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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I felt like such a loser yesterday. I like, yesterday
I had to write an email to Denell, who works
here at Fox two and are buy our radio studio?
Who's great? I mean I think I've been here as
long as she is and she.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Works in so she who gets gives us our.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I lost my pass somehow. I don't know how. Just
so people like, if you're watching, all listen, but you
know it's your typical pass in a lanyard. Mine is
a Superman lanyard. I always you know. You need it
to get in the door, you need to get in security.
You need it for every door in this building. And
here's what I the long story short is, I think
I know I lost it, but I.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Mean lot, like literally, it fell out of it.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
If it's not in my car and it's not my house,
and it's not in this room. I looked in this
studio and the stage hands looked too, and I thought, yeah,
but here's what I think happened, because it happened the
other day. Why I was talking to Chelsea after you left.
See this counter over here. When I move this computer around,
things fall into the garbage. Oh no, like the flash
drive that we used to record our show fell into
(00:57):
the garbage. I had to fish out. But I heard it,
but this would be very like you wouldn't hear that.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Right, And so you think you threw it out.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I think I threw I think it fell into the garbage.
So anyway, so that I had to call her, and
the loser part is like, I'm like, I know, this
is like the second time I've had to ask in
a year, but I think I lost my vass And
he's like, yeah, it's fine, we'll print you into them.
We'll give you a temp one. I'm like, okay, Well,
then why did.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
The security guard had have to because it.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Was in he was here, They put it in here
last night. They put it in here, so I had
it when I left to that nice So so we
got to see Russell twice today. Security guard he brought
me in today. But then we were on a little
while ago. He just walked in and said.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You had a delivery.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
This showed up for you. Now I know it's safe
because if you ever send anything to a TV or
radio station, they vet it. They look at it, and
stuff feels before even I don't even know what it is,
but feel it.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
This is down with Detroit. I just feel like this
is shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I mean, it.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Feels too heavy to be sho I just feel like
it's really bold to send someone's shoes if you don't
know their size, you don't know like what they like.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Down with Detroit.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
But well, we're gonna find out. It's in a shoe box.
It's a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's down with Detroit stickers. Okay, that's cool. Look at us,
I'm boxing. Oh, this is a great shirts Tom Selleck
Magnum style with his Detroit Tigers hat on.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That is awesome. I love that.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That's great. What size is that March? Oh my god,
it's great. Else Okay, like a piggy bank. It's a
whole Detroit or is it actual soda?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's a burner's candle? Did we know these things even existed?
It smells like burners? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh my god, it smells exactly like you.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, I really like that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
There's more stick corner Michigan Trumbull. Very nice. This is uh,
I don't know, this is another shirt shirt.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I am loving this chet. I don't know what that means,
but it's something detrue.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh and then this is a big Detroit my sweatshirt
that looks like Berners. Wow, that's great.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
It's a really nice box.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Good job, guys, Thank you. I appreciate that, and our
show will share all of these.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Look at you getting sent to La to meet all
of Superman, and then another gift arrives before you go.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
See look at look at that.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
You want to take this Werner's candle with you to
lighten the hotel.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Room on the planet.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
This is just a slightly good day. It's good.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I know it, I know it. You will. A new
poll found that the average person will I guess, get
thirty five scrapes and bruises each year for about three
a month. And when you factor that in from childhood
to your lifetime, you're basically getting four thousand cuts, scrapes,
(03:56):
and bruises in your life.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
The bruises I definitely get, probably at at least three
a month as an adult, I don't know how often
I get scraped, right, that's more like as a little kid.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
There's nothing worse though than when you go down, like
you trip all your walking and like scrape your knees
and your elbow.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Do you remember scraping your like? I don't think you
do it as much as an adult unless you're actively
running on pavement. But remember when you were a kid
and you'd scrape like you're near your leg and it
would be this big and bleeding, and then it would
it would be all crusted and all oh.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
My god oozy and oh god horrible.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So yeah, you'll do that a lot. One other thing,
we were getting a ton of emails and messages about
the Poop Cruise that we did the review on yesterday. Really,
you guys have to watch that. That is your assignment
before we come back on what the seventh Okay, you guys,
it's fifty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Alison, I watch something else. Yeah, I'll watch Bohemian rap,
said he finally. No, but it's a lot of poop.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
No, you don't see it. It's just it's cold.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
This is the craziest thing.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
At twelve forty three pm yesterday, my brother in law
sent me a video clip of the Poop Cruise documentary
and said, ever heard of poop Lasagna? And I'm like,
did you listen to the show because we literally just
talked about this today and he's like, no, it's a
really quick watch though, like forty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
You should totally check it out.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I'm like, well, that is so random, such random timing.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What is it about it?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You won't watch No, I will, I'll watch it.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I mean, yeah, it's just you know what to have.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, here's what for real, this is the truth. You
did such a good job. It's kind of like when
I tell Warren a movie because he's never going to
see it, so I walk him through the whole thing
beginning to end. I mean, you really so I ruined
it for you. You didn't ruin it, but you just
did it justice.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
And I feel like I know everything that happened, including
what you were literally looking for new things to watch
every single day.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
That's what gave you one.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's the most brilliant reververse psychology I've ever heard, because
and what she did was basically made me feel like
I'm a rock star of storytelling and watching it, look
at me, I already accomplished my goal.