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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We are joined by our good friend Dylan Dylan Dylan
Box to six AM News producer Dylan Land.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Dylan did not win an Emmy this I'm not saying this.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Is this year.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, I'm just like I didn't win one either. I'm saying,
you know, I was even nominated. You you were nominated
about street stole your thunder? Is it? How long she's
Do you blame him?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I usually blame Allen if the weather's bad. If I
stop by to blame Allen.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
How many?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
I means you got four? I won more, and I
mean you have a full shelf. Yeah, it's pretty good.
I have a full shelf. Now I don't have a
place to put a fifth one, so that's fine. Wow,
well there you go.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah we were I mean the Emmys PS five they're
just as hard to get.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yes, true, totally.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
These are the things you shouldn't keep by your bed,
according to fung Shui experts.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh okay, I like a little fun. My dad is
a big funk Shway fan. Yeah, I mean the energy right.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
We have his certain number of fish in the office
and a certain type and all. He's all into the
Look at your dad, He's into the Funay, So let's
see where we all stand here today with this. First
of all, we should not be keeping sharp metal objects
next to our bed, like scissors or nail clippers. Anybody
have that.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
In the drawer.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I had scissors because it opened a medication I used
to take.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
They're gone now.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
But in my drawer on the wall.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Should I not have that? Really?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, because it's it'll easily pierce your energy shield.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh my god, your skin, your skin either way, there's
gonna be some piercing.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Right, Do everyone glaze over.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
She's got a knife, you know what, we'll do that
kind of knife, like a kitchen knife, just for what
a weapon.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I get it, just.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Because someone breaks in in the middle.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Of the night.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I get it, and then I can whip that bad
boy out. I've got to open the drawer first and
hope that I've got time. But yeah, right in the jugular,
don't break into her house.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
We on the eating I do, on my sleeping medicine.
I have a butter knife. That's it. A trash can.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Trash holds murky energy, even if it's just crumpled up paper.
Breathing in the energy of anything murky from a trash
can near your bed is bad pung shui.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Now, I do understand the reasoning, but I think that
the trash can is necessary. We both have on either
side of our beds. We both have matching trash baskets,
and it's where our tissues go when really excessively blow
our noses.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
If I keep a trash can, my dog will get
into it, So there's none of my room to keep
it elevated. I would have to keep it elevated or
one that only opens if you wave something over it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, do doln't sent me the greatest picture of his
dog our video of his dog yesterday because I gave
him that NASA doggy outfit.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh? Did he just wake up? He was trying to
sleep at the store. Okay, Oh.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Up.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Medication and medical records having them next to your bed,
even in a drawer, Allison, allegedly affects your mood and
your mental state. Medicine and medical papers should be kept
not near your bed.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Well, I do have a basket that's in a bookshelf
where stuff is in my room.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Adjacent. Yeah it's yeah, actually it's adjacent.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
But I'm sorry, So I'm supposed to get up and
walk to a bathroom.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
To take my medication as opposed to open drawer, open
pill box, medicine cabinet. Okay, well no.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And finally, fresh flowers, but only if you're in a relationship.
If you're single, it's fine. If you're married. It invites
third party involvement. So keep fresh flowers by your bed.
And they cheat who wrote this?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
This is from the New York Post, And I do
trust the New York Post to come up with good things.
But what on earth does fresh flower is have to
do with welcoming a third I don't have them in
my room, but I do buy them for the house.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I don't know where that sends. What's going? But I
was like, what's coming after this?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Butt?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
No, I'm just I've been welcoming third party into my
life for a while.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Do you have a pineapple sitting outside your apartment as well?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I just learned about that, did you. Yeah? I just
learned about that.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
A friend of my Superman group works on a cruise
ship and he said, yeah, don't bring any pineapple anything
on your ship. Right.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Look, I didn't know that, which is sad because I
think pineapples are just really cute.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
If you're a sweet old lady in a pineapple blouse, right,
exactly a couple of other old people.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Though I don't know old people are freaking out. I
know that were the highest rise of those nursing homes
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe, well, Dylan, you can story investigated.
Oh good, are you win an emmy? I'm glad.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I went to journalism school, so I investigated.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Horny old people.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Could be any story.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Though journalism comes in all forms, in all forms.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
All right, and good seeing. You're not going to see
us for a while. We're here tomorrow and then we're
not back until what the seventh Yeah, yeah, assignment on
an assignment.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I'm hiding in a suitcase. Go into the red carpet thing. Yeah,
let's go, all right, perfect, all very nice. It's time
to go too. How could you not want to? It's
gonna be so much fun.