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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Shannon You.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I don't know why I said it like that, no idea.
I think it's because I was trying to catch my
breath because I'm fat and I have our catch Shannon,
You and uh Smith went to go eat at Subpinos

(00:23):
right the pizza place.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Down the It is so dan. I know they have
another one in I think the New Center area. It
is a cool opening one on I just saw their
opening one on south Field.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
In Southfield. I don't know what that is. They are
by the way. It's a really it's packed during lunchtime too.
People go there and it's crazy. I don't know how
it was at night. But they need gluten free pizza.
Will you please tell them that they have nothing gluten
free except for salads in there, which is not bad,
but it's you know, is that the pizza.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
We get for like our team meetings here?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
No, I don't know what we should get there.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I don't think I've ever had them before.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
It's it's also good like Actually, Smith and I we
sat at the bar, which he thinks he's so cool,
and we actually got meatballs. They have those big like
good big meatballs and salad and anyway, so he and
I are eating, and this was dinner, and so it's
me Smith. And then I noticed on the other side
of Smith there's a guy. He's probably twenty five years old,
and he's there. You could tell he's there by himself.

(01:20):
He get his air pods in, scrolling on his phone,
drinking a beer, orders a pizza for himself.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Totally fine, understand.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Except as I'm talking to Smith, I'm kind of watching
how this guy is eating. And I couldn't help it.
He was eating all of his pizza right up until
the crust, and then he was making a pile of
the crust on his plate. And I'm thinking to myself,
as an adult man, you cannot do that.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
You cannot eat.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
And the way he was doing it too, he was
eating the pizza, and then it reminded me of that
scene in Big where Tom Hanks eats the little teeny
tiny corn. It's not the cop It would go like
all the way around the crust, no no, no, no, no no,
and then put it on the plate. And he'd eat
the pizza and then go all the way around the crust.
No no no, and then put it in a pile
on the plate. And I'm thinking, does your Mommy, cut

(02:12):
the crust off your peeb and jays.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
At home too.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
You cannot do that as an adult. You got to
eat the crust exactly. I don't know what age it is.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
It's like thirteen or fourteen, but whatever, you didn't do
in terms of crust before that age.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
He eats a proverb either way, the best.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Part of the pizza.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Do you think that when he brings a sandwich from
home he cuts it in triangles?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I mean, it does taste spider and triangles. But I'm
thinking if this man goes out on a date and
he takes his date to Subpinos, you're telling me he's
gonna eat his pizza like that and leave a pile
all the crust.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
All right, let's talk about let's do this.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Let's talk about weird things that people do eating that
remind you of like childhood eating, Like how about this?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
How about the person?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And this is you know that you've dated somebody like
this that doesn't eat with a fork but only uses
a spoon. Have you ever gone on a date with
a guy and he eats with a spoon like he's
in the end? You ever notice that when they do it,
they do it like this, they grab a spoon like this, Yeah,
and they they're like grabbing it with their fists around
it instead of doing it. Yeah. My favorite is we

(03:20):
went for sushi. Chelsea and I went for sushi and
to see the guy who was sitting at the table
next to us, guaranteed on a date. Cute girl, cute guy,
good looking guy. And he had the little kid chopsticks
with the little piece of paper in the rubber band
on the top. She's using regular chopsticks and he's got

(03:40):
the kitty chopsticks.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, there's a dinner
chop sticks. Do you judge me?

Speaker 5 (03:47):
And be honest? I am this, Yeah in a sentence.
I'm the type of person. Excuse me if I go
to I don't know, any restaurant is not super fancy,
but if they have like the coloring sheet of papers,
or they have like the crosswear puzzles or the worst
as you have to do it, bro.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm just saying it, but I've got to do it
at least one time.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
I feel like that's kind of cute.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Some people actually a really like more talented artists as
adults than they are as little kids. Yeah, but that's
that's kind of funny. They don't they have a restaurant
that's like that where they have like coloring books for you.
I don't they probably do full on books. Yeah, I
think they do have like a coloring book place. Eight
four four Mojo Live eight four four six six five
six four eight Amanda, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
We're talking about Shannon witnessing a grown ass man eating
like a little child.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Good morning, Mojo and crew.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
What's happening. We're doing great?

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Not much. I'm not just called in to tell you guys.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
I eat my crust first, so that way the cheese
in the corner of the piece, the cheese on the
corner of the pizza as the last piece I eat.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yes, I've never heard that before. What is up with
people that don't like crust? I think the crust is
actually the best part of the pizza.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I like the crust. I just like the cheese in
the corner. Better have you ever known anybody does it?

Speaker 7 (05:07):
Like her?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Where you start with the crust? Now, you never start
with the crusts, unless unless it's like a Jet's pizza,
like one of those corner pizzas. Where the crust is
the best, or a Chicago style deep dish pizza.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Rob it's pizza, like I do.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You're actually quoting or you're using him as your reference point?
How do you know that that he does that?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Did you? Oh? Did he really? Okay?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
As butter garlic best crust combination?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Butter butter parmesan is like from Hungry Howies are you
talking about? But you can get occasion and the garlic
on the crust. Oh, I thought you were actually telling
me to pick one. Actually, it's the combination of the
gods that Hungry Howies does have good Uh, they their
crust is good stuff. Eight four four Mojo Live eight

(06:02):
four four six six five six five four.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Eight is our telephone number.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I cannot believe how many people say that they throw
their crust away.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
They don't, They don't eat crust.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
It was just funny how this guy was eating the
pizza up to the crust and then making a tower
of it.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah, that's the whole situation.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
If you're on a date.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
If you're on a date and you're going on a
date and the person eats like a child, do you
think they make love like a child? Do you think
that or do you think that they're like a child
in uh way? In other ways?

