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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I got a bunch of text messages yesterday from people
that were all like, oh my god, did you see this?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh my god, did you see this?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
And they were all sending me the same post that
was put up on Facebook, and the post was a
conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
This is actually pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
First off, what is this site McComb or it's not
a MacComb breaking news. Who are the people that put
this thing together? By the way, My attorneys are searching
for them right now. But there is a post that
was up and it says a conspiracy theory is sweeping
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McComb County as local man Greg Harmon insists that he
has uncovered Detroit's deepest secret. Mojo in the Morning and
Fox two anchor Jay Towers are actually the same person.
I've been watching them for months, Harmon says, pointing to
the side by side photos and clips the last the
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head tilts, the tie pattern. It's identical. I'm not sure
if Jay Towers is Mojo or if Mojo is Jay Towers.
These things are keeping me up at night. Harmon claims
sightings across McComb County of Mojo Towers scene at Clinton
Township Kroger early in the morning and broadcasting on the
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radio later the same day prove that they live a
double life.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
This is actually pretty interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's wild too, because he actually posts two pictures and
thank you, by the way, to this conspiracy theory person.
They put a really nice skinny picture of me, and
actually Jay's the one that's got the skinny pictures. Now
you got to see what Jay looks like now, he's
as skinny as can be.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I've is it a.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Coincidence that you're both getting skinnier?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I don't want comment.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
This is pretty crazy. I haven't seen the comments. I
just looked at them. I didn't look at the post.
Somebody'd screenshoted informed.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Some of them are okay.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
One person writes, Chrisma Tia writes they have never been
seen together in the same room. Others are writing wait,
I'm so confused now. Another said dead ass thought that
was Ryan Reynolds pointing to you. Oh I always thought
they were actually brothers. Wow, oh my god, these are
so funny.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Jay Towers, by the way, is a no comment on this.
I'd like to make a comment if I can.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Is this official? This is an official comment on this? Uh?
If it is true.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Can I broadcast from the Southfield studios that Jay broadcast
from every day so I don't have to drive all
the way into the city and u and deal with
snow when it's snowing here in like the next couple
of weeks or a month or so.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Actually, my comments are that if I were to be
one person and one person only, I would not want
to be Jay. I'd want to be I would want
to be Kevin. I would want to be I would
want to be you, keV. What a fun life you
have to say? I would love that. I would love
to know what is the craziest conspiracy theory that you
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fully believe? Because we talk about conspiracy theories all the
time on our show. A matter of fact, yesterday we
were talking about that nobody really landed on the moon.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
That one was was was a big yeah? And who
was it? Else?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Was it Ariana Grande? I think it was yeah, Aria Grande.
So I think there are different conspiracy theories all the time.
I feel like conspiracy theories he popped up even more
after COVID. I feel like everybody had their conspiracy theories
that are out there. I remember everybody was like thinking
that celebrities are eating people and eating babies, and then
they have Pizza Gate was a big one too, that
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pizza place that was.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
In DC or whatever.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
I don't even think mine is like a conspiracy theory.
I think mine is like fact. I truly believe that
Apple Maps, Google Maps, Ways, all of these maps are
in cahoots with certain restaurant chains in certain gas stations,
and that's why they take you on the routes that
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are a bit out of the way.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I believe that.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Is that your own theory, I've never heard that.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I think I believe.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I think you can buy I think those advertisers buy it,
like the subway sandwiches and all that stuff, like like
why am I going this way?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Sometimes the way the route is so strange to me.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
They say that a lot of them, like Google Maps
and ways. They say it's based on traffic flow of
other people that are using the app at the same time.
But I think you might be right.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Because it's a lot.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
How many times have you been in the car you
don't know where you're going, You put in the address,
then you start to drive. Apple Maps in particular, and
they show traffic by showing a long yellow strip and
you're there and it's literally no traffic around, Like, what
are you all looking at?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I just happened to yesterday.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Kay, what is your conspiracy theory that you actually believed
to be facts?
Speaker 7 (04:50):
The Earth is flat, It's definitely flat, so.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You know a lot of people believe that's confused like
a penny. Yeah, it's just a fla. It's just fla.
