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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I think his pool is like the neighborhood pool, Like
you ever noticed this, and Bianca, you guys have a
pool in your family, Like there's the party pool in
the neighborhood, and that's the one that everybody wants to
go to. And you'll have like random summer friends that
you never see in the wintertime. They only come over
in the summertime, especially when it's hot. So he had
a couple of people that were over with their kids,
(00:22):
and I overheard something interesting and he overheard it too,
and then we got into a discussion about this. Paul
heard one of his friends tell their kid, who's like
maybe ten or eleven years old or younger, don't worry
or don't don't get up to go into the bathroom,
just pee in the pool.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh my god, I tell my kids literally the opposite off.
We're at somebody's pool, don't you dare so in that pool.
I heard that, and Paul heard it, and so Paul goes,
you can't tell it. I don't want them peeing in
my pool. Yeah, well, the chlorine will take care of everything.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, And I don't want.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Them, you know, running through your house with uh with
wet clothes on. Paul's like, I don't want you peeing
in my pool. Paul is like a fanatic when it
comes to taking care of his pool. Like he goes
out there and he looks like a chemist. He's got
like a set that sits there and tells you the
pH balance and all the rest of that stuff. I mean,
it is, It's unbelievable. And the last thing you need
(01:19):
is you need a little Johnny going in there and
pissing in the pool. Don't be doing that, Johnny.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
How long does it take the chlorine to like get
it out of there? It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I just say you should never pee in a pool
because it triggers a chemical reaction that creates toxic, irritating compounds.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay, by the way, if you go to somebody's pool,
this is especially true of inter pools and you smell chlorine,
smell really strong. That means there's a lot of pea
in that pool, because that's what that triggers.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm gonna tell you something, though, most pools are giant
toilet bowls off show. Yeah people all the time, Yeah
for sure, But but you don't do this.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You don't tell somebody just go ahead and pee in
the pool, and if especially the kids, if.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You do, you don't do it low yeah, lake.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Away, not in somebody's backyard pool.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
All right, here's here, here's my question.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I want to ask, what is the grossest thing that
you caught a guest do at your house?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
One of your house guests do?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And I'm going to tell you my mind that we
had what's the grossest thing that you had a house
guest do? Eight four four Mojo live eight four four
six six five six five four eight. Now, as far
as the pean is concerned, I'm gonna go back to that.
We live on the lake. You can pee in the lake.
I'm fine with peeing in the lake. The lake ain't mine,
all right.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It's disgusting fish in the lake.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hot, there's fish in the lake, but I'm not eating them, Okay,
catch and release.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I I uh, but I will tell kids.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'm like, hey, and I actually have done that before
where I don't want to run all the way back
into the house. I'll just jump in and take a
pee and then jump right out.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You know what i mean?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Really?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Oh yeah, just go into the water. Just just go
into the water. And that's kind of crazy. If you're
on a boat. Okay, Oh you're on a boat.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You jump right now. Gail. Tell me you you peed
in a lake before, haven't you.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Gail?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I pet the lake all the time because that's the
lake to be in there.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, but you don't. You wouldn't pee in your friend's pool,
would you.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I would never be.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
In a pool because that's just disgusting because, like Shannon said,
it triggers that b reed and it could cause it's
actually caused to be born. Here.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Back in the day, they used to have this chemical
that would make a blue circle around you.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
That would that was I think everybody just does that, Gail.
I'm telling you that, I swear to you.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
They had that they it would make it would do
it colored discs, uh, because because usually you pee in
the pool, it looks like green. Hey, I got to
tell you something, and you did you have a gross
thing that somebody did at your house?
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I do?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Okay, So I had a party one time, and this
was like maybe fifteen years.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Ago, and I as everybody leaves and I go into
my bathroom to clean up from the party and everything,
take out the garbage, and somebody had pooped their pair.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
I had to make sure.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I did their par and left their toilet and left
their their draws wrapped up like in a wrapped ball
in my garbage, disguising it up.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, that's so funny. So minus similar to yours. Can
I tell you what mine is?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
We had people over at our house. This was probably
maybe a decade ago, ten years ago or so, and
they clogged the toilet with what was the longest turd
in the history of turns and snap it off and
they filled it all the way up to the brim.
