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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning show, Shannon,
your dog bo I saw you posted a picture of
bow on your on your story. I love him. He's
just he's he's a boy. He's a gross dog.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
He loves dirty underwear, not just underwear, dirty women's panties,
as Mojo says. And yesterday we had somebody over our
house to give us a quote on something that we're
having done. And he comes downstairs with three used tampons
(00:37):
in his mouth and spreads them out on the rug
in the kitchen and just starts going to town. As
I'm like screaming. I was so embarrassed too, because somebody
at the house even still, that's so disgusting.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Go into town. Is that a common thing, because I
think so? But is it you?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
And I've had to like we need to close the
bathroom doors, like, you know, does he get into every Yeah,
which we have in my bathroom, but not in other bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
And yeah, I I often wonder sometimes like what did
your dogs eat that, you know? And how many of
these dogs actually have had literally had to poop out
a tampon, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But the thing is like he knows how to get
into so I have a wicker hamper in my bedroom.
He knows how to open the top of the hamper
and get in there and dig for specifically my dirty underwear,
not Wes's. No, just the girls. He doesn't care about Smith's.
He doesn't care about Wes's. He can't go down in
the basement anybody to get Karen.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
So my my dogs. Yeah, it's interesting. It is a
lot of the women's stuff. There must be something with
your guys' pheromone. Yeah, that's right. I have had my
dogs peen like in weird spots now and I don't
know if they're trying to send a message, but I
will take I take them out like five or six times,
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you know, in an hour. It seems like in an hour.
They want to go. They want to go outside a lot,
like they ring the bell, and yet they'll come right back.
They go out and all they do is sniff and
then try to like look and see somebody, you know,
in the neighborhood and chase after him and whatever the
deal is. And then they'll and they will pee, and
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they'll you know, poop and do all their things. But
then they'll come in the house and I'll say to
Chelseay go. The dog just peed over, you know, in
the kitchen area, like new spots, like they've got their
regular spots. Like it's gotten to a point now where
Chelsea and I have to like get rid of a
carpet that's in our you know, our front room. I said,
it's time, just we's got to dump things. But now
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they're finding new spots to go pee. It's almost like
they're anticipating we're going to get rid of these an act.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Could you imagine having company at your house and Henry
and Louis bring out a pad.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
So embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I didn't know what it was at first, and then
I looked. And when he knows he's doing something naughty,
I have a polstered chairs around my dining room table.
He'll go under the chair. So I knew he had
something bad. So I picked up the chair and moved it,
and that's what was there.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So the people didn't see it. The guests didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
She well, no, she did, and I was so embarrassed.
I'm like this day, dog, I swear to God.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
What's up? Marissa Hill? Hello, Marissa Mercy, how you doing?
You have you have a dog that likes tampons?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh yeah, our older dog. She passed away, but she
would campons.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
But when she was outside you could.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
See the string singing from her butt. So we would
have to literally ship the string and pull it out.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh my god, I honestly would I would want to
witness that to pull it out. I would I for
some reason, like I used to, I like like watching
weird videos. If that was on TikTok, that would be
in my algorithm.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well it's about to be because you said it out loud.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
They would be in her poop too, But like sometimes
this string would be hanging, so we would have so sick.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Why can I ask this question of dog owners and Marisa,
maybe you can share her with us before you hang up.
If the dogs like tampon, do they also like condoms,
like they got a thirst for blood? Is there some
kind of a thing with that, because if they like
the pheromones or whatever, like Anna said, do they also
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just like late checks? Really? So there's there's no idea. Yeah,
thank you, thank you for the call, Marisa. I appreciate you.
Thank you. You have a good one, you too. Eight
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Speaker 5 (04:57):
Zero of her stories about dogs going in trash cans
and getting condoms, though really bringing them up like I've
heard that.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, to a couple of textures, by the way, a
lot of tampon textures. Uh three one three one three
says my dog loves tampon so much that we have
to keep the garbage can up on the countertop. That
is the thing. They'll go, They'll go after it. You know,
they'll figure out a way to get it. Is it
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bad for them?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
I'm sure?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh yeah, get stuck somewhere.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I mean underwear.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I go through under I probably buy new underwear once
every two months because he just goes to town on it.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's yeah, here, here's an underwear one Like the last
caller who is at Marissa that we just talked to.