That's interesting.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
I mean, yeah, plates are flat and round, so I
don't know why it's like a big thing to be like, oh,
it can't be flat because it's round. Duh, it can
be both. Two things can be true at the same time.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Do you believe in planets though?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Like that was the other thing too, Like people that
usually believe in the Earth is flat don't believe in
that there are planets in the Solar System.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
They think that those are just stars out there.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
So I think that planets are planes. I think there
are different dimensions of existance, and there are planes like
their planets. There are other flat, round planes, but it's
all flat. And yes, you have to go through whatever
you have to go through to get from one plane
to another. But I don't really think we can go
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to outer space. So no, I don't believe we've ever
been to the moon either, Like, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
No, where's Neil Degress? I believe in that. I'm going
to tell you something.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I believe that as much as I believe that Kevin
has ever pleasured a woman.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
So I just want you to know that.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
But I think there's pleasure because Jasmin definitely doesn't sound
like she's opposed to the oldest it's true.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Maybe maybe yeah, I'll take you to another dimension either
hither Are.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You doing good?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Guys? How are you good?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
What's your conspiracy theory? That you believe.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
That the RBS steak fights are missing people?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I've never heard.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
That's great, that.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Is and by the way, we do not we do
not condone that as as a truth. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Uh, we have advertising from them, so we do not
condone it. They're delicious. What's going on in Tiana? What's
your conspiracy theory?
Speaker 8 (06:56):
I believe that we are an experience meant for the aliens,
and they watch us like reality TV, like the Truman Show.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I could see that. I'll look up for the sky
and just be like, there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
That was interesting for you, especially if you drive down river.
I believe that but Felipe, what's up? Felipe, Hey, what's up?
What's going on? What's your conspiracy theory?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
You believe?
Speaker 8 (07:21):
So my conspiracy theory?
Speaker 9 (07:23):
If you watch the Avengers movie in twenty nineteen, endgame
comes out and Thanos, you know, right around there, he
snaps his finger, half the world shits the peers in
twenty twenty, COVID conspiracy that that's released, and then all
a lot of the world just starts dying off.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's deep. God, Jesus, now you're making you scared. That's
low key deep.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That makes me as scared as the fact that Jay
Towers and I are the same person. That is crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Hey, hey, what's your name again?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Felipelie if they know, snapped his finger and like you said,
half had to leave while the other half stay.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Who was staying? Jay Towers or Mojojo?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I appreciate that, Miriam, Hi, what's your conspiracy theory?
Speaker 10 (08:14):
They took pockets away from women's pants to make us
by person.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Oh that's smart, low key.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That doesn't sound like a conspiracy. That actually sounds like
it could be a fact.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
See that's smart.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, what a way to get you go out and
buy a purse Ryan, Hi, what's your conspiracy theory?
Speaker 11 (08:36):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Ryan from KIMP. So I've kind of looked at this
one before. I don't know if anyone else has the
Garth Brooks is a serial killer? Wait wait, oh wow,
it's you guys. Are cann get into a deep pull
on this one. So if you ever look at Garth
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Brooks wherever his concerts were in North America, there's always
missing people and they're like a legitimate identified missing people
that go missing either the night of his concert or
are still missing to this day.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And that if you.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Really, like, if you really get into the depot on it.
With his first like I think it was his first
million dollars he made or something, or I forget the
number he bought, like ten acres of land in it
was either and again I can't remember the exact number,
in either Alabama or Arkansas or something. And there's never
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been anything put on that land.
Speaker 11 (09:36):
He just owns it.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
So the conspiracy theorists believed that he was that he's
just buried bodies in all that.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Way out there.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
From Brooks.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Courtney, what's up, Courtney? What's your conspiracy theory?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Pray good morning.
Speaker 11 (10:00):
I'm sick.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
I think there's no way that Katie Perry and her
posse went to space.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
That's a popular one.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, Lydia, you agree with that one too, don't you.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Most definitely there's no way.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, no, it's yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
That that well, that whole thing, that that Jeff Bezos
thing is a bunch of bs. I think that's that
that when they flew that thing up in the sky.
Even Michael Strahan and those guys, they basically are just
up in the sky for a little bit and they
come right back.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Uh, Rob, your conspiracy theory.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Elvis Presley isn't dead.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
He's Bob Joyce down in Arkansas.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
He's what He's hanging out with Darth Brooks and actually
came on YouTube and said, I'm.