So Chelsea and I are going bed, and you know
how when you go to bed, you kind of like
(05:02):
turn lights off in the house because you have lights
all over. So I go into the bathroom, I'm like,
what does that smell? I look, and the toilet bowl
was all the way up to almost and there was
literally like what looked like a I don't know, a
baseball bag. It was awful just sitting in there. What's
(05:25):
going on, Eric, Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, you're talking about gross things people doing over at
your house.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah. Well, I had this son of a biscuit.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
I had my wife's cousin and her husband over for dinner.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
We were being nice you know, hey, come on, have fun.
And the son of a gun drank all my beard.
And then when he went to go use my bathroom.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Mind you, it's a one bedroom apart, one bedroom, one bathroom.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Apartment, so we have one bathroom.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
He went to use the bathroom, he poofed and he
exploded poops and it went on my toilet seed and
he didn't clean it, he just left it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I'm like, what, By the way, I have to tell
you those splattering ones. The worst is when it happens
at somebody's house and you can't find wipes to do it,
and you're like down on your hands and you.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Got to get it out of toilet paper. It's so bad.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Eric, Yeah, just like just a use toilet paper, just
wipe it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
It's fine, Okay, it happens, it does. Yeah, thank you
for the call, buddy. I appreciate it. What's up, Joey
High it's Mojo in the morning. Oh yea, how's it
going good? Joey? What's the grossest thing somebody did at
your house?
Speaker 7 (06:39):
So New Year's Eve, one of my friends, Pete in
my kitchen sink.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
What was how did you find that out?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Well?
Speaker 7 (06:48):
I was using the bathroom and my wife was sleeping
where my other bathroom was, and I came back in
the kitchen and there was like he all over the
floor and all over the counter. It was terrible.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
What was there? Did you talk to them? What did
what did they say after the.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Fact, Yeah, they were kind of speechless that that it
even happened and that I caught them doing that, which
I don't know how they were surprised, but I basically
called his brother and was like, yeah, you need to
go home. And I was like my sake, and they're like, oh, yeah, okay,
I'm on my.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Way, Like it must have happened before.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Hold on, Cannas has got one and Cannas. I'm gonna
tell you, if you have a friend with a pool,
don't piss them off because you're never going to be
invited back.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
But what happened.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
So we had first of all, third time, long time.
But I'm always so nervous to say that.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
You got it.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Happy birth Happy birthday, Modra, Thank you, Candis.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I appreciate you so much. That is very sweet to you.
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
So we had people over like four years ago and
there were only two girls in the pool, my daughter
and another person, and she legitimately crapped her pans and
acted like nothing happened. And they were literally onions floating
all over the.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
How do you know they were onions? Wait? What was
she eating? White castles?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
All o?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
I don't know, but onions do not digest well, and
they floated.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
And there's corns blooming onions.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Can I tell you something, Candace, You just gave me
an idea. I'm going over to Paul's house and I'm
gonna poop in his pool.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Right after. I have a big old thing of onions.
Can I do a.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Special shout out to my husband for his birthday?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Oh, it's his birthday.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Too, It was yesterday, but birthday?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
What's his name? Say his day? Right right?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Right?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Bryce?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Happy birthday, Bryce? Bryce from where what town? Happy birthday
Bryce from Oxford? Your your lady's going gonna give you
a special treat when you get home tonight and.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Give them some onions.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Oh god, no, we'll thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
So you take care of yourself.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Everybody's got a friend that does something with either pee
or duty in their house.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
If I if y'all got a pool, I'm not gonna
lie and I got a pee on peeing in the pool.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Bro, especially we've been drinking. I'm not about to get
out the pool and like you know what, I'm in
the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You guys want to have like a thing at my house,
I'm getting a porta potty.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Put it. Happy births Day in America. This is two
hundred and fifty k us.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Say away you in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Is a shot for you win hundred. Now all right,
if you go to our
I think his pool is like the neighborhood pool, Like
you ever noticed this, and Bianca, you guys have a
pool in your family, Like there's the party pool in
the neighborhood, and that's the one that everybody wants to
go to. And you'll have like random summer friends that
you never see in the wintertime. They only come over
in the summertime, especially when it's hot. So he had
a couple of people that were over with their kids,
(00:22):
and I overheard something interesting and he overheard it too,
and then we got into a discussion about this. Paul
heard one of his friends tell their kid, who's like
maybe ten or eleven years old or younger, don't worry
or don't don't get up to go into the bathroom,
just pee in the pool.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh my god, I tell my kids literally the opposite off.