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yeah, probably, It's got to be a mental thing. Really,
It's like how you eat says a lot about you,
like more than other things.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
I really really do.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I've heard people say that they think that I would
be horrible in bed because of I chew with my
mouth open and I eat fast.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
They think that, how does that translate?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
They equate that to being fast in bed because fast, Yes,
that I'm like a fast I'm like I will. I
don't savor it where sacks you would think like in which,
by the way, they're absolutely right, they aren't.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Wrong in that. Have you ever thought about that? I
think about the guys that you've been with. Okay, they eat?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
I said, that's with such conviction because this is Wes.
Wes is the politest, most well mannered eater I have
ever seen in my whole entire life. And this is
coming from a girl who had to go to etiquette
school for like seven years.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
But the way that he eats is so just like.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Intentional, and he eats slow, and he uses he like
butts up the food against his knife and then like
turns the fork.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Over to put it in his mouth. It is just.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Very methodical, and that is how that is how Wes
is very methodical, and that's how it is in the
bedroom too, No.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Dustin, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
How you guys doing today?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
We're good. What's going on? Getting hungry?

Speaker 6 (08:01):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Not much.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
My co worker does that with pizza.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
He leaves the crust.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
He's like thirty four years old.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Oh god, I don't understand it.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
It's just funny.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Yeah, I'm one that I love the cross.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I agree with Mojo.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
The crust is one of the best parts.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
He's a child. He's a child, doesn't doesn't like Maybe
he's not watching his carves. Have you ever seen somebody
that just eats the toppings off of a pizza because
they don't want They don't Yeah, they don't want the carbohydrates.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
What's going on. How you doing, Dalton? Hey? Good? What's up?

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (08:33):
Yeah? Me and my friend Armando we went to a
police called Sizi's and it's like a pizza buffet. Oh yeah, yeah,
it was great. We had one hundred and eighteen pieces
of pizza between the two of us. Eighteen between the
two of us, but we didn't eat the crust so
we could keep track of how many we ate.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Did they?

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Oh my god?

Speaker 7 (08:55):
Wait they pizza buffet?

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yeah? Are they still open? There used to be one
next to the old radio station.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
No, no, they're clothed down now because.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Of people like you.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Uh, Tomatoes was the one by the station.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Well there was also a CCS right there.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, so the Tomatoes pizza which was in all you
can eat a fe.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
During the day.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
That and Uh and Bo and Dom would go there
during lunch. And both them were big dudes. But Bo
actually looks fabulous right now, so you can listen to
him on OMC.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
But he is.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
He's such a great guy. But he and Don would
go there during lunch, I think with big Boy. So
the three of these guys would pull their big old
fat asses up to the bvey and they would eat
like crazy. And I would get calls the next day
from the manager of Tomatoes going, we don't want those
guys anyone come back. Yeah, they were getting mad. They

(09:49):
were like, if if you came, it would push it
even over the top. What's up, Seal High, I say.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
That this is a long time but first time.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
A kid, Oh thank you? What's going on?

Speaker 6 (10:06):
So for me and my girlfriend. One of the ways
that like I knew that I was like kind of
like meant to be here. Like one of the little
fun things about us is she hates pizza crust unless
it's like an ultra slavored cheese. To the very end.
She does not like that. And I will eat her crust, oh,
because I don't care. It's like a breadstick for me.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Facts eat crust. You eat her crust. Yes, from that's
so good.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
What we do most of the time is I just
have her rip it off the off of it, and
then she just so I don't actually have to like
eat the part cheese eating. We did that at the beginning.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
This is unbelievable. By the way.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
I don't know if we're allowed to talk about stuff
like this on the radio, But what was it like
the first time you did it?

Speaker 6 (10:59):
The first time she did know, I was like, I noticed,
I'm also a very frugal person, so I try not
Like when we went out to eat for the first time,
it was real. It was really stressful for me the
first time we went out to eat, and to specifically
get pizza, because I'm such a frugal person that I'm

(11:19):
like what's the smallest thing we can get? And I
was noticing she wasn't eating the crust. I was like,
do you eat your crust? And she's like, no, I
haven't since I was a child. None of my family does,
like her entire family doesn't. And I was like, can
I eat it? And she's like, fine, shure, I'm not
gonna eat I'm just gonna throw it away. But I

(11:40):
just start nibbling on it.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Well, wow, my god, when you started nibbling on it,
what does she say?

Speaker 6 (11:52):
I was just like, this is kind of perfect because
I've never eaten crufts in my entire life. And I mean,
I was like, great, I've always been tough, so I
guess I'll just get a little more pizza.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Now.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Wow, what a what a day? What a day? This
is poor? Was her criss better than yours? The same pizza? Well,

(12:24):
sal thank you so much. I appreciate that. That was wonderful.
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