Speaker 11 (10:41):
Actually Elvis Presley, who's a pastor down in Arkansas.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Really, what's the pastor's name again? I want to look Bob.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Joyce, Bob Joyce. It's interesting. Let me ask you this
with that. Why would a celebrity just go away? Is
it that they were wanted for something, or they're afraid
they're getting.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Killed, mop tized, or he was getting too political or
or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
So I think there's been a lot of talk about
you know Tupac and Biggie. But there's also been talked
recently that Charlie Kirk that was shot, that he's not dead.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
People.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
People don't believe that he's dead if you look at look.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, but here's the deal. There is no autopsy and Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And when you look at the picture of his wife
leaning over the casket kissing, the hands look like a
fake hand. It looks like, uh, cover up. I mean
it could be. That's interesting. But we should stop talking
about this because we can get ourselves in. But I
but I will say the Tupac thing.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I believe he's alive.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You think so.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
He's in witness protection.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I saw him at the Pistons game last night. He
was pissed that Cunningham didn't play. I was too, what's
up t how you doing?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You got that land.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
I'm actually very scared to say this one because I
think the government is going to get me. But I
think that in the Denver Airport there's time to bunkers
the government and the elite people.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yeah, that's that's what I've heard over and over again.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And what are they using those those tunnels for? For
like safety?
Speaker 10 (12:08):
For like you know, like if the world is you know,
they got like the New World Order plastic.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
It's like a space for secret societies underneath the Denver Airport.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
It's an Illuminati or something.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Have you ever flown into that airport and had to
like drive crazy?
Speaker 10 (12:25):
I literally just flew there for Halloween, like I had.
I was coming back from Houston. I had a lady
over there, and I was just walking around. It felt
so eerie and creepy.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Man.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
There's honestly, there is nothing close to that airport. It's
the most inconvenient airport ever.
Speaker 10 (12:41):
And when you fly over it, like when you're landing,
you literally see there's nothing around it for miles and miles.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
That weird horse statue with the glowing eyes that's been
nicknamed Lucifer.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Right weird.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, yep, Hold on one. This one's interesting, Terrence. What's
your conspiracy theory?
Speaker 11 (13:00):
The stars aren't really real? It's the government controlling the
weather and watching the earth.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Can I tell you?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I think that the government can control the weather, and
I believe it more than ever. After seeing the hurricane
season this year, I think there is something to this.
Remember last year how every hurricane went to the same area.
And destroyed the Gulf coast this year. Now it's all
pushing off away from the United States. I think the
government can control that. I believe that. I believe that
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there's like wind. I don't know they got the fans
or something that are out there. And if the government,
I like them to control the winter.
Speaker 11 (13:36):
Those are satellites. They control the weather, and that's how
the tsunami happened.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
That's where are you, Terrence?
Speaker 11 (13:44):
Two weeks? For two I'm in East Point, Michigan for
two weeks being my best friend, set outside watching the star,
the certain star up in the ear. It did not
move to stay right in the same ere it for
two weeks.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Street question, n what drugs are you doing? And how
do you have time for two weeks to be sitting
in the same spot watching the stop.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Awesome? Terrence? Let me see your means, Terrence.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Are you one of those guys too that doesn't pay
your taxes and they haven't caught up to you yet?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I know you guys.
Speaker 11 (14:25):
No, My homeboy is he smooks a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Okay, we I got contact.
Speaker 11 (14:30):
To the house, so we shall go the porch. He smooked.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I like it. For two weeks we looked up at
the same stop.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Did your neighbors walk by and go Terrence, Bob, what
do you got?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
What are you guys doing there?
Speaker 8 (14:47):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (14:47):
We throw it from his apartment complex in my house
and we stay like a mile apart.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's amazing. Are you guys on the phone going a moment?
Speaker 11 (15:00):
Because we were sitting there one day and was in
the He was like, man, why is that one star
so bright in the dull moon? I said, you know what,
I see a star over here by me too.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
What I'm saying?
Speaker 11 (15:16):
So, so I went to miss apartment complex. We looked
up in the sky and the saynew it was there.
We came in, went to my house. We looked up
in the sky, the say moon. We was just sitting there.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Wow, it was just sitting there. Are you? I love you.
Thanks for the call, buddy, I appreciate it.