We're at somebody's pool, don't you dare so in that pool.
I heard that, and Paul heard it, and so Paul goes,
you can't tell it. I don't want them peeing in
my pool. Yeah, well, the chlorine will take care of everything.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, And I don't want.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Them, you know, running through your house with uh with
wet clothes on. Paul's like, I don't want you peeing
in my pool. Paul is like a fanatic when it
comes to taking care of his pool. Like he goes
out there and he looks like a chemist. He's got
like a set that sits there and tells you the
pH balance and all the rest of that stuff. I mean,
it is, It's unbelievable. And the last thing you need
(01:19):
is you need a little Johnny going in there and
pissing in the pool. Don't be doing that, Johnny.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
How long does it take the chlorine to like get
it out of there? It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I just say you should never pee in a pool
because it triggers a chemical reaction that creates toxic, irritating compounds.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay, by the way, if you go to somebody's pool,
this is especially true of inter pools and you smell chlorine,
smell really strong. That means there's a lot of pea
in that pool, because that's what that triggers.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm gonna tell you something, though, most pools are giant
toilet bowls off show. Yeah people all the time, Yeah
for sure, But but you don't do this.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You don't tell somebody just go ahead and pee in
the pool, and if especially the kids, if.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You do, you don't do it low yeah, lake.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Away, not in somebody's backyard pool.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
All right, here's here, here's my question.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I want to ask, what is the grossest thing that
you caught a guest do at your house?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
One of your house guests do?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And I'm going to tell you my mind that we
had what's the grossest thing that you had a house
guest do? Eight four four Mojo live eight four four
six six five six five four eight. Now, as far
as the pean is concerned, I'm gonna go back to that.
We live on the lake. You can pee in the lake.
I'm fine with peeing in the lake. The lake ain't mine,
all right.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It's disgusting fish in the lake.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hot, there's fish in the lake, but I'm not eating them, Okay,
catch and release.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I I uh, but I will tell kids.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'm like, hey, and I actually have done that before
where I don't want to run all the way back
into the house. I'll just jump in and take a
pee and then jump right out.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You know what i mean?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Really?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Oh yeah, just go into the water. Just just go
into the water. And that's kind of crazy. If you're
on a boat. Okay, Oh you're on a boat.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You jump right now. Gail. Tell me you you peed
in a lake before, haven't you.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Gail?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I pet the lake all the time because that's the
lake to be in there.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, but you don't. You wouldn't pee in your friend's pool,
would you.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I would never be.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
In a pool because that's just disgusting because, like Shannon said,
it triggers that b reed and it could cause it's
actually caused to be born. Here.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Back in the day, they used to have this chemical
that would make a blue circle around you.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
That would that was I think everybody just does that, Gail.
I'm telling you that, I swear to you.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
They had that they it would make it would do
it colored discs, uh, because because usually you pee in
the pool, it looks like green. Hey, I got to
tell you something, and you did you have a gross
thing that somebody did at your house?
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I do?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Okay, So I had a party one time, and this
was like maybe fifteen years.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Ago, and I as everybody leaves and I go into
my bathroom to clean up from the party and everything,
take out the garbage, and somebody had pooped their pair.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
I had to make sure.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I did their par and left their toilet and left
their their draws wrapped up like in a wrapped ball
in my garbage, disguising it up.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, that's so funny. So minus similar to yours. Can
I tell you what mine is?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
We had people over at our house. This was probably
maybe a decade ago, ten years ago or so, and
they clogged the toilet with what was the longest turd
in the history of turns and snap it off and
they filled it all the way up to the brim.
