused Margaret some minor injuries on our legs
pushing my obsess.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Sooner in the beginning, when he would get raumboncxious and
have this need, I would put him on the elevator
and say you go play with the girls for a day.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
But as Peter's urges grew more frequent, the process of
transporting him down to the two female dolphins to satisfy
him proved disruptive, and Margaret felt the best way of
focusing his mind back on the lessons was to relieve
his desires herself manually watching.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Lady.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Wow, I told you it was real. I'm not making
this up. This isn't a dark Web thing. This was
a legitimate documentary that was just on the podcast. Yeah,
that's what you get on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, by the way, dragging me into the dark web.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You know who's coming in Monday on this podcast. My
blind friend.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Robbie.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh, he's the one that stole steal a TV and
instead it was a microwa.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah. I don't think that's one hundred percent true. He
stole No, no, no, no, it was I talked him
about it. He did something, or he stole the wrong thing.
I think someone made a joke that that's what it was.
He's gonna tell the whole story on the podcast. He's
coming in to be on the podcast and tell his stories.
It's an amazing story people want to hear. Think about
being a drugut and ivy drug user. Blind?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Okay, how you find the vein?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
He had to have other people do it for him.
But the unfortunate part is Riley because he was blind. Sorry,
he got beat. Most times they'd give him water, a
water shot.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh, think about it, you know, take the.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, he doesn't know, he can't see. They're like, you're
ready to go.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Just water if that happens to you, Like, if there's
water in your placebo yourself.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Into No, I mean I shot vodka.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Okay, what did that do?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Burned bad? And you have to do a lot of it?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Is it the web?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Now?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I mean I got a cup of water, thank God,
to hydrate.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I'm very it's been a long week. Okay, I guess
busy WEEKA.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Can we go back to the dolphins real quick?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh my god, dolphin masturbation.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Have you seen the movie Dolphin Tail?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
No? Okay, no, ahead, I'm starting to think.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
I'm obsessed with sea animals.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
No, dolphin. Dolphintail was a nice story. It was about
this dolphin who lost its tail and had to They
had to teach it how to swim again with a
fake tail.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
It's a really nice.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Did you get whacked off?
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Why do you have to do this?
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Nothing can be sacred, Nothing can be sacred and gentle,
what do you want to do?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You want to get back to the whales?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, I gotta go. This is sick.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Ten out of ten podcast. Anyway, go check out the
video of me and Bill on Instagram at just the
be Easy of us doing the bush challenge.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You shaved your bush.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You shaved your bush? Yours is the end one is
the best, the creepy one.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Hey, what about that?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
According to myself after we filmed it, I was in
there goingly.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Hey, hey, all right, Bill, have a great time at
the wedding. Riley or I respond to my man on Instagram.
All right, and now we'll talk on Monday with Robbie
blind Faith, my friends thea