We had to pull my wife's underwear from out of
my dog's butt, I bet.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
And that can.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Actually more interesting.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That can be a surgery because it can get wrapped
around their organs.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah. Can you imagine having that bill going to the
emergency vent for that one? Uh, I'm telling you, I'm
gonna I'm gonna be in TikTok on TikTok. Most of
the days, are you in the smelling panties?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, No, but I'm not either. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I'm just out on getting I'm not a dog though,
but like that just thing.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What's up, Samantha, How you doing good? How are you
guys doing okay? What's happening?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Well? When I was little, when I first started my period,
I really didn't know how to wrap up my pats
properly when I threw it in the trash and my
sister had a puppy and it wasn't even the puppy's fault,
but she screamed at me and made me feel so embarrassed.
So to this day, I like full fledged really doesn't
matter through it, I know, it was so embarrassing, though
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my sister was more mad at me than the dog.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You know what you guys have, Thank you. I appreciate.
The thing I hate when the kids leave stuff around,
or when they did when they were little, especially was
cleaning up and realizing that that, you know, some of
the stuff with stuff we needed. But also it was
just a pain in the ass, like when your dogs eat.
The other thing too, is I don't know if your
dogs do this. So we live we live on a lake,
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and so we have these you know, geese that all
the time, and they they geese, they will the geese
will poop. The dogs love to roll in the poop.
It's the worst, ever, because it's giving them a bath
stinks like to have to give them, you know, a
random bath, but goose poop bath is the worst. What's up, Brianna?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
How are you good? What's going on?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Well, I was listening as usual, and I heard about
the foreign body stuff. And I work at an er
vat clinic, so yeah, tampons, dirty diapers, all that stuff.
People have to bring them in and reinduce vomiting on that.
So it's a pretty common thing I see daily working
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at an ear clinic.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I do not understand why they like that. How much
is that stuff go?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Like?
Speaker 7 (08:07):
How much is the bill easily starting at, like, you know,
looking at least six hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Yeah, quick question, it's like two hundred coming in and
four to six hundred of vomit and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
What's the most painful thing that you've ever had to
pull out of a booty of a doggie.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Oh luckily I don't have that job. I stay up front.
But yeah, you're not supposed to pull anything out of
the butt like you're just we cut it and then
we go from there, because if it's wrapped around the
intestines and you're pulling on a huge issue.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
What have you known though, that people have had like
some of the things.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I mean, we have had dirty tampons, definitely, it's huge
sticks that happens, even toothpicks, all that kind of stuff.
But yeah, they love the dirty stuff, the underwear.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Lydia just that in my ear. You said, fishing or
fish hooks.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, especially in summertime.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh my god, I have.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
It like in their lip and it's just sucking.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Waiting ouch ouch ouch ouch. Well, thank you for the call.
I appreciate it. Mikayla. What did your dog eat?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Good morning? So my dog ate my brother's crims one
time and then her poop looked like toxic cosmic brownies.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh my god, that's great. Tina. What's going on? Tina?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Hey, how are you guys doing?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
We're doing okay, what's happening? Good?
Speaker 8 (09:44):
I was calling in about the dog things. So yeah,
they get pretty pricey and we're rescue people, so we
got a rescue dog and she had an autoimmune disease,
so she was on like pregni zone, which causes you
to be very hungry. And she ate a hole in
a tablecloth after turkey dinner and they had to remove
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about a foot and a half of her intestine and
costs four grand and then she did it again and
she part.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Of a dish toweled like a couple of years.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Later, and yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Dollars, you need to be risking. I know.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
My husband was out of town and I was like,
you would have done the same thing. I had to
make a quick decision and decide if I wanted to
have it done or not.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You're an angel, by the way, Tina would have done
the same thing. I couldn't. Yes, you would have.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
You know they're looking at you like, I don't feel good.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, Henry repeat, And I stepped writing it in the
kitchen yesterday and I was like, can we put him down. No.
Tony hates, by the way, when I talk about dogs
because he thinks the dog people are going to come
back at me again. And he's like, you put this
image on there that you hate your dogs. Yet any
time that I'm on the phone with you, you're like,
(11:01):
come on, Henry, play with Henry. I'm alright, Henry, Or
is misfit. Victor calls him Henry. He's like, that's the
Albanian Henry. Henry. I got a text, what's going on? Rachel?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
So I work in emergency medicine as well as one
of the technicians, and we, you know, do the surgeries
for these removals all the time. And we once had
a shit suit that we pulled about twenty tampons, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Keep track of what we pull out.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
But yeah, it's just I don't know, oh my godness,
lifestyle of how how piled up they were there. But
the dog got into all of that and it did not.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Like Also, I feel bad for that lady had a
bad period.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I never thought about that. Wow,