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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Mojo in the morning. I got a bunch
of stuff I want to talk about here. Today is
a very big day. Today is the official day that
Bianca from our show is no longer dating a teenager. Whoa.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh, my God. Is it Bryce's birthday?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah. He is no longer a teenager. Is he the
big 2-0? He's 20 years old now. She's got a
20-year-old now.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Happy birthday, Bryce.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Happy birthday, Bryce. Bianca's got a 20-year-old.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Bryce is the sweetest.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Bryce.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Give me one more year, and then he can start
drinking with me.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh, my gosh. That's what I'm waiting for. The countdown
is on. Are you excited for that? Are you excited
for the moment that you don't have to say anything?
Stay in the car, Bryce. I'll be out with my
friends in a little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, that's what we're doing. So I want to do
a party bus with my friends for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So I'm like, he can go on the party bus.
He's just going to have to stay on the bus again.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Bianca, you already did this to him for your birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
He's going to have to do it again.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Bianca.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
For Bryce's birthday. Bryce, you got to stay on the
party bus. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
All my friends and I are going to go in
and celebrate for you. We'll get a shot for you.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Don't do that to him.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
But I'm so excited. I've been celebrating his birthday all week.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
What have you been doing?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
So Tuesday, I went to Topgolf with his cousins. Yesterday,
I took him to Cosm with me because he really
wanted to go.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So we did that.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Tonight, we're going to go out to dinner with his
family because today's his birthday. Tomorrow, we're just going to
have a chill day. And then Saturday, I'm doing a
big surprise.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh, fun. Yeah. We're going to do a whole bunch
of stuff. So you get invited to the family birthday?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yes, of course.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
His mom and dad are okay with you being there? Yeah.
I guess so.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm not allowed to go to like the main family birthday.
Like they're having their big family party tomorrow. I'm not
going to that.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I feel like you should go.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
No, no.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I don't want to go to that yet. I feel
like it's still too early to go to like his grandparents'
house and stuff and like be with all this.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You guys have been together for a year.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I know. Have you met his grandparents?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Like once.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Do they know that you're a girl that is dating
him or do they think that you're like his? Oh,
they just think you're friends.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
That's all it still is.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Why don't they know?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Because in our culture, you're not really supposed to be
like dating someone. It's like you meet the grandparents when
you're like engaged. Like, oh, we're getting it. Like, this
is like my wife. You know, that's how it is.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I thought it was that way for parents, too. But
you're really close to his parents.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
My parents are whitewashed. His parents are pretty Americanized. Is
that okay to say?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Like, I love his dad. I don't think I've met
his mom.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Have I met his mom?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
His mom is beautiful, by the way.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Her mom, his mom and I.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Such a beautiful lady. Question for you, though. So is it, like,
basically a secret? And, like, do people know that he's
dating or they don't even know that?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No, I think his family knows that they're dating, but
I don't know. It's like a weird dynamic.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, you're dating, not they're dating.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
We're dating. They know that, but I guess the elders,
like the older generations, they think that we're just friends.
Even my Jiddu thinks that we're friends.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Jiddu is smarter than that.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Jiddu knows. Oh, I think he knows, too. Bryce went
to his house before, and I'm like, hey, this is
Austin's friend, Bryce.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
This is Austin's friend. Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
And Jiddu's like, I see your TikTok. I see you
on TikTok. I'm like, ah, shoot.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
How old's your grandpa?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I think he's like 86, 87.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
He's not dumb.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
He's on TikTok?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
He joins my TikTok lives, too. He's on there.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
That is so great.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
He doesn't even know English. I'm like, how are you
reading this?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
He's on TikTok. He knows what's going on.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Jiddu can see you and Bryce's music video that you did.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Whoa.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh, there's no denying that.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
No one's seen that yet, actually.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh, Kev's seen it.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I saw it. You sent it to us.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I can never get it out of my mind.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
My parents have not seen it yet. I don't think
they know that I've.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Even done a music video. I want to be in the,
in to the life of Bryce and Bianca because the
two of them getting together, they do stuff, you know,
they do a lot together. They're always together, but the, the,
Let's make a music video. I still think that's like
the wildest thing.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You guys are cute.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I don't want.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
To do it. I'm scared. Do you want to know
how into?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
The video is so cringe.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Just post like a clip as a happy birthday on
the page today. It's your happy birthday post.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Wait a second. Would he like that or did he
just do that for you and expected it to be.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Like a private event?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
He did it for me so I wouldn't have to
do it with another guy.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh, because he didn't want another guy acting. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Bryce is like, I hate this. I hate the camera.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You should play it at your family dinner. Hey, guys,
I just want to play something for our family dinner.
See what Bryce's dad does.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I'm filming your guys' next video because he's a videographer,
so he knows what he's doing, too.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Do you want to hear how into Bryce she is,
like how much she's in love with him? This Michigan
State Spartan. Has converted.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Has converted.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
What?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm now a University of Michigan fan.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
She's a Michigan fan because of that.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You went to Michigan State.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I don't even know the Michigan State fight song, but
I know this one. Rod. Wait, watch. Let's go blue.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Everybody knows that.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
That's crazy. I can't believe that. So, yes, I'm going
there with her.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Every Spartan, I want you to disown her. Disown her.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Like she disowned us.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That's when you know, by the way. What do you mean?
I can tell you this. I know buddies of mine,
like they'll be out with girls and their girls all
of a sudden kind of turn in. They morph. Like
look at Joe and his fiancee, Alyssa. She now, for
some reason, fakes that she likes Disney and like Star
Wars and all that stuff. You know what it is?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
How do you know that?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Every girl loves Disney. You know what it is? Yeah.
She dickmatized. Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Why do you call it perg?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh, my God. You call it perg.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
That guy's pussy whipped. Oh. Wait, what? I can't see.
Shanna said, I can't see. Oh.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Dump it, dude. I know what you said. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Bianca, digmatize. You can say digmatize, but you can't say
the P word.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's what happens when you're a cougar.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Right?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Don't ever do that again. By the way, what part
of this conversation is going to be more awkward for
Bianca with Bryce's mom and dad at dinner? The music
video or I'm digmatized? The music video, honestly.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I know.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I have the music video pulled up right now. I'm
like watching it on silent. I really hate my life.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Hold on. A funeral home, Tom. What did you want
to say?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Do you really think that his or your grandparents don't
know about you two? They probably got married when they
were 16.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
That is true. That generation was married so young. They
don't think that you guys are going to get married
or be in that case.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I don't know. I know my mom's dad knows that
we're dating because he's met Bryce a couple of times.
I've introduced him as my boyfriend. And every time he
sees Bryce now, he's like, what up, Ray?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
What up, Ray?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh, he doesn't know his name. He's never called him
the right name since.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What's up, Courtney? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I'm curious if it's a cultural thing, but Bianca, you'll
like tell the whole world on the radio that you
guys are going to get married, but you can't meet
his family.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Listen, I just hope the people on the radio don't
know my face. They just know my voice. So if
they see me, they don't know that I'm actually the
one talking about Bryce. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Bianca Kashi on TikTok. It is funny when we, as
a show, we'll bring something up on the air going,
I don't think they're ever going to know that we're
saying anything. And eventually it becomes an Instagram clip, right?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
And then you see the podcast getting 30,000 shares.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
All right.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Everyone, the whole family is knowing now.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Guess what? Well, happy birthday, Bryce. Happy birthday, Bryce. No longer.