So Chelsea and I are going bed, and you know
how when you go to bed, you kind of like
(05:02):
turn lights off in the house because you have lights
all over. So I go into the bathroom, I'm like,
what does that smell? I look, and the toilet bowl
was all the way up to almost and there was
literally like what looked like a I don't know, a
baseball bag. It was awful just sitting in there. What's
(05:25):
going on, Eric, Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, you're talking about gross things people doing over at
your house.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah. Well, I had this son of a biscuit.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
I had my wife's cousin and her husband over for dinner.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
We were being nice you know, hey, come on, have fun.
And the son of a gun drank all my beard.
And then when he went to go use my bathroom.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Mind you, it's a one bedroom apart, one bedroom, one bathroom.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Apartment, so we have one bathroom.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
He went to use the bathroom, he poofed and he
exploded poops and it went on my toilet seed and
he didn't clean it, he just left it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I'm like, what, By the way, I have to tell
you those splattering ones. The worst is when it happens
at somebody's house and you can't find wipes to do it,
and you're like down on your hands and you.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Got to get it out of toilet paper. It's so bad.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Eric, Yeah, just like just a use toilet paper, just
wipe it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
It's fine, Okay, it happens, it does. Yeah, thank you
for the call, buddy. I appreciate it. What's up, Joey
High it's Mojo in the morning. Oh yea, how's it
going good? Joey? What's the grossest thing somebody did at
your house?
Speaker 7 (06:39):
So New Year's Eve, one of my friends, Pete in
my kitchen sink.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
What was how did you find that out?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Well?
Speaker 7 (06:48):
I was using the bathroom and my wife was sleeping
where my other bathroom was, and I came back in
the kitchen and there was like he all over the
floor and all over the counter. It was terrible.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
What was there? Did you talk to them? What did
what did they say after the.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Fact, Yeah, they were kind of speechless that that it
even happened and that I caught them doing that, which
I don't know how they were surprised, but I basically
called his brother and was like, yeah, you need to
go home. And I was like my sake, and they're like, oh, yeah, okay,
I'm on my.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Way, Like it must have happened before.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Hold on, Cannas has got one and Cannas. I'm gonna
tell you, if you have a friend with a pool,
don't piss them off because you're never going to be
invited back.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
But what happened.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
So we had first of all, third time, long time.
But I'm always so nervous to say that.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
You got it.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Happy birth Happy birthday, Modra, Thank you, Candis.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I appreciate you so much. That is very sweet to you.
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
So we had people over like four years ago and
there were only two girls in the pool, my daughter
and another person, and she legitimately crapped her pans and
acted like nothing happened. And they were literally onions floating
all over the.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
How do you know they were onions? Wait? What was
she eating? White castles?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
All o?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
I don't know, but onions do not digest well, and
they floated.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
And there's corns blooming onions.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Can I tell you something, Candace, You just gave me
an idea. I'm going over to Paul's house and I'm
gonna poop in his pool.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Right after. I have a big old thing of onions.
Can I do a.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Special shout out to my husband for his birthday?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Oh, it's his birthday.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Too, It was yesterday, but birthday?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
What's his name? Say his day? Right right?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Right?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Bryce?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Happy birthday, Bryce? Bryce from where what town? Happy birthday
Bryce from Oxford? Your your lady's going gonna give you
a special treat when you get home tonight and.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Give them some onions.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Oh god, no, we'll thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
So you take care of yourself.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Everybody's got a friend that does something with either pee
or duty in their house.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
If I if y'all got a pool, I'm not gonna
lie and I got a pee on peeing in the pool.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Bro, especially we've been drinking. I'm not about to get
out the pool and like you know what, I'm in
the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You guys want to have like a thing at my house,
I'm getting a porta potty.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Put it. Happy births Day in America. This is two
hundred and fifty k us.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Say away you in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Is a shot for you win hundred. Now all